December 1, 2023 • 23 mins
Jeff doesn’t know his neighbors! The Cowboys play tonight! A couple Cowboys were named offensive players of the month! Tiger Woods plays golf today! Aaron Rodgers is cleared to practice! The NBA In-Season Tournament Quarter Finals bracket is set! Then we find out what day it is!
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Hey, Jeff, next time yousee Mike in the hallway, you should
hit him up with the deck.Here we go, Here we go,
Here we go. It's the speakeasyon ninety seven one the Free Consider that,
man. Yeah, I put somework into that. I did have
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a hallway interaction here the break hedid. Yeah, and I hit somebody
with there he is? How'd yougo? He hit me back with there
he is? Oh, do youthink he knew who you were? I
do? He doubled down. Didyou know who he is? I did?
Who was it? Groups? Weliterally worked together every day. Yeah.
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Yeah, I saw him and Isaid, there he is, and
he counted it. There he is. So my hallway interaction game is on
point right now. I'm nine onethousand. Wait it really is. I'm
ready, man, You've got thisdown, dude, Yeah, kicking its
ass as long as I see groups. Yeah, Now the rover's going to
meet the road when you run acrosssomebody you don't know, yeah, which
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is like everybody else. Yes,And if you can execute with them the
way you executed with Shoopy, yeah, man, Yeah, that's when you
go next. Look, it's weird. Had I had lunch with a friend
today and we were talking about likemy neighbors. I don't know my neighbors.
I know my next door neighbor becausewe see each other in the backyard
all the time. The guy acrossthe street from me introduced himself twice,
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and so I still don't know hisname, but I have met him twice,
but nobody else. And my friendwho had lunch with was like,
oh, well, we know allthe neighbors, and you're probably doing better
because they just bother you. Ifthey know you, they want to come
by, they want to talk aboutstuff, they want to borrow stuff,
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and so maybe I'm in the rightto just avoid all humanity except you guys.
It'll just be us, all right. I know both of my neighbors
on either side. Yep. Iknow the one across the street in Caddy
Corner because he just had a kidand had a bunch of the neighborhood people
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over to his house to see thebaby. Yeah, but how do you
get that invite? Usually just haveto be a neighbor. Yeah, I
mean, we know we've known eachother before. It wasn't out of the
blue, because I don't know,like if somebody one door down and across
the street had a sign up thatwas like, hey, newborn, Like,
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I'm not walking over there. Idon't know them, I've never met
him. Well, no, ifI don't know him, but I did
know him. Okay, so thathappens, Jeff, you need to just
go over and record. I didn'thave a little bit of a catastrophe because
he's got a new baby and everything, and they had a birthday party for
Yeah, you ran over a kid. No, No, I didn't run
over a kid. But I'd alwaysthought that his name was Matt oh Man.
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I learned it was Pat oh No, and I'd been calling him Matt.
That's on him to correct and nowyou've got it. Yeah. Absolutely.
It's weird though, because after likeone or two weeks of this,
like you're too far gone to thengo back and say, hey, that's
not actually my name. Well,yeah, it's on him for not correcting
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you straight away. If you letyou run down that road and take your
fault for driving down the road you'vebeen on. You got intimidated by shoopy,
Yeah, it happens. Selta's power. And there's a woman that lives
across the street from me, andshe introduced herself, well, back down
the road. Yeah. And sincethen, I've seen her, like I
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don't know, twice okay, andI've had no further interaction with her.
Okay. And that is the sumtotal of my neighbor interactions. I got
a text here that I'm investigating rightnow that says, Jeff, you should
definitely make friends with the cop downthe street. There is a cop down
the street, about three or fourdown and across the way, and I
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see him up front all the time. Okay, I recognize him. I
know that he lives in that place, but I've never met him. And
so I'm gonna text this person back. I guess I don't have to.
I can just talk to you overthe air while you could text it again.
If you're him, I'm gonna sayhi next time. I want to
meet people. I just don't.I don't just like the hallway. You
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ever think it? Yeah, becauseit's like, what do you do you
Just if I'm out for a walkand there's somebody in their front yard with
their kids, I just stop andsay hello. He'd live on the street.
I'm Jeff. No, don't makeit that weird. I do tackle
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the kid. You play football?Go along? How do you agreet someone
you don't know, I don't know, what do you say to him?
That's what I'm asking you. Yeah, so dogs, help walk your dogs.
Try that. Let my dog you'lltackle the kid. No, no,
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no, dog, You walk yourdog. And yeah, that's why
I'm telling you walk your dogs.That's where I started. It'd be good
for them. And then you walkyour dogs and then I don't know,
give it like one or two walksand just walk nicely with your dogs and
if you see somebody come outside,kind of like look in their direction and
open up the line of communication fora possible conversation with some eye contact or
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something. No, I don't haveto say anything. But the dogs are
a really good conversation starter. Soyeah, well there you go. There
it is. My dog will bitethem, there it is. No you're
walking with the dogs and you seesomebody and you're like, oh, oh
sorry, these guys are a littlecrazy, like they can get kind of
aggressive, but don't worry, andthen like just see what happens. There's
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a conversation the end and you startedit, and then they could laugh and
they'd be like, oh, mydog's the same way. Oh you have
a dog, too. Okay,Well, that's like a icebreaker, right,
and then the next time you goaround, you'll have already established the
relationship because like somebody you like,you run into somebody you're trying to hook
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up with. It does, okay, well better than either nothing or hello.
