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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, Michael, are you allowed to talk about raw pickle bread?
You know dill doe?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Woohoo. Colorado is in the top again. We rank number
two for the fastest growing unemployment from January of twenty
twenty three to July of twenty twenty five. Are there
any positive economic indicators in Colorado in the past few years?
(00:31):
Governor Pulis, Mayor Mikey, are you proud of what you're
doing destroying Colorado? How do you know Mayor Mikey is
on a death spiral and nothing good will come of
what he's doing. Yep, he hired one of those c words. Yep. Consultants.
City employees have confirmed that Mayor Mikey is using consultants,
(00:55):
and they're terrified that when they take on this new
debt that it will be to pay off consultants, even
though it's supposedly for infrastructure. Who remembers in March of
twenty twenty three, when Governor Gavin Newsom said California was
going to build twelve hundred tiny homes at the cost
(01:15):
of seven hundred and fifty million dollars. Well, almost two
and a half years later, no one can find the
twelve hundred tiny homes, nor the seven hundred and fifty
million dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I cannot wait for this guy to run for president
of the United States. He will be destroyed.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Good morning, Michael. Oh, I just about spit coffee out
of my nose when I heard that the liberal mayor
whoever of Chicago is seeing that Trump is cherry picking
blue cities for his crime control. Like, really, it's the
blue cities and they're stupid policies that are creating the crime.
(01:57):
They are so delusional. But it's funny.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
In regards to your pickle and the bread question, just
bring back Kurt Russell, call it the thing.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Simple.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
Huh. There you go, Michael. It seems to me I remember,
and I've done it all my life. Every time a
flag gets worn out it is no longer useful or beautiful.
We are supposed to burn it to be rid of it.
That seems to be contrary to what Trump is saying,
(02:36):
and I don't think he should do that.
Speaker 8 (02:40):
Ranny, you don't think you've gone off of the pen yet.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Let me give you a little.
Speaker 8 (02:45):
Shove, hey, Michael, as boy scouts, we retire the US flag.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Well, Michael and Dragon, Welcome to Tuesday between waking up
to the first part of the show, Well something about
bread that I haven't well, maybe I've tried it. I
don't know, uh dil do. It's interesting. And then this
fantastic conversation about when it's appropriate or not appropriate to
burn the flag. I actually have a situation that'll be
(03:16):
coming up on that. And then the sixteenth Street Mallmaul.
Speaker 9 (03:23):
Mike, if you ever go to a live performance of
the Penn and Teller Magic Show. At one point during
the show, magician Pendulette comes out on stage with a
small bowl full of rocks, pours some lighter fluid on it,
sets it on fire, and precedes to yell fire, there's
a fire in the theater.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Fire.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It has taken Trump just over two hundred days to
drive the Democrats completely insane and off the rails. They
now are out protesting for more crime, war, child labor
in marijuana farms, waste fraud, in abuse, and releasing m
thirteen human traffickers into our country. I helped the pull
(04:02):
numbers in the twenty twenty six elections show how far
off the Dems have gone. Michael, I believe you just
referred to Orange Man as Big pet.
Speaker 10 (04:16):
Hey as if your news wasn't bad enough, we got
to hear the same news for the second day in
a row. Maybe you guys need to hire a news
guy or maybe not horrible news.
Speaker 11 (04:31):
Hey, Michael, I used to be an amateur fighter. I
used to show people my left handle lot before i'd
hit them with my right. And I'm pretty sure that's
kind of what Trump is doing with this burning there
the American flag executive order, and that's probably what you're
trying to say. But I'm kind of stupid and slow
(04:53):
on the uptake. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
This whole talk about burning the flag, it is starting
to sound like the Cars for Kids commercial.
Speaker 12 (05:05):
I'm so confused. Did I wake up in the twilight zone?
Did you say summer was gone? Summer's gone? It's still August.
I know the kids are back in school, but I
don't think summer's gone yet. Oh my goodness, my head hurts.
I need another cup of coffee, maybe with a little
(05:26):
additive in it.
Speaker 11 (05:27):
Michael.
Speaker 13 (05:28):
Have you thought that maybe this whole thing with the
flag burning is Donald Trump's way of exonerating himself Over
January sixth, he spoke he did not inside a riot,
therefore he shouldn't be charged with anything, just a thought.
Speaker 14 (05:43):
And what do we burn apart from flags?
Speaker 13 (05:47):
More wages?
Speaker 14 (05:49):
Hey, Michael, next time you get on the air, you
should probably acknowledge where you got your seat from. First
it was that one dude across the hall, Then it
was that blonde lady across the hall, and heck, you
might even acknowledge Peter. You could probably go back a
while with this. This isn't really your show, Michael.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I was born on American soil. You were born on
American soil? Dragon was Does that make us native Americans?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Michael towm from South Dakota. I'm so over the Native
Americans who happened to migrate here about seventeen thousand years
before the white man. I call them the Native American
immigrants who stole the land from no one, because there
(06:42):
was no one here before they immigrated here.
