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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dragon susy ladies were trying to get that cats are
but plastic surgery.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
If you didn't hear that because of the noise, Dragon's
using the ladies room because he's trying to get the
government funded plastic surgery. We talked about that yesterday. In fact,
my column this Sunday in the Dedrick Gazette in Colorado
Springs Gazette was spurred on by that conversation. So you
want to want to definitely read that one. I'm John Caldera.
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Nobody would gain the system like that, would they? Nobody
would ever gain I mean the system for free, free
plastic surgery.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No, no, all right, So we were.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Talking about this important issue of does the toilet paper
go over or under? Because well this was found in
an online news article.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I gave you that.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
The the original illustrate for the patent for toilet paper roll,
this was in eighteen ninety one, clearly shows the toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
In the over position, hanging over the front.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
So mister Wheeler, who invented this, he wanted it this way.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
In Wheeler's patent, the perforated perforated mind new toilet paper
hangs on a role in the over position in the
words of the patent, the sheets the toilet paper are
quote partially separated, having their points of attachment arranged in
a novel manner, whereby each sheet will easily separate from
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the series as it is drawn from the role.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
They're being.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No litter occasioned. Any waste of paper is thereby prevented. Hey,
we don't think about it. This guy figured out how
to put the perforations in, so we don't waste toilet paper,
all right. The article concludes this way, now, before the
under folks come running with their pitchforks, we're talking about dragon.
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There are some understandable exceptions to the overrule.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Namely cats and kids.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So dragging your your exception was noted in this article.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Make you feel like a man, now, does it? I'm important?
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So you asked, you put out the suggestion that in
the public men's room or bathrooms, that the toilet seat
isn't complete, that they cut out that front part because
they don't want people to steal it. And you said
it was also true in the ladies room, which is
why there are so many restraining orders against you. Then
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we get this text. I think you saw it. It
says dragon. The toilet seats you're talking about, they're open
uh uh front frontless covered seats, cover seats. They're a
requirement in commercial settings, so your testicles are less likely
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to come in contact with someone else's fluids and causing disease.
Finished by yes, I am a plumber. Is that is
that true?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I don't know, but I did right back to them.
I was like, wait a minute, what about the ladies rooms?
Oh wait, some ladies do have testicles?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Never mind?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yes, now that now that ladies also, uh can can
have erections, that's true, and men can have babies.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We need to have it both ways.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I didn't know that because I've always wondered, why do
they have that cutout in the front. Oh if if
it's so that you don't come in contact with something,
shouldn't there be a whole different redesign? You know, something
that rises you, you know, three inches from the toilet seat.
There's got to be a better way. And what is
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what is your hygiene routine? I think women are better
at this than men. You know that they will they
will use toilet paper to wipe things down, and then
you put that sheet of.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Wax paper down. That wax paper thing. Who uses that though? Seriously,
I've used it really yeah, because I figure a guy
like used to use the toilet before me. But it
it never really does anything because it's so ridiculous to
untangle and rip open to get it to cover. You
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don't use that. You just freewheel it. Whatever. God, no
wonder you're so diseased. I went to a I went to.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
A men's room and I think it was like the
Chicago airport or someplace, and I've never seen these before.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
This was years ago, and it had an automatic.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Toilet seat covering machine what you say, yes, Basically, what
it had was this roll of plastic that went all
the way around the toilet seat and when you finished,
it would zip it up and bring in the next
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feeding of it.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
It was like you remember those towels that are used.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
To be in men's rooms, maybe in ladies rooms too,
but it was a regular towel.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You'd dry your hand on a cloth towel, yeah, like
an actual towel towel, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, but it was on this roll so that you'd
pull it down and you get a fresh part of
that towel. And it was like that, but it wrapped
around the toilet seed, and so this plastic bag basically
covered all sides of the toilet seat all the way around,
and then it would go sit and you get a
fresh thing of plastic around the toilet seed. Now, obviously
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this didn't work too well because it didn't survive. I've
never seen it before or since. But they were they
were trying to find some way to automatically clean a toilet, which.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Which I think is really difficult to do. Think about
think about a toilet for a second.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
How ingenious. Something that doesn't take electricity is just on water.
It has that pea trap in the back. And for
those who don't know why that's there or why there's
a pea trap underneath your sink on every sink, that
that little thing that goes down and then back up
and then back down is because it leaves a red
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war of water in underneath your sink. And it's not
there to catch things that if you drop your ring
down the sink. It's there to keep the stench from
the sewer from coming through the palming up to wherever
you are. And so you think about this, you flush it.
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It flushes stuff down and the suction from the water
dropping like a straw keeps pulling more and more up
until the air breaks that suction and it stops, and
then the reservoir slowly fills again.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
And a friendly reminder that those have that have a
secondary bathrooms or basement bathrooms, make sure you flush those
every now and again because that water will evaporate or
go down over time, which could create that opening to
get that smell.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So, yeah, the same thing if you haven't remind you,
it's more likely if you have a sink or a shower,
you know, in in your guest room or something, and
you never reuse it and a month later things smelled
because there's no water left in that in the peat trap.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
So run the water a little bit and it should
take care of that. Or you're like this one. Sometimes
little flies and bugs like to crawl out from the
sewer if they can, if they can do it, so
having having the little bit of water in there saves it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
But it's really pretty ingenious how the whole thing works.
