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May 15, 2025 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Another day, another great showing by President Donald J. Trump.
Air Force one was escorted in by their fighter jets also,
and then he went to an air base and greeted
the US troops, which gave him standing ovation. So happy

(00:21):
how things are going. The leader of Kutar signed a
multi billion, one hundred and sixty aircraft order from Boeing
with President Trump and the CEO of Boeing. One would
hope after getting this deal done, that the Boeing company
would do everything in their power to get the new

(00:44):
and improved air Force one delivered asap. Let's see what
they do with that. A story that we won't likely
see too much on the mainstream media is that seventeen
members of El Chapo's family, one of the drug cartels
in Mexico, walked across the US Mexico border last week

(01:07):
and turned themselves into the FBI. I'm sure we would
have seen something similar happen under Harris right. No, not
a chance. In hadies, Michael.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
The whole cutter Qatar thing makes me think of the
Kiev Kiev thing, which makes me think of this. When
I was younger, I was divorced and the moment my
ex wife and I separated. All of the liberal members
of my family immediately could no longer pronounce her name.
Her name was Elisa. She became Alicia to all the

(01:42):
liberal members of my family.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Michael, I believe yesterday you described it as a flat
wide nic tongue.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Let's keep it consistent around here, if we.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Could, please, Michael Oye of short wooden tongue.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Did morning Michael and Dragon Dragon you rolled your arms
their ly. Good good Thursday morning from your fairied j Goober.

Speaker 7 (02:19):
Good morning, Michael. Of course, the city and County of
Denver care more about the illegals. It is absolutely disgusting.
How now there's lawsuits against whatever and they're using taxpayer
dollars to protect their precious slimy illegals. Awful.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
The camp is pronounced Ydra hagi. It stands for I'd
rather have Jesus Ydra hadgi.

Speaker 8 (02:46):
Michael, since you're the pre eminent constitutional lawyer west of
the Mississippi, I had a question for you. So wasn't
like years ago certain states had federal oversight of their
elections because they kept violating people's civil rights. Why can't
we do that with Colorado? You know, we just kind
of keep violating people's civil rights.

Speaker 9 (03:08):
So fin don't the FED step in and say, hey,
you idiots, you can't do this.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Okay again, Michael, I don't understand how you don't understand
Polus's statement that this is a free state. In Colorado,
you are free to lose your children if you don't
trans them. In Colorado, you are free to have an
abortion up to the date of your due date. You
are free to come here from any other state and
get these services. And you're also free not to buy

(03:36):
that gun that you want. I don't get it. What's
the problem.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
So, after all the horrific policies of the Denver mayor
and Denver City Council, Oh, shock, businesses and visitors are
leaving and tax rev news down. So what do you do? Well,
first step they start cutting essential services. Next they want
to do a bond and shock. Then they say they're

(04:02):
going to have to raise property and sales tax. Remember Denver,
you voted for.

Speaker 10 (04:08):
This, Michael, Dragon, hands of honor here again. Hey, So
that just brought back a very troubling memory of two
thousand and one when I went to the Philippines went
into a mall which I actually hate to say, it
looks better than one in America. But I had to

(04:30):
do number two and guess what you had to pay
for toilet paper? And it was at the door.

Speaker 11 (04:35):
See ya, Michael, This is Cooper seven three nine six
at Louisville, Kentucky.

Speaker 10 (04:40):
The missus taught me this little rhyme.

Speaker 11 (04:42):
If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe
the CD.

Speaker 9 (04:46):
Michael. I used to work as a custodian back in
the day, and I have to agree with the mister
Dragon Redbeard. You know, sometimes the men's were bad, but
usually that was after like a football game or something
like that. The women's yeah, pretty consistent. You just don't know,
I mean, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
You uh yeah, dragon man. Come on, you don't know
how fecal matter gets sat high in a women's restroom.
It's because they hover. There's two or three inches between
their bottoms and the toilet seat when they go. It's gross.

Speaker 12 (05:25):
Yeah, good morning, Brownie and Dragon. Yeah. Oh close to
fifty years ago, I was a maintenance custodian somewhere in
the middle of Missouri at a J. C. Penny's store,
and I could tell you that the women's restrooms were
always terrible, not just for cleanliness, but they would actually
destroy the toilet fixtures. I don't remember how many times

(05:48):
we had to replace commodes in a women's restroom and
never had to do it in the men's.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Have a good Mike.

Speaker 13 (05:55):
Six months ago, Phillips sixty six announced that they were
closing their refined in California that makes a special blend
of gasoline only sold in California, and last week Balerro
announced that there but they'll be closing their refinery in
early twenty twenty six as well. Predictions now at the
price of gas in California will jump seventy after those

(06:18):
two refineries have closed.

Speaker 14 (06:21):
Actually, Mike, you're kind of closed. The actual price of
gas is set by us, the consumers, by how much
we drive. Remember when COVID was at its peak and
we were all locked up and the price dropped to
the dollar fifty at gallon. That's because nobody was using it.

