120123 500 Julie's Auido Box

And if it’s Friday at 5:00, that means it’s time for Julie’s Audio Boxes!!

Episode Transcript

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I'm on, I'm on, allright, just a tad past five,
a quantity we're out today at Pluckersand plane O. Got a good crowd
out here today. I'm on.Apologies to anybody who we bothered with this

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wireless thing. No, we'll makeit up to you somewhere along the line.
But I don't know when or howor where. Not a lot of
time left, I know. Butno, it may not be today.
In fact, it won't be today. I'm pretty much assure you of that.
Okay, it's gonna be a badlast hour. I don't know if
it's gonna be bad, but Ijust don't know if we can do enough

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to make up for line fringing.That's all the way that I did.
That's fair. Like, Hey,we kind of pissed you off, ruining
your nice little outing at Pluckers.Now you can listen to us talk for
one more hour. Oh I'm soblessed. Yeah. Actually, I don't
think anyone seemed too mad. Theyliked you today. I don't know,
man, all those teachers back theredidn't like me. Oh, they let

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me tell you that they already forgot. They were hollering back there. They're
just partying man, that's fun.I don't know. They're mad at the
government. You were fine. Idon't know. I think one had a
gun. I don't think that.I could be wrong about that. I
could be wrong. I'm spreading inyour window here, and that's something we

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should never do. It is interestingthat that lady's mid chicken wing bite and
she's got a twelve gage strapped toher back. It's interesting you are liars.
Teaching must be tough here, itis. You gotta come handy with
the steel. That's right, youknow what I mean? Earn you keep

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well. Yeah, now we're leftto hang out with us at Pluckers and
plane O, Parker and Preston isthe location, and it is five o'clock
on a Friday, which means Iwould assume this is It's felt like a

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real clean week for every show,so it would be pretty empty. I
think everybody broadcasted pretty seamlessly this week. Yeah, not a lot of HICCO,
no mistake, no mistakes, nothingand really nothing very funny, just
a real responsible week of informing thepublic. Well, I disagree with you,
Jeff, and I have twelve,at least twelve audio boxes to prove

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it, damn it. Oh butthey're all really funny, and isn't that
what we all really want? Justto laugh a little bit a little bit.
I know I'm done with that.Isn't it great to be able to
laugh a little bit? It's greatfor me? Is it great for you?
It's great for me. Let's seethese audio boxes can make you all
laugh a little bit. Let's starton that midday show, the Ben and

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Skin Christina and Slip and Slide Steveshow that you can hear from ten to
two every single day. We're goingto feature a couple of those people throughout
the audio box. Is what you'reworking on over there, Steve? Somewhere
down in a hole? I thinkthe Steve record is skipping quietly. Yeah,

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we are, we are. Areyou ready to present? It is
not there yet? Okay, tellus when you're ready to present, I'll
carve oute some space for you.I will. It will be today,
though, so carry on. Well, I'll take note for Monday. How
about that homework over the weekend sincepark Ranger seems to have died. Oh
yeah, it does look like beautifulweather this weekend. Maybe we could get

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it going. I think we should. I think swice and went to one
park at one ballpark. But hejust the people were loving it, They
really were. AnyWho, that's notwhy we're here. We're here for some
audio boxes. So yes, let'sstart on that mid day show Man and
skin Man. They just get intosome ridiculous conversations. They say the silliest

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things, as we all do.Uh, and this one was definitely worth
revisiting when skin was very proud tobe informed of the fact that donuts do
indeed make crumbs. My long termbusiness goal is to own a high end

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donut donut store shop. What isthe first thing? You called it?
High end donut? Yeah? Whatare the waiters like? I want to
own a place where people carry crumbersfor donuts. Yeah, dude, that
makes sense. Actually, don'nuts createa lot of crumbs. He sounds like

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you just gotta let out of thehouse with a helmet. Hey, get
back in the house. They're notallowed to be outside. Donuts have crumb.
I'm embarrassed after I say that,because I realize croissants have more crumbs.
What don'tnuts create a lot of crumbs? Thank you? I don't think

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you can say the helmet things.Well he did, but It made me
laugh on he did you sound likeyou just got the helmet on with a
helmet ant create a lot of crumbs? Donuts create a lot of crumbs.
Yeah, it's an accident prone kidwho's a lot outside for the first time,

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but he has to be protected.Donuts create a lot of crumbs.
You just picture like a skin.Donuts create a lot of crumbs. Robots
walking around and that's all he cansay, iss, create a lot of
crumbs. Do you uh? Donutscreate a lot of crumbs? Do you

