April 19, 2024 • 24 mins
We do our home run picks! NASA put out a sweetly inspirational tweet! Julie unearthed dating tips for couples from the 1950’s! Then we do the Two Minute Drill!
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All right. By thirty five isour time. This is the speakeasy.
We have Rangers baseball coming up,and we need some home run picks.
I guess I would be first onthe docket here. You might as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Glenn'sfire in your pick. You pick
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fourth today, but firemen, andwe'll give you somebody that has not been
chosen when you're up. I'm inthe one hole today, are you?
I'm the number one hole, followedby Julie groups Glenn's Mike. That's the
order today. Here's the lineup today, six twenty start against Atlanta. It's
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a good baseball team. Simeon first, real ball team. Seeger second,
Langford, third, El Bombay,fourth, Jonah Him fifth, Zeke Duran,
Josh Smith, Davis Weindsaal Winsday,the Baylor kid, Davis Windal,
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and Leodi Taveres ninth. That isyour order. I am going to shock
the world and pick Corey Seeger tohit a home run. Julie, I'm
gonna go l Bomby Doley Scarcia asthe second one selected. Grips. Give
me Leodi. He's gonna make upfor yesterday. Okay, he kind of
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made up for yesterday, yesterday.He's did good in the pickle and he
drove in a run in the nintheven more so. But he did ruin
Jack Lighter's career. He did.Yeah, he already got sent down.
Yeah, he ruined his entire career, which is unfortunate. Alright, let
me see if we've got a Glennpick here, reload, reload, nobody
will hit a home run. UhSimeon, Okay, they take Simeon.
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They took Simeon from you. Allright, do the right thing, do
the right thing. I guess JoshYoung is still out of the question.
Yeah, he sure is. MikeKid all right, I'm just checking in
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some Titanic form, little Hodadum.No white light for Jonaheim, Zeke grand
j Smith. I'll take Jonah Okay, Jonahan elect Mike put a hell of
a time Ronie, didn't it?Yah? All right, So there you
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are. They're a home run piece. Hey, Andrew Heeney on the hill
tonight. So we should give upten to twelve matter if we can score
fifteen. Get ready. Yep.It's a rough go with him so far.
Could have got rid of him ifJack Lighter pitched better, but he
didn't and now he's back in theminor leagues. Yeah, it's got some
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things to work out. Okay,fine, if it takes a little longer,
It takes a little longer. It'sone of those things that this is
gonna happen when it happens and notbefore. And it maybe a little early
for him. And I don't knowif they I don't even know if they
were planning, like to keep himup right, like the head guys get
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hurt, probably a spot start likethey brought up Owen White, I think,
basically to kind of break the gapand all that. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, so it's like, hey, get up here, start as
a game. And sure if hewent like seven innings and didn't allow a
run and gave him just two hits, you might have found a way to
keep him up. But I'm surethat they were darn good and ready to
have him make a start. Headback down and hopefully we'll see you later
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this year at some point. Andso hopefully we'll see you later this year
at some point, have a littlesuccess in the miners, come back up
here. You've been here before,you know a little bit more about what
it's like. You probably won't beso shaken up and antsy about everything,
and maybe Leodi will catch the ball. Yeah, maybe that would be good.
It would have helped. I'll saveyou three runs getting out. You
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might get to keep pitching. Yep, I would have helped. Maybe Leoti
should send him some chocolates or candyshould we're here. We're going inside.
Oh yeah, we're going inside,easy bro. Wow. Yeah that was
a little I said, we're goinginside. That's all what you do because
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we are standing at the front door. And when you stand at the front
door, you either go inside oryou don't. Okay, I'm just wondering
what everybody wanted to do. That'sa bo no no, you said it
was just suspicious. I could havesaid it a whole lot worse, but
I do. Yeah, prove it, don't worry about it. P word.
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Well, we're here because it's timefor us to wrap things up,
because the day is done and it'stime for us to tear it on down.
But uh, you know, we'llnever never make it by the place.
You'll never make it by the placeno no go. And you know
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what it is at your kind ofplace, it's a place you like to
go to. It's a place wherethey get you. It's a place where
they know you, you know them, but you go inside. That's right.
