041924 500 Julie's Audio Boxes

 It’s Friday, so that means Julie’s Audio Boxes takes over FUNDRIVE!!!!!

Episode Transcript

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If heat officer cannot ride a horse, as that would be dangerous for the
horse, but you could ride acamel because that would be appropriate for the
heat. It's to speak easy onninety seven to one the freak good point.
I will ride a camel. I'mchief heat officer. You're gonna be

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so slow trying to catch up topeople. I'm not trying to catch him,
but I'm trying to keep everybody safe. I'm not here to chase people.
It's too hot outside. He's justtrying to keep people up to date
and keep them moving. Yep.Okay, mm hmm. That's it,
just like us on this camel,on my camel, this popsicles. Yep.

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All right, we are headed intothe final hour of the presentation today.
You brought really good energy to that. Yeah, I know I did.
I did because I never mind,Because what never mind, let's just
do it. Audio boxes boxes,audio pick number. I apologize for that

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setup because I really like Julie's audioboxes. Oh yes, I do.
You were thinking about the fun Drivesong. Yeah, that's why you had
no energy. It's all sapped fromyou looked like a corpse. It's a
special Friday song. Julie, canI tell you just real quick or tell
the people real quick? Somebody usedthe talk back feature on the iHeartRadio app.
If you'd like to see the ChainSmokers on May fourth at Toyota Stadium,

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just leave your name, your emaildress, your phone number, and
say, dearest Shoopy, I surewould like to see the Chain Smokers and
he'll hook you up perfect. Yeah, that call him bitch too. He
likes it, he loves it,he wants some more. Rubs it.
And now with Julie's Audio Boxes,here's Julie. Hey, hi everybody.

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Hello, It's Friday. We didit. We're doing it. We're doing
it. We're doing it. Don'twe haven't done it yet. Haven't done
it. We're done it yet,but we're doing it. And it's been
a pretty good week. I thinkit's been a fun week. Would I
would agree with that. I likelooking back at the week before I did
the audio box. Yes, Iagree with that totally. It's been fun.

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And an audio boxes what we dois we take some of the top
weird, funny moments from the weekand we review them and we laugh at
ourselves and we laugh at our friends. So this week and audio boxes.
I'm afraid we don't have any fromthe downbeat because Kevin's the man that does
all the audio cutting, and he'sin Italy. He's being Kevio. What

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the hell down beat? I know? Is he taking his lady friend with
him? We're a romantic get away. We are there on a romantic getaway.
Do you think this might be thetime for Kevin and her? You
know? But where he goes toItaly and pops the question, he's already
done it. They're engaged to screw. There's another thing around here that I

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didn't know. They're just out thereto have some protudo. Yeah, I
was drinking a lot of wine.So remember how I said that Kevin was
going to give us the review ofthe Taylor Swift album before it hit America.
He said he had too much winewhen he told me that, and

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that he was just having fun,and also that he thought it was going
to come out there earlier than here, which it didn't, as she managed
to release it like at midnight everywhere, right, like most things, it
comes out at a certain time everywhere. Yes, not according to your cause
was wrong. So actually I thinkit was the too much wine component of
those excuses that really held sway.Yeah, probably so, man, I

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would just drink so much wine ifI was in Italy. Okay, So
this was a really fun week hereon the show. We actually had we
had a surprise appearance on our showwhen Jake Kemp was here for the Bit
and Skin Show and then he kindof just stayed over and we asked him
if he'd want to do some radiowith us. We had a whole lot
of fun with Jake. Yes,we did on Wednesday and he did about

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two hours with the Bit and SkinShow this week where they talked to Mavericks
and radio and all kinds of stuffand it was really good radio. But
while Jake was on with them,his bestie Dan McDowell couldn't help himself and
decided to crash their little party andcalled in. This one's a little bit

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long, but for those that missedit, I think you'll enjoy hearing this
week when basically the dumbsone took overthe freak airwaves for about three minutes.
I'm a little round table talking allthe sports. So let's go to the
phones. Let's go to Dan callingfrom somewhere near South Lake, Dan,
do you have us? Hey?What's up, homos? Where's my intro

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music for? What'd you want?Dan? I'm sorry I didn't ask now.
First of all, Jake, I'msorry. I know this is your
big chance to get on the radioand I didn't want to call in,
but you did because you wanted thespotlight. I get it, I get
it, but I called because ofhold on, why are you winded?

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I've just been emotionally listening. NowI just like walked up a slight incline.
All right, I'm outside. I'mhaving a daily walk. Okay,
that's what you do when you getto be an old. Used to be
like a jog and now I walkthe exact same amount. Oh okay.

