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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, Michael, what happens to the low man on the
totem pole when the birds land on top?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Michael, forget Washington, forget Ukraine. The big news today is
reported on the national news on the radio on my
way into work. The big news is out of Kentucky
as KFC brings back potato wedges after five years. So
head out for lunch, but watch for traffic jams and
long lines as we enjoy the big return of potato wedges.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Well, this should be interesting. Larry Fink is the CEO
of Blackrock, the largest asset management company in the world.
He's also recently been appointed co chair of the WEF.
In an interview, he talks about how behaviors are going
to have to change, and then he notes that at Blackrock,
(00:53):
we force behaviors to change. Hmm. Sounds like a great guy,
great point, Michael. Yes, the City Attorneyship put a cancelation
clause in the contract for the twenty six thousand dollars
retreat for Denver City Council to do in the mountains.
But notice the pattern here. Denver politicians spend lots of
(01:16):
money with firms outside of the Denver area, including Mayor
Mikey's lawyers and the people who renamed Sixteenth Street mall
sixteenth Street. Imagine being a seventy nine year old with
five children and eleven grandchildren, and you count all your grandchildren,
yet you still bring together world leaders for a peace agreement.
(01:41):
The Left cannot stand Donald Trump and all he is
able to do and accomplish. It never fits their agenda,
and they are mad that he is not a controlled person.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Saint Michael and Dragon. I don't know, is it going
to be a spicy show. The sports people just let
the S word slip through, so maybe something's going to
slip through on the Michael Brown Show.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Michael.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
The cabal is so nauseating. They keep posting stuff about Trump. Oh,
this is a failure. This Russia Ukraine thing is just
to giveaway of all the land in Ukraine. They would
rather see fighting continue than Trump succeed.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
To caveat on what the last talk pack just said. Yes,
I can concur it was on the Fox News rundown
during the sports report he did say the S word,
So I'm just curious, how come you can't say the word, Michael.
Speaker 8 (02:48):
The Cornhouskers have a giant inn on their helvet and
if they all know that stands for knowledge.
Speaker 9 (02:55):
Good morning, Michael, Good morning Dragon. Well I'm back and
it's really good to hear your voice. Michael. It's been
a couple of months on business, but definitely good to
(03:16):
be back. And uh, like I said, good to hear
your voice.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
All right, see you, Michael.
Speaker 10 (03:24):
The news break before your show started was saying, what
a record amount of measles we've got in our country
right now?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
It's way above the standards. They said it was like
twenty one cases. I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 11 (03:39):
Going the seventies and surprising number India. And they were
before the comments the governments. But if they return after
the recent inspired the person of the ice was.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Michael.
Speaker 10 (04:03):
Nine News reported prior to your show starting, a whole
twenty one cases of measles.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Have affected Colorado. It sounds like a catastrophe. The sky
is falling. Grab your pearls, let's clutch him.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Can you believe this, mister Brown. I've been investigating you
ever since you first lied on the air. You said
he had friends, and we know that's not true. That
goober from South Dakota must be NSA or CIA because
those of us raised in North Dakota know that no
one in South Dakota gets out of bed before noon.
(04:40):
He must have gave you your mk ultra code to
destroy the lap your laptop.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Mike, did you hear fun is now out? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
That's right.
Speaker 12 (04:50):
Fun is now out because it leaves.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Too much of a carbon footprint.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
So we're gonna get rid of fun now thanks to
the craps.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Michael.
Speaker 13 (05:01):
Willing to commit to changes to help the climate and
living those things to help the climate are two very
different things, and when they have to actually live it,
they're not so committed after all.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Hey, Michael, how about I start feeding bunnies to my dog?
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Dragon?
Speaker 9 (05:24):
Michael Laurie's inspired up Today be the day that everybody
spends annoying talkbacks to his.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Up Michaelmore, Michael Komy needs to see a jail cell
for a few years so he can really love himself
because people like him kind of reminds me of that
FNL skin.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Michael.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
You can't say you find talkbacks to be annoying because
you beg for them, You plead for them.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
What is it?
Speaker 9 (05:55):
Do you like them or do you not like them?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
So you give a little feedback from the other dude
or no. You know. The day to send in annoying
talkbacks are when you hear the one from the fella
that talks about detachable penis and repeats it about eight times.
