April 25, 2024 • 22 mins
There has been an air fryer recall! Jeff is shaming the rest of the crew about foot-washing! A little person has two hoo-hoos! Jeff previews the NFL Draft!
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Three oh four is what it is. This is the speakeasy at Buffalo Wild
Wings in Grapevine right there on onefourteen hard By Main Street and all that
other stuff, except it's on thesouth side of of the freeway one fourteen.
Crap. Yeah, thanks guys,look at this. Well now,
(00:32):
well that's not about to begin.You guys know I'm gonna be here till
like midnight, right twenty four atleast, thank you Thomas. Draft coverage
is going to be epic mm hmm. All right, let let's start to
speak. Jerry, tell you theydon't take a linebacker with this pic.
I'm a quick seem loves running backsand it's so stupid because it's twenty twenty
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four. It's not in nineteen ninetysix. Dumb always pick receivers, certainly
more fun. You see how fastthey run. I want this now,
Yeah, to see you for thedraft started at six. They need some
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brief too, though, you know, I guess I'm bring yours. They'll
push people around, my god,right, Okay, we have to give
just watching in our bucket. Welcometo Jeff's bucket of crap. Give us
more of that? Yeah, oldsecond, Okay, so here they just
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going on the drafts tonight, andI was gonna lose anything I did.
I said, They're gonna draft tonightand it's gonna be so good. Okay,
it just sounded a little bit different. Uh huh uh. We will
talk about some cowboys stuff, butthere is some bucket of crab stuff I
need to cram in here. Groupsthey did have an air friar recall,
and groups sent me a He sentme a link to his air fryer in
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the uh in the break he airfriershamed me, Yeah, because mine won't
go up to four fifty. Mineon he goes to four hundred. I
bought a good air fryer, butI guess Tommy Topper over there, the
lawn gnome, apparently. Yeah,I had to had to shame me with
his air frier greatness and his goesto four fifty. You know, much
better it would be to cook asteak at four fifty than four hundred.
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It's really good, and I cookedsteaks in there. That's the thing.
Crocs and air fryers are kind ofthe same thing. No, they're not.
They are. The croc in theair fryer are kind of the same
thing. Because I mean, we'regonna start having the air fryer Tuesday.
Hell yeah, airfire Friday. Wecould because what happens is like I got
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the crocs because it's a fun bit, and we could wear crocs, and
it's funny because we're wearing these stupidshoes that everyone knows are pretty dumb.
But then it's like, oh,I just got to go mess with the
pool real quick. Let me justslide on the crocs because it's the most
convenient. Oh, I need togo to the store and get something,
and whoops, I've slipped on thecrocs again, and then you end up
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you're really wearing crocs. Yeah.Airfryers the same thing. When you realize
what you can make in the airfryer, you start sacrificing your ability to
make the best product to do themost convenient thing, which is I don't
use anything but the air fryer.My oven stopped working a week or two
ago, and I bet I justneed to flip a breaker. I bet,
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but I would rather just use theair fra But I haven't checked because
I could just air fry it.Like, what does it matter? I
made a frozen pizza in the airfryer. I had to cut it in
half while frozen to get it tofit in the air fry, and I
cooked it a half at a time. I haven't tried that. Then I
did it. Did it work?Yeah? It worked great. The airfier
is amazing. I don't know aboutsteaking an air fry though. I don't
know about all them. You justdon't get seer. You can't see it.
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You're gonna get the nice little textureof crunch is okay, but it's
quick. Oh yeah, I wouldsay my standard grocery store quality Ribbi that's
twelve or thirteen bucks takes a bootten minutes. Oh wow, as many
as twelve, Yeah, but nota long time okay. Interesting, Probably
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closer to a with the four tofifty bro. Yeah, just saying,
if you don't stop Tommy top pullingout your air fryers, bring it tomorrow.
You put it next to the microwavein the studio. He keeps putting
his air fryer right on my forehead, and it's not right. I do
want it to go to four fifty. That would be amazing. It only
goes to four. It makes mevery sad. But a bunch of them
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got recalled apparently because they start firesand stuff, which makes me think that
what's happening is I'm not unique.I bet most of you they're just people
leaving cardboard in and it sets onfire. But they don't want to say
that, and so they're like,this thing malfunction and set on fire because
they probably just left the cardboard inlike I did. And so you think
they're being called because too many peopleleft the cardboard in. I do.