Okay, y'all make it sound easy. All right, that's cool.
It's easy for you because you gotkids that run over and violate other people's
real estate and you have to talklike y' sorry about trespassing, and they
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all violate our real estate. Smartof the deal. You have that in
common, you're a bunch of criminals. I go sit in the chair in
the yard and invite the conversation.That's how I roll. You think I
should go sit in a chair andjust sit in the chair, like,
bring your drink, Yeah, justsit there. Yeah, okay, I
think you should try that. Andyou can bring the dogs too. Do
you need to try that? Someonewill come talk to you. Roll on
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it if you can. I thinkyou'd be a real boring sit in the
front yard. It'll fill a show. Though. We'll just hit play.
There will be nothing that's not true. I promise you someone will come chit
chat. Just try it. Howlong do you think I would have to
try it for to get someone tochit chat? I mean, I don't
know. I bet half an hour. I think if you sit in the
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yard, I'll keep you posting andlook pleasant, like don't just stare at
your phone and not look up,but just kind of like keep your head
up and yeah, you have tokind of kind of give off an inviting
vibe like this face, a weirdhalf smile. Okay, how do you
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do an invite face? Anyway?I hit the thing. Hey, look
at the sports rocky Bye Golden kick. That's what that thing is. A
sports desk. Yeah. Yeah,it's just been sitting here, Like,
are you gonna come sit next tome and tell me about some sports?
I sure, I am desk.So it's Cowboys game day. Hell yeah
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it is, and they're playing Seattle. But ahead of that matchup and discussing
it, we did get some coolCowboys news that came down this afternoon.
Dak Prescott and Deron Bland named theNFC Offensive and defensive Players of the month.
That's very good. That's good you. Dak's been the best quarterback in
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football for like a month and ahalf to two months and he hasn't won
Offensive Player of the Week in anyof those weeks. So I'm glad he
got a month. No, hecan feel like he got something, but
he has said here we go.He has many times he has pay attention
tonight, listen to here we Go. You're gonna hear it a lot.
I mean, it's just like anaward or a title or whatever. But
it's got to give both of thema little pep in their step as they
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head into tonight's game. We're gettingready for the Seattle Seattle Seahawks to come
to town tonight at at and TCenter and Stadium Center. What stop.
So it's a it's a good game. It's finally a little bit tougher competition
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coming into town to play the Cowboys, and the Cowboys, of course,
are rolling at home. Seattle hasbeen stumbling a bit. They started out
as a five and two team onthis season, so that's when we were
thinking maybe they had something. Nowthey're six and five and they've dropped two
straight. One of those losses wasagainst the Rams before they were handled easily
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by the forty nine ers on Thanksgiving. So we'll see what we get between
these two teams tonight. I thinkon paper, most people are expecting a
pretty solid Cowboys win. But theCowboys, of course, are in the
midst of three games in twelve days, so they have to be feeling it
a little bit at this point.And you always have to worry a little
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bit when you have a couple ofbig wins and you start to feel pretty
good about yourself and all of that, like not calling it trap game or
whatever, But there's always something there, so we'll see what we get tonight.
It's been really really good for theCowboys at home, though, and
the Cowboys are in a it's aweird spot because the three games in twelve
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days is something that has always talkedabout and it's very real. That's hard
on your body. But the Cowboys, I can't remember an NFL team that's
gotten to do this, but prettymuch every week their starters don't play the
fourth quarter. Yeah, that's true. They have beat the breaks off people
so bad that dudes just get towatch the fourth quarter for a lot of
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these games. And what a luxurythat must be. Yeah, and the
Seahawks are also I believe coming offthis is three and twelve for them as
well. I believe they went SundayThursday, Thursday, and this thing started
off as like a six point gameor six and a half. The whole
world bet on Dell. SIT's nownine, nine and a half. They
are almost a double digit favorite againsta team with a winning record in the
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NFL. You don't have to buyin if you don't want to. Fotball
team's pretty good. Nine and ahalf though, Yeah, yeah, against
a team with a winning record,which they won't count as a win against
a team with a winning record afterthey beat him, because then they'll be
six and six and it'll be no, you didn't, right, That's fine.
Kenneth Walker, running back for Seattle, is being listed as doubtful for
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this one with an oblique injury.Pete Carroll said this yesterday that he was
doubtful, So we'll see what happenstonight. But that would be a loss
for them. And then you're lookingat Geno Smith having to do more.
He's recovering from an elbow problem.He's been sacked thirteen times over the past
four games, which looks to leadinto our defensive strengths. So we'll see.
