April 24, 2024 • 22 mins
Elaine Boosler had an issue trying to bring her purse into a Dodgers game! What’s the deal with arena/stadium bag policies? Julie tells us about Banana Botox!
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(00:11):
Five o'clock is fun. Drive hereon the speakeasy, and tomorrow at five
o'clock you will hear Groob's grenades.Friday at five o'clock you'll hear Julie's audio
boxes Clary very solid Rymi. Buttoday, today it will be Gateway to
(00:40):
the Rangers with Emily Jones, Soget your head right for that. It's
coming up here in about an hourand a half or so something like that.
But let's don't worry about that.Let's worry about this time for Hollywood
Swinging. Brought to you by AlamoDrafthouse. Thank you, Groovy welcome,
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thank you. Almo Draft House Cinema. Tuesday April thirtieth is the next time
you can go hang out with someof our freak peeps that let's freak in
chill coming up with the Bent andSkin Show. You can go watch mcgoober
with them on Tuesday, April thirtiethat the Almo Draft House and dent't tickets
just seven dollars for that. Inspace is limited, so you got to
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act fast. You might have beensaying, oh, get my tickets tomorrow,
and then tomorrow and then tomorrow.Will do it? Now, just
do it. Now. Yeah,no more, Tomorrow's ninety seven one freak
dot com to get your tickets rightnow, not via tomorrow. I think
about that right there. May notbuy your tickets today, although if there's
not a tomorrow, go to theyou'll to go bud a rain check.
(01:44):
You're next of ken ken, Yeah, yeah, buy them in, print
them out, make sure that you'renext of Ken's access to your to make
sure they know where they are.Yeah. If you pass away randomly,
shockingly, well then at least oneof your family members will have a little
cons knowing that they can go toLet's freaking Chill with the Ben and Skin
show on April thirtieth. Okay,so this story came down after the weekend
(02:09):
and I've been wanting to get toit. Do y'all know who this comedian,
Elaine Boosler is. I've heard thename. You've heard the name Boosler.
I've not been around for a longtime. Yes, I'm not super
familiar with her, but she hasbeen around for a long time. She's
a comedian, writer, and actress, actress, and she was one of
(02:30):
the few women working in stand upcomedy back in the seventies and eighties.
So she was like one of thefirst ones to do stand up. It's
like first women. And her styleof stand up comedy apparently is like an
observational style that included frank discussions abouther life as a single woman. Hell
yeah, that's her kind of lineof comedy talking about I mean he's a
(02:54):
little older. Yeah she looked backthen. You know, when you consider
what you normally run into in thatfield, what do you mean, you're
saying old people are ugly? Well, no, I'm no, I'm not
saying anybody's ugly. I'm just sayingthat some stand up comics, for ugly,
(03:16):
have been known to make their waythrough this world by playing off of
their looks. Okay, like theself deprecating humor kind of thing is their
whole brand, the hefty ones insome cases. Yeah, he is not
necessarily a bad thing. No,no, it's not. It's not.
I mean, there are those ofus who would tell you that a wise
(03:38):
man once said just also tends tomake you funnier. Thank you. You're
you're lacking the heft you once brought, so you've become a little less funny.
It's trying to make a comeback though. Oh no, that's the thing
with half You think, Yeah,I'm always trying to creep back yummy.
(03:58):
Yeah, Half Haines crap snacks areI mean, well, Alane Boosler,
you have to hand. Yeah youwanted to go, but it hangs hanging
haft. Yeah, it's a problem. So she recently was in the news
because she basically had melt down tryingto get into a Dodger game. And
(04:23):
I've actually detailed my experience with thisone particular rule that they now have a
lot of arenas and it's fine,it's for safety, but it is really
annoying when you wait in a reallylong line for something like I did at
the Cotton Bowl and you get allthe way up there and they're like,
you're not gonna be able to bringthat person because it's not clear ma'am.
(04:46):
So you can take it back toyour car, or we can just throw
it away, and those are youroptions. It's frustrating. I get it,
okay. I at the Cotton Bowl, I went and found there was
like this new little like locker.Someone saw this as a potential business opportunity
and they went and set up likea trailer with a little you know,
a space in it where you canlock your purses away for just twenty dollars.
(05:11):
Because people like Julie don't know therules when they come to anais.
Yeah, yeah, don't do yourGoogle got my ticket, got my ride,
got everything else. I had allour plans and then you get there
and it's like one little thing thatyou overlook and then you can't get in.
