April 12, 2024 • 24 mins
We wrap up Audio Boxes with a rousing game of “What about ham?” Then we have fun with Wireless Mike Rhyner!
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We need to thank our lovely hostsout here at Omnipga Frisco Resort. It
is freaking incredible. You can comeout here. Their courses are public,
you can book those tea times.We're staring at a couple acres worth of
green out in front of us,which if you bring a putter and some
balls you can put around on.They got a bunch of different restaurants and
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all those sorts of things you don'thave to have like a room at the
Omni or whatever. You can justcome out here and do these things.
It's a badass resort, super cool, and we appreciate them having us out
here. Thirteen dining options are yougetting me? That's what the gut.
So thank you to them. Welove it. And now we have one
final segment of our broadcast day,and Julie, I think we got a
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we have a hangover from last segment. We have a hangover, yeah,
a little bit of a hangover,and we're basically just gonna have a what
about hand party? Here? Okay, what about hand party? That makes
a lot of sense? Uh huhhere, not everything makes sense, but
what about ham party? If you'vebeen listening now, that makes sense.
So, if you'll remember, yesterdayI debuted some new audio where I snuck
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up on my unsuspecting children and askedthem a simple question, what about Ham?
This is what that sounded like.I have a question for you.
What about Ham? What? Whatabout Ham? Ham? Yeah? So
what what about Ham? Hm?I'm good, I don't know. Never
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mind, I have a question foryou, what about Ham? Talking about
Ham? What about Ham? What? What do you mean? What about
Ham? I don't know? Interestingquestion? What about Ham? I cam?
Okay, ball talking about Ham?Talking about what about Ham? I
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was writer Nanna my eight year oldson and five year old daughter being asked
what about Ham? And that's whatthat sounded like. And yesterday we put
out the call for some of ourfreaks and Glenn's to do the same with
their children. And you know what, No, they didn't they listen?
How would they get it to us? Did they email? Groups? They
listened? Emails and dog, Yes, it worked, It really does work.
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I think KT might have gone acouple, but I haven't been forwarded
those. Oh okay, but itlooks like we do have about four?
Is that right, Grooby damn?Right? Okay, let's start with Heather
and let's hear what Heather's kids hadto say when she asked them, what
about Ham? What about Ham?What? What about Ham? What about
Ham? Blow about hamm? Yes, I guess yes about him. I'm
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just gonna say, yes Ham,Yes, who's Ham? Yes? Yes,
I think yes, yes, Yes, that's a good answer. Yeah,
I think yes. It is agreat answer to what about Ham?
That child knows they need to justagree with their mom. Whatever it is
that your mom is saying. Justsay yes, and there's nothing that's not
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agreeable about Ham. Right, Soyes is a great answer. I'm like
my sassy five year old daughter.We're talking about Ham. Yes, Yes
I am honey. Just go withthe flow. Just listen to your mom
say yes. Here's what happened whenAnthony asked his kids what about Ham?
Say Addie, what what about Ham? What about Ham? What about Ham?
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Let? Does do you what aboutHam? Addie? I don't know?
What about Ham? I don't know? You don't know about him?
Yes? Yeah, that kid justwanted to cry, what did what does?
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My kid was stressed out, myGod, taking out all their frustrations
on the what about Ham question?And that is kids in a nutshell.
Yeah, if they're in a mood. It doesn't matter what you say.
They're just gonna argue with you andget stressed out. Oh, Anthony,
that is funny. That is awesomethat your daughter is a handful. That
sounds like it do to you.Oh my gosh. Okay, let's move
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forward. This is what happened whenour listener Andrew asked his children what about
Ham? Hey? What about Ham? What about Ham? What about Ham?
What about it? How about whatabout hand? That for me?
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Why does it make kids so angrywhen you ask what about ham? It's
a simple question. One more,it's not a simple question. It is
it really is. This is whathappened when Jay asked his kids what about
Ham? How was your day atschool? Were you? Were you a
good girl? Awful? Oh youdid? What about Ham? I eat
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all of them? Yeah? Whatabout Ham? I ate my hand?
Cool? The kid actually was eatingham just a moment before. Oh wow,
I ate all of my hand.Yeah. How's your day at school?
I threw a fit. It's anhonest kid. I got so much
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trouble Todd. Kids are so funny. Oh man, thank you you have
her Anthony, Andrew and Jay forasking your kids what about him and sending
it into us. We now havea roving reporter, mister Mike Reiner,
who's on the scene. He ison the scene out here and it is
getting busy. Yes, we areworking the room. Yeah, for out
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here at the Discovery Playground and pointsbeyond, which is presented by UT Southwestern.
Okay you're reading. Yes, that'sright, that's what I'm doing.
I'm trying to set the scene hereif you don't mind, all right,
I'm standing on a big driveway outhere. Just on the other side of
it, there's a nice putting greenthat's being used by millions right now.