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I'm thinking hopefully this is a good, solid Cowboys victory, and they
don't scare us at all with thisgame because you need this win and then
you need the win next week overPhilly. I don't think I've seen one
down of Seahawks football this year.Oh, Michael, I don't think I
have. Michael. Yeah, Iknow, I'm going to be looking at
him and I'm going, Okay,who are these guys? Oh, I'll
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take you. Hey, how aboutthis? At four o'clock. I have
a full preview prepared for you.Cowboys Seahawks preparation. You see, that's
what I need. That I thinkwill also be fun. Yeah, yeah,
all right. Do you hear groupschime in there? Because he knows
what's coming, I do. That'llbe fun. I'm excited. That's at
four o'clock. We call it atfour o'clock, and then at seven fifteen
we have Cowboys football. I'll takea quick buzzer here, groobyby m So.
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I told you a couple of daysago that Tiger Woods was going to
be playing golf again this week,and that is happening today. He is
making his return to golf. Heis taking part in the Hero World Challenge
from the Bahamas. He's playing forthe first time since withdrawing from the third
round of the Masters in April.He's on the fifteenth hole right now.
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Yeah, that's what's about to say. He's going to come a day when
I hear that and don't laugh.This is not that day. It's amazing.
Yeah, he's plus one through fifteenright now. That's a score I
would be very high for fifteenth.Yeah, so he's doing he's doing really
well for just getting back at it. He is also off with Justin Thomas,
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the only twenty players in this thing. Yeah, but just score wise,
right, I mean it could becould be a lot worse, could
you know, be a lot better. But he's just getting going. So
it's just day one. He's beatingRicky Fowler. That counts. I mean,
heck, what I think somebody shoulddo out there today is instead of
yelling, getting the hole. Yeah, when he hits the ball, you'll
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go to the bathroom and take it. Do you think he would not on
your bucket list to yell at ifsomebody yelled one of his weird things that
he texted to that girl back inthe day, do you think he would
would register with him what they weresaying. I don't see how it could
not because it means something very naughty. Poor Tiger. Actually not poor Tiger.
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Somebody's just screaming talk about Tiger nameoff your phone. Well, if
you know anybody that's into golf,but'll probably be paying close attention to this
one today and throughout the weekend.It's really kind of cool to see him
back out on the course. Iwill take a quick buzzer here, Grooby.
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So the improbable is happening with AaronRodgers. We heard about him trying
to get back on the field afterthe achilles injury that happened in the first
week of the season, and elevenweeks later he's been cleared to practice.
Just being cleared to practice though beingpractice. We didn't talk about a game.
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We'll talk about practice practice, that'sright. Aaron Rodgers loves Aaron Rodgers
in the headlines. He need doingcrap. I think he just wants to
be in the headline. Oh yeah, I think he loves it because like
so, the rules on this isthey have twenty one days from the moment
that they do this where they openhis practice window to activate him, and
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if they don't, he's out forthe year. So twenty days from now
or whatever, we'll be talking abouthow he's out for the year. That's
right, Yeah, probably so,But it's like a doctor thing to be
cleared for practice, right, Sothey can't just make that up because he
wants to be in the headline.Well they can say that, you're cause
like so his was in Achilles,and they do have a new surgery that
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they do for Achilles, which isinteresting that he's wanted to take something that's
so new without years of evidence.True, but anyway, so they have
a new thing that they can dowith the Achilles where they do all this
extra stuff. And Cam Akers,old running back for the Rams, had
it a year or two ago andhe came back after five and a half
months and he plays running back.So is it possible that a quarterback could
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do it in four or less?I guess. I guess. I think
Karon Rodgers just likes hearing his nametalked about. Yeah, probably Jets get
into game action, because that's theother factor here is that the Jets aren't
really inspiring him to get back onthe field. It's not like he can
come in and save them really atthis point. Thing, I think he
feels really bad about this though Ithink you know, he got injured and
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early on, and they had highhopes and everything and had been on hard
knocks, and the whole thing wastheir whole scene was shown to the Football
America and now all of a sudden, it all hinges around him and he
can't play. Yep. I hatethat they were on hard knocks because now
you like him, don't you.Yeah, Mike sees a guy on TV
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behind the scenes, Tucker for hardKnocks. I will freely admit it.
I mean they Aaron Rodgers is sofreaking unbelievably cocky, arrogant and lacking common
sense even in his own sports,that he made them bring in guys he
likes. Randall Cobb has like fourcatches this year. The other receiver brought
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in was at Lazard, is ahealthy scratch for them and is making twelve
million dollars because he said I wantmy guys, and they brought in his
guys and they suck, but hey, and then he got hurt, and
then he got hurt, got hisguys hanging around. Yeah, yeah,
we'll see what happens there. Butit definitely has people talking a little bit.
And I will take a quick buzzerhere, Grooby, I don't know
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if anybody cares, but the quarterfinalsbracket for the NBA In Season Tournament is
set. Oh dude, yeah,who's what? So on Monday we are
going to have the Celtics at thePacers and the Pelicans at the King Pelicans,
and then on Tuesday we're gonna havethe Knicks at the Bucks and the
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Suns at the Lakers. From there, the semifinals will go down on Thursday.
