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Well, we've been having all thisfun out here today. The Rangers lost
to Seattle this afternoon. Man,what else can go wrong today? Oh?
God? What else happened? Havinga good time? War famine?
We did banana botoks? Yeah Iwas joking. Yeah, we had banana
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boat talks, Yeah we did.Did you wash yours off yet? I
did? Okay, your face looksgreat. It looks just like it always
does. You don't have a singlewrinkle on your forehead. Yeah, that'll
be the day. Well, yes, we are out here, Buffalo Wild
Wings, the one that is inGrapevine. We got an hour to go
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in this. You've got an hourto go these speakeasy that we're doing now,
and we do every day from twountil six. Yeah, six is
the number whatever it is. You'reon it here. Yeah, we got
an hour to go of that.And then when we're done, one of
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us is going to hang around.Now, Julie, you may be asking
yourself who might that be? Solet's go around the horn here, Oh
and just see which one it is? Shoopy not me? Is it you?
It's not me? You're out hereat six o'clock. I'm leaving right
at six, maybe even five pointfifty nine, Jules, No, I
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have no plans to stick around.That could change. I'm having fun maybe,
okay, not it's not me,so okay, it's not shooting not
jewels, not me. How aboutyou, Jeff, I'm gonna stick around.
I was really disappointed to hear thatnone of you guys are gonna stick
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around and have fun. I mean, like, we got the Glenn's here,
we're having a great time. Ithink so. I think what you
meant was that you're not sticking aroundand doing more radio. But I am
going to stick around until the Cowboysdraft a player. Well let me backtrack
from that just a little bit.If they trade out of the first round,
I'm not doing radio overnight into tomorrowuntil they make a pick Tomorrow night,
coward. But Katie and I aregoing to do some radio during the
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NFL draft. Yeah, we're gonnasee what the Cowboys are up to.
Yeah, we're gonna do it.Can you just sent a picture? He's
cramming, Yeah, he's reading upon kat Is he sent a picture.
Yeah, I saw a picture ofthe player he was scouting. It looked
a lot like a margarita. Yeah, what does it look like? Krams.
He's gonna draft a margarita. Heis smashing a margarita, and then
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he'll be here. See that's whyI said, well, this is starting
to sound like more fun. MaybeI will stick around here. I can't
talk draft with you very well thoughI haven't been paying much attention. I
like being on a show with youwhere you can just tell me everything I
need to know about the draft.I'll tell you stuff. Yeah, yeah,
it'd be great. So you're astat. Yes, Andrew Heaney started
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for the Rangers today and they lost. This is not going to be a
fun stat. How many games doyou think they've won that Andrew Heeney started
this year? I will say zero. Do you know how many games he's
started? Three? Or five?Five? Five? Yeah, that's not
good. There's that. That's notgood at all. But whatever. We're
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at Buffalo Wild Wings and Great Vine. We're having a great time and I
want you to come out and hangout with us while we watch the NFL
Draft. It's gonna be great Westin all these woo boys and fun drive
on a Thursday means it's the Groovesshow. Yay. We look down at
Groobs and he pulls the pin onthings and throws them at us. I
do. They're called grooves grenades.We are going to talk about stuff.
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Yep. First off, this kindof a story from before, but apparently
people get their twins mixed up sometimes. What's the goofiest mistake you've made as
a child or pet parent? Petparent or child? Yeah, I've never
made a mistake whatever as a parentof a pet. Okay, I mean
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I bought I think we got fisha bunch of times and didn't pay attention
to what kind of fish you get, and they kept murdering each other.
Oh, like we were getting thewrong kinds and they would fight each other.
So we were accidentally running like,yeah, we were accidentally running a
bit of fish fight ring that wedidn't mean too. Were you charging people
to get in and watch? Yeah, but we didn't know that they were
going to do that. We didn'tknow it would be so successful of a
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venture. Yeah. One time,when my dog, my old dog was
a puppy, I accidentally left heroutside in the rain and she dug her
away under the fence and sat onthe front porch until I opened the front
door hours later and she was sittingthere. Oh wow, So she didn't
leave, even though I accidentally mistreatedher in the worst of ways during a
thunderstorm, she was still like,no, I want to stay. I'm
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just going to work my way outof this yard. She feel guilty.
