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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, Michael, Miguel, Hey, I just wanted to pay my
respects to you for being respectful about the death of
Dick Cheney and that Liz loss of Dad, and we
shouldn't be political or partisan. And I just wanted to
tell you I've known Dick for a long time and
I did Hunter Safety with him, and my limp is
healed immensely.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Mike, Oh wow, we're listening to the situation with Michael Brown,
and guess what. There are rules to engage with them.
You can leave a talkback by touching the little red microphone,
or use your phone to text Mike at three three
one oh three, or go to Michael says go here
(00:41):
dot com to see videos and other things at Dragon posts.
And here's Michael, Mike and Dragon. Thank you for listening
to my little stupid talk back. I know it's not
very exciting, but I just thought i'd throw one in there. Anyway,
you guys have a wonderful evening and it'll be fun
(01:06):
seeing you in the new Time slide at your new station.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Later.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Well. Well, well, you have stumbled across the situation featuring
executive producer Dragon Redbeard and the so called talent Michael Brown.
Download the iHeart app to stream the show live, or
to listen to the weekday and Saturday podcasts. The last
hour on Fridays is for taxpayer relief shots. If you'd
(01:33):
like to leave a talkback, hit the red microphone on
the iHeart app while you are listening to eight fifty KOA.
You have thirty seconds to leave a talkback message that
will derail the show. Correct Michael, make us laugh, or
show your passive aggressive tendencies to send Michael a text.
Type Mike or Michael at the start of your text
and send it to three three one oh three. Finally,
(01:55):
go to Michael says go here dot com, where you
can follow Michael on social media, see the posts that
Dragon uploads, read Michael's bio, and even buy Mercht. Identify
yourself as a goober. Be sure to double click michael
great post on x by Forrest Mommy. She stated that
she never thought our red Dawn moment would be where
(02:17):
we were fighting white liberal women instead of the Soviets.
But here we are so the same people that are
complaining they can't get food because of a government shutdown.
Also voted for the Mayor of New York City who
wants to have wait for it, government run supermarkets. What
(02:38):
could possibly go wrong with that idea. If mrees are
good enough for people who are literally risking their lives
to fight for our country, then maybe we should replace
the snap ebt program with MREs and see how quickly
(02:59):
people want to start getting a job and earning money.
So interesting that after winning the New York City mayor race,
Mam Damie asked his supporters to start sending money so
he can get his transition team ready. The guy who's
(03:20):
handing out free everything is asking his supporters for more
money after he was elected. Very interesting play by him.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Goobers. This is your favorite Democrat, Chuck E Chiese Schumer
and Freedom Bandido. We will reopen the government under two conditions.
One Trump reopens the border, and two he resigns and
replaces himself with Zorhan the Magnanimous have fun until twenty
(03:55):
twenty eight.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
More than fair face Mormon ding Dong from Salt Lakes City.
Here's your Thursday morning, no cackle talk back to protect
the goobers, and of course the silence that you so hate.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Have a good day, gentlemen, Michael, It's happened twice now,
so I'm pretty sure I heard correctly, you know, not
really listening, but kind of. Uh there's a spot that
you do for QC kinetics, and I swear you said
that it reduces inflation.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Hmm.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
So the wife's starting to question my masculinity. Apparently I
talk in my sleep. Could I get Michael to substitute?
Can you come with us to can you join us?
I don't need to explain this to my wife. I'm
not sure she's buying it anyway.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
Michael, I'm so glad we had this time together just
to have a laugh and sing a song.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
But my day starts at six a m.
Speaker 10 (05:15):
And you'll no longer be on good Ridding's mine.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
It's been fun.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Galal lal Nehru says, sorry your hours have been cut, Michael,
but you'll have to be back on Colfax with your
sign we'll work for.
Speaker 11 (05:34):
Food, Michael. That mom, Donnie, guys, it's kind of an
interesting speaker. I mean the only problem is he just
keeps quoting talking about all these foreigners. I mean, I
guess there's nothing.
Speaker 10 (05:47):
Problem with that, but uh, yeah, what about America?
Speaker 11 (05:51):
And I wasn't quite as enthralled them by guiled and
he said, I'm a democratic socialist.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Okay, neat, I bet ninety five percent plus of the
people who voted for mom Dommy couldn't even pick Uganda
off of a map. They have no idea of his background.
