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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning ladies. Dragon. I hope you feel better after
your little ten for transfer yesterday morning. You know the
joke's on you because I just fast forwarded on the podcast.
I don't have to listen to your ks stuff. Congratulations
to the ass that was an awesome game last night.
(00:24):
I doubt we'll ever get a hat trick out of
this production.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hey, we haven't had a cat talk back in a while.
How's the cat doing? Haven't heard them?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Mike Dragon, good morning. I got nothing for you. I
just wanted to make sure I didn't hear any cackles. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
The amount of money spent on Snap annually has doubled
since twenty nineteen. On average, Snap recipients spend twice the
amount on groceries first average American. This is not helping
the poor. This is helping those who are abusing the system. Obviously,
(01:09):
we have a huge fraud problem with Snap. A few
examples of the abuses of Snap benefits was a woman
who did not claim her TikTok income and she was
out driving two very high end luxury cars. Another example
is that some of these people sell their four thousand
(01:32):
dollars Snap cards for one thousand dollars cash. There is
so much abuse of our system. Several great posts about
comparing Wikipedia to Grockipedia. It shows that Wikipedia is so
politically biased and woke versus factual Grokipedia. I think Wikipedia
(01:58):
is on its way out. Michael, have you had a
chance to review your Grokipedia entry to see if it's
more accurate than what was in Wikipedia? Denver failed at
a great post where they compared an average family of
four with one hundred and twenty thousand dollars a year
of income living in Denver versus Cheyenne, Wyoming. What's the
(02:23):
difference thirty seven thousand dollars saved if you lived in Cheyenne,
Wyoming versus Denver, Colorado. I could sure use that income.
Thanks Paulus and Johnston.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Good morning Michael and Dragon. It's cold out there and
I had to put a hat on. I was freezing
my earballs off.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Andy, Michael, I just wanted to report I went to
Mile High Regenitor, and my west wing's working and my
ballroom is dancing.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Hi, Michael, I got up early just to say good
morning and avoid.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
The good morning Michael and Dragon. This is your favorite
j Gouber, Hey, is there something happening at nine thirty.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
Help is good.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
At nine thirty you'll be announcing your retirement.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Michael, didn't Jimmy Buffett say it's nine thirty somewhere? Hey, Michael,
I'm just thinking about this auto pen. If any investigator
is able to prove that Joe Biden, you know, has
cognitive issues, then wouldn't anybody who is being held accountable
(03:39):
be able to say that he just has cognitive issues
and does not remember authorizing them to take their actions
with his auto pen.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
You know if you.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Add five and six.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
And then.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Add six squared times five squared, you know what you get.
Speaker 10 (04:11):
You want to give him a hitt dragon.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
N I'm Michael and Dragon's they die on a fair face.
Speaker 11 (04:22):
Morning Ding Dong Frome, Salt Lake City. Hey, Mike, you
got to double click their merbals.
Speaker 12 (04:29):
Double click, Michael.
Speaker 11 (04:32):
Have fun with that rabbit holes.
Speaker 13 (04:35):
Jason the squirrel, And there's your silence.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
We know all about it, guys.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
At nine thirty, Michael will put his shoes back on
and the air will clear.
Speaker 14 (04:56):
In Danger, Michael, we all know Donald Trump is totally
trolling the left. But it's really funny because if you
think about the fact that all fifty States would have
to allow Donald Trump's name to be on the ballot.
That even makes it funnier. And here's the point where
Colorado could actually stand up and say, no, let's not
(05:18):
have Donald Trump's name on the ballot. Uh ironic.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Speaking of bathrooms, do we have an update on your bathroom.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
The first floor, horse floor?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
That's the nine thirty announcement.
Speaker 15 (05:34):
Hi, Michael. Regarding Trump derangement syndrome, it needs to be
classified as psychosis under the DSM dash five dh TR.
And it's not that these people have had a permanent
detachment from reality. It's called psychotic breaks. They hear his
(05:56):
name or something he's done, and they do, in fact
separate from reality. Psychotic day.