Yeah, I felt terrible. Yeah, yet I imagine. Yeah, now,
what was the question here? What'sthe what's the goofiest mistake you made
as the parent of a child ora pet? Having one? Oh damn,
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sorry, Jordan, only because Iwas not a very good dad,
that's all. Oh, shoopy,you're a great dad. Yeah, you're
a great dad. No, great, I'm joking, joking, joking with
all that. I don't know.There's so many stupid things that I've done,
stupid mistakes I've made. Yeah,it would, It would take forever
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to recount them all. Are youholding her in the crook of your arm
while you were smoking doobies watching PoliceAcademy? Or I'd gone well past the
doobies just straight up, Peter.I think I quit heaters too. In
fact, I know I had.Yeah, I don't know. I'm pretty
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much a perfect parent. I've neverscrewed anything up. I knew exactly what
I'm doing at all time. Thatapplies to me too. Yeah, never
missed anything up. I did havea sitter that screwed something up one time
with Rider and it led to ablack eye on his face when he was
only like two or Yeah. Iwas working at a Stars game and got
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a call. She was strapped intohis stroller and she was about to take
him on a walk and she wentto go close the door and left him
alone, and the stroller buckled andhe started like kicking, and the whole
stroller fell forward, Oh no,onto the cement. And I was about
to go interview whatever coach it wasat the time, maybe Glenn Goulletson or
something, and I was like Igot the phone call, I was like,
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just totally pale. Yeah, Iremember Glenn Gulletson. I'd totally forgotten
about you. I know, Icovered like six of them. They were
really firing through coaches there for awhile. I can't even remember. You
can't no generic white guy, butlike a little younger and like blondish hair.
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It was always kind of slicked over. It was real nice. God,
come on, Mike, remember him, don't nick your nickname was goalie.
It was pretty good they with him, That's true hockey. Yeah,
yeah, goalie. But yeah,I couldn't work that game because I had
to go save my child. ButI blame I mean, I didn't blame
her. We were fine and itwas an accident. But that's the only
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mistake. I've never made. Anymistake. Well, what they do for
a sideline reporter in that game,I guess they had to muddle through without
one. I don't know how theyever made it. Really, they still
let the broadcast go on. Yeah, they let the broadcast go on.
They have none right now. Imean they got rid of the position altogether
this season. Yea, Yeah,that's how valuable we were. Yeah,
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you guys. Did you guys knowthis? I'm only mentioning this because hockey
and I saw it yesterday. Didyou know In the movie Mighty Ducks,
when Adam Banks, the best playeron the team, is going to try
to score a goal on like abreakaway, they cut to the bench of
all the people cheering him on,and one of them is Adam Banks.
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So like in the movie, it'shim going to try to score, and
then the team's cheering and he's oneof the people cheering on the bench,
and then it cuts back to himgoing to score goal. Yeah, a
little continuity error. I don't knowhe was in both places. Well.
I was actually watching the playoff gamelast night and the postgame show, and
you could see Razor was doing hishit, you know, but you could
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see Sevi and Brian behind them inthe arena. Yeah, and I was
like, I don't know if theymean to have them in the shot,
because it was real. They weretalking to each other. You can see
both. The set's funny. Iknow your Mighty Ducks hockey story reminded me
of that too. I want todo a little bit of a tighter shot.
I wanted to do a show fromthe Rooms to Go Lounge so bad.
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I bet we could. I wonderhow much it would cost. I
bet we could buy a spot inthere. Yeah, you just have to
slip rads of twenty. Okay,Mike, will you fund this ventcher?
Yeah? Next week we'll in theRooms to Go Lounge. Okay, we
can do our whole show from Yeah. I'd love to do it for the
Rooms loud, the Rooms to GoRemote. I like it. I like
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it. I just got my catback. Speaking of pet things. Oh,
I'm sorry. I know you hatethat cat and you didn't want that
cat. I love her. Ilove her, no, like I deep
down love her, but I dayto day hate her. Yeah. Yeah,
you know, she's fifteen and shehas pooped about seven times since she's
come home outside of her litter box. Why don't you, you know,
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do the thing? Yeah, won'tyou to just go to the bed and
be like, go ahead. Ican't bring myself to do that. You
want me to bring over a shovel. I'm looking for a little old lady
to take her. She just needsone person. She doesn't like the dogs,
doesn't like the kids, doesn't likeanything. Our our nanny took her
for Thanksgiving, and then I justnever asked for her back. Yeah,
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and she never and you were hopingshe was it. Yeah, And I
just got her back here at theend of April. So that's how long
my cat's been gone on vacation.Pretty good run, isn't that a good
run? Yeah? Pooping on otherpeople's stuff, And so I was hoping
when she came home she would becured. Yeah, pooping everywhere, But
she's not. So I don't knowif that's a dumb pet parent thing,
but I let her go for along time. Her cat's doing that she's
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mad. Like we've taken her tothe vet multiple times and they're like,
she's just angry. She just isunhappy because there's so much going on our
house. The dog pushed her overthe top. She doesn't like living with
a dog. Yeah. They werethat big, tough on a kiddy.
