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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yesterday, Dino felt like he needed to be a suit
so he held a meeting for everybody. And there's a
word that he said in the middle of this meeting
several times that I sat there and I was like,
all right, he missed that at one time, and then
he said it the same way a second time, and
a third time and a fourth time, and I'm like,
he doesn't know how to say that word. So can
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you say the word for everybody?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Vacation?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
That's not right.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
That's how you get's wrong vacation.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
You're putting the wrong and fastist on the wrong salable.
My man, it's a vacation.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
No, it'scus.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yes it is, because when you say v A c
A y, you're not saying vo k.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Well, that's a different it's a different word.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's vaca the same what vacan.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It ends different, so you have to say it different
on the front end. You say vak, but you say vacation.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
But wouldn't vacation be vu h?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yes it will.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
The English language is very complex.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay, No, you're trying to make something complex that's not complex,
so that we have stop saying complex.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay, Blair, should I call one random person from my
phone and just ask them how do you say that word?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Literally, just go pull someone out of the office and
just don't give them any any type of anything.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
They're all mouth breathers here, Blair.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
This is good because she was also on this call yesterday.
You remember the call that we were on yesterday where
Dino was saying a word over and over. What was
the word? Okay, he said, I'm not going to say anything.
I'm just going to show you the word. Can you
say that word for a vacation? Yes? Why did you
say it? Was such power?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
You kind of yelled at Did you notice and pick
up that he says it wrong?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
How do you say it vacation?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What doesn't that bother you? He said a forti vacation.
I couldn't. I couldn't focus on anything else in the meeting. Vacation.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
We know that he's not from here.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
How do you say laundry?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Laundry?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
How do you say wash?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Wash?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
What's on top of your house?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Rough? You say a rough?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's a Minnesota thing.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Get that door?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
All of your vacations are canceled.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Now, Well, that only impacts Blair. So I think we're
flying giving you all the warm fuzzies and whatnot. It's
the good good on the Spencer Grave show Man jelly
Roll is simply just one of the best today. A
teacher in Kentucky found out one of her students love
jelly Roll has a rare genetic disorder, so she bought
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her tickets to go to a jelly Roll show. But
then Blair jelly Roll found out. And what did he do?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
He took it the extra step because that's just what
he does.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
He brought the teacher, her family, and the child and
her family to the show, brought him backstage and got
to meet and hang out with all of them.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
He again, I'm not even surprised. I love the story
and I'm not trying to downplay it by any means,
but I'm not surprised because this is who Jillybrol is.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
So what's this ultimatum that you're gonna give your husband, Steve?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I am sick and tired of my husband having his
tools and gadgets and just things in my garage.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
My garage. How many garages do you guys have tech?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, it depends what day you ask Steve. Okay, technically
we have three, but he likes to say that one
of the detached.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Is three garages or three bays.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
We have one attached garage and then two detached garages. Okay,
I try to act like my husband isn't spoiled and
I'm bespooled. Well, I promise you I didn't ask for
these two detached garages.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Give me the real deal. Holyfield, what's happening in your
garage that your husband, Steve is responsible for.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Well, he may or may not have too many old
cars that are taking up space, and his two garages,
his two detached garages. So now he's been putting all
these tools and gadgets and like random paint and things
in like corners in my attached garage, and my garage
is neat and organized and everything has a place right
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because I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. So
I have decided, as of right this second, he has
twelve hours. He has until seven pm tonight to get
these things out of my garage or I'm taking them
out for him.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Wait a minute, how long the time has he known
that this is a problem. A twelve hour? Like, you're
not giving that man an awful lot of the time.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I'm giving him plenty of time because this has been
a few months.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, but he's got to work.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
He might not until five o'clock. Then he's only got
two hours.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
He has till seven pm tonight. If he does not,
and look, I'm not saying at seven o'clock, I'm walking
all this stuff over to his garages. We call him
doghouse one in doghouse two. Ain't doing that. I'm throwing
him in the trash can. Oh that's right outside my garage.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So as seven oh one. If he doesn't move his tools,
nick knacks, patty wax and give his dog a bone,
you are taking that stuff to the track.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Who cares about the dog in the bone?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I care about stuff getting out of my garage.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Plenty of spouses have thrown things out that belong to
the other.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
This will be my first time you eight.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Five five grave zero. I don't even want to bring
out the Alabama shirts in your house. Look at us,
all informed and stuff. It's Blair's three things you need
to know on the Spencer Graves Show.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I feel like he's been teasing it for a while now,
but we finally have the details on the new Bailey
Zimmerman album. We're gonna be able to get our hands
on different nights, same rodeo on August eighth, So what
less than two months away? If we don't have to
wait that long. Lady Wilson officially has a new boot brand.