I had a friend stash their bagand the bushes at at and T
Stadium. I've done that. Youjust assume, yeah, I'll crawl back
(05:31):
in there T Stadium thing too,Yeah, the bushes to stash the man
out there. One of the entrancesthere was because she walked out to like
a hedgerow and just pushed the pursedown to where you can't see it anywhere,
and then on the way up stillthere. I mean, which also
admittedly like something we should know,we shouldn't screw up, but like I
scrip a lot of things, andthis one has a heavy, a hefty
(05:54):
penalty because you're trying to get somewhere. By the time it starts, you've
driven all that. It's just annoying. They're even doing this at the high
school like baseball games where I live. This happened to be at a high
school baseball event. So I guessit's pretty widespread now to where we should
just never if we're going to abig event. I guess we just need
to train ourselves to know that youcan't bring a person. But then sometimes
(06:15):
you can. Like at the StarsGames, you can. They had the
clear bag policy and then it wentaway. Now I don't think you can
ever bring in like a big,giant person anymore. It has to fit
a certain size, but it doesn'thave to be clear. So it's just
confusing. You can see where,like a woman, you might walk up
and not know all the various rulesfor the thing, and then you're really
(06:36):
far away and you've got to figureout if you want to trash your purse.
Ye, do they want the purses? Huh? Do they want the
purses? Well yeah, I meanbut they're saying the purses have to be
clear now a lot of these places, I mean, like at the Stars
game where they have to want them, yes, yes, yeah, look
through your stuff a little bit.You can always keystr stuff, Yeah you
(06:59):
can, but is that what keastis? Yeah, if you need something
up your bike, no, no, keyst is a street and o Cliff.
Yeah, but he's talking about keyster. Yeah. It's when you want
to if you need to get somethingfrom pointing to a point, but you
don't want someone to find it.Like, but purses are large, Well,
(07:20):
no, you wouldn't keystr the purse. You would keyster whatever's in the
purse that you need, like yourkeys, Yeah, maybe your keys.
Yeah. Love glass is nothing.Love glass is nothing you could crack of
a sudden. You just need todo a little touch up and pull it
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out here. Yeah. Yeah,Well I don't think any of those sound
like good alternatives. And women havea second option for not key string,
but there's another portal that could work. You know what we're saying. I
(08:05):
know what you're saying. That there'sjust and it's ridiculous. She is completely
off put by it. I can'tas well, you should be. I
can't. I'm sorry I said thatI shouldn't have. Apparently, apparently there
there's a name for that one too, Mike. It sounds like it sounds
like key stirring kind of, butit starts with a que instead tweet.
(08:31):
Ye you're on it, yep,starts with queen stirring. Oh what that's
disgusting, say that you wantd himall the way up that jumped off the
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autymore held his hand till the endof the day. I'll do it every
time. Yeah, we know yourguest face. You'll say whatever, Yes,
I will know. Nothing is thatimportant that you need to put it
in either portal? Well that's nottrue. It is true. But if
you're carrying crack cocaine, yeah aboutham not a crack cocaine kind of gal.
(09:16):
So what about hands? I don'tsee that as being important enough to
put up in a portal. You'llare disgusting. It's you're the one doing
this story, and it would hurtyou brought you brought this up. I
did not that if it worked foryou, we would not be having this
(09:39):
conversation. I didn't bring up puttinganything inside of my body or anybody's body.
You were clearly looking for suggestions onhow to get stuff into the game.
No. I was wanting you guysto say, we feel we as
men, feel some of your frustrations. Yes, we do it. We're
just trying to help. I wishI had a second storage compartment. I
don't are so lucky. You've gota winner. You have done just about
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everything. Game. Did you expectthis? Speak easy Domino effect? Jewels,
you gotta expect it by now.Always use your prison wallets, prison
wallet, cam wallet. It's warminghere. Can take the videos a new
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one. This is a new onefor me to have to deal with too,
unfortunates. What about put it inthe under boob under We got three
places, it's more it's more acceptable. But I'm talking about a whole perse.
It won't fit in any of thesethings. And how big your boobs
are? Well, you got whatyou got and your other stuff. Okay,
(10:48):
let's go back to this lady.You all are crazy. It's cold
here. All put by this rightnow. I'm all right, I am.
I'm sorry, Jewels, I am. I know I contributed to that,
and I'm old enough to know better. That's okay. I like to
apologize for Mike and groups and wherethey took that. I regret nothing.
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You were the ring later you werehe was You started with the keyster thing.
Well, Elaine Boosler, she didn'tput it in any of those places.
