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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Congresshists voted itself another one hundred and twenty thousand dollars
a year raise.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
By giving ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Dollars a month to each representative for security. This is
a raise unless those funds go into a separate silo
which we can see where the money was spent, or
is it just bungible like always.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I haven't seen the story, but I'm going to look
it up now. And I dreaded that that was going
to occur, because you know, they they do. I'm not
going to say it politely. Most of them don't need security.
Most of them, outside their little beehive, are not recognizable
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by the general public. There are a few that have
either voices or facial characteristics or something about them. Some
have immutable characteristics that give them a distinct and they're
on the you know, they're on TV. You know, if
you saw a guy walking down the street that's almost bald,
that has gray hair slicked back, you know, not completely bald,
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but enough airly he can slick it back, and he's
got half rim glasses and they're hanging down on the
tip of his nose. You go, oh, there goes Chuck Schumer.
And if you wanted to prove whether or not it
was Chuck Schumer. You take a red bug light like
they have on a television camera, and you turn it
on and see if he ran toward it. And if
he runs toward it, oh it's Chuck Schumer. Or you
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might recognize, say Chuck Grassley. And then if you saw
a somewhat attract he to some people, somewhat attract you
female younger, you know, I forget how old she is,
and I quite frank, he don't care walking down the street,
and she opened her mouth and out came spewing all
of this leftist socialist rag crap. You go, oh, there's AOC.
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Or if you saw an old man, you know this
crouch longer, grumbling about stuff and you know about you know,
we need we gotta, we gotta kill off the patriarchy,
you go, there goes Bernie Sanders. You might recognize Ted Cruz.
Oh if you saw someone that looked like Howdy Dooty,
if you're old enough to remember Howdy Dooty, and you
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saw him walking down the street, you might think to yourself, Oh,
there's there's Snator hicken Looper. Beyond that, I don't know,
Maybe Mike Johnson, maybe ran Paul with his curly hair. See,
I'm just in my mind. I'm sitting here thinking through
all these y'awhoos that I know and thinking of anything
that's characters. Oh well, if you saw someone wearing hey job,
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you might go, oh, there's elon Omar. Or you know
a woman married to her brother walking down the street,
you might go, oh there's elon Omar. Uh, Mazie Herono,
the the senator from Hawaii. You might recognize her. Now
she the one that has uh a prosthesious leg, I
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forget she anyway, you might recognize her. How many have
I named a dozen? I don't know. Beyond that. If
I ask you to tell me, what does I don't know?
Frank Lucas a name, I bet nobody. Well, there's probably
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somebody in this audience that knows that name. If I
ask you to name or tell me who Frank Lucas
is or where he's from, could you do that? Probably not.
If he saw him on the street, you'd never recognize him.
He's a congressman from Oklahoma's I think sixth district. How
many of you could recognize? Uh? Well, if he if
he opened his mouth opened, my mouth bulk, and you
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might recognize Senator Michael Bennett. Otherwise you'll recognize them outside
the beehive, outside the television camera with a chiron running
with their name below. You don't know who they are now.
In so far as the money is concerned, my guess
is yes, it's fungible because it's probably going to be
an extra ten grand allocated to their office account. So
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will there be any accountability? Ha, you want me to
use the word accountability and Congress in the same sentence,
You guys are some kind of stupid this morning.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
It does also look like, just trying to dive into this,
it only goes through November.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh yeah, I don't know why I find that funny.
So we have a severe security Does it go like
through through the end of.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
November twenty first, So the monthly total doubles the five
thousand current available for their law for the lawmakers and
their pilot program that boosted member security, which would extend
through November twenty first.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Brother, if you're not willing to take the risks of
the job, don't take the job. They're not the president.
But let me tell you the other reason why they're
clamoring for this, and I know this from personal experience,
and it's just reality. There is a sense of self importance.
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I caught myself numerous times thinking stop it, stop it.
Do not think that I've told you the story one
time about my security detail trying to get me to
Dulles and I wasn't accustomed to them yet. I really
hadn't figured out, you know, what are the limitations of
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what I can say or do or require not require?
Are they going to follow me into the bathroom? And
you know, all that stuff was still going on, and
we're driving out to Dulas and Kenny, who's riding jump seat,
turns to me, turns around and says, mister secretary, we
need to go code read and I'm okay, or maybe
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maybe didn't say coldreund. He said we need to turn
the lights and siren on. I'm okay because I didn't know.