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My point is, first of all, i'm sorry about you know, taking
your shine. I know this isyour moment, a big moment for you
as a matter of fact. Justget to it. Something Ben, something
Ben said in the last segment.He said, you know, and it
was great. I'll marry you,Jake, I'll marry Ben. It's awesome.
You guys are right. I'm thebest. But the thing that I

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want to point out is Ben said, hey, yeah, I talked to
him a lot and he's helped usgive an advice and helped guide us through
our career. That's like me tellingeverybody to go to my personal trainer,
guide to Ben's smoking doctor each careerthat he's in. I don't want anybody

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saying, oh, I'll take advice. You know this. This is yeah,
I I I just you know,I listened. It's like I do
with my wife. So I justwant to make that clear. Yeah,
don't go to my barber. I'mbald. So that's all I got.
Guys, anyway, great show.You don't mean that I have a call,
hold on Dan, I have aquestion. I got to know.

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Oh, I want to ask aMAVs question. Go ahead, before you
ask your MAVs question? What doyou wear when you go on your daily
walk? Jake described to him whatI'm wearing right now. Black shorts,
black shirts, black shirt, blackhat. I got the yellow hat on
today, Humblebee. Okay, GhostSteelers because I'm I can't sweat in my

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black hat. That's my can yougo away? Now? He's got to
ask you a map question. Yeah, what do you think of Luca?
That's a good one. That's agood question. That's a good one.
Calls in from a walking Wednesday toask that unbelievable what do you think of
Luca Christina? He never got ananswer, and now he's taking calls.

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That's a genius. All right.If you want to call Dan fire and
it call to Dan, how washe still here? I'm not gonna hang
up on Dan. Let's let himtake some calls. Do you want Dan
to take some calls? Jake?No, Yeah, go ahead and hang
up on him. By Dan,we love you. What do you mean?
I don't know how to restate thatanyway. That is more articulate,

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articulate than the way I said it. We're letting you go. He's officially
gone. Okay, all right,that was a good call. That was
pretty much perfect classic Dan. Andif you didn't get enough of it,
idiots everywhere. Yeah, he willbe joining us next Wednesday. Yeah,
yes, So if you got tohave more of mister Dan than that,

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or maybe mister Dan in another setting, then hang with us Wednesday because he
will be I'm excited for that,like the little dumps Wednesday thing we have
going. Yeah, it's kind oflove mister Dan. Yeah, he's one
of a kind, that's for sure. All right, Well let's move.

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These are Julie Audi old boxes.They sure are. Uh. Here's just
a real simple, little fun one. Anytime we have a new goat joined
the show, we like to pointit out on Friday, So we had
a little goat during a Frankel Livespot. Carcy and Jeff, let's talk
about our friends at Frankel and Frankel. There's a phone number that you need

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and you should just go ahead andsave it in your phone two one four
or eight one seven three three threethirty three thirty three. You're gonna need
that number because as soon as you'reinvolved in a wreck here in DFW,
you gotta call our friends at FranklinFrankel, the personal Personal personal personal injury
lawyers, and they're the best atit. I love hearing Julie's little wieze

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in the background Personal Personal, personalinjury lawyers calling for the goat. She's
like, don't get out of herewithout goating. You know, you screwed
up. Make the sounds calling forthe goat. Yeah, so she got
one. Thank you, Jeff,You're welcome. Thank you for Oh and

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it's funny too for people. Maybethere's like a first day listener they don't
know about the goat when I whenI f up, I default. You
know you're taking words. I justmake a sound. The Dallas, Simphis,

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lethaland Jackson Ginger. So that's theDesign District. The design district that
had something to do with the TrinityRiver, and I was telling about like
there's a place you could get outof it or something, and I have

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no idea where the Trinity like whatneighborhoods. That's called the Design District to
try to pull one. It's adifferent version of the goat. You play's
not at like the front of thesentence. It's usually at the end.
But you started the Design District withthe goat. Yeah. Oh it's tough
times, good times. I loveJeff. Goats make me happy. All

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right. Moving on, let's goback to the Bin and Skin show,
because there's a lot of weird,awkward moments during their show, and that's
why we love them. They're lovable, weird awkward dudes. And in this
particular one, Ben weirdly compared Pepperoni'sto nips. But let me tell you
something about pepperoni that you don't know, because you're not a pork consumer,
not anymore. Pepperoni's like nips,all right, there's all different types of

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pepperoni you're selling, Carrack Andre.There's some big, giant ones, some
big silver dollars. Yeah, hugeones. Well, it's getting ready to
do the correct buzzer because it's like, all right, pepperoni pizza. I'm
in. And then as soon ashe said that last part, I was
like, no, I want youto think about this though, No,
I don't want to. I wantyou to think about it. I want
to think about this. I likethis. The best pepperonis in my opinion.