She could have put it in herCaboozler she went with her. You
could have what I could have putit in her Cuboozler back to the book
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because her name is Boozler. Yeah, you're proud of that. Mike liked
it a Mike I did. Igot him Cabozler. So it was a
big purse. It was a bigpurse that she had made. It seemed
(12:00):
specifically to go to baseball games.It was a baseball purse. It was
shaped like a baseball paint. Itwas real cute, and she was all
excided go to this Dodger game.Okay, and apparently she's done a lot
for the organization, like she sangthe anthem and she's been up in the
booth with them, and she's kindof a friend of the Dodgers. So
she's got a whole lot of doyou know who I am? Yeah,
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yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.Good for her. I hope she got
arrested and she wanted to get intothe Dodger She wanted to get into Dodgers
Stadium on Sunday in LA with hercute baseball purse. I think she brought
like a nephew type person with hertoo. So she's taken a kid type
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maybe it was like teenager or whateverto the game and they tell her that
she can't bring in her cute baseballpurse. She gets pissed. Things escalate
And what do you do when youget mad about something and you really need
to vent but you don't know whoto vent to? Who do you talk
to? Punch the kid to aworld social media? Oh okay, So
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she went on YouTube venting about herwhole experience at Dodger Stadium when she was
told she couldn't bring in her baseballperson. And here's what she had to
say. I don't know how yourSunday went, but I'll bet you it
was better than mine. Here aremy wrists after being handcuffed for two hours
at Dodger Stadium. That's right,I was arrested. I didn't know that
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your bag coming into the stadium hadto be clear, and I was so
excited to bring my new little baseballbag into the stadium, which is so
adorable, and my baseball sucks.I'm a baseball fan. This looks big
because of the phone, but it'sten inches across this bag. It's nothing
and there's like nothing in it.And they said, nope, you have
to bring it back to the caror throw it away. And I said,
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wow, the car, let's see, we paid fifty dollars to park
a mile away and it's eighty degreesand the tickets were three hundred and the
secondary market and nowhere did I seeit say it has to be a clear
bag. You should let me in. No terrorism, the terrorist of obviously
one, and I said terrorism.I've sung the anthem here five times.
I've been in the booth fifty times. I've done everything extra for Dodger Stadium
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a comedian can do. I Ohmy goodness, I've played in the Hollywood
Stars game ten times. Just letme in with the bag. No,
you can't come in. And itgot heated, but quiet. I did
lose an F bomb, but itwas quiet. And unfortunately the guy at
the gate was that kind of guywith just a little bit of power,
just a little bit of power,and that's the most dangerous guys with a
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little bit of power. Oh man, okayist of it interject for a second
here. Yeah, I'm glad shegot handcuffed because she attempted to pull exactly
what she is accusing that person ofdoing a little All she's bitching about is
how I should have had a littlebit of power to not follow the rules
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and it'd be cool. That's allshe wanted was No, the rules don't
apply to me, and if theydo, I'm outraged. And I'm actually
convinced that if I tell the Internetthat I insist the rules don't apply to
me, they'll be on my side. What a lack of self awareness.
Yeah, she should have keeystered it. It's a little bit. I think
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she's taking some heat for this,and this is being accused of being a
Karen. Maybe, oh not theKaren. This is a Karen take.
But I also feel her frustration.I get it. I get it not
knowing the rules, and it sucksbecause I don't look up rules of establishments
very often before I go to them, and that sucks. No, you
(15:39):
gotta walk back to your car.That sucks. Yeah, eighty it does.
But eighty degrees tough break. Ifyou're going anywhere these days, don't
you pretty much know not to takeanything? Yeah, it's hard, like
situation, No, it's hard.It's hard for women. My situation when
I was going to the Cotton Bowwas like it was after we had been
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to lunch, and it was likefrom one place to the next. So
I packed for going to lunch andI needed all these things, and then
we got in the uber and thenwe went to the game, and so
anyway, I see how it canhappen. You're on her side, aren't
you. I am, But Ididn't. I'm against you. I didn't
argue like that. Whenever this happened. You're just like, damn it,
I hate this. I just gotreally frustrated. Yeah, but you're a
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normal person. You're like, damnit. That role sucks for me right
now. I don't like this rightas opposed to let me in any way.
If your stupid rule, I'm me. She's telling like the security worker.
I've played in the Hollywood Stars gameten times? Cool? What I
sung the national anthem, been tothe broadcast booth fifty times? Wait?
Why have the Dodgers had Lane Booslerin the broadcast booth fifty times? Funny?
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Why do they do that a lot? They just bring in celebrities,
And I would imagine they do itright now, that very much. I
would imagine they do it every nowand then. Yeah, just to kind
of shoot the breeze. Yeah,they have a few more celebrities at their
games. They do. I don'tknow. Don't you want to hear baseball
talk, not her jokes. Yeah, it depends how good her jokes are.
I keep hoping they'll last me.But I don't think that's going to
(17:15):
happen. You'd be perfect in thatsetting. I don't think that's going to
happen. I think on a daywhere BASIC's calling the game, we can
get you in there, because he'lldo that just to piss off his boss.
He'd think it's funny. Oh hewould. Okay, I think we
could pull this off. All right. I'll be a party to that.