Speaker 16 (06:03):
I'm finishing up my massage at nine thirty, hopefully a
happy ending. Can you move that announcement back to uh,
nine thirty one? Thank you?
Speaker 8 (06:15):
So this nine thirty announcement? Is it an iHeart music festival,
a new iHeart contest? What Roskominski decided to use soap
on his legs? I'm just dying of sense. I may
not last until nine thirty at this.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Rate, Michael, Why don't any of these critics ever say
anything about force protection. Benefits of having a ballroom on
the grounde. It's a lot more control to protect the
guests from the violent leftists that are roaming the streets
(06:56):
are everywhere.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
Thanks for reminding us that Trump's coronation is at nine
thirty today. You know, leave it to Donald to come
up with Trump's speed and answering those poor people that
were protesting that we didn't have a king, and he said, oh,
that's right, we don't have a king. I'll take care
(07:18):
of that. And then Trump's speed.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
Here we are. Gasp, Michael, You know Colorado is a
two plate state.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Have a good day, Good.
Speaker 11 (07:28):
Boring, Mike.
Speaker 12 (07:28):
This surveillance camera craft is going to be just like.
Speaker 11 (07:34):
Reporters using x or.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Twitter to do the reporting, making lazy cops even lazier.
Speaker 11 (07:45):
On a fair face. Morning ding dong again from Salt
Lake City at nine point thirty. Is the earballs going
to be used to track vehicles just like those cameras.
Here's another delay to drive you crazy.
Speaker 17 (08:12):
Just about forty five minutes till nine thirty.
Speaker 18 (08:18):
Talk back, nine thirty earballs talk back, nine thirty earballs
talk back, nine thirty earballs talk back, nine thirty earballs
talk Back, nine thirty Earballs Talk Back, nine thirty Earballs
Talk Back, nine thirty Earballs Talk Back, nine thirty Earballs
Talk Back, nine thirty Earballs Talk Back, nine thirty Earballs
(08:41):
Talk Back, nine thirty ear Balls.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Then announced it nine thirty. I know, I know, Dracon
will be the producer for the weekend show. Oh, I hope,
I hope you too are like the Smeggier's Bread thus
Lewis and Martin Abbott, Costello, Brunson, Allen. I could go on,
(09:06):
you are a great pair and that we can show
would be even better.
Speaker 17 (09:13):
Michael Dragon, Just what time I get my first break
at work? About nine thirty.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Well, that's a little sad because I know I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
To be able to follow over there.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
But I'm just curious.
Speaker 15 (09:26):
That doesn't mean you guys get a raise, right, I mean,
I think iheart's probably smarter than that.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Michael and Dragon. Congratulations on your promotion to the big
time at KOA. Go get them Laurel and Hardy and
the Earballs. Okay, thank you very much. Good luck to
you both.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Mike.
Speaker 12 (09:51):
I'm very concerned about the quality of your show moving
over to KOA at nine am, because you have to
get up so early. Are we still going to get
the cranky half a sleep guy at nine o'clock because
you won't be getting up so early? And on a
related topic, if your earballs have to be neutered, do
(10:11):
you see a plastic surgeon an EMT or do you
go back to your third grade teacher and let her
jerking around by the year.
Speaker 10 (10:19):
Hey, Michael, regarding your move to KOA two concerns. It's
been past experience for people have moved from six point
thirty to fifty, the tone of their programs have changed.
I guess that's probably a general statement, but hopefully that's
not going to change. I know you said something to
(10:40):
that effect. And now I have to choose when I'm
going to go to ninety seven three during that time.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Tough decision is bodie, Michael Dragon, this is your favorite
jew goober. Well that's kind of cool. Well, I have
I don't to switch between two of you guys, and
I like both of you guys as a Kaminski and you.
But what sucks is we're losing one hour of you, Michael.
(11:07):
That kind of sucks. But otherwise, Hey is ross also
a juguber.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
Have a good day.
Speaker 12 (11:16):
Michael Dragon, Hey, listen where you go?
Speaker 11 (11:20):
I go.