Yeah. So if anybody wants mycat, yeah, she's available. I
mean, you could bring the catto my house and we could see what
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happens. Well, if she don'tlike my dogs, you probably want like
two year dogs. Well, Ithink my dog will probably handle that pretty
quick. Oh, I think wemight be able to solve this problem.
Yeah, on the porch tomorrow,looking forward to it, all right,
call her oud A Rockies coach HensleyMullens got into the cockpit of a flight
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recently. If you could wander aroundinto a random place, what would be
the first place you'd sneak into?Oh, if I could just and get
into any kind of random place thatI would want, Like he got into
the cockpit of a flight, whatwould you do if you could, I
would like to wander into an intense, high level, top secret rangers meeting
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where they are in there talking aboutthe future of the team, and I
know I'm going to hear stuff thatthey don't want me to hear. Yeah,
and what traditions to get rid ofnext? Yeah? Will you get
them to have a pride night theirown there? Okay? Oh, I
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think that's a great theme because Iwould love to be in the boys draft
room that too, because I thinkit would be hilarious. I'd love that
too, Like they'd have a dudewho spent the last three hundred and sixty
four days learning everything about some prospectand they just turned to one of the
grandkids back, what do you think? Yeah, like, what what are
we doing? Then the hot dogboys take over? Yes? Good.
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I would love to see the levelof ineptitude. Maybe they just have all
the grandkids like plane pin the tailon the draft prospects. They kind of
windfold them and they're like that game. I remember there was a guy that
at the combine when they would havetheir front office guys interview players, and
one of them was like, yeah, it was great because Paxton was there
asking me questions. Yeah, andI'm like, what the grand kids are
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just in there? What I understand? Actually, I'm changing my mind.
I think i'd rather do that thanthe race. Yeah, it would be
so bad, so bad, butI would thoroughly enjoy it. I guess
this term more into like, whowould you want to spy on? Basically?
Yeah, I mean if I couldjust have all access to like a
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really fancy restaurant with delicious food andbottomless fancy wine that I would never buy
because it's too expensive, I thinkthat'd be really fun. I'd probably be
doing that all night long when Icould DJ and just have a big old
party in there. So you justwant to wander into Nick and Sam?
Yeah, basically kind of where you'retrying to go. Yeah, we range
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that. Really, could you fundthat possible? I only keep asking you
that because you said you would fundanything we came up here. Yes,
I will any radio I will.Yeah, Okay about this really great idea
for a radio bit. Let's goto Nick and Sam. Let's do it.
I would like to make my wayto the cockpit of a plane and
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just have to have to take careof things because I think I got a
shot at it. You think youcould land that puppy. I know I
could land a little point a bigplane. I think if you give me
contact with the tower, it's agimme, but without contact with the tower.
I'm probably a little overwhelmed by thenumber of buttons and dials. Like
we'll live, but we'll hit theground going way too fast. But I'll
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set her out on twenty or eighttwenty. Oh my gosh, whatever,
you don't want to do anything ofthe sort. I think if I could
creep around with some people, soI would want to hang out with Taylor
and Travis, of course. ButI also just heard that they just got
back from a secret vacation. Ithink it must have just been in California
or something with Gg Hadid and BradleyCooper, the four of them vacation together.
Oh, and I would like togo on that vacation and just creep
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around and listen to their conversations andsee what they talk about, what a
really rich and fame of people talkabout and do for fun? What do
they order to drink? Taylor's alwaysdrinking something red. I want to know
what that's all about. Probably wine. Yeah, she said she's not mixed
drink. Oh it is. Yeah. I don't think that she would drink
like cranberry vodka. She's better thanthat. Just for kick, I thought
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you were going to say bb Rexa minute ago. Is that where you
want to wander into bb Rex's nursinger. I really don't have any desire to
do that, all right. Ourfriend DJ Shippy got the crowd lit last
night with sing alongs. Yeah,how'd that work out? Not well?
But it's not his fault. No, not his fault. Talk to me
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about sing alongs. What do youthink of them? I think they're fun.
I don't do them, but Ithink they're fun. I think it's
to watch every fun to watch everybodyelse doing them. Yeah, I love
them. Obviously you like to sing, but generally for me to join in
the sing along, it's got tobe the perfect sing along song and everybody's
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got to be doing it is alooking Oh Canado, Oh cannad can No,
Okay, thank you, thank youvery much, Thank you beautiful Mike.
