April 24, 2024 • 25 mins
Travis Kelce doesn’t know how to say the word “pseudonym!” A Scottish lady was attacked by a bear! Then we do the Two Minute Drill!
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It is five thirty four. You'relistening to ninety seven to one, The
Freak with the Speakeasy. And herewe got about a half an hour or
so to go. Got a bigday coming up tomorrow. Do because we
are going to be out at BuffaloWild Wings in Grapevine. Yes with bananas.
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Yes, yea, with bananas.Bananas out there, and what's the
idea here at Jewels? We're gettingbanana facials. Yeah, you nailed it.
We're getting banana facials. Yep.And by getting it means we're probably
gonna have to do them to ourselvesor do them to each other, or
maybe Carrie can give us all facials. Okay, Jesus just kidding, but
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he is going to supply the bananas. We have confirmed have bananas. Some
of our our top tier cleans arebringing bananas because we talked about doing banana
facials. Apparently it's really good foryour face and anti aging and and wrinkles
to rub banana peels all over yourface, so we figured why not try
it when we're out on remote tomorrowBuffalo Wild Wing. I'm gonna have a
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long day of broadcasting. I gottastay youthful, that's true. I'm gonna
swim banana on my face. It'dbe great. What's your long day of
broadcasting? Well, we got thedraft after the show? Around to join
me? Yeah, you're on thedraft show. No I'm not, bruh.
Yeah, you said you were totallysigned. We need you to sign
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up for You don't need me onthe draft. We need your cred.
Oh no, you don't need meon the draft. You got KT.
Where's norm We will hop on over. You say we got non competes?
Now were noncompete swing through? Bobis going to be on? I would
imagine norms non compete has already runout right? Oh? Probably? Yeah,
(02:13):
giddy up. So okay, ifwe could make this happen with no
one, let's do it. It'sthe wild Wild West, now, it
sure is. So that's coming uptomorrow tomorrow. Yes, come see us
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tomorrow at Buffalo Wild Wings in Grapevineso we can wing out and ball out
and what. I don't know.I'm just I'm just trying to find something
to say. That's it. Yeah, I'm just trying to find noise to
make understood. Happens to me alot. No, I didn't do that,
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but just watch give it a shot. Other noises I can so quickly.
I know that was that was notwith very much conviction. All right,
let me hear it one more time. Jeff's talking and oh my god,
I don't know how to say thisword. The words so hard.
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All right, Mike's talking. Yeah, pretty good, pretty good. You
like to make your high Yeah,he likes his weird high pitched sound.
Now, that's what he likes tomake. Which like you, you like
to do a squeaky thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody likes to
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make Yeah, let's see him topthat. We just all make our funniest
noises until the show ends. Okay, fall in, what's your funniest noise?
I don't know what I can do? Yeah, I think your stand
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by is really good. Uh huh, that's a good one. I can't
talk that sound. Yeah, ifyou want to excuse me what I love
saying? What when people do dumbstuff? Yeah? Thanks, good partner.
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But you don't even give like theperson who's talking more than three seconds,
I don't give you up. Whatyou don't get time around her?
Horse? Do it? Right?A horse? I don't know, but
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maybe? All right? All right, why any noise? Well? The
day is almost done, and it'stime for you to get to where you're
(05:16):
going. The question is where isthat? Exactly? Is that home or
is that to you place? Hell? I bet we know. Home doesn't
stand a chance when you're going todrive right by it and you're gonna see
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if the parking lot is gonna befull, and you're gonna be thinking,
man, all those people are inthere having a great time, and where
the hell am I? So goon? You know you want to be
in there. It's your kind ofplace, man. It's that place where
they know you, you know them. It's a place where you can take
the edge off before you go home. It's a place where the lights are
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damn the music swings, but it'snever too loud, and you don't even
have to tell them when to makeit a double. It's a place where
the skirts are tight as the eveningprogresses, and the necklines plunge as the
evening progresses. Now you're probably sayingthat this can't be. There's no way,
(06:29):
but there is. It's the SunsetLounge. Go on, step inside
the green door, have a seatat the barn, get in the groove
at the Sunset Lounge with the Speakeasyon ninety seven one The Freak. So
it's New Heights Wednesday. What isthat? What day? The Kelsey podcast
(06:54):
comes out on Wednesday? Is it? What's a week thing? What?