You can take the edge off andgo inside. It's a place where
the lights are dimn with music swings, but it's never too loud, and
(06:00):
you don't even have to tell themwhen to make it a double. It's
a place where the skirts are tightand the necklines plunge. Yeah, that's
right. It's that kind of place, the kind that you think doesn't exist
anymore, but it does. It'sthe Sunset Lounge. Go one step inside
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the green door, have a seatat the bar, and get in the
groove at the Sunset Lounge with theSpeakeasy on ninety seven one the Freak.
I have two things from Julie's brain, and now it's time for two things
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from Julie's brain. Thank you,mister announswer Man. Uh. This first
one is just a nice little tweetthat I wanted to share with you guys
that I saw this morning, becauseI always just think it's kind of fun
when there's like a business or somethingthat or some sort of inanimate object or
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whatever that starts tweeting, and thenthey start tweeting inspirational things and NASA had
a very inspirational tweet this morning thatI wanted to share with you guys.
NASA did. Yeah, it caughtme off guard, NASA. I thought
it'd be something scientific about rockets orsomething, but no, this is what
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NASA had to say this morning,and I actually think it's very nice.
And this is some nice words totake into the weekend with you for our
listeners. Okay, this is fromNASA. Hit us NASA on Twitter or
x. It's okay. If youdon't feel sparkly today, Okay, it's
cool. If you're not feeling it, step back for a bit. There's
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just one problem. You already sparkle. Maybe you don't see it, but
others do. You belong, justlike every star and this star cluster belongs.
That's very nice. That's real nice. Thank you NASA. So if
you're not feeling sparkly today, justremember what NASA told you. I wonder
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what low level NASA operative it wasand took it upon himself or herself to
get that out there. Whoever itis, we salute you. They changed
things out as quick on this world, So enjoy you every minute while you
have it. Yeah, inspirational starktalk. I'll say they say Donald Trump
(08:33):
was farting in court today? Whathe must have been taking a cue from
that that coach that farted bulk theJaguars GM. Are we trying to normalize
farting in public this week? Maybethey say Trump was farting in court and
fallen asleep a couple of times.Did I don't know? Great, Sure
(09:00):
tomorrow he'll be selling bottled Trump Fartthirteen ninety nine sell a few million,
So someone heard it. Yeah,it's being reported. Okay, but there
are some Trump farts that's disgusting.One's not it's great, it's funny,
(09:24):
all right. The other thing frommy brain. But this is something funny
that I found today. It's calledThis is also something that I think people
could use along with the star adviceabout sparkling throughout the weekend. You might
be going on a first date,maybe second date, or third date.
Maybe it's smash. Maybe you're marriedand you're just going out on a date.
(09:48):
You might need to be right remindedproper date etiquette. And I found
this nice piece of audio from thenineteen fifties. The nineteen fifties tips on
how to dine out with your dates. Here's something important for you, fellas
a way to indicate how much you'recan afford to spend. How would you
(10:09):
like this Hamburger Deluxe. I've hadit before and it's pretty good. The
thing for Alice to do is checkthe price of the Hamburger Deluxe. That
may not be what she wants,but it gives her a guide to about
how much Danny wants to spend.I think I'll have a chicken salad tak.
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Watch it's Danny who gives both ordersto the waitress. We'll have a
chicken salad sandwich and hamburger Deluxe tobust milk. Please all right, I
thank you, and conversation will followalong naturally, but let's leave them alone
(10:52):
for the meal. They'll use goodtable matters. Are you ready to go?
All right? Of course? Andhe helps her there and he won't
forget the tip. You know,in most eating places, tips are our
customer. So that whole menu thingwe need to know that if we go
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on a date. Is that real? We should suggest an item based on
its price to you so that you'llknow how much you have to spend.
I'm trying to that with Darcy tonight. Would you like to steal it,
caso Dorsey. Does that sound goodto you? I'll have three. What
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do I think about what the ideaof suggesting that menu on the item on
the menus so my date will knowabout how much to spend. Yes,
but I think that that's probably auseful idea. I think it with some
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not all, but some that Ihave known, it might have had its
place. So is that like justsome sort of subtle sign that US ladies
are just supposed to know about.No, No, not at all.