I thought there was something going on. No, they were
stuck in beltway traffic and they just wanted to get
to Dollas. They thought we were going to be late,
so they just they just decided to pull into the
center median and push all the cars aside and just
you know, go through and after about halfway to Dulus,
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I looked up and realized what was going I said, oh, guys,
what are we doing here? Well, we're just trying to
get you there on time. Well, you know what, I
don't think we ought to do that. Next time, Let's
leave earlier, you know, let's let's check the traffic and
leave earlier. I didn't like that.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Diving a little deeper into this, it does say this
will be approximately thirty million dollars in government spending. As
well as they are are, they do get a twenty
thousand for UH home security equipment, so.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
We're all gonna buy them. Was simply safe kip pretty much,
or an Exfinity home protection plan or something and put
it in there. So all of you who have been burgled,
all of you who live in this you know, sketchy
little neighborhood, all of you who have you know, had
prowlers around, will sucks to be you if you want
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a security system. Run for Congress. Oh, geet me, Chris,
this is not hrre intended to go this morning.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Thank you talk about eight topbacks.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
But the most of the really my gut reaction to
it is we don't need to spend the money.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
And two they already have to excuse me, they already
have five thousand dollars a month to spend on security,
so they're doubling that to ten plus the the twenty
thousand for their homes.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
My honest to goodness, my very first reaction was, it's
their sense of entitlement. They want to feel important. They
want to have, you know, some big guy with an
earpiece in his ear so that they can be cool
like a president de And again, it only goes through
November twenty first. I know that, but that I think
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that's funny too. But that's what they dragon. You know that,
that's what they say today. True, come November twenty first,
they'll just quietly slip it through and it'll continue, and
it'll become a new government program. It's a new cancer, yes,
a new metastatic cancer. So for all of you out
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there that have maybe maybe you've dropped your home security
because you can't afford it anymore. Maybe you'd like to
get home security but you can't quite afford it. Or
maybe you know your German shepherd, you know police dog
died recently. You can't replace the dog. Well, run for
Congress and then you'll get three or four bulldogs. And
you know what someone like elon Omar will do, They'll
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hire They'll hire a family member to walk around. You know. Hey,
let's go, let's go to Kohle's. Let's go to Walmart.
Let's buy a black suit, you know for eighty nine
to ninety five. Let's buy a black suit. We'll get
you a fake ear piece and put it in your
ear and I'll pay you ten thousand dollars a month
and you can be my security.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Didn't didn't somebody hire their boyfriend to be their I?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Oh, I think AOC did. Didn't she I hadn't.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I'm not sure if it was her, But you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I think somebody hired a boyfriend or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll be your security for well maybe not for ten
grand a month. That's that doesn't seem very reasonable to me.
But if you know, maybe if I retired, I'm just
looking for some extra income, I'll be your secure and
I'll just sit and't play games on my iPhone while
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you're out speaking or something. Oh my gosh, not where
I wanted to go this morning, And here we are
at six sixteen and happy? What is it?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
My gosh, it's Dragon's Thursday already. Yay, we got across
some day. We're almost a Friday. Not that I don't
like being with you, guys, but I don't like being
with you guys. I only do this for the paycheck.
I don't do it because I like it. I don't
do it because I want to be around Dragon. How
long have you been together? Now? Way too long? But
how long is that? Three years? Has it been three years?
(10:38):
Good grief? I think life goes by so slowly when
you're miserable, true, so slowly. It feels like five or ten.
Should I tell them what I did today with my
diet coke?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Well, we do need to give you a cognitive test
and make sure you're fit for presidency. I've fit for
being on air, right.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I reached over to grab my diet coke and for
some reason, I don't know, because it's humid in the
air or it's dry, I don't know, but there's a
lot of condensation on my diet coch this morning, and
it's you know, it's a plastic cup. And I reached
over and it kind of slipped out of my hands.
So I reached over and I took both hands, lifted
it up like this, ah, and took a sip of chemicals.
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So dragon when he came in, I need a cognitive
examination because, like Donald Trump, I held my cup with
two hands. So you gonna give me a cognitive exam. Yeah,
You're gonna fail. But that's good because that means I'm
qualified to work for iHeart true. In fact, I could.
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I could become a program director. I computed the EVP
of say I'd become the market manager because I'm cognitively
in the cline. Well, it's nice talking to you. I'll
I'll see I'll see you sometime in the future somewhere.