Speaker 15 (06:45):
Michael, you know how the Democrats always celebrate thiefs and say, well,
the thief needed it more than the person they stole
it from. Well, the colonizers needed the land more than
the Indians.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
From South Dakota. Actually, the Black Hills of South Dakota,
the disputed land with the Native American immigrants. Oh yeah,
why do I call them Native American immigrants because they
happened to immigrate here about seventeen thousand years before the
white Man. And they immigrated here because, oh, there was
(07:22):
nothing here prior to them coming here.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Michael, don't forget that the caveman also burned, dried down.
In fact, they probably burn more than that than they.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Did would Michael, this is a public health alert, a
warning over methane. Do not get on an elevator with
a Democrat. This is the end of your public health.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Warnings.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Michael, this is a public health alert, a warning over methane.
Do not get on an elevator with a Democrat. This
is the end of your public health.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Warnings.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
Horning boys, Hey, Mike, UH think I'm gonna have to
go the other direction. Climate change disproportionately affects men. We're
the ones that are out paving roads, digging holes, putting
shingles on roofs, throwing bricks, building fences, you name it.
So I uh, respectfully rebuff per claim and go the
(08:43):
other direction. Have a great day.
Speaker 11 (08:46):
I am worried though, that as my wife's ages, she
will be effected more than I will by climax change.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Milcael Miguel.
Speaker 14 (08:57):
You know in Beaver Creek, Colorado, there's a liquor store
called Beaver Liquors Delicious.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Michael, Michael and Dragon get back to the story about
the beavers, please.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I really like beavers.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
They're cute, they're fuzzy, they're fun to play with, and
they're very tasty.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
A new Snake Pluitskin Flick escape from Costco.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Fair Boss having It's appear real.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
I should never say things like that, because now I
find myself writing the script in my mind. You know,
Snake Pliskin's ninety years old. He's got one of those
little electric carts and he's running through the store with it,
and he gets up to the exit and pulls out
a bazooka and blows up the that's crazy.
Speaker 10 (09:50):
Hey, I agree with that last caller. Men do all
the hard work. Come on, bitches,
Hey, Michael, are you allowed to talk about raw pickle bread?
You know dill doe?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Woohoo. Colorado is in the top again. We rank number
two for the fastest growing unemployment from January of twenty
twenty three to July of twenty twenty five. Are there
any positive economic indicators in Colorado in the past few years?
(00:31):
Governor Pulis, Mayor Mikey, are you proud of what you're
doing destroying Colorado? How do you know Mayor Mikey is
on a death spiral and nothing good will come of
what he's doing. Yep, he hired one of those c words. Yep. Consultants.
City employees have confirmed that Mayor Mikey is using consultants,
(00:55):
and they're terrified that when they take on this new
debt that it will be to pay off consultants, even
though it's supposedly for infrastructure. Who remembers in March of
twenty twenty three, when Governor Gavin Newsom said California was
going to build twelve hundred tiny homes at the cost
(01:15):
of seven hundred and fifty million dollars. Well, almost two
and a half years later, no one can find the
twelve hundred tiny homes, nor the seven hundred and fifty
million dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I cannot wait for this guy to run for president
of the United States. He will be destroyed.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Good morning, Michael. Oh, I just about spit coffee out
of my nose when I heard that the liberal mayor
whoever of Chicago is seeing that Trump is cherry picking
blue cities for his crime control. Like, really, it's the
blue cities and they're stupid policies that are creating the crime.
(01:57):
They are so delusional. But it's funny.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
In regards to your pickle and the bread question, just
bring back Kurt Russell, call it the thing.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Simple.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
Huh. There you go, Michael. It seems to me I remember,
and I've done it all my life. Every time a
flag gets worn out it is no longer useful or beautiful.
We are supposed to burn it to be rid of it.
That seems to be contrary to what Trump is saying,
(02:36):
and I don't think he should do that.
Speaker 8 (02:40):
Ranny, you don't think you've gone off of the pen yet.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Let me give you a little.
Speaker 8 (02:45):
Shove, hey, Michael, as boy scouts, we retire the US flag.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Well, Michael and Dragon, Welcome to Tuesday between waking up
to the first part of the show, Well something about
bread that I haven't well, maybe I've tried it. I
don't know, uh dil do. It's interesting. And then this
fantastic conversation about when it's appropriate or not appropriate to
burn the flag. I actually have a situation that'll be
(03:16):
coming up on that. And then the sixteenth Street Mallmaul.
