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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, it's the last Monday show of the situation with
Michael Brown featuring Dragon Redbeard from six am to ten
am at least for a while. At some point they'll
have to, you know, recirculate everything again, so make it
a good show. Who else spit out their drink when
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they heard Gavin Newsom in the interview this weekend say
that he hates politicians that lie and then a few
minutes later talked about that Biden didn't have any cognitive decline.
Charlie Kirk called this man the fakest person he ever met,
and Tucker Carlson has said Gavin Newsom is one of
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the few people he knows that could pass a lie
detector test. Speaks volume. Several people on the right have
predicted that the government shut down will be lifted after
the elections on Tuesday. Was the game plan. It's pretty
darn pathetic everything that they've done to the American people
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for their gaming the system.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Good morning from South Dakota on November Tance. You're moving
to Koa at nine am till noon. Nine That's about
when I take my first nap. Yes, I'll have to
change my habits too. Everyone, Half a great day a.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Fair face morning ding dong, still from Salt Lake. This
is the Monday morning anti cackle talkback, hoping that I'm
protecting the goobers. And there's your daily silence. Enjoy squirrel.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Is it nine yet?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I can leave my radio WAF till nine twenty nine
and turn it on it.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Where is it?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
I have to stay listening till my thirty?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I'm confused? Is it nine thirty?
Speaker 8 (02:08):
Ny?
Speaker 9 (02:08):
Thirty nine thirty?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Bye?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Wow, Brownie. A week before you move to the new studio,
you're already pre preparing your complaints of what you're going
to complain about since you don't have the blinds anymore.
Speaker 10 (02:24):
Hey, just loving this intal retentive rant about the KOA
studio and how the monitor's got to be this way,
the keyboard slanted that way. Let's move the trash can.
Let's keep this inn a retentive rent going. And let
us know, Michael, when you go to a restaurant you
unwrap the silverware from a napkin, it's the four tire,
the night there, the spoon there, how much space between
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them all?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Let's get the glass right here? How does that go?
Speaker 11 (02:50):
Hey?
Speaker 12 (02:51):
Good morning Michael and regarding snap my mom, super poor
working citizen, oh, a citizen all her life here in Colorado,
applies for food assistance and she gets a whopping twenty
one dollars a month. I'm thinking if she didn't speak
English maybe or looked a little different, she would probably
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get a hundred maybe.
Speaker 13 (03:13):
Disgusting, Michael, what I'm in a restaurant, I'd tear the
napkit in half, stick half in each ear. That way,
I don't have to listen to the wife all of
the things on her to do list that I didn't
get done. Complaints, Michael.
Speaker 14 (03:34):
If you're going to crime the pump for your gofund
me jar, make sure you put pennies in it. I
hear they're discontinued the penny, of course, and so it
might become even more valuable at some point.
Speaker 15 (03:45):
I don't know, Michael.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
I'm just curious.
Speaker 16 (03:49):
Does the KOA radio station or KOA campgrounds have a
better restroom?
Speaker 17 (03:55):
Welcome to the situation with Michael Brown on the King
of Agric KOA eight fifty AM and ninety four to
one FM. Here are the rules of engagement. Text Mike
or Michael to three three one zero three. Download the
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Brown and The Weekend with Michael Brown.
Speaker 13 (04:18):
What about the migrant farm workers who work out a
deal with the farmer not to get paid till the
end of the season. That way they qualify for snap
wick housing all sorts of stuff, and then at the
end of the season they get paid. Then they move
along and start all over when the next growing season starts.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
After listening to Dragon talk about the teenagers at the
end of the Halloween, here's a fun fact you may
or may not already know. It's actually up to the
home owner to say trick or treat, not the one's
coming up to the house.
Speaker 16 (05:04):
Food Stampageddon is coming, or perhaps it will be Snapageddon,
maybe welfare geddon It's coming.
Speaker 17 (05:15):
You can follow Michael Brown on the social media sites
at Facebook, Instagram, and his favorite social media site erks
formerly Twitter. You can also download the podcast at iHeart
or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also go
to the website insert young Lady here one more time,
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young lady, insert young lady here, where you can check
out all the photos that Dragon posts and you can
buy some Michael Brown merchandise. So that the world knows
that you are a loyal goober. Well, Michael, welcome to KOA.
You indeed are moving up. You truly deserved this, Mike,
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pretty pretty pretty good.
Speaker 18 (06:05):
Good morning, Michael, inside show, Dragon. Congratulations on your big
promotion to be on the same station as the Rockies.
Speaker 9 (06:12):
Frankly, I don't care.
Speaker 18 (06:15):
I listen on the podcast and the best part about
all this is that I'll have to listen to five
out five fewer hours each week.
Speaker 9 (06:24):
Thanks, have a great day.
Speaker 19 (06:25):
We need to mimic some of the things the Dems do,
including changing language. Some of the language we absolutely need
to change. Is anything that says government funded or free
needs to be changed to legal taxpayers fund it. Let's
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see how that goes over, because that is the truth.
Nothing is government funded, nothing is free.
Speaker 20 (06:53):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. Happy Monday. Michael on the
story of Nick the Butcher. When I heard over the weekend,
I took it exactly the way that you did. I
fully agree with you, and I think it's probably still correct.