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So yeah, that's pretty much whatwe're doing. And a bunch of Glenn's
are getting out of here with theirwinnings from Vivid Golf, a bunch of
sea people winning wedges and bags,kicking ass and team. Look at this
guy, Yeah, he just deboxeda new bag over there. Yeah,
that's a good looking Vivid Golf.Yeah, man, let me go talk
to this guy find out if heknows the answer to the Okay, we
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will one mythical quiz. Yeah,hello, sir, how I'm doing really
good? But enough about me,what about you? I'll do a fantastic
You see this new vivid golf bagthat I just want to get that that's
pretty swinky. Man. Are youa golfer? Do you like golf?
I love golf. Enjoyed watching theMasters up here, A little above scratch
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golfer, though, I'd say it'sa good day if I shoot in the
nineties. Oh no, okay,that bag bag help. Yeah, the
bag will help. At least you'lllook good while you're shooting above and above
ninety. That's the plan. That'sthe plan. But do you know who
I am? Mike Rener, misterDallas who can't get Frisco? Right?
Apparently we'll take that Dallas? Whatabout Ham? What about him? A
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good spiral? Ham can't beat it. It's good stuff to beat a good
old country spiral. Ham. Let'sgo. That's all you got on him?
I think that's about it. Ifollow up, what do you put
on him? Usually? What agood good, good good good spread of
mayo? Man' a mao guy.Absolutely, I know somebody on the cruise
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not I don't think if I remembercorrectly, Yeah, I believe that would
be him. Yeah, well youdo that thing you do, man,
Thank you for listening to the littlefreaking thank you for showing up here today.
Yeah, let's see. Let's wanderup this way. You're listening to
what some of these people might notbe quite so uh familiar? Yeah,
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or forgiving. Let's go over hereand looking to see what we go.
You're gonna coss the hell out ofsomebody. She doesn't want to talk to
you. Excuse me, ladies,May I sit here for just a second?
Crap? Oh no, the receiptthey're very accommodating. Yeah, they're
responsible for the broadcast. Don't offendthem. Yes, they are very important.
Firstly talkative one here is it?It looks like it'd be you.
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You already talked to her today.I've already talked to her. No,
I haven't talked to her today.Yeah, okay with him. Let me
talk to you then? Can Italk to you? Oh? Come on,
don't be shy, don't be shy. It's all good. What's your
name? We're not coming by?Jessica? Jessica, Jessica. What do
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you do in this world to makeit better? Oh? She's freezing up
here. Well, in a caselike this, there's only one other thing
I need to know. What aboutham is. Just tell me what about
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Ham? When you think of Ham? What do you think of He's the
kindest person I know. You knowa person named Ham? Who's Ham?
Yeah? Who were talked about here? Darvinham, Josh Hamilton? Who?
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No? I know? I saidHam, not him? Did I not
make that clear? I don't know, Mike, I don't know. I
got an accent. I agree Hamis kind is very kind. Yeah,
I think he can not make thatclear. He's not wrong, Mike,
You're okay? Good broad Cart Whatabout Ham? I don't like lunch meat?
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Yeah? Ok? Any kind it'sa good answer. No, I
don't trust it. Why. Idon't know. It can stay in a
package and it just it's the theM word that no one likes. And
I just don't like lunch meat.What's there? What's the M word that
no one likes? Moist? Ohit is moist? Yeah said it?
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What's your name? Nicole? Doyou know who I am? Mike?
You know what radio station? Thisis? Ninety seven won the Free She
does all right? I like you? How are you? Ladies? Carry
on to that way that you do? Yeah? You want a little a
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little of this? You want atall? Right? Where else? Should
I go the people out there?Okay, all right, a little of
this. Find out if that guywho's got that box of wedges knows our
station or if he just got freestuff. Okay, you took off.
He's talk. You're good. You'regood, You're good wherever you want to
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go. Let's talk with Billy here. Okay, okay, So what is
your name? Joshua Daniel? JoshuaDaniel? I got two first names?
Oh so, uh do you knowour station? Do you know who I
am? I do? I've beenlistening to he since nineteen ninety six,
ninety seven? Wow, what's myname? Say my name? He's the
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old gray wolf. Excellent? Whatabout him? Well? I like to
do a ham with a little honeyglaze on the outside, little butter,
little honey, a little roasted overtime. You get it, real nice
and succulent, real moist and isthe best ham? Yeah? Moist seems
to be a word that goes prettywell together. Yeah, you can ask
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me a question. Sure, whatabout eggs? Yuck? Yuck, yuck
and double yuck. I am donewith you firing a guy. That's right.
He had a pretty good hand answer. Yeah, he did about ham?
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Any other place anythink blue shirt guyright here? Yeah, he's acting
kind of crazy. Which blue shirtguy? We've got about three of them
here, light light blue, lightblue, straight ahead with the box,
the box? What's in the ball? He looks like he's ready to party.
All right, sir, I've beencommissioned to ask you a couple of
questions. I don't care. Whowant the bag I've been I've been commissioned
to talk to you absolutely whatever youneed information, phone numbers. What's your
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name? My name is Eric.What's you're scene, Eric? What do
you do for a living in thisworld? How do you make your way?
