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April 16, 2024 22 mins
There is an AI beauty pageant! AI models are taking over the world! 
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Do It to it? Okay,So I got a story here that
led me down a rabbit hole.I need to explore this rabbit hole with
all of you. Let's go.I love rabbits like rabbit holes holes,
not a rabbit hole about rabbits.I'm sorry. Okay, well that's weird.

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Here's the story. There's going tobe an ai beauty pageant coming up
on May tenth. I'm out.They're going to make unrealistic things that our
women can't live up to, andsuddenly I'm not going to be able to
find it already happened partner for therest of my life, because I'm going
to be in love with an imagethat's not even real. That might happen,

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and it might be better that way. Oh well, I mean humanity
would end if it happened to everyone, which it might be better that way.
You know, I can't make ababy with a bot, not yet.
Just you wait, yeah, whydo you say it like that?

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Have a plan? You don't thinkwe'll be able to get robots pre like
he's been working on making babies withthis whole time. He's about to drop
something huge on the world. Well, do you have news about volvas and
robots? Yeah? No, you'vebeen doing over there nothing. Which part's
the pregnant part? Nothing? Overaries? Yeah, overies making volvas? What

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is the vulva? I don't know. I'll look it up. I don't
know. So there's an AI beautyproject coming up on May tenth, and
there's a cash prize for the winnerof the best butt, the best butt.
But oh, so are they justgenerating an image? Yeah? Okay,

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they're trying to generate see who cangenerate the hottest AI woman, and
then those candidates are going to competein a beauty pageant. Okay, isn't
this very subjective? What do youmean? I mean they're trying to create
the most beautiful whole bought. Yes, they're all gonna look pretty similar.
Yeah they are. They all lookvery similar. Okay, you get the

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pictures. I've got pictures. I'vegone down this rabbit hole. There's a
lot going on here. Look,so this got into a little bit more
mainstream news because there's this whole AIworld, right, and it's like you
can dip your toe in it andthen get a little bit freaked and then
you leave. There's a lot goingon here and we don't talk about it

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much. We don't even know aboutwhat all is going on unless you go
seek this out. But this gotinto the mainstream media a little bit more
because actual models are starting to getscared for their jobs. Yes, they
are off. They are mad aboutto get left behind. Yes, so
one in particular, name Claudia Jordan's. She's real, She's a person,

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she's a real person. She wenton the news today, I'm hot.
I don't want other stuff to behot, ripping this AI beauty pageant,
saying it's hard enough being a womanin the society the way it is and
the scrutiny we already get. Nowwe have AI hiring the standard of beauty
where they're just so perfect and theyare so This beauty pageant's going down next

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month. It's a beauty pageant fordigitally generated models, and then the person
who creates the hottest fake woman isgoing to get a cash prize. The
organization that's running this pageant is WorldAI. I guess we got to stop

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all this. We got to pullout their nuclear cores or whatever. We
got to take the AI out ofhere. So the world AI is having
these awards in this pageant, andthey're trying to celebrate the creators who are
at the forefront of all of this. They're encouraging all of this, and
the ones who are creating the bestAI people are now winning awards entering their

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women into this pageant. Can weput all the AI people together somewhere like
they did, like when Georgia wasfirst populated. Didn't they just send a
bunch of felons there? Like?Can we just send the AI people to
Idaho or whatever? Just be like, look, this is a crapy I'll
want to do is just do itover there? Just go like an Ailand.
Yes, yes, the island andsend them somewhere, Yes to the

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AI land. Yes yes, yeah, I think we should do that.
I think we should too, becauseI don't really want to live in this
world and we are. We arein this world and it is coming for
us. So this competition, thispageant is expected to receive thousands of submissions.
The only rule for this pageant isthat the contestants must be one hundred

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AI generated. It's dumb. Youcan you can submit multiple people if you
want. It's a dumb So thisis how they say they're going to select
a winner. They say they're goingto blend the rules of traditional beauty pageantry
with their own categories. The contestantswill be judged on beauty tech and social

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media clout. Oh my god,it's how many followers the fake person has.
This is where it gets really weird. Do you know the people who
follow I don't look the people whofollow fake hot people on the internet.
Yeah, I like, I've seenthose people on social media because it's the
same people who if there is awoman in like the sports world that also

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happens to look good, Yeah,they tweet them all the time, like
good morning honey, like just tryingto get anybody who looks kind of good
to see them. Yes, it'sgoing to be a lot of creepy stuff,
man, Yes, a lot ofcreepy stuff. Okay, Yes,
And this is where it gets Itgets really weird because of what you're saying.
Okay, so a couple of thejudge for this pageant are the creepy

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guys the text all try to themall the time. No, A couple
of the judges for the pageant ourfamous AI influencers. What are you?
What? Two of the judges arenot real what they're AI. They're influencers.
Okay, so there are some famousAI influencers who are already banking that