But how about this consideration. I wonder if Nick is
saying that the government isn't getting his job done right now,
the foregoing their responsibility to the American people, and so
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he's upset that he's stepping in and helping with that.
Just another thought.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Have a good day, hey, Mike.
Speaker 19 (07:25):
Let's not forget the federal government is supposed to pay
for daycare for all of our children now too.
Speaker 14 (07:34):
Just the thought, Michael, not only receiving snap benefits is
just so inefficient, but it also as the person who's
receiving it, it allows you to be anonymous when you
receive it. My pastor this week asked us as congregation
to send him an email if we were hurting. And
that happens when only people can become vulnerable, and that's
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part of our society too. That's what missing is when
you need help, asking for help directly.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
Michael friendly. Nick Butcher has got it right. This is
the way charity was taken care of for eons before
the government decided to muck it all up. And not
only is he doing it right, that is the best
meat I have ever eaten. I've shot there and it
is so good.
Speaker 16 (08:22):
Welcome to the situation with Michael Brown featuring the dragon
Redbeard on eight fifty KOA. Here are your rules of engagement.
Text the word Mike or Michael to three three, one
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and The Weekend with Michael Brown.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
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Speaker 16 (08:48):
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Speaker 4 (09:06):
The question is not why are forty one million people
losing your food stamps? The question is why the hell
are forty one million people on food stamps?
Speaker 21 (09:17):
Hey, Michael, it's fall back.
Speaker 22 (09:19):
So I was just do I tune in at eight
thirty or do I wait till late thirty? Or are
you just going to fifty and we don't have to
worry about it, Michael.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
When I was a kid, my dad used to deer
hunt and he would give the meat to a lady
in our town who was, you know, poor, didn't have
much And I don't know that just seems like the
more most basic way to.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
Take care of people.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
I like that, and that was We've lost most of that,
I think, unfortunately.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Michael and all you goober good luck.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
I'm out of here after thirty years moving to South Dakota.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
He just didn't know how many of his friends and
neighbors were either on Snap or we're government workers, and
when he saw their faces, that's when he freaked out.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
So I've discovered this wonderful product called strong Water Old
Fashioned Mix. I ran out. I went to the website.
They celled it King Soopers, and underneath the description it
says this product is eligible for SNAP benefits. I don't
know about the four roses whiskey, but the mix is eligible.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. The more I think about it,
celebrating being on the same radio station as the Colorado
Rockies is a lot like celebrating not matching a single
number on.
Speaker 20 (10:54):
Your powerball ticket.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Have a great morning, Hey, Michael. When you were doing
your interweb search for all of that stuff on Lexus
and whatnot, I just have to ask, since you didn't
get any results, is it because there were no results
or is it because you forgot to turn your computer
on or forgot to double click.
Speaker 13 (11:15):
Just asking those illegal aliens who were given driver's license
were they ever forced to taken a written or a
driven driving test? Were they just issued a license?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Brownie.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I'm surprised how much you know about truck and in
the Sikhs, but you missed one important fact.
Speaker 23 (11:40):
They're all wearing flip flops.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Michael.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Once you jumped to the blowtorch, does that mean no
more Martino commercials?
Speaker 11 (11:50):
Please? Good morning boys. I want you to remember that
dumb Assy continues until you discontinue dumb assy. Oh we're
just too stupid to survive. I need my twinkies. I'm
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going to have them right now. Have a good day.
Speaker 21 (12:18):
Howard Us does he play for the Rockies?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I drove truck for twenty years, and yes, the Sikhs
are all wearing flip flops and most of them have
Canadian accents.
Speaker 14 (12:34):
You just made me throw up in my mouth a
little bit.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
That was just gross.
Speaker 18 (12:38):
Oh just thinking about it, that was bad.
Speaker 14 (12:42):
Thanks a lot, guys, Have a good day.
Speaker 24 (12:46):
Hey Michael, I hear your promo inviting us to come
over to KOA radio station with you. I will accept
that invitation. However, I'm going to need a ride and
probably some of the other googles will too. You're probably
gonna need to get a bus. Of course, you can
get one of those little short buses for us.
Speaker 21 (13:06):
To Kay, how have a one eight removing you enjoy
kaway land of a bunch of guliflower?
Speaker 15 (13:17):
Okay, Mikey, So let's get this straight. It's daylight savings
time is over. So instead of going back an hour
like you do, you're moving ahead forward to three hours,
and then you're chopping off an hour of.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
What little work you did before.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I don't think you could do any less, but you
managed to pull it off, and yet.
Speaker 9 (13:37):
You're getting paid more for this. What the hell is
going on here? Just total lack of respect for the law, Michael.
Speaker 23 (13:47):
I know you said that you don't need a fourth
hour because it's too much and dragons cut it too much,
and I'm here to tell you I think it's too much,
so I can't wait for you to move so you.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Don't have a fourth out.
Speaker 23 (14:01):
I don't know what you were just talking about, but
you completely lost me, and I have no clue other
than people are gonna say that they were all given
them run thing when they were deporting.
Speaker 13 (14:16):
Since you're switching to a new sophisticated station. Does this
mean we can no longer push the red microphone button
with the same finger we picked our nose with