And it's still though a filthy discussing, and that.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Really hasn't changed.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Toilet. Although I'll say that I went I went to
some fancy pants restaurant in Napa Valley. Again, this is
years ago, and there was a remote control toilet. Yeah,
a remote control toilet. You're sitting there and on the
wall were a series of buttons like what and there
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was there was a buttony press and a little thing
would pop out and spray water on your backside.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
So there was a little in remote control the day.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And if you were a lady or a stupid man,
there was another button that had one that would come
and clean your front for the ladies. And then well,
what do you do afterwards? There was another button press.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
If you're a guy, don't don't do that automatic tampon
remover too. That'll that'll hurt, So stay away from that button.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Although sometimes it's the only attention I get, so uh.
And then one other button you hit and it would
have a blow dryer to dry you afterwards.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Now the this this so I never left the bathroom
that was I was was there for hours just playing
with a toilet.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Apparently the Japanese have these huge, really expensive commodes that
that do all this all this fun stuff, but toilets
still are kind of filthy because they don't actually cycle
all the water through, and especially now with low flow toilets.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It never works. That's why I.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I just go outside. Good enough for the dog, it's
good enough for me, all right? Three o three seven
one three eight two five five seven to one three talk?
Have have we put this one to bed toilet paper rolls.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
We've definitely gotten to the bottom of it.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I think we can flush this topic. I think we're
I think we've exhausted. I think we've eliminated everything we
can with this topic. Enough of this crap, all right,
I'm I'm done.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Let's just dump.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
This thing and on to of course, the other big
fight in your life, the dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Here's my question.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
When you put the utensils, forks and knives, spoons into
the dishwasher, do you separate them before you put them
in the dishwasher so that when you empty the dishwasher,
you can grab them all at once and you have
all the forks in one hand and you can put
them in the back where they came from. Or do
you just throw them in any old position and then
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separate them later.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I used to do it that way. Now I've changed
my ways.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I'm more disciplined, and I find myself separating the forks
and spoons and knives before.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Before we're talking about separating.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I mean you're not even talking about whether or not
the forks or spoons go up or down.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
They always go up. Oh okay, was there any question
about this? What about what about the knives?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Because see hear what happened to my voice when I
said that, I was, oh ah, you're so aghast. Yeah,
well you put the fork down. I just case, I
mean somebody may nobody would. This is America. We want
our forks clean, we don't. We want the most water
and soap and pressure on them that they need to
be up. Do you use a little separator to keep
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all the spoons to make sure that they don't you know, spoon.
So you put them and they all have like a
quarter inch of space between them.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You just get the.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Ultra fancy third row on the on the for the
dishwalker and use that one for.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
The For people who don't know this, I've finally finally
found someone who had one of these. If you don't know,
instead of putting your forks and knives into a into
upright position in the basket. In the basket, there is
a third pull out on the very very top that's
very thin and you lay your forks down on these
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little slots and they're horizontal. It was crazy, man, It
was just crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Is that what you have? Those are the expensive ones.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I may have one of those expensive dishwashers, in my.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Defense, looking for iHeart, you can afford one of those dishwes.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
My defense, my wife set our old dishwasher on fire,
so we needed a new one.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That doesn't mean you buy the fancy pants one with
a third pull out a gist for your forks and knives.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Well, you know, what kind of rich life are you? Living?
As you do? As you do, you just do what
your wife wants. How did she catch it on fire?
I mean, he's curious.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
She doesn't belong in the kitchen, She really doesn't. But
I don't know how she did it. But sure enough,
she attempted to start the dishwasher once upon a time,
hit the button, and quite literally, about a minute or
so later, there was a puff of smoke and a
flame that just went out. The little event of the dishwashers.
It's like, okay, you don't get to touch that anymore.
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You understand. I hate to break the bubble here.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Dragon, but your wife is playing you because this is
my advice for all guys who are getting married and
they never listen. What you want to do in the
first year of marriage is set the baseline so low
that anything you do above that is.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
An improvement. So what does that mean. It means you
forget birthdays.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
You forget holidays, you forget anniversaries, You forget all that
to the point where your wife is thinking about leaving you.
And then the next year, on the anniversary, if you
just give her a card, she's like, oh my god,
he remembered. He's really improving. In the same way, the
first year marriage, you want to be like that helpful husband.
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You do all the laundry, you do all the cooking,
but you shrink all the laundry.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
You run everything on high.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
You make sure to put the red shirt in with
the whites and get everything stained at but.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
It looks like you're really trying.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
But sooner or later what you pulled, your wife will
just say, honey, don't touch my clothes. I'll do the
laundry from now on. It costs a lot at the beginning. Likewise,
you burn every meal you make. I mean you burn
it to a crisp, doesn't matter what it is. Every
piece of toast, every egg, everything you just burn.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
I'm gonna work for the millennials and younger because those
women aren't gonna stick around long enough to try and
fix you or make you better.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, but sooner or later the women will go, honey,
stay out of the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I love you, Just stay out of the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I want to be She didn't leave you, ain't gonna
be able to pull those tricks over there as a
man who well, yeah, did get divorced.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
No, no, this is gonna work. I got divorced because
I didn't do this. I learned from my mistakes.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
So your wife pulled that crap on you, and that's
why she booby trapped the dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
It goes into flames. And now you are the one
doing the dishes. She's brilliant. It's so hard to do
the dishes. Push a couple of buttons and turn it on.
Ye that it's so difficult.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
All right? Are you?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Are you the guy who puts it in the dishes filthy?