The tournament championship will be played onSaturday, December ninth. You say,
when the MAVs play there, whichgame are they in? They're not
in it? Oh man, whatabout gender? Yeah, they didn't make
it. No now Denver went Ithink two and two in tournament play,
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they're not in. There's seasons offailure, yep. So the in season
tournament rolls on. Of course,each player on the team that wins the
championship is going to get five hundredthousand dollars. Players on the second place
team get two hundred thousand dollars.Semifinal losers will get one hundred thousand dollars
per player, quarterfinal losers fifty kper players. So good, left to
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all those guys. I hope youget more money. Okay, cool.
If we had our new owners afew months ago, do you think they
would have enough money that our courtwould have been cool for the tournament?
Do you think Mark just didn't haveenough money to get good wood. I
don't know if Mark doesn't have enoughmoney to get good wood, but I
think that these new people are sorich that they're going to get whatever the
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heck they want as quick as theywant it, And so yes, I
think that the court would be readyto go with our new owners the fifth
richest woman in the world. MaybeMark just said, screw it, I'm
about to sell out here. I'mnot spinning another nickel on this stuff.
That woods Chip who ran out ofpaint, don't care. Yep, don't
put it a joke, but itmight be true. He's like, Oh,
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this's gonna be somebody else's problem.Let's check in with Dirt though right
now. Oh, guess what dayit is? Guess what day it is?
Huh anybody? What did he sayto Skin? But then when Skin
was walking away, I was like, uh, something at you out,
get you out? Where are yougoing? You out? No dirt calling
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the games today is National Mason JarDay, which is my favorite thing to
drink out of the need you have. I have a probably four or five
mason jars, and then when Iempty uh the thing of kosher dill pickle
spears, I washed that bad boy, and it becomes I got about four
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of those in there. If elsekind of cool drinking out of it doesn't.
I have no problem with the masonjar. I like the mason jar
lot, the mason jar boys overhere, like all part of our bromance.
That's right caught in a room.Today is Computer Security Day, which
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I am getting an A plus withour company in computer security. I have
yet to fall for one of thephishing scams in our email because I've yet
to log into my work email,so I'm kicking one way to do it.
Today is National meth Amphetamine Awareness Day. In honor of that, What'd
you do? I'm going to takethe other half of my amphetamine pill show,
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but it doesn't have the meth.The meth part, I think is
the bad part. We like thefocus from our adderall. Today's National Stay
at Home because You are Well Day. Sometimes we stay home because we're sick.
I'm not staying home because mental wellnesskind of thing. Just treating yourself,
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Okay, treat Joseale. Well,you all celebrated that this week,
right, what happened? I said, you all celebrated that this week?
Right? You all? Did younot miss one? No, you haven't
missed one this Yeah, I cansay that you missed seven last week.
I missed one day last week.Dude, Today's National Personal Space Day.
Please respect mine, money back off. Elisha Cuthbert is forty one today.
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She's Kim Bauer in the show twentyfour or in the movie Old School,
she is the high school chick theactor banged Wilson. Yeah, don't worry.
She was pretending to be a collegegirl, so it wouldn't full pedo.
It was more half Yeah, it'sfine. And then what was like
The Girl next Door that's a reallygood movie. Fell in love with her?
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Yeah, I fell in hate withher in twenty four because Jack bowers
that you're trying to save the worldand his daughter just loved getting kidnapped.
She kept getting in the way,but my god, did she try to
and everything at all time. BenStiller's fifty eight. He wears a roller
Town hat a lot which is abrewery that Ben and Skinner invested in Billy
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Idols sixty eight. What does thatdo for you, Mike? Billy Idol,
Yeah, oh is at his moments? Okay. I thought White Wedding
was kind of cool. The firstforty or so times I heard it,
I found out White Wedding's not aboutwhat I thought it was about. Somebody
told me it was about something gross. It turns out that was a lie.
I'm well, what they tell youit was about? Steve Aokie is
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forty six. What does that dofor you? Mike? You big Steve
Aoki guy? I don't think so. All right, he's a DJ.
Yeah. Bo Jackson's yeah, he'sin MAVs games and stuff. Yeah.
I feel like he's here a lot. Does he live here? I know
one of his is a tour manager, lives here in town. Was that
it? Yeah, that's him?But yeah, bo Jackson's sixty one.
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You guys remember when Bo Jackson existed. That was fun. He was big.
Then somebody ripped his hip out ofhis body on a football game and
that was the end of it.Winston Churchill and Mark Twain are both dead,
but it is their birthdays, Sosalute to Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn
and all of their friends whose nameswe definitely are not going to say yes
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in a shout out to all ofthe alumni from Mark Twain Elementary School in
Oakcliffe, Okay fair. Coming upnext, it's time for Jeff's Bucket of
Crap. Hold on ahead of teasready, where is it? The anticipation
is killing me. And now it'stime for Jeff What you Got? I
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lost it. I swear, Iswear of got, I wrote one.