I think the company has to takea hit. Yes, I think way
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too many people are pretending something wentwrong because when you open your air fryer,
there's the obvious cardboard pieces, butthen there's also a piece that you
have to pull the whole thing out, and then it's in the underneath,
in the undercarriage that I didn't know. And I think that's what everyone is
doing. And so more than threemillion air friers have been recalled because people
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are like, no, it's justsetting on fire. It's crazy because we're
forgetting to take out the cardboard.I don't think. So it's possible,
and I think there's one other personon earth. YEA possible, but not
likely. Yeah, it's just you. I got to make sure, this
isn't my kind of air frier thatwas being recalled. Yeah, they got
all sorts of them. Insignia isthe most recent ones, and then also
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the Kasori, which I believe hisgrooves and I indeed, Yeah, over
about two million of those have beenrecalled. Faulty wiring and reports of airfires
catching fire. Oh see here,because that'll get way over four fifty.
Mike, what face did you justmake? Did them make a bad don't
let im don't let to bother youas you watch your Basebude. I told
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you it's gonna be distracted. Sorry, I'm a little distracted. Go ahead,
I'm listening to the air friar story. No, I hadn't talked about
airfares like five minutes. I wason a whole different story. Yes,
you have to nearly got him,Penguin. I wanted to see if I
could trick you. I did thinkof you guys today, by the way,
when I was showering and I waswashing my feet, and I was
like, man, all the peopleI work with don't do this. They're
all disgusting. Uh So, yeah, that happened, aught of us while
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you were showering and washing your feet. Yeah, because when I went to
wash my feet, it immediately clickedin. Like everyone I worked with said,
they don't do this, they're alldisgusting. You'll do it if I
need it, like it's yeah,that's right, Mike said. He washes
his feet if he has been outsideplaying in the mud America, that's when
he washes his Not when you've beenwearing socks which are a little oven for
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your foot and making you all funky. You just assume that drip drip will
take care of that. You don'thave tom Sure are we all wearing flip
flops? No, I'm wearing shoes. What are the rest of us aren't
flip flops? But they're like openyeah. Yeah, And you disgusting basketards
are just going to assume that rinsis gonna handle disgusting bastard. All right,
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you two are disgusting baskets. You'redisgusting. Flus got you there.
I was wondering what word you weregoing to go with. I got a
little scared. See yeah, Jeff, I have a question for you.
When you washed your feet, didit tickle? No? I use more
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than tickle force when I'm washing theirfeet. You're not going down there and
going You're going down there with agood I get the I get the bar,
the bar of soap, not thegeneric soap either. You have to
go to a soap store and getgood soap. And you get that and
you lather up a hand, andthen you're still holding the bar in your
left. You've got your right.You got your right lathered up with soap
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on your hand. And then Ireach down to the foot and I bring
the foot up to the hand andI give it a good rub and get
between the toes and does tickle.It does not tickle. I'm not using
a feather, and I'm not runninga finger lightly along the bottom of my
foot. I'm worshing. I'm worshing, Okay, my foot. One thing
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that's changed the foot game for mehere lately, Mu's change the foot game
for you here lately. Bamboo socks. Those are pretty awesome. Yes they
are. I have bamboo bed sheets. I didn't know they had socks.
Yes, they do have socks.How much are they? Probably more than
any other sock, but well worthit, Okay, because I have bought
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some expensive socks. They're like theshort standard kind of athletic socks. Because
they cost so much. I bottomassuming that that means they're way better,
and I think they are. Idon't know, but I think you're a
big bamboo guy. Or I lovebamboo. I have bamboo bed sheets.
You gotta dry cases, you gottatry these. I will try some bamboo
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socks and bamboo T shirt? Sodo you have any of those? They
make them? I don't. They'reamazing. I don't have any of those
either. I don't even know theymade them. Oh yeah, I'll look
it up. Is great? Isit a button up or a T shirt?
T shirt? Yeah, it's bamboo. Can I get a V neck?
Yeah? Bamboom. You can getwhatever kind of T shirt you want.
I need to sneak in one morething in the bucket of crap before
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I get ready for the Cowboys drafttonight. It's just so. I have
a friend whose name gets brought upon the radio show a decent amount of
times because he's insane, and it'smy buddy Mitch. Yeah, Mitch.
And my buddy Mitch is kind ofa part time producer of mine, and
I've told him I'm like, ifI'm ever like not on radio anymore,
and I'm just on my YouTube pageand doing stuff like I'm gonna give you
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money. Because he just likes tosend things to people, and so he
sent me something last night. He'sreally cranked it up lately, and he
was like, this is the insanething I've ever sent you. And I
checked it and I tried to googleit and I can't find it anywhere.