I'll find some little radio station in some po duct
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town somewhere and going there or there. Here's where I
wanted to start out this morning, before I was so
rudely interrupted by a damn talkback. Do you think there
was a plot against Trump at the United Nations? We
had the escalator incident which I described to you yesterday,
which really does and still bugs me. If something still
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bugs me a couple of days later, then it's a
serious issue. I heard late last night and then again
this morning, and then if all people the producer comes
in now when the producer comes in. You know the
headline guy back there, the bald headed headline guy just
mostly looking up porn and working on other programs during
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this program. That guy, Yeah, Hi, yeah, that guy. When
he comes in and says, do you know that only
the people who had trained in their ears heard Trump's
speech because the speakers weren't working, I'm like, yeah, I
heard that. How did you hear Where did you hear that?
Something coming in? I don't know. I think it was the.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Gordon of Gordon deal or somebody's talking about it or
something along the lines.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Well, apparently it's true. Teleprompter fails, the escalator doesn't work.
And now we find out that the speech that he delivered,
which was an amazing speech. However, with all due respect
to President Trump, while I think it was one of
his better speeches, I don't think it was this best
speech delivered at the United Nations. Now I've read a
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lot of articles that say the speech was a colossal failure,
that it was the kind of talk that you would
give to a political rally, that they were unreceptive, if
not the hostile audience.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Well, if they couldn't hear it, Yeah, well that makes
makes sense as to it, because he laid out some
kind of joke or something and he goes, oh, I
thought that would have got.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
A bigger laugh. What makes sense. No, I didn't hear that.
I missed that part as I skimmed through it. But
I'm wondering how were they Maybe they were unreceptive because
they couldn't hear it, and so they were like just
sitting there like, oh, okay, well it's just time to
place solitary on my phone. Throughout the speech, Trump made
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it abundantly clear his estimation of his abilities, which is
a very different view of his abilities from what members
of the Star Wars bar scene have about his ability.
He said at one point, I'm really good at this stuff.
I'd been right about everything. Your countries are going to hell.
I love it. I absolutely love it. When it came
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to Europe, Trump had nothing but scorn. Now, the reason
I love this is because who was just at the
White House a couple of months ago after he had
as he had his meeting, Well when was that meeting
in August in Anchorage and with Putin? And then he
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like the next week brings at least four or five
NATO leaders to the White House, and they have a
big to do and they you know, they dine and
wine and well and wine too. They do all of that.
And then he really heap scorn on Europe now deservedly.
So what I love about Trump, and I think many
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people hate about Trump, is this willingness. This is so,
this is such a New Yorker to you know, Hey,
come and have dinner with me. Sit down, have dinner
in the White House. We'll feed you really good food.
We'll have some really good wine, although he doesn't drink.
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And then when they go back home and they meet
again at the United Nations, he says, we have an
ocean in between. Europe has to step it up. They're
buying oil and gas from Russia while they're fighting Russia. Wow. Really,
he hectors the assembled heads of State, ballowing him about
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his own greatness. Now, Trump's aim wasn't to dwell in conflict,
but and I think rightfully so, to portray himself as
a true peacemaker. He's not the United Nations who's creating
a new era of peace and trying to settle wars
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and stop wars. He is what's the United Nations doing nothing?
And of course he makes the claim about he ended
seven wars and in all cases they were raging with
calls of thousands of people being killed. He really does
have a bugaboo, which is nice. I'm glad he does
about civilians and innocent in fact, for that matter, even
soldiers being killed. Something to note I think that's important
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about the war in Ukraine is these are not the
Russian elite soldiers. These are not Russian special forces. In fact,
I would say that the majority is not even the
Russian regular army. The people that are being thrown to
the meat grinder are poor people just looking for a paycheck,
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people out of prisons, political enemies, anybody he can find
just to throw on the front lines just to keep
the war going. Putin is horrible. Now. By the end
of his speech, Trump had a somewhat friendlier tone. Why
not teleprompter was, you know, began to function again. So
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you know, let us all work to build a bright,
beautiful planet, a planet that we all share, a planet
of peace in the world is richer, better and more
beautiful than ever before. That happened, and it will happen.
So for all of his enmity, his earlier ribardative remarks
may have created. They at least had the virtue of
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reflecting Trump's sincerely held true conviction. He is persuasion, He's
at least believable when he adopts the sacoman language of
more conventional politicians. The more credible trumpet the un was
the one who warn the drug cartels that he would
blow you out of existence. Yeah, baby, yeah, But who
was a really good one? The Argentinian president? Oh hang type, hey, Michael.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Besides it being their sense of entitlement, if they weren't
such a bunch of darn lying criminals, they wouldn't need
to worry about it. Hey, Congress and Senators, let's just
be honest, good people and quit ripping off the taxpayers.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
How about that. She's not awake yet, she's just talking
in her man, Hey, listen, wake up, wake up. Speaking
of speaking of waking up, you know I got three
tiers of bosses, Well I got more than that. I've
I've got I got the dogs, I got the grandkids,
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I got my children, I got the spouse, and then
I got you know, Tepper, and then I got Turnbo,
and then I got you know, Brenda. Well one of
them is awake this morning. Uh oh yeah, turnbo's awake.