Or do you like give them the pre wrenched wash,
buy the dishwasher to wash the damn dishes? Put them
in there filthy?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's fine, really, I can't get myself to do it.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Buy the good soap, buy the good rinse aide, put
it in there. You don't have to worry about anything ever. Really, really,
I don't buy it. Oh maybe it's because I got
the big fans expensive dish.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I'm just too nervous. You gotta you gotta, you gotta
n it. You don't rent it at all.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
No, but you do have to clean out that filter
every so often. Down on the bottom of the dishwasher olds,
things get really nasty. So maybe have you done that
in a while. I have never once cleaned out my filter. Yeah,
that might be Why then give that a go?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
All right, so telling me I'm I finished eating my
my my chicken, I just take it with all his
skin and bones on it. I just will go ahead
and put the dish in the dishwasher.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Well, if it's got like scraps on it, now you
can throw that away. But you know, if it's got
like the gravy schmitz and a little bit of mashed potato, don't.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Worry about it. Really, really, I don't know if I can.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Man, I clean out your filter, let it run a
cycle and then give it a try. Let me know
how you feel after that?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
All right, we will we will definitely talk about this later.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
This is this is the important stuff, all right.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Before you finish to this toilet conversation, you must ensure
the paperwork is clearly done. Nice nice text message. I'm
John Caldera. Keep it right here. You got six point
thirty k out.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
I was just wondering what times the real talent Chance
was going to be coming on air so I could
tune back in appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Oh yeah, maybe I should bring him back on. My
son Chance joined us. I forget when was that, By
the way.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
There's a time or two before when Michael took some
time off her day.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I think it was like World Down Syndrome Day or
something like that. Oh, something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, my son has down syndrome and he is a party.
He has a lot of work. He is a party.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Here, I can I can meld our two topics of
bathrooms and my son together and two short stories.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
So my son having Down syndrome, he just he kind
of like John Blush. But but oh, how to put it,
budd he's you know, mentally maybe six years old, I
don't know, but growing up when he was younger, the
things that would fly out of my mouth that I
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would never think, would I mean? You never think? Hmm.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I wonder if the following words ever in my lifetime
would ever come flying out, such as don't lick the
year at all?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah? That who would think? Who would think?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
And just because I'm sure someone at social services is
going to find out and Child Protective Services comes to
get me, Yeah, I have urinated on my son.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Now let me explain it. So there I am standing.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
In the bathroom, standing up, urinating, and out of nowhere,
this small head.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Pops through between my legs and says something like what's
going on here? And I hit the kid in the
back of the head.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, this like, who expects any other human being to
do that?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
What? What the what? And yeah, the little kid little
hip pops out looking at the toilet, looking down and going,
what what's going on here? Dad?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
My god? Never? Never what I expect?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Who thinks someday I'm gonna have a kid and this
is gonna be my life? Never?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh? Speaking of.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
But bah bah bah bah oh. Here's more from from
the text line. We talked about the toilet seat and
why that front part is missing.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
In all the commercial seats.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
John. Another reason for open front seats. The gap at
the front of the seat is designed to facilitate personal hygiene.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well, we guys wouldn't know anything about that, allowing users,
especially women, to clean themselves without touching the seat. Then
there should be like some big hole cut in the
front of the bowl too. That's interesting, John.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
There is a Sap Brothers truck stop in Kansas where
all the toilets, men's and women's have bedets built in.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's fantastic this person knows that both men's and women's
have bedays built in.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, says the guy who knows that both men's and
women's bathrooms have the cutout in the front of the
toilet seat. True, you're still gonna have to explain that
to your wife when you get home, if she's listening.
How do you know that? No, no, no reason, just
some somebody told me. Somebody told me on but.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
All utensils need to be placed facing down in the caddy. Oh,
this person's wrong, But I have the twasser, so I
only use the top rack for utensils and it's the bomb. Really,
why is that better?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
You do have to be careful because if give you
load the top rack, which is the middle rack. In hours,
with too many cups or bowls, then not enough water
will hit the silverware, so you gotta be careful and
strategically place them.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
So if if you have its own is there a separate.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Washer that just hits the top rack if it has
a skinny top rack for for utensils?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Huh yeah, but for that rack that that that top
rack for you. Yeah, it's got its own spinner, but
not not the third rack.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
All right, John, we have a dog.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
All plates are pre rinsed before going in the dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
That's funny. That's funny.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Have you ever It's like if you have a dog
and you drop food accidentally, it's like you have an
automatic robot your room but comes and cleans it up.
And then you're at a friend's house who doesn't have
a dog, and you drop some food on the floor
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and you just leave it there, and the guy said,
what kind of idiot are you clean up that?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Oh, you don't have a dog. This is this is
why you have a dog. Or case, who knows what
my son will pick up and eat? So my son
gets into everything, which is why he's rarely sick. His
immune system has got to be incredible. Our whole family
got COVID.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I was mostly worried about him because he's got a
heart condition, he's weakened, all the other concerns you have
with a special needs person. Let's see, my daughter vomited.
I was in bed for a few days with headaches.
My son had the sniffles for you know, a half
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a day. That was That was COVID for him. This
is a hearty, hearty little guy. All right, where where
are we? What are we doing? The built in beday?
So I've been to Europe where they have this separate
thing that is the biday. I swear to god, I
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don't know how to use it. I even looked up
how to use it and try it. And I the
separate one or this separate one.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Okay, yeah, I am curious about how do you how
do you move from one device to the other device.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I guess you get up, shuffle over.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Now you've been down down in that squat walk or
else you're gonna you know, smosh some stuff around and
make it a lot harder to clean up.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
And if I, if I understand, you turn on the
water because it's a regular faucet and you use your
hand to cut the water and clean yourself and then
you and then there's a towel there and you dry
yourself off.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
You dry your hand off. Yeah, I think that's how
it works.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Whereas the American ones that have the water that sprays up,
you know, then then you don't have to touch yourself,
is what I think. But I don't know how to
use this. God go to Europe, we must. They must
think us such heathens. I don't know how to use
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the bday. I don't even know how to spell bedey.