It's called Golden West Boots, a debut just a couple
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of days ago, dear in CMA Music Festival. The limited
edition collection is completely available.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Now.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You better believe I'm getting at least one pair. I
have my eye on a few different pairs that are
really pretty. At least one pair is coming out.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You've never worn these before, so you don't know whether
or not they're comfortable. And when it comes to cowboy boots,
that's important.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Sure it is especially for men, but women we have
to do whatever Lanny Wilson says.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
But how much we need money? Do these things cost?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I would say they're average to any other kind of boot.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Three hundred bucks two hundred bucks, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
About three hundred bucks. And again Lanny Wilson says that
we need them, then that means we need them. Okay,
like it. She is the boss. The twentieth annual Peach
Jam is back at Clanton City Park this Friday and Saturday.
We're so excited to be a part of this event.
We're able to bring Ashley McBride and Larry Fleet to
you for a free concert. They're both performing on Saturday.
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But remember the funest Friday and Saturday. It's completely free
to enter and to come see this, enjoy the kid Zone, vendors,
all of that, So make plans to be there.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Apparently I have esp ors something because I posted about
the boots Blair that you wanted really badly from Leandy
Wilson's new boot company, Golden West.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yes, and apparently I selected the exact boots that you want.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah, So did you go ahead and purchase this?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Absolutely not, because they don't appear that they're going to
be comfortable for you at all. Eight five five Graves zero.
Where you flying to Larry orson DC for what? We
have our National Committee meetings up there with Congress this week.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
If you decide to announce that you're going to run
for president, as long as you let me come to
the White House and hang out with Gina, then I'll
vote for you.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Absolutely, that's right.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
We're going to get us some Laney Wilson boots that
aren't comfortable.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
And stump around.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Spencer is putting fake news out there because how do
we know that they're uncomfortable?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Oh he doesn't, Big, Let's think about this. Everybody has
a boot company that they love. I haven't heard, obit
of one boot company that a celebrity or a country
music singer has come out and been behind that has
actually been comfortable. I mean, Megan Maroney had some boots
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that she debuted and they were all right.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I want them so bad because I feel like they
would be really cute.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Well, what's the point of wearing boots if they're not comfortable.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
There's this motto with women it's better to look good
than to feel good. Sometimes, I mount, you just gotta
do what you gotta do. And me and Gena understand
that you and Larry don't understand. And that's justin Oh,
you're justin God.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
There'd be people that would argue with that on Larry.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
There somewhere I was about to say, that's what Bobby
Day would go, the Casey.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That's because that's a fancy boot like you wear your
lou Casey's because you're going out to a nice dinner
or a nice celebration. If you're looking for just a
pair that you're going to wear around the pasture, or
you got stuff to do and you're mucking stalls, you'll
throw on a pair of ropers for Marriet. And I
don't care who says it, but here's the.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Thank If we're listening to anybody on this, we gotta
listen to Larry because he's the one that's all doing
all that said.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I was correct, Well, thanks, but you're not wearing a
pair of lukess to muck stalls.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
If you do, you got fu money, Bobby datalls, so.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well listen, you have a safe flight today. Thank you
both for calling us. Yes, sir, it's How Country are You?
On the Spencer Grave Show. Brad is playing How Country
are You? Good morning Brad, good morning? Are on a
scale of one da country? How country are you? I
would say seven point two five.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Not to be exact or anything.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I think that's the first time we've ever had a
seven point twenty five play the game, but we'll be
the judge of that. We have three questions. You have
to get them as country as you can, and then
we'll give you a score at the end. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Let's do it?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
This singer has a son named Indigo. That's a tough
one out there. It is to be honest with you.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I don't really know to be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Go ahead, Blair, it is Morgan Walla.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
That is correct. I did not know this was a
little indy. Here we go. Question number two. When you
got out of hand, Brad, what was your mama quick
to say, you'd better get your butt back in gear.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
She didn't use the word but well, I think she
said tail get your jail back.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
In here exactly. Mike Grammy used to say you better
quit getting fresh fresh. All right, Here we go. Final
question on how country are you so far? You're doing okay?
Share with everyone. The best way to get rid of
a stump a stump grinder? Come on, man, and I mean,
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but the best way. The best way is like Tanner right.
Second best way is you hook a chain to it.
You put down a tire and then you hook it
to the back of a truck and you yank that
sucker and the way wait, wait, wait, hang on, Blair,
he just said something. You smash what Brad? Smash it? Oh?
Snatch it? I thought you said smash it because I
have seen that when the stump goes flying on the chain,
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it hits the back end of the truck.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I have tried it before with a chain.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It didn't go very well. So you got to a
stump grinder.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
He especially when you get a backglass shattered.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Seven point twenty five as the score he gave himself.
We're gonna go a seven today. You lose that quarter point, Hi,
I'll take it. Do you have any superstitions that you
actually believe in? Eight five five Graves zero got a
lot of messages from people and mister Spencer Graves on
Instagram over the weekend. Butlair, I don't know if you
saw this video or not, but I jumped in the
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boat with a buddy of mine and he had a
been in the boat.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I mean that's good for him, good breakfast nutrition.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh see, you don't know about the superstition, the origin
and no bananas and boats. Don't worry about it. I
didn't know it for a while either. But you know
how I liked the scuba dive. Yeah, I found out
on a scuba trip that captains don't like bananas and boats.