Can you believe that you're in trouble? Oh? Well, in fact,
in fact, I get I get a one word text. Well,
actually two, I get careful and the snake eyes, you know,
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the emoji snake eyes like I'm looking at you, I'm
looking at you like the side eye or whatever on
the side of the side eyes.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
I for one, would just like to say, I'm very
grateful that the fourth floors still were A badge reader
now works.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Thank you? Oh very good. What a kids, what a
great kiss ass job you did right there? Are you
sure it still works because perhaps the drainage problem that's
short circuited, it's not working again. That would just be
the tops right there.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I for one do not mind using the stairs to
go to the restroom on the third floor. Well, it
depending if that one works, and I don't mind going
down to the first floor to use the restroom at all.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Good cardio, Wait a minute, twenty two, I know how
many steps are It's eleven steps per flight. Twenty two steps.
That's good, Cardio. That's better than none. Well, true, that's true.
It's true. So I would suggest to the to the
second level boss that he talked to the third level boss,
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because they may want to figure out that. Well, I
wrep them apart all the time.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
I just wouldn't mind another six weeks of bathroom construction
here on the fourth floor.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I think you can probably get that. I think your wish.
Shelby granted the guy.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
As I was leaving yesterday, the guy was painting in
the fourth floor men's room. So they're they're making progress
over on our side. I just feel bad that women.
Now the women have to go all the way to
the hill.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
They have to go to the first floor. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I saw Mandy as I was leaving too. She was like,
this is not fun, Mandy, you can just wear diapers.
Come on, she wants a Dione Sanders sideline.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Okay, So so so the secrets out Turnbo now knows
that we mock management on this program. I guess we'll
have to stop. Was it a secret? Let's get to
let's get back to Trump and the United Nations. And
I hope, I hope that listener wakes up gets out
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of that whatever that nightmare she's having thinking that Congress
is going to just be honest with us. Not in
my lifetime, sweet Art, not in my lifetime. I want
to talk about Argentina for a second, because while Trump
really did give an amazingly good presentation at the United Nations,
the speech that should be carried around the world is
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not getting enough attention. Javey A. Malay, the president of Argentina. Now,
Argentina has experienced a cyclical relationship with socialism and communism.
They've kind of shifted between interventionists and so called populist policies,
and occasionally they'll dabble in market oriented reforms, but never
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enough to really turn to a market oriented economy, but
just enough to make people think, you know, kind of
like members of our Congress, just make us think that
they really do care about free markets. In the early
to mid twentieth century, leaders like Juan Pern implemented really
strong state interventionists, nationalized the strong interventionist policies. They they
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nationalized industries, they expanded social welfare. Sounds like our country,
doesn't it, And that laid the foundation to pronism, not
Prony's disease, pronism, if you get the joke, that is deep,
that is deeply entrenched in Argentinian politics. Back in the
seventies and the eighties, Argentina just oscillated between further socialist
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style policies. They invoked protectionism, price controls, they had heavy subsidies,
and coupled with that military rule that brought about austerity
and repression, kind of like the Greeks, really bad chronic
inflation that always having currency crises, all plagued the economy
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as all these populous programs, all this populace spending proved unsustainable.
They didn't have enough growth, they didn't have sufficient exports.
So the economy was just well, it was in the
crapper all the time. And every time someone came along
and tried to fix it, they lasted about. They either
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got you know, they got killed, or they got you
right out of office, or they got defeated in the
next election. And then comes along Javier Malay. This guy
absolutely amazing in my opinion. Now, he suffered some defeats
recently in some I forget whether it was local or
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congressional elections. But be still, my beating heart be or
whatever that stupid phrase is. I think he will survive.
He's cut inflation in half, he's reduced the size of
the federal government significantly, he's cut off a lot of
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the social welfare programs America, look to the South. You
ought to be jealous. He gave a speech nine minutes.
Now you're gonna hear all nine minutes, but all not
at once, because there's too many things in this speech
that we ought to pay attention to in this country,
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and not only because of what he says about globalist
policies that we've been affected by and which to give.