This is from the nineteen fifties.I know, if you take someone to
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a restaurant, go somewhere where youcan afford two entrees. Guys, yeah,
do that? Don't have a menu? Adam that if they order you
go crap. Now, I don'tknow what it's like to take somebody to
a restaurant in the fifties, becauseI was like ten men. Yeah,
Ok. What was it like inthe sixties or the seventies. I wouldn't
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know what's about the sixties either,because I couldn't get dates. But in
the seventies you were getting handfuls ofass with milkshakes. Yes, I was
good at Diana. Yes, didyou go on dates and diners. Probably
that was that video was Yeah,reminded me of the movie Diner. Yes,
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the diner was probably a swinging placeback in the time of the movie.
Love said, I love that heordered two glasses of milk. I
don't know the last time I hada glass of milk, especially at a
restaurant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me get the Let me get
a rabbi with asparagus. Maybe thatsteak cast mac and cheese and uh tall
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milk milk. Make it a double? Do you guys rock a hole?
Double milk? Only get that milk. Oh, my goodness, milk is
discussed. Milk is discussed. I'mso glad that I think the scientists downgraded
it to not as healthy as theypretended it was. And now don't feel
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bad about not having milk. Yeah, milk was a big milk movement back
in the day, with the milkmustache campaign. Oh yeah, strong bones,
big milk, A big cow,big cow cow pushing their milk.
They made sure every day when Iwas in grade school, in the first
and second grade, that we hadmilk. The only milk I liked was
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the strawberry milk. I didn't likeregular milk or chocolate milk, only strawberry
milk. We had no options.You got straight up milk? That was
it? Yeah? What about water? What about ham? How about squash?
What was your real question? Iforgot? I lost. Oh.
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I was also going to ask Igot a barrage? Do you? Because
the man also like helped her withher jacket and kind of laid it over
her shoulders and pulled out the chairright and then left the tip of course
he pulled they were walking off andhe was like, oh yeah, pulled
out some ones and get to thewaiters. Forgot. So you're asking,
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did I or do I do thosethings? Yeah? Probably not. Do
you ever help someone with their jacket? I think that's very romantic gesture.
I recommend it to men who areon dates if they have it. If
your woman as a jacket, that'dbe very nice. I would imagine that
I would be considered by most ofthe them fatals that I've been escorted,
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that I've escorted around, that Iwould be very lacking in that poor etiquette.
Yeah, you were my heart.Yeah. I like to open the
door, to open it and thenclose it before they're through. Oh yeah,
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hit him in the butt. Yeah, card to. I like to
open the car door, and whenshe starts to get in, but one
legs still out on the ground,I like to set the tone for this
slammer in the car door. Igotta let them know. Throw it out,
man. I like to help themout of their chair when dinner's over.
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Let me help you with your chairand she or you could do the
pull the chair out as they're sittingdown things. But guys did in high
school to each other or push itin way too hard, crash land.
I've got that chair and just shoveher into the table. Yeah, then
she farts, groovy, what itcan happen? No, No, she
doesn't. She doesn't. She hadmilk. They don't do that. Or
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she had a glass milk. Mike, When you were in school, did
you guys have the rectangle pizzas?We didn't have any pizzas. What did
you have? Pizza was not theThe pizza existed in the seventies, sixties.
Okay, well good bye to thefifties. Well when were you in
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elementary school in the I started infifty six. Okay, so in like
fifty nine, you didn't have rectanglepizza. We had no pizza of any
kind? What did you hate it? What did you have for lunch?
If you didn't have pizza, Idon't know. We have the milk,
these silly floppy joe things, andsometimes there'd be I don't know, some
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kind of roast beef or something likethat. Yeah, post war, Yeah
it did. Did you eat itno matter what? Yeah? Yeah?
Sure, just a bare handful ofslop meat? Yeah, either that or
you can have your mother make youa ham sandwich and bring it at your
lunch. Kid? Yeah? Kid? Did you get thereby answering the question
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what about ham? What about who? Now? In the fifties, did
we have cheetos? Yeah, youhad cheetos. In the fifties we have
goldfish, No cheese, it's noDorito's. No, you had pri Do's.
You had potato chips, usually Morton'spotato chips. No ruffles with ridges.
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No. Had they figured out thatcheddar and sour cream go together on
a chip yet? No? Theyhad not. Son of a bitch.
Aren't you glad you were in afifties kid? Yeah? I was blessed.
Yeah. How'd they survive without flaminghot cheetos? We managed somehow?