He'd be perfect for that because it'sjust like doing radio kinda you know,
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you don't have to actually call theplays. You can just sit there and
chime in. It'd be great.But it did make me think too about
like going to sporting events and howbig of a beating it is. Yeah,
it's an ass whip, and howthey just keep jacking up the prices
on everything because in a way,like if you want to go to the
sporting event, you know that they'vekind of got you. They're kind of
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holding you hostage at this point.If you want to go to this,
you have to park somewhere, right, and here's the only place to park
so it's going to be fifty dollarsor one hundred dollars or two hundred dollars
or whatever. If you want adecent ticket to the Stars game, guess
what one hundred and fifty And that'sa ticket. And that's not even a
playoff game. I have no ideawhat I would pay to go to a
playoff game. But like, I'vegone to a couple of Stars games earlier
(18:19):
this year, and I was justlike, yeah, I want to go
to a Stars game. Yeah,but you know, I'm fancy, so
I'm like, obviously want to bein the lower bowl. Yeah, And
so it's like, okay, coolstarts about one hundred and forty hundred and
fifty and going to concerts. I'velooked at up a couple of concerts after
I learned about them from mister Dallason a Thursday, and I'm like,
oh, one hundred and fifty bucks, it's like the minimum to go do
something. But yeah, then youyeah, by the way tomorrow, and
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then you throw parking on top ofthat, and then I don't know,
it's just tough. I don't know, man, I don't know, man.
And now it's going to be hardto go to a Dallas Wings game.
The prices have gone up over onehundred percent. They have shout out
to Caitlin and they're moving to theconventions in her Yeah. Yes, they're
moving to Memorial Auditorium, the onetime home of the Dallas Chaparral. Get
(19:03):
that. Caitlyn Clark is Magic Johnson, Michael Jordan, Larry Bird all in
one. Like She's like, don'tworry, I'll bring this league up.
Got it's doing curls with the wholeWNBA. Yeah, pretty badass. So
there's your there's your bag story,your baseball bag story. And I do
feel sorry for her and her cutebaseball bag. That's a tough break,
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A real quick one here that Ilearned about. Because we like to have
fun with food, and Mike likesbananas, right, banana And Jeff likes
botox. I haven't had it ina while, but if somebody out there
has got the hookup, I'd lovesome cheap bowtok that's what they're doing.
Yeah, I'd take some of thatbanana bowtox. Yeah, I'll give what
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does that mean, I'll give youa banana for it. You'll give you
a banana for botox? Yeah,Mike likes bananas and Jeff legs botox,
and now and you put the twoof you together, you can do banana
botox, the latest beauty trend.Inject banana into you. No, you
just kind of rub over your face. Well, yeah, so this is
something that influencers are doing. They'reslapping banana peels. So they're taking the
(20:15):
peels of the banana and smashing itonto them their faces and saying that it
gives them a natural botox effect.Huh, I'll take that bet uh huh.
So really they're just trying to getpeople to slap each other in the
face with banana peels. Yeah,pretty much. Doctors say that there's no
(20:37):
scientific evidence to suggest that rubbing abanana peel on your face is going to
help with wrinkles or inflammation. Butthey do contain antioxidants, and that's one
of those like key key words.When you go to the medspa, you
go to the facial place, they'relike, oh, you have antioxidants in
this solution. That's why we eatthem. You must buy this solution for
ninety nine dollars and it will helpbecause of the antioxidant. Well, you
(21:02):
can get it right, there inyour banana peel. So I don't see
the problem in just at least tryingthis to see if you notice any of
the benefits from banana peel bowtok.All right, how do you do it?
Well, we'll show you tomorrow,Mike at Buffalo Wild Wings. I'll
bring the banana. Okay, we'lldo this, all right, we were
all botox. You're gonna look beautiful. Well, apparently, like some people
(21:22):
on social media, they are chimingin about this, are saying, like
one person said, or grandmother didit a long time ago and had zero
wrinkles. So maybe the grandma's weredoing this back in the day they were.
I think you just take the bananapeel, Mike, and you just
smush it, smush it and youjust kind of rub it all around your
face. It's like a little facemask. Do you want to do it
(21:42):
tomorrow? Yeah, I'll do ittomorrow tomorrow. Just bringing the banana.
I don't know. I could sayI'm gonna bring the banana. You won't,
but I will forget. We're allgonna forget the banana. I'll bet
you car carrier banana banana. Yeah, raft bring us a banana. Yes,
somebody bring a banana. Maybe Danwill bring a banana. Dan's going
(22:03):
to join us tomorrow at Buffalo WildWing. He'll do the banana peel botox
with you. That'll be great.Wouldn't that be cute Like a little slumber
party with your face masks with misterDan. Yeah. Keys through this segment,
moving along. Coming up next,it's time for the Best Damn Sports
segment. Perry and Chuck Cooperstein willjoin us MAVs party next
Five o'clock is fun. Drive hereon the speakeasy, and tomorrow at five
o'clock you will hear Groob's grenades.Friday at five o'clock you'll hear Julie's audio
boxes Clary very solid Rymi. Buttoday, today it will be Gateway to
(00:40):
the Rangers with Emily Jones, Soget your head right for that. It's
coming up here in about an hourand a half or so something like that.
