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Speaker 1 (00:01):
A new declassified document reveals that James Commy cleared Hillary
Clinton of email server crimes even though he did not
look at Keith thumb drives, which contained classified emails, including
emails from President Barack Obama. I wonder what James Commedy
(00:22):
will see on the beach if he walks today. Remember
how Barack Obama used to say I didn't have any
scandals as a president when he would want to kind
of trash Trump. I mean, there were tons of scandals
that people who are awake knew about, you know, fast
and furious, those type of ones. But won't it be
(00:42):
interesting if everything that Tulca Gabbard told us comes out
and people realize how many scandals there were, especially at
the end. So when will we find out the results
of the Colorado Walkway? To say from Polus And it
looked like a simple Google survey form, So that means
(01:06):
the statistics should have been ready at twelve oh one. Am.
I bet if it didn't go his way, we're not
going to hear about it for a while.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Good morning, Michael, Well, our esteemed mayor here in Denver
found out the true meaning of FAFO, and hey, when
you protect the illegals and spend tax payer dollars on it.
You're not going to get reimbursed by the government.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Hah.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Anyhow, Yeah, he's whining about a budget shortfall, and apparently
that shortfall is the exact amount that he was expecting
to get for taking care of the illegals. Good morning again, Michael.
So yeah, Mayor Johnson, his delusional homeless numbers. He's just
cycling them in and out. And then the wolves. Wow,
(02:00):
poor ranchers, poor wolves that are going to have to
be put down. We are run by a bunch of
incompetent morons.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Hey, guys, I can't say how, but I was able
to get to that book that Jislene made for Jeffrey
Epstein on his fiftieth birthday, and most people just signed
with their first name, but I did make a few notes, like,
here's one, thanks for taking my husband off my hands
(02:29):
so often. It's been a godsend. Hillary. Here's another one, Jeffrey,
I'm so grateful for our friendship, all the times you
visited me in the White House when I was president,
all the trips on your plane. Oh my gosh, I'm
just so grateful for you. Your brother from another mother, Bill.
(02:54):
And then there's this one. I really like dogs, but
you give dogs a bad name. You're a dirty, dirty,
dirty dog Brownie. This one's kind of short and sweet. Jeffrey,
stop breaking the law, loser.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Dragon.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm not quite sure what this one means, but Jeffrey,
I left something that looks just like you on the
Capitol steps.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
John. Good morning, mister Caldera. Just want to know how
you did encourage Classic. How much money did you raise
for Team Parker? Obviously thankfully you didn't have another heart attack,
you know, biking around in the mountain.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Please let me know what DEEI doctor made up? Man Cold,
first time I've heard it, and hopefully the last. Have
a nice day, Sonny here in northern New York, Michael.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
I mean, John, wait, I need Dragon. Why don't you
play stand by your man?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
That's perfect for this segment.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
I think what needs to happen here is Brownie needs
to self quarantine. We're going to need at least two
weeks to slow the spread. I mean, this could be
our next pandemic. This could be nationwide, worldwide, I mean worldwide.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Yeah, chicks, right enough, already, that's it. We don't need
to hear any.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
More of this.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
It's a pain in the butt. We want to hear
what's going on in the world. We don't care about
men that are suffering from a man cold. For Heaven's sake,
there's nothing worse.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
Hey, after listening to dragons say that there is scientific
proof that women get through the cold much better. I
think the tip that we need to give Michael, he
just needs to identify as a woman for a couple
of days. He'll be much better, you know, Michelle double
D Brown, I think it's good.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Actually, John, Michael, I've decided this segment should be called Seinfeld.
You know much ado about nothing. This is an episode
of Seinfeld. Maybe you should just keep repeating the same
hour over and over and over again.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
Thanks, Hey, as much esther Jen as Michael has, you
think he'd be in the studio feeling just fine.
Speaker 10 (05:32):
Morning boys, Hey, John, you could be onto something. The
Broncos just ate a ten million dollar fine from the
NFL for not posting any Pride Month support on any
of their social media platforms. So if they're willing to
stand on that kind of principle, you might be able
to get them to apply a little bit of pressured
old Mikey and Governor Polis or whoever gets the office
(05:56):
next have a great day.
Speaker 11 (05:59):
Not only do you not want to drive your work
truck downtown, but you also don't want to take that
cruddy public transit system that they've spent way too much
money at the c DOT budget on.
Speaker 12 (06:12):
Y'all talk about a lot of stuff, but you don't
ever talk about these raggedy roads. Every want to fix
these rolls around here? John, how the heck are you
got to ask? You probably had real short notice for
this show, So did you agree to do it on
(06:32):
the condition that you could do the entire show from
your bed without even bothering to put on pants? Because
that's kind of what I'm imagining right now, and I
know how that sounds.
Speaker 9 (06:44):
Hey, John, I was just listening to your show here,
your filling effort. It's been really good always. I enjoy
having you. Dylan, thank you, and I just I was
stunned by the fact that you lost an intent and courage.
Classics sounds like a really amazing thing. I would enjoy
(07:04):
being a writer next year, perhaps, Thank you for all that.
