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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to the Blowtorch eight fifty k away, home of
the Blowheart Michael Brown. Download the iHeart app, but follow
the Situation with Michael Brown and the Weekend with Michael Brown.
Because Michael Brown demands rules of engagement, even bribes little
girls of Pimpa's website. Insert child labor, Follow Michael on x, Instagram, Facebook, Anime,
Donald's for Dad, coachs text to three three one oh three,
(00:21):
and Michael, with disregard, touch a little red hemrhoid on
the app and talk directly to the talent God bless
Dragon Redbeard. Insert lance update.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Hey Dragon and Michael, I just wanted to let you
know your Top of the hour news is so helpful.
And I know you guys don't have anything to do
with it, but at nine pm last night I heard
a very helpful report that you could get your ballots
(00:50):
in buy seven pm for them to count. It's very helpful.
You are listening to the situation with Michael Brown. Kowa
eight fifty am. Here are your rules of engagement. As
with any engagement, you are required to hold a high
level of commitment and express that commitment publicly. Do so
(01:15):
by going to Michael says, go here dot com and
buy some swag there. You can also immerse yourself in
the stories that Dragon post there. Further commitment is secured
by texting your thoughts two three three one zero three,
(01:35):
or by downloading the iHeartRadio app and pressing the red
microphone button and leaving a talk back. Oh and now
would be a good time to get that pre nup
filled out.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Morning fair face, morning being done, Salt Lake. Here's your
early morning, no cackle talkback saving the goobers. There's your
quiet have a good day.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Bye, Good morning, Michael and Dragon. I thought yesterday was
gonna be a good day when I was driving home
and my earballs heard the elusive Michael Brown doing an interview.
You know, I'm used to our state screwing us over,
but I kind of thought the country was on a
better path than it was. It's very disappointed, to say
(02:37):
the least. Good morning, goobers.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Let me be the first to congratulate the National Socialists
of America on their victory in New York City yesterday.
These folks are gonna get the government they deserve. Have
a great day, everybody, right, it's.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
The polls were beginning to close yesterday. Send it to
Democrats were making moves to and the government shutdown to them,
this was all a game to get their leftists people elected.
They don't care about the people. They just want to
be in power. I'm sure the scripts have already been
(03:18):
written for mainstream news media. When New York City becomes
a complete hellhole and everything's going wrong, they won't say
it's Mamdami's fault. They'll say it's President Trump's fault. Just
wait for it to happen.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Good morning, Michael. The top of the News Hour keeps
saying that these are big wins for Democrats in New Jersey,
New York, Virginia. Now I don't know about Virginia, but
was there any doubt that a Democrat was going to
win in New Jersey and New York? I would say
(03:59):
this is a loss to the Democrats and a win
for the socialists.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
There was a post earlier this week by Michael Bennett
talking about how Colorado is the fifth most expensive state.
Hilarious how tone Duffy is. But more hilarious are the
statistics on that post. Only sixty seven likes and over
four hundred comments and a few retweets. That is the
(04:28):
guy running for governor. Do people know who he is?
Speaker 8 (04:33):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. New York has fallen. It's
time to send in Snake Plesten.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
Hey, if Michael has twenty different thoughts, we need proof.
Speaker 10 (04:45):
I don't think he can do it.
Speaker 11 (04:47):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. This is your favorite jew uber.
I'm just wondering how you win in Hardman, Donny, when
New York was having the second biggest juice population in
the world, first biggest juice population outside Israel. How a
heck did you win? And what were all the Jews?
(05:11):
Have a good date, Mike.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
This is Jennifer.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Hey. I used to know Richard whose I was hanging
around bother me. We had fallen out or actually falling off,
about a year ago.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I wish it will.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Have a good warning.
Speaker 12 (05:26):
Hey, Michael. In the immortal words of Rush Limbaugh, I
think the greatest threat to the United States is low
informational voters who vote based on their feelings.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
I heard a critique this morning of Republican messaging on
the New York City Merrill race and referred to it
as a boomer commy fear slop. I just want to
commend Michael Brown for articulating the most intelligent boomer comedy
fear slop in the nation. Keep it up.
Speaker 13 (06:00):
Good morning, Michael. I haven't heard from my friend, my
neighbor over here out of Louisville, Kentucky. I know we
don't want to lose anybody when we make the move
next week, cause I hope he's doing all right. My
fear is that some of his neighbors finally got after
him for constantly mispronouncing Louisville, Louisville, Louisville Lot, Louisville Loe.