I don't know how, but wedid. I don't know how you survived
without that rectangle pizza so good,so good. I went and got some
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at the grocery store a couple ofweeks ago. When groups told me to
have them. I just walked upand down those aisles until I found one
that looked like the cafeteria. Airfried the hell out of it. Yeah.
Make you happy, Yeah, makeme happy. Good, get excited.
I don't know how we're gonna dowithout a two minute drill. Well,
we're not gonna do without a twominut drill. We're gonna do the
two minute drill. Yeah, let'sdo it. Okay, Well, like
just two on four seventy it's gonnamake a three minute drill three and a
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half quarter or seventy seven. Onenight seven one is our phone number.
You may use that phone number ifyou'd like to be a part of our
broadcast. We'd invite you to callin because we'd like you to be a
part of the show. What aboutyou? Two and four seventies and one
night said what, Mike, here'show we do this. You get thirty
seconds or until we determine that yourstory has become tired. So whichever happens.
First, start whatever you have tosay with the words. I think
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that be ready to go when wecome to you. Turn your radio down,
don't ask us how we are,expect nothing from us by way or
responsor reply. Adhere to these sixsimple edicts. Yeah, and this can
go wherever you might wish. Comeon, bitches, we got your chance
(19:41):
to take over the show. Allright, let's do it. Yeah,
you're on the two minute drill go. I think that the Rangers still sucked
ball. Why would you think that? You thought that? Like yesterday,
you're on the two minute drill go. I think that I've said before that
I listen at work and due tothe conjoined twins and the Pepperoni nips talk,
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I'm gonna be visiting HR very soonand I love your buns groups.
Guess what we don't have HR.You're on the too minute drill go.
I think that the Poor Soul onsix thirty five the other evening should have
taken Doyle King's advice. I don'tknow if Dallas is paying attention, but
maybe Dallas needs a reminder. I'llhang up and listen over if you ever
(20:26):
break down on the freeway in yourcar, in your car, or have
a wreck. Please, if youhave to get out of your car,
and sometimes it's pretty important you do, step over the guardrail, step over
the concrete wall, get out ofthe way of any traffic because they will
run over you. I'm Doyle olKing. I'm somebody destroyed. Six thirty
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five yesterday afterwork. It took meto over an hour to get home.
WHOA over an hour? Yeah,some medy jam that thing up. You're
on the two of the drill.Go, sorry, start again. You're
on the two minute drill. Go. I think that I had a terrible
opinion a couple of months ago tospeak easy is not better with KT.
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All right, you're on the twominute drill. Go. I think that
there's big balls in Countown, littleballs around lubberbuds. Okay, guys are
doing great today. You're on thetwo minute drill. Go. I think
that cost stars. Okay, sweet, you're on the two minute drill.
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Go. I think that there's lotsof tops of milks. There's a one.
There's the home milk, the milkyou can cook with it, h
freeze it uh stays out milkshakes,Uh, frozen frozen milk. Is good.
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Yes, we just determined that yourstory has become tired. So you're
all the tubided drill. Go.I think the Taylor swift makes me want
to lay myself on fire. Outsideof the Trump trial, you're a the
tube of drill. Go. Ithink that I am going to the reconsider
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lownes the wearing crocs with to doas the feet you the tub of drill.
You got the last word, go. I think that Michael Parsons and
Dak Prescott and Ceedee Lamb are goingto be playing for a different team next
year, and the Cowboys are goingto continue to suck for another thirty years.
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And with that, another broadcast weekcomes to an end. Thank you
very much for your time and attentionthis afternoon. Thanks to Shoopy over there
making it wonderful and that way thatonly he can now do. Stay tuned
because on the way, we gota lot of good stuff coming up for
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you tonight here on the Little Freak. That'll start with the news junkies.
Stand by for them. Be bythe channel Monday at two and we're back
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no idea what anyone's going through,So be cool to everyone. We love
you. Yeah yeah, like hewas back there. Be cool to everyone.
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Enjoy it, have a couple ofbeers to night, but you know,
get ready to work tomorrow. I'mat a colored Beer. Good show,
Love you, Bye bye, keepliving all right. Bye
All right. By thirty five isour time. This is the speakeasy.
We have Rangers baseball coming up,and we need some home run picks.