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And again, some people may likethose giant ones, that's fine for
me. The best ones are thelittle tiny ones that formulate into they cook
up and turn into a grease bowl. So no, I agree. My
favorite kind of nips curl up andhave bowls of grease inside. They're all
different and they're all great. Yeah, there's different time. Don't you agree

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that? Do you have a doyou eat pepperoni pizza? Oh? I
do. I like the big fatpepperonis as big as you can get your
chest. You're talking about. Haveyou ever seen a girl wear a blouse
and grease from her nips come throughthe blouse. I'd like to apologize for
skin Christina. Are you is thatyour go to pizza order? Though?

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That was a good segue. Wow, man, you're broadcasting so well right
now. I agree with Ben.I like that. I do like those
ones the best, the little pepperonisthat turn into a cup and we're talking
about pepperoni. Yeah, yes,I agree. I like those ones the
best. And I also like thelittle square ones that we used to get

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on the pizzas the cafeteria. Theystill do that. It was on the
toatinos. Okay, I like thoseones. I like the little squares.
Aren't they like sausages on the littlepep the pizzas from the school? Oh
okay, they're candy a little likedot pepperonis. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I don't know. Idon't know, but but maybe why
did he have to bring in nipsinto this whole conversation when in skin show,

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yore pepper that's the way they rollnips, that's the way they roll
I mean they did. Yeah,I actually kind of disagree. There's a
couple different types of pepperonis. Youcan have a normal flat pepperoni. Yeah,
there's a big version of it.There's places that you can get a
big pepperoni it's like four times thepepperoni. Your picture is a circular one.
That are ones, there are placeswhere you get a big one.

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Say where they're going with this,I would say that there's so many different
types of nips, and only acouple of different types of pepperonies. I
would agree with. In the world, there's in and then there's out,
and then there's shapes and sizes andsmall and textures and yeah, there's all
kinds. I would probably know theleast of this. People in this room

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right like, I don't. I'veseen nips. I don't see too many.
I've seen so well. I guesswe're talking about Yeah, I never
mind. I guess men have themtoo, Yeah we do. Actually we
got them. There's only women.All have seen more women's than than I
have. But once we let youguys start voting, we grew nips.

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I'm going to give you some takingnips. Weird. Glad we can vote
and you have nips. I'm gladit all worked out. Equality. Just
in case that baby's hungry and you'renot home. Here you go. Yours
don't work like ours, which iswhy I have no idea why we have
them, just decorations you like aleft hand just decorative boob topper. That's

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what we got. That's right.I'm thinking of having mine removed. Your
knit will tailgate that, Yeah,we would tailgate that. That'd be great.
We get a pick of Shoopy inthe window giving a big thumbs up.
They're gone. You imagine like callingyour entrance, hey, uh,

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will you cover this procer? Iwant them truncated. It's just something I've
been wanting to do for a while. Oh man, all right, Well
that was a weird conversation. Here'sanother talking about snakes against a human.
Yeah, it'll bite you and eatyou you that's right. It'll cook like

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a giant squid. Love to seea snake cook a human any arms to
see what it looks like. Howdoes that work out? Maybe if you
pick it up from behind and startslinging it around and everything. Yeah yeah,
maybe you can you know, disorientedto where you can you know,

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put it back down to the ground, pick it up again and and but
that can snap off off. Well, the boy in the video that you're
going to see on the news washurt a little bit in a couple of

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different places. But it's because whilethey were freaking out about the snake.
Mom picked him up and tried torun away, and they fell in the
yard. His injuries are actually frommom. But she tried to pick up
the snake, pooped up her sonto run away, and then they fell
in the yard. The snake justlike waiting for them on it on their

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son sunbathing. Yeah. And thenwhen they came out, a little lawn
chair with his little sunglasses on.Yes, a little margarita and a book.
It's with his little lawn chair.We do have this margarita. Yeah,

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cools. Yeah, that a thirdof his little snake body is hanging
off the bottom of the chair towardsthe ground. It's frustrating. He can't
keep like the top tilted at theright angle where he can really relax.
You know, he's chairs. Man'snot made for me, was it?