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Do you sing friends in low placeswhen you're at the Stars Games?
No? I don't love seeing anythingthere, but but I like it when
they do. I like it whenthe crowd does, when they keep it
going up, Yeah, drops andall that. I love that. Yeah.
Do you say stars during the nationalanthem? No? I don't come
on maya I've do any of thatstuff. Do you say, who cares
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when the other team scores? No, I don't do that either. Do
you finish Jeff k sentence? YourDallas stars are on power play, They're
not going to score, Jeff.Do you think Jeff K when he told
you left in the period, didthey do that? Yeah, when Jeff
beers, Jeff will be like oneminute left in the third period and everybody
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says, thank you, that's aboutI've never noticed that. So no,
I don't do that. You'll seethank you. It is a good thing
to apprize the crowd and players ofyou know, because the players might not
know. Brian, you need toknow. Look, you're almost there.
Guys also like, oh my god, the periods almost over. We need
to play harder. Yeah, Andfor the fans it's like, oh my
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god, I've got sixty seconds tobeat somebody else to the bar, because
after the end of hockey, periodsare for how quick can you get to
the bar? All Right, theis not going well. All the players
say, oh hell man, we'regonna get yelled at. Yeah, all
right, talk to me about hiddentalents. Do you have any your friends
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have any? Would you like tohave one. Do you have one?
Mike has one zip tie. Idon't have talents otherwise you can turn into
a rattlesnake, oh nearby. Idon't know. Beyond that, I'm generally
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bereft of any kind of usefulness onthis planet. Shooty, your is the
number thing. I think. That'snot a talent. That's an annoyance.
No, it's very cool. Icount things. That's not a hidden talent.
That's a halfway to OCD situation.Just change your perspective. Okay,
I think it's pretty cool. Imean, I'm super talented at the motion
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of the ocean. You know,I'm real good at that. That's what
they all say. I can ubereats real good. Yeah. Yeah,
I can order the hell out ofstuff. Yeah. You can air fry,
I can. I can air fryif the cardboard has been removed.
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Car. It is not the sizeof the ship that makes you see sick.
Yeah, that's what people say.That's what people say when they're not
blessed. Right. Yeah. Iyou can drive with your knees, can
drive with my knees. I'm gonnatell you all your talent. I actually
was doing that yesterday leaving work andit's slipped. And even though it slipped,
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I was confident enough that I didn'tneed to use my hands because I
was busy trying to catch a Pokemon. Then I caught the slip with my
knee and I didn't slow down.I could have hit a wall, but
I didn't slow down because I waslike, I got it, I got
it, I got it, andI caught it. Yeah I can.
I can do some good knee driving, apparently. Yeah, I like to.
It's a lot of fun. Driving'seasy. We do it a lot.
You have to up the degree ofdifficulty. It's the safe that nothing
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you can do really right. Look, I'm a walking Franklin frankl thing like
they they are gonna get me somany times because of the stuff I do,
And that'll be fine. I'll deserveit, and you'll deserve a great
settlement, which you can get bycalling two and four, eight, one,
seven, all three. If you'rein a wreck and it's my fault,
call Franklin Franklin, then you'll befine. I wish I had like
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musical talent, but I don't.Uh people who can play instruments, I
think that's badass. But I can'tplay an instrument. Apparently Taylor drinks cosmos.
Someone from d when them in atext to the Taylor drinks Everything,
Taylor said she's a functional alcoholic.That was just a lyric of a song.
Yep, those songs, her songsare her diary at that point in
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time. Maybe she was. Idon't think she is still we know,
we know you don't think she whileshe's dating Travis Kelcey, who never drinks.
Yeah, she's a teetotal r.Now what do we have in common?
Let's get drunk. Sounds like fun. That's why I want to hang
with it. Yeah, that's fair, very fair, Grooby, we destroyed
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some grenade, nailed it. Yeahit's so good. Hell yeah, we're
those good grenades today they're okay.But that that was my fault. Yeah,
Grooves did a bad job. Wereally tried to pull him out of
the fire, though. You'll signhim. Great teamwork coming up next with
Step into the Sunset Lounge. Thenwe'll do some cowboys drafted. We're Buffalo,
Wild Wings and Grapevine. Come seeus or else
Well, we've been having all thisfun out here today. The Rangers lost
to Seattle this afternoon. Man,what else can go wrong today? Oh?
God? What else happened? Havinga good time? War famine?
