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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Damn, Michael.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
And Michael, that's the first goober that ever got ejected
for number eight. Where does that put me now? Because
I've said some pretty mean themes. So she's number thirteen. Huh, Well,
she may be number thirteen goober, but she's number one
because she's the first one.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Have a great day, Hey, Michael. It's seven point fifteen
Central Time in the evening as I'm listening to your
podcast as I normally do, and you're talking about the
intimacy of radio and how people listen to you and
what they're doing when they listen to you. Well, I'm
(00:46):
shoveling manure in a barn, me and the horses and you.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. Well, hey, I'll tell you this,
liberal or not, I don't think there's a man on
this earth that would turn down a quarter pounder with
cheese and relations with Milania Trump. Have a great day, Michael.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
I guess everyday workers have to learn that either you
get into education or you work for the government, because
those are the only jobs where you can never be
fired from.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Unfortunately, today is day seventeen of the government shutdown. How's
their beer holding out? Michael?
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Preemptive talkback, no cackleing Kamela. But remember some people say
she's the most qualified person to ever run for president.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I say those people might be retarded.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Insident. Interesting that John Bolton aka the Walrus, used to
go on TV every day and say that President Trump
dones it know how to handle classified information. Yet John
Bolton's one who's now being accused of sending his classified
(02:07):
information from his email account and storing documents at his house. Interesting.
New York City mayor candidate Mundani said, I never said
I wanted to defund the police. Rewind the real go back,
and there's so many posts on x where he said
(02:27):
I want to defund the police. Why do these people
lie and lie about what they said when they put
it in writing?
Speaker 8 (02:36):
Crazy?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You can't handle the tackle.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
This ransoms, Thank you, sir, every doubling on.
Speaker 9 (02:41):
That part one. Michael speaking about cooking, conspiracy theory, and enlightenment.
I was making lunch through a muffin in the microwave.
Five minutes should do it, and it did. I opened it,
looked through the smoke and there was a small black
ball making noise look like lightning was coming out of it.
(03:03):
The wife came through the smoke and said I was
no longer allowed to cook Part two. But being a goober,
I realized this is how the CIA makes asteroids to
convince us there's extra terrestrial life. So through every mistake,
(03:25):
there's education, and being a goober brings enlightenment. Thank you, Michael,
and this is your favorite, by the way, Mike, Michael Dragon,
thank you.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
For your support yesterday.
Speaker 10 (03:48):
Anyway, I want to find out if Dragon ever went
to Chicken file and one of the results. Have a
good weekend, shalon.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
Hey Michael, I'm not an attorney, nor do I play
one on the radio. But could we fund the government
in sections such as vote to like fund the military
and force the Democrats to vote on that and then
vote to fun different sections of the continuing Resolution? Or
does it have to be an all or nothing bill?
(04:19):
Just curious, Hey, Mike, I always trying to take notes
on all those names, and I think I missed a couple.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Can you can you repeat all those again?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Please?
Speaker 7 (04:26):
Thanks.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Here is Michael's diary entry from last night. Dear Diary,
Dragon and I just had a great show yesterday. Yeah,
he did have to tell me to take a break
six times and to double click four times. But we
were laughing so much, and he promised me he was
(04:49):
going to go to Chick fil A and ask for
extra crispy fries. Can't wait for the report. So interesting
from Trump's first where things were leaked from the White
House when he had people like John Bolton and Mike
Pence around him, but now on his second term, not
(05:10):
so many leaks from the White House. Wonder if there's
a correlation.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
Fellas, I'm gonna need you to be a little bit
more considerate. You can't spend two days talking about Chick
fil A without at least acknowledging the torture and harm
you're doing to your listeners who live in places without
Chick fil A. It makes me hungry. I just want
to go to Chick fil A. I don't care what fries.
(05:35):
But at the same time, I guess I'm not regularly
getting paid, so probably couldn't afford it anyway.