And so sometimes I don't know ifnews is real or if it's just something
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people see on TikTok. But it'slike an interview show and it's a guy
interviewing a girl and the girl isa little person, midget dwarf. I
don't know what we're supposed to say, so just say them all. Yeah,
she's a little person, midget dwarf. She's three foot eleven. Okay,
kind of hot, you said kindof hot or not hot? Kind
of hot? Okay, Yeah,she's three foot eleven. She's kind of
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hot. But they're interviewing her abouther body parts because we're your home for
conjoined twin talk. She is nota conjoined twin. She's just one person,
but she does have twin somethings.Oh, she has two of something
that most people have one of,and it's her part it's her who who
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she's got two of them? Shehas two? She has two? Yeah?
Did you hear that? Yes?Double who? Who said that?
And so the interviewer is double hooted. She's double hooted. And the interviewer
asked her, like left and rightor top and bottom? What are we
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working with? And she says leftand right, So a double situation,
left and right. And then shemade the claim that she's saving the left
one for marriage and the right onehas quite a body count. And I
didn't know what to do with itor how that plays on radio, or
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what you guys would say after Itold you, But I just needed you
to know that I saw this doublewho one for her husband who has not
arrived yet, and one for everyone. Wow, she claims, like fifteen,
give or take. Is the numberspretty good? On the right maybe
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on the left one and the rightone's being saved. I think the right
one is being used and the leftones being saved. When someone starts courting
her, do you think she justhas to like give them a guide a
little how to one? Do youthink that? Do you think when someone
starts do you think when someone startscourting her for the moment, he's got
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to go to the right. Yes, otherwise she'll redirect. She'd be like
uh uh uh sir, not withouta ring. It's like, well,
what am I gonna do? Thenthe other one idiot to the right okay,
had a skosh to the right,and it's kind of cheating, right,
Like that's kind of the thing wherey like, it's certain colleges where
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oh, people are like, no, I'm saving myself for marriage kind of,
but they're just wearing out the otherways you could do stuff. It's
like you, no, You're toturn his mic U. It would be
so much funnier. You're saving verylittle for marriage. Yeah, thank you,
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you're a hoo. Yeah. Butit's like, no, I'm pure
as the driven snow and you're likeno, you're bleeding. Okay, So
anyway, what happened? I blackedout? What are you looking at?
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Here's a report from ABC News fromtwenty twelve. Okay that says that this
condition is not so rare. Whatcondition of two VJs do you think it's
rare? Though? Said? Treatone is like this incredibly holy place.
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One is like a U sock rowersingle file line over here for this one
don't you look at that side?The other one is not for you.
Do you give me a ring?Yeah? Does it have a little trapdoor
on it? I hope it's likePrincess Bride. Yeah, yeah, metal
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on metal covering. That would makeme want to marry her though, because
because you would want to. Yeah. I want to go where no person's
gone before. I know that's worthmarriage to you. Yeah, I don't
want to live with fifteen other people. Well, that's probably are dude,
Like, what do you mean?I don't know what are you saying?
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What are you whoever you're hooking upwith. I'm sure that they have prior
people. I don't do that.I am born again twice a week.
A big draft coming up tonight.Yeah. That shout out to our guy
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Raf, who did bring two bananastoday because yesterday apparently someone on TikTok said
that smashing a banana peel into yourface is the same thing as botox.
It has antioxidants, it's banana botok. Yeah, so at some point in
the show, I will banana peelmy face. I believe you. God,
You're gonna smell like bananas and fireball. Some call that the finer.
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Yeah, I think that we mighthave to do that in the next segment,
and we might have to revisit thelast story too, because we have
a special guest coming on that willreally enjoy all of those things thoughts.
A special guest is named Dan McDowellfrom a popular local podcast called The Dumb
Zone. Yeah, he's going tojoin us for who knows how long.
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He's a professional podcaster. He isa professional podcaster, and if he tries
his very best for a long time, he could earn his way onto radio.
Yeh, but just probably not herefor now. He's just a podcast
he's just not ready right now.No, he's just starting out. He
needs some seasoning, just a podcaster. He needs a few meetings, like
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weekly meetings, maybe even daily meetingswith a good program director. Yeah,
kind of guide him in his broadcastand write how to formulate a thought or
much less a show, because they'reall very experienced in that and they're they're
very capable of helping somebody like himalong. Yes, well, formatics is
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what you need, you know,of course, structure, topic selection,
right like, for instance, showme a program director in the United States
that wouldn't look at the segment I'mdoing on the first day of the NFL
drap and say, you know what, you crush it, bro, But
that is how you do radio.You saw a random thing on the internet
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about a minute the two who who'swell, yeah, talk about that for
fifteen minutes on the first day ofthe NFL Draft while all the local teams
are in the playoffs. I haveto crate you. Your friend texted you
something about a random person with doos, but then you couldn't find it on
the internet to back it up.Correct, Yeah, but you were like,
I can't wait to talk about thisfor twenty minutes. Correct, Yes,
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I have a new development over here. There is a little spider.