I'd love to make money doing somethingonce a week. Yeah, And I
heard they're about to like make awhole lot more money because now they're shopping
their podcast out to different companies.It'll probably become Spotify or something like that
who ends up buying the rights toit, and they're gonna be real rich
(07:15):
from hosting once a week. Ipaid podcasts in twenty twenty four. I'm
trying to get here. I knowJoe Rogan, how much did he get?
Like? Are they going to getthat much? I know? I
mean it's I think came in likethe number one ranked podcast on iTunes that
whenever they wrap all that up atthe end of the year. Have you
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ever listened to that, Joe Rogan? I have not, Nor have I
No, I haven't either. Whatabout you, Shoopy. I've seen clips,
but I can't really say have listenedto or watched a ton I didn't
do a good job of finding outhow much the expensive podcasters make because I
just googled how much do podcasters make? And it popped up five hundred to
(08:00):
nine hundred dollars monthly, And Idon't think that's Yeah, that's just like
the average. That's like a Idon't know. Most people don't make anything
really, you're just trying to doit and then building it up and then
seeing if you can eventually make something. But most people quit podcasting before they
get to that point because it's kindof, you know, tedious. Yeah,
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thirty million dollars for Joe Rogan.I think that's per year. That's
crazy. Yeah, so they're probablygonna get they'll get at least ten or
twenty, won't they probably, Well, maybe they're going to get thirty.
Yeah, and it's really good.They're they're great. This is Jason and
Travis Kelsey we're talking about, andso their podcast comes out every Wednesday.
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So on Wednesdays, I'll usually startto see some of the clips circulating.
And I was sort of into thisbefore Taylor was even part of it.
So this is not a were you, This is not a tailor story were
you? Yeah, played it beforeon our show. They're funny. Yeah,
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I'm not saying I like listen everyWednesday, I still think it was
time for huh. I'm listening tothe free But I do love their little
clips that they send out, andthere was one today that I want to
share with y'all because this was realfunny and I feel like maybe we can
relate. So one of the thingsthat as a broadcaster, very professional broadcaster,
(09:26):
personal personal personal injury lawyers, whenI listen to their podcast. Every
once in a while, I willtry to listen to a show, and
it's funny seeing former athletes or currentathletes whatever navigate broadcasting with like no background
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or experience really, right, They'rekind of figuring it out on the fly,
and it's not the hardest job inthe world, but it's not the
easiest job in the world. Andsometimes there's words that you don't know,
or they're doing these like ad readsand maybe they sound quite robotic because they've
never done an ad read before.Right, I would like you too,
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please go to this site and buya hat. They're like literally just reading
it or whatever. So I thinkit's kind of funny when I'm listening to
their podcast if I noticed something orlike Travis maybe stumbling over a word or
having to be prepared for when Jason'sgoing to stop talking, so Travis knows
to start talking things like that right, like you have to feel all that
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out. And they're doing it sortof on the fly on a big,
giant stage because they're so popular asathletes. Anyway, this one clip that
started circulating today is pretty funny becauseyou can hear Travis going through the rundown.
They have a producer that kind ofdoes the rundown and they're doing an
ad spot or whatever, and hecomes across a word, but he doesn't
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know how to pronounce. And Ithink as broadcasters we can all relate to
this. I cannot, and aspeople on this show, we can relate
to your partner on the show immediatelystopping down and making fun of you.
And that's what his big brother did. Here. Have a listen. Wikipedia
has a has a list of myriadof reasons, myriad of things that they
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have on there. As you're knownas Slugger Santino, the red Rocket is
avoiding orange. He's avoiding a wordthat's on this rundown because he does us
another good word? You did?You navigated it? Well? Can I
see what the word is? Holdon? Hold on, hold on,
hold on, where are we looking? Wikipedia has an official list of your
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pseudonyms. Right, pseudonyms always getme a silent piece. If it's a
ps, it's that's tough. Yeahsare tough, but that's a good is.
I don't blame this is what.We don't blame Travis for this.
This is this is the whoever wrotethat name? That word in there?
How dare you? You can't sayyou're not proud of me? But he
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said myriad myriad was good? Thatthat was he was right. You have
a litany. You could say litany, litany of the other one litany.
