040424 300 Jeff's Bucket of Crap

 We have a wonderful update on Jameela the Fort Worth Zoo gorilla who got shipped to Cleveland! Diddy was uninvited from the MET Gala! Tiger Woods is banning s-e-x before the tourney! 

Episode Transcript

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I might get punished, might getpunished. Oh, I'm getting my eternal
reward. We're just talking about theafterlife. DC thinks something good is gonna
happen to him. I think it'llbe bad. I think he'll be strongly
punished. Yeah, for the wayhe carried on on this mortal coil.
Because it's gonna turn out that Godis a huge Stars fan, and he's

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like, dude, what the hell. Shortly after my God, I'm like,
notre dame. Sure that's not true. He's gonna be a USC fan.
It loves the Stars. I don'tthink there's any chance of that.
Shortly after my daughter first learned totalk, she told us that she was
she'd seen my grandfather, who'd beendead since I was in the sixth grade.

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And we asked her where and shesaid, when I was in Mommy's
Tommy. So I'm going there whereverthey were. Okay, that's where I
finally stay there. You know what, there, it can happen. I
have to find something because I thinkI remember who it was, but it's
related, that's right. I'll tellhim it about something, something for you.

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Yeah, Well, if you're gonnatell us something, then yeah,
you might have to put that offbecause right now we've got something to give
here. All we had to giveis what's in our bucket. Yeah,
yeah, I believe this is yours. Yeah yeah, inside the bucket of
crap. I was gonna tell youthis thing. I'm just remember who it

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was. My brain is telling meit was Nicholas Cage, but I'm not
gonna swear by it. I thinkit was Angie Harmon. No, her
dog got shot by an instant cart, which is not a reflection on Instacart.
I did hear Instacart. I believeadvertisers on the freak. Oh,
that's not a reflection on cart anyway. I thought you're gonna say it.

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I hear that instacrt really went outof their way to help out Angie car
No, I just pretty sure that. But thank you Instacart. I remember
if I was in the car,if I was streaming, but I'm pretty
sure I heard an instacart advertisements.I love instacart so much. That's gonna
be your everyone think of Angie Harmonand her dog. No, it was
uh I saw yesterday or the daybefore, but I don't think I put

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it into a doc to remember aboutNicholas Cage being reincarnated. I think he
said recently that he remembers being inthe womb. Interesting, like Mike pretends
to remember things from when he wasa baby, some people do remember one
hundred percent of the things that happened. I don't believe you. It's true,

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and I'm not pretending. There's thatlady from The Brady Bunch that they'll
test. I don't remember if it'sThe Brady Bunch. It's one of those
shows. You remember this. Ithink we talked about it at some point,
Mike. There's a sixty minutes wherea woman who's famous Mary There you
go, Yeah, that's it.Yeah, Mary Lou Hinter, that's it.
She remembers everything that's ever happened toher, and you can quizzer on

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it and she'll show you. She'slike, that must be terrible. Yeah
no, yeah, yeah. Iget frustrated I don't remember things, but
yeah no, yeah, yeah,yeah, no, yeah yeah. If
you listen to the tone, youcan tell it. I'm right. Don't
get bogged down by the words,just feel the flow. It's a vibe
sentence. And yeah. That alwaysinterests me because I can't remember anything I've

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ever learned. So the idea thatpeople could remember either A so many things
or B that early. I justassume your full of crap mic and I
don't mean to, I just do. Okay, you be you you offended.
I mean, I can't prove it, but I guarantee I wouldn't come

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on here and state it if itweren't. So you remember crawling, not
specifically, but I remember, youknow, some stuff that I was able
to do it. Okay, Soone of my friend Josh believe I'm keeping
an eye on is it just atthe start of every sentence we're gonna be

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I started a lot of sentences,weird, Mike. My friend Josh made
the point to me that your memories, so the ones that happened before you
learn language. Whenever you learn language, that's when you start to put together
stories and memories that occur before thatdon't have stories with them because that's not
how you experience them. But theemotions and the lessons still get absorbed.