Oh in front of me? Killit? I can't kill it. What's
its name? Where is it?I think it's pink? Oh yeah,
yeah, name it Toby. It'sa girl. I think it's a Sophia.
Somebody needs to take this thing homeand make it your very own.
Where is a snake's plus? Yeah? Who wants Sophia the spider? Anybody?
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Okay? Moving on? Okay andother news you're listening in ninety seven
one The Freak, You're home forall of the most relevant things in DFW.
Cowboys are going to have take partin the NFL Draft tonight. And
the good thing is, unlike theDallas Stars, you can't lose the draft,
at least you don't know about ituntil later. So they're going to
win tonight. And we're at BuffaloWild Wings in Grapevine. We're gonna do
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our whole show from here. Atsix o'clock, the great Kevin Turner will
slide on in and we're going tohang out with you guys for Cowboys draft
things, okay, sir, Andthe very latest things that you need to
know as we work our way towardsthe draft is David Moore Dallas Morning News
says Dallas should expect more movement thanusual, placing a premium on the club's
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ability to respond depending on how thescramble shakes out of the NFL Draft.
The Cowboys are prepared and may actuallyprefer to move back if they can strike
the right deal. Dallas has nomore than fifteen first round grades assigned in
this draft and they pick number twentyfour. You can do the math.
If you get to number twenty fourand you say, hey, look we
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have a first round pick. Wedon't see a first round player could we
pick him later, then yeah,the Cowboys are going to be open for
business tonight unless something unexpected happens,and I do expect that they will not
pick at number twenty four. That'swhat I expect. What if there's a
first round player there, but heis at a position that they don't really
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need. I guess my question ofthat would be what position is that?
Well, not one of the oneswe've been talking about. This football team
needs pretty much everything. It needsa lot, but weird to say for
a twelve win team. But ifyou had a first round grade on a
defensive end, would you take him? I would? Yeah, would you
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take a first round receiver? No? Really, I don't think I would.
Really, I don't think I would. I think they're doing themselves a
disservice. If you have a firstround graded player that gets to you and
you don't take him unless it's likehe won't get on the field, unless
it's like it's a quarterback and weare going to extend Dak, then yeah,
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obviously you're not going to do that. But I think that they're pretty
well wide open. And if somethingunexpected happens and you have a defensive lineman
or a receiver or a corner thatyou're like, holy crap, that guy's
still available. You pick him becausethat's how you find ceed lamb, Like,
that's how you find those sorts ofplayers. But yeah, I think
they would love for it to bean offensive lineman. That would be their
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dream come true. My worst casescenario would be that they freak out and
take a running back, as JaneSlater has suggested and Mike Reiner has floated
the potential idea of a first roundrunning back that I would not be a
big fan of. But you neverknow what this football team. No,
you never do know. And Iwill say one of my favorite things about
today leading up to the draft isonce upon a time when Jason Garrett was
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the head coach, I feel likeI had a pretty good sense for what
they were going to do. Yeah, I have a pretty good sense for
what they want to do, butjust based on the people they visited and
what the roster looks like, Uh, they don't really leak anymore. You
don't have going for him right lookingfor him like, oh they love this
guy, Oh I hate that guy. That's not happening. And I think
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that is way more fun for tonightto go in and it's like, yeah,
I can give you common sense ofwhat the people that they visited and
who they're definitely interested in because ofwhat they need on their football team,
and I can deduce it that way. But for years it was, oh,
yeah, I can tell you whothey like. I can tell you
who they're gonna pick, And that'snot nearly as much fun based on who's
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been here. Yeah, and tonightwill be fun. Tonight will be fun.
I have no idea what they're goingto do. I know what I
think they want to do, butwe don't know guys that they're locked in
on, or that they're really reallyhoping to pick, or and we've had
that before. So this's want tobe fun. I don't know what they're
gonna do, but it'll be reallyfun to walk through it with everybody and
find out together. Right here onninety seven when the Freak your home for
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double who who talk? Uh?That is Jeff's bucket of crap coming up
next to Hollywood Swinging if it goesthat way, and if not, Julie,
what else? A horse, ahorse, banana, bo Talks Talk
and more, and our very specialguest, We do expect Dan McDowell to
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join us in the next segment,and maybe he'll just stay forever. Who knows.
Three oh four is what it is. This is the speakeasy at Buffalo Wild
Wings in Grapevine right there on onefourteen hard By Main Street and all that
other stuff, except it's on thesouth side of of the freeway one fourteen.