But let's don't worry about that.Let's worry about this time for Hollywood
Swinging. Brought to you by AlamoDrafthouse. Thank you, Groovy welcome,
(01:03):
thank you. Almo Draft House Cinema. Tuesday April thirtieth is the next time
you can go hang out with someof our freak peeps that let's freak in
chill coming up with the Bent andSkin Show. You can go watch mcgoober
with them on Tuesday, April thirtiethat the Almo Draft House and dent't tickets
just seven dollars for that. Inspace is limited, so you got to
(01:23):
act fast. You might have beensaying, oh, get my tickets tomorrow,
and then tomorrow and then tomorrow.Will do it? Now, just
do it. Now. Yeah,no more, Tomorrow's ninety seven one freak
dot com to get your tickets rightnow, not via tomorrow. I think
about that right there. May notbuy your tickets today, although if there's
not a tomorrow, go to theyou'll to go bud a rain check.
(01:44):
You're next of ken ken, Yeah, yeah, buy them in, print
them out, make sure that you'renext of Ken's access to your to make
sure they know where they are.Yeah. If you pass away randomly,
shockingly, well then at least oneof your family members will have a little
cons knowing that they can go toLet's freaking Chill with the Ben and Skin
show on April thirtieth. Okay,so this story came down after the weekend
(02:09):
and I've been wanting to get toit. Do y'all know who this comedian,
Elaine Boosler is. I've heard thename. You've heard the name Boosler.
I've not been around for a longtime. Yes, I'm not super
familiar with her, but she hasbeen around for a long time. She's
a comedian, writer, and actress, actress, and she was one of
(02:30):
the few women working in stand upcomedy back in the seventies and eighties.
So she was like one of thefirst ones to do stand up. It's
like first women. And her styleof stand up comedy apparently is like an
observational style that included frank discussions abouther life as a single woman. Hell
yeah, that's her kind of lineof comedy talking about I mean he's a
(02:54):
little older. Yeah she looked backthen. You know, when you consider
what you normally run into in thatfield, what do you mean, you're
saying old people are ugly? Well, no, I'm no, I'm not
saying anybody's ugly. I'm just sayingthat some stand up comics, for ugly,
(03:16):
have been known to make their waythrough this world by playing off of
their looks. Okay, like theself deprecating humor kind of thing is their
whole brand, the hefty ones insome cases. Yeah, he is not
necessarily a bad thing. No,no, it's not. It's not.
I mean, there are those ofus who would tell you that a wise
(03:38):
man once said just also tends tomake you funnier. Thank you. You're
you're lacking the heft you once brought, so you've become a little less funny.
It's trying to make a comeback though. Oh no, that's the thing
with half You think, Yeah,I'm always trying to creep back yummy.
(03:58):
Yeah, Half Haines crap snacks areI mean, well, Alane Boosler,
you have to hand. Yeah youwanted to go, but it hangs hanging
haft. Yeah, it's a problem. So she recently was in the news
because she basically had melt down tryingto get into a Dodger game. And
(04:23):
I've actually detailed my experience with thisone particular rule that they now have a
lot of arenas and it's fine,it's for safety, but it is really
annoying when you wait in a reallylong line for something like I did at
the Cotton Bowl and you get allthe way up there and they're like,
you're not gonna be able to bringthat person because it's not clear ma'am.
(04:46):
So you can take it back toyour car, or we can just throw
it away, and those are youroptions. It's frustrating. I get it,
okay. I at the Cotton Bowl, I went and found there was
like this new little like locker.Someone saw this as a potential business opportunity
and they went and set up likea trailer with a little you know,
a space in it where you canlock your purses away for just twenty dollars.
(05:11):
Because people like Julie don't know therules when they come to anais.
Yeah, yeah, don't do yourGoogle got my ticket, got my ride,
got everything else. I had allour plans and then you get there
and it's like one little thing thatyou overlook and then you can't get in.