Don't get me wrong, Trump's got credit for trying to
get rid of these two, but this is coming from
a guy who's the president of a country that was
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a crap whole country. I've been to Argentine. I love
Buenos Aires. Go over to Mendoza in the Wine Country.
Oh my gosh, it's gorgeous. I love Argentina and they
have really damn good stakes too. Listen to this. We'll
posit as we go through it, because this guy is
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speaking truth to all of those caricatures and characters and
comedy people that really do make up the Star Wars
bar scene that we call the United Nations. And if.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I'm sorry, what if you miss any of these, go
to Michael says go here dot com. You can hear
the whole speech there. Okay, good, Here we go at.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Some point, and, as often happens with most of the
bureaucratic structures that we humans create, this organization stopped upholding
the principles outlined in its founding declaration and began to mutate.
An organization that had been conceived.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Really good, This organization that had, you know, really good intentions,
like most governments, mutates into something that we don't even
recognize today. You don't think the founding fathers would look
at what we're doing today and go, wait, wait, wait
a minute, where'd you get that? We We never we
didn't allow for that in the Constitution? What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Steeved essentially as a shield to protect the realm of men,
transformed into a multi tentacled leviathan that's to decide not
only what each nation state should do, but also how
all the citizens of the world should live.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
It's morphed into this leviathant, this giant, amorphous blog that
has decided that not only are they going to show
nations of the world how they have to behave, but
also how all citizens of the world should live. This
is exactly what the United Nations is doing in fink.
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That's what many authoritarian tyrannical governments all around the world
do we're going to tell you how to live.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
This is how we went from an organization that pursued
peace to an organization that imposes an ideological agenda on
its members regarding a myriad of issues that pertain to
human life in society. The model of the United Nations
that had been successful, whose origins we can trace back
to the ideas of President Wilson, who spoke of a
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society of peace without victory and was based on the
cooperation of nation states, has been abandoned. It has been
replaced by a model of supernational governance, by international bureaucrats
who intend to impose a certain way of life on
the citizens of the world.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
It's been overtaken by bureaucrats, by these little you know,
maggots that now want to tell you how to live.
Wait a minute, I don't answer to the United Nations.
I'm not a citizen of the United Nations. I'm a
citizen of the freaking United States of America, and I
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don't want some organization that can't operate an elevator or
an escalator, can't operate a speaker system, a PA system,
can't operate a teleprompter. I don't want them telling me
how to live. If you can't do those things, you
certainly can't tell me how to live. He goes on
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to just eviscerate them.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
That's next, Hey, Michael, speaking of Argentina and Perone, don't
you think AOC looks a lot like and sounds like
a Vita Peron. Don't cry for me, Americanos. You are
supposed to have been capitalists.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
It's all over. Just vote for AOC. Goodbye, goodbye America. Yeah,
let's get her on the on the west steps of
the US Capitol and she can over there on one
of the sides, on one of the kind of patios
that's over there on the on the side of the
steps going down the west side of the Capitol, and
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she can stand there and she can flail her arms
and sing, and you know, maybe put on some of
those metal boots like Madonna where sometimes and she can sing,
don't cry from the Argentina. That'd be fantastic, wouldn't it.
There's no sense in restarting the speech for malay. We
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only have less than a minute to go here. But
the reason that I mean, at some point, he says,
this organization stop upholding the principles outlined against outlined in
its founding declaration. In this very house that claims to
protect human rights, they have allowed the entry of bloody
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dictatorships such as those of Cuba and Venezuela without the
slightest reproach. In this very house that claims to defend
the rights of women, it allows countries that punish their
women for showing skin to join the Committee for the
Elimination of Discrimination against Women. In this very house, there
is a systemic voting pattern against the state of Israel,
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which is the only country in the Middle East that
defends liberal democracy while simultaneously demonstrating a total inability to
respond to terrorism. He just rips them apart. So let's
do this. Come back after the break, get the news,
the traffic, the weather, all of that. I can tell
you what it is. The news is well, the world's
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going to hell in a hand basket, the traffic sucks,
and the weather's gonna be nice today. Okay, dragon, let's skip.
Let's just go straight to the next segment. We got
it all covered. Oh never mind, you have to listen
to ABC News until you'll get that, and then we'll
come back and listen. You'll get the falsehoods of ABC
News and then you'll get the truth from Halvey A. Malay.
That's what we'll do today. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna roll,
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I'm gonna road. We'll be right back