120123 330 Hollywood Swinging

The Golden Bachelor finale aired last night! Did he pick a new lover? Beyone has a new song out

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So I know none of us werereally glued to The Golden Bachelor last night
because we were watching football. Iactually watched The Golden Bachelor. I been
guessing at you're kind of mailing it. That's so weird to him today.

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Yeah, but the finale of TheGolden Bachelor did go down last night.
We had heard that it was goingto be very dramatic, as it always
is, and it actually was.I read about it. I've heard some
of the interviews, and I kindof have the gist of the whole thing.
So I'm going to remind you,Mike Reiner, Gary the Golden Bachelor

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had left. I'm going to showyou believe had Teresa and we had Leslie,
and I've done better than both.I'll tell you that. Mike.
All right, Okay, Mike allhell, Mike Reiner. Everybody here is

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starting to worship you, daddy,it hurts You've done better than both of
them. Okay, So when youlook at Teresa and then you look at
Leslie, this is our final two? Which one is more your speed?
Is there an option of just sayinggood night and going to bed damn because

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they're not your speed? Or isthat just kind of what you would do?
No matter what, I don't knowneither what I'm doing very much for
me? Okay, really? Yeah, yeah, I guess i'd go with
this one. What's her name,Leslie? And this is who? That's
Teresa? Okay, I like thename Leslie better, so yeah, i'd
probably get the nod to her.Okay, yeah, so Leslie's the one

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who had dated Prince before. Idon't even know what that means. Okay,
well, no, it's this oneall the way. Yeah, yeah,
I can't hang with with Prince.Well I don't. I don't know.
I don't think they ever like reallydove too deep into her relationship with
Prince, but I do want to. It was like brush shoulders with Prince

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like somewhere one time and say hi, And then on your Bachelor audition video
you say that you dated Prince.I don't know. I don't know how
serious that was. That's what Iremembered from her. Well, he very
well could have clowed through it,could have wallowed around on it. But
Teresa is the one that did notdate Prince, and I think she was

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more of maybe like a safer kindof choice for him. She also had
been in a long time marriage andher husband passed away. I think they
were married for like forty eight yearsor something. And that's kind of Gary's
whole deal. His wife had passedaway after they had been married a long
time, and they both have thatin common. And Leslie was a little

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more like a free spirit kind offitness instructor. She loved to dance,
and she's somebody that would go outwith Prince and all that, and she's
very beautiful. I think she's probablylike the hotter choice. I don't know
WHOA. I'm not even saying that. I'm saying that based on Jools.
You can't say words and then saybut I didn't say it, that's objection

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you said it. No, I'msaying that's the impression that I got based
on like people reacting and people's tweetsand people who were following the show.
I don't really care who's hotter.It's not my my opinion. I'm just
saying that I think she was likethe the more like someone you would lust
after, and then Teresa might seesomeone that you could actually spend the rest

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of your life with. Neither ofthem turned me on personally, Okay,
but we did get the finale lastnight, and it was quite dramatic.
Basically, they had Gary's two daughtersget have an opportunity to meet both of
these ladies and then weigh in ontheir favorites and their thoughts before he made

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his own decision, which was goingto be proposing to one of them.
And he had been saying all along. You know, they drugged this finale
out for a long time. Buthe was like, basically quote unquote in
love with both of them. That'snot so, it was could that even
be he hardly knew them? Well, I mean, if you spent fifteen
minutes with each one, it's likespeed dating. No, they go on.

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They go on plenty of dates.It wasn't just fifteen minutes with each
one. It is a very shortspan of time that you could fall in
love with somebody. But I've beenwatching these shows for a long time,
and I really believe that these peoplesometimes fall in love, not all the
time. Sometimes they just want toget to the end and then see if
they get you know, proposed to, and then from there they don't really

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care how it shakes out. Butnow they're famous, and if it doesn't,
if it's not a successful marriage,then they're going to be famous anyways,
and all these other guys have beenwatching, and then those people will
seek them out and it'll all beokay. Option of saying, you know,
I'm really not at either one ofthese he did, and and that's
happened in the past, but lastnight it seemed like pretty early on in

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this process, after he was downto the final two, uh, he
had kind of made up his mind. And so we had the whole like
interaction with the daughters, with Teresafirst and then with Leslie, and it's
just so awkward. Gary's boots.Yeah, what notes I like this.

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Let's just have Mike. Yeah.So Angie is Gary's daughter, and so
Gary's trying to tell Angie how hefeels about Teresa, and he thinks he
really likes Teresa, and then Angie, Yeah, she's a real stinker.
She said, dad, did y'allnot boots? And then Gary avoided the

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question and said, we're not talkingabout that. What if he just went
into details like so first reverse cowgirl, whatever she put on a show,
honey, Gary would never putting myleg behind my head. What So?

