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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Michael.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It seems the whole authoritarian idea you know that's floating
around here in America is getting steam, and it's really ridiculous.
Here's a good example. One of my coworkers, who's a
very level headed guy, said to me, he thinks that
ICE is gonna start eventually taking people south of the
border and it's going to become like Germany. I thought
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to myself, that's nuts, No, that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh, they had voice in.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Michael. I took your advice, and I'm listening to your
podcast while I'm at least half drunk, and let me
tell you, you make a hell of a lot more
sense when I'm inebriated.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Michael, I'm gonna watch the rest of sixty minutes because
I want to see what else they say. But they
have the Utah governor on talking about the Harley Kirk
assassination and he just wants Americans to stop shooting each other.
But what do they go to for the few stories
that they're going to pick out to talk about, First
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Democratic politicians getting shot up in their houses burned down.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
I'm mad over the weekend. Bill Clinton's nineteen ninety five
State of the union speech that talked about immigration resurfaced
on x It is absolutely startling to see how the
Democrat Party thought of immigration thirty years ago versus now.
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They have kept moving the goalposts every time since then.
Great reporting and a graph from the Common Sense Institute.
It shows in Colorado what our effective tax rate would
be if you included fees. Back in two thousand and one,
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it would be almost six percent at total for a
tax rate with the fees included, but in twenty twenty
four over twelve and a half percent. Stunning what fees
have done in Colorado.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Michael. During junior high I used to get up at
three in the morning. I'd set the alarm so I
could watch the Three Stooges. Now that I'm older, I
get up and listen to the two Stooges. It's amazing
how things stay the same even though they've changed.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Good Morning's with South Dakota.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
How long is sixty minutes? On?
Speaker 7 (02:39):
Anyway, Everyone have a great day.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
I'm not sure if you covered this months ago, but
there was a great observation by someone who said, look
at parks and they'll tell you all you need to
know about the surrounding area. If there are young families
and children running around in the parks, says something. If
there's drug addicts and crime in the parks says something else.
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And these two things are mutually exclusive. I wonder if
Brittany Petterson would take her kids to Civic Center Park now.
Speaker 9 (03:11):
Mourning, Michael, Kamala Harris got what she asked for, she
said the night before.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You have to fight fire with fire.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Brannie, I got some great news for you.
Speaker 10 (03:23):
You're up to thirteen listeners. I got you a new
girl tuning in up and still Water, Minnesota. You're welcome.
Good morning, Michael. In the Bible, before Jesus ascended into heaven,
he instructed his disciples, if they didn't have to sword,
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to sell their cloak and buy one.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Now.
Speaker 10 (03:49):
The reason is Jesus protected his disciples when he was
on earth, but once he ascended to Heaven, they were
responsible for their own safety. Of today seem to depend.
Speaker 11 (04:02):
On Hey, Michael, I'm interested in trying to start concealed carrying.
But you know, if I'm just wearing cassule pants and
a bowlo shirt or a like a Hawaiian fringe shirt,
you know, am I wearing a holster on my hip?
Or a strap on, and give me some suggestions of
what's best or easiest.
Speaker 12 (04:22):
Michael, chuck. Schumer likes to refer to our democracy a lot.
He uses that phrase a lot. I think what he's
talking about is his democracy. Well, I'm sorry, I don't
know if I could say his, because I'm not a biologist, Michael.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Given that men can become pregnant, I mean, if we
deny that, we're denying science. So when a woman gives birth,
it comes out to birth canal, but a man is special.
If it comes out front, is the baby called a
dickhead or if it comes out the back a shitthead?
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No offense to the baby, Michael.
Speaker 13 (05:02):
I just have to chuckle that clip of the Bernie
Sanders rally. It just reminds me of those that are
eating their own. You cannot reason with unreasonable people, and
everybody in that situation is unreasonable. They're all just unreasonable together.
I just I find it so funny, and I keep
chuckling because it reminds me of spoiled children beyond.
Speaker 11 (05:25):
Spoil Look, Michael, I'm not sure what your problem with
Bernie Sanders is, but you can't beat that guy with
the stick.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
His security is way.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Too good, Michael.
Speaker 12 (05:36):
Those women screaming at the Bernie Sanders rally probably should
be checked for rabies. Just saying the illegal to be
the superintendent was Michelle Obama's chief of staff. I think
you're leaving that out of the story.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
It's mister Kirk to you, blank blank blank.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Hey, Mikey Dragon, good morning, Michael.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
If the Department of Justice the FBI start digging deep enough,
you don't think they can find out if Omar is
here illegally or can be deported.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Michael. While we may not have bazillions of dollars like
ir Omar and whoever else is in a capital group,
but we do have a clean conscience. And I would
rather be able to sleep at night and to say
I love you to my family and to be honest
with my neighbor than to have a bazillion dollars. So
I think that's the difference between the left and the right.
Speaker 12 (06:43):
Hey, Michael, listen, we want in on the action too here.
If you guys are going to form some type of
investment firm, you should call it what it needs to
be called, and.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
That's goober cap.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
We all want a piece of the action.
Speaker 12 (06:55):
Too, Michael, ilhan Omar's got some pretty good money, and
I don't blame her. Why wouldn't you come to America
if you can make this kind of money even when
you hate the country and are in Congress. The founding
fathers would be absolutely baffled that someone would come here
who hates the country and refuses to leave because she
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can make so much money while hating America and being
in Congress.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Michael is somebody who has not watched a single NFL
game in the last six years.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I do not care who they have as halftime entertainment
for the Super Bowl.