It's a whole new world in DFWstarting today,
Hey, Jeff, next time yousee Mike in the hallway, you should
hit him up with the deck.Here we go, Here we go,
Here we go. It's the speakeasyon ninety seven one the Free Consider that,
man. Yeah, I put somework into that. I did have
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a hallway interaction here the break hedid. Yeah, and I hit somebody
with there he is? How'd yougo? He hit me back with there
he is? Oh, do youthink he knew who you were? I
do? He doubled down. Didyou know who he is? I did?
Who was it? Groups? Weliterally worked together every day. Yeah.
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Yeah, I saw him and Isaid, there he is, and
he counted it. There he is. So my hallway interaction game is on
point right now. I'm nine onethousand. Wait it really is. I'm
ready, man, You've got thisdown, dude, Yeah, kicking its
ass as long as I see groups. Yeah, Now the rover's going to
meet the road when you run acrosssomebody you don't know, yeah, which
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is like everybody else. Yes,And if you can execute with them the
way you executed with Shoopy, yeah, man, Yeah, that's when you
go next. Look, it's weird. Had I had lunch with a friend
today and we were talking about likemy neighbors. I don't know my neighbors.
I know my next door neighbor becausewe see each other in the backyard
all the time. The guy acrossthe street from me introduced himself twice,
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and so I still don't know hisname, but I have met him twice,
but nobody else. And my friendwho had lunch with was like,
oh, well, we know allthe neighbors, and you're probably doing better
because they just bother you. Ifthey know you, they want to come
by, they want to talk aboutstuff, they want to borrow stuff,
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and so maybe I'm in the rightto just avoid all humanity except you guys.
It'll just be us, all right. I know both of my neighbors
on either side. Yep. Iknow the one across the street in Caddy
Corner because he just had a kidand had a bunch of the neighborhood people
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over to his house to see thebaby. Yeah, but how do you
get that invite? Usually just haveto be a neighbor. Yeah, I
mean, we know we've known eachother before. It wasn't out of the
blue, because I don't know,like if somebody one door down and across
the street had a sign up thatwas like, hey, newborn, Like,
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I'm not walking over there. Idon't know them, I've never met
him. Well, no, ifI don't know him, but I did
know him. Okay, so thathappens, Jeff, you need to just
go over and record. I didn'thave a little bit of a catastrophe because
he's got a new baby and everything, and they had a birthday party for
Yeah, you ran over a kid. No, No, I didn't run
over a kid. But I'd alwaysthought that his name was Matt oh Man.
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I learned it was Pat oh No, and I'd been calling him Matt.
That's on him to correct and nowyou've got it. Yeah. Absolutely.
It's weird though, because after likeone or two weeks of this,
like you're too far gone to thengo back and say, hey, that's
not actually my name. Well,yeah, it's on him for not correcting
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you straight away. If you letyou run down that road and take your
fault for driving down the road you'vebeen on. You got intimidated by shoopy,
Yeah, it happens. Selta's power. And there's a woman that lives
across the street from me, andshe introduced herself, well, back down
the road. Yeah. And sincethen, I've seen her, like I
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don't know, twice okay, andI've had no further interaction with her.
Okay. And that is the sumtotal of my neighbor interactions. I got
a text here that I'm investigating rightnow that says, Jeff, you should
definitely make friends with the cop downthe street. There is a cop down
the street, about three or fourdown and across the way, and I
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see him up front all the time. Okay, I recognize him. I
know that he lives in that place, but I've never met him. And
so I'm gonna text this person back. I guess I don't have to.
I can just talk to you overthe air while you could text it again.
If you're him, I'm gonna sayhi next time. I want to
meet people. I just don't.I don't just like the hallway. You
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ever think it? Yeah, becauseit's like, what do you do you
Just if I'm out for a walkand there's somebody in their front yard with
their kids, I just stop andsay hello. He'd live on the street.
I'm Jeff. No, don't makeit that weird. I do tackle
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the kid. You play football?Go along? How do you agreet someone
you don't know, I don't know, what do you say to him?
That's what I'm asking you. Yeah, so dogs, help walk your dogs.
Try that. Let my dog you'lltackle the kid. No, no,
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no, dog, You walk yourdog. And yeah, that's why
I'm telling you walk your dogs.That's where I started. It'd be good
for them. And then you walkyour dogs and then I don't know,
give it like one or two walksand just walk nicely with your dogs and
if you see somebody come outside,kind of like look in their direction and
open up the line of communication fora possible conversation with some eye contact or
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something. No, I don't haveto say anything. But the dogs are
a really good conversation starter. Soyeah, well there you go. There
it is. My dog will bitethem, there it is. No you're
walking with the dogs and you seesomebody and you're like, oh, oh
sorry, these guys are a littlecrazy, like they can get kind of
aggressive, but don't worry, andthen like just see what happens. There's
(05:48):
a conversation the end and you startedit, and then they could laugh and
they'd be like, oh, mydog's the same way. Oh you have
a dog, too. Okay,Well, that's like a icebreaker, right,
and then the next time you goaround, you'll have already established the
relationship because like somebody you like,you run into somebody you're trying to hook
(06:09):
up with. It does, okay, well better than either nothing or hello.
Okay, y'all make it sound easy. All right, that's cool.