Speaker 10 (11:21):
Let's ride
Good morning ladies. Dragon. I hope you feel better after
your little ten for transfer yesterday morning. You know the
joke's on you because I just fast forwarded on the podcast.
I don't have to listen to your ks stuff. Congratulations
to the ass that was an awesome game last night.
(00:24):
I doubt we'll ever get a hat trick out of
this production.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hey, we haven't had a cat talk back in a while.
How's the cat doing? Haven't heard them?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Mike Dragon, good morning. I got nothing for you. I
just wanted to make sure I didn't hear any cackles. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
The amount of money spent on Snap annually has doubled
since twenty nineteen. On average, Snap recipients spend twice the
amount on groceries first average American. This is not helping
the poor. This is helping those who are abusing the system. Obviously,
(01:09):
we have a huge fraud problem with Snap. A few
examples of the abuses of Snap benefits was a woman
who did not claim her TikTok income and she was
out driving two very high end luxury cars. Another example
is that some of these people sell their four thousand
(01:32):
dollars Snap cards for one thousand dollars cash. There is
so much abuse of our system. Several great posts about
comparing Wikipedia to Grockipedia. It shows that Wikipedia is so
politically biased and woke versus factual Grokipedia. I think Wikipedia
(01:58):
is on its way out. Michael, have you had a
chance to review your Grokipedia entry to see if it's
more accurate than what was in Wikipedia? Denver failed at
a great post where they compared an average family of
four with one hundred and twenty thousand dollars a year
of income living in Denver versus Cheyenne, Wyoming. What's the
(02:23):
difference thirty seven thousand dollars saved if you lived in Cheyenne,
Wyoming versus Denver, Colorado. I could sure use that income.
Thanks Paulus and Johnston.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Good morning Michael and Dragon. It's cold out there and
I had to put a hat on. I was freezing
my earballs off.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Andy, Michael, I just wanted to report I went to
Mile High Regenitor, and my west wing's working and my
ballroom is dancing.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Hi, Michael, I got up early just to say good
morning and avoid.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
The good morning Michael and Dragon. This is your favorite
j Gouber, Hey, is there something happening at nine thirty.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
Help is good.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
At nine thirty you'll be announcing your retirement.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Michael, didn't Jimmy Buffett say it's nine thirty somewhere? Hey, Michael,
I'm just thinking about this auto pen. If any investigator
is able to prove that Joe Biden, you know, has
cognitive issues, then wouldn't anybody who is being held accountable
(03:39):
be able to say that he just has cognitive issues
and does not remember authorizing them to take their actions
with his auto pen.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
You know if you.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Add five and six.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
And then.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Add six squared times five squared, you know what you get.
Speaker 10 (04:11):
You want to give him a hitt dragon.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
N I'm Michael and Dragon's they die on a fair face.
Speaker 11 (04:22):
Morning Ding Dong Frome, Salt Lake City. Hey, Mike, you
got to double click their merbals.
Speaker 12 (04:29):
Double click, Michael.
Speaker 11 (04:32):
Have fun with that rabbit holes.
Speaker 13 (04:35):
Jason the squirrel, And there's your silence.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
We know all about it, guys.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
At nine thirty, Michael will put his shoes back on
and the air will clear.
Speaker 14 (04:56):
In Danger, Michael, we all know Donald Trump is totally
trolling the left. But it's really funny because if you
think about the fact that all fifty States would have
to allow Donald Trump's name to be on the ballot.
That even makes it funnier. And here's the point where
Colorado could actually stand up and say, no, let's not
(05:18):
have Donald Trump's name on the ballot. Uh ironic.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Speaking of bathrooms, do we have an update on your bathroom.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
The first floor, horse floor?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
That's the nine thirty announcement.
Speaker 15 (05:34):
Hi, Michael. Regarding Trump derangement syndrome, it needs to be
classified as psychosis under the DSM dash five dh TR.
And it's not that these people have had a permanent
detachment from reality. It's called psychotic breaks. They hear his
(05:56):
name or something he's done, and they do, in fact
separate from reality. Psychotic day.