I had a friend stash their bagand the bushes at at and T
Stadium. I've done that. Youjust assume, yeah, I'll crawl back
(05:31):
in there T Stadium thing too,Yeah, the bushes to stash the man
out there. One of the entrancesthere was because she walked out to like
a hedgerow and just pushed the pursedown to where you can't see it anywhere,
and then on the way up stillthere. I mean, which also
admittedly like something we should know,we shouldn't screw up, but like I
scrip a lot of things, andthis one has a heavy, a hefty
(05:54):
penalty because you're trying to get somewhere. By the time it starts, you've
driven all that. It's just annoying. They're even doing this at the high
school like baseball games where I live. This happened to be at a high
school baseball event. So I guessit's pretty widespread now to where we should
just never if we're going to abig event. I guess we just need
to train ourselves to know that youcan't bring a person. But then sometimes
(06:15):
you can. Like at the StarsGames, you can. They had the
clear bag policy and then it wentaway. Now I don't think you can
ever bring in like a big,giant person anymore. It has to fit
a certain size, but it doesn'thave to be clear. So it's just
confusing. You can see where,like a woman, you might walk up
and not know all the various rulesfor the thing, and then you're really
(06:36):
far away and you've got to figureout if you want to trash your purse.
Ye, do they want the purses? Huh? Do they want the
purses? Well yeah, I meanbut they're saying the purses have to be
clear now a lot of these places, I mean, like at the Stars
game where they have to want them, yes, yes, yeah, look
through your stuff a little bit.You can always keystr stuff, Yeah you
(06:59):
can, but is that what keastis? Yeah, if you need something
up your bike, no, no, keyst is a street and o Cliff.
Yeah, but he's talking about keyster. Yeah. It's when you want
to if you need to get somethingfrom pointing to a point, but you
don't want someone to find it.Like, but purses are large, Well,
(07:20):
no, you wouldn't keystr the purse. You would keyster whatever's in the
purse that you need, like yourkeys, Yeah, maybe your keys.
Yeah. Love glass is nothing.Love glass is nothing you could crack of
a sudden. You just need todo a little touch up and pull it
(07:41):
out here. Yeah. Yeah,Well I don't think any of those sound
like good alternatives. And women havea second option for not key string,
but there's another portal that could work. You know what we're saying. I
(08:05):
know what you're saying. That there'sjust and it's ridiculous. She is completely
off put by it. I can'tas well, you should be. I
can't. I'm sorry I said thatI shouldn't have. Apparently, apparently there
there's a name for that one too, Mike. It sounds like it sounds
like key stirring kind of, butit starts with a que instead tweet.
(08:31):
Ye you're on it, yep,starts with queen stirring. Oh what that's
disgusting, say that you wantd himall the way up that jumped off the
(08:52):
autymore held his hand till the endof the day. I'll do it every
time. Yeah, we know yourguest face. You'll say whatever, Yes,
I will know. Nothing is thatimportant that you need to put it
in either portal? Well that's nottrue. It is true. But if
you're carrying crack cocaine, yeah aboutham not a crack cocaine kind of gal.
(09:16):
So what about hands? I don'tsee that as being important enough to
put up in a portal. You'llare disgusting. It's you're the one doing
this story, and it would hurtyou brought you brought this up. I
did not that if it worked foryou, we would not be having this
(09:39):
conversation. I didn't bring up puttinganything inside of my body or anybody's body.
You were clearly looking for suggestions onhow to get stuff into the game.
No. I was wanting you guysto say, we feel we as
men, feel some of your frustrations. Yes, we do it. We're
just trying to help. I wishI had a second storage compartment. I
don't are so lucky. You've gota winner. You have done just about
(10:05):
everything. Game. Did you expectthis? Speak easy Domino effect? Jewels,
you gotta expect it by now.Always use your prison wallets, prison
wallet, cam wallet. It's warminghere. Can take the videos a new
(10:28):
one. This is a new onefor me to have to deal with too,
unfortunates. What about put it inthe under boob under We got three
places, it's more it's more acceptable. But I'm talking about a whole perse.
It won't fit in any of thesethings. And how big your boobs
are? Well, you got whatyou got and your other stuff. Okay,
(10:48):
let's go back to this lady.You all are crazy. It's cold
here. All put by this rightnow. I'm all right, I am.
I'm sorry, Jewels, I am. I know I contributed to that,
and I'm old enough to know better. That's okay. I like to
apologize for Mike and groups and wherethey took that. I regret nothing.
(11:09):
You were the ring later you werehe was You started with the keyster thing.
Well, Elaine Boosler, she didn'tput it in any of those places.