It's easy for you because you gotkids that run over and violate other people's
real estate and you have to talklike y' sorry about trespassing, and they
(06:30):
all violate our real estate. Smartof the deal. You have that in
common, you're a bunch of criminals. I go sit in the chair in
the yard and invite the conversation.That's how I roll. You think I
should go sit in a chair andjust sit in the chair, like,
bring your drink, Yeah, justsit there. Yeah, okay, I
think you should try that. Andyou can bring the dogs too. Do
you need to try that? Someonewill come talk to you. Roll on
(06:53):
it if you can. I thinkyou'd be a real boring sit in the
front yard. It'll fill a show. Though. We'll just hit play.
There will be nothing that's not true. I promise you someone will come chit
chat. Just try it. Howlong do you think I would have to
try it for to get someone tochit chat? I mean, I don't
know. I bet half an hour. I think if you sit in the
(07:15):
yard, I'll keep you posting andlook pleasant, like don't just stare at
your phone and not look up,but just kind of like keep your head
up and yeah, you have tokind of kind of give off an inviting
vibe like this face, a weirdhalf smile. Okay, how do you
(07:35):
do an invite face? Anyway?I hit the thing. Hey, look
at the sports rocky Bye Golden kick. That's what that thing is. A
sports desk. Yeah. Yeah,it's just been sitting here, Like,
are you gonna come sit next tome and tell me about some sports?
I sure, I am desk.So it's Cowboys game day. Hell yeah
(08:00):
it is, and they're playing Seattle. But ahead of that matchup and discussing
it, we did get some coolCowboys news that came down this afternoon.
Dak Prescott and Deron Bland named theNFC Offensive and defensive Players of the month.
That's very good. That's good you. Dak's been the best quarterback in
(08:24):
football for like a month and ahalf to two months and he hasn't won
Offensive Player of the Week in anyof those weeks. So I'm glad he
got a month. No, hecan feel like he got something, but
he has said here we go.He has many times he has pay attention
tonight, listen to here we Go. You're gonna hear it a lot.
I mean, it's just like anaward or a title or whatever. But
it's got to give both of thema little pep in their step as they
(08:46):
head into tonight's game. We're gettingready for the Seattle Seattle Seahawks to come
to town tonight at at and TCenter and Stadium Center. What stop.
So it's a it's a good game. It's finally a little bit tougher competition
(09:07):
coming into town to play the Cowboys, and the Cowboys, of course,
are rolling at home. Seattle hasbeen stumbling a bit. They started out
as a five and two team onthis season, so that's when we were
thinking maybe they had something. Nowthey're six and five and they've dropped two
straight. One of those losses wasagainst the Rams before they were handled easily
(09:30):
by the forty nine ers on Thanksgiving. So we'll see what we get between
these two teams tonight. I thinkon paper, most people are expecting a
pretty solid Cowboys win. But theCowboys, of course, are in the
midst of three games in twelve days, so they have to be feeling it
a little bit at this point.And you always have to worry a little
(09:52):
bit when you have a couple ofbig wins and you start to feel pretty
good about yourself and all of that, like not calling it trap game or
whatever, But there's always something there, so we'll see what we get tonight.
It's been really really good for theCowboys at home, though, and
the Cowboys are in a it's aweird spot because the three games in twelve
(10:13):
days is something that has always talkedabout and it's very real. That's hard
on your body. But the Cowboys, I can't remember an NFL team that's
gotten to do this, but prettymuch every week their starters don't play the
fourth quarter. Yeah, that's true. They have beat the breaks off people
so bad that dudes just get towatch the fourth quarter for a lot of
(10:33):
these games. And what a luxurythat must be. Yeah, and the
Seahawks are also I believe coming offthis is three and twelve for them as
well. I believe they went SundayThursday, Thursday, and this thing started
off as like a six point gameor six and a half. The whole
world bet on Dell. SIT's nownine, nine and a half. They
are almost a double digit favorite againsta team with a winning record in the
(10:56):
NFL. You don't have to buyin if you don't want to. Fotball
team's pretty good. Nine and ahalf though, Yeah, yeah, against
a team with a winning record,which they won't count as a win against
a team with a winning record afterthey beat him, because then they'll be
six and six and it'll be no, you didn't, right, That's fine.
Kenneth Walker, running back for Seattle, is being listed as doubtful for
(11:20):
this one with an oblique injury.Pete Carroll said this yesterday that he was
doubtful, So we'll see what happenstonight. But that would be a loss
for them. And then you're lookingat Geno Smith having to do more.
He's recovering from an elbow problem.He's been sacked thirteen times over the past
four games, which looks to leadinto our defensive strengths. So we'll see.