That's the clue. That's when you send in the annoying talkbags.
Speaker 14 (06:17):
Another callback in regards to thank you for your attention
in this matter and in the words of Jesse Kelly,
I am right, Michael.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
You said doo doo.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
You said dodo, and you said it during the bathroom
remodeling commercial.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Michael, I just heard on the news trender Raga just
got thirty other people arrested.
Speaker 10 (06:45):
Oh well, I thought there was no gang activity here.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
Mike. If you would have just brought your handbasket in
instead of the damn canvas bag, you would have never
been stopped and everything would have been just fine. Remember
the handbasket next time, Mike, not the canvas bag.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Michael.
Speaker 11 (07:01):
Mail in ballots in America about coddling the lazy and
those who love comforting.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Welcome to America, Michael.
Speaker 15 (07:11):
Miss Griswold can take her election experts.
Speaker 12 (07:14):
Shove word real dark and speaking.
Speaker 15 (07:16):
So Michael, you know the next thing you're going to
complain about is if they have to go back to
going to the poles is Oh, what about the climate change?
The climate change, all these people driving to the poles
is going to wreak havoc on the climate and.
Speaker 12 (07:32):
You just watch Good Morning, Michael. I've been listening to
your show about absentee ballots. I'm an eighty two year
old disabled widow, and I find the absentee ballot necessary.
What if all absentee ballots had to be in and
(07:53):
counted the day before and publicized so there are no dribblings?
Speaker 10 (07:59):
Wow, I must I missed that part of the Constitution
where the founders wrote in that states are in charge
of elections, but not Donald Trump.
Speaker 14 (08:08):
There are quite the four.
Speaker 15 (08:09):
Sears the morning, Michael. One of the ways to cheat
on mail in ballots, the ones that are harvested, is
if there is no signature for the voter, they can
put an X there and then have a witness sign
The witness signature is not verified, and from that vote
(08:34):
election day forward, that X becomes a valid signature.
Speaker 11 (08:40):
Michael constantly classics supposedly recyclable recycling, knowing that it will
end up inill.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
There's no market for most of it. There's no Morgan recycling.
It should be in a lion bill.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Can't we recyle local politicians? Silent Green
Hey, Michael, what happens to the low man on the
totem pole when the birds land on top?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Michael, forget Washington, forget Ukraine. The big news today is
reported on the national news on the radio on my
way into work. The big news is out of Kentucky
as KFC brings back potato wedges after five years. So
head out for lunch, but watch for traffic jams and
long lines as we enjoy the big return of potato wedges.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Well, this should be interesting. Larry Fink is the CEO
of Blackrock, the largest asset management company in the world.
He's also recently been appointed co chair of the WEF.
In an interview, he talks about how behaviors are going
to have to change, and then he notes that at Blackrock,
(00:53):
we force behaviors to change. Hmm. Sounds like a great guy,
great point, Michael. Yes, the City Attorneyship put a cancelation
clause in the contract for the twenty six thousand dollars
retreat for Denver City Council to do in the mountains.
But notice the pattern here. Denver politicians spend lots of
(01:16):
money with firms outside of the Denver area, including Mayor
Mikey's lawyers and the people who renamed Sixteenth Street mall
sixteenth Street. Imagine being a seventy nine year old with
five children and eleven grandchildren, and you count all your grandchildren,
yet you still bring together world leaders for a peace agreement.
(01:41):
The Left cannot stand Donald Trump and all he is
able to do and accomplish. It never fits their agenda,
and they are mad that he is not a controlled person.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Saint Michael and Dragon. I don't know, is it going
to be a spicy show. The sports people just let
the S word slip through, so maybe something's going to
slip through on the Michael Brown Show.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Michael.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
The cabal is so nauseating. They keep posting stuff about Trump. Oh,
this is a failure. This Russia Ukraine thing is just
to giveaway of all the land in Ukraine. They would
rather see fighting continue than Trump succeed.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
To caveat on what the last talk pack just said. Yes,
I can concur it was on the Fox News rundown
during the sports report he did say the S word,
So I'm just curious, how come you can't say the word, Michael.
Speaker 8 (02:48):
The Cornhouskers have a giant inn on their helvet and
if they all know that stands for knowledge.