We did banana botoks? Yeah Iwas joking. Yeah, we had banana
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boat talks, Yeah we did.Did you wash yours off yet? I
did? Okay, your face looksgreat. It looks just like it always
does. You don't have a singlewrinkle on your forehead. Yeah, that'll
be the day. Well, yes, we are out here, Buffalo Wild
Wings, the one that is inGrapevine. We got an hour to go
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in this. You've got an hourto go these speakeasy that we're doing now,
and we do every day from twountil six. Yeah, six is
the number whatever it is. You'reon it here. Yeah, we got
an hour to go of that.And then when we're done, one of
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us is going to hang around.Now, Julie, you may be asking
yourself who might that be? Solet's go around the horn here, Oh
and just see which one it is? Shoopy not me? Is it you?
It's not me? You're out hereat six o'clock. I'm leaving right
at six, maybe even five pointfifty nine, Jules, No, I
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have no plans to stick around.That could change. I'm having fun maybe,
okay, not it's not me,so okay, it's not shooting not
jewels, not me. How aboutyou, Jeff, I'm gonna stick around.
I was really disappointed to hear thatnone of you guys are gonna stick
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around and have fun. I mean, like, we got the Glenn's here,
we're having a great time. Ithink so. I think what you
meant was that you're not sticking aroundand doing more radio. But I am
going to stick around until the Cowboysdraft a player. Well let me backtrack
from that just a little bit.If they trade out of the first round,
I'm not doing radio overnight into tomorrowuntil they make a pick Tomorrow night,
coward. But Katie and I aregoing to do some radio during the
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NFL draft. Yeah, we're gonnasee what the Cowboys are up to.
Yeah, we're gonna do it.Can you just sent a picture? He's
cramming, Yeah, he's reading upon kat Is he sent a picture.
Yeah, I saw a picture ofthe player he was scouting. It looked
a lot like a margarita. Yeah, what does it look like? Krams.
He's gonna draft a margarita. Heis smashing a margarita, and then
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he'll be here. See that's whyI said, well, this is starting
to sound like more fun. MaybeI will stick around here. I can't
talk draft with you very well thoughI haven't been paying much attention. I
like being on a show with youwhere you can just tell me everything I
need to know about the draft.I'll tell you stuff. Yeah, yeah,
it'd be great. So you're astat. Yes, Andrew Heaney started
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for the Rangers today and they lost. This is not going to be a
fun stat. How many games doyou think they've won that Andrew Heeney started
this year? I will say zero. Do you know how many games he's
started? Three? Or five?Five? Five? Yeah, that's not
good. There's that. That's notgood at all. But whatever. We're
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at Buffalo Wild Wings and Great Vine. We're having a great time and I
want you to come out and hangout with us while we watch the NFL
Draft. It's gonna be great Westin all these woo boys and fun drive
on a Thursday means it's the Groovesshow. Yay. We look down at
Groobs and he pulls the pin onthings and throws them at us. I
do. They're called grooves grenades.We are going to talk about stuff.
(04:36):
Yep. First off, this kindof a story from before, but apparently
people get their twins mixed up sometimes. What's the goofiest mistake you've made as
a child or pet parent? Petparent or child? Yeah, I've never
made a mistake whatever as a parentof a pet. Okay, I mean
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I bought I think we got fisha bunch of times and didn't pay attention
to what kind of fish you get, and they kept murdering each other.
Oh, like we were getting thewrong kinds and they would fight each other.
So we were accidentally running like,yeah, we were accidentally running a
bit of fish fight ring that wedidn't mean too. Were you charging people
to get in and watch? Yeah, but we didn't know that they were
going to do that. We didn'tknow it would be so successful of a
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venture. Yeah. One time,when my dog, my old dog was
a puppy, I accidentally left heroutside in the rain and she dug her
away under the fence and sat onthe front porch until I opened the front
door hours later and she was sittingthere. Oh wow, So she didn't
leave, even though I accidentally mistreatedher in the worst of ways during a
thunderstorm, she was still like,no, I want to stay. I'm
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just going to work my way outof this yard. She feel guilty.