Crap. Yeah, thanks guys,look at this. Well now,
(00:32):
well that's not about to begin.You guys know I'm gonna be here till
like midnight, right twenty four atleast, thank you Thomas. Draft coverage
is going to be epic mm hmm. All right, let let's start to
speak. Jerry, tell you theydon't take a linebacker with this pic.
I'm a quick seem loves running backsand it's so stupid because it's twenty twenty
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four. It's not in nineteen ninetysix. Dumb always pick receivers, certainly
more fun. You see how fastthey run. I want this now,
Yeah, to see you for thedraft started at six. They need some
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brief too, though, you know, I guess I'm bring yours. They'll
push people around, my god,right, Okay, we have to give
just watching in our bucket. Welcometo Jeff's bucket of crap. Give us
more of that? Yeah, oldsecond, Okay, so here they just
(01:47):
going on the drafts tonight, andI was gonna lose anything I did.
I said, They're gonna draft tonightand it's gonna be so good. Okay,
it just sounded a little bit different. Uh huh uh. We will
talk about some cowboys stuff, butthere is some bucket of crab stuff I
need to cram in here. Groupsthey did have an air friar recall,
and groups sent me a He sentme a link to his air fryer in
(02:09):
the uh in the break he airfriershamed me, Yeah, because mine won't
go up to four fifty. Mineon he goes to four hundred. I
bought a good air fryer, butI guess Tommy Topper over there, the
lawn gnome, apparently. Yeah,I had to had to shame me with
his air frier greatness and his goesto four fifty. You know, much
better it would be to cook asteak at four fifty than four hundred.
(02:30):
It's really good, and I cookedsteaks in there. That's the thing.
Crocs and air fryers are kind ofthe same thing. No, they're not.
They are. The croc in theair fryer are kind of the same
thing. Because I mean, we'regonna start having the air fryer Tuesday.
Hell yeah, airfire Friday. Wecould because what happens is like I got
(02:52):
the crocs because it's a fun bit, and we could wear crocs, and
it's funny because we're wearing these stupidshoes that everyone knows are pretty dumb.
But then it's like, oh,I just got to go mess with the
pool real quick. Let me justslide on the crocs because it's the most
convenient. Oh, I need togo to the store and get something,
and whoops, I've slipped on thecrocs again, and then you end up
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you're really wearing crocs. Yeah.Airfryers the same thing. When you realize
what you can make in the airfryer, you start sacrificing your ability to
make the best product to do themost convenient thing, which is I don't
use anything but the air fryer.My oven stopped working a week or two
ago, and I bet I justneed to flip a breaker. I bet,
(03:37):
but I would rather just use theair fra But I haven't checked because
I could just air fry it.Like, what does it matter? I
made a frozen pizza in the airfryer. I had to cut it in
half while frozen to get it tofit in the air fry, and I
cooked it a half at a time. I haven't tried that. Then I
did it. Did it work?Yeah? It worked great. The airfier
is amazing. I don't know aboutsteaking an air fry though. I don't
know about all them. You justdon't get seer. You can't see it.
(03:59):
You're gonna get the nice little textureof crunch is okay, but it's
quick. Oh yeah, I wouldsay my standard grocery store quality Ribbi that's
twelve or thirteen bucks takes a bootten minutes. Oh wow, as many
as twelve, Yeah, but nota long time okay. Interesting, Probably
(04:23):
closer to a with the four tofifty bro. Yeah, just saying,
if you don't stop Tommy top pullingout your air fryers, bring it tomorrow.
You put it next to the microwavein the studio. He keeps putting
his air fryer right on my forehead, and it's not right. I do
want it to go to four fifty. That would be amazing. It only
goes to four. It makes mevery sad. But a bunch of them
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got recalled apparently because they start firesand stuff, which makes me think that
what's happening is I'm not unique.I bet most of you they're just people
leaving cardboard in and it sets onfire. But they don't want to say
that, and so they're like,this thing malfunction and set on fire because
they probably just left the cardboard inlike I did. And so you think
they're being called because too many peopleleft the cardboard in. I do.
I think the company has to takea hit. Yes, I think way
(05:05):
too many people are pretending something wentwrong because when you open your air fryer,
there's the obvious cardboard pieces, butthen there's also a piece that you
have to pull the whole thing out, and then it's in the underneath,
in the undercarriage that I didn't know. And I think that's what everyone is
doing. And so more than threemillion air friers have been recalled because people
(05:28):
are like, no, it's justsetting on fire. It's crazy because we're
forgetting to take out the cardboard.I don't think. So it's possible,
and I think there's one other personon earth. YEA possible, but not
likely. Yeah, it's just you. I got to make sure, this
isn't my kind of air frier thatwas being recalled. Yeah, they got
all sorts of them. Insignia isthe most recent ones, and then also
(05:49):
the Kasori, which I believe hisgrooves and I indeed, Yeah, over
about two million of those have beenrecalled. Faulty wiring and reports of airfires
catching fire. Oh see here,because that'll get way over four fifty.