Speaker 9 (02:55):
Good morning, Michael, Good morning Dragon. Well I'm back and
it's really good to hear your voice. Michael. It's been
a couple of months on business, but definitely good to
(03:16):
be back. And uh, like I said, good to hear
your voice.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
All right, see you, Michael.
Speaker 10 (03:24):
The news break before your show started was saying, what
a record amount of measles we've got in our country
right now?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
It's way above the standards. They said it was like
twenty one cases. I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 11 (03:39):
Going the seventies and surprising number India. And they were
before the comments the governments. But if they return after
the recent inspired the person of the ice was.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Michael.
Speaker 10 (04:03):
Nine News reported prior to your show starting, a whole
twenty one cases of measles.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Have affected Colorado. It sounds like a catastrophe. The sky
is falling. Grab your pearls, let's clutch him.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Can you believe this, mister Brown. I've been investigating you
ever since you first lied on the air. You said
he had friends, and we know that's not true. That
goober from South Dakota must be NSA or CIA because
those of us raised in North Dakota know that no
one in South Dakota gets out of bed before noon.
(04:40):
He must have gave you your mk ultra code to
destroy the lap your laptop.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Mike, did you hear fun is now out? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
That's right.
Speaker 12 (04:50):
Fun is now out because it leaves.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Too much of a carbon footprint.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
So we're gonna get rid of fun now thanks to
the craps.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Michael.
Speaker 13 (05:01):
Willing to commit to changes to help the climate and
living those things to help the climate are two very
different things, and when they have to actually live it,
they're not so committed after all.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Hey, Michael, how about I start feeding bunnies to my dog?
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Dragon?
Speaker 9 (05:24):
Michael Laurie's inspired up Today be the day that everybody
spends annoying talkbacks to his.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Up Michaelmore, Michael Komy needs to see a jail cell
for a few years so he can really love himself
because people like him kind of reminds me of that
FNL skin.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Michael.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
You can't say you find talkbacks to be annoying because
you beg for them, You plead for them.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
What is it?
Speaker 9 (05:55):
Do you like them or do you not like them?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
So you give a little feedback from the other dude
or no. You know. The day to send in annoying
talkbacks are when you hear the one from the fella
that talks about detachable penis and repeats it about eight times.
That's the clue. That's when you send in the annoying talkbags.
Speaker 14 (06:17):
Another callback in regards to thank you for your attention
in this matter and in the words of Jesse Kelly,
I am right, Michael.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
You said doo doo.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
You said dodo, and you said it during the bathroom
remodeling commercial.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Michael, I just heard on the news trender Raga just
got thirty other people arrested.
Speaker 10 (06:45):
Oh well, I thought there was no gang activity here.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
Mike. If you would have just brought your handbasket in
instead of the damn canvas bag, you would have never
been stopped and everything would have been just fine. Remember
the handbasket next time, Mike, not the canvas bag.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Michael.
Speaker 11 (07:01):
Mail in ballots in America about coddling the lazy and
those who love comforting.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Welcome to America, Michael.
Speaker 15 (07:11):
Miss Griswold can take her election experts.
Speaker 12 (07:14):
Shove word real dark and speaking.
Speaker 15 (07:16):
So Michael, you know the next thing you're going to
complain about is if they have to go back to
going to the poles is Oh, what about the climate change?
The climate change, all these people driving to the poles
is going to wreak havoc on the climate and.
Speaker 12 (07:32):
You just watch Good Morning, Michael. I've been listening to
your show about absentee ballots. I'm an eighty two year
old disabled widow, and I find the absentee ballot necessary.
What if all absentee ballots had to be in and
(07:53):
counted the day before and publicized so there are no dribblings?
Speaker 10 (07:59):
Wow, I must I missed that part of the Constitution
where the founders wrote in that states are in charge
of elections, but not Donald Trump.
Speaker 14 (08:08):
There are quite the four.
Speaker 15 (08:09):
Sears the morning, Michael. One of the ways to cheat
on mail in ballots, the ones that are harvested, is
if there is no signature for the voter, they can
put an X there and then have a witness sign
The witness signature is not verified, and from that vote
(08:34):
election day forward, that X becomes a valid signature.
Speaker 11 (08:40):
Michael constantly classics supposedly recyclable recycling, knowing that it will
end up inill.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
There's no market for most of it. There's no Morgan recycling.
It should be in a lion bill.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Can't we recyle local politicians? Silent Green
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