(11:45):
I'm thinking hopefully this is a good, solid Cowboys victory, and they
don't scare us at all with thisgame because you need this win and then
you need the win next week overPhilly. I don't think I've seen one
down of Seahawks football this year.Oh, Michael, I don't think I
have. Michael. Yeah, Iknow, I'm going to be looking at
him and I'm going, Okay,who are these guys? Oh, I'll
(12:07):
take you. Hey, how aboutthis? At four o'clock. I have
a full preview prepared for you.Cowboys Seahawks preparation. You see, that's
what I need. That I thinkwill also be fun. Yeah, yeah,
all right. Do you hear groupschime in there? Because he knows
what's coming, I do. That'llbe fun. I'm excited. That's at
four o'clock. We call it atfour o'clock, and then at seven fifteen
we have Cowboys football. I'll takea quick buzzer here, groobyby m So.
(12:33):
I told you a couple of daysago that Tiger Woods was going to
be playing golf again this week,and that is happening today. He is
making his return to golf. Heis taking part in the Hero World Challenge
from the Bahamas. He's playing forthe first time since withdrawing from the third
round of the Masters in April.He's on the fifteenth hole right now.
(12:56):
Yeah, that's what's about to say. He's going to come a day when
I hear that and don't laugh.This is not that day. It's amazing.
Yeah, he's plus one through fifteenright now. That's a score I
would be very high for fifteenth.Yeah, so he's doing he's doing really
well for just getting back at it. He is also off with Justin Thomas,
(13:20):
the only twenty players in this thing. Yeah, but just score wise,
right, I mean it could becould be a lot worse, could
you know, be a lot better. But he's just getting going. So
it's just day one. He's beatingRicky Fowler. That counts. I mean,
heck, what I think somebody shoulddo out there today is instead of
yelling, getting the hole. Yeah, when he hits the ball, you'll
(13:43):
go to the bathroom and take it. Do you think he would not on
your bucket list to yell at ifsomebody yelled one of his weird things that
he texted to that girl back inthe day, do you think he would
would register with him what they weresaying. I don't see how it could
not because it means something very naughty. Poor Tiger. Actually not poor Tiger.
(14:09):
Somebody's just screaming talk about Tiger nameoff your phone. Well, if
you know anybody that's into golf,but'll probably be paying close attention to this
one today and throughout the weekend.It's really kind of cool to see him
back out on the course. Iwill take a quick buzzer here, Grooby.
(14:30):
So the improbable is happening with AaronRodgers. We heard about him trying
to get back on the field afterthe achilles injury that happened in the first
week of the season, and elevenweeks later he's been cleared to practice.
Just being cleared to practice though beingpractice. We didn't talk about a game.
(14:52):
We'll talk about practice practice, that'sright. Aaron Rodgers loves Aaron Rodgers
in the headlines. He need doingcrap. I think he just wants to
be in the headline. Oh yeah, I think he loves it because like
so, the rules on this isthey have twenty one days from the moment
that they do this where they openhis practice window to activate him, and
(15:13):
if they don't, he's out forthe year. So twenty days from now
or whatever, we'll be talking abouthow he's out for the year. That's
right, Yeah, probably so,But it's like a doctor thing to be
cleared for practice, right, Sothey can't just make that up because he
wants to be in the headline.Well they can say that, you're cause
like so his was in Achilles,and they do have a new surgery that
(15:35):
they do for Achilles, which isinteresting that he's wanted to take something that's
so new without years of evidence.True, but anyway, so they have
a new thing that they can dowith the Achilles where they do all this
extra stuff. And Cam Akers,old running back for the Rams, had
it a year or two ago andhe came back after five and a half
months and he plays running back.So is it possible that a quarterback could
(15:56):
do it in four or less?I guess. I guess. I think
Karon Rodgers just likes hearing his nametalked about. Yeah, probably Jets get
into game action, because that's theother factor here is that the Jets aren't
really inspiring him to get back onthe field. It's not like he can
come in and save them really atthis point. Thing, I think he
feels really bad about this though Ithink you know, he got injured and
(16:19):
early on, and they had highhopes and everything and had been on hard
knocks, and the whole thing wastheir whole scene was shown to the Football
America and now all of a sudden, it all hinges around him and he
can't play. Yep. I hatethat they were on hard knocks because now
you like him, don't you.Yeah, Mike sees a guy on TV
(16:42):
behind the scenes, Tucker for hardKnocks. I will freely admit it.
I mean they Aaron Rodgers is sofreaking unbelievably cocky, arrogant and lacking common
sense even in his own sports,that he made them bring in guys he
likes. Randall Cobb has like fourcatches this year. The other receiver brought
(17:03):
in was at Lazard, is ahealthy scratch for them and is making twelve
million dollars because he said I wantmy guys, and they brought in his
guys and they suck, but hey, and then he got hurt, and
then he got hurt, got hisguys hanging around. Yeah, yeah,
we'll see what happens there. Butit definitely has people talking a little bit.
And I will take a quick buzzerhere, Grooby, I don't know
(17:26):
if anybody cares, but the quarterfinalsbracket for the NBA In Season Tournament is
set. Oh dude, yeah,who's what? So on Monday we are
going to have the Celtics at thePacers and the Pelicans at the King Pelicans,
and then on Tuesday we're gonna havethe Knicks at the Bucks and the
(17:48):
Suns at the Lakers. From there, the semifinals will go down on Thursday.