Yeah, I felt terrible. Yeah, yet I imagine. Yeah, now,
what was the question here? What'sthe what's the goofiest mistake you made
as the parent of a child ora pet? Having one? Oh damn,
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sorry, Jordan, only because Iwas not a very good dad,
that's all. Oh, shoopy,you're a great dad. Yeah, you're
a great dad. No, great, I'm joking, joking, joking with
all that. I don't know.There's so many stupid things that I've done,
stupid mistakes I've made. Yeah,it would, It would take forever
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to recount them all. Are youholding her in the crook of your arm
while you were smoking doobies watching PoliceAcademy? Or I'd gone well past the
doobies just straight up, Peter.I think I quit heaters too. In
fact, I know I had.Yeah, I don't know. I'm pretty
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much a perfect parent. I've neverscrewed anything up. I knew exactly what
I'm doing at all time. Thatapplies to me too. Yeah, never
missed anything up. I did havea sitter that screwed something up one time
with Rider and it led to ablack eye on his face when he was
only like two or Yeah. Iwas working at a Stars game and got
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a call. She was strapped intohis stroller and she was about to take
him on a walk and she wentto go close the door and left him
alone, and the stroller buckled andhe started like kicking, and the whole
stroller fell forward, Oh no,onto the cement. And I was about
to go interview whatever coach it wasat the time, maybe Glenn Goulletson or
something, and I was like Igot the phone call, I was like,
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just totally pale. Yeah, Iremember Glenn Gulletson. I'd totally forgotten
about you. I know, Icovered like six of them. They were
really firing through coaches there for awhile. I can't even remember. You
can't no generic white guy, butlike a little younger and like blondish hair.
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It was always kind of slicked over. It was real nice. God,
come on, Mike, remember him, don't nick your nickname was goalie.
It was pretty good they with him, That's true hockey. Yeah,
yeah, goalie. But yeah,I couldn't work that game because I had
to go save my child. ButI blame I mean, I didn't blame
her. We were fine and itwas an accident. But that's the only
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mistake. I've never made. Anymistake. Well, what they do for
a sideline reporter in that game,I guess they had to muddle through without
one. I don't know how theyever made it. Really, they still
let the broadcast go on. Yeah, they let the broadcast go on.
They have none right now. Imean they got rid of the position altogether
this season. Yea, Yeah,that's how valuable we were. Yeah,
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you guys. Did you guys knowthis? I'm only mentioning this because hockey
and I saw it yesterday. Didyou know In the movie Mighty Ducks,
when Adam Banks, the best playeron the team, is going to try
to score a goal on like abreakaway, they cut to the bench of
all the people cheering him on,and one of them is Adam Banks.
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So like in the movie, it'shim going to try to score, and
then the team's cheering and he's oneof the people cheering on the bench,
and then it cuts back to himgoing to score goal. Yeah, a
little continuity error. I don't knowhe was in both places. Well.
I was actually watching the playoff gamelast night and the postgame show, and
you could see Razor was doing hishit, you know, but you could
(09:28):
see Sevi and Brian behind them inthe arena. Yeah, and I was
like, I don't know if theymean to have them in the shot,
because it was real. They weretalking to each other. You can see
both. The set's funny. Iknow your Mighty Ducks hockey story reminded me
of that too. I want todo a little bit of a tighter shot.
I wanted to do a show fromthe Rooms to Go Lounge so bad.
(09:48):
I bet we could. I wonderhow much it would cost. I
bet we could buy a spot inthere. Yeah, you just have to
slip rads of twenty. Okay,Mike, will you fund this ventcher?
Yeah? Next week we'll in theRooms to Go Lounge. Okay, we
can do our whole show from Yeah. I'd love to do it for the
Rooms loud, the Rooms to GoRemote. I like it. I like
(10:09):
it. I just got my catback. Speaking of pet things. Oh,
I'm sorry. I know you hatethat cat and you didn't want that
cat. I love her. Ilove her, no, like I deep
down love her, but I dayto day hate her. Yeah. Yeah,
you know, she's fifteen and shehas pooped about seven times since she's
come home outside of her litter box. Why don't you, you know,
(10:33):
do the thing? Yeah, won'tyou to just go to the bed and
be like, go ahead. Ican't bring myself to do that. You
want me to bring over a shovel. I'm looking for a little old lady
to take her. She just needsone person. She doesn't like the dogs,
doesn't like the kids, doesn't likeanything. Our our nanny took her
for Thanksgiving, and then I justnever asked for her back. Yeah,
(10:56):
and she never and you were hopingshe was it. Yeah, And I
just got her back here at theend of April. So that's how long
my cat's been gone on vacation.Pretty good run, isn't that a good
run? Yeah? Pooping on otherpeople's stuff, And so I was hoping
when she came home she would becured. Yeah, pooping everywhere, But
she's not. So I don't knowif that's a dumb pet parent thing,
but I let her go for along time. Her cat's doing that she's
(11:18):
mad. Like we've taken her tothe vet multiple times and they're like,
she's just angry. She just isunhappy because there's so much going on our
house. The dog pushed her overthe top. She doesn't like living with
a dog. Yeah. They werethat big, tough on a kiddy.