I guess I would be first onthe docket here. You might as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Glenn'sfire in your pick. You pick
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fourth today, but firemen, andwe'll give you somebody that has not been
chosen when you're up. I'm inthe one hole today, are you?
I'm the number one hole, followedby Julie groups Glenn's Mike. That's the
order today. Here's the lineup today, six twenty start against Atlanta. It's
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a good baseball team. Simeon first, real ball team. Seeger second,
Langford, third, El Bombay,fourth, Jonah Him fifth, Zeke Duran,
Josh Smith, Davis Weindsaal Winsday,the Baylor kid, Davis Windal,
(01:19):
and Leodi Taveres ninth. That isyour order. I am going to shock
the world and pick Corey Seeger tohit a home run. Julie, I'm
gonna go l Bomby Doley Scarcia asthe second one selected. Grips. Give
me Leodi. He's gonna make upfor yesterday. Okay, he kind of
(01:42):
made up for yesterday, yesterday.He's did good in the pickle and he
drove in a run in the nintheven more so. But he did ruin
Jack Lighter's career. He did.Yeah, he already got sent down.
Yeah, he ruined his entire career, which is unfortunate. Alright, let
me see if we've got a Glennpick here, reload, reload, nobody
will hit a home run. UhSimeon, Okay, they take Simeon.
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They took Simeon from you. Allright, do the right thing, do
the right thing. I guess JoshYoung is still out of the question.
Yeah, he sure is. MikeKid all right, I'm just checking in
(02:29):
some Titanic form, little Hodadum.No white light for Jonaheim, Zeke grand
j Smith. I'll take Jonah Okay, Jonahan elect Mike put a hell of
a time Ronie, didn't it?Yah? All right, So there you
(02:53):
are. They're a home run piece. Hey, Andrew Heeney on the hill
tonight. So we should give upten to twelve matter if we can score
fifteen. Get ready. Yep.It's a rough go with him so far.
Could have got rid of him ifJack Lighter pitched better, but he
didn't and now he's back in theminor leagues. Yeah, it's got some
(03:16):
things to work out. Okay,fine, if it takes a little longer,
It takes a little longer. It'sone of those things that this is
gonna happen when it happens and notbefore. And it maybe a little early
for him. And I don't knowif they I don't even know if they
were planning, like to keep himup right, like the head guys get
(03:38):
hurt, probably a spot start likethey brought up Owen White, I think,
basically to kind of break the gapand all that. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, so it's like, hey, get up here, start as
a game. And sure if hewent like seven innings and didn't allow a
run and gave him just two hits, you might have found a way to
keep him up. But I'm surethat they were darn good and ready to
have him make a start. Headback down and hopefully we'll see you later
(04:00):
this year at some point. Andso hopefully we'll see you later this year
at some point, have a littlesuccess in the miners, come back up
here. You've been here before,you know a little bit more about what
it's like. You probably won't beso shaken up and antsy about everything,
and maybe Leodi will catch the ball. Yeah, maybe that would be good.
It would have helped. I'll saveyou three runs getting out. You
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might get to keep pitching. Yep, I would have helped. Maybe Leoti
should send him some chocolates or candyshould we're here. We're going inside.
Oh yeah, we're going inside,easy bro. Wow. Yeah that was
a little I said, we're goinginside. That's all what you do because
(04:48):
we are standing at the front door. And when you stand at the front
door, you either go inside oryou don't. Okay, I'm just wondering
what everybody wanted to do. That'sa bo no no, you said it
was just suspicious. I could havesaid it a whole lot worse, but
I do. Yeah, prove it, don't worry about it. P word.
(05:16):
Well, we're here because it's timefor us to wrap things up,
because the day is done and it'stime for us to tear it on down.
But uh, you know, we'llnever never make it by the place.
You'll never make it by the placeno no go. And you know
(05:39):
what it is at your kind ofplace, it's a place you like to
go to. It's a place wherethey get you. It's a place where
they know you, you know them, but you go inside. That's right.
You can take the edge off andgo inside. It's a place where
the lights are dimn with music swings, but it's never too loud, and
(06:00):
you don't even have to tell themwhen to make it a double. It's
a place where the skirts are tightand the necklines plunge. Yeah, that's
right. It's that kind of place, the kind that you think doesn't exist
anymore, but it does. It'sthe Sunset Lounge. Go one step inside
(06:24):
the green door, have a seatat the bar, and get in the
groove at the Sunset Lounge with theSpeakeasy on ninety seven one the Freak.