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That was silly? Dumb man,that was silly. It's wrong with it.
I think we all need to goget our heads checked. God,
I don't even know what to say. I apologize, Thank you everybody,

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No, no, ye, no, we appreciate that apology. You have
the best line of the whole thingabout the nap getting snacked off. The
snake I stole that. I know, I know, and it was good.
It was a good callback there,good reference. So you know what
they say, the amateur imitates theprofessional steals. Yeah, exactly, and

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we all just want to be likeskin. Oh yeah, is that the
little snake when he falls off hischair? Oh he's sliding down, Yeah,
snake on the water slide. Allright, well that skin here's some

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bit he had a you know,OJ passed away. Do you'll remember that
OJ did die? Yes? Yes, yes, yes? Was that Monday?
Like that was the beginning of thisweek. What's happened since? Maybe
do we miss him? But uhno, I'd totally forgotten about that.
I I can't say that I misshim. No, Yeah, the world
has moved on. Well, everybodywas trying to make their OJ jokes and

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when that happened, because we're allinsensitive or whatever. And here's bens O
J. Simpson. You've heard ofhim, right, Yeah, they got
it died recently. Yeah, Well, for a long time, in like
film circles, there was constantly thisrumor that hey, you know, years
ago, before Arnold Swarzenegger was cast, O J. Simpson was originally tapped
to be determinator in the franchise Dude. When The Terminator was made, Arnold

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Schwarzenegger was not Arnold Schwarzenegger yet ina lot of ways. That I mean,
he had done you know, theConan movies, Conan the Barbarian and
Conan the Destroyer. But like,you know who else was in those Conan
movies was Wilt Chamberlain. Yeah,I mean it's it wouldn't have been that
outrageous if you're gonna get some becauseat that point most people knew Arnold from
that weight lifting or that body building. He was known as the bodybuilding guy.

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But what I'm saying is there's nota lot of dialogue in those films.
It just looked big, and sothe idea of getting Jim Brown or
OJ Simpson or a former athlete todo it is not outrageous, right because
there really isn't much dialogue for thatcharacter in these movies anyways. Right,
he doesn't say much, Right,he's just an unstoppable robot. I don't

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know. Would you think Oj wouldbe believable as a killer? Wow?
Wow, that is so good timelytopical. You would have won the Masters
this weekend had you had your shot. That's really good. It really did.

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You'll think it was good. Ithought it was really good. I
wish he'd gotten there without completely restatedwhat Skin already said about the character about
how there's not many lines. Idon't know why he had to use that
again to get where he was going, but I like where he ended up.
I thought he ended up in agood place. I was trying to
get somewhere, that's for sure.He had a plan. Yeah. Yeah,
the setup was a little bit onthe wieldy side, but there was

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payoff there. Yeah, pretty goodpayoff. Nice little layout too by the
crew, much like OJ did.That's all look at that. That's all
it takes. So he took astep in. Yeah, slash a broadcast

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that talent bleeds in our show alittle bit. That's all I got.
Alright, alright out. That wasso funny. I say, we do
have to get to this one,because I think our next remote is Thursday

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out of Buffalo. Wild Wings andGrapevine and Groubs has some new AMMO for
remotes every time that Mike introduces Yvonne, here's why. Also, finally,
Adam three here number three, letus introduce you to the Mexican But oh,

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my god, every remote with Now, yay, isn't that the restaurant
with do that? Watch me?Is it? What isn't that the restaurant
with the like a million dollar margarita? Actually it's the restaurant with a two
dollars margarita, fifty dollars margarita madeby the Mexican. Yes, god,

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let me tell you about the Mexican. Let us introduce you to the Mexicans.
So now you can use it onThursday. But that action too,
but all three of us, Butlet us introduce you to the Mexican.

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But that's gonna be fun. Gruby, can we squeeze in yours? Because
I like when? Uh yeah,okay, So this is a I believe
from yesterday. Gruby was talking aboutcheese. It's and he talked funny.
So that's my first dip into theradio waters. It's pretty awesome shooting Antonio

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Brown named Caitlin Clark is Cracker ofthe week. What's your favorite cracker?
Is Cracker of the day. I'msorry, Uh, Standard Salt Team,
Well, no that's not true becausea goldfish is technically a cracker and it
yeah, it's goldfish. Yeah,that's a cracker. Man, it's a
baked sat cracker. Is the cheeseat a cracker? Yeah, that's a
tough race. Yeah, cheese itversus goldfish is very much a day to

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day proposition. Then I might makeextra cheesy cheesy what I know, it's
weird. I'll make a note.Then I might make extra cheesy cheesey what.
Then I M. Then I M, Then I might I can't talk.

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I didn't even notice that at thetime I did. Then I M.
Then I might make extra cheesy weirddynamite. Then I M, like
I had a little botomy. ThenI M, I know, my man,

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thank you Greevy for cutting that offof yourself and including it. Yes,
I'm a hero. You are.You are a hero, A humble,
humble hero. Uh So, thereyou go. Julie's audio boxes for
the broadcasting. Yes, all right, excellent stick around humans. We're going
to make our way to the sunsetlounge. It's going to be lovely.