Speaker 14 (06:26):
Hey, Dragon, I'm sure you saw there's a full moon
out there. Well, I guess they're calling this moon a
beaver moon, and it's technically a super beaver moon because
it's the brightest and largest super beaver moon I guess
over the years. So if you haven't seen it looks
pretty cool. I guess it's gonna peak tonight, So give
(06:47):
it a shot, Mike.
Speaker 15 (06:49):
I think I got a little red button infection.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Will it be safer over at the Koa campground.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's like the tupperware container in the back of the fridge.
You just throw it out because it can't be to amore.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Hey, guys, I'm all happy and excited for your move
to the blow torch. But where I come from. The
blow torch is the name of a serial criminal. She
was an arsonist and a hooker.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
It's gonna be interesting to watch these young folk who
sat there and chanted about the Infantada and globalize the
Infantada blah blah blah blah blah. It's gonna be real
entertaining to watch them live it, because they're gonna find
it's not just the slogan, it's a way of life.
(07:35):
Ma I'm gonna sit back and watch the show.
Speaker 16 (07:38):
Did get off your moral high ground. It's time to
pack the Supreme Court in Republican's favor and Jerrymander all
red states into Republican favor. Do it or lose, because
they're going to do it? Do you do? People just
really not understand this yet.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
You just don't get idea.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Jesus, Michael, it seems like you could sum up today's
political arena like this. Women have even fewer rights and
no one seems to care. Let's see tax the rich,
make them pay for the free lunch for everybody, and
(08:22):
communism is cool, Michael.
Speaker 11 (08:26):
The proper term is over educated idiots.
Speaker 17 (08:31):
Hey, Mike, it's real rich of the Democrats to complain
and about affordability and keep bringing up affordability.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
That's their new buzzword.
Speaker 17 (08:40):
After sleepy inflation. Joe changed all the baselines. Everything's more
expensive even though inflation is down. All the baselines of
how much everything costs is different now thanks to the Democrats.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Yes, November is beaver Moon. Last month it was Hunter's Moon.
Before that was harvest Moon. I thought you were a
man of science, Michael.
Speaker 15 (09:08):
Michael, what's the point of voting when everything you vote
for goes the opposite way. I can't believe that L
L and M M passed. I don't make more than
three hundred thousand dollars, but that But doesn't that give
those people a reason to leave Colorado
Welcome to the Blowtorch eight fifty k away, home of
the Blowheart Michael Brown. Download the iHeart app, but follow
the Situation with Michael Brown and the Weekend with Michael Brown.
Because Michael Brown demands rules of engagement, even bribes little
girls of Pimpa's website. Insert child labor, Follow Michael on x, Instagram, Facebook, Anime,
Donald's for Dad, coachs text to three three one oh three,
(00:21):
and Michael, with disregard, touch a little red hemrhoid on
the app and talk directly to the talent God bless
Dragon Redbeard. Insert lance update.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Hey Dragon and Michael, I just wanted to let you
know your Top of the hour news is so helpful.
And I know you guys don't have anything to do
with it, but at nine pm last night I heard
a very helpful report that you could get your ballots
(00:50):
in buy seven pm for them to count. It's very helpful.
You are listening to the situation with Michael Brown. Kowa
eight fifty am. Here are your rules of engagement. As
with any engagement, you are required to hold a high
level of commitment and express that commitment publicly. Do so
(01:15):
by going to Michael says, go here dot com and
buy some swag there. You can also immerse yourself in
the stories that Dragon post there. Further commitment is secured
by texting your thoughts two three three one zero three,
(01:35):
or by downloading the iHeartRadio app and pressing the red
microphone button and leaving a talk back. Oh and now
would be a good time to get that pre nup
filled out.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Morning fair face, morning being done, Salt Lake. Here's your
early morning, no cackle talkback saving the goobers. There's your
quiet have a good day.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Bye, Good morning, Michael and Dragon. I thought yesterday was
gonna be a good day when I was driving home
and my earballs heard the elusive Michael Brown doing an interview.
You know, I'm used to our state screwing us over,
but I kind of thought the country was on a
better path than it was. It's very disappointed, to say
(02:37):
the least. Good morning, goobers.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Let me be the first to congratulate the National Socialists
of America on their victory in New York City yesterday.
These folks are gonna get the government they deserve. Have
a great day, everybody, right, it's.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
The polls were beginning to close yesterday. Send it to
Democrats were making moves to and the government shutdown to them,
this was all a game to get their leftists people elected.