You did use some big words there, You nail that. How, m
how does pseudonym put in with myriad? Myriad? Myriad is a bunch of
pseudonym four. Well, that wouldmake litany a pseudonym a myriad. You
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mean the same thing, right,Mike, Hell yeah it is. Brother,
I'm wrong here. No, youjust tied all three of those suckers
together. Plethora would be another plethora. Yeah. So he didn't know how
to pronounce or read the word pseudonym, which I mean, it's a little
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tricky. Our language is stupid.It shouldn't be spelled that yes, is
a really hard It shouldn't start.How is he's going to make a well?
Right, Like it would be difficultmy children who are learning how to
read. But like I've seen them, is a false name. Yeah,
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we do. We need to listento what he's trying to say again and
figure out what it. No,I think we need to listen to what
I just said and try and figurethat now. But I loved how Mark
Twain was a pseudonym. It wasname was Samuel Clemens or Andre one or
the other. It's like an alternativename. Yeah, yeah, mine's Tom.
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Why. It's just a name Iuse when I don't want to be
messed with, Okay, But Ido feel like myriad is a word Whenever
people say it, they're very proudof saying that word. Yeah, that's
just one of those words that you'relike, they're a myriad of words like
that. Yeah. And so he'sfalling back on the fact that he used
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the word myriad. He's like,did you guys like that word though,
because he's like, I got alot of big words in there. Yeah,
it's really funny. They're really cute. It's really funny. But it's
like, yeah, you're a tightend. Yeah, and you're trying to
read these words that are difficult andyou're live on this podcast. Yeah,
Jason's gonna have to do all thehard work. Offensive linemen are smart.
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Tight ends are stupid. It's usuallyhow it goes. Yeah, not always,
and maybe stupid is the wrong word. They're smart and different ways.
Tight ends are usually wrestling smart.Yeah. The offensive lineman can. They're
not always, but they can bereal brainiacts, Oh yeah, oh yeah.
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The Cowboys have had several like that. Mark Stebnovsky was like that and
he was high all the time.Yeah, smart and loved weed. Wow,
that never happens. It's impressive.Most people who smoke weed are stupid.
Do you think? No? Justgot to be a fun accusation for
the seventy percent of our listeners.I know, hi, right now?
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What the hell? Well, Congressto trip. That's good that you do
some words, just not the bigone. He's learning. He's learning.
I just I do think it's funto just pronounce words the way they're spelled.
Sometimes pursued. Yeah, that's howI'm looking at it right now,
That's how you would say it.I called it a pterodactyl and trying to
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explain these, Like I said,to people who are learning to read little
tiny humans, trying to explain whythis would have a ps at the beginning,
or why some letters are silent,it will make your brain explode.
It. Yes, at the endof the day, there's just one way
to explain it to them. Whywhy it's there? Because it is?
Because it just is. Yeah,because someone hard, because whoever made the
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rules way before was dumbered in abox of crab. And maybe it's probably
a lot of times when you havewonky stuff like that, it's probably just
because whatever language it came from,they tried to borrow from it and they
screwed it up because we're dumb.She'll hear about the lady that was attacked
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by her bear, a bear,her bear. No, it wasn't her
bear. This is a Scottish tourist. This was big news today. This
must have just happened. I lovebear attacks this week. Well, she
was kind of a dumb dumb Ohthis woman, she was kind of traviskill.
So as people know, if you'reanywhere around a bear, the only
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thing that you should focus on istrying to do the right thing and not
get attacked by the bear, right, yes, if it is black,
fight back. If it's brown,lay down. Yeah. So there's no
little gingolar that says, try andtake a selfie brown? No, no,
no, no. What kind ofbear were we working with? So
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yeah, I mean, if it'swhite, good night, polar bear,
You're done, We're good. Idon't see what kind of bear it was
specifically, but this was a Scottishtourist and her friend. They were visiting
Romania. They went for a drivethrough the Carpathian Mountains. Oh of course,
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yes, the Carpet Mountain. SoI don't know what kind of bears
hang around there. But this iswhat this woman said about it. She
said, what happened was the bearcame up to the window at my friend's
side and no problem it, letus take a picture and went away.
The bear did outside the car.And then the woman looked at the picture
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and she's like, oh, Idon't like the way I look in this
picture. Bear, Oh yeah,back here, Yeah that makes sense.
