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November 7, 2025 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to the situation with Michael Brown and the
guy in the back with the red Beard. They're full
of wit, sarcasm and bowl. You know what, if you
want to be a goober, follow their rules like texting
them at three three, one oh three or tapping the
red microphone in the eyeheart app to leave a talkback.
Not only will that make you a goober, but it
prevents the cackle. You can also remind Mic to double
click in case Red Beard is occupied with this crumble

(00:22):
cookie or the smoke alarm button.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Have a good day, so long farewell. I hate to
say good bye bye. Michael and Dragon Monday through Friday
mornings six to ten am are not going to be
the same without you. I wish you all the success
on your news station and new timeslot. Dragon, keep Michael

(00:47):
in line, Michael, keep your complaining and passive aggressive behavior.
Wishing you all the luck.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Welcome to the Situation with Michael Brown. Im Kowa eight
fifty am. This is a big deal. Michael used to
be across the hall at KATCHAWW and you might think
it was an easy move. Hardly crossing that hall was
like crossing the Darien Gap. So come on Goober's show

(01:15):
Some Love and download that free to you. iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
First and foremost, this is not professional financial advice. With
Nancy Pelosi announcing her retirement, hmm, you might want to
invest in gin stocks, just a suggestion. Additionally, if you
are or have been following Nancy Pelosi's stock picks, you

(01:43):
might want to stop that when she retires. Seems weird,
but she might not be as successful.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
There you can press the little red microphone button and
leave a talk back. You can also text your thoughts
to three three one zero three.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
How about going to Michael sayscohere dot com and seeing
what his producer Dragon Redbeard posted there. That way you
can keep up with current events and you won't have
to cross the gap yourself.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Good morning from South Dakota. I guess starting Monday, I'm
going to have to reset my alarm on my phone
for Monday through Friday at nine am instead of six
am like I have for the last oh gosh, I
don't know five six years. Really enjoyed you guys on
khow and look forward to listening to you on KOA.

(02:37):
So not to get too sappy, but love listening to
you guys in.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
The Hey, Mike, I just put yeah in my car
at two twenty two per gallon. The only problem was
I only had twenty four dollars and you know, to
fill my tank is usually like sixty.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
So you know, Hey, Mike, I am going to call
Khow Safeway and Kowa King Soupers. So now Safe Way
our King Supers is now taking all the products away
from the Safeway and adding it to the shelves in

(03:19):
King Soupers, leaving safe Way empty and no reason.

Speaker 8 (03:25):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. I hope you're having a
great day. You're doing well, Michael. I know it's a
day early, but happy birthday. I hope you have a
wonderful birthday. Tomorrow we'll be listening, but this will be
the last opportunity to do this on this station with
this audience, so I wanted to get it out there.
Tomorrow is your birthday. Have a great one, guys, take

(03:48):
care of Michael.

Speaker 9 (03:50):
Michael, I'm kind of still waking up and I was
listening to the show and I wasn't sure quite what
you said there, something about promo or was it home.

Speaker 10 (04:02):
No.

Speaker 11 (04:03):
Good morning Michael and Dragon. Very glad you guys do
not have to willfully get up at four am after
this morning here, appreciated the time here on k HOW.
Looking forward to joining you on.

Speaker 12 (04:15):
Eight point fifty k away.

Speaker 11 (04:17):
My two cents caldera for k HOW.

Speaker 13 (04:21):
Have a great day.

Speaker 8 (04:23):
Is it true that they hired a couple of the
chimps from the Denver Zoo to take your place and
are giving them more money?

Speaker 13 (04:34):
Hey, Lucy, it's Friday, It's taxpayer relief shot day.

Speaker 14 (04:41):
That's a double quack.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Good morning, Michael, what about the last.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Hey Michael and Dragon. You might have went over this already,
but I'm just wondering what's going to be putting on
the four hour morning show on k HOW when you
move on Monday, because if they just pipe in some
syndicated thing, that's going to take away another local voice

(05:10):
from our community. And I was just wondering about that.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
So with twelve goobers, one hundred and twenty seven top acs,
what does that break down to?

Speaker 10 (05:22):
I'm on the I seventy second traffic, so let me know.