Mike, what face did you justmake? Did them make a bad don't
let im don't let to bother youas you watch your Basebude. I told
(06:13):
you it's gonna be distracted. Sorry, I'm a little distracted. Go ahead,
I'm listening to the air friar story. No, I hadn't talked about
airfares like five minutes. I wason a whole different story. Yes,
you have to nearly got him,Penguin. I wanted to see if I
could trick you. I did thinkof you guys today, by the way,
when I was showering and I waswashing my feet, and I was
like, man, all the peopleI work with don't do this. They're
all disgusting. Uh So, yeah, that happened, aught of us while
(06:36):
you were showering and washing your feet. Yeah, because when I went to
wash my feet, it immediately clickedin. Like everyone I worked with said,
they don't do this, they're alldisgusting. You'll do it if I
need it, like it's yeah,that's right, Mike said. He washes
his feet if he has been outsideplaying in the mud America, that's when
he washes his Not when you've beenwearing socks which are a little oven for
(07:00):
your foot and making you all funky. You just assume that drip drip will
take care of that. You don'thave tom Sure are we all wearing flip
flops? No, I'm wearing shoes. What are the rest of us aren't
flip flops? But they're like openyeah. Yeah, And you disgusting basketards
are just going to assume that rinsis gonna handle disgusting bastard. All right,
(07:20):
you two are disgusting baskets. You'redisgusting. Flus got you there.
I was wondering what word you weregoing to go with. I got a
little scared. See yeah, Jeff, I have a question for you.
When you washed your feet, didit tickle? No? I use more
(07:42):
than tickle force when I'm washing theirfeet. You're not going down there and
going You're going down there with agood I get the I get the bar,
the bar of soap, not thegeneric soap either. You have to
go to a soap store and getgood soap. And you get that and
you lather up a hand, andthen you're still holding the bar in your
left. You've got your right.You got your right lathered up with soap
(08:03):
on your hand. And then Ireach down to the foot and I bring
the foot up to the hand andI give it a good rub and get
between the toes and does tickle.It does not tickle. I'm not using
a feather, and I'm not runninga finger lightly along the bottom of my
foot. I'm worshing. I'm worshing, Okay, my foot. One thing
(08:24):
that's changed the foot game for mehere lately, Mu's change the foot game
for you here lately. Bamboo socks. Those are pretty awesome. Yes they
are. I have bamboo bed sheets. I didn't know they had socks.
Yes, they do have socks.How much are they? Probably more than
any other sock, but well worthit, Okay, because I have bought
(08:46):
some expensive socks. They're like theshort standard kind of athletic socks. Because
they cost so much. I bottomassuming that that means they're way better,
and I think they are. Idon't know, but I think you're a
big bamboo guy. Or I lovebamboo. I have bamboo bed sheets.
You gotta dry cases, you gottatry these. I will try some bamboo
(09:07):
socks and bamboo T shirt? Sodo you have any of those? They
make them? I don't. They'reamazing. I don't have any of those
either. I don't even know theymade them. Oh yeah, I'll look
it up. Is great? Isit a button up or a T shirt?
T shirt? Yeah, it's bamboo. Can I get a V neck?
Yeah? Bamboom. You can getwhatever kind of T shirt you want.
I need to sneak in one morething in the bucket of crap before
(09:28):
I get ready for the Cowboys drafttonight. It's just so. I have
a friend whose name gets brought upon the radio show a decent amount of
times because he's insane, and it'smy buddy Mitch. Yeah, Mitch.
And my buddy Mitch is kind ofa part time producer of mine, and
I've told him I'm like, ifI'm ever like not on radio anymore,
and I'm just on my YouTube pageand doing stuff like I'm gonna give you
(09:48):
money. Because he just likes tosend things to people, and so he
sent me something last night. He'sreally cranked it up lately, and he
was like, this is the insanething I've ever sent you. And I
checked it and I tried to googleit and I can't find it anywhere.
And so sometimes I don't know ifnews is real or if it's just something
(10:09):
people see on TikTok. But it'slike an interview show and it's a guy
interviewing a girl and the girl isa little person, midget dwarf. I
don't know what we're supposed to say, so just say them all. Yeah,
she's a little person, midget dwarf. She's three foot eleven. Okay,
kind of hot, you said kindof hot or not hot? Kind
of hot? Okay, Yeah,she's three foot eleven. She's kind of
(10:31):
hot. But they're interviewing her abouther body parts because we're your home for
conjoined twin talk. She is nota conjoined twin. She's just one person,
but she does have twin somethings.Oh, she has two of something
that most people have one of,and it's her part it's her who who
(10:54):
she's got two of them? Shehas two? She has two? Yeah?