Yeah, I gotta take another selfie. This one's not good for the gram
yeah, the lighting, the angle, yeah yeah, yeah, it makes
sense. And then they bit herhead off. So they went back to
find the bear. Did you tryto take a better picture with the bear?
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And then all of a sudden,the bear like was right next to
her side, looking threatening, like, what are you doing? I gave
you the one picture. I wasseparated from you by car. Now you're
standing next to me. And thiswas also a mama bear with her cub.
Yeah that's the one that will that'llnap your snack right off. Yeah,
you don't mess with the kid.So it didn't end well for this
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woman. Moura Mauri Moria, mo I R I knowaa see you both
said two different things. Laura,No, it's Moira. A friend who's
dad's new wife was named Moira.Okay, I think it was Moira,
but who knows. It's also theEnglish language. It could be pseudonym.
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It could be spelled with an M. Well, Moira was attacked by the
bear and she ended up in theer because the bear was all of a
sudden feeling threatened by Moira. Isit wrong of me to say? Good?
Yeah? You just she thought herfriend said. I thought we wanted
to be I thought the bear wantedto be friends. The bear came wanted
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to get in the car. Hestarted getting into the car and then bit
my friend eating mushroom in your car, in your guy. Don't eat mushrooms
and then mess with burrs. No, don't mess with bears period. They
don't want to be friends. Theydon't want to be friends. The moo,
they will run over you. Besis there's no bear that you can
mess with? No, because likethe big barrel kick your ass. And
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if it's a small bear, thatmeans there's a big bear around that'll kick
your ass for messing with a smallYou could take the small bear, but
it doesn't matter because the big bear'sgonna come run. Then you're aft,
And then who cares about your selfiebecause you're in the er. Yeah,
but did she get the selfie?Did she get the second think? So,
you know, I think she gotattacked instead of a selfie. I
hope she got a selfie of thebear biting her head. That would be
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It is five thirty four. You'relistening to ninety seven to one, The
Freak with the Speakeasy. And herewe got about a half an hour or
so to go. Got a bigday coming up tomorrow. Do because we
are going to be out at BuffaloWild Wings in Grapevine. Yes with bananas.
(00:37):
Yes, yea, with bananas.Bananas out there, and what's the
idea here at Jewels? We're gettingbanana facials. Yeah, you nailed it.
We're getting banana facials. Yep.And by getting it means we're probably
gonna have to do them to ourselvesor do them to each other, or
maybe Carrie can give us all facials. Okay, Jesus just kidding, but
(01:02):
he is going to supply the bananas. We have confirmed have bananas. Some
of our our top tier cleans arebringing bananas because we talked about doing banana
facials. Apparently it's really good foryour face and anti aging and and wrinkles
to rub banana peels all over yourface, so we figured why not try
it when we're out on remote tomorrowBuffalo Wild Wing. I'm gonna have a
(01:23):
long day of broadcasting. I gottastay youthful, that's true. I'm gonna
swim banana on my face. It'dbe great. What's your long day of
broadcasting? Well, we got thedraft after the show? Around to join
me? Yeah, you're on thedraft show. No I'm not, bruh.
Yeah, you said you were totallysigned. We need you to sign
(01:48):
up for You don't need me onthe draft. We need your cred.
Oh no, you don't need meon the draft. You got KT.
Where's norm We will hop on over. You say we got non competes?
Now were noncompete swing through? Bobis going to be on? I would
imagine norms non compete has already runout right? Oh? Probably? Yeah,
(02:13):
giddy up. So okay, ifwe could make this happen with no
one, let's do it. It'sthe wild Wild West, now, it
sure is. So that's coming uptomorrow tomorrow. Yes, come see us
(02:34):
tomorrow at Buffalo Wild Wings in Grapevineso we can wing out and ball out
and what. I don't know.I'm just I'm just trying to find something
to say. That's it. Yeah, I'm just trying to find noise to
make understood. Happens to me alot. No, I didn't do that,
(02:59):
but just watch give it a shot. Other noises I can so quickly.
I know that was that was notwith very much conviction. All right,
let me hear it one more time. Jeff's talking and oh my god,
I don't know how to say thisword. The words so hard.