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uh? Don'tnuts create a lot ofcrumbs? What did you do it the
other way around? Like he's reallyexcited about the fact that donuts do uh,
donuts create a lot of crumbs?Nuts? Couldn't you see that?
Like skin's not allowed outside, buthe catches trush slipping one day and just

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sprints out with his helmet on tohis neighbor who's out trimming the hedges and
fires at all. But he's notsure what words to say, Donuts create
a lot of crumbs. Comes upwith that's good, little buddy, We
would ges kin. We're so proudof you. You really added to that
conversations buddy radio professional. Okay,let's go to the morning Downbeat now where

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they were down a man for theweek with Danny away doing something. It's
been a real struggle. I've beentuning in. You been hurting without him?
Yeah? They are. Yeah,it's been tough. I feel for
them. Yeah, they're fighting throughit, fighting through No, they've been
pretty entertaining this week. One ofthe ways that they were entertaining was Sroy

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when he got on a bit ofa dad joke rampage. Here's four of
them all butted up together, andthis doesn't even a joke. I just
want to tell you, guys,I'm okay. I accidentally swallowed a bunch
of scrabble tiles in my next bathroomtrip. Could spell disaster. I actually

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told a joke on a Zoom meeting, but nobody laughed. It turns out
I'm not even remotely funny. Huh. Did you know that my penis was
in the Guinness Book of World Records. I heard this one. Yeah,
the librarian made me take it out. It is in a book. I
actually don't have a joke, butI didn't want to tell you something.

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I had a rough night last night. It was bad. I got I
got mugged by six dwarves last night. Oh no, not happy, not
okay, not him, not thatdwarf. But it was more like gimmey
do gil So Danny's out for aweekends. Roy's just googling jokes groups.

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Do you not know who Gimmely is? I guess not. You're going to
hell, Mike. You were alreadygoing to hell for you, but I
don't for groups. He's going tohell. Gimly's the greatest dwarf of all
time. I see, okay,I recognize him, Lord of the Rings.
I don't know. That is whenthey were trying to defend the castle,

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he told the elf to toss him. No he didn't. He told
a human to toss him, andhe said, don't tell the elf because
he's ashamed of being tiny. Ikeep growing my beard out. I'm gonna
look like him. Yeah, youare kind of human. I thought Mikey's
dad jokes were pretty good, prettybig good. I don't think they were
really dad jokes. One of themwas about a pain and a having his

(09:16):
pain in a book. That onewasn't a dad joke, yeah, but
the other three were. Yeah.Disaster, the joke on zoom it wasn't
even remotely funny. Yeah, showme another more dad jokey or dad joke.
I'll find one. I know youwill tell me also when you find
out about the vouchers. Still notreal clear on the voucher thing. Yeah,

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but I'm sure fifty of the audiencewas raging about whichever side that vers
is on to lose. Jeff,Hi, Alex, what's happening? Hey,
it's Alex tran Uh. Okay,let's go back to the midday show
here before we break into the speakeasybecause you know we're gonna have a lot
a lot of audio boxes. Buton the Ben and Skin show, Shark

(10:03):
attacks. Steve really stole the showwith this one here. So we all
like it, Shark. We alllike getting punny. You know, sometimes
we have fun with puns, especiallywhen it has to do with a musical
artist, and Steve had a greatrun of foreigner puns this week. But

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bear with me, you have tofight through this conversation that they're having that's
really gross, but it's worth itin the end to hear slicked back hair.
Steve prevail in the end with somereally good jokes. Patients started exhibiting
symptoms. Some of the symptoms includeblurred or double vision, something called floaters.

(10:45):
That's what I go do on themezzanine level. I was confused by
the floaters as well too. Iwas like, oh, I didn't know
I could talk to my doctor aboutthat. I might be blind. They're
like, no, sir, doyou have online? Do you ever a
rocket us at a fren's house andleave it floating? No, I'm just
playing double vision in my yes,So you can keep talking about your floaters

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all you want. I'm just singingForeigner. Our buddy b L's brother d
L would often leave it floating.He would also take your car keys and
put him in the freezer before hewould leave. Well, that's cold as
eyes. But now let's get backto these hot blooded women here. Man,
Oh my god, the double dip. That rock Steve is on fire

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with the puns, so they mighthave gotten into some bad head games at
one. He's on fire. Ihad too many foreigner records growing up.
Clearly, God, this is amazing. Later, I want you to tell
me what love is because you arecrashing it right now, all right,
when talking about keys in the freezer, Dang, I have new respect for

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him, don't you. Yeah,I finally have some respect. I'm still
trying to figure him out, butI liked that. I don't think we
ever will give cards. What didone hat say to the other? I
don't know what did one hat sayto the other? Stay here, I'm
going on ahead. I mean thatwas pretty good. You can do better.