(06:42):
The goober from the Home of the Kentucky Derby must
be an impostor. It is not Lewisville, It's Louisville.

Speaker 15 (06:52):
For REPO readers.

Speaker 14 (06:54):
They drive through any parking that they want to.

Speaker 10 (06:56):
Michael, literally yesterday, you need to take literally out of
the vocabulary.

Speaker 16 (07:03):
And here you are using it again today.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Michael, I just wanted to say my last talkback was
purely just a good fun well and by the way,
one time years ago, I had a coworker who said
she was Palestinian and she lived in Qatar, and that's
how she said it Qatar.

Speaker 11 (07:21):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. On my way down to
freeze my tootsies off at Evergreen High School graduation at
Red Rocks this morning. But yeah, I clean bathrooms all
winter long, women's restrooms. They both get destroyed. But women's
restrooms have toilet paper all over the floor, They stand
on the seats, they pee on the seats, YadA, YadA, YadA.
It's just gross. But if I'm going to go to

(07:42):
a fast food place or somewhere with separate restrooms, if
the women's is used, I will go on the men's
because I know it's going to be clean.

Speaker 16 (07:50):
But Chucky Schumer's not telling you it. Sixty Minutes did
a story about that little town in Scotland and all
the citizens there hate that project because it tripled their
energy costs. Again the Democrats being dumb.

Speaker 17 (08:10):
Good morning, Michael and Dragon. Mike, when I heard you
talk about Polus saying that it was okay to raise
all the costs and everything, because it's really about the religion.
It's actually about control. The religion is a mechanism to
put control over all the masses by government entities. So

(08:31):
the end goal is not even about the carbon and
the environment, it's about control of the masses.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Have great day, guys, Michael. You're right that it's all
about the religion for the greeny greenies the environmets. And
here's an example of that. There's some pretty good evidence
that sometimes it takes more energy to recycle materials than
it does to dig up new.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Ones out of the ground. And yet it's all about
your intention. Doesn't matter what the outcome is.

Speaker 18 (09:04):
Michael and Dragon, it's called tragedy of the commons. When
it's not your bathroom, you don't treat it nicely. When
it's yours, you do treat it nicely. That's why women
go hogwild on a women's restroom in a public place.

Speaker 19 (09:18):
If you think the bathrooms are bad, you should take
a look at their cars. My lord, ladies, please.

Speaker 20 (09:27):
Okay, yes, sayah clean the l Pas sale restaurant in
Santa Barbara. When I was very much younger, very famous restaurant,
and I figured out why the ladies restroom is nasty.
It's nasty because they don't give up, you know what,

(09:49):
because they don't have to clean it, and they're sick
and tired of cleaning.

Speaker 12 (09:55):
Round it.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
There ain't nothing dirtier than a truck stop bathroom.

Speaker 9 (10:00):
Trust men, I've contributed.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
To it, Michael.

Speaker 21 (10:08):
Our anatomy reflects off the rounded part, the front part
of the bowl, and projects it up onto the underside
of the seat, therefore leaving an incredible mess. Sorry, we
can't do anything about the way our anatomy is structured,
and I'm certainly.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Not going to change into a meal.

Speaker 22 (10:32):
Bye more than Mike. Much like the Miyans did for
their people in sacrificing them to the gods to avoid
natural disasters, the Democrats are doing the same to us, pleads,
sacrificing us to the church of the climate crisis.

Speaker 15 (10:51):
Or Michael, Hey, I just had a thought and I
thought i'd call it in and ask. I know it's
not probably what you're talking about today, but Saudi Arabia
is invested in the trillion dollars or whatever it is
you're investing. I just wonder what are the risks? I mean,
it's not all upside. Where are the risks.

Speaker 7 (11:13):
At Mike, I've been trying to teach my four year
old an eight year old how to aim for years now.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Please help, Mike. I used to manage nightclubs. Oh my god,
you would not believe the women's restrooms at the end
of the night. They'd be flooded. Things would be pulled
off the wall and destroyed. It was insane. Compared to
the men's room, they were at least twice three times
four times as bad.

Speaker 19 (11:41):
You would be very surprised to know how many Chinese
radios are used in the telecommunications system, particularly the cellular system,
and the efforts that the United States government is going
through have all of those Chinese radios removed from the network.

(12:04):
You would be surprised.

Speaker 22 (12:05):
They Mike, I think they should just make all bathrooms
single stall, unisex bathrooms. That way, everybody can live in
each other's squalor men and women were all equal and others.

Speaker 11 (12:20):
Okay, if this is.

Speaker 15 (12:21):
Gonna be a topic today, I'll play along. Every once
in a while, I'll make a mess in the restroom.
But it really isn't my fault. What happens is I
don't get a good handle on it and it overpowers me.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
And come on, Michael, I don't understand what you're trying
to say. All we need to understand is Bernie Fly's
private and the pigs get the milk, all right, buddy,
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