He basically worked for his mommy. He has no leadership skills.
He hasn't built a business. He doesn't know how to
run a large number of employees. He's going to destroy
(06:22):
New York City. Oh and also he hates billionaires except
the ones who funded him, Like his picture was staying
with Alex Soros.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Now that Michael's hours are cut, he'll be now yodling
at this on the street corners with his tin cup
for extra money.
Speaker 12 (06:40):
Michael, since you're playing Mandami and his acceptance speech and
all those people yelling, it reminds me of the novel
nineteen eighty four where everyone's just yelling and screaming at
their moment of rage. They have no idea what they're
screaming and yelling about, but they're screaming and yelling because
the people next to them are screaming and yelling.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Anyway, it just reminds me of that scene from the book.
Speaker 13 (07:04):
Zorin is telling us he thinks of jalala nehru my God.
I'm surprised he didn't say Allah Akbar instead of God
bless America, which he'll never say.
Speaker 14 (07:19):
Geez.
Speaker 13 (07:20):
In the immortal words of the Three Stooges, Mam Donni,
Mam Donni Baloni.
Speaker 10 (07:28):
Michael, sounds like what you're describing with Mam Donnie ner
is just communism, like all the great wonderful richness of
communism with your calories. Yeah, communism, like Michael and Redbeard.
Speaker 14 (07:43):
We couldn't have wrote a book that would have been
believable that said twenty five years after nine to eleven,
they would elect a democrat, communist Muslim Islamic. I mean,
this is out of this is crazy, and you know,
the biggest city in the US, and this is what
(08:06):
we've got to work with.
Speaker 15 (08:07):
Now.
Speaker 13 (08:08):
This is ridiculous, Mike.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
There are days when I feel like stupid is winning.
Speaker 16 (08:16):
Jah la la boom Dia will take your money away
because I'm in charge today. Marxism is the way John
la la boom da, jah la la boom da.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So Michael, you're moving to nine to twelve, five days
a week and ten to one on the sixth day,
more money.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Because it's the big blow torch.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
And you're not really going to be getting home until
two two thirty in the afternoon, six days a week.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Now, let me get this right.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Your wife retired, so she has the house all alone
and a bigger checking account haha, inserting Napoleon Dynamite Lucky.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Maybe you're spending so much time on him because he
sure as he'll sounds like the next Barack Obama.
Speaker 13 (09:02):
Hey, Michael, I'm sure you've heard the phrase. If you
think medical healthcare is expensive, now wait till it's free.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Things. I didn't think i'd have to explain to my
kids yet. I took my kids to New York City
when they were about ten and twelve, and we got
to the taxi cabs and there was huge advertisement for
gentlemen's clubs, and of course they said, what's a gentleman's club?
Our hotel ended up being on the same block as
(09:32):
a gentleman's club. Not something I really wanted to explain,
but obviously had to.
Speaker 15 (09:38):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. I've come with a special
form of sadness today. It's like losing a family member
or a friend, and that's we're losing the country. And
you see it around you, and it's all because we're
just too stupid to survive, fell educated and we don't
(10:00):
have a history. You'll have a good day.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
Bye bye, Hey Michael. And that clip that you played
of Bill Gates talking, he said that they successfully lowered
future emissions. Am I misunderstanding this or is this more
of the kind of climate talk that I'm used to
where they keep throwing projections years out and just keep
(10:27):
moving the goalpost. Is he actually claiming that they did
something that we are not yet able to measure? Because
that would fit.
Speaker 15 (10:36):
Good morning, Michael. I guess you're gonna make me listen
to Glenn Beck in the morning. Well, I'll come away
with a different outlook on things. And KOI they needed
you to save the day, keep them from going bankrupt.
I together, h we'll see it at the new time.
Speaker 17 (10:58):
Maybe ten forty am who des moines Iowa six hundred
am wmt seed rapids, Iowa ten forty am woc devenport, Iowa.