Speaker 11 (05:42):
Michael Goobers zero two seven seven Did the cars for
kids lose their job and.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Now they need free lunch or food? What happened?
Speaker 7 (05:55):
For those of you wondering, here's Michael's diary entry number two.
Still can't sleep. Every time I close my eyes all
I can hear is Ryan Shoeing's back cackle. I fear
I may never be the same man. I sure wonder
how those waffle prizes are.
Speaker 11 (06:12):
Happy Friday, Michael, Dragon, Mike, you're right. The Democrats are right.
I guess if they're thinking that Fetterman's candidacy is his
position will threaten their messaging. That's very true. He does
threaten their messaging, and it's because it's really really bad
messaging for the country. So we hope that he continues
to do that.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Have you a weekend, guys, Michael and Dragon. So I
went down last night bought a car, starving trying to
figure out what I was going to eat for dinner.
Just I don't know. I had this craving for a
chick flate chicken sandwich, and then I remember the whole
fry debate and they were not good. I don't know
what they did, but it ain't good.
Speaker 12 (06:54):
Try again, Moor and Brown, Eat and Dragon?
Speaker 11 (07:00):
And who do we complained to about all these stupid
post pandemic shutdown commercials that iHeart Key's playing.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Getting sick of it? This is over.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Have a good day, hey, guys, how about some kiss
in honor? Of ace freely.
Speaker 13 (07:17):
Mike, So, I heard you talk about your trip and
everything else since, but I never heard you admit. At
what point did in the trip did you realize that
your heydays were over. I'm sure your Granddorder filled you
in on that one some point I just had to ask. Oh,
and thanks for the advice about Chick fil A, I
(07:39):
went to Burger King instead last night. Have a good one, guys.
Speaker 12 (07:43):
Michael left Cackle with Kamala and the old Batman Cackle
alter overlaid together. That's really weird and I kind of
want to hear it again just because it's so strange.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
You guys, play it again, please,
Damn, Michael.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
And Michael, that's the first goober that ever got ejected
for number eight. Where does that put me now? Because
I've said some pretty mean themes. So she's number thirteen. Huh, Well,
she may be number thirteen goober, but she's number one
because she's the first one.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Have a great day, Hey, Michael. It's seven point fifteen
Central Time in the evening as I'm listening to your
podcast as I normally do, and you're talking about the
intimacy of radio and how people listen to you and
what they're doing when they listen to you. Well, I'm
(00:46):
shoveling manure in a barn, me and the horses and you.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. Well, hey, I'll tell you this,
liberal or not, I don't think there's a man on
this earth that would turn down a quarter pounder with
cheese and relations with Milania Trump. Have a great day, Michael.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
I guess everyday workers have to learn that either you
get into education or you work for the government, because
those are the only jobs where you can never be
fired from.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Unfortunately, today is day seventeen of the government shutdown. How's
their beer holding out? Michael?
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Preemptive talkback, no cackleing Kamela. But remember some people say
she's the most qualified person to ever run for president.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I say those people might be retarded.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Insident. Interesting that John Bolton aka the Walrus, used to
go on TV every day and say that President Trump
dones it know how to handle classified information. Yet John
Bolton's one who's now being accused of sending his classified
(02:07):
information from his email account and storing documents at his house. Interesting.
New York City mayor candidate Mundani said, I never said
I wanted to defund the police. Rewind the real go back,
and there's so many posts on x where he said
(02:27):
I want to defund the police. Why do these people
lie and lie about what they said when they put
it in writing?
Speaker 8 (02:36):
Crazy?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You can't handle the tackle.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
This ransoms, Thank you, sir, every doubling on.
Speaker 9 (02:41):
That part one. Michael speaking about cooking, conspiracy theory, and enlightenment.
I was making lunch through a muffin in the microwave.
Five minutes should do it, and it did. I opened it,
looked through the smoke and there was a small black
ball making noise look like lightning was coming out of it.