So? What I do is Isell undergarments to adult males and adult
females. Color underwear. So ifyou ever need any thongs, cheeky bottoms,
I got it. I got plentyof them, but we're always up
for more. There we go.The elastic wear is probably on the ones
you wear. So I can getyou dialed in some good product. Excellent,
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excellent. I need to talk toyou. Yeah, I got a
business car heir for you. Okay, get it, get it while you're
getting it. What about him?I love him, especially like Christmas holiday.
I love it in my eggs littleYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. Wait did he really giveyou a I sell underwear business career?
Yeah he did, he did.Oh yeah he did. And you
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know what, I might take himup on. Gu Yes, I have
it. Can always use some goodundies. I have a couple of pair
of those. I think Baker Mayfieldwas pushing him back in the day,
and I bought a couple of pairs. Yeah, I got some of the
mondies. Man. Y'all were reallyvibing until he mentioned eggs. Yeah,
yeah, we were, we were. He jacked you up with that.
Yeah, kind of kind of killedthe vibe. I thought we were,
you know, really we got here. So many people out here that are
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in suspecting. That's then one aboutham Okay, which one? Which one?
Do you want? Girls? Thegirls walking by straight that's illegal?
Yeah, that is okay. Thenthe dad and the mom and the baby
right there, go go go,go go go, sir, you and
that ring Jersey speed walking in ownerof the mest You got to talk to
you here for a second if youdon't mind. Okay, what's your name,
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Dylan, Dylan? Where you liveDylan Solana Solina? All right,
and here things are pretty really poppingup there. Yeah, they got my
whole neighborhood shut down. Only oneexit, now, is that right?
What are you gonna do about that? Just take that one exit. That's
all we can do. Is yourwife and baby here, right? What
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about Ham What about it? Youtell me? No, it goes good
on a sandwich, and I knowit goes good with the Eastern Ham Hamm.
That's what I know about it.That's what I know about. To
carry on that way that you do. Brother. Oh, he was great,
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that's what I know about She wasa simple man. Terrible. No,
that was great. God, Iloved his answer about his neighborhood.
I don't know what brought it aboutthat. They shut it all down except
one exit. But wait, whereare you going? Oh no, I'd
love to talk to these over here, but you know, they got a
whole gaggle of people and carrying ona little bit. Don't be intimidated.
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You got the mic. You're liveon the radio. Yeah, it brings
you power, Yeah, it does. You have the power of Ham.
All right, I'm going to getout here right in the middle of this
gaggle. There we go, Therewe go. You're live on the radio.
If we have so much evidence ofa nine person gaggle. Oh my
gosh, rapid fire them all right, madam? What's your name? You're
hiding? What's your trip? Mytrip? Yeah? Like what do I
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do? Yeah? Hang out withmy family and kids? How many kids
you got too? What about him? Oh? I like him. It's
a little salty, a little salty. Ham's a little salty. Huh.
I never had really thought of himbeing salty. Let's talk to this lovely
lady right here, madam? Whatis your trip? My trip? Yeah?
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You're going to Europe when in twomonths like her actual trip? Are
you going to stow away? No? I'm not stowing away. I'm going
to stay. Oh is this yourhusband over here? He's not? Would
you like for him to be?I can probably arrange that real quick right
here. I'm good that way.Could marry a Yeah, we can get
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you married right here, right now. I am perfect. What about him?
I don't like it? So yousay nay to him? Huh?
Did you hear this? Did youhear this? She said nay to him?
She's got problems. Her birthday mustbe really not a good day.
Yeah, do you like Turkey betterthan Ham? Sir? No, turkey
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is the worst driest meat you canhave, fair and you prefer ham like
ribs. It's superior meat. Howlover is? You're good? Okay,
Well go ahead and have yourself someham today. Yeah yeah yeah, or
maybe some turkey, maybe some reallydry turkey. Does that sound good?
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Would you like that? Oh?Wow? I think he's reprimanding them.
No. I think what he saidis dead balls on Turkey is awful.
It is the worst sandwich meat.It is awful, awful, awful.
The only way turkey is okay isif you smoke it, because it's the
only way you can keep it moist. Turkey sucks. Okay, let's go
over here. I like that.People are shaking their heads blas thirty yards
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away all right. Now here isa guy who looks like he's up for
something. What's your name, sir? Ray? What? Ray? Ray?
Okay? Ray? He's getting up, he's standing up. He's challenging.
Yeah, he is challenging, challenging. Where you're from? I am
from trum, Texas crumb? Sure, all right? Do you know who
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I am? You are the greatMike Rinder. Do you know who those
people are? Jeff Kevanaugh Julie Dobbs, And that's right, that's Ivonne.
You gotta be careful around him.He's the majority right now and he knows
it. Stay to be careful aroundyou, though. No, no,
no, not no. I'm easy, man, I mean I I'm too
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old to not be easy. Yeah. You gotta be careful around Julie for
sure. What about him? Ilove it. I've been eating it all
day long, all day long.Hey, I've got to make a bag
of it. I got all Itake for lunch is ham, Ham chunks,
damn chunks, damn chunks. I'mmaking myself. I'll gonna be across
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the street. I'm working right acrossthere, so I figured I'm gonna bring
me some ham. That's what I'mhaving for lunch. You're our guy.