There's a T at the end of it that doesn't
make any sense.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
He's freee. It should be b e d a y
but day. This is this is why we can't do anything.
This is why that's the reason for my son is
the walking definition of and this is why we can't
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have nice things. It's my roommate is basically Keith Moon
of the Who.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, just you know, he's having a party and he's
throwing he's throwing the TV out the window, and I'm
the guy that gets to pay for it.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
It is good to be him. It's good to be
it's good to good to have a roommate like him.
All right, where are we? Oh? I wanted to where
is it?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Here?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
It is? You know the.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Candy company is it called Haribo h A R P. Yeah,
they make little gummies and things like that.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
This is from Where's is from?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
The Guardian Space Cake wheat cookies and hash brownies may
be familiar to the Netherlands, but cannabis in bags of
killed children's candy is not, and Harribo has recalled its
Happy Cola Fizz sweets after traces of the drug were
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found inside. Several people, including children, suffered quote health complaints
such as dizziness after eating the sweets.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Hmmm.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
How the cannabis ended up in the sweets is still unknown.
A spokesperson for the authority told the agency the NAP
the police are investigating the matter further, so their.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Gummies are definitely gummies.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
In a statement, said that a couple from a region
in east of the count of the country bought a
pack of the cola bottle shaped suits to their local
police station after.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Their young children became quite sick after eating them. Forensic
testing showed the presidence of cannabis, then they should have
sold those packages for a lot more.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
In twenty twenty three, six children aged between four and
fourteen were taken ill in the Hague after eating candy
containing THC.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Police say drug.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Smugglers were increasingly using children's suites as a cover and
cited several examples of gangs injecting THHC into candy. Copies
of Harribos, popular gummy bears containing THC can also be
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found online. So there are people who take it, inject it,
and then sell it. This is this is bad or
good depending on your point of view. Can you imagine
just going to going to seven to eleven coming back
with a bag of gummies that are a bag of gummies.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Could could save you money. So this is why we
don't eat sweets. I don't.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I don't see bad guys putting putting cannabis products in
THHC into apples and carrots, although maybe I'd eat more vegetables.
Three or three seven one three eight two five five
seven to one three talk.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I'm John kelderre I keep it right here, you're on six.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Thirty k how I hate to be the guy that
brings us up, but you know that science shows that
cell phones are actually more viral, dirty icky than the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
They even make.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Specially created UV lights just for your cell phone.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
You that's a really good point.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
We we live in a gross, gross world of creepy
Crawley's and there is a product, a little UV box
you put your phone in and it's supposed to kill
all this stuff on your phone. Or you could just
you know, wipe your phone down every now and then
does the same thing, maybe even better. Hey, I'm John Caldera,
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having a good time on a Friday morning. Give us
a call three or three seven one, three eight two
five five Having to fight over dishwashers. How about this
one a text? You must rinse off the dishes first.
This is obviously directed to dragon. Every plumber will tell
you that with an exclamation point. And the reason for
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the utensils being down is though no one wants to
touch the clean fork front knife with a dirty E
coli finger that's directed towards you.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
No, the logic here doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
One, these are my fingers that go into my mouth
all the time. Things are being fingerlicking good, and so
when I pick up the utensils, it's my dirty e
coli fingers that are gonna be used to use the
no you put the utensils up. You do you put
them down?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
No, you got you got the fancy you got the
fancy ass up the basket.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I put the knives down so they're not gonna poke
you or stab you. But yes, the forks and spoons
go up, all right. The wordy agreement, Yeah, I never
said we disagreed. God, I dislike you. You are such a
dislikable person.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
How about this one.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
I used to be okay with putting dirty dishes in
the dishwasher. After some research, the text says, I saw
how disgusting letting the dirt literally hitting the other dishes was.
Once a month, I do clean the filter and also
run one empty cycle with a non toxic dishwasher cleaner tab.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I didn't know it was such a thing.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
And if you want to find out how toxic the
normal dishwashing detergent and rinsed products are, including hormone disruption,
let me know. No, Alexa, I don't want to know that.
But it all gets rinsed off. I mean, can't you
put an agent orange or napalm or something into your
dishwasher and therefore its cleans everything. It doesn't matter, it's
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all wrenched off. I've also heard that now that the.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
EPA doesn't let you use as much what phosphorus in
your dishwashing detergent. That's why the dish washing.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Running cycle goes on for hours and hours now because
it takes so much longer to clean your dishes because
you're not allowed to use good.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Soap, whereas in restaurants.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
They can still use the soap that has more phosphorus
and cleans them hum all right, And somebody said that
the Sap Brothers in Kansas had had automatic bidets in
the in both men's and women's room. So I get
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this text Sap Brother's truck stop. My wife was thrilled
with the women's room. I was in the men's room.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Sure you were, yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Either that or she was thrilled in the women's room
because she wasn't alone and in the handicap stall there
while you were in the men's room.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Why was your wife thrilled in the women's room. Women
aren't thrilled in the women's room. I think there's more
of a story there. Hey, check out Independence Institute, my organization.
Go to thinkfreedom dot org. That's thinkfreedom dot org. Read
Complete Colorado every Day it's.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
The best news service, and it's free without a paywall.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
But that's a complete Colorado dot com.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
And hey, Michael Brown, thank you for letting me chase
away your listeners in the last couple of days.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
It's always an honor and Dragon as always, thank you, sir,
Dragon susy ladies were trying to get that cats are
but plastic surgery.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
If you didn't hear that because of the noise, Dragon's
using the ladies room because he's trying to get the
government funded plastic surgery. We talked about that yesterday. In fact,
my column this Sunday in the Dedrick Gazette in Colorado
Springs Gazette was spurred on by that conversation. So you
want to want to definitely read that one. I'm John Caldera.