Speaker 9 (03:23):
Mike, if you ever go to a live performance of
the Penn and Teller Magic Show. At one point during
the show, magician Pendulette comes out on stage with a
small bowl full of rocks, pours some lighter fluid on it,
sets it on fire, and precedes to yell fire, there's
a fire in the theater.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Fire.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It has taken Trump just over two hundred days to
drive the Democrats completely insane and off the rails. They
now are out protesting for more crime, war, child labor
in marijuana farms, waste fraud, in abuse, and releasing m
thirteen human traffickers into our country. I helped the pull
(04:02):
numbers in the twenty twenty six elections show how far
off the Dems have gone. Michael, I believe you just
referred to Orange Man as Big pet.
Speaker 10 (04:16):
Hey as if your news wasn't bad enough, we got
to hear the same news for the second day in
a row. Maybe you guys need to hire a news
guy or maybe not horrible news.
Speaker 11 (04:31):
Hey, Michael, I used to be an amateur fighter. I
used to show people my left handle lot before i'd
hit them with my right. And I'm pretty sure that's
kind of what Trump is doing with this burning there
the American flag executive order, and that's probably what you're
trying to say. But I'm kind of stupid and slow
(04:53):
on the uptake. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
This whole talk about burning the flag, it is starting
to sound like the Cars for Kids commercial.
Speaker 12 (05:05):
I'm so confused. Did I wake up in the twilight zone?
Did you say summer was gone? Summer's gone? It's still August.
I know the kids are back in school, but I
don't think summer's gone yet. Oh my goodness, my head hurts.
I need another cup of coffee, maybe with a little
(05:26):
additive in it.
Speaker 11 (05:27):
Michael.
Speaker 13 (05:28):
Have you thought that maybe this whole thing with the
flag burning is Donald Trump's way of exonerating himself Over
January sixth, he spoke he did not inside a riot,
therefore he shouldn't be charged with anything, just a thought.
Speaker 14 (05:43):
And what do we burn apart from flags?
Speaker 13 (05:47):
More wages?
Speaker 14 (05:49):
Hey, Michael, next time you get on the air, you
should probably acknowledge where you got your seat from. First
it was that one dude across the hall, Then it
was that blonde lady across the hall, and heck, you
might even acknowledge Peter. You could probably go back a
while with this. This isn't really your show, Michael.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I was born on American soil. You were born on
American soil? Dragon was Does that make us native Americans?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Michael towm from South Dakota. I'm so over the Native
Americans who happened to migrate here about seventeen thousand years
before the white man. I call them the Native American
immigrants who stole the land from no one, because there
(06:42):
was no one here before they immigrated here.
Speaker 15 (06:45):
Michael, you know how the Democrats always celebrate thiefs and say, well,
the thief needed it more than the person they stole
it from. Well, the colonizers needed the land more than
the Indians.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
From South Dakota. Actually, the Black Hills of South Dakota,
the disputed land with the Native American immigrants. Oh yeah,
why do I call them Native American immigrants because they
happened to immigrate here about seventeen thousand years before the
white Man. And they immigrated here because, oh, there was
(07:22):
nothing here prior to them coming here.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Michael, don't forget that the caveman also burned, dried down.
In fact, they probably burn more than that than they.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Did would Michael, this is a public health alert, a
warning over methane. Do not get on an elevator with
a Democrat. This is the end of your public health.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Warnings.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Michael, this is a public health alert, a warning over methane.
Do not get on an elevator with a Democrat. This
is the end of your public health.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Warnings.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
Horning boys, Hey, Mike, UH think I'm gonna have to
go the other direction. Climate change disproportionately affects men. We're
the ones that are out paving roads, digging holes, putting
shingles on roofs, throwing bricks, building fences, you name it.
So I uh, respectfully rebuff per claim and go the
(08:43):
other direction. Have a great day.
Speaker 11 (08:46):
I am worried though, that as my wife's ages, she
will be effected more than I will by climax change.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Milcael Miguel.
Speaker 14 (08:57):
You know in Beaver Creek, Colorado, there's a liquor store
called Beaver Liquors Delicious.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Michael, Michael and Dragon get back to the story about
the beavers, please.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I really like beavers.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
They're cute, they're fuzzy, they're fun to play with, and
they're very tasty.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
A new Snake Pluitskin Flick escape from Costco.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Fair Boss having It's appear real.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
I should never say things like that, because now I
find myself writing the script in my mind. You know,
Snake Pliskin's ninety years old. He's got one of those
little electric carts and he's running through the store with it,
and he gets up to the exit and pulls out
a bazooka and blows up the that's crazy.
Speaker 10 (09:50):
Hey, I agree with that last caller. Men do all
the hard work. Come on, bitches,
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