What a hero? What a hero? Yeah? Man, you are our
guy. You can't beat that ham. An' done yet? We can be
done. We can be done.We can slam together some home run picks
and then get the hell out ofhere. All right, Well, check
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me out here. I've got aRangers line up for you. The Rangers
who Mike says they suck and ifthey lose to the Astros tonight, he
said he's gonna quit being a fanof the Rangers. I don't believe it.
The home run order for the eveningis the Glenn's select first. Now
Raf already harassed me in a breakand gave me the Glenn pick. Then
we will be followed by Mike,then will be followed by me. Julian
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Grubs scoreboard, We're all embarrassing.Mike has a point, the Glenn's have
a point. Everybody else has adonut. Rangers lineup for the evening Simeon
Siga, Evan Cotta, Ablis Garcia, Josh Smith, Wyatt Langford, jonah
Heim, Jared Walsh, Leo Taveres. The Glenns have selected Adolice Garcia,
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El Bombay Good pick the champion,yeah, which means Mike Reiner only a
dolee is off the table. Youmay select who you like, Okay,
I know it hadn't happened yet.Did I think tonight Whyatt's cafeteria will be
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open? Open that cafeteria. I'veshake it him. I appreciate you leaving
the great Corey Seeger for me toselect, and I shall select Corey Seeger,
Julie evantda Evancotta, which means MichaelGruber, you're up, give me
horme, Jonah heim barbecues your pickfor the evening and bam we are locked
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in final home run picks. TheGlenns, l Bombay, Mike Wyatt,
Lankford, Jeff Corey, Seeger,Julie Evan, Carter Group's Jonah Pim What
about him? About him? Whatif you started asking people what about I
loved it Ray Ray. I lovethat. Ray's got a bag full of
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chunk hand trunk right now. Soif anybody out there wants some ham,
Ray can go get you a fistfulfrom the car. That's incredible and I
love it. So let's say youhad Carter and should be at him.
Yes, that's right, yea,that is that is the way of that,
all right. So you're locked inand loaded for tonight home run picks.
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Thank you. That was a funhand party. That was a fun
hand party, and it's been afun day at the Omni PGA Frisco Resort.
It has. Thank you all forcoming out here today. Yeah,
and thank you to we have tocome back. This is great. Thank
you to Nicole and only Nicole forinviting us out. She's the one who
invited us, and it has beena wonderful time and people got to win
stuff, and we got to seea really cool place. And you guys
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should definitely put it in your calendarto swing out this way, whether you
want to come out here for astay and come play golf, whether you
want to fart around on the puttinggreen or just hit up one of the
restaurants. What a wonderful, wonderfulplace, Omni Pga Frisco Resort. Oh,
what a time was had. Andif you like wind, it's really
good too. Well, i meanwe're under you know a little Yeah,
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yes, indeed, yep, everyday's difference. Well, I'm saying if
you like wind, and a lotof people do, then they got it
out here. What do you meanby if you like wind? We're literally
if we're just outside, yeah,and it's windy. You know, you
can be outside and there it's allnice and still and everything, or it
could be windy. Okay, butokay, I'm putting I'm putting that with
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a poop divorce thing. I'm justwell, we got a wind divorce now.
Yeah, if you go inside,you can have a wind divorce.
Mike is unhinged. Yeah, helost his damn mind ever since he went
wild hamming out there. It's ontop of the world. Yeah, let's
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play in the Hammond organ. Thankyou, thank you, thank you very
much. All Right, that doesit for us for today. Thank you
very much for your time invitation outthere and radio, and thank you all
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very much for making your way outhere today and dropping by to give us
the knowing nod and exchange a littlebandurin repartee and hang out and watch a
few segments where we's got a greattime out here and today out here in
Frisco at PGA scene that they haveout out here, which is really awesome.
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Thanks to those back at the Mothershipfor keeping it all together back there
nicely done by day as well.Literally just me, just you shoot as
only you can, made it wonderfuland the way that you do now do
stay tuned. We'll leave. We'vegot news junking maps, yeah, news
junkie, all of the news junkies, and then the Little Mavericks take on
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the Pistons tonight, which means somewherealong the line you're gonna get another Mavericks
pregame show from the great Kevin Gray. Oh it's worked the price of admission.
Everybody, stay safe out there thisweekend. Be nice to each other,
and we will be back on Monday. Tune with another edition of the
Speakings. Until then, Chef,remember you have no idea what anyone's going
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through. Should be cool to everyone. We love You'd be easy, enjoy
it and have a couple of beersto night, but you know, get
ready to work tomorrow. I'm acolor beer. Good show, love you,
Bye bye, cheap Living Bubba
We need to thank our lovely hostsout here at Omnipga Frisco Resort. It
is freaking incredible. You can comeout here. Their courses are public,
you can book those tea times.We're staring at a couple acres worth of
green out in front of us,which if you bring a putter and some
balls you can put around on.They got a bunch of different restaurants and
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all those sorts of things you don'thave to have like a room at the
Omni or whatever. You can justcome out here and do these things.