Speaker 18 (11:22):
Drag's not going to go number two on the fourth floor. Dragon,
don't go number two on any floor news. Uh toilet,
My god, Dragon, Such an animal
Hey, Michael, Miguel, Hey, I just wanted to pay my
respects to you for being respectful about the death of
Dick Cheney and that Liz loss of Dad, and we
shouldn't be political or partisan. And I just wanted to
tell you I've known Dick for a long time and
I did Hunter Safety with him, and my limp is
healed immensely.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Mike, Oh wow, we're listening to the situation with Michael Brown,
and guess what. There are rules to engage with them.
You can leave a talkback by touching the little red microphone,
or use your phone to text Mike at three three
one oh three, or go to Michael says go here
(00:41):
dot com to see videos and other things at Dragon posts.
And here's Michael, Mike and Dragon. Thank you for listening
to my little stupid talk back. I know it's not
very exciting, but I just thought i'd throw one in there. Anyway,
you guys have a wonderful evening and it'll be fun
(01:06):
seeing you in the new Time slide at your new station.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Later.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Well. Well, well, you have stumbled across the situation featuring
executive producer Dragon Redbeard and the so called talent Michael Brown.
Download the iHeart app to stream the show live, or
to listen to the weekday and Saturday podcasts. The last
hour on Fridays is for taxpayer relief shots. If you'd
(01:33):
like to leave a talkback, hit the red microphone on
the iHeart app while you are listening to eight fifty KOA.
You have thirty seconds to leave a talkback message that
will derail the show. Correct Michael, make us laugh, or
show your passive aggressive tendencies to send Michael a text.
Type Mike or Michael at the start of your text
and send it to three three one oh three. Finally,
(01:55):
go to Michael says go here dot com, where you
can follow Michael on social media, see the posts that
Dragon uploads, read Michael's bio, and even buy Mercht. Identify
yourself as a goober. Be sure to double click michael
great post on x by Forrest Mommy. She stated that
she never thought our red Dawn moment would be where
(02:17):
we were fighting white liberal women instead of the Soviets.
But here we are so the same people that are
complaining they can't get food because of a government shutdown.
Also voted for the Mayor of New York City who
wants to have wait for it, government run supermarkets. What
(02:38):
could possibly go wrong with that idea. If mrees are
good enough for people who are literally risking their lives
to fight for our country, then maybe we should replace
the snap ebt program with MREs and see how quickly
(02:59):
people want to start getting a job and earning money.
So interesting that after winning the New York City mayor race,
Mam Damie asked his supporters to start sending money so
he can get his transition team ready. The guy who's
(03:20):
handing out free everything is asking his supporters for more
money after he was elected. Very interesting play by him.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Goobers. This is your favorite Democrat, Chuck E Chiese Schumer
and Freedom Bandido. We will reopen the government under two conditions.
One Trump reopens the border, and two he resigns and
replaces himself with Zorhan the Magnanimous have fun until twenty
(03:55):
twenty eight.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
More than fair face Mormon ding Dong from Salt Lakes City.
Here's your Thursday morning, no cackle talk back to protect
the goobers, and of course the silence that you so hate.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Have a good day, gentlemen, Michael, It's happened twice now,
so I'm pretty sure I heard correctly, you know, not
really listening, but kind of. Uh there's a spot that
you do for QC kinetics, and I swear you said
that it reduces inflation.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Hmm.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
So the wife's starting to question my masculinity. Apparently I
talk in my sleep. Could I get Michael to substitute?
Can you come with us to can you join us?
I don't need to explain this to my wife. I'm
not sure she's buying it anyway.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
Michael, I'm so glad we had this time together just
to have a laugh and sing a song.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
But my day starts at six a m.
Speaker 10 (05:15):
And you'll no longer be on good Ridding's mine.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
It's been fun.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Galal lal Nehru says, sorry your hours have been cut, Michael,
but you'll have to be back on Colfax with your
sign we'll work for.
Speaker 11 (05:34):
Food, Michael. That mom, Donnie, guys, it's kind of an
interesting speaker. I mean the only problem is he just
keeps quoting talking about all these foreigners. I mean, I
guess there's nothing.
Speaker 10 (05:47):
Problem with that, but uh, yeah, what about America?
Speaker 11 (05:51):
And I wasn't quite as enthralled them by guiled and
he said, I'm a democratic socialist.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Okay, neat, I bet ninety five percent plus of the
people who voted for mom Dommy couldn't even pick Uganda
off of a map. They have no idea of his background.