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And now that I have a kid, I can feel some of that stuff,
you know, like there will betimes that she's feeling frustrated, especially
whenever she was pretty verbal, thatI do have the feeling come back to
me. And I can't tell youwhere I was, and I can't tell
you what anyone did you know,but there's something about like you just you
just know how you were in thatyou know, yeah, emphasizing to that

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ceiling and being like, oh,I feel like I can kind of remember
and again like no details anything,but just to send sation of laying on
your tummy and not being able toget up, I feel like I can
sort of put myself in that place. I'm Jeff, he's groups. We're
working with a couple of guys thatare making stuff up. You don't think

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you can hear the speakeasy ummm notm m mm hmm. Maybe lay on
your stomach the whole break. Ican try it now, see if it
comes back. I think these micswill reach down towards the floor anyway.
But that is not where I intendedto start Jeff's Bucket of Crap. I
intended to start Jeff's Bucket of Crapwith the most important thing going on and

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Dallas fort Worth. I think it'simportant that everybody stay up to day and
keep it moving. Seeing a lotof you when I'm out in public after
the show, I interact with tonsof listeners and they all ask the exact
same question, Hey, you gottafollow up on Jamila, and I'm like,
no, not really, not yet. Now I do the C section,

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the sea section gorilla that was bornat the uh, don't let me
put it in the wrong place isFort Worth Zoo, right yep ye,
And we had the doctor on whoperformed the sea section. Well to recap
a quick story here of that babyJamila. Baby Jamila's mom had to be
sedated or whatever, I don't knowwords so they could do the sea section.

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And so they think that might haveplayed into why Mama of Jamila either
was like I don't care, leaveme alone, You're not welcome here,
or maybe they just didn't even knowthat that is her offspring because hormonally it's
like, you know, didn't carryit full term, wasn't functional for the
birth right, and so they're like, ah, son of a bitch,

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how about that deadbeat mom? Allright, Well there's this other fembot gorilla
over here at the Fort Ward Zoothat has recently had babies and maybe she'll
you know, adopt little Jim.And that one was like, eh,
get her away from me. Andso Jamila cried in the corner for a
long time, and nobody wanted tohang out with Jamila. And I think

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her mental health is going to bepretty severely impacted. I would imagine that
there is if there is such athing as some sort of abandonment trauma in
gorilla. And they're like, there'sthose you can get to us, right
then, yes, Jamila is onehundred percent damaged emotionally. Yeah. Uh
So they were like, all right, well, we're going to scour the
country to try to find is thereany gorilla in the country that might bond

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with little Jamila and take this babyon as a surrogate mother. And so
they're like, all right, we'regonna try Cleveland. They sent that sucker
up to Cleveland, and it's working. That's great news. Hell yeah,
it's going good. It's going good. See good things can happen in Cleveland.

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Yeah yeah, yeah, not,but some things. Jamila is currently
bonding with a surrogate mother at hernew home in Ohio. Within moments of
meeting baby Jamila, Fredrika Freddy forshort, picked up Jamila from a nest
made by the zoo staff and cuddledher. How about that that marked the

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very first time three month old Jamilawas held by a female gorilla. Beautiful,
let's go, how sweet. That'swhat everybody asked me about. So
I wanted to let you guys nowFredrika appears to have accepted Jamila. That's
excellent as her little puppy. Wemust continue to follow this story. Well,

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I think the stories I mean basicallyover. Yeah, she found the
mom. We're I mean, we'llcheck the mom turns on her. Well,
then we'll have a story of babyGorilla ripped limb from limb by big
gorilla. And then we'll cover thatstory of course real quick. Then move
on because it wouldn't be as happy. But we have TAYI. We've got
to keep it moving. We dofredrikas old as hell, forty nine years

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old taking on a new baby.Good for her. Hit other news.
I don't mean to step on anyone'stoes, but I do have a daily
Diddy. Oh please, as muchdid he talk as we can get in
the show? I support okay,because if you have a daily Diddy,

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it'll turn out to be a dailydouble Diddy, or a double dose of
daily Diddy, double daily Diddy,double daily Diddy, double dose of Daily
Diddy, the Quad D Double DailyDiddy Dose, still just Quad four D's
for you is what we'll call thisreport. Diddy is off the Met Gala

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guest list. No, can theyeven have it now? Diddy is reportedly
uninvited from the Met Gala Gala Gala. You a Galla guy game, But
what do I know? His homeshave obviously been raided by federal investigators,

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and reports say that the music mogulhas been removed from the guest list for
the May event in New York thanksto the recent drama. It's a big
deal because he's usually a fixture atthe event. A source claims that the
industry has quote distanced itself from Diddywhile he combats accusations of sex trafficking and
another federal investigation. Diddy has deniedany wrongdoing. My only thought when I