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Anyway, they had that awkward kindof interaction with the daughter there where the
daughter was asking if they had hookedup, And I think that probably did
with both these ladies and the FantasySuite. They go to the Fantasy Suite
after their last night, their lastdate, and their final evening together,
and I think usually that's what happened. Usually they do, and so I

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don't know, I feel like itprobably happened with Teresa and Gary. But
so they had the you know,the meeting with the daughter and all of
that, and then the daughters gotto meet Teresa and basically the family loved
both of them. But then getthe job. It is like getting a
job. But on the date,the final date with Leslie, she could

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tell that Gary was acting a littlebit different and he was just saying,
I'm just really stressed out. Thispressure is getting to me. But Leslie
was like, okay, I thoughtyou were into me, and it doesn't
seem like you're about to propose somethings up. So she kind of confronted
him on that date and then hewas like, you know what, Leslie,
You're right, I'm actually into Teresa. And so Leslie had this she

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had her heart broken on the showand kind of called him out for essentially
saying that night that we spent togetherwhen the cameras weren't on, What about
all of those things that you said? So he must have, like in
a night of passion, said things. Did you you're the one? Let's
get married? I love you,lady. You're freaking hot, right,

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He's like trying to recall when hesaid. He's like, I just said
you were hot, Like, whatdo you mean? Apparently he's been using
lines on them that he used onwomen decades ago. That's a news story
now, I mean old girls.As I was reading about that today,
it's the same text he used tosend me. So he's like, what
seventy two or something like that,Mike, I mean surely you've had to
recycle some line, right? Isthat so terrible? Like you were my

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whrn? I think ideally you don'thave lines. You're not catching feet?
No, no, you don't catchingfish, and you don't have lines.
But if one happens to fit ina certain situation at a certain time,
well, yeah, do you havea go to talk about my feet?

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Ever told the girl to take thatthing up for you? What that thing
up for me? I don't know. I'm single. Whatever I said obviously
does not work. Have you everthought about like going to hit the town
together wing man in it up,because it'd be really comical the right part

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of town to put a mic onthem both and throw him out into the
wild. Come back with you oneMonday, Mike, Let's go get us.
Let's go get us a daughter andmama. Okay, we'll be family,
deal with that, all right.I'm not gonna lie. I would
be a little jealous. What aboutI would have some pomo. What if

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we get twins? Oh? Hardto do. But if we if we
can swing that, sure, Wellthat's your quesnay which Adrian, I'm thinking
mid forties. Okay, you know, all right? You go with that,
you go, you go down,I'll go up a touch yep.
Oh my, that's that's teamwork rightthere, that is. And we'll build

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a house that's a mirror image ofeach other. We'll meet in the kitchen
for fist pounds some more water.We do have to do this someday,
Mike. You both up and thenlisten to it on Monday to hear your

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war stories. You don't hear thewords I say. If I am trying
to meet someone in public, it'sgoing to be a blank audio file.
You do not even approach people.That's why that's where Mike comes in.
I mean that give me a bettershot. You need a middleman here,
and I can do that. Allright. She's gonna pay used to not

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approach people either, But no,I don't care. I will say anything
to anybody at any time. Andthat's a good way to be. That's
a good way to be. SoJeff sees a hot girl at the bar
and he's kind of like mustering upcourage. He starts walking over to this
hot ship and he's like, allright, I got it, I got
something real good to say. Thisis it. While Mike's reaching into her

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pursing, I'm taking gift taking theJeff's just the decoy. I like this,
start hello, you like gift cards? Did get lady's wallets? Well,

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Jeff is trying to distract them.You're just a coaching horses. Yeah,
this is good. I like,how are you as a pickpocket?
More your finger? This is crazy, all right, we all need that
at all we do. That isnot the sound of rude. Slowed that

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down? I did it, literally, says Jeff slowed down. Oh my
god, who slowed down? Itkills me. That is not a normally.
This is why he's the devil thatslowed down and reversed. That's not
a normal reaction. We have toskit groovy. Yes, this is going

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to be a part of our homeworkto ride a skit with their drops.
The two of these guys out onthe town trying to meet ladies. Alright,
so can hear what happened? Soso so Basically, Gary told Leslie

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he just wasn't feeling it anymore andinstead of because usually what they do is
they let basically both ladies get alldolled up and then they walk out and
almost present theirselves themselves to the bachelor, and then the bachelor breaks up with
one of them, like on astage basically and then proposes to the other

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one. And it's kind of sad. So Gary didn't want Leslie to have
to go through all of that.I don't think that she's interested. I
don't she think that she's interested.But anyway, it was like, you
know, long, a long,twisted episode of trying to get to the