They don't care about the people. They just want to
be in power. I'm sure the scripts have already been
(03:18):
written for mainstream news media. When New York City becomes
a complete hellhole and everything's going wrong, they won't say
it's Mamdami's fault. They'll say it's President Trump's fault. Just
wait for it to happen.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Good morning, Michael. The top of the News Hour keeps
saying that these are big wins for Democrats in New Jersey,
New York, Virginia. Now I don't know about Virginia, but
was there any doubt that a Democrat was going to
win in New Jersey and New York? I would say
(03:59):
this is a loss to the Democrats and a win
for the socialists.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
There was a post earlier this week by Michael Bennett
talking about how Colorado is the fifth most expensive state.
Hilarious how tone Duffy is. But more hilarious are the
statistics on that post. Only sixty seven likes and over
four hundred comments and a few retweets. That is the
(04:28):
guy running for governor. Do people know who he is?
Speaker 8 (04:33):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. New York has fallen. It's
time to send in Snake Plesten.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
Hey, if Michael has twenty different thoughts, we need proof.
Speaker 10 (04:45):
I don't think he can do it.
Speaker 11 (04:47):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. This is your favorite jew uber.
I'm just wondering how you win in Hardman, Donny, when
New York was having the second biggest juice population in
the world, first biggest juice population outside Israel. How a
heck did you win? And what were all the Jews?
(05:11):
Have a good date, Mike.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
This is Jennifer.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Hey. I used to know Richard whose I was hanging
around bother me. We had fallen out or actually falling off,
about a year ago.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I wish it will.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Have a good warning.
Speaker 12 (05:26):
Hey, Michael. In the immortal words of Rush Limbaugh, I
think the greatest threat to the United States is low
informational voters who vote based on their feelings.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
I heard a critique this morning of Republican messaging on
the New York City Merrill race and referred to it
as a boomer commy fear slop. I just want to
commend Michael Brown for articulating the most intelligent boomer comedy
fear slop in the nation. Keep it up.
Speaker 13 (06:00):
Good morning, Michael. I haven't heard from my friend, my
neighbor over here out of Louisville, Kentucky. I know we
don't want to lose anybody when we make the move
next week, cause I hope he's doing all right. My
fear is that some of his neighbors finally got after
him for constantly mispronouncing Louisville, Louisville, Louisville Lot, Louisville Loe.
Speaker 14 (06:26):
Hey, Dragon, I'm sure you saw there's a full moon
out there. Well, I guess they're calling this moon a
beaver moon, and it's technically a super beaver moon because
it's the brightest and largest super beaver moon I guess
over the years. So if you haven't seen it looks
pretty cool. I guess it's gonna peak tonight, So give
(06:47):
it a shot, Mike.
Speaker 15 (06:49):
I think I got a little red button infection.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Will it be safer over at the Koa campground.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's like the tupperware container in the back of the fridge.
You just throw it out because it can't be to amore.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Hey, guys, I'm all happy and excited for your move
to the blow torch. But where I come from. The
blow torch is the name of a serial criminal. She
was an arsonist and a hooker.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
It's gonna be interesting to watch these young folk who
sat there and chanted about the Infantada and globalize the
Infantada blah blah blah blah blah. It's gonna be real
entertaining to watch them live it, because they're gonna find
it's not just the slogan, it's a way of life.
(07:35):
Ma I'm gonna sit back and watch the show.
Speaker 16 (07:38):
Did get off your moral high ground. It's time to
pack the Supreme Court in Republican's favor and Jerrymander all
red states into Republican favor. Do it or lose, because
they're going to do it? Do you do? People just
really not understand this yet.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
You just don't get idea.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Jesus, Michael, it seems like you could sum up today's
political arena like this. Women have even fewer rights and
no one seems to care. Let's see tax the rich,
make them pay for the free lunch for everybody, and
(08:22):
communism is cool, Michael.
Speaker 11 (08:26):
The proper term is over educated idiots.
Speaker 17 (08:31):
Hey, Mike, it's real rich of the Democrats to complain
and about affordability and keep bringing up affordability.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
That's their new buzzword.
Speaker 17 (08:40):
After sleepy inflation. Joe changed all the baselines. Everything's more
expensive even though inflation is down. All the baselines of
how much everything costs is different now thanks to the Democrats.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Yes, November is beaver Moon. Last month it was Hunter's Moon.
Before that was harvest Moon. I thought you were a
man of science, Michael.
Speaker 15 (09:08):
Michael, what's the point of voting when everything you vote
for goes the opposite way. I can't believe that L
L and M M passed. I don't make more than
three hundred thousand dollars, but that But doesn't that give
those people a reason to leave Colorado
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