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heard this very sad news about Diddywas how many people that are going to
the Met Gala Gala have at onepoint been close with Diddy and are like,
please, God, don't raid myhouse, or maybe don't know him
at all, but just do similarthings in their own life. Yeah,
there might be some of that too. It's not zero on both counts.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, AndI your point, Mike, I don't
know how they'll do it without him. I also have no idea what that
event is or what they do there, But I don't know how they'll carry
on without Diddy. I know it'sa lot of rich people and they're all
standing around, probably talking about allthat they're up to and how important they

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are. I'm trying to outdo eachother. I've been to the Dallas Stars
Gala one time and out did thesame kind of thing go on there.
I I mean I I wore ablazer and we sat at tables. Well,
what was everybody else wearing? Uh? It was kind of cowboy themed,

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I think for the players, soit wasn't too fancy. You did
have some jeans and boots. Whatabout for the Hoy POLOI some of the
Hoy poloy were suited all the wayup. There's some suit but no tuxes
or anything like that. I don'tknow because I don't at first glance,
know the difference between a suit anda tux because I don't like to wear
either one sure, so I don'tknow what a gala is much less the

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met Gala gala and so I don'tknow what they do. Well, I
know that some of them require tuxes, and that if you don't do the
tux thing then you're probably but nowadaysgoing to be invited. Nowadays, don't
the rich people do very different thingsin fashion, Like they're not going to
be there in a black suit witha white undershirt. They're gonna be in

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there in hammer pants with nipple clampsor whatever. Like we do wild stuff
now in fashion. Well, yeah, you can do wild stuff in certain
situations. But for a gala,a gala, they just go straight,
yeah, straight and narrow. Yeah. No, the met gala they go
crazy stuff every time. They gonutty, Yeah, all right, nutty,
like what I'm gonna check twenty twentythree, No tucks, outfits,

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almost no tests. It's more ofthe ladies than the men. The men
might go with, but I betit's weird tuxes. I bet it's the
women drive the whole thing, forsure. But diamond studded bucks they like
to get. They're guys in tuxes. Oh yeah. Asap Rocky was really
jamming. See like if you seejust the top half of the picture,
he'd be like, oh yeah,he's in a tux or something, and

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then you scroll down and you're like, oh, where are his bagpipes?
He was wearing like a kilt lookingthing. This is what a Lil nas
x for to the met Gala.Okay, now he's gonna be He's gonna
push the boundaries for us. Ibet he's like a power ranger. It's
pretty bad ass. That's not atuxi though. No, that's not a
tuxi though. That looks like it'smade out of steel. Yeah, Jenna

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Ortega had an interesting look. Okay, so yeah, they just do.
So this is just a thing wherethey all go and they're like, yes,
what's up, guys. I've seenThe Ladies Oceans eleven movies, So
if you have any more questions aboutthe met Gala, I'm prepared to answer
them. Pedro Pascal looked funny.Who's he Last of Us? The Last
of Us? And he's the Mandalorian, right yeah? Yeah, and he

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is uh Narcos and he is Princeof Dorn in Game of Throats. Oh
that's right. Yeah, he tookdown the mountain in the Game of Thrones,
but then he got cocky and costhim and the mountain ended up smashing
his head. You just named fourprojects that he was involved in. I
am O for four. See canwe find something Pedro Pascal has done.

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I'm just gonna tell you it's probablyno. See the Second Equalizer, The
Seconder movie wasn't bad, shoopy.Do you know what he looks like?
He's got dark hair. Honestly,it kind of looks like Josh Campbell,

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our friend, like a more SpanishJosh campbellish. Yeah. I think I've
seen pictures of him on time ortwo, but that's about it. Was
he. I mean, I gavethat. I did give the Last of
Us a try, but couldn't hang. He did something with No, surely

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not. He was not in NeigoMontoya and The Princess Bride, but something
in his No, no, absolutelynot, but it's not old enough,
right, But he did something insome sort of redo of it serialized remake.
Because I was just thinking I waslike Montoya serialized remake of The Princess
Bride told in short chapters featuring celebritiesat home during quarantine pictures him. Yeah,

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I'm probably out on that too,but anyway, did he's not allowed?
And they said, nah, man, why don't you just why don't
you just keep it home. Howmany people that will be at the met
Gala this year will in the futurehave their homes raided over? Under two
and a half? I mean,whatever it is, it's way different than
the number that ought to think thatthose folks get away with quite a bit.