Speaker 15 (05:26):
Thanks.

Speaker 16 (05:27):
Hey, Mike, I'm gonna miss waking up with you on Monday,
but then again we can have an early lunch. Yep.

Speaker 17 (05:37):
All is good Mike or Michael, did I hear you
correctly and saying that you're actually gonna have some show
of substance over at the other station. That's a good
way to make sure that your morning audience doesn't fully
over there.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Dragon, please keep a tally sheet of how many times
you have to remind Michael to take a break on
the new schedule over at KOA next week. That will be.

Speaker 18 (06:06):
Fun because you love all of us goobers.

Speaker 16 (06:09):
Remember you want us to come with you, and we will.

Speaker 19 (06:13):
Michael Dragon, My takeaway this year while listening to you
guys as a part time gi ever.

Speaker 16 (06:19):
Was Oh what was it?

Speaker 19 (06:21):
Oh? Dragon said, find out when you local meat shop
or subshop gets their deliveries, and make sure you order
after they get deliveries and not the day or two before.
So I guess that's my takeaway. You have to listen
to you for a couple of years. Take care bye.

Speaker 20 (06:35):
If you look to the west right now, there is
a near full moon and a clear blue sky. It
is just pretty freaking cool.

Speaker 14 (06:44):
One thing I was looking forward to in your move
was hopefully that pesky smoke detector would stay there in
the KJOW studio. But now apparently not. On Ross Zolensky
show yesterday, the entire buildings fire arm went off. They
had to evacuate the building right when he was on air.
So great go from a smoke detector to a full

(07:07):
building fire alarm test. Can't wait for a little.

Speaker 21 (07:11):
So Michael Brown on koa fifty thousand watt blowtorch the
passive aggressive Michael Brown heard following Mike and Dragon from
some other station. Wish to say sorry, but not sorry.
You must listen for three weeks and then you'll be
one of us. One of us.

Speaker 22 (07:30):
Listening to Dragon describe the malleys of Colorado this morning
was exactly like watching a DBS show at that one
white painter that had the afro described how he was
ainy have ever seen.

Speaker 16 (07:46):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Michael. That's a good point about the majority of college
graduates that are voting voted for mom Dommy just because
they're going to go for any type of message of
affordability for rent in the city because a lot of
them are getting hired on to work in New York City.
But my question is why couldn't Cuomo counter mom Dommy

(08:12):
on the affordability issue with rent in everything?

Speaker 23 (08:16):
Michael Tom from South Dakota. Having spent forty two years
in the Denver Front Range thirty years in Boulder County,
my westview beat yours now with four shining faces, the
Shrine to Democracy, and of course Harny Peak, the tallest
peak between the Rockies and the Pyrenees. I'll take my

(08:39):
view any day over Denver. Have a great day, Michael,
and see you on KOA.

Speaker 15 (08:46):
This move Monday will be totally worth it if we
don't have to hear the ABC spin fake news during
the breaks.

Speaker 18 (08:58):
Michael Dragon, Just so you know, all federal workers that
are working right now are not getting paid intel after
the shutdowns over. But airgraffic controllers whining they're not getting
money and not showing up. They should fire them all
and get new ones. Because the federal police are still
showing up every day and they don't get their checks.

(09:20):
ICE agents aren't getting their checks. They're not whining.

Speaker 11 (09:23):
Have a wonderful day, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to what
will be the final taxpayer Relief Shop Friday on k HOW.
But don't worry, Taxpayer Relief Shop Friday will continue on
KOA and rest assured there would be plenty of double
clicks and plenty of hearing Michael say, that's a good

(09:44):
taxpayer relief shop right there.

Speaker 24 (09:46):
Good morning, micheln Redbeard. I heard the news break. Oh,
the air traffic controllers are taking second jobs and blah
blah blah. Well the Democrats didn't want to pay those guys.
And number two, what kind of second job do you
get as an air traffic controller? It kind of makes
me think, what are they doing on the side.

Speaker 11 (10:04):
Well, it's official, the situation with Michael Brown theme song
there wins the Internet.