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point, which is basically that Garyends up with Teresa and they're planning a
wedding that's going to be televised inJanuary. That's a big win for people
with faces. She has a facebecause she got a lot. Yeah,
yeah, she does. And Ithink they're they're pretty cute together. They

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started doing the media tours, youknow, presenting themselves to the world as
as a couple, and I havea little bit of audio of them kind
of talking about how happy they arenow and their their planes moving forward and
get to weirds. Finally, it'sbeen such a long time. They took
this away from you so quickly.It's beautiful, beyond beyond beyond, and

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the symbolism, the symbolism of itis so important. It's just like the
minute is she slipped it on again, it was like, oh my god,
It's like, this is that joyfulhappiness that I that I want to
feel, that I want everyone tosee. He's got a weird voice.
She does too. We are goingforward with a wedding in January, so
exciting. Well, first of all, how incredible is it that I met

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the man of my dreams and nowlike to be presented like it wasn't our
original timeline, but to be presentedwith the wedding of our dreams. I
mean, spectacular, incredible. Wow, It's like, so yeah, let's
do it. I look at itthis way. You know, when you're
in your twenties and you put somethingoff for a year, it's a very

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small percentage of your life. Youcould die in your seventies. If you
put something off for a year,it could be ten percent of that's right.
So the clock ticks faster, andI'm one hundred percent certain I found
the right girl for me, andI am and she So that's kind of
their whole deal. They're like,when you're in your twenties, you can

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wait a year to get married,But since we're seventy and we don't know,
we're just going to get married assoon as we can, which is
in January. He said ten percent, like it couldn't be fifty. I
mean anything could happen. Yeah,I guess anything could happen. They had
a lot of work done well,it be older and also to me it
sounded like this isn't necessarily our timeline, but we were presented with this elaborate

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wedding that we don't have to payfor, so why not we'll figure it
out later, which I don't knowif that's the best way to do approach.
Yeah, free is good, Yeahgood? But what about this?
We are ready to be married tothat person? Does that matter? What
doesn't? What are they going todo back out there? They're all it's
over and they're anyway. Yeah,well, congratulat, let them crash.

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Congratulations to Gary and Teresa. Wecan all watch their wedding in January.
I don't think we will, heayGary Gary. Next story is Beyonce.
She her concert film in London acouple of nights ago. Her concert film

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is called Renaissance, a film byBeyonce, And from what I understand,
it's like Taylor Swift released her Heirsto her movie and it was basically just
like one concert from beginning to endthat you could watch the entire thing.
But Beyonces is going to have alittle bit more behind the scenes kind of
stuff and it's going to detail herbasically bringing her daughter into the whole scene.

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Now Blue Wyvey's a dancer with Beyonce. So I think that actually sounds
really cool nepotism. I like,a, yeah, well it works for
us. Nepotism can be a goodthing. I think that actually sounds a
little bit more interesting and exciting towatch. Just watching the concert was really
cool with Taylor, but especially ifthe one because I went I went to

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the one at AT and T andthen I went and saw the Taylor Swift
movie and I was like, Ialready saw this show, right. You
know, it's cool because it's likeclose, you know, like you get
to see a different perspective. Iwas already very close. It was like
a drone in front of her faceon the movie. We weren't that close.
So anyway, she had this bigmovie premiere. This was in London.

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Actually Taylor Swift showed up and supportedher, just like Beyonce did at
Taylor's. But what surprised everybody isthat the night of the really use of
her concert film Renaissance, she droppeda new track, Let's Go. The
new song is called My House inthe Middle Street, a dance track,

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and it's an anthem in which Beyoncepreaches about the importance of self love,
community, welcome and house to therapy, a desire to heal the world for
world peace. So I have thesong here and we had to we couldn't.

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We can't play the whole thing becausestarts custom a loss. The second
half gets very f bombing No,but this is a little bit of what
it sounds like. Here we gowait here to Beyonce and snap tonight kind

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of pulp tonight, can't shot bigchange, can take me to the New
York funny tap on my she's grabbingyou. I'm gonna ben sho breaks,
I'm shop. Wait, you can'tsaving him money, So then we're gonna

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bottle. I'm gonna teach me signdrinking brown. So that's kind of the
idea there, don't take me kill. I feel like Beyonce has also gotten
to the in her life like you, Mike Ryner, where you just don't

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you just say what you think,you say what you feel, and you
don't care what anybody thinks about youand Beyonce, and Beyonce is telling everybody
doron out her house. Jeff,you know what happened in this game?
You watched it last night. Yeah, doron Blind just picked them off.
We're about to drive down the fieldbaby, Okay, Actually, Seedy Lamb's

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gonna drop a pass and forth.Then well that's Hollywood swing and so it
sounds like you cannot wait to getto Yeah, So why don't you go
ahead and tease it. Yeah,we're gonna give live play by play of
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