He basically worked for his mommy. He has no leadership skills.
He hasn't built a business. He doesn't know how to
run a large number of employees. He's going to destroy
(06:22):
New York City. Oh and also he hates billionaires except
the ones who funded him, Like his picture was staying
with Alex Soros.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Now that Michael's hours are cut, he'll be now yodling
at this on the street corners with his tin cup
for extra money.
Speaker 12 (06:40):
Michael, since you're playing Mandami and his acceptance speech and
all those people yelling, it reminds me of the novel
nineteen eighty four where everyone's just yelling and screaming at
their moment of rage. They have no idea what they're
screaming and yelling about, but they're screaming and yelling because
the people next to them are screaming and yelling.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Anyway, it just reminds me of that scene from the book.
Speaker 13 (07:04):
Zorin is telling us he thinks of jalala nehru my God.
I'm surprised he didn't say Allah Akbar instead of God
bless America, which he'll never say.
Speaker 14 (07:19):
Geez.
Speaker 13 (07:20):
In the immortal words of the Three Stooges, Mam Donni,
Mam Donni Baloni.
Speaker 10 (07:28):
Michael, sounds like what you're describing with Mam Donnie ner
is just communism, like all the great wonderful richness of
communism with your calories. Yeah, communism, like Michael and Redbeard.
Speaker 14 (07:43):
We couldn't have wrote a book that would have been
believable that said twenty five years after nine to eleven,
they would elect a democrat, communist Muslim Islamic. I mean,
this is out of this is crazy, and you know,
the biggest city in the US, and this is what
(08:06):
we've got to work with.
Speaker 15 (08:07):
Now.
Speaker 13 (08:08):
This is ridiculous, Mike.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
There are days when I feel like stupid is winning.
Speaker 16 (08:16):
Jah la la boom Dia will take your money away
because I'm in charge today. Marxism is the way John
la la boom da, jah la la boom da.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So Michael, you're moving to nine to twelve, five days
a week and ten to one on the sixth day,
more money.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Because it's the big blow torch.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
And you're not really going to be getting home until
two two thirty in the afternoon, six days a week.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Now, let me get this right.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Your wife retired, so she has the house all alone
and a bigger checking account haha, inserting Napoleon Dynamite Lucky.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Maybe you're spending so much time on him because he
sure as he'll sounds like the next Barack Obama.
Speaker 13 (09:02):
Hey, Michael, I'm sure you've heard the phrase. If you
think medical healthcare is expensive, now wait till it's free.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Things. I didn't think i'd have to explain to my
kids yet. I took my kids to New York City
when they were about ten and twelve, and we got
to the taxi cabs and there was huge advertisement for
gentlemen's clubs, and of course they said, what's a gentleman's club?
Our hotel ended up being on the same block as
(09:32):
a gentleman's club. Not something I really wanted to explain,
but obviously had to.
Speaker 15 (09:38):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. I've come with a special
form of sadness today. It's like losing a family member
or a friend, and that's we're losing the country. And
you see it around you, and it's all because we're
just too stupid to survive, fell educated and we don't
(10:00):
have a history. You'll have a good day.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
Bye bye, Hey Michael. And that clip that you played
of Bill Gates talking, he said that they successfully lowered
future emissions. Am I misunderstanding this or is this more
of the kind of climate talk that I'm used to
where they keep throwing projections years out and just keep
(10:27):
moving the goalpost. Is he actually claiming that they did
something that we are not yet able to measure? Because
that would fit.
Speaker 15 (10:36):
Good morning, Michael. I guess you're gonna make me listen
to Glenn Beck in the morning. Well, I'll come away
with a different outlook on things. And KOI they needed
you to save the day, keep them from going bankrupt.
I together, h we'll see it at the new time.
Speaker 17 (10:58):
Maybe ten forty am who des moines Iowa six hundred
am wmt seed rapids, Iowa ten forty am woc devenport, Iowa.
Speaker 18 (11:22):
Drag's not going to go number two on the fourth floor. Dragon,
don't go number two on any floor news. Uh toilet,
My god, Dragon, Such an animal
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