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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Michael. Rural Colorado residents used to go out into their
yards at night, look up and see those ugly stars
and the knowing outlines of other universes. But now we're
protected from that. Now we see the bright red flashing
lights of the wind generators. Looks like a red light
(00:25):
district out of Bangkok.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Face morning, ding gong. All right, I'm gonna have to
bail out all the goobers back home that aren't leaving
to talk back this morning. I'm in h west of
Salt Lake City working for the next couple of weeks,
and here I gotta fail. The goober's out. Gotta be
(00:47):
a good goober, I guess.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Have a good day, g Michael. We care about you,
We're thinking about you. We're concerned. We hope everything's okay.
Good morning from the high country in Colorado.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Dang it's cold up here, Michael, who.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Everyone, have a great day.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Wow, that was one hell of a thing to wake
up to.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Thanks a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Dragon, Hey Michael, Good morning Dragon. I'm just thinking if
you were to change talk back to backtalk, you might
get a whole lot more comments on having fun and stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Good morning Michael and Dragon, well as goober number twelve.
I certainly failed you yesterday. I just really wanted to
spare Caldera the torture of having to hear my boys
said early in the morning, and also just figured that
Michael was out due to dragon itis and just wanted
a three day weekend. But glad you're back. Have a
(01:48):
great week.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Good morn eh my.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
Oh a's.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
Duh? Play kat cole.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
A gay and arm.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Well.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Looks like they're laying off people once again.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
You are missed.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
But John Carroll, John Caldera loves taking calls. He loves
talking to people.
Speaker 9 (02:45):
Hey, Michael, sorry about yesterday. I was stuck in meetings
all day and didn't get to listen. Also, I can
loan you five bucks towards this letter. Hope that helps. Also,
is this package that the Republicans are trying to use
to open the gouvernant the same one that was approved
under Biden thirteen times? Is that true? Or is that
(03:05):
just smoke on being filled by my Republican leaders.
Speaker 10 (03:11):
I think your listeners would like to see what supposed
adult websites you're looking at, Brownie, Probably some women in
T shirts and shorts reading history to each other. That's
probably about your pace. Last Sunday marked the three year
(03:32):
anniversary of when Elon Musk bought Twitter. It would be
really great to have a crystal ball to see how
the world would have turned out had he not done that.
He's also now released Grokipedia, so it'll be interesting to
check that out versus Wikipedia. Huh, maybe I should look
(03:53):
up Michael Brown on groc Apedia.
Speaker 11 (03:55):
Hey Michael, my grandmother had a little blue VW that
would she would take over the some of the milder
jeep trails in Colorado.
Speaker 10 (04:06):
She loved that bug.
Speaker 9 (04:07):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon, it's your favorite jew goober.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Well, if make you feel better, If make you guys
feel better, I really missed you.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
This just to make you guys feel better.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You guys have a great day.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Hey Michael, you said you opened up the beamer. That's laughable.
I'm the guy who passed to you in the old
pickup truck that said, Hey, how does it feel to
drive a parked car?
Speaker 10 (04:39):
Palm Beach, Florida realtors are receiving so many inquiries from
very wealthy New Yorkers who are prepared to flee New
York if Mandami wins the New York City mayor race,
So all the free things that he and Kathy Huckel
have said to New Yorkers that they will get. Huh,
(05:00):
when your tax basis leaves the state, it's going to
be really hard to give lots of free things away.
Speaker 12 (05:08):
Michael. I don't mean to be cold and heartless, but
don't TSA workers typically making the six figures? Why are
they lining up for the food banks at the airport
as the news suggest.
Speaker 13 (05:24):
I get it. Going without a paycheck is really difficult.
I've been laid off way too many times. I know
how hard it is. But I've always saved up for
a rainy day. Do people not do that anymore?
Speaker 10 (05:36):
Great posts by lips of TikTok where Nicole Wallace is
talking to the governor of Illinois and they're saying, oh,
no one has called Trump hitler, And then you see
the next two minutes of DEM's calling Trump hitler.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
And here is something from the Who Really Cares Department
unless you're the Media rec Art Center, And they pointed
out just recently on their NewsBusters site, but the iconic
PBS News Hour, which was known for many years as
McNeil Learra, just turned fifty years old today. It began
(06:17):
in nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 13 (06:19):
October twentieth, Michael, I made a huge mistake. It is
not the TSA workers, Oh oh my goodness. Those people
work hard for very little. I meant the ATC, the
Air traffic control workers.
Speaker 12 (06:34):
Who don't they make in the six figures. Where are they.
Speaker 13 (06:37):
Struggling so hard?
Speaker 9 (06:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (06:40):
I'm being very judgmental, but again, everybody should save something
for a rainy day.
Speaker 12 (06:47):
It always happens.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
It doesn't matter who you are, Mike.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
The government shutdown isn't really a shutdown. People are going
to get their money. They're on a forced inconvenient viacar
that they're going to get their money back anyway. So
I don't get that kind of treatment if I get
laid off for a certain amount of time.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Michael, I heard that one hundred and seven Days was
actually written by the Auto pin so it just might
be worth reading.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Michael.
