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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, Dragon and s Girl. Dad just want to let
you know that I was traveling down to San Antonio
with Girl doing a little vacation, and I was thinking,
we think we have it bad having to listen to
John all the time, but really it's missus Brown who
has it the worst because she's the one who probably
has to listen to his whining and complaining on a
regular basis. Really, I think that we should be thankful
(00:24):
for having to listen to John. I don't know who
is it today.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
So Colorado is at the top for many things including
auto theft, rape, child trafficking, and heaven nose, look at
our roads. So what does our completely out of touch,
self absorbed governor post about. Yes that under his governorship
there have been no shark attacks in Colorado, and Colorado
(00:52):
is one of the safest states for not having shark attacks.
Complete idiot. You really can't hate the main stream news
media enough. As Tulsa Gabbard was giving her briefing in
the White House this week explaining how involved Obama was
in creating the Russian hoax collusion, CNN abruptly cuts the feed,
(01:16):
mutes her, and then starts putting words into her mouth
they're trying to cover up how they covered up the
cover up as the Biden Harris administration let millions of
illegal immigrants in our country. They had set up a
hotline for children to call in to report any sort
(01:38):
of concerns they had with their sponsor families. They had
one person managing that hotline. Sixty five thousand calls went unanswered.
It is so horrific the whores of the last administration.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Good morning from South Dakota. A few weeks ago, people
were calling for Tulsey Gabbard's resignation. Donald Trump threw his
full support behind her. I guess now we can see why. Everyone.
Have a great day.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Welcome back, Brownie. Congratulations on your fourteenth vaccination in your
seventy seventh booster yesterday. Thanks for taking one for the team.
It's gonna be a great show. Good morning, Mike or Michael.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I needed to taddle on Dragon a little bit because
the morning you didn't show up for work, or did
show up for work and then left, Dragon plays sweet
Leaf on the bumper music, and then what happens. Ozzie dies.
So obviously, as I said the other day, we need
you to stay at home, so we don't have a pandemic,
(02:46):
because now everybody's got your pandemic. Who's next, Keith.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Ricky Dragon, doesn't matter if Michael Danger Brown is having
a man cold or strep throat or whatever he's having.
If he's back today and sounds like he does, I
think you better invest in some microphone condoms, maybe some
(03:12):
lysol spray, a couple of gloves mask.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
I know the feeling. I did the same thing, and
I told him I wasn't going to pay it. Next thing,
you know, I got a letter in the mail saying
that my registration was revoked, and they said if I
don't pay it, you're not getting your new registration in
your tax. So I ended up paying half of what
(03:37):
I was supposed to pay. So there's no way out
of it.
Speaker 8 (03:40):
Up next, the government governor is coming out of the closet.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Gee, Michael, I'm pretty sure they married the dude not
too long ago.
Speaker 9 (03:47):
So I mean, tell me something I don't know, dude,
Brownie or caldera, huh hmm. What is my green children's
favorite dessert? I think that says it all.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
No, we want you, so you're a target.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
My paper dessert is Brownie? Michael, What do you think
Trump is getting fined when he looks at Jerome Pala's
two point five billion dollar renovations at the Federal Reserve today?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
God, Michael, I didn't know you were that contagious over
the radio.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I just like the female brownies without nuts.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
Yeah. I think for the one hundred and fiftieth celebration,
we should chain polists to the steps of the Capitol
and charge everybody a dollar to throw brownies at him.
That would be wonderful, Michael.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
I noticed that Telsey Gabbard used the term democrats republic
to refer to America, which is obviously more correct than
calling us a democracy like everyone seems to be screaming
about all the time, especially on the left.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I appreciate that she said that she was right.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Mike.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
Do you think it's safe now for us to call
you a flim flem man?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Michael, I'm so relieved you're back because I couldn't handle
another minute of the dinosaur guy from Missus doubtfire.
Speaker 9 (05:28):
Most of the dinosaurs were her fivorous, but this torontosaurus
cos it's a carnivore.
Speaker 11 (05:43):
Mike. I'm sorry. This doesn't have anything to do with
one of your subjects that you're talking about today. But
I just wanted to tell you I really miss you
when you're gone.
Speaker 12 (05:57):
Michael, you said that the way Joe I'd sometimes dressed
look like she just got up a cheap couch. I
can't stop laughing. That's really funny. Anyway. I have a coworker,
in fact, he's the manager of my store, and I
think every day i've ever seen him on the clock
at work, he's worn a button down shirt and a tie,
(06:18):
or a or a button down shirt and a tie,
and then when it's really cold, maybe a sweater over
top of it or something.
Speaker 13 (06:24):
Every sea, Michael, Caroline Levitt is fantastic. She's an amazing
spokesperson for the administration. But did you notice how she
says putin? She says putin, putin, putin. She sounds like
a youngster when she says.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
That, Michael, I wakened this morning to the sand of
your voice.
Speaker 10 (06:46):
Okay, Hell, before I.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Was fully awake, I thought Beetlejuice was playing on TV.
Speaker 14 (06:53):
I think I've just figured it out why so many
on the left are standing with Colbert. The only thing
I can come up with to date. He is the
closest thing to a liberal leftist Rush Limbaugh. Hey, he
(07:13):
has the biggest soapbox. He's about to lose it in
ten months.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I had a bad experience with brownies, Michael.