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this is This story took me downthis rabbit hole. I'm just telling you
what's going on with our world.Jet you don't have enough pillows. I'm
not like, that's true, that'strue. This is me, okay,
this is me. Okay. Soa couple of the judges on this panel

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who are going to be judging inthis upcoming pageant our famous AI influencers,
and I had to dig up someinformation on them. So there's two of
them AI created spokesmodels. One isnamed Ititana Lopez Ai t a n A

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Lopez. Oh AI. Yeah.But not for the other one. She
doesn't have AI in her name.Her name sounds normal. Her name is
Emily Pellegrini. They are both AIcreated spokes models, and so they are
representing the digital world in this pageant. I don't either, but this is

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what we're doing. This is what'shappening. Okay, So let's talk a
little bit about Ititana Lopez. Ititanais a Spanish AI model. Her Instagram
bio as Barcelona. Look her upgamer, fitness, gamer, and fitness

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cosplay. Oh yes, lover,Oh yes, she's not real. Does
a reminder? Okay, this isa fit underscore Ititana? Is that right?
I think? So? Let mecheck her out. She's got three
hundred and six thousand followers. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Oh yeah,
she may not be real, butshe would appeal to a lot of
people. Okay, because she's standardfitness hot with obviously a perfect face,

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but she also goes with the pinkhair look. And this is ititana.
Yeah, I mean she's smoking hoteven though she's not real. I gotta
get off of this page. Igotta go, Okay, I gotta go.
Yeah, Jeff, I knew thiswas gonna be a problem when I
showed you all these fake women.This fake woman posts stories. Yeah,
she's fake. Am I supposed toreact to this? I don't know.
Tell me how you're reacting. Imean I know how. Okay, she's

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got pink hair. Yeah, Idon't like that hot. Oh she's okay,
you know, probably kind of of, probably really skinny. She is
quite so, but above and beyondall that. I know she's not real.
I know. Yeah, But ifyou didn't know that when you went
on that page, you'd follow Iwould nine seven two said, I bet

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these AI girls aren't hot to me. I like big girls. Well that's
good this person, that person mightbe safe. Yeah, you're safe for
now. You mean big girls likewomen of little half? Yeah have size?
I think either, what's the differencebetween heft and size? So this
so this one Ititana. She wascreated by a man named Reuben Cruz and

(11:37):
his agency. Apparently he had someprojects that were on hold or canceled.
He's a creator man, and sohe just started dabbling and creating like an
AI influencer. And they're finding peoplethat work with influencers are finding that they're
difficult for various reasons, one ofthem being that they have big, large

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egos. The people who are influencersthat make a lot of money and they
don't want to deal with them anymore. But if you think about it,
an influencer is what it's somebody thatbuilds up their digital personality post photos of
themselves, is paid to go aroundto different businesses, to different places.

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This endorsements, you can do allof that. With a fake person,
you can build them up, youcan create their whole identity and what you
want them to be. They couldhave kids, they could not have kids.
You can obviously design them however youwant them to look. And so
this is happening, and this isproving to be successful. It Tana is

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one of the most successful AI influencers. She uploads her pictures on this site
called Fanview, which is a sitesimilar to only Fans. He's recently become
the face of a sports supplements company. So she's getting jobs, get a
six pack like the one that somebodydrew from me. So this guy who

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created her getting jobbed, but she'sfake. Yes, yes, Mike,
this guy who created her. Idon't want to live here anymore. Money.
We are here, We got togo. This has happened. So
we move to the woods somewherehere.Are we gonna go to the woods.
We're gonna go become natural man.Okay, So, as you guys kind
of mentioned, these women are veryhot. They're not real, but they're

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very hot. So what happens whenyou have hot women on the internet Desperate
dudes following desperate dudes. So thecreator of Ititana has revealed that he has
received a lot of direct messages fromcelebrities who have asked her out. Somebody's
got a lot of d picts inthere too. Obviously a large number of

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her followers think she's real and don'tknow that she's AI. This guy who
created Aitana said one day, andI want to know who y'all think this
is? He said one day,a well known Latin American actor texted to
ask her out. This actor hasabout five million followers, and some of
our team watched his TV series whenthey were kids. How about George Clooney?

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Is it Mario Lopez? Oh?I bet it is because he looks
like a I maybe it's Ricky Martin. Was he in a TV series?
It could be Ricky Martin. MarioLopez has three million followers. Yeah,
okay, so this one has afull five Latin American actor Yeah, actors

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with largest followers a TV series whenthey were kids. Uh for male,
I don't think I want to getbigger than Mario Lopez. I know,
because I'm just thinking like Saved bythe Bell, Yeah, and screen is
a kid? Maybe maybe there wasRicky Ricardo? Yeah, or Little Ricky

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little Ricky. So so this guy, mister Cruz is his key. I
think it's Mario No. I thinkhe's married, but doesn't stop people hollering
on the internet. So this guywho's in charge of Itana, he meets
with his team each week to decideher schedule for the week. She has