She could have put it in herCaboozler she went with her. You
could have what I could have putit in her Cuboozler back to the book
(11:37):
because her name is Boozler. Yeah, you're proud of that. Mike liked
it a Mike I did. Igot him Cabozler. So it was a
big purse. It was a bigpurse that she had made. It seemed
(12:00):
specifically to go to baseball games.It was a baseball purse. It was
shaped like a baseball paint. Itwas real cute, and she was all
excided go to this Dodger game.Okay, and apparently she's done a lot
for the organization, like she sangthe anthem and she's been up in the
booth with them, and she's kindof a friend of the Dodgers. So
she's got a whole lot of doyou know who I am? Yeah,
(12:22):
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.Good for her. I hope she got
arrested and she wanted to get intothe Dodger She wanted to get into Dodgers
Stadium on Sunday in LA with hercute baseball purse. I think she brought
like a nephew type person with hertoo. So she's taken a kid type
(12:43):
maybe it was like teenager or whateverto the game and they tell her that
she can't bring in her cute baseballpurse. She gets pissed. Things escalate
And what do you do when youget mad about something and you really need
to vent but you don't know whoto vent to? Who do you talk
to? Punch the kid to aworld social media? Oh okay, So
(13:03):
she went on YouTube venting about herwhole experience at Dodger Stadium when she was
told she couldn't bring in her baseballperson. And here's what she had to
say. I don't know how yourSunday went, but I'll bet you it
was better than mine. Here aremy wrists after being handcuffed for two hours
at Dodger Stadium. That's right,I was arrested. I didn't know that
(13:24):
your bag coming into the stadium hadto be clear, and I was so
excited to bring my new little baseballbag into the stadium, which is so
adorable, and my baseball sucks.I'm a baseball fan. This looks big
because of the phone, but it'sten inches across this bag. It's nothing
and there's like nothing in it.And they said, nope, you have
to bring it back to the caror throw it away. And I said,
(13:46):
wow, the car, let's see, we paid fifty dollars to park
a mile away and it's eighty degreesand the tickets were three hundred and the
secondary market and nowhere did I seeit say it has to be a clear
bag. You should let me in. No terrorism, the terrorist of obviously
one, and I said terrorism.I've sung the anthem here five times.
I've been in the booth fifty times. I've done everything extra for Dodger Stadium
(14:09):
a comedian can do. I Ohmy goodness, I've played in the Hollywood
Stars game ten times. Just letme in with the bag. No,
you can't come in. And itgot heated, but quiet. I did
lose an F bomb, but itwas quiet. And unfortunately the guy at
the gate was that kind of guywith just a little bit of power,
just a little bit of power,and that's the most dangerous guys with a
(14:31):
little bit of power. Oh man, okayist of it interject for a second
here. Yeah, I'm glad shegot handcuffed because she attempted to pull exactly
what she is accusing that person ofdoing a little All she's bitching about is
how I should have had a littlebit of power to not follow the rules
(14:54):
and it'd be cool. That's allshe wanted was No, the rules don't
apply to me, and if theydo, I'm outraged. And I'm actually
convinced that if I tell the Internetthat I insist the rules don't apply to
me, they'll be on my side. What a lack of self awareness.
Yeah, she should have keeystered it. It's a little bit. I think
(15:18):
she's taking some heat for this,and this is being accused of being a
Karen. Maybe, oh not theKaren. This is a Karen take.
But I also feel her frustration.I get it. I get it not
knowing the rules, and it sucksbecause I don't look up rules of establishments
very often before I go to them, and that sucks. No, you
(15:39):
gotta walk back to your car.That sucks. Yeah, eighty it does.
But eighty degrees tough break. Ifyou're going anywhere these days, don't
you pretty much know not to takeanything? Yeah, it's hard, like
situation, No, it's hard.It's hard for women. My situation when
I was going to the Cotton Bowwas like it was after we had been
(16:02):
to lunch, and it was likefrom one place to the next. So
I packed for going to lunch andI needed all these things, and then
we got in the uber and thenwe went to the game, and so
anyway, I see how it canhappen. You're on her side, aren't
you. I am, But Ididn't. I'm against you. I didn't
argue like that. Whenever this happened. You're just like, damn it,
I hate this. I just gotreally frustrated. Yeah, but you're a
(16:25):
normal person. You're like, damnit. That role sucks for me right
now. I don't like this rightas opposed to let me in any way.
If your stupid rule, I'm me. She's telling like the security worker.
I've played in the Hollywood Stars gameten times? Cool? What I
sung the national anthem, been tothe broadcast booth fifty times? Wait?
Why have the Dodgers had Lane Booslerin the broadcast booth fifty times? Funny?
(16:52):
Why do they do that a lot? They just bring in celebrities,
And I would imagine they do itright now, that very much. I
would imagine they do it every nowand then. Yeah, just to kind
of shoot the breeze. Yeah,they have a few more celebrities at their
games. They do. I don'tknow. Don't you want to hear baseball
talk, not her jokes. Yeah, it depends how good her jokes are.
I keep hoping they'll last me.But I don't think that's going to
(17:15):
happen. You'd be perfect in thatsetting. I don't think that's going to
happen. I think on a daywhere BASIC's calling the game, we can
get you in there, because he'lldo that just to piss off his boss.
He'd think it's funny. Oh hewould. Okay, I think we
could pull this off. All right. I'll be a party to that.