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Okay, now we have to talkabout this one. This audio box
might be one of our best ofall time, and not just because it's
like we're gonna die laughing, butbecause it is the true essence of an
audio box, just an audio trainwreck. Okay, So this is our
show, Bumper cars, yeah,all over the place. And Mike,

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I don't think you've heard this oneyet because you were out. So this
was the Jeff and Julian Gruby show, God bless us. And and we
had some really huge breaking Mavericks newsearlier this week, and Jeff and I
hadn't seen it yet because we weredoing radio with each other. And there's

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not a third person to like inat least in the studio right and Groups
is doing all the groups things,and he's got to do making me laugh
all the time. We can't getone of our attention because we're looking at
each other because there is no thirdto yeah yeah, if I stop down
right. So, we hadn't seenthe big MAVs news that was breaking.
So Jeff and I are talking aboutthe MAVs emotional support dog. Hell yeah,

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dude, and it interrupted if wewant to talk about to keep dogs
securitis special uh huh. And allof a sudden, we thought that mark
Stein was calling and to talk tous about the dog. But that's not
what happened at all, because groupstold me mark Stein's on the phones.
Buzz buzzer. Okay, let's listen. Listen to the audio, burn a

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doodle. Oh oh, we havea special guest, mark Stein. He
is listening to the broadcast. Heeither wants to weigh in on tournament floors
or on our emotional support dog.Hello, mark Stein, thanks for jumping
on. Wait. Group, soI was mark Stein crap, Oh my
god, you're yelling manna, ohmy god, Group says, you know

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what skin sounds like? Well,no, no, no, you need
to Mark Steins. He's not youneed dude. There's massive sports duds that's
going down. No, there's not. Mark Stein's not calling. Is it
the Corey Perry thing. No,it's the Mark Cubans selling the Maverick thing.
Y'all have fun, I'll see youlater. What okay? Thanks?

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What just happened there? So Skinjust drops that bomb? Yeah, like
he was acting mad at us.He was, he was yelling at us,
and we were just trying to putwhy did he get so mad?
Like it was a lot of bumbercars. I'll fully acknowledge that, but
he could have stayed on the linefor two more seconds just to explain what

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was going on. He dropped aradio bomb on it. Yeah, So
mark Stein had tweeted that out likefour or five minutes before that phone call.
Yeah, and I groups and textedus, but neither of us is
looking at our phone because we're talkingto each other. And then so I'm
stuck in the spot where I towear my bike and hey, guys,
shut up listen to the mass.But I was enjoying the doggie discussion.

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It was good. Yeah, andwe were having a good doggie discussion.
And then one of my favorite parts, so so groups thought it was mark
Stein. And then when groups,when Skin realized that Groops thought it was
mark Stein, Skin thought mark Steinwas still trying to call it, and
I don't think he did. Hewas doing a bit. No, no,

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no, I think he was doinga bit. He did. He
was like, oh, Stein's calling. I think he was doing a bit.
No he wasn't. He thought thatStein was calling. He's telling groups
like whoa, Well, if Stein'scalling, get out of me and go
get Mark Stein. Then we're tryingto tell him no, like we thought
you were Mark Stein. And thenJulie's trying to talk about the Corey Parrots

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situation with him too. God,what of amazing? That whole thing sounds
a mad No it didn't, becausethirty forty seconds after the end of that
audio, we covered the hell outof that. Damnit. We did.
Yeah, we did. Like thankfully, Jeff had enough background knowledge on it
to be able to kind of comeup with the story on the fly.
Yeah, Jeff, that was justchaos. Jeff killed that. I was

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trying to copile it as best asI could. Let's listen to it one
more time going home, because itwas beautiful. Burn a doodle. Oh
oh, we have a special guest, Mark Stein. Berankway is listening to
the broadcast. He either wants toweigh in on tournament floors or on our
emotional support dog. Hello, markStein, thanks for jumping on. Wait,
Group told you I was mark Stein. Crap. Oh my god,

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you're yelling. Man wasn't a fake? Oh my god. Group saysn't know
what skin sounds like. Well,no, no, no, you need
to march. It's he's not.He's not. You need dude. There's
massive sports foods that's going down.There's Mars not call. Is it the
Corey Perry thing. No, it'sthe Mark Cubans selling the Maverick thing.
Y'all have fun. I'll see youlater. What okay? Thanks? Wow?