Did you hear that? Yes?Double who? Who said that?
And so the interviewer is double hooted. She's double hooted. And the interviewer
asked her, like left and rightor top and bottom? What are we
(11:15):
working with? And she says leftand right, So a double situation,
left and right. And then shemade the claim that she's saving the left
one for marriage and the right onehas quite a body count. And I
didn't know what to do with itor how that plays on radio, or
(11:37):
what you guys would say after Itold you, But I just needed you
to know that I saw this doublewho one for her husband who has not
arrived yet, and one for everyone. Wow, she claims, like fifteen,
give or take. Is the numberspretty good? On the right maybe
(11:58):
on the left one and the rightone's being saved. I think the right
one is being used and the leftones being saved. When someone starts courting
her, do you think she justhas to like give them a guide a
little how to one? Do youthink that? Do you think when someone
starts do you think when someone startscourting her for the moment, he's got
(12:22):
to go to the right. Yes, otherwise she'll redirect. She'd be like
uh uh uh sir, not withouta ring. It's like, well,
what am I gonna do? Thenthe other one idiot to the right okay,
had a skosh to the right,and it's kind of cheating, right,
Like that's kind of the thing wherey like, it's certain colleges where
(12:50):
oh, people are like, no, I'm saving myself for marriage kind of,
but they're just wearing out the otherways you could do stuff. It's
like you, no, You're toturn his mic U. It would be
so much funnier. You're saving verylittle for marriage. Yeah, thank you,
(13:16):
you're a hoo. Yeah. Butit's like, no, I'm pure
as the driven snow and you're likeno, you're bleeding. Okay, So
anyway, what happened? I blackedout? What are you looking at?
(13:41):
Here's a report from ABC News fromtwenty twelve. Okay that says that this
condition is not so rare. Whatcondition of two VJs do you think it's
rare? Though? Said? Treatone is like this incredibly holy place.
(14:07):
One is like a U sock rowersingle file line over here for this one
don't you look at that side?The other one is not for you.
Do you give me a ring?Yeah? Does it have a little trapdoor
on it? I hope it's likePrincess Bride. Yeah, yeah, metal
(14:28):
on metal covering. That would makeme want to marry her though, because
because you would want to. Yeah. I want to go where no person's
gone before. I know that's worthmarriage to you. Yeah, I don't
want to live with fifteen other people. Well, that's probably are dude,
Like, what do you mean?I don't know what are you saying?
(14:52):
What are you whoever you're hooking upwith. I'm sure that they have prior
people. I don't do that.I am born again twice a week.
A big draft coming up tonight.Yeah. That shout out to our guy
(15:15):
Raf, who did bring two bananastoday because yesterday apparently someone on TikTok said
that smashing a banana peel into yourface is the same thing as botox.
It has antioxidants, it's banana botok. Yeah, so at some point in
the show, I will banana peelmy face. I believe you. God,
You're gonna smell like bananas and fireball. Some call that the finer.
(15:41):
Yeah, I think that we mighthave to do that in the next segment,
and we might have to revisit thelast story too, because we have
a special guest coming on that willreally enjoy all of those things thoughts.
A special guest is named Dan McDowellfrom a popular local podcast called The Dumb
Zone. Yeah, he's going tojoin us for who knows how long.
(16:02):
He's a professional podcaster. He isa professional podcaster, and if he tries
his very best for a long time, he could earn his way onto radio.
Yeh, but just probably not herefor now. He's just a podcast
he's just not ready right now.No, he's just starting out. He
needs some seasoning, just a podcaster. He needs a few meetings, like
(16:23):
weekly meetings, maybe even daily meetingswith a good program director. Yeah,
kind of guide him in his broadcastand write how to formulate a thought or
much less a show, because they'reall very experienced in that and they're they're
very capable of helping somebody like himalong. Yes, well, formatics is
(16:44):
what you need, you know,of course, structure, topic selection,
right like, for instance, showme a program director in the United States
that wouldn't look at the segment I'mdoing on the first day of the NFL
drap and say, you know what, you crush it, bro, But
that is how you do radio.You saw a random thing on the internet
(17:06):
about a minute the two who who'swell, yeah, talk about that for
fifteen minutes on the first day ofthe NFL Draft while all the local teams
are in the playoffs. I haveto crate you. Your friend texted you
something about a random person with doos, but then you couldn't find it on
the internet to back it up.Correct, Yeah, but you were like,
I can't wait to talk about thisfor twenty minutes. Correct, Yes,
(17:29):
I have a new development over here. There is a little spider.