Speaker 25 (10:12):
Brothers and sisters. We have gathered here tonight to be
with mister Michael Brown. Were gonna enjoy it evening. We're
gonna have a lot to say. We're gonna talk about
a lot of things, and but first we gonna have
a collection because we got to make sure we can
do this next week too.

Speaker 12 (10:32):
Man, am I sick of all this happy horse you
know what crap? Why don't you just pick up all
your stuff and move over to koa Oh excuse me,
K zero a and get on with it. And by
the way, I had a really great birthday. I was
able to assist myself in the bathroom with zero, not

(10:56):
oh but zero assistance. Move man, am I sick of
all this happy horse you know what crap? Why don't
you just pick up all your stuff and move over
to KOA Oh excuse me, K zero A and get
on with it. And by the way, I had a

(11:18):
really great birthday. I was able to assist myself in
the bathroom with zero not oh but zero assistance.

Speaker 10 (11:29):
Move Michael and Dragon.

Speaker 20 (11:31):
That little AI promo song for your new show is
super nice. I mean it is like it's full of
good energy and.

Speaker 26 (11:42):
It's way too happy and enjoyful that you guys are
a couple of knuckleheads. Maybe something a little more. I
don't know what the word is, but that song is
just way too nice.

Speaker 27 (11:56):
Okay, Michael Dragon, I still to hear hold on Tight
by Electric Light Orchestra. That gets me pumped up for
your show. Plus, I hope my little rules of engagement
is helpful. Otherwise, I gave you my number, so reach

(12:17):
out to me if you think I need to do
it again. What's my first time doing it?

Speaker 28 (12:23):
Michael? This is another goober and I'm actually kind of
sad that you're leaving because now I can't leave A
talk back from the Treadmill and Sound breathless with all
of the noise behind me because you aren't going with
me at six o'clock.

Speaker 13 (12:40):
In the morning.

Speaker 28 (12:40):
So anyway, I'll see if I can make some talkbacks later.
I don't know what my schedule would be, but you
know I it's all about me. It's really not about you, Okay.

Speaker 29 (12:50):
So here is my question. This is a yes or
And now, when Brownie and Dragon change radio stations, are
you going to listen to them?

Speaker 9 (12:58):
There?

Speaker 29 (13:01):
Well, sounds like your earballs are still going to be
tuned in then, so the seven year old rating slot
is still going to be a pretty good rating.

Speaker 16 (13:11):
Well, thanks a lot, Michael and Dragon. Now my husband
has to spend all weekend perfecting his mister Rogers' voice
for your Rules of Engagement, and he informed me he
can't go to the big Christmas craft fair with me.
This is all your fault.

Speaker 30 (13:27):
Hey, Dragon, I hope you can help me out. This
is Jerry Benkson. I'm a member of the Facebook page
Michael Brown Unplugged, and after Charlie Kirk was killed, I
made a couple posts about that and they got rejected,
and every post I've done since then has been rejected.
Fifteen posts so far. And I've emailed Michael, I've texted Michael,

(13:49):
and nothing's fixed. I wonder if you can take care
of this so I can post on Michael Brown unplugged again.

Speaker 13 (13:55):
Michael Redbeard. That GQ reporter likes to hang every word
at the heavy sentence, so annoyed. I would not hire
that person.

Speaker 24 (14:06):
Fire her.

Speaker 13 (14:08):
Come on, this isn't the valid girl talk.

Speaker 27 (14:10):
Michael.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
An eighty four year old Korean war vet.

Speaker 12 (14:15):
So what he was?

Speaker 6 (14:16):
What ten when he was in the war?

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Is it in the Korea or end like seventy three
years ago?

Speaker 13 (14:23):
Michael Redbeard. That GQ reporter likes to hang every word
at the heavy sentence, so annoyed, I would not hire
that person.

Speaker 30 (14:34):
Fire her.

Speaker 13 (14:36):
Come on, this isn't the valley girl talk, Michael.

Speaker 10 (14:39):
The people that are still flipping out over the whole
Sydney Sweetey good Geenes thing are just the idiots. Grow
a sense of humor, learn to live in a way
that doesn't mean that you're constipated every second of your life.
Get a life, people, Come on,
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