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Yeah, for that reason, I'lltake the under. What now?
What? What's the time for restrainhere forever? Yeah? Just anytime in
the future what we have can getthe two, then I'll take the over.
I'll take the over. Okay,well, no, like we don't
like if it's after we die,didn't but you think while we're alive,
at least three people that are goingto be there will have a home rated?

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Sure? Can I tease it downto one and a half? I
mean we have to have another betthat you're teasing. Do you have any
favorites that you think it'll happen to? I mean i'd have to see the
list imgation list invite list four.He's lucky. He won't be invited except

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cookies. Let me see what isthe met Gaila. I should probably read
that paragraph. I don't care aboutlast year's theme. You said you had
a guest list, you said youhad it. Who will host it will
be hosted by Zendeia. I thinkshe's all right. Jennifer Lopez probably all

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over the diddy stuff. But shesnuck in the gun that did he used
to shoot uh someone and then blamedon Shine and then in Factor. And
she's been around a rod a lot. He's pretty shady. She's made the
roans. Chris Hemsworth, don't telldon't tell me you think Chris Chris Hemsworth
is into the bad He's probably allright if he's in. If he's involved

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in dark things, I bet he'smore of a victim than Yeah. I
bet they were done to him becausehis fat depressed thor was very believable.
Yeah, man, that sucks.That's a good point. And Bad Bunny,
those are our chairs of the eveninghas bad Will Bad Bunny ever be
involved in drug smuggling? I don'twant to weigh in that. I'm sure

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that he won't. I will saythat I'm sure that he will wow and
probably already has been. It iseasier to be involved in the drug game
if you're closer to places they bringthem in from out of country and bad
Bunnies A Miami guy right and putyou in the game if you want to
be. And I'm not saying thathe wants to be, because I don't

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know that text in who do youthink is a celebrity whose home will be
rated soon? Because they've been upto stuff? And I'll read them Jeff's
Bucket of Crap Topic number three TigerWood's news. Oh boy, he's getting
ready to compete at the Masters nextweek, and he is gonna say when

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he shows up, Hey, Tigeris taking drastic measures to ensure he's ready
to play. Okay, we're gonnaget quotes from a friend. I love
one. Friends give quotes someone closeto tells us they're so objective. Quote

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He's focused, says a friend ofthe forty eight year old golfer. He's
working really hard in the gym.He's eating right, he's a limited A
lot of chicken and brown rice.Yes, a lot of squash, A
lot of squash, chicken and brownrice. He's eliminated sex. Tiger is

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not blinking. That's never a badidea, because what what do you mean?
What do you Sex is fun?Why wouldn't you want it? Doesn't
aiden focus? You know? That'sjust a that's just a a concept of
mine lately. Okay, okay,that's just sent me something very naughty.

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It's something you've been working on lately. Is not humping h Come on,
come on, life the dream cometrue for you. That's not good for
the upcoming Blue Cheo Live spot,Mike, we got to get you back
in the game here about sixty secondsif I could talk you into how fun

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it is get you back in thequote from the friend there, he does
that now when he's preparing no sexuntil the tournament's over. He doesn't want
anything to take away his focus.Boy, imagine how he's going to be

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spraying at Monday morning. Didn't haveto say it that way, just when
he's back on the practice course.Right, Yeah, maybe maybe not.
Could have a couple of different meanings. Tiger is currently single, which which
means it's not wrong when he comeson to a Perkins waitress, he's free

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and clear, Yes, right aroundthe corner a story. When he does
it then, because he's not married, I can't breathe right right now.
The phrasing that you went with,Thomas, that got me. Uh.
There is a debate in the worldabout is that something that is a good

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idea or not. You know what, that's sports related. Maybe the sports
segment will run short and we cancircle back, But we got to go
because coming up next, it's timefor Hollywood Swinging with TC. Julie on
vacation. This week, TC,where are you going to take us?
We'll get the real Daily Diddy,which includes intrigue and even murder. Now,

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I don't like the way you saidreal. I thought I crushed it
by announcing that he wasn't going tothe gala.