I have two things from Julie's brain, and now it's time for two things
(06:44):
from Julie's brain. Thank you,mister announswer Man. Uh. This first
one is just a nice little tweetthat I wanted to share with you guys
that I saw this morning, becauseI always just think it's kind of fun
when there's like a business or somethingthat or some sort of inanimate object or
(07:06):
whatever that starts tweeting, and thenthey start tweeting inspirational things and NASA had
a very inspirational tweet this morning thatI wanted to share with you guys.
NASA did. Yeah, it caughtme off guard, NASA. I thought
it'd be something scientific about rockets orsomething, but no, this is what
(07:27):
NASA had to say this morning,and I actually think it's very nice.
And this is some nice words totake into the weekend with you for our
listeners. Okay, this is fromNASA. Hit us NASA on Twitter or
x. It's okay. If youdon't feel sparkly today, Okay, it's
cool. If you're not feeling it, step back for a bit. There's
(07:49):
just one problem. You already sparkle. Maybe you don't see it, but
others do. You belong, justlike every star and this star cluster belongs.
That's very nice. That's real nice. Thank you NASA. So if
you're not feeling sparkly today, justremember what NASA told you. I wonder
(08:13):
what low level NASA operative it wasand took it upon himself or herself to
get that out there. Whoever itis, we salute you. They changed
things out as quick on this world, So enjoy you every minute while you
have it. Yeah, inspirational starktalk. I'll say they say Donald Trump
(08:33):
was farting in court today? Whathe must have been taking a cue from
that that coach that farted bulk theJaguars GM. Are we trying to normalize
farting in public this week? Maybethey say Trump was farting in court and
fallen asleep a couple of times.Did I don't know? Great, Sure
(09:00):
tomorrow he'll be selling bottled Trump Fartthirteen ninety nine sell a few million,
So someone heard it. Yeah,it's being reported. Okay, but there
are some Trump farts that's disgusting.One's not it's great, it's funny,
(09:24):
all right. The other thing frommy brain. But this is something funny
that I found today. It's calledThis is also something that I think people
could use along with the star adviceabout sparkling throughout the weekend. You might
be going on a first date,maybe second date, or third date.
Maybe it's smash. Maybe you're marriedand you're just going out on a date.
(09:48):
You might need to be right remindedproper date etiquette. And I found
this nice piece of audio from thenineteen fifties. The nineteen fifties tips on
how to dine out with your dates. Here's something important for you, fellas
a way to indicate how much you'recan afford to spend. How would you
(10:09):
like this Hamburger Deluxe. I've hadit before and it's pretty good. The
thing for Alice to do is checkthe price of the Hamburger Deluxe. That
may not be what she wants,but it gives her a guide to about
how much Danny wants to spend.I think I'll have a chicken salad tak.
(10:31):
Watch it's Danny who gives both ordersto the waitress. We'll have a
chicken salad sandwich and hamburger Deluxe tobust milk. Please all right, I
thank you, and conversation will followalong naturally, but let's leave them alone
(10:52):
for the meal. They'll use goodtable matters. Are you ready to go?
All right? Of course? Andhe helps her there and he won't
forget the tip. You know,in most eating places, tips are our
customer. So that whole menu thingwe need to know that if we go
(11:18):
on a date. Is that real? We should suggest an item based on
its price to you so that you'llknow how much you have to spend.
I'm trying to that with Darcy tonight. Would you like to steal it,
caso Dorsey. Does that sound goodto you? I'll have three. What
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do I think about what the ideaof suggesting that menu on the item on
the menus so my date will knowabout how much to spend. Yes,
but I think that that's probably auseful idea. I think it with some
(12:03):
not all, but some that Ihave known, it might have had its
place. So is that like justsome sort of subtle sign that US ladies
are just supposed to know about.No, No, not at all.
This is from the nineteen fifties.I know, if you take someone to
(12:24):
a restaurant, go somewhere where youcan afford two entrees. Guys, yeah,
do that? Don't have a menu? Adam that if they order you
go crap. Now, I don'tknow what it's like to take somebody to
a restaurant in the fifties, becauseI was like ten men. Yeah,
Ok. What was it like inthe sixties or the seventies. I wouldn't
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know what's about the sixties either,because I couldn't get dates. But in
the seventies you were getting handfuls ofass with milkshakes. Yes, I was
good at Diana. Yes, didyou go on dates and diners. Probably
that was that video was Yeah,reminded me of the movie Diner. Yes,
(13:15):
the diner was probably a swinging placeback in the time of the movie.