Oh in front of me? Killit? I can't kill it. What's
its name? Where is it?I think it's pink? Oh yeah,
yeah, name it Toby. It'sa girl. I think it's a Sophia.
Somebody needs to take this thing homeand make it your very own.
Where is a snake's plus? Yeah? Who wants Sophia the spider? Anybody?
(17:52):
Okay? Moving on? Okay andother news you're listening in ninety seven
one The Freak, You're home forall of the most relevant things in DFW.
Cowboys are going to have take partin the NFL Draft tonight. And
the good thing is, unlike theDallas Stars, you can't lose the draft,
at least you don't know about ituntil later. So they're going to
win tonight. And we're at BuffaloWild Wings in Grapevine. We're gonna do
(18:14):
our whole show from here. Atsix o'clock, the great Kevin Turner will
slide on in and we're going tohang out with you guys for Cowboys draft
things, okay, sir, Andthe very latest things that you need to
know as we work our way towardsthe draft is David Moore Dallas Morning News
says Dallas should expect more movement thanusual, placing a premium on the club's
(18:37):
ability to respond depending on how thescramble shakes out of the NFL Draft.
The Cowboys are prepared and may actuallyprefer to move back if they can strike
the right deal. Dallas has nomore than fifteen first round grades assigned in
this draft and they pick number twentyfour. You can do the math.
If you get to number twenty fourand you say, hey, look we
(19:00):
have a first round pick. Wedon't see a first round player could we
pick him later, then yeah,the Cowboys are going to be open for
business tonight unless something unexpected happens,and I do expect that they will not
pick at number twenty four. That'swhat I expect. What if there's a
first round player there, but heis at a position that they don't really
(19:22):
need. I guess my question ofthat would be what position is that?
Well, not one of the oneswe've been talking about. This football team
needs pretty much everything. It needsa lot, but weird to say for
a twelve win team. But ifyou had a first round grade on a
defensive end, would you take him? I would? Yeah, would you
(19:47):
take a first round receiver? No? Really, I don't think I would.
Really, I don't think I would. I think they're doing themselves a
disservice. If you have a firstround graded player that gets to you and
you don't take him unless it's likehe won't get on the field, unless
it's like it's a quarterback and weare going to extend Dak, then yeah,
(20:08):
obviously you're not going to do that. But I think that they're pretty
well wide open. And if somethingunexpected happens and you have a defensive lineman
or a receiver or a corner thatyou're like, holy crap, that guy's
still available. You pick him becausethat's how you find ceed lamb, Like,
that's how you find those sorts ofplayers. But yeah, I think
they would love for it to bean offensive lineman. That would be their
(20:29):
dream come true. My worst casescenario would be that they freak out and
take a running back, as JaneSlater has suggested and Mike Reiner has floated
the potential idea of a first roundrunning back that I would not be a
big fan of. But you neverknow what this football team. No,
you never do know. And Iwill say one of my favorite things about
today leading up to the draft isonce upon a time when Jason Garrett was
(20:52):
the head coach, I feel likeI had a pretty good sense for what
they were going to do. Yeah, I have a pretty good sense for
what they want to do, butjust based on the people they visited and
what the roster looks like, Uh, they don't really leak anymore. You
don't have going for him right lookingfor him like, oh they love this
guy, Oh I hate that guy. That's not happening. And I think
(21:15):
that is way more fun for tonightto go in and it's like, yeah,
I can give you common sense ofwhat the people that they visited and
who they're definitely interested in because ofwhat they need on their football team,
and I can deduce it that way. But for years it was, oh,
yeah, I can tell you whothey like. I can tell you
who they're gonna pick, And that'snot nearly as much fun based on who's
(21:36):
been here. Yeah, and tonightwill be fun. Tonight will be fun.
I have no idea what they're goingto do. I know what I
think they want to do, butwe don't know guys that they're locked in
on, or that they're really reallyhoping to pick, or and we've had
that before. So this's want tobe fun. I don't know what they're
gonna do, but it'll be reallyfun to walk through it with everybody and
find out together. Right here onninety seven when the Freak your home for
(21:57):
double who who talk? Uh?That is Jeff's bucket of crap coming up
next to Hollywood Swinging if it goesthat way, and if not, Julie,
what else? A horse, ahorse, banana, bo Talks Talk
and more, and our very specialguest, We do expect Dan McDowell to
(22:17):
join us in the next segment,and maybe he'll just stay forever. Who knows.
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