He'd be perfect for that because it'sjust like doing radio kinda you know,
(17:36):
you don't have to actually call theplays. You can just sit there and
chime in. It'd be great.But it did make me think too about
like going to sporting events and howbig of a beating it is. Yeah,
it's an ass whip, and howthey just keep jacking up the prices
on everything because in a way,like if you want to go to the
sporting event, you know that they'vekind of got you. They're kind of
(17:59):
holding you hostage at this point.If you want to go to this,
you have to park somewhere, right, and here's the only place to park
so it's going to be fifty dollarsor one hundred dollars or two hundred dollars
or whatever. If you want adecent ticket to the Stars game, guess
what one hundred and fifty And that'sa ticket. And that's not even a
playoff game. I have no ideawhat I would pay to go to a
playoff game. But like, I'vegone to a couple of Stars games earlier
(18:19):
this year, and I was justlike, yeah, I want to go
to a Stars game. Yeah,but you know, I'm fancy, so
I'm like, obviously want to bein the lower bowl. Yeah, And
so it's like, okay, coolstarts about one hundred and forty hundred and
fifty and going to concerts. I'velooked at up a couple of concerts after
I learned about them from mister Dallason a Thursday, and I'm like,
oh, one hundred and fifty bucks, it's like the minimum to go do
something. But yeah, then youyeah, by the way tomorrow, and
(18:42):
then you throw parking on top ofthat, and then I don't know,
it's just tough. I don't know, man, I don't know, man.
And now it's going to be hardto go to a Dallas Wings game.
The prices have gone up over onehundred percent. They have shout out
to Caitlin and they're moving to theconventions in her Yeah. Yes, they're
moving to Memorial Auditorium, the onetime home of the Dallas Chaparral. Get
(19:03):
that. Caitlyn Clark is Magic Johnson, Michael Jordan, Larry Bird all in
one. Like She's like, don'tworry, I'll bring this league up.
Got it's doing curls with the wholeWNBA. Yeah, pretty badass. So
there's your there's your bag story,your baseball bag story. And I do
feel sorry for her and her cutebaseball bag. That's a tough break,
(19:30):
A real quick one here that Ilearned about. Because we like to have
fun with food, and Mike likesbananas, right, banana And Jeff likes
botox. I haven't had it ina while, but if somebody out there
has got the hookup, I'd lovesome cheap bowtok that's what they're doing.
Yeah, I'd take some of thatbanana bowtox. Yeah, I'll give what
(19:52):
does that mean, I'll give youa banana for it. You'll give you
a banana for botox? Yeah,Mike likes bananas and Jeff legs botox,
and now and you put the twoof you together, you can do banana
botox, the latest beauty trend.Inject banana into you. No, you
just kind of rub over your face. Well, yeah, so this is
something that influencers are doing. They'reslapping banana peels. So they're taking the
(20:15):
peels of the banana and smashing itonto them their faces and saying that it
gives them a natural botox effect.Huh, I'll take that bet uh huh.
So really they're just trying to getpeople to slap each other in the
face with banana peels. Yeah,pretty much. Doctors say that there's no
(20:37):
scientific evidence to suggest that rubbing abanana peel on your face is going to
help with wrinkles or inflammation. Butthey do contain antioxidants, and that's one
of those like key key words.When you go to the medspa, you
go to the facial place, they'relike, oh, you have antioxidants in
this solution. That's why we eatthem. You must buy this solution for
ninety nine dollars and it will helpbecause of the antioxidant. Well, you
(21:02):
can get it right, there inyour banana peel. So I don't see
the problem in just at least tryingthis to see if you notice any of
the benefits from banana peel bowtok.All right, how do you do it?
Well, we'll show you tomorrow,Mike at Buffalo Wild Wings. I'll
bring the banana. Okay, we'lldo this, all right, we were
all botox. You're gonna look beautiful. Well, apparently, like some people
(21:22):
on social media, they are chimingin about this, are saying, like
one person said, or grandmother didit a long time ago and had zero
wrinkles. So maybe the grandma's weredoing this back in the day they were.
I think you just take the bananapeel, Mike, and you just
smush it, smush it and youjust kind of rub it all around your
face. It's like a little facemask. Do you want to do it
(21:42):
tomorrow? Yeah, I'll do ittomorrow tomorrow. Just bringing the banana.
I don't know. I could sayI'm gonna bring the banana. You won't,
but I will forget. We're allgonna forget the banana. I'll bet
you car carrier banana banana. Yeah, raft bring us a banana. Yes,
somebody bring a banana. Maybe Danwill bring a banana. Dan's going
(22:03):
to join us tomorrow at Buffalo WildWing. He'll do the banana peel botox
with you. That'll be great.Wouldn't that be cute Like a little slumber
party with your face masks with misterDan. Yeah. Keys through this segment,
moving along. Coming up next,it's time for the Best Damn Sports
segment. Perry and Chuck Cooperstein willjoin us MAVs party next
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