Jildren's hospital is amazing. I think in honor of Polis,
they should build that bridge out of unused, unneeded oil
barrows since he's decimated the oil industry,
A new declassified document reveals that James Commy cleared Hillary
Clinton of email server crimes even though he did not
look at Keith thumb drives, which contained classified emails, including
emails from President Barack Obama. I wonder what James Commedy
(00:22):
will see on the beach if he walks today. Remember
how Barack Obama used to say I didn't have any
scandals as a president when he would want to kind
of trash Trump. I mean, there were tons of scandals
that people who are awake knew about, you know, fast
and furious, those type of ones. But won't it be
(00:42):
interesting if everything that Tulca Gabbard told us comes out
and people realize how many scandals there were, especially at
the end. So when will we find out the results
of the Colorado Walkway? To say from Polus And it
looked like a simple Google survey form, So that means
(01:06):
the statistics should have been ready at twelve oh one. Am.
I bet if it didn't go his way, we're not
going to hear about it for a while.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Good morning, Michael, Well, our esteemed mayor here in Denver
found out the true meaning of FAFO, and hey, when
you protect the illegals and spend tax payer dollars on it.
You're not going to get reimbursed by the government.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Hah.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Anyhow, Yeah, he's whining about a budget shortfall, and apparently
that shortfall is the exact amount that he was expecting
to get for taking care of the illegals. Good morning again, Michael.
So yeah, Mayor Johnson, his delusional homeless numbers. He's just
cycling them in and out. And then the wolves. Wow,
(02:00):
poor ranchers, poor wolves that are going to have to
be put down. We are run by a bunch of
incompetent morons.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Hey, guys, I can't say how, but I was able
to get to that book that Jislene made for Jeffrey
Epstein on his fiftieth birthday, and most people just signed
with their first name, but I did make a few notes, like,
here's one, thanks for taking my husband off my hands
(02:29):
so often. It's been a godsend. Hillary. Here's another one, Jeffrey,
I'm so grateful for our friendship, all the times you
visited me in the White House when I was president,
all the trips on your plane. Oh my gosh, I'm
just so grateful for you. Your brother from another mother, Bill.
(02:54):
And then there's this one. I really like dogs, but
you give dogs a bad name. You're a dirty, dirty,
dirty dog Brownie. This one's kind of short and sweet. Jeffrey,
stop breaking the law, loser.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Dragon.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm not quite sure what this one means, but Jeffrey,
I left something that looks just like you on the
Capitol steps.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
John. Good morning, mister Caldera. Just want to know how
you did encourage Classic. How much money did you raise
for Team Parker? Obviously thankfully you didn't have another heart attack,
you know, biking around in the mountain.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Please let me know what DEEI doctor made up? Man Cold,
first time I've heard it, and hopefully the last. Have
a nice day, Sonny here in northern New York, Michael.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
I mean, John, wait, I need Dragon. Why don't you
play stand by your man?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
That's perfect for this segment.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
I think what needs to happen here is Brownie needs
to self quarantine. We're going to need at least two
weeks to slow the spread. I mean, this could be
our next pandemic. This could be nationwide, worldwide, I mean worldwide.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Yeah, chicks, right enough, already, that's it. We don't need
to hear any.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
More of this.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
It's a pain in the butt. We want to hear
what's going on in the world. We don't care about
men that are suffering from a man cold. For Heaven's sake,
there's nothing worse.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
Hey, after listening to dragons say that there is scientific
proof that women get through the cold much better. I
think the tip that we need to give Michael, he
just needs to identify as a woman for a couple
of days. He'll be much better, you know, Michelle double
D Brown, I think it's good.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Actually, John, Michael, I've decided this segment should be called Seinfeld.
You know much ado about nothing. This is an episode
of Seinfeld. Maybe you should just keep repeating the same
hour over and over and over again.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
Thanks, Hey, as much esther Jen as Michael has, you
think he'd be in the studio feeling just fine.
Speaker 10 (05:32):
Morning boys, Hey, John, you could be onto something. The
Broncos just ate a ten million dollar fine from the
NFL for not posting any Pride Month support on any
of their social media platforms. So if they're willing to
stand on that kind of principle, you might be able
to get them to apply a little bit of pressured
old Mikey and Governor Polis or whoever gets the office
(05:56):
next have a great day.
Speaker 11 (05:59):
Not only do you not want to drive your work
truck downtown, but you also don't want to take that
cruddy public transit system that they've spent way too much
money at the c DOT budget on.
Speaker 12 (06:12):
Y'all talk about a lot of stuff, but you don't
ever talk about these raggedy roads. Every want to fix
these rolls around here? John, how the heck are you
got to ask? You probably had real short notice for
this show, So did you agree to do it on
(06:32):
the condition that you could do the entire show from
your bed without even bothering to put on pants? Because
that's kind of what I'm imagining right now, and I
know how that sounds.
Speaker 9 (06:44):
Hey, John, I was just listening to your show here,
your filling effort. It's been really good always. I enjoy
having you. Dylan, thank you, and I just I was
stunned by the fact that you lost an intent and courage.
Classics sounds like a really amazing thing. I would enjoy
(07:04):
being a writer next year, perhaps, Thank you for all that.
Jildren's hospital is amazing. I think in honor of Polis,
they should build that bridge out of unused, unneeded oil
barrows since he's decimated the oil industry,
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