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Nobody would gain the system like that, would they? Nobody
would ever gain I mean the system for free, free
plastic surgery.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No, no, all right, So we were.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Talking about this important issue of does the toilet paper
go over or under? Because well this was found in
an online news article.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I gave you that.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
The the original illustrate for the patent for toilet paper roll,
this was in eighteen ninety one, clearly shows the toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
In the over position, hanging over the front.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
So mister Wheeler, who invented this, he wanted it this way.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
In Wheeler's patent, the perforated perforated mind new toilet paper
hangs on a role in the over position in the
words of the patent, the sheets the toilet paper are
quote partially separated, having their points of attachment arranged in
a novel manner, whereby each sheet will easily separate from
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the series as it is drawn from the role.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
They're being.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No litter occasioned. Any waste of paper is thereby prevented. Hey,
we don't think about it. This guy figured out how
to put the perforations in, so we don't waste toilet paper,
all right. The article concludes this way, now, before the
under folks come running with their pitchforks, we're talking about dragon.
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There are some understandable exceptions to the overrule.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Namely cats and kids.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So dragging your your exception was noted in this article.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Make you feel like a man, now, does it? I'm important?
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So you asked, you put out the suggestion that in
the public men's room or bathrooms, that the toilet seat
isn't complete, that they cut out that front part because
they don't want people to steal it. And you said
it was also true in the ladies room, which is
why there are so many restraining orders against you. Then
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we get this text. I think you saw it. It
says dragon. The toilet seats you're talking about, they're open
uh uh front frontless covered seats, cover seats. They're a
requirement in commercial settings, so your testicles are less likely
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to come in contact with someone else's fluids and causing disease.
Finished by yes, I am a plumber. Is that is
that true?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I don't know, but I did right back to them.
I was like, wait a minute, what about the ladies rooms?
Oh wait, some ladies do have testicles?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Never mind?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yes, now that now that ladies also, uh can can
have erections, that's true, and men can have babies.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We need to have it both ways.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I didn't know that because I've always wondered, why do
they have that cutout in the front. Oh if if
it's so that you don't come in contact with something,
shouldn't there be a whole different redesign? You know, something
that rises you, you know, three inches from the toilet seat.
There's got to be a better way. And what is
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what is your hygiene routine? I think women are better
at this than men. You know that they will they
will use toilet paper to wipe things down, and then
you put that sheet of.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Wax paper down. That wax paper thing. Who uses that though? Seriously,
I've used it really yeah, because I figure a guy
like used to use the toilet before me. But it
it never really does anything because it's so ridiculous to
untangle and rip open to get it to cover. You
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don't use that. You just freewheel it. Whatever. God, no
wonder you're so diseased. I went to a I went to.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
A men's room and I think it was like the
Chicago airport or someplace, and I've never seen these before.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
This was years ago, and it had an automatic.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Toilet seat covering machine what you say, yes, Basically, what
it had was this roll of plastic that went all
the way around the toilet seat and when you finished,
it would zip it up and bring in the next
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feeding of it.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
It was like you remember those towels that are used.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
To be in men's rooms, maybe in ladies rooms too,
but it was a regular towel.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You'd dry your hand on a cloth towel, yeah, like
an actual towel towel, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, but it was on this roll so that you'd
pull it down and you get a fresh part of
that towel. And it was like that, but it wrapped
around the toilet seed, and so this plastic bag basically
covered all sides of the toilet seat all the way around,
and then it would go sit and you get a
fresh thing of plastic around the toilet seed. Now, obviously
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this didn't work too well because it didn't survive. I've
never seen it before or since. But they were they
were trying to find some way to automatically clean a toilet, which.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Which I think is really difficult to do. Think about
think about a toilet for a second.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
How ingenious. Something that doesn't take electricity is just on water.
It has that pea trap in the back. And for
those who don't know why that's there or why there's
a pea trap underneath your sink on every sink, that
that little thing that goes down and then back up
and then back down is because it leaves a red
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war of water in underneath your sink. And it's not
there to catch things that if you drop your ring
down the sink. It's there to keep the stench from
the sewer from coming through the palming up to wherever
you are. And so you think about this, you flush it.
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It flushes stuff down and the suction from the water
dropping like a straw keeps pulling more and more up
until the air breaks that suction and it stops, and
then the reservoir slowly fills again.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
And a friendly reminder that those have that have a
secondary bathrooms or basement bathrooms, make sure you flush those
every now and again because that water will evaporate or
go down over time, which could create that opening to
get that smell.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So, yeah, the same thing if you haven't remind you,
it's more likely if you have a sink or a shower,
you know, in in your guest room or something, and
you never reuse it and a month later things smelled
because there's no water left in that in the peat trap.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
So run the water a little bit and it should
take care of that. Or you're like this one. Sometimes
little flies and bugs like to crawl out from the
sewer if they can, if they can do it, so
having having the little bit of water in there saves it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
But it's really pretty ingenious how the whole thing works.