Speaker 10 (07:25):
Wikipedia says Newsom's.
Speaker 14 (07:27):
Father helped deliver the money to the veransom on John
Paul Getty, the third Gangsta Dragon.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
I have to note, did you play Rock the Cash
ba as a pund for Rock the Cash Bar? Because
Kamala was the subject of the segment.
Speaker 15 (07:47):
Michael, I just got an ad for apply for South
Australia Police.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
What the heck is going on?
Speaker 14 (07:57):
Michael. After five years, Kansas City, Missouri, gave up on
their free bus experiment because they turned into rolling homeless shelters.
When it was raining, too hot or too cold, the
homeless just got on the buses and rode them all day,
sleeping and urinating on the buses, which led to a
decline and the overall ridership. Why does Mondami think New
(08:18):
York would be any different.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Mike, I think we need to get the Democrats something
similar to Mega only we'll call it MAKA. It's make
America communist America. This debate with the Obamacare and the
healthcare exchanges shows you that the Democratic Party is not
that compassionate party you've been told that they are. But
(08:46):
with a media that is sympathetic to the Democratic Party,
they hope that you know what, you'll blame the Republicans
again and we moved forward with their move to socialism.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
Michael. Democrats would never lie to us, but they might
tell us five different ways, but never lie.
Speaker 10 (09:07):
Good day, Michael.
Speaker 15 (09:09):
I'm a little perplexed why it is that so many
people seem to have a hard time saying zoron Mom Donnie.
Maybe we should just shorten it too, Z dummy and
that'll make it a little easier for people.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Okay, okay, Michael, how come you say nuclear and your
old boss says nuclear? Asking for a friend?
Speaker 15 (09:31):
Michael, I think somebody needs to make one of those
spoof remake songs, and like where OW used to do
and still does the El DeBarge song, Who's Johnny could
easily turn into Mom Donnie?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I think somebody needs to do that.
Speaker 10 (09:50):
Why is it that only cow farts seemed to be
an issue, not deer farts, bison farts, moose farts, antelope farts.
And why is it when the bird flew happens, you
don't hear about robins or bluebirds or any other birds
other than chickens for the most part, that are affected,
(10:15):
almost like they want us to be vegan weird.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
If I have earballs but my head is between my ears,
what does that mean?
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Michael? Just a suggestion. I I'm not sure, but if
you're looking at inches in the eighteen hundreds, do you
not have to translate that to twenty twenty five inches
When you're looking at those studies G just curious, Brannie.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
What we need to do is just give these climatologists
a swift kicking earballs
Michael. Rural Colorado residents used to go out into their
yards at night, look up and see those ugly stars
and the knowing outlines of other universes. But now we're
protected from that. Now we see the bright red flashing
lights of the wind generators. Looks like a red light
(00:25):
district out of Bangkok.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Face morning, ding gong. All right, I'm gonna have to
bail out all the goobers back home that aren't leaving
to talk back this morning. I'm in h west of
Salt Lake City working for the next couple of weeks,
and here I gotta fail. The goober's out. Gotta be
(00:47):
a good goober, I guess.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Have a good day, g Michael. We care about you,
We're thinking about you. We're concerned. We hope everything's okay.
Good morning from the high country in Colorado.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Dang it's cold up here, Michael, who.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Everyone, have a great day.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Wow, that was one hell of a thing to wake
up to.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Thanks a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Dragon, Hey Michael, Good morning Dragon. I'm just thinking if
you were to change talk back to backtalk, you might
get a whole lot more comments on having fun and stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Good morning Michael and Dragon, well as goober number twelve.
I certainly failed you yesterday. I just really wanted to
spare Caldera the torture of having to hear my boys
said early in the morning, and also just figured that
Michael was out due to dragon itis and just wanted
a three day weekend. But glad you're back. Have a
(01:48):
great week.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Good morn eh my.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
Oh a's.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
Duh? Play kat cole.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
A gay and arm.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Well.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Looks like they're laying off people once again.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
You are missed.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
But John Carroll, John Caldera loves taking calls. He loves
talking to people.
Speaker 9 (02:45):
Hey, Michael, sorry about yesterday. I was stuck in meetings
all day and didn't get to listen. Also, I can
loan you five bucks towards this letter. Hope that helps. Also,
is this package that the Republicans are trying to use
to open the gouvernant the same one that was approved
under Biden thirteen times? Is that true? Or is that
(03:05):
just smoke on being filled by my Republican leaders.
Speaker 10 (03:11):
I think your listeners would like to see what supposed
adult websites you're looking at, Brownie, Probably some women in
T shirts and shorts reading history to each other. That's
probably about your pace. Last Sunday marked the three year
(03:32):
anniversary of when Elon Musk bought Twitter. It would be
really great to have a crystal ball to see how
the world would have turned out had he not done that.
He's also now released Grokipedia, so it'll be interesting to
check that out versus Wikipedia. Huh, maybe I should look
(03:53):
up Michael Brown on groc Apedia.
Speaker 11 (03:55):
Hey Michael, my grandmother had a little blue VW that
would she would take over the some of the milder
jeep trails in Colorado.