It's a badass resort, super cool, and we appreciate them having us out
here. Thirteen dining options are yougetting me? That's what the gut.
So thank you to them. Welove it. And now we have one
final segment of our broadcast day,and Julie, I think we got a
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we have a hangover from last segment. We have a hangover, yeah,
a little bit of a hangover,and we're basically just gonna have a what
about hand party? Here? Okay, what about hand party? That makes
a lot of sense? Uh huhhere, not everything makes sense, but
what about ham party? If you'vebeen listening now, that makes sense.
So, if you'll remember, yesterdayI debuted some new audio where I snuck
(01:10):
up on my unsuspecting children and askedthem a simple question, what about Ham?
This is what that sounded like.I have a question for you.
What about Ham? What? Whatabout Ham? Ham? Yeah? So
what what about Ham? Hm?I'm good, I don't know. Never
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mind, I have a question foryou, what about Ham? Talking about
Ham? What about Ham? What? What do you mean? What about
Ham? I don't know? Interestingquestion? What about Ham? I cam?
Okay, ball talking about Ham?Talking about what about Ham? I
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was writer Nanna my eight year oldson and five year old daughter being asked
what about Ham? And that's whatthat sounded like. And yesterday we put
out the call for some of ourfreaks and Glenn's to do the same with
their children. And you know what, No, they didn't they listen?
How would they get it to us? Did they email? Groups? They
listened? Emails and dog, Yes, it worked, It really does work.
(02:29):
I think KT might have gone acouple, but I haven't been forwarded
those. Oh okay, but itlooks like we do have about four?
Is that right, Grooby damn?Right? Okay, let's start with Heather
and let's hear what Heather's kids hadto say when she asked them, what
about Ham? What about Ham?What? What about Ham? What about
Ham? Blow about hamm? Yes, I guess yes about him. I'm
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just gonna say, yes Ham,Yes, who's Ham? Yes? Yes,
I think yes, yes, Yes, that's a good answer. Yeah,
I think yes. It is agreat answer to what about Ham?
That child knows they need to justagree with their mom. Whatever it is
that your mom is saying. Justsay yes, and there's nothing that's not
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agreeable about Ham. Right, Soyes is a great answer. I'm like
my sassy five year old daughter.We're talking about Ham. Yes, Yes
I am honey. Just go withthe flow. Just listen to your mom
say yes. Here's what happened whenAnthony asked his kids what about Ham?
Say Addie, what what about Ham? What about Ham? What about Ham?
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Let? Does do you what aboutHam? Addie? I don't know?
What about Ham? I don't know? You don't know about him?
Yes? Yeah, that kid justwanted to cry, what did what does?
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My kid was stressed out, myGod, taking out all their frustrations
on the what about Ham question?And that is kids in a nutshell.
Yeah, if they're in a mood. It doesn't matter what you say.
They're just gonna argue with you andget stressed out. Oh, Anthony,
that is funny. That is awesomethat your daughter is a handful. That
sounds like it do to you.Oh my gosh. Okay, let's move
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forward. This is what happened whenour listener Andrew asked his children what about
Ham? Hey? What about Ham? What about Ham? What about Ham?
What about it? How about whatabout hand? That for me?
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Why does it make kids so angrywhen you ask what about ham? It's
a simple question. One more,it's not a simple question. It is
it really is. This is whathappened when Jay asked his kids what about
Ham? How was your day atschool? Were you? Were you a
good girl? Awful? Oh youdid? What about Ham? I eat
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all of them? Yeah? Whatabout Ham? I ate my hand?
Cool? The kid actually was eatingham just a moment before. Oh wow,
I ate all of my hand.Yeah. How's your day at school?
I threw a fit. It's anhonest kid. I got so much
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trouble Todd. Kids are so funny. Oh man, thank you you have
her Anthony, Andrew and Jay forasking your kids what about him and sending
it into us. We now havea roving reporter, mister Mike Reiner,
who's on the scene. He ison the scene out here and it is
getting busy. Yes, we areworking the room. Yeah, for out
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here at the Discovery Playground and pointsbeyond, which is presented by UT Southwestern.
Okay you're reading. Yes, that'sright, that's what I'm doing.
I'm trying to set the scene hereif you don't mind, all right,
I'm standing on a big driveway outhere. Just on the other side of
it, there's a nice putting greenthat's being used by millions right now.
(06:44):
So yeah, that's pretty much whatwe're doing. And a bunch of Glenn's
are getting out of here with theirwinnings from Vivid Golf, a bunch of
sea people winning wedges and bags,kicking ass and team. Look at this
guy, Yeah, he just deboxeda new bag over there. Yeah,
that's a good looking Vivid Golf.Yeah, man, let me go talk
to this guy find out if heknows the answer to the Okay, we
(07:04):
will one mythical quiz. Yeah,hello, sir, how I'm doing really
good? But enough about me,what about you? I'll do a fantastic
You see this new vivid golf bagthat I just want to get that that's
pretty swinky. Man. Are youa golfer? Do you like golf?