And it's still though a filthy discussing, and that.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Really hasn't changed.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Toilet. Although I'll say that I went I went to
some fancy pants restaurant in Napa Valley. Again, this is
years ago, and there was a remote control toilet. Yeah,
a remote control toilet. You're sitting there and on the
wall were a series of buttons like what and there
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was there was a buttony press and a little thing
would pop out and spray water on your backside.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
So there was a little in remote control the day.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And if you were a lady or a stupid man,
there was another button that had one that would come
and clean your front for the ladies. And then well,
what do you do afterwards? There was another button press.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
If you're a guy, don't don't do that automatic tampon
remover too. That'll that'll hurt, So stay away from that button.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Although sometimes it's the only attention I get, so uh.
And then one other button you hit and it would
have a blow dryer to dry you afterwards.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Now the this this so I never left the bathroom
that was I was was there for hours just playing
with a toilet.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Apparently the Japanese have these huge, really expensive commodes that
that do all this all this fun stuff, but toilets
still are kind of filthy because they don't actually cycle
all the water through, and especially now with low flow toilets.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It never works. That's why I.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I just go outside. Good enough for the dog, it's
good enough for me, all right? Three o three seven
one three eight two five five seven to one three talk?
Have have we put this one to bed toilet paper rolls.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
We've definitely gotten to the bottom of it.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I think we can flush this topic. I think we're
I think we've exhausted. I think we've eliminated everything we
can with this topic. Enough of this crap, all right,
I'm I'm done.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Let's just dump.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
This thing and on to of course, the other big
fight in your life, the dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Here's my question.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
When you put the utensils, forks and knives, spoons into
the dishwasher, do you separate them before you put them
in the dishwasher so that when you empty the dishwasher,
you can grab them all at once and you have
all the forks in one hand and you can put
them in the back where they came from. Or do
you just throw them in any old position and then
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separate them later.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I used to do it that way. Now I've changed
my ways.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I'm more disciplined, and I find myself separating the forks
and spoons and knives before.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Before we're talking about separating.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I mean you're not even talking about whether or not
the forks or spoons go up or down.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
They always go up. Oh okay, was there any question
about this? What about what about the knives?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Because see hear what happened to my voice when I
said that, I was, oh ah, you're so aghast. Yeah,
well you put the fork down. I just case, I
mean somebody may nobody would. This is America. We want
our forks clean, we don't. We want the most water
and soap and pressure on them that they need to
be up. Do you use a little separator to keep
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all the spoons to make sure that they don't you know, spoon.
So you put them and they all have like a
quarter inch of space between them.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You just get the.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Ultra fancy third row on the on the for the
dishwalker and use that one for.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
The For people who don't know this, I've finally finally
found someone who had one of these. If you don't know,
instead of putting your forks and knives into a into
upright position in the basket. In the basket, there is
a third pull out on the very very top that's
very thin and you lay your forks down on these
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little slots and they're horizontal. It was crazy, man, It
was just crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Is that what you have? Those are the expensive ones.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I may have one of those expensive dishwashers, in my.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Defense, looking for iHeart, you can afford one of those dishwes.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
My defense, my wife set our old dishwasher on fire,
so we needed a new one.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That doesn't mean you buy the fancy pants one with
a third pull out a gist for your forks and knives.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Well, you know, what kind of rich life are you? Living?
As you do? As you do, you just do what
your wife wants. How did she catch it on fire?
I mean, he's curious.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
She doesn't belong in the kitchen, She really doesn't. But
I don't know how she did it. But sure enough,
she attempted to start the dishwasher once upon a time,
hit the button, and quite literally, about a minute or
so later, there was a puff of smoke and a
flame that just went out. The little event of the dishwashers.
It's like, okay, you don't get to touch that anymore.
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You understand. I hate to break the bubble here.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Dragon, but your wife is playing you because this is
my advice for all guys who are getting married and
they never listen. What you want to do in the
first year of marriage is set the baseline so low
that anything you do above that is.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
An improvement. So what does that mean. It means you
forget birthdays.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
You forget holidays, you forget anniversaries, You forget all that
to the point where your wife is thinking about leaving you.
And then the next year, on the anniversary, if you
just give her a card, she's like, oh my god,
he remembered. He's really improving. In the same way, the
first year marriage, you want to be like that helpful husband.
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You do all the laundry, you do all the cooking,
but you shrink all the laundry.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
You run everything on high.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
You make sure to put the red shirt in with
the whites and get everything stained at but.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
It looks like you're really trying.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
But sooner or later what you pulled, your wife will
just say, honey, don't touch my clothes. I'll do the
laundry from now on. It costs a lot at the beginning. Likewise,
you burn every meal you make. I mean you burn
it to a crisp, doesn't matter what it is. Every
piece of toast, every egg, everything you just burn.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
I'm gonna work for the millennials and younger because those
women aren't gonna stick around long enough to try and
fix you or make you better.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, but sooner or later the women will go, honey,
stay out of the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I love you, Just stay out of the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I want to be She didn't leave you, ain't gonna
be able to pull those tricks over there as a
man who well, yeah, did get divorced.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
No, no, this is gonna work. I got divorced because
I didn't do this. I learned from my mistakes.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
So your wife pulled that crap on you, and that's
why she booby trapped the dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
It goes into flames. And now you are the one
doing the dishes. She's brilliant. It's so hard to do
the dishes. Push a couple of buttons and turn it on.
Ye that it's so difficult.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
All right? Are you?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Are you the guy who puts it in the dishes filthy?
