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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I can't believe that I have to do this. But
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here's take number one. Number two, Dragon, I pledge allegiance
to the flag of the United States of America and
to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God,
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individible with liberty and justice for all.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
On April twenty second, Spain bragged about reaching one hundred
renewable power usage on the national grid for a weekday.
Six days later, they had the largest blackout due to
a rare atmospherical phenomenon. Interesting. Hallelujah. Today is day one
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hundred of the Trump residency. Thank god he won. Can't
even imagine how horrific conditions would be if Kamala had
actually pulled it off. Energy Secretary Chris Wright explained that
Biden drained the strategic petroleum reserves. That's for you, Dragon,
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sprs so quickly before the election to try to drop
prices that had actually damaged the facilities. And guess what
now we get to pay for those damages as taxpayers. Fabulous,
Thank you Biden.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Good morning, Michael Dragon. This is your favorite jew guber
or right, do it? I'm Jewish. Of course I would
do it. I heard the day Mike.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
These countries that occasionally will announce that they've meant their
demand with renewables. They always do that on a spring
day when there's no demand for heating and cooling, and
it's a Saturday or Sunday, when all the office buildings
are closed and the load is only thirty percent of peak.
They can't even come close to handling fifty percent of
peak demand with renewables.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Jack Houston exos two years ago when they read light
on WIN Power Engineers and lawyers, ain't that a thing.
My husband's an engineer, and I just finished my Masters.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Of Legal Studies.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yet fun times at our house, Mike.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
I was looking at some pictures online of where they
posted the illegals arrested at the White House, and I
noticed they forgot some more information that's needed. We should
have the date and the city and state where the
event happened the crime.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Michael and Dragon, Good morning. I hope you're well. I
just got my Excel Energy Power built yesterday, and guess what,
it has a special sheet in there that says, where
does your electricity come from? The twenty twenty four energy
mix for Colorado is WIN thirty four and a half
percent natural gas thirty three percent, cold twenty one percent,
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solar ten point six percent, and all others about one percent.
I guess Excel is trying to be what do you
want to say, transparent, But man, they're still pushing that
wind in solar stuff. Have a great day.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Look across the pond, see our future. It's dark. Michael.
I don't know five, six, eight, ten, twelve years, however
long I've been listening to you for whatever reason, that
was the first time I've ever laughed out of a
good old fashioned dad joke that you made. Ah, you
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still got surprises, Michael, still got surprises.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Canadians don't even have freedom of independent press in Canada.
They've also seen their current government, which they just re elected,
shut down, arrest, freeze bank accounts with people who've just
simply protested not taking an experimental jab, and somehow Trump
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is the problem. I mean, thank god they're not ever
going to become the fifty first date because it would
be the biggest disaster of all time.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
Well, there you go, Michael, all is now right with
the world. You have successfully restored order across the board.
Thank you for not getting your own, gosh darn joke.
Speaker 9 (04:30):
Michael, I get those same kind of notices about how
much energy I'm using from City of Fort Collins, and
they always irk me. Oh, look, they have a smiley
face next to their usage and mine's like a half frownie. Oh,
a half frownie face. I'll screw you, City Fort Collins.
They use as much damn water as I want. Mike,
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the palm reading payment technology has been at Whole Foods
for at least several months.