I love golf. Enjoyed watching theMasters up here, A little above scratch
(07:24):
golfer, though, I'd say it'sa good day if I shoot in the
nineties. Oh no, okay,that bag bag help. Yeah, the
bag will help. At least you'lllook good while you're shooting above and above
ninety. That's the plan. That'sthe plan. But do you know who
I am? Mike Rener, misterDallas who can't get Frisco? Right?
Apparently we'll take that Dallas? Whatabout Ham? What about him? A
(07:46):
good spiral? Ham can't beat it. It's good stuff to beat a good
old country spiral. Ham. Let'sgo. That's all you got on him?
I think that's about it. Ifollow up, what do you put
on him? Usually? What agood good, good good good spread of
mayo? Man' a mao guy.Absolutely, I know somebody on the cruise
(08:07):
not I don't think if I remembercorrectly, Yeah, I believe that would
be him. Yeah, well youdo that thing you do, man,
Thank you for listening to the littlefreaking thank you for showing up here today.
Yeah, let's see. Let's wanderup this way. You're listening to
what some of these people might notbe quite so uh familiar? Yeah,
(08:31):
or forgiving. Let's go over hereand looking to see what we go.
You're gonna coss the hell out ofsomebody. She doesn't want to talk to
you. Excuse me, ladies,May I sit here for just a second?
Crap? Oh no, the receiptthey're very accommodating. Yeah, they're
responsible for the broadcast. Don't offendthem. Yes, they are very important.
Firstly talkative one here is it?It looks like it'd be you.
(08:52):
You already talked to her today.I've already talked to her. No,
I haven't talked to her today.Yeah, okay with him. Let me
talk to you then? Can Italk to you? Oh? Come on,
don't be shy, don't be shy. It's all good. What's your
name? We're not coming by?Jessica? Jessica, Jessica. What do
(09:13):
you do in this world to makeit better? Oh? She's freezing up
here. Well, in a caselike this, there's only one other thing
I need to know. What aboutham is. Just tell me what about
(09:39):
Ham? When you think of Ham? What do you think of He's the
kindest person I know. You knowa person named Ham? Who's Ham?
Yeah? Who were talked about here? Darvinham, Josh Hamilton? Who?
(10:00):
No? I know? I saidHam, not him? Did I not
make that clear? I don't know, Mike, I don't know. I
got an accent. I agree Hamis kind is very kind. Yeah,
I think he can not make thatclear. He's not wrong, Mike,
You're okay? Good broad Cart Whatabout Ham? I don't like lunch meat?
(10:22):
Yeah? Ok? Any kind it'sa good answer. No, I
don't trust it. Why. Idon't know. It can stay in a
package and it just it's the theM word that no one likes. And
I just don't like lunch meat.What's there? What's the M word that
no one likes? Moist? Ohit is moist? Yeah said it?
(10:43):
What's your name? Nicole? Doyou know who I am? Mike?
You know what radio station? Thisis? Ninety seven won the Free She
does all right? I like you? How are you? Ladies? Carry
on to that way that you do? Yeah? You want a little a
(11:05):
little of this? You want atall? Right? Where else? Should
I go the people out there?Okay, all right, a little of
this. Find out if that guywho's got that box of wedges knows our
station or if he just got freestuff. Okay, you took off.
He's talk. You're good. You'regood, You're good wherever you want to
(11:26):
go. Let's talk with Billy here. Okay, okay, So what is
your name? Joshua Daniel? JoshuaDaniel? I got two first names?
Oh so, uh do you knowour station? Do you know who I
am? I do? I've beenlistening to he since nineteen ninety six,
ninety seven? Wow, what's myname? Say my name? He's the
(11:50):
old gray wolf. Excellent? Whatabout him? Well? I like to
do a ham with a little honeyglaze on the outside, little butter,
little honey, a little roasted overtime. You get it, real nice
and succulent, real moist and isthe best ham? Yeah? Moist seems
to be a word that goes prettywell together. Yeah, you can ask
(12:11):
me a question. Sure, whatabout eggs? Yuck? Yuck, yuck
and double yuck. I am donewith you firing a guy. That's right.
He had a pretty good hand answer. Yeah, he did about ham?
(12:31):
Any other place anythink blue shirt guyright here? Yeah, he's acting
kind of crazy. Which blue shirtguy? We've got about three of them
here, light light blue, lightblue, straight ahead with the box,
the box? What's in the ball? He looks like he's ready to party.
All right, sir, I've beencommissioned to ask you a couple of
questions. I don't care. Whowant the bag I've been I've been commissioned
to talk to you absolutely whatever youneed information, phone numbers. What's your
(12:54):
name? My name is Eric.What's you're scene, Eric? What do
you do for a living in thisworld? How do you make your way?