Speaker 9 (07:25):
I got kicked out of cubscats reading brownies
Hey, Dragon and s Girl. Dad just want to let
you know that I was traveling down to San Antonio
with Girl doing a little vacation, and I was thinking,
we think we have it bad having to listen to
John all the time, but really it's missus Brown who
has it the worst because she's the one who probably
has to listen to his whining and complaining on a
regular basis. Really, I think that we should be thankful
(00:24):
for having to listen to John. I don't know who
is it today.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
So Colorado is at the top for many things including
auto theft, rape, child trafficking, and heaven nose, look at
our roads. So what does our completely out of touch,
self absorbed governor post about. Yes that under his governorship
there have been no shark attacks in Colorado, and Colorado
(00:52):
is one of the safest states for not having shark attacks.
Complete idiot. You really can't hate the main stream news
media enough. As Tulsa Gabbard was giving her briefing in
the White House this week explaining how involved Obama was
in creating the Russian hoax collusion, CNN abruptly cuts the feed,
(01:16):
mutes her, and then starts putting words into her mouth
they're trying to cover up how they covered up the
cover up as the Biden Harris administration let millions of
illegal immigrants in our country. They had set up a
hotline for children to call in to report any sort
(01:38):
of concerns they had with their sponsor families. They had
one person managing that hotline. Sixty five thousand calls went unanswered.
It is so horrific the whores of the last administration.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Good morning from South Dakota. A few weeks ago, people
were calling for Tulsey Gabbard's resignation. Donald Trump threw his
full support behind her. I guess now we can see why. Everyone.
Have a great day.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Welcome back, Brownie. Congratulations on your fourteenth vaccination in your
seventy seventh booster yesterday. Thanks for taking one for the team.
It's gonna be a great show. Good morning, Mike or Michael.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I needed to taddle on Dragon a little bit because
the morning you didn't show up for work, or did
show up for work and then left, Dragon plays sweet
Leaf on the bumper music, and then what happens. Ozzie dies.
So obviously, as I said the other day, we need
you to stay at home, so we don't have a pandemic,
(02:46):
because now everybody's got your pandemic. Who's next, Keith.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Ricky Dragon, doesn't matter if Michael Danger Brown is having
a man cold or strep throat or whatever he's having.
If he's back today and sounds like he does, I
think you better invest in some microphone condoms, maybe some
(03:12):
lysol spray, a couple of gloves mask.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
I know the feeling. I did the same thing, and
I told him I wasn't going to pay it. Next thing,
you know, I got a letter in the mail saying
that my registration was revoked, and they said if I
don't pay it, you're not getting your new registration in
your tax. So I ended up paying half of what
(03:37):
I was supposed to pay. So there's no way out
of it.
Speaker 8 (03:40):
Up next, the government governor is coming out of the closet.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Gee, Michael, I'm pretty sure they married the dude not
too long ago.
Speaker 9 (03:47):
So I mean, tell me something I don't know, dude,
Brownie or caldera, huh hmm. What is my green children's
favorite dessert? I think that says it all.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
No, we want you, so you're a target.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
My paper dessert is Brownie? Michael, What do you think
Trump is getting fined when he looks at Jerome Pala's
two point five billion dollar renovations at the Federal Reserve today?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
God, Michael, I didn't know you were that contagious over
the radio.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I just like the female brownies without nuts.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
Yeah. I think for the one hundred and fiftieth celebration,
we should chain polists to the steps of the Capitol
and charge everybody a dollar to throw brownies at him.
That would be wonderful, Michael.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
I noticed that Telsey Gabbard used the term democrats republic
to refer to America, which is obviously more correct than
calling us a democracy like everyone seems to be screaming
about all the time, especially on the left.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I appreciate that she said that she was right.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Mike.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
Do you think it's safe now for us to call
you a flim flem man?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Michael, I'm so relieved you're back because I couldn't handle
another minute of the dinosaur guy from Missus doubtfire.
Speaker 9 (05:28):
Most of the dinosaurs were her fivorous, but this torontosaurus
cos it's a carnivore.
Speaker 11 (05:43):
Mike. I'm sorry. This doesn't have anything to do with
one of your subjects that you're talking about today. But
I just wanted to tell you I really miss you
when you're gone.
Speaker 12 (05:57):
Michael, you said that the way Joe I'd sometimes dressed
look like she just got up a cheap couch. I
can't stop laughing. That's really funny. Anyway. I have a coworker,
in fact, he's the manager of my store, and I
think every day i've ever seen him on the clock
at work, he's worn a button down shirt and a tie,
(06:18):
or a or a button down shirt and a tie,
and then when it's really cold, maybe a sweater over
top of it or something.
Speaker 13 (06:24):
Every sea, Michael, Caroline Levitt is fantastic. She's an amazing
spokesperson for the administration. But did you notice how she
says putin? She says putin, putin, putin. She sounds like
a youngster when she says.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
That, Michael, I wakened this morning to the sand of
your voice.
Speaker 10 (06:46):
Okay, Hell, before I.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Was fully awake, I thought Beetlejuice was playing on TV.
Speaker 14 (06:53):
I think I've just figured it out why so many
on the left are standing with Colbert. The only thing
I can come up with to date. He is the
closest thing to a liberal leftist Rush Limbaugh. Hey, he
(07:13):
has the biggest soapbox. He's about to lose it in
ten months.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I had a bad experience with brownies, Michael.
Speaker 9 (07:25):
I got kicked out of cubscats reading brownies
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