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Why just happened there? Mike?What do you think of all that?
There's a lot going on there.First of all, yeah, number
one talk about leaving somebody hind dryGod right, yeah right, thanks MAVs
expert. Yeah aboutally on the wayto the arena, probably wearing a MAV

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suit. Yeap. Oh my gosh. It was such a mess, but
we did We covered it. Wecovered it thoroughly, and uh what even
though it's kind of a weird wayto do it, Thank you Skinning for
telling using new Oh my gosh,it so funny. Weirdest way to do
it. It really was. So. Now if you have here us making
mark Stein skin jokes moving forward,that's why. That is why. Let's

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see here we do have an audiobox involving Danny. I believe was it
from last week? I'm guessing Ibelieve so. So Danny will sometimes bring
his sweet little boy Malcolm to theairwaves, and Malcolm is just precious.
And who knew that Malcolm could doimpressions? Oh well he can, and

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here you will hear him debut hisMosquito impression. Hey, Malcolm, what
does Mosquito say? Hey? Whatis Mosquito? Good? He says,
what, that's pretty good? Yeah, gooi, we're doing our impressions of
Mosquito. Do you want to sayhi to Mosquito? Seo, how's mosquito?

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Ice? Mosquito? What does Mosquitosay? That's fray? He does,
all right, say bye bye.That's pretty good. That is so
cute. Malcolm's not a bad gambler. Really, Yeah, he's doing he's
doing pretty good against the spread.Yeah he is. Oh he's adorable.
My favorite part is the impression ispretty good. But when he just stops

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down, he's like, what arewe doing? How many times are we
doing radio, and we can alljust stop down and be like, what
are we doing here? And thenof course, hearing Danny do the actual
mosquito voice to his little son,it's like, please don't do that to
him too much, he will scarhim. What age do kids stop being
like permanently super high? Yeah,I mean that could go on forever,

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but I'd say like three four thenthey start to kind of have some sense.
Let's move on. Oh, let'sfinish with this one. This is
a good one. And Jeff missedthis one because he was out on this
day this week. But when SpotifyI announced everybody's top songs of the year,
whatever Spotify rapped, we decided thiswas TC filling in with us and

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Mike TC groovy and I decided toreveal some of our most listened to songs.
You guys will never guess Mike Reiner'smost listened to song of twenty twenty
three. I played seven nine songsin twenty twenty three, and here shoopy
is my top song. Oh yeah, hell yeah good. You like to

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have a good time. Oh andyou try to pull you don't do acta
s start right, We'll get outof it because it gets Kay on it.

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He doesn't get Kare out of it. Yeah. Like it was great
because me and TC are sitting withShoopy in the in our bullpen area before
the show and we're going through ourSpotify rap stuff. Yeah, and as
soon as Shoopy gets that pulled upon his phone, he just starts dying
laughing. I saw will Yeah,he saw his Instagram post of it,
and I texted Julie because it musthave been the only segment I didn't hear,

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and I was like, have youseen Mike's favorite song? She's like,
you didn't hear us. It's likeyou will not believe what it was.
I say, Okay, don't tellus, just save it for the
air. Yeah, And that wastotally worth it because I think he revealed
it to me about five seconds beforeI played it. Yeah. It just
makes me so happy that that ishis top song of the year. Yeah,

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that's good. What do you haveto say for yourself, Mike?
Yeah, Shoopy, I don't knowif I'm particularly proud of it, but
I think that's a great song.It's a rocking jam man, and I
would listen to it just out ofyou know, thin air. Yeah,
like I just pop into my mindand saying, Okay, I'm want to
punch up that song. Oh nice? Yeah, you would just like start

(22:07):
crazy? No, oh yeah Iwould. Oh man. I wasn't ashamed
enough of my artists to not share, so I shared like my top five
artists. But I did not sharemy favorite song because it was I didn't
want to share it, so Ijust kept it because it was Olivia Rodrigo's
uh Vampire good for You? Oh, it was my most listened to song.

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It was twenty He didn't want totell everybody that, No, let's
hear that. You don't know thatit's got cuss words? Yeah? Boy
does? Okay? Yeah, thatgirl's got a potty mouse. I'm sure
there's a clean think there is,but I don't want to just play blindly
blindly, Well, do you wantme to find the clean version? No,
I don't want to hear it becauseI don't like it that much.

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Ta Te was my number one artist. Yeah, yeah, mine was red
Hot Chili Peppers. How did youknow? I'm smart? God, I
can't imagine, like ten years ago. I think that comes from out of
the blue. I love that,Like Rhiner's Top five artists, it's like
okay, and then it's like butthe top song right what it's amazing?

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You do you? We do havemore. Maybe we can get to a
couple of them in the Sunset Lounge. Maybe not. We'll see what happens
when we come back. You'll see