So? What I do is Isell undergarments to adult males and adult
females. Color underwear. So ifyou ever need any thongs, cheeky bottoms,
I got it. I got plentyof them, but we're always up
for more. There we go.The elastic wear is probably on the ones
you wear. So I can getyou dialed in some good product. Excellent,
(13:18):
excellent. I need to talk toyou. Yeah, I got a
business car heir for you. Okay, get it, get it while you're
getting it. What about him?I love him, especially like Christmas holiday.
I love it in my eggs littleYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. Wait did he really giveyou a I sell underwear business career?
Yeah he did, he did.Oh yeah he did. And you
(13:39):
know what, I might take himup on. Gu Yes, I have
it. Can always use some goodundies. I have a couple of pair
of those. I think Baker Mayfieldwas pushing him back in the day,
and I bought a couple of pairs. Yeah, I got some of the
mondies. Man. Y'all were reallyvibing until he mentioned eggs. Yeah,
yeah, we were, we were. He jacked you up with that.
Yeah, kind of kind of killedthe vibe. I thought we were,
you know, really we got here. So many people out here that are
(14:01):
in suspecting. That's then one aboutham Okay, which one? Which one?
Do you want? Girls? Thegirls walking by straight that's illegal?
Yeah, that is okay. Thenthe dad and the mom and the baby
right there, go go go,go go go, sir, you and
that ring Jersey speed walking in ownerof the mest You got to talk to
you here for a second if youdon't mind. Okay, what's your name,
(14:22):
Dylan, Dylan? Where you liveDylan Solana Solina? All right,
and here things are pretty really poppingup there. Yeah, they got my
whole neighborhood shut down. Only oneexit, now, is that right?
What are you gonna do about that? Just take that one exit. That's
all we can do. Is yourwife and baby here, right? What
(14:43):
about Ham What about it? Youtell me? No, it goes good
on a sandwich, and I knowit goes good with the Eastern Ham Hamm.
That's what I know about it.That's what I know about. To
carry on that way that you do. Brother. Oh, he was great,
(15:05):
that's what I know about She wasa simple man. Terrible. No,
that was great. God, Iloved his answer about his neighborhood.
I don't know what brought it aboutthat. They shut it all down except
one exit. But wait, whereare you going? Oh no, I'd
love to talk to these over here, but you know, they got a
whole gaggle of people and carrying ona little bit. Don't be intimidated.
(15:26):
You got the mic. You're liveon the radio. Yeah, it brings
you power, Yeah, it does. You have the power of Ham.
All right, I'm going to getout here right in the middle of this
gaggle. There we go, Therewe go. You're live on the radio.
If we have so much evidence ofa nine person gaggle. Oh my
gosh, rapid fire them all right, madam? What's your name? You're
hiding? What's your trip? Mytrip? Yeah? Like what do I
(15:52):
do? Yeah? Hang out withmy family and kids? How many kids
you got too? What about him? Oh? I like him. It's
a little salty, a little salty. Ham's a little salty. Huh.
I never had really thought of himbeing salty. Let's talk to this lovely
lady right here, madam? Whatis your trip? My trip? Yeah?
(16:18):
You're going to Europe when in twomonths like her actual trip? Are
you going to stow away? No? I'm not stowing away. I'm going
to stay. Oh is this yourhusband over here? He's not? Would
you like for him to be?I can probably arrange that real quick right
here. I'm good that way.Could marry a Yeah, we can get
(16:41):
you married right here, right now. I am perfect. What about him?
I don't like it? So yousay nay to him? Huh?
Did you hear this? Did youhear this? She said nay to him?
She's got problems. Her birthday mustbe really not a good day.
Yeah, do you like Turkey betterthan Ham? Sir? No, turkey
(17:04):
is the worst driest meat you canhave, fair and you prefer ham like
ribs. It's superior meat. Howlover is? You're good? Okay,
Well go ahead and have yourself someham today. Yeah yeah yeah, or
maybe some turkey, maybe some reallydry turkey. Does that sound good?
(17:26):
Would you like that? Oh?Wow? I think he's reprimanding them.
No. I think what he saidis dead balls on Turkey is awful.
It is the worst sandwich meat.It is awful, awful, awful.
The only way turkey is okay isif you smoke it, because it's the
only way you can keep it moist. Turkey sucks. Okay, let's go
over here. I like that.People are shaking their heads blas thirty yards
(17:48):
away all right. Now here isa guy who looks like he's up for
something. What's your name, sir? Ray? What? Ray? Ray?
Okay? Ray? He's getting up, he's standing up. He's challenging.
Yeah, he is challenging, challenging. Where you're from? I am
from trum, Texas crumb? Sure, all right? Do you know who
(18:08):
I am? You are the greatMike Rinder. Do you know who those
people are? Jeff Kevanaugh Julie Dobbs, And that's right, that's Ivonne.
You gotta be careful around him.He's the majority right now and he knows
it. Stay to be careful aroundyou, though. No, no,
no, not no. I'm easy, man, I mean I I'm too
(18:30):
old to not be easy. Yeah. You gotta be careful around Julie for
sure. What about him? Ilove it. I've been eating it all
day long, all day long.Hey, I've got to make a bag
of it. I got all Itake for lunch is ham, Ham chunks,
damn chunks, damn chunks. I'mmaking myself. I'll gonna be across
(18:53):
the street. I'm working right acrossthere, so I figured I'm gonna bring
me some ham. That's what I'mhaving for lunch. You're our guy.