Or do you like give them the pre wrenched wash,
buy the dishwasher to wash the damn dishes? Put them
in there filthy?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's fine, really, I can't get myself to do it.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Buy the good soap, buy the good rinse aide, put
it in there. You don't have to worry about anything ever. Really, really,
I don't buy it. Oh maybe it's because I got
the big fans expensive dish.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I'm just too nervous. You gotta you gotta, you gotta
n it. You don't rent it at all.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
No, but you do have to clean out that filter
every so often. Down on the bottom of the dishwasher olds,
things get really nasty. So maybe have you done that
in a while. I have never once cleaned out my filter. Yeah,
that might be Why then give that a go?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
All right, so telling me I'm I finished eating my
my my chicken, I just take it with all his
skin and bones on it. I just will go ahead
and put the dish in the dishwasher.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Well, if it's got like scraps on it, now you
can throw that away. But you know, if it's got
like the gravy schmitz and a little bit of mashed potato, don't.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Worry about it. Really, really, I don't know if I can.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Man, I clean out your filter, let it run a
cycle and then give it a try. Let me know
how you feel after that?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
All right, we will we will definitely talk about this later.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
This is this is the important stuff, all right.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Before you finish to this toilet conversation, you must ensure
the paperwork is clearly done. Nice nice text message. I'm
John Caldera. Keep it right here. You got six point
thirty k out.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
I was just wondering what times the real talent Chance
was going to be coming on air so I could
tune back in appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Oh yeah, maybe I should bring him back on. My
son Chance joined us. I forget when was that, By
the way.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
There's a time or two before when Michael took some
time off her day.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I think it was like World Down Syndrome Day or
something like that. Oh, something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, my son has down syndrome and he is a party.
He has a lot of work. He is a party.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Here, I can I can meld our two topics of
bathrooms and my son together and two short stories.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
So my son having Down syndrome, he just he kind
of like John Blush. But but oh, how to put it,
budd he's you know, mentally maybe six years old, I
don't know, but growing up when he was younger, the
things that would fly out of my mouth that I
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would never think, would I mean? You never think? Hmm.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I wonder if the following words ever in my lifetime
would ever come flying out, such as don't lick the
year at all?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah? That who would think? Who would think?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
And just because I'm sure someone at social services is
going to find out and Child Protective Services comes to
get me, Yeah, I have urinated on my son.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Now let me explain it. So there I am standing.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
In the bathroom, standing up, urinating, and out of nowhere,
this small head.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Pops through between my legs and says something like what's
going on here? And I hit the kid in the
back of the head.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, this like, who expects any other human being to
do that?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
What? What the what? And yeah, the little kid little
hip pops out looking at the toilet, looking down and going,
what what's going on here? Dad?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
My god? Never? Never what I expect?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Who thinks someday I'm gonna have a kid and this
is gonna be my life? Never?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh? Speaking of.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
But bah bah bah bah oh. Here's more from from
the text line. We talked about the toilet seat and
why that front part is missing.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
In all the commercial seats.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
John. Another reason for open front seats. The gap at
the front of the seat is designed to facilitate personal hygiene.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well, we guys wouldn't know anything about that, allowing users,
especially women, to clean themselves without touching the seat. Then
there should be like some big hole cut in the
front of the bowl too. That's interesting, John.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
There is a Sap Brothers truck stop in Kansas where
all the toilets, men's and women's have bedets built in.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's fantastic this person knows that both men's and women's
have bedays built in.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, says the guy who knows that both men's and
women's bathrooms have the cutout in the front of the
toilet seat. True, you're still gonna have to explain that
to your wife when you get home, if she's listening.
How do you know that? No, no, no reason, just
some somebody told me. Somebody told me on but.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
All utensils need to be placed facing down in the caddy. Oh,
this person's wrong, But I have the twasser, so I
only use the top rack for utensils and it's the bomb. Really,
why is that better?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
You do have to be careful because if give you
load the top rack, which is the middle rack. In hours,
with too many cups or bowls, then not enough water
will hit the silverware, so you gotta be careful and
strategically place them.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
So if if you have its own is there a separate.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Washer that just hits the top rack if it has
a skinny top rack for for utensils?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Huh yeah, but for that rack that that that top
rack for you. Yeah, it's got its own spinner, but
not not the third rack.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
All right, John, we have a dog.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
All plates are pre rinsed before going in the dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
That's funny. That's funny.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Have you ever It's like if you have a dog
and you drop food accidentally, it's like you have an
automatic robot your room but comes and cleans it up.
And then you're at a friend's house who doesn't have
a dog, and you drop some food on the floor
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and you just leave it there, and the guy said,
what kind of idiot are you clean up that?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Oh, you don't have a dog. This is this is
why you have a dog. Or case, who knows what
my son will pick up and eat? So my son
gets into everything, which is why he's rarely sick. His
immune system has got to be incredible. Our whole family
got COVID.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I was mostly worried about him because he's got a
heart condition, he's weakened, all the other concerns you have
with a special needs person. Let's see, my daughter vomited.
I was in bed for a few days with headaches.
My son had the sniffles for you know, a half
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a day. That was That was COVID for him. This
is a hearty, hearty little guy. All right, where where
are we? What are we doing? The built in beday?
So I've been to Europe where they have this separate
thing that is the biday. I swear to god, I
(24:56):
don't know how to use it. I even looked up
how to use it and try it. And I the
separate one or this separate one.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Okay, yeah, I am curious about how do you how
do you move from one device to the other device.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I guess you get up, shuffle over.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Now you've been down down in that squat walk or
else you're gonna you know, smosh some stuff around and
make it a lot harder to clean up.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
And if I, if I understand, you turn on the
water because it's a regular faucet and you use your
hand to cut the water and clean yourself and then
you and then there's a towel there and you dry
yourself off.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
You dry your hand off. Yeah, I think that's how
it works.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Whereas the American ones that have the water that sprays up,
you know, then then you don't have to touch yourself,
is what I think. But I don't know how to
use this. God go to Europe, we must. They must
think us such heathens. I don't know how to use
(26:05):
the bday. I don't even know how to spell bedey.