Speaker 10 (04:06):
She loved that bug.
Speaker 9 (04:07):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon, it's your favorite jew goober.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Well, if make you feel better, If make you guys
feel better, I really missed you.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
This just to make you guys feel better.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You guys have a great day.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Hey Michael, you said you opened up the beamer. That's laughable.
I'm the guy who passed to you in the old
pickup truck that said, Hey, how does it feel to
drive a parked car?
Speaker 10 (04:39):
Palm Beach, Florida realtors are receiving so many inquiries from
very wealthy New Yorkers who are prepared to flee New
York if Mandami wins the New York City mayor race,
So all the free things that he and Kathy Huckel
have said to New Yorkers that they will get. Huh,
(05:00):
when your tax basis leaves the state, it's going to
be really hard to give lots of free things away.
Speaker 12 (05:08):
Michael. I don't mean to be cold and heartless, but
don't TSA workers typically making the six figures? Why are
they lining up for the food banks at the airport
as the news suggest.
Speaker 13 (05:24):
I get it. Going without a paycheck is really difficult.
I've been laid off way too many times. I know
how hard it is. But I've always saved up for
a rainy day. Do people not do that anymore?
Speaker 10 (05:36):
Great posts by lips of TikTok where Nicole Wallace is
talking to the governor of Illinois and they're saying, oh,
no one has called Trump hitler, And then you see
the next two minutes of DEM's calling Trump hitler.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
And here is something from the Who Really Cares Department
unless you're the Media rec Art Center, And they pointed
out just recently on their NewsBusters site, but the iconic
PBS News Hour, which was known for many years as
McNeil Learra, just turned fifty years old today. It began
(06:17):
in nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 13 (06:19):
October twentieth, Michael, I made a huge mistake. It is
not the TSA workers, Oh oh my goodness. Those people
work hard for very little. I meant the ATC, the
Air traffic control workers.
Speaker 12 (06:34):
Who don't they make in the six figures. Where are they.
Speaker 13 (06:37):
Struggling so hard?
Speaker 9 (06:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (06:40):
I'm being very judgmental, but again, everybody should save something
for a rainy day.
Speaker 12 (06:47):
It always happens.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
It doesn't matter who you are, Mike.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
The government shutdown isn't really a shutdown. People are going
to get their money. They're on a forced inconvenient viacar
that they're going to get their money back anyway. So
I don't get that kind of treatment if I get
laid off for a certain amount of time.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Michael, I heard that one hundred and seven Days was
actually written by the Auto pin so it just might
be worth reading.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Michael.
Speaker 10 (07:25):
Wikipedia says Newsom's.
Speaker 14 (07:27):
Father helped deliver the money to the veransom on John
Paul Getty, the third Gangsta Dragon.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
I have to note, did you play Rock the Cash
ba as a pund for Rock the Cash Bar? Because
Kamala was the subject of the segment.
Speaker 15 (07:47):
Michael, I just got an ad for apply for South
Australia Police.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
What the heck is going on?
Speaker 14 (07:57):
Michael. After five years, Kansas City, Missouri, gave up on
their free bus experiment because they turned into rolling homeless shelters.
When it was raining, too hot or too cold, the
homeless just got on the buses and rode them all day,
sleeping and urinating on the buses, which led to a
decline and the overall ridership. Why does Mondami think New
(08:18):
York would be any different.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Mike, I think we need to get the Democrats something
similar to Mega only we'll call it MAKA. It's make
America communist America. This debate with the Obamacare and the
healthcare exchanges shows you that the Democratic Party is not
that compassionate party you've been told that they are. But
(08:46):
with a media that is sympathetic to the Democratic Party,
they hope that you know what, you'll blame the Republicans
again and we moved forward with their move to socialism.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
Michael. Democrats would never lie to us, but they might
tell us five different ways, but never lie.
Speaker 10 (09:07):
Good day, Michael.
Speaker 15 (09:09):
I'm a little perplexed why it is that so many
people seem to have a hard time saying zoron Mom Donnie.
Maybe we should just shorten it too, Z dummy and
that'll make it a little easier for people.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Okay, okay, Michael, how come you say nuclear and your
old boss says nuclear? Asking for a friend?
Speaker 15 (09:31):
Michael, I think somebody needs to make one of those
spoof remake songs, and like where OW used to do
and still does the El DeBarge song, Who's Johnny could
easily turn into Mom Donnie?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I think somebody needs to do that.
Speaker 10 (09:50):
Why is it that only cow farts seemed to be
an issue, not deer farts, bison farts, moose farts, antelope farts.
And why is it when the bird flew happens, you
don't hear about robins or bluebirds or any other birds
other than chickens for the most part, that are affected,
(10:15):
almost like they want us to be vegan weird.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
If I have earballs but my head is between my ears,
what does that mean?
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Michael? Just a suggestion. I I'm not sure, but if
you're looking at inches in the eighteen hundreds, do you
not have to translate that to twenty twenty five inches
When you're looking at those studies G just curious, Brannie.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
What we need to do is just give these climatologists
a swift kicking earballs
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