What a hero? What a hero? Yeah? Man, you are our
guy. You can't beat that ham. An' done yet? We can be
done. We can be done.We can slam together some home run picks
and then get the hell out ofhere. All right, Well, check
(19:15):
me out here. I've got aRangers line up for you. The Rangers
who Mike says they suck and ifthey lose to the Astros tonight, he
said he's gonna quit being a fanof the Rangers. I don't believe it.
The home run order for the eveningis the Glenn's select first. Now
Raf already harassed me in a breakand gave me the Glenn pick. Then
we will be followed by Mike,then will be followed by me. Julian
(19:37):
Grubs scoreboard, We're all embarrassing.Mike has a point, the Glenn's have
a point. Everybody else has adonut. Rangers lineup for the evening Simeon
Siga, Evan Cotta, Ablis Garcia, Josh Smith, Wyatt Langford, jonah
Heim, Jared Walsh, Leo Taveres. The Glenns have selected Adolice Garcia,
(20:03):
El Bombay Good pick the champion,yeah, which means Mike Reiner only a
dolee is off the table. Youmay select who you like, Okay,
I know it hadn't happened yet.Did I think tonight Whyatt's cafeteria will be
(20:26):
open? Open that cafeteria. I'veshake it him. I appreciate you leaving
the great Corey Seeger for me toselect, and I shall select Corey Seeger,
Julie evantda Evancotta, which means MichaelGruber, you're up, give me
horme, Jonah heim barbecues your pickfor the evening and bam we are locked
(20:49):
in final home run picks. TheGlenns, l Bombay, Mike Wyatt,
Lankford, Jeff Corey, Seeger,Julie Evan, Carter Group's Jonah Pim What
about him? About him? Whatif you started asking people what about I
loved it Ray Ray. I lovethat. Ray's got a bag full of
(21:11):
chunk hand trunk right now. Soif anybody out there wants some ham,
Ray can go get you a fistfulfrom the car. That's incredible and I
love it. So let's say youhad Carter and should be at him.
Yes, that's right, yea,that is that is the way of that,
all right. So you're locked inand loaded for tonight home run picks.
(21:37):
Thank you. That was a funhand party. That was a fun
hand party, and it's been afun day at the Omni PGA Frisco Resort.
It has. Thank you all forcoming out here today. Yeah,
and thank you to we have tocome back. This is great. Thank
you to Nicole and only Nicole forinviting us out. She's the one who
invited us, and it has beena wonderful time and people got to win
stuff, and we got to seea really cool place. And you guys
(22:00):
should definitely put it in your calendarto swing out this way, whether you
want to come out here for astay and come play golf, whether you
want to fart around on the puttinggreen or just hit up one of the
restaurants. What a wonderful, wonderfulplace, Omni Pga Frisco Resort. Oh,
what a time was had. Andif you like wind, it's really
good too. Well, i meanwe're under you know a little Yeah,
(22:22):
yes, indeed, yep, everyday's difference. Well, I'm saying if
you like wind, and a lotof people do, then they got it
out here. What do you meanby if you like wind? We're literally
if we're just outside, yeah,and it's windy. You know, you
can be outside and there it's allnice and still and everything, or it
could be windy. Okay, butokay, I'm putting I'm putting that with
(22:45):
a poop divorce thing. I'm justwell, we got a wind divorce now.
Yeah, if you go inside,you can have a wind divorce.
Mike is unhinged. Yeah, helost his damn mind ever since he went
wild hamming out there. It's ontop of the world. Yeah, let's
(23:06):
play in the Hammond organ. Thankyou, thank you, thank you very
much. All Right, that doesit for us for today. Thank you
very much for your time invitation outthere and radio, and thank you all
(23:26):
very much for making your way outhere today and dropping by to give us
the knowing nod and exchange a littlebandurin repartee and hang out and watch a
few segments where we's got a greattime out here and today out here in
Frisco at PGA scene that they haveout out here, which is really awesome.
(23:48):
Thanks to those back at the Mothershipfor keeping it all together back there
nicely done by day as well.Literally just me, just you shoot as
only you can, made it wonderfuland the way that you do now do
stay tuned. We'll leave. We'vegot news junking maps, yeah, news
junkie, all of the news junkies, and then the Little Mavericks take on
(24:11):
the Pistons tonight, which means somewherealong the line you're gonna get another Mavericks
pregame show from the great Kevin Gray. Oh it's worked the price of admission.
Everybody, stay safe out there thisweekend. Be nice to each other,
and we will be back on Monday. Tune with another edition of the
Speakings. Until then, Chef,remember you have no idea what anyone's going
(24:33):
through. Should be cool to everyone. We love You'd be easy, enjoy
it and have a couple of beersto night, but you know, get
ready to work tomorrow. I'm acolor beer. Good show, love you,
Bye bye, cheap Living Bubba
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