(03:03):
The wife came through the smoke and said I was
no longer allowed to cook Part two. But being a goober,
I realized this is how the CIA makes asteroids to
convince us there's extra terrestrial life. So through every mistake,
(03:25):
there's education, and being a goober brings enlightenment. Thank you, Michael,
and this is your favorite, by the way, Mike, Michael Dragon,
thank you.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
For your support yesterday.
Speaker 10 (03:48):
Anyway, I want to find out if Dragon ever went
to Chicken file and one of the results. Have a
good weekend, shalon.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
Hey Michael, I'm not an attorney, nor do I play
one on the radio. But could we fund the government
in sections such as vote to like fund the military
and force the Democrats to vote on that and then
vote to fun different sections of the continuing Resolution? Or
does it have to be an all or nothing bill?
(04:19):
Just curious, Hey, Mike, I always trying to take notes
on all those names, and I think I missed a couple.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Can you can you repeat all those again?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Please?
Speaker 7 (04:26):
Thanks.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Here is Michael's diary entry from last night. Dear Diary,
Dragon and I just had a great show yesterday. Yeah,
he did have to tell me to take a break
six times and to double click four times. But we
were laughing so much, and he promised me he was
(04:49):
going to go to Chick fil A and ask for
extra crispy fries. Can't wait for the report. So interesting
from Trump's first where things were leaked from the White
House when he had people like John Bolton and Mike
Pence around him, but now on his second term, not
(05:10):
so many leaks from the White House. Wonder if there's
a correlation.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
Fellas, I'm gonna need you to be a little bit
more considerate. You can't spend two days talking about Chick
fil A without at least acknowledging the torture and harm
you're doing to your listeners who live in places without
Chick fil A. It makes me hungry. I just want
to go to Chick fil A. I don't care what fries.
(05:35):
But at the same time, I guess I'm not regularly
getting paid, so probably couldn't afford it anyway.
Speaker 11 (05:42):
Michael Goobers zero two seven seven Did the cars for
kids lose their job and.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Now they need free lunch or food? What happened?
Speaker 7 (05:55):
For those of you wondering, here's Michael's diary entry number two.
Still can't sleep. Every time I close my eyes all
I can hear is Ryan Shoeing's back cackle. I fear
I may never be the same man. I sure wonder
how those waffle prizes are.
Speaker 11 (06:12):
Happy Friday, Michael, Dragon, Mike, you're right. The Democrats are right.
I guess if they're thinking that Fetterman's candidacy is his
position will threaten their messaging. That's very true. He does
threaten their messaging, and it's because it's really really bad
messaging for the country. So we hope that he continues
to do that.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Have you a weekend, guys, Michael and Dragon. So I
went down last night bought a car, starving trying to
figure out what I was going to eat for dinner.
Just I don't know. I had this craving for a
chick flate chicken sandwich, and then I remember the whole
fry debate and they were not good. I don't know
what they did, but it ain't good.
Speaker 12 (06:54):
Try again, Moor and Brown, Eat and Dragon?
Speaker 11 (07:00):
And who do we complained to about all these stupid
post pandemic shutdown commercials that iHeart Key's playing.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Getting sick of it? This is over.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Have a good day, hey, guys, how about some kiss
in honor? Of ace freely.
Speaker 13 (07:17):
Mike, So, I heard you talk about your trip and
everything else since, but I never heard you admit. At
what point did in the trip did you realize that
your heydays were over. I'm sure your Granddorder filled you
in on that one some point I just had to ask. Oh,
and thanks for the advice about Chick fil A, I
(07:39):
went to Burger King instead last night. Have a good one, guys.
Speaker 12 (07:43):
Michael left Cackle with Kamala and the old Batman Cackle
alter overlaid together. That's really weird and I kind of
want to hear it again just because it's so strange.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
You guys, play it again, please,
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