Yeah. So if anybody wants mycat, yeah, she's available. I
mean, you could bring the catto my house and we could see what
(11:39):
happens. Well, if she don'tlike my dogs, you probably want like
two year dogs. Well, Ithink my dog will probably handle that pretty
quick. Oh, I think wemight be able to solve this problem.
Yeah, on the porch tomorrow,looking forward to it, all right,
call her oud A Rockies coach HensleyMullens got into the cockpit of a flight
(12:01):
recently. If you could wander aroundinto a random place, what would be
the first place you'd sneak into?Oh, if I could just and get
into any kind of random place thatI would want, Like he got into
the cockpit of a flight, whatwould you do if you could, I
would like to wander into an intense, high level, top secret rangers meeting
(12:35):
where they are in there talking aboutthe future of the team, and I
know I'm going to hear stuff thatthey don't want me to hear. Yeah,
and what traditions to get rid ofnext? Yeah? Will you get
them to have a pride night theirown there? Okay? Oh, I
(12:56):
think that's a great theme because Iwould love to be in the boys draft
room that too, because I thinkit would be hilarious. I'd love that
too, Like they'd have a dudewho spent the last three hundred and sixty
four days learning everything about some prospectand they just turned to one of the
grandkids back, what do you think? Yeah, like, what what are
we doing? Then the hot dogboys take over? Yes? Good.
(13:20):
I would love to see the levelof ineptitude. Maybe they just have all
the grandkids like plane pin the tailon the draft prospects. They kind of
windfold them and they're like that game. I remember there was a guy that
at the combine when they would havetheir front office guys interview players, and
one of them was like, yeah, it was great because Paxton was there
asking me questions. Yeah, andI'm like, what the grand kids are
(13:43):
just in there? What I understand? Actually, I'm changing my mind.
I think i'd rather do that thanthe race. Yeah, it would be
so bad, so bad, butI would thoroughly enjoy it. I guess
this term more into like, whowould you want to spy on? Basically?
Yeah, I mean if I couldjust have all access to like a
(14:05):
really fancy restaurant with delicious food andbottomless fancy wine that I would never buy
because it's too expensive, I thinkthat'd be really fun. I'd probably be
doing that all night long when Icould DJ and just have a big old
party in there. So you justwant to wander into Nick and Sam?
Yeah, basically kind of where you'retrying to go. Yeah, we range
(14:26):
that. Really, could you fundthat possible? I only keep asking you
that because you said you would fundanything we came up here. Yes,
I will any radio I will.Yeah, Okay about this really great idea
for a radio bit. Let's goto Nick and Sam. Let's do it.
I would like to make my wayto the cockpit of a plane and
(14:46):
just have to have to take careof things because I think I got a
shot at it. You think youcould land that puppy. I know I
could land a little point a bigplane. I think if you give me
contact with the tower, it's agimme, but without contact with the tower.
I'm probably a little overwhelmed by thenumber of buttons and dials. Like
we'll live, but we'll hit theground going way too fast. But I'll
(15:09):
set her out on twenty or eighttwenty. Oh my gosh, whatever,
you don't want to do anything ofthe sort. I think if I could
creep around with some people, soI would want to hang out with Taylor
and Travis, of course. ButI also just heard that they just got
back from a secret vacation. Ithink it must have just been in California
or something with Gg Hadid and BradleyCooper, the four of them vacation together.
Oh, and I would like togo on that vacation and just creep
(15:31):
around and listen to their conversations andsee what they talk about, what a
really rich and fame of people talkabout and do for fun? What do
they order to drink? Taylor's alwaysdrinking something red. I want to know
what that's all about. Probably wine. Yeah, she said she's not mixed
drink. Oh it is. Yeah. I don't think that she would drink
like cranberry vodka. She's better thanthat. Just for kick, I thought
(15:54):
you were going to say bb Rexa minute ago. Is that where you
want to wander into bb Rex's nursinger. I really don't have any desire to
do that, all right. Ourfriend DJ Shippy got the crowd lit last
night with sing alongs. Yeah,how'd that work out? Not well?
But it's not his fault. No, not his fault. Talk to me
(16:14):
about sing alongs. What do youthink of them? I think they're fun.
I don't do them, but Ithink they're fun. I think it's
to watch every fun to watch everybodyelse doing them. Yeah, I love
them. Obviously you like to sing, but generally for me to join in
the sing along, it's got tobe the perfect sing along song and everybody's
(16:37):
got to be doing it is alooking Oh Canado, Oh cannad can No,
Okay, thank you, thank youvery much, Thank you beautiful Mike.