(03:20):
All right, Mike's talking. Yeah, pretty good, pretty good. You
like to make your high Yeah,he likes his weird high pitched sound.
Now, that's what he likes tomake. Which like you, you like
to do a squeaky thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody likes to
(03:46):
make Yeah, let's see him topthat. We just all make our funniest
noises until the show ends. Okay, fall in, what's your funniest noise?
I don't know what I can do? Yeah, I think your stand
(04:09):
by is really good. Uh huh, that's a good one. I can't
talk that sound. Yeah, ifyou want to excuse me what I love
saying? What when people do dumbstuff? Yeah? Thanks, good partner.
(04:31):
But you don't even give like theperson who's talking more than three seconds,
I don't give you up. Whatyou don't get time around her?
Horse? Do it? Right?A horse? I don't know, but
(04:54):
maybe? All right? All right, why any noise? Well? The
day is almost done, and it'stime for you to get to where you're
(05:16):
going. The question is where isthat? Exactly? Is that home or
is that to you place? Hell? I bet we know. Home doesn't
stand a chance when you're going todrive right by it and you're gonna see
(05:38):
if the parking lot is gonna befull, and you're gonna be thinking,
man, all those people are inthere having a great time, and where
the hell am I? So goon? You know you want to be
in there. It's your kind ofplace, man. It's that place where
they know you, you know them. It's a place where you can take
the edge off before you go home. It's a place where the lights are
(06:00):
damn the music swings, but it'snever too loud, and you don't even
have to tell them when to makeit a double. It's a place where
the skirts are tight as the eveningprogresses, and the necklines plunge as the
evening progresses. Now you're probably sayingthat this can't be. There's no way,
(06:29):
but there is. It's the SunsetLounge. Go on, step inside
the green door, have a seatat the barn, get in the groove
at the Sunset Lounge with the Speakeasyon ninety seven one The Freak. So
it's New Heights Wednesday. What isthat? What day? The Kelsey podcast
(06:54):
comes out on Wednesday? Is it? What's a week thing? What?
I'd love to make money doing somethingonce a week. Yeah, And I
heard they're about to like make awhole lot more money because now they're shopping
their podcast out to different companies.It'll probably become Spotify or something like that
who ends up buying the rights toit, and they're gonna be real rich
(07:15):
from hosting once a week. Ipaid podcasts in twenty twenty four. I'm
trying to get here. I knowJoe Rogan, how much did he get?
Like? Are they going to getthat much? I know? I
mean it's I think came in likethe number one ranked podcast on iTunes that
whenever they wrap all that up atthe end of the year. Have you
(07:36):
ever listened to that, Joe Rogan? I have not, Nor have I
No, I haven't either. Whatabout you, Shoopy. I've seen clips,
but I can't really say have listenedto or watched a ton I didn't
do a good job of finding outhow much the expensive podcasters make because I
just googled how much do podcasters make? And it popped up five hundred to
(08:00):
nine hundred dollars monthly, And Idon't think that's Yeah, that's just like
the average. That's like a Idon't know. Most people don't make anything
really, you're just trying to doit and then building it up and then
seeing if you can eventually make something. But most people quit podcasting before they
get to that point because it's kindof, you know, tedious. Yeah,
(08:22):
thirty million dollars for Joe Rogan.I think that's per year. That's
crazy. Yeah, so they're probablygonna get they'll get at least ten or
twenty, won't they probably, Well, maybe they're going to get thirty.
Yeah, and it's really good.They're they're great. This is Jason and
Travis Kelsey we're talking about, andso their podcast comes out every Wednesday.
(08:43):
So on Wednesdays, I'll usually startto see some of the clips circulating.
And I was sort of into thisbefore Taylor was even part of it.