Love said, I love that heordered two glasses of milk. I
don't know the last time I hada glass of milk, especially at a
restaurant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me get the Let me get
a rabbi with asparagus. Maybe thatsteak cast mac and cheese and uh tall
(13:39):
milk milk. Make it a double? Do you guys rock a hole?
Double milk? Only get that milk. Oh, my goodness, milk is
discussed. Milk is discussed. I'mso glad that I think the scientists downgraded
it to not as healthy as theypretended it was. And now don't feel
(14:00):
bad about not having milk. Yeah, milk was a big milk movement back
in the day, with the milkmustache campaign. Oh yeah, strong bones,
big milk, A big cow,big cow cow pushing their milk.
They made sure every day when Iwas in grade school, in the first
and second grade, that we hadmilk. The only milk I liked was
(14:20):
the strawberry milk. I didn't likeregular milk or chocolate milk, only strawberry
milk. We had no options.You got straight up milk? That was
it? Yeah? What about water? What about ham? How about squash?
What was your real question? Iforgot? I lost. Oh.
(14:46):
I was also going to ask Igot a barrage? Do you? Because
the man also like helped her withher jacket and kind of laid it over
her shoulders and pulled out the chairright and then left the tip of course
he pulled they were walking off andhe was like, oh yeah, pulled
out some ones and get to thewaiters. Forgot. So you're asking,
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did I or do I do thosethings? Yeah? Probably not. Do
you ever help someone with their jacket? I think that's very romantic gesture.
I recommend it to men who areon dates if they have it. If
your woman as a jacket, that'dbe very nice. I would imagine that
I would be considered by most ofthe them fatals that I've been escorted,
(15:35):
that I've escorted around, that Iwould be very lacking in that poor etiquette.
Yeah, you were my heart.Yeah. I like to open the
door, to open it and thenclose it before they're through. Oh yeah,
(15:58):
hit him in the butt. Yeah, card to. I like to
open the car door, and whenshe starts to get in, but one
legs still out on the ground,I like to set the tone for this
slammer in the car door. Igotta let them know. Throw it out,
man. I like to help themout of their chair when dinner's over.
(16:18):
Let me help you with your chairand she or you could do the
pull the chair out as they're sittingdown things. But guys did in high
school to each other or push itin way too hard, crash land.
I've got that chair and just shoveher into the table. Yeah, then
she farts, groovy, what itcan happen? No, No, she
doesn't. She doesn't. She hadmilk. They don't do that. Or
(16:41):
she had a glass milk. Mike, When you were in school, did
you guys have the rectangle pizzas?We didn't have any pizzas. What did
you have? Pizza was not theThe pizza existed in the seventies, sixties.
Okay, well good bye to thefifties. Well when were you in
(17:03):
elementary school in the I started infifty six. Okay, so in like
fifty nine, you didn't have rectanglepizza. We had no pizza of any
kind? What did you hate it? What did you have for lunch?
If you didn't have pizza, Idon't know. We have the milk,
these silly floppy joe things, andsometimes there'd be I don't know, some
(17:23):
kind of roast beef or something likethat. Yeah, post war, Yeah
it did. Did you eat itno matter what? Yeah? Yeah?
Sure, just a bare handful ofslop meat? Yeah, either that or
you can have your mother make youa ham sandwich and bring it at your
lunch. Kid? Yeah? Kid? Did you get thereby answering the question
(17:45):
what about ham? What about who? Now? In the fifties, did
we have cheetos? Yeah, youhad cheetos. In the fifties we have
goldfish, No cheese, it's noDorito's. No, you had pri Do's.
You had potato chips, usually Morton'spotato chips. No ruffles with ridges.
(18:07):
No. Had they figured out thatcheddar and sour cream go together on
a chip yet? No? Theyhad not. Son of a bitch.
Aren't you glad you were in afifties kid? Yeah? I was blessed.
Yeah. How'd they survive without flaminghot cheetos? We managed somehow?
