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April 16, 2025 5 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Woo hooo. Goober's Day two of our vacation from Michael
danger Brown. You should go check out some of the
posts he made in the last two days or reposted
on x Very good Michael D. Brown, Very good, Dragon.
As usual, You're in charge in the area of ironic stories.

(00:24):
A criminal referral has been sent to the Department of
Justice for New York Attorney General Letitia James. She tried
to accuse Trump of mortgage fraud using very incorrect interpretations
of things, but hers are pretty darn solid. She claimed
in one mortgage form that her primary residence was in Virginia.

(00:47):
There's several other issues. Remember how great Bidenomics was for
the American people. If not, here's a gentle reminder. In
twenty twenty, the average starter home price was two hundred
and seven thousand dollars. In twenty twenty four, that increased
to two hundred and ninety three thousand dollars in the

(01:09):
four years under Biden. That's over a forty percent increase.
No wonder people can't afford homes.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Horn and fair face Morning ding Dong. Hey, guys, I'm
just wondering, are we going to talk about sperm races?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Again this morning. That was awesome. What super shoe the
shoemeister Ryan's sholing and sperm racing talk super shoe in
the morning and the afternoon. What a frickin' shreet.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
I found a fake story posted by Michael Brown in
the last couple days. He had said he walked into
this restaurant and that he was nice and friendly. Yeah,
like that would actually happen. I don't believe in Michael
danger Brown. I have confirmed that Michael Brown and Brandon

(02:01):
were not speaking at the same conference.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yesterday.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Brown was at the University of Chicago's Institute of Politics
talking about politics and disasters, which he said seems redundant,
and Biden was talking about something at a disabled related conference.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
No, Ryan, I see your playing blurbs that I'm not
in Colorado. But I tell you what. Last week I
was up in the mountains working on a resolution between
the wolves and the cows. The cows are really afraid
of the wolves, and I told him not to be.

(02:41):
The wolves are gonna stop because I asked him to,
cause they're gonna do what I ask them, what I say.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
And today Michael Bennett I want to be governor. Kay,
I'm the most exciting thing going on Coral today. Don't worry,
won't lead anything for crack. I will spend all your money, gottas,
give him all's heck, we'll even get a Mexican a check.
You say it's easy, Okay.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
If Scotis upholds Colorado's new gun law, then this would
be a great victory for Lagoche because they have wanted
to chip away and abolish the Second Amendment for years.
After they do that, then it's the first Amendment, and

(03:32):
then it's like Europe. You better think like the state
or you'll be in big trouble.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Looking at him.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
On the bright side, if Bennett wins governor and appoints
a senator, we can blame everything in Colorado and the
nation on him.

Speaker 8 (03:49):
I gotta say, it just seems like they really want
to raise four in this country. With what's happening in
Texas with Carmelo and the house he's buying and the
lower bonds said all that, I'm not advocating for it, really,
I'm just concerned. It's a little scary, and I kind
of wonder what might happen this summer.

Speaker 9 (04:08):
Who knows main downside for being half awake when the
show starts at four am. Up here is that I
now have no context to a conversation involving Bennett Polis
and sperm racing.

Speaker 10 (04:22):
Thanks guys, Ryan, I really like your impressions. Please do
more and I request more Jesse Jackson. Please down with dope,
up with hope. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (04:36):
Hey showing Hey Man, I think this is Ryan from
Estes Park. I think your total badass bro. I love
hearing your voice this morning subbing for Michael Brown. I
love your show at two pm every day. I'm the
guy who called you and talked to you about having
your wedding up here at the Stanley Hotel in Estes.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
You guys got to consider that it's a.

Speaker 11 (04:56):
Great venue anyway. Man, love hearing you.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
Good morning, Ryan. So glad to hear your voice filling
in for Michael Brown today and next to Dragon, you
would be one of the most overworked, underpaid producers at Khowe.
So yeah, there's that, and can we get some black
Magic Woman in Michael danger Brown's absence. Thanks, look forward
to listening to the rest of the morning.

Speaker 11 (05:19):
Ryan hot take.

Speaker 9 (05:23):
The Beatles were totally overrated, so.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Were the Stones.

Speaker 10 (05:29):
The music of that era was nowhere near as great
as the music of the seventies like Boston and Journey,
just saying
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