There's a T at the end of it that doesn't
make any sense.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
He's freee. It should be b e d a y
but day. This is this is why we can't do anything.
This is why that's the reason for my son is
the walking definition of and this is why we can't
(26:34):
have nice things. It's my roommate is basically Keith Moon
of the Who.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, just you know, he's having a party and he's
throwing he's throwing the TV out the window, and I'm
the guy that gets to pay for it.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
It is good to be him. It's good to be
it's good to good to have a roommate like him.
All right, where are we? Oh? I wanted to where
is it?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Here?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
It is? You know the.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Candy company is it called Haribo h A R P. Yeah,
they make little gummies and things like that.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
This is from Where's is from?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
The Guardian Space Cake wheat cookies and hash brownies may
be familiar to the Netherlands, but cannabis in bags of
killed children's candy is not, and Harribo has recalled its
Happy Cola Fizz sweets after traces of the drug were
(27:36):
found inside. Several people, including children, suffered quote health complaints
such as dizziness after eating the sweets.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Hmmm.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
How the cannabis ended up in the sweets is still unknown.
A spokesperson for the authority told the agency the NAP
the police are investigating the matter further, so their.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Gummies are definitely gummies.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
In a statement, said that a couple from a region
in east of the count of the country bought a
pack of the cola bottle shaped suits to their local
police station after.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Their young children became quite sick after eating them. Forensic
testing showed the presidence of cannabis, then they should have
sold those packages for a lot more.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
In twenty twenty three, six children aged between four and
fourteen were taken ill in the Hague after eating candy
containing THC.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Police say drug.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Smugglers were increasingly using children's suites as a cover and
cited several examples of gangs injecting THHC into candy. Copies
of Harribos, popular gummy bears containing THC can also be
(29:12):
found online. So there are people who take it, inject it,
and then sell it. This is this is bad or
good depending on your point of view. Can you imagine
just going to going to seven to eleven coming back
with a bag of gummies that are a bag of gummies.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Could could save you money. So this is why we
don't eat sweets. I don't.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I don't see bad guys putting putting cannabis products in
THHC into apples and carrots, although maybe I'd eat more vegetables.
Three or three seven one three eight two five five
seven to one three talk.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I'm John kelderre I keep it right here, you're on six.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Thirty k how I hate to be the guy that
brings us up, but you know that science shows that
cell phones are actually more viral, dirty icky than the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
They even make.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Specially created UV lights just for your cell phone.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
You that's a really good point.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
We we live in a gross, gross world of creepy
Crawley's and there is a product, a little UV box
you put your phone in and it's supposed to kill
all this stuff on your phone. Or you could just
you know, wipe your phone down every now and then
does the same thing, maybe even better. Hey, I'm John Caldera,
(30:47):
having a good time on a Friday morning. Give us
a call three or three seven one, three eight two
five five Having to fight over dishwashers. How about this
one a text? You must rinse off the dishes first.
This is obviously directed to dragon. Every plumber will tell
you that with an exclamation point. And the reason for
(31:10):
the utensils being down is though no one wants to
touch the clean fork front knife with a dirty E
coli finger that's directed towards you.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
No, the logic here doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
One, these are my fingers that go into my mouth
all the time. Things are being fingerlicking good, and so
when I pick up the utensils, it's my dirty e
coli fingers that are gonna be used to use the
no you put the utensils up. You do you put
them down?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
No, you got you got the fancy you got the
fancy ass up the basket.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I put the knives down so they're not gonna poke
you or stab you. But yes, the forks and spoons
go up, all right. The wordy agreement, Yeah, I never
said we disagreed. God, I dislike you. You are such a
dislikable person.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
How about this one.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
I used to be okay with putting dirty dishes in
the dishwasher. After some research, the text says, I saw
how disgusting letting the dirt literally hitting the other dishes was.
Once a month, I do clean the filter and also
run one empty cycle with a non toxic dishwasher cleaner tab.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I didn't know it was such a thing.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
And if you want to find out how toxic the
normal dishwashing detergent and rinsed products are, including hormone disruption,
let me know. No, Alexa, I don't want to know that.
But it all gets rinsed off. I mean, can't you
put an agent orange or napalm or something into your
dishwasher and therefore its cleans everything. It doesn't matter, it's
(32:59):
all wrenched off. I've also heard that now that the.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
EPA doesn't let you use as much what phosphorus in
your dishwashing detergent. That's why the dish washing.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Running cycle goes on for hours and hours now because
it takes so much longer to clean your dishes because
you're not allowed to use good.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Soap, whereas in restaurants.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
They can still use the soap that has more phosphorus
and cleans them hum all right, And somebody said that
the Sap Brothers in Kansas had had automatic bidets in
the in both men's and women's room. So I get
(33:49):
this text Sap Brother's truck stop. My wife was thrilled
with the women's room. I was in the men's room.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Sure you were, yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Either that or she was thrilled in the women's room
because she wasn't alone and in the handicap stall there
while you were in the men's room.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Why was your wife thrilled in the women's room. Women
aren't thrilled in the women's room. I think there's more
of a story there. Hey, check out Independence Institute, my organization.
Go to thinkfreedom dot org. That's thinkfreedom dot org. Read
Complete Colorado every Day it's.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
The best news service, and it's free without a paywall.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
But that's a complete Colorado dot com.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
And hey, Michael Brown, thank you for letting me chase
away your listeners in the last couple of days.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
It's always an honor and Dragon as always, thank you, sir,
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