I don't know how, but wedid. I don't know how you survived
without that rectangle pizza so good,so good. I went and got some
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at the grocery store a couple ofweeks ago. When groups told me to
have them. I just walked upand down those aisles until I found one
that looked like the cafeteria. Airfried the hell out of it. Yeah.
Make you happy, Yeah, makeme happy. Good, get excited.
I don't know how we're gonna dowithout a two minute drill. Well,
we're not gonna do without a twominut drill. We're gonna do the
two minute drill. Yeah, let'sdo it. Okay, Well, like
just two on four seventy it's gonnamake a three minute drill three and a
(18:57):
half quarter or seventy seven. Onenight seven one is our phone number.
You may use that phone number ifyou'd like to be a part of our
broadcast. We'd invite you to callin because we'd like you to be a
part of the show. What aboutyou? Two and four seventies and one
night said what, Mike, here'show we do this. You get thirty
seconds or until we determine that yourstory has become tired. So whichever happens.
First, start whatever you have tosay with the words. I think
(19:19):
that be ready to go when wecome to you. Turn your radio down,
don't ask us how we are,expect nothing from us by way or
responsor reply. Adhere to these sixsimple edicts. Yeah, and this can
go wherever you might wish. Comeon, bitches, we got your chance
(19:41):
to take over the show. Allright, let's do it. Yeah,
you're on the two minute drill go. I think that the Rangers still sucked
ball. Why would you think that? You thought that? Like yesterday,
you're on the two minute drill go. I think that I've said before that
I listen at work and due tothe conjoined twins and the Pepperoni nips talk,
(20:06):
I'm gonna be visiting HR very soonand I love your buns groups.
Guess what we don't have HR.You're on the too minute drill go.
I think that the Poor Soul onsix thirty five the other evening should have
taken Doyle King's advice. I don'tknow if Dallas is paying attention, but
maybe Dallas needs a reminder. I'llhang up and listen over if you ever
(20:26):
break down on the freeway in yourcar, in your car, or have
a wreck. Please, if youhave to get out of your car,
and sometimes it's pretty important you do, step over the guardrail, step over
the concrete wall, get out ofthe way of any traffic because they will
run over you. I'm Doyle olKing. I'm somebody destroyed. Six thirty
(21:02):
five yesterday afterwork. It took meto over an hour to get home.
WHOA over an hour? Yeah,some medy jam that thing up. You're
on the two of the drill.Go, sorry, start again. You're
on the two minute drill. Go. I think that I had a terrible
opinion a couple of months ago tospeak easy is not better with KT.
(21:22):
All right, you're on the twominute drill. Go. I think that
there's big balls in Countown, littleballs around lubberbuds. Okay, guys are
doing great today. You're on thetwo minute drill. Go. I think
that cost stars. Okay, sweet, you're on the two minute drill.
(21:48):
Go. I think that there's lotsof tops of milks. There's a one.
There's the home milk, the milkyou can cook with it, h
freeze it uh stays out milkshakes,Uh, frozen frozen milk. Is good.
(22:12):
Yes, we just determined that yourstory has become tired. So you're
all the tubided drill. Go.I think the Taylor swift makes me want
to lay myself on fire. Outsideof the Trump trial, you're a the
tube of drill. Go. Ithink that I am going to the reconsider
(22:33):
lownes the wearing crocs with to doas the feet you the tub of drill.
You got the last word, go. I think that Michael Parsons and
Dak Prescott and Ceedee Lamb are goingto be playing for a different team next
year, and the Cowboys are goingto continue to suck for another thirty years.
(22:57):
And with that, another broadcast weekcomes to an end. Thank you
very much for your time and attentionthis afternoon. Thanks to Shoopy over there
making it wonderful and that way thatonly he can now do. Stay tuned
because on the way, we gota lot of good stuff coming up for
(23:18):
you tonight here on the Little Freak. That'll start with the news junkies.
Stand by for them. Be bythe channel Monday at two and we're back
with another edition of the of theGood Little Speaking Sake. Remember you have
no idea what anyone's going through,So be cool to everyone. We love
you. Yeah yeah, like hewas back there. Be cool to everyone.
(24:23):
Enjoy it, have a couple ofbeers to night, but you know,
get ready to work tomorrow. I'mat a colored Beer. Good show,
Love you, Bye bye, keepliving all right. Bye
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