The tournament championship will be played onSaturday, December ninth. You say,
when the MAVs play there, whichgame are they in? They're not
in it? Oh man, whatabout gender? Yeah, they didn't make
it. No now Denver went Ithink two and two in tournament play,
(18:08):
they're not in. There's seasons offailure, yep. So the in season
tournament rolls on. Of course,each player on the team that wins the
championship is going to get five hundredthousand dollars. Players on the second place
team get two hundred thousand dollars.Semifinal losers will get one hundred thousand dollars
per player, quarterfinal losers fifty kper players. So good, left to
(18:30):
all those guys. I hope youget more money. Okay, cool.
If we had our new owners afew months ago, do you think they
would have enough money that our courtwould have been cool for the tournament?
Do you think Mark just didn't haveenough money to get good wood. I
don't know if Mark doesn't have enoughmoney to get good wood, but I
think that these new people are sorich that they're going to get whatever the
(18:51):
heck they want as quick as theywant it, And so yes, I
think that the court would be readyto go with our new owners the fifth
richest woman in the world. MaybeMark just said, screw it, I'm
about to sell out here. I'mnot spinning another nickel on this stuff.
That woods Chip who ran out ofpaint, don't care. Yep, don't
put it a joke, but itmight be true. He's like, Oh,
(19:11):
this's gonna be somebody else's problem.Let's check in with Dirt though right
now. Oh, guess what dayit is? Guess what day it is?
Huh anybody? What did he sayto Skin? But then when Skin
was walking away, I was like, uh, something at you out,
get you out? Where are yougoing? You out? No dirt calling
(19:37):
the games today is National Mason JarDay, which is my favorite thing to
drink out of the need you have. I have a probably four or five
mason jars, and then when Iempty uh the thing of kosher dill pickle
spears, I washed that bad boy, and it becomes I got about four
(19:57):
of those in there. If elsekind of cool drinking out of it doesn't.
I have no problem with the masonjar. I like the mason jar
lot, the mason jar boys overhere, like all part of our bromance.
That's right caught in a room.Today is Computer Security Day, which
(20:18):
I am getting an A plus withour company in computer security. I have
yet to fall for one of thephishing scams in our email because I've yet
to log into my work email,so I'm kicking one way to do it.
Today is National meth Amphetamine Awareness Day. In honor of that, What'd
you do? I'm going to takethe other half of my amphetamine pill show,
(20:42):
but it doesn't have the meth.The meth part, I think is
the bad part. We like thefocus from our adderall. Today's National Stay
at Home because You are Well Day. Sometimes we stay home because we're sick.
I'm not staying home because mental wellnesskind of thing. Just treating yourself,
(21:02):
Okay, treat Joseale. Well,you all celebrated that this week,
right, what happened? I said, you all celebrated that this week?
Right? You all? Did younot miss one? No, you haven't
missed one this Yeah, I cansay that you missed seven last week.
I missed one day last week.Dude, Today's National Personal Space Day.
Please respect mine, money back off. Elisha Cuthbert is forty one today.
(21:26):
She's Kim Bauer in the show twentyfour or in the movie Old School,
she is the high school chick theactor banged Wilson. Yeah, don't worry.
She was pretending to be a collegegirl, so it wouldn't full pedo.
It was more half Yeah, it'sfine. And then what was like
The Girl next Door that's a reallygood movie. Fell in love with her?
(21:49):
Yeah, I fell in hate withher in twenty four because Jack bowers
that you're trying to save the worldand his daughter just loved getting kidnapped.
She kept getting in the way,but my god, did she try to
and everything at all time. BenStiller's fifty eight. He wears a roller
Town hat a lot which is abrewery that Ben and Skinner invested in Billy
(22:10):
Idols sixty eight. What does thatdo for you, Mike? Billy Idol,
Yeah, oh is at his moments? Okay. I thought White Wedding
was kind of cool. The firstforty or so times I heard it,
I found out White Wedding's not aboutwhat I thought it was about. Somebody
told me it was about something gross. It turns out that was a lie.
I'm well, what they tell youit was about? Steve Aokie is
(22:33):
forty six. What does that dofor you? Mike? You big Steve
Aoki guy? I don't think so. All right, he's a DJ.
Yeah. Bo Jackson's yeah, he'sin MAVs games and stuff. Yeah.
I feel like he's here a lot. Does he live here? I know
one of his is a tour manager, lives here in town. Was that
it? Yeah, that's him?But yeah, bo Jackson's sixty one.
(22:53):
You guys remember when Bo Jackson existed. That was fun. He was big.
Then somebody ripped his hip out ofhis body on a football game and
that was the end of it.Winston Churchill and Mark Twain are both dead,
but it is their birthdays, Sosalute to Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn
and all of their friends whose nameswe definitely are not going to say yes
(23:15):
in a shout out to all ofthe alumni from Mark Twain Elementary School in
Oakcliffe, Okay fair. Coming upnext, it's time for Jeff's Bucket of
Crap. Hold on ahead of teasready, where is it? The anticipation
is killing me. And now it'stime for Jeff What you Got? I
(23:36):
lost it. I swear, Iswear of got, I wrote one.
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