Speaker 16 (06:03):
I'm finishing up my massage at nine thirty, hopefully a
happy ending. Can you move that announcement back to uh,
nine thirty one? Thank you?
Speaker 8 (06:15):
So this nine thirty announcement? Is it an iHeart music festival,
a new iHeart contest? What Roskominski decided to use soap
on his legs? I'm just dying of sense. I may
not last until nine thirty at this.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Rate, Michael, Why don't any of these critics ever say
anything about force protection. Benefits of having a ballroom on
the grounde. It's a lot more control to protect the
guests from the violent leftists that are roaming the streets
(06:56):
are everywhere.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
Thanks for reminding us that Trump's coronation is at nine
thirty today. You know, leave it to Donald to come
up with Trump's speed and answering those poor people that
were protesting that we didn't have a king, and he said, oh,
that's right, we don't have a king. I'll take care
(07:18):
of that. And then Trump's speed.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
Here we are. Gasp, Michael, You know Colorado is a
two plate state.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Have a good day, Good.
Speaker 11 (07:28):
Boring, Mike.
Speaker 12 (07:28):
This surveillance camera craft is going to be just like.
Speaker 11 (07:34):
Reporters using x or.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Twitter to do the reporting, making lazy cops even lazier.
Speaker 11 (07:45):
On a fair face. Morning ding dong again from Salt
Lake City at nine point thirty. Is the earballs going
to be used to track vehicles just like those cameras.
Here's another delay to drive you crazy.
Speaker 17 (08:12):
Just about forty five minutes till nine thirty.
Speaker 18 (08:18):
Talk back, nine thirty earballs talk back, nine thirty earballs
talk back, nine thirty earballs talk back, nine thirty earballs
talk Back, nine thirty Earballs Talk Back, nine thirty Earballs
Talk Back, nine thirty Earballs Talk Back, nine thirty Earballs
Talk Back, nine thirty Earballs Talk Back, nine thirty Earballs
(08:41):
Talk Back, nine thirty ear Balls.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Then announced it nine thirty. I know, I know, Dracon
will be the producer for the weekend show. Oh, I hope,
I hope you too are like the Smeggier's Bread thus
Lewis and Martin Abbott, Costello, Brunson, Allen. I could go on,
(09:06):
you are a great pair and that we can show
would be even better.
Speaker 17 (09:13):
Michael Dragon, Just what time I get my first break
at work? About nine thirty.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Well, that's a little sad because I know I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
To be able to follow over there.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
But I'm just curious.
Speaker 15 (09:26):
That doesn't mean you guys get a raise, right, I mean,
I think iheart's probably smarter than that.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Michael and Dragon. Congratulations on your promotion to the big
time at KOA. Go get them Laurel and Hardy and
the Earballs. Okay, thank you very much. Good luck to
you both.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Mike.
Speaker 12 (09:51):
I'm very concerned about the quality of your show moving
over to KOA at nine am, because you have to
get up so early. Are we still going to get
the cranky half a sleep guy at nine o'clock because
you won't be getting up so early? And on a
related topic, if your earballs have to be neutered, do
(10:11):
you see a plastic surgeon an EMT or do you
go back to your third grade teacher and let her
jerking around by the year.
Speaker 10 (10:19):
Hey, Michael, regarding your move to KOA two concerns. It's
been past experience for people have moved from six point
thirty to fifty, the tone of their programs have changed.
I guess that's probably a general statement, but hopefully that's
not going to change. I know you said something to
(10:40):
that effect. And now I have to choose when I'm
going to go to ninety seven three during that time.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Tough decision is bodie, Michael Dragon, this is your favorite
jew goober. Well that's kind of cool. Well, I have
I don't to switch between two of you guys, and
I like both of you guys as a Kaminski and you.
But what sucks is we're losing one hour of you, Michael.
(11:07):
That kind of sucks. But otherwise, Hey is ross also
a juguber.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
Have a good day.
Speaker 12 (11:16):
Michael Dragon, Hey, listen where you go?
Speaker 11 (11:20):
I go.
Speaker 10 (11:21):
Let's ride
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