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Do you sing friends in low placeswhen you're at the Stars Games?
No? I don't love seeing anythingthere, but but I like it when
they do. I like it whenthe crowd does, when they keep it
going up, Yeah, drops andall that. I love that. Yeah.
Do you say stars during the nationalanthem? No? I don't come
on maya I've do any of thatstuff. Do you say, who cares
(17:25):
when the other team scores? No, I don't do that either. Do
you finish Jeff k sentence? YourDallas stars are on power play, They're
not going to score, Jeff.Do you think Jeff K when he told
you left in the period, didthey do that? Yeah, when Jeff
beers, Jeff will be like oneminute left in the third period and everybody
(17:47):
says, thank you, that's aboutI've never noticed that. So no,
I don't do that. You'll seethank you. It is a good thing
to apprize the crowd and players ofyou know, because the players might not
know. Brian, you need toknow. Look, you're almost there.
Guys also like, oh my god, the periods almost over. We need
to play harder. Yeah, Andfor the fans it's like, oh my
(18:08):
god, I've got sixty seconds tobeat somebody else to the bar, because
after the end of hockey, periodsare for how quick can you get to
the bar? All Right, theis not going well. All the players
say, oh hell man, we'regonna get yelled at. Yeah, all
right, talk to me about hiddentalents. Do you have any your friends
(18:29):
have any? Would you like tohave one. Do you have one?
Mike has one zip tie. Idon't have talents otherwise you can turn into
a rattlesnake, oh nearby. Idon't know. Beyond that, I'm generally
(18:56):
bereft of any kind of usefulness onthis planet. Shooty, your is the
number thing. I think. That'snot a talent. That's an annoyance.
No, it's very cool. Icount things. That's not a hidden talent.
That's a halfway to OCD situation.Just change your perspective. Okay,
I think it's pretty cool. Imean, I'm super talented at the motion
(19:17):
of the ocean. You know,I'm real good at that. That's what
they all say. I can ubereats real good. Yeah. Yeah,
I can order the hell out ofstuff. Yeah. You can air fry,
I can. I can air fryif the cardboard has been removed.
(19:38):
Car. It is not the sizeof the ship that makes you see sick.
Yeah, that's what people say.That's what people say when they're not
blessed. Right. Yeah. Iyou can drive with your knees, can
drive with my knees. I'm gonnatell you all your talent. I actually
was doing that yesterday leaving work andit's slipped. And even though it slipped,
(20:03):
I was confident enough that I didn'tneed to use my hands because I
was busy trying to catch a Pokemon. Then I caught the slip with my
knee and I didn't slow down.I could have hit a wall, but
I didn't slow down because I waslike, I got it, I got
it, I got it, andI caught it. Yeah I can.
I can do some good knee driving, apparently. Yeah, I like to.
It's a lot of fun. Driving'seasy. We do it a lot.
You have to up the degree ofdifficulty. It's the safe that nothing
(20:26):
you can do really right. Look, I'm a walking Franklin frankl thing like
they they are gonna get me somany times because of the stuff I do,
And that'll be fine. I'll deserveit, and you'll deserve a great
settlement, which you can get bycalling two and four, eight, one,
seven, all three. If you'rein a wreck and it's my fault,
call Franklin Franklin, then you'll befine. I wish I had like
(20:48):
musical talent, but I don't.Uh people who can play instruments, I
think that's badass. But I can'tplay an instrument. Apparently Taylor drinks cosmos.
Someone from d when them in atext to the Taylor drinks Everything,
Taylor said she's a functional alcoholic.That was just a lyric of a song.
Yep, those songs, her songsare her diary at that point in
(21:12):
time. Maybe she was. Idon't think she is still we know,
we know you don't think she whileshe's dating Travis Kelcey, who never drinks.
Yeah, she's a teetotal r.Now what do we have in common?
Let's get drunk. Sounds like fun. That's why I want to hang
with it. Yeah, that's fair, very fair, Grooby, we destroyed
(21:36):
some grenade, nailed it. Yeahit's so good. Hell yeah, we're
those good grenades today they're okay.But that that was my fault. Yeah,
Grooves did a bad job. Wereally tried to pull him out of
the fire, though. You'll signhim. Great teamwork coming up next with
Step into the Sunset Lounge. Thenwe'll do some cowboys drafted. We're Buffalo,
Wild Wings and Grapevine. Come seeus or else
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