So this is not a were you, This is not a tailor story were
you? Yeah, played it beforeon our show. They're funny. Yeah,
(09:05):
I'm not saying I like listen everyWednesday, I still think it was
time for huh. I'm listening tothe free But I do love their little
clips that they send out, andthere was one today that I want to
share with y'all because this was realfunny and I feel like maybe we can
relate. So one of the thingsthat as a broadcaster, very professional broadcaster,
(09:26):
personal personal personal injury lawyers, whenI listen to their podcast. Every
once in a while, I willtry to listen to a show, and
it's funny seeing former athletes or currentathletes whatever navigate broadcasting with like no background
(09:48):
or experience really, right, They'rekind of figuring it out on the fly,
and it's not the hardest job inthe world, but it's not the
easiest job in the world. Andsometimes there's words that you don't know,
or they're doing these like ad readsand maybe they sound quite robotic because they've
never done an ad read before.Right, I would like you too,
(10:09):
please go to this site and buya hat. They're like literally just reading
it or whatever. So I thinkit's kind of funny when I'm listening to
their podcast if I noticed something orlike Travis maybe stumbling over a word or
having to be prepared for when Jason'sgoing to stop talking, so Travis knows
to start talking things like that right, like you have to feel all that
(10:30):
out. And they're doing it sortof on the fly on a big,
giant stage because they're so popular asathletes. Anyway, this one clip that
started circulating today is pretty funny becauseyou can hear Travis going through the rundown.
They have a producer that kind ofdoes the rundown and they're doing an
ad spot or whatever, and hecomes across a word, but he doesn't
(10:52):
know how to pronounce. And Ithink as broadcasters we can all relate to
this. I cannot, and aspeople on this show, we can relate
to your partner on the show immediatelystopping down and making fun of you.
And that's what his big brother did. Here. Have a listen. Wikipedia
has a has a list of myriadof reasons, myriad of things that they
(11:18):
have on there. As you're knownas Slugger Santino, the red Rocket is
avoiding orange. He's avoiding a wordthat's on this rundown because he does us
another good word? You did?You navigated it? Well? Can I
see what the word is? Holdon? Hold on, hold on,
hold on, where are we looking? Wikipedia has an official list of your
(11:41):
pseudonyms. Right, pseudonyms always getme a silent piece. If it's a
ps, it's that's tough. Yeahsare tough, but that's a good is.
I don't blame this is what.We don't blame Travis for this.
This is this is the whoever wrotethat name? That word in there?
How dare you? You can't sayyou're not proud of me? But he
(12:05):
said myriad myriad was good? Thatthat was he was right. You have
a litany. You could say litany, litany of the other one litany.
You did use some big words there, You nail that. How, m
how does pseudonym put in with myriad? Myriad? Myriad is a bunch of
pseudonym four. Well, that wouldmake litany a pseudonym a myriad. You
(12:33):
mean the same thing, right,Mike, Hell yeah it is. Brother,
I'm wrong here. No, youjust tied all three of those suckers
together. Plethora would be another plethora. Yeah. So he didn't know how
to pronounce or read the word pseudonym, which I mean, it's a little
(12:54):
tricky. Our language is stupid.It shouldn't be spelled that yes, is
a really hard It shouldn't start.How is he's going to make a well?
Right, Like it would be difficultmy children who are learning how to
read. But like I've seen them, is a false name. Yeah,
(13:20):
we do. We need to listento what he's trying to say again and
figure out what it. No,I think we need to listen to what
I just said and try and figurethat now. But I loved how Mark
Twain was a pseudonym. It wasname was Samuel Clemens or Andre one or
the other. It's like an alternativename. Yeah, yeah, mine's Tom.
(13:46):
Why. It's just a name Iuse when I don't want to be
messed with, Okay, But Ido feel like myriad is a word Whenever
people say it, they're very proudof saying that word. Yeah, that's
just one of those words that you'relike, they're a myriad of words like
that. Yeah. And so he'sfalling back on the fact that he used
(14:07):
the word myriad. He's like,did you guys like that word though,
because he's like, I got alot of big words in there. Yeah,
it's really funny. They're really cute. It's really funny. But it's
like, yeah, you're a tightend. Yeah, and you're trying to
read these words that are difficult andyou're live on this podcast. Yeah,
Jason's gonna have to do all thehard work. Offensive linemen are smart.
(14:28):
Tight ends are stupid. It's usuallyhow it goes. Yeah, not always,
and maybe stupid is the wrong word. They're smart and different ways.
Tight ends are usually wrestling smart.Yeah. The offensive lineman can. They're
not always, but they can bereal brainiacts, Oh yeah, oh yeah.
(14:52):
The Cowboys have had several like that. Mark Stebnovsky was like that and
he was high all the time.Yeah, smart and loved weed. Wow,
that never happens. It's impressive.Most people who smoke weed are stupid.