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photo shoots, which in which involvedphotoshop. He doesn't photo shoots. And
what he said is in the firstmonth with this, we realized that people
follow lives, not images. Sinceshe's not alive, we had to give
her a bit of a reality sothat people could relate to her. We
had to tell a story. Sothat's why they decided that she would be

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a fitness enthusiast. Their official websitedescribes her as a strong and determined woman
will tend to in her actions ingeneral, in her willingness to help others.
Oh, I'm sure she's so helpfuland kind. What's his name?
She's fake? Do you remember hisname? Reuben Cruz, and his agency

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is called The Clueless. I justI want to find him because I feel
like he's probably a real creepy.He's banking, yeah, but he's probably
real creep I can't find so theyhave other people too, It's not just
her. Okay, so that isItitana. There's another one who is very
successful as an AI influencer, andI think she's what's her name. I'm

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she's very hot. Well, yes, they're hot because they're just digital.
This one's name is Emily Pellegrini.Emily. She has one hundred and twenty
three thousand fans on Instagram. Isshe real? She's not real. Oh,
there's a fake Emily Pellegrinia count withone hundred and thirty four following.

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There's a fake fake Yeah, yeah, two hundred and eighty one thousand followers
for Emily Pellegrini that does no pictureson it. Uh, huh, Emily
Pellegreney. So there's a lot offake accounts. I've been seeing this name,
yeah, really, yeah, I'vebeen seeing this name at various places
and thought, I go, I'venever heard of her. You know,

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it's Instagram. It's somebody that's famous, and you know, I see her
name in such a way that I'msupposed to know who that is and I
don't. Well, but that's her. Huh, that's her. So she
was created solely through artificial intelligence.She earned nearly ten thousand dollars in just

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six weeks. It's quite bucksome,I'll tell you that. On the content
creation platform fanview, and the creatorof Emily said when he was creating her,
he said, I asked chat GPTwhat's the average man's dream girl?
And it said brown hair, longand long legs. So I made her

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exactly how it said. The averageman's dream girl is a person. Mm
hmm, like we are. You'reasking a fake computer what the average man's
dream girl is? So what ischat GPT? Maybe in thist GPT doesn't
even know about Like we've done thisbefore reality. I mean, I know,
you know some of us have crankeda little just a rabbit back in

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the day, So like this isn'tnew. Well that's the thing, Like
there's a cartoons, they're just cartoons, fake hot stuff before right, He
says, the goal was to makeher likable and attracted attractive. I wanted
to keep her as real as possible. So here's another photo. Ever,
you can see these guys are patheticalloss security women for themselves to giant booze,

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thin waist, a thin waist.She's well, she's a little hastier
than our first girl. He gaveher a few little like lady lumps,
yes, because he was trying tokeep her realistic. So like you can
see her belly button in this dressthat's very tight. When it comes to
her contacts, the creator said,it's very different who her contacts were via

(19:22):
Instagram direct message. They are reallyfamous people like footballers, billionaires, MMA
fighters and tennis players, all holleringat Emily. They think she's real.
They invite her to Dubai to meetand eat at great restaurants. They invite
her to Dubai. Is it alwaysto Dubai? I feel like that's where

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fancy rich people go. No one'sever like, like I can meet you
at Legacy West, can't go toGalveston anymore? I don't think so,
not if you're gonna look Emily fake. She don't want to go to Corpus
No. So, like, here'sa screenshot one some guy, some man.
How is it possible that such abeautiful lady doesn't have a boyfriend?

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Oh my god, to this fakeEmily girl, and she wrote, I
don't know high Hi. So there'ssomebody the robot is carrying on these conversations.
Oh no, dude, I'm sureyou'd be perfect for I'm going to
make up a bunch of these women. This is how we're going to retire,
guys. We need to figure outhow to work photoshop and just make
fake women and then indoor stuff.Ohh, I don't know, man,
I don't know. Man. Tenthousand dollars in just six weeks is an

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example of what these people are making, these AI influencers. She was so
successful, her creator introduced a sisternamed Fiona. Fiona's already gained around thirty
thousand followers on Instagram. There's Fionaand what three hours, Emily jes These
two fake girls are busty. Yeah, they're busty. The buses you're going

(20:59):
to get that's the Fiona. Wow, it's not Fiona. You love Fiona.
No, Fiona's not real. I'llfollow theo. But if she was,
she wouldn't be into me. Yeahshe would, you'd be into her
maybe if she's listening. Well,this is I don't know, but maybe

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more and more popular. So onMay tenth, we'll have our AI beauty
pageant and I'll make sure to reportback. But I know who won Mike's
heart today. Congratulations to Fiona.She won the AI Beauty pageant. I'm
going to post a picture of thesetwo on our social media accounts. Everyone

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can see Emily and Fiona host apicture of me and Fiona staring lovingly into
each other's eyes. Okay, singwell decide for the best damned sports segment
period. What did one of theJones boys lie about today? It's next
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