Do you think? No? Justgot to be a fun accusation for
the seventy percent of our listeners.I know, hi, right now?
(15:20):
What the hell? Well, Congressto trip. That's good that you do
some words, just not the bigone. He's learning. He's learning.
I just I do think it's funto just pronounce words the way they're spelled.
Sometimes pursued. Yeah, that's howI'm looking at it right now,
That's how you would say it.I called it a pterodactyl and trying to
(15:41):
explain these, Like I said,to people who are learning to read little
tiny humans, trying to explain whythis would have a ps at the beginning,
or why some letters are silent,it will make your brain explode.
It. Yes, at the endof the day, there's just one way
to explain it to them. Whywhy it's there? Because it is?
Because it just is. Yeah,because someone hard, because whoever made the
(16:04):
rules way before was dumbered in abox of crab. And maybe it's probably
a lot of times when you havewonky stuff like that, it's probably just
because whatever language it came from,they tried to borrow from it and they
screwed it up because we're dumb.She'll hear about the lady that was attacked
(16:27):
by her bear, a bear,her bear. No, it wasn't her
bear. This is a Scottish tourist. This was big news today. This
must have just happened. I lovebear attacks this week. Well, she
was kind of a dumb dumb Ohthis woman, she was kind of traviskill.
So as people know, if you'reanywhere around a bear, the only
(16:48):
thing that you should focus on istrying to do the right thing and not
get attacked by the bear, right, yes, if it is black,
fight back. If it's brown,lay down. Yeah. So there's no
little gingolar that says, try andtake a selfie brown? No, no,
no, no. What kind ofbear were we working with? So
(17:15):
yeah, I mean, if it'swhite, good night, polar bear,
You're done, We're good. Idon't see what kind of bear it was
specifically, but this was a Scottishtourist and her friend. They were visiting
Romania. They went for a drivethrough the Carpathian Mountains. Oh of course,
(17:37):
yes, the Carpet Mountain. SoI don't know what kind of bears
hang around there. But this iswhat this woman said about it. She
said, what happened was the bearcame up to the window at my friend's
side and no problem it, letus take a picture and went away.
The bear did outside the car.And then the woman looked at the picture
(18:02):
and she's like, oh, Idon't like the way I look in this
picture. Bear, Oh yeah,back here, Yeah that makes sense.
Yeah, I gotta take another selfie. This one's not good for the gram
yeah, the lighting, the angle, yeah yeah, yeah, it makes
sense. And then they bit herhead off. So they went back to
find the bear. Did you tryto take a better picture with the bear?
(18:23):
And then all of a sudden,the bear like was right next to
her side, looking threatening, like, what are you doing? I gave
you the one picture. I wasseparated from you by car. Now you're
standing next to me. And thiswas also a mama bear with her cub.
Yeah that's the one that will that'llnap your snack right off. Yeah,
you don't mess with the kid.So it didn't end well for this
(18:48):
woman. Moura Mauri Moria, mo I R I knowaa see you both
said two different things. Laura,No, it's Moira. A friend who's
dad's new wife was named Moira.Okay, I think it was Moira,
but who knows. It's also theEnglish language. It could be pseudonym.
(19:11):
It could be spelled with an M. Well, Moira was attacked by the
bear and she ended up in theer because the bear was all of a
sudden feeling threatened by Moira. Isit wrong of me to say? Good?
Yeah? You just she thought herfriend said. I thought we wanted
to be I thought the bear wantedto be friends. The bear came wanted
(19:32):
to get in the car. Hestarted getting into the car and then bit
my friend eating mushroom in your car, in your guy. Don't eat mushrooms
and then mess with burrs. No, don't mess with bears period. They
don't want to be friends. Theydon't want to be friends. The moo,
they will run over you. Besis there's no bear that you can
mess with? No, because likethe big barrel kick your ass. And
(19:56):
if it's a small bear, thatmeans there's a big bear around that'll kick
your ass for messing with a smallYou could take the small bear, but
it doesn't matter because the big bear'sgonna come run. Then you're aft,
And then who cares about your selfiebecause you're in the er. Yeah,
but did she get the selfie?Did she get the second think? So,
you know, I think she gotattacked instead of a selfie. I
hope she got a selfie of thebear biting her head. That would be
(20:18):
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