So I took a video of this. I shared it
with everybody. The comments immediately started rolling in probably nine
to one. People were like, Oh, that's a no go.
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You shouldn't do that. That's bad news. Get out of
that boat, burn it, YadA, YadA, YadA. Other people were like,
I have no idea. So I was going on a
scuba trip and they said, bring some snacks. So I
grabbed a banana and two bottles of water. When I
was getting ready to get onto the boat, the captain
stopped me and she says, you're not bringing that banana
on my boat. I thought she was kidding. She wasn't kidding,
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and I was like, what do you mean. She goes,
You're not allowed to have a banana on the boat,
so you either need to eat it here or throw
it away. Would not let me bored? Yeah, yeah, So
I had dramatic and I said to her, I go, hey, listen,
I'm really sorry about the banana thing. I could tell
she was bothered, and I said, can you give me
the origin and Google back this up. So when they
used to take bananas from Spain or the Caribbean or wherever,
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ships would mysteriously disappear or wreck and the only thing
they would find close to the wreckage were bananas. So
a lot of captains of ships will not allow it.
So this goes from like John boats all the way
up to those luxury cruise liners. I asked a couple
of people in the office this morning, have you ever
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gone on a cruise? They said yes. I said, do
you remember seeing a banana on the cruise? They scratched
their brains. I don't think they did.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Okay, So now I need to know real I need
there has to be somebody that is seen a banana
on a boat.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
This.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I mean, y'all talk about women being dramatic over here
with this banana. Like really, now I've never been on
a cruise, but now I want to go on a
cruise and carry nothing but a suitcase full of bananas.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
That's bad. Ooh, that's bad bad juju. This is a
real superstition that people follow and that they stick to.
There are people that follow the wildest superstitions. I mean,
do you believe in the hole a black cat crossing
in front of you is gonna have bad luck? Do
you believe in walking underneath a ladder when it's open
is going to be bad luck?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I'll do it any day of the week. Let me
know anyone what about.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Breaking a mirror?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Sure, that's fine, I break one like to I mean,
you know the mirror that's in the makeup, like the
compact mirror. Yeah, no, that's fine. Superstition good fine.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Do you find them to be stupid? Or do you
actually buy in eight five five grave zero? You know
the one about like black cats and breaking mirrors and
walking under ladders.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yes, that's the first one to come to my mind.
When one black cat crossing the road and putting the
exs on your windshield?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
And wait a minute, putting an X on your windshield?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
That's just what I always heard put an X on
your windshield? So bad luck don't come to you.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Wait do you do that?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Where would you put the X on your windshield? Blair?
You ever heard about that?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I haven't, so I'm I'm just yeah, where do you
do it? And how big?
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Just so little? Anyone owned right above above the drivers?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
And what do they say? It does Dieane?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
You don't get bad luck if you put the X
up there?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I never heard of that. Okay, Now wait a minute,
what if I put an X on somebody else's winshield?
Will that bring them bad luck?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
We aren't sure people are rushing out to see their
exes right now, like an X for my ex have
a great day.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Yeah, yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I still feel like people are just drumming up controversy
or controversy doesn't exist. Gary LeVaux, the front man for
Rascal Flats, had this to say during CMA Fest about
Eric Church.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
He was a new artist and he couldn't afford to
watch at that point because he.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Was late every time. So we talked there here before
the show. We were playing Madison Square Garden and so
we're like, hey, man, did you you don't want it
noon if you want to, but you have to be
done this time. So Eric went on late.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
The Union stuff in New York is a little bit different,
so it's like a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
A minute when you go over it.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah yeah, So well that one thousand dollars a minute
went to us, so we had to let Eric go
and then we found we were like, all right, we
got ten more shows left, like do we're gonna find
They're like, oh, here's a snook girl, all right, put
her on there.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
So it was Taylor Swift's first tour, so that's Gary
Levox just setting the tone for what happened years ago.
It was actually big for not only Taylor Swift but
also Eric Church. They both blew up after that. The
problem that a lot of people are saying is it
was disrespectful of Gary Levox to bring that up because
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he told that story at Eric Church's bar Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
But hear me out, everybody does this. If you have
a Taylor Swift story, you're gonna use every chance you
can tell it.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
But here's the other thing. He's not saying anything one wrong,
and two it was in jest, like he was having
a fun time with it. I think they've gotten over it.
Look how successful Eric Church has become. Look how successful
Taylor Swift has become. Look how successful Rascal Flats has been.
And is they just like each other's success?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, but we gotta have something to talk about, Spencer,
and we're gonna pretend there.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Is no drama. Blair. I saw the guys from Parmally
over the weekend. One of the questions that I asked
the brothers to see how well they knew it one
another was if your brother could domesticate one wild animal
and keep it as a pet, what would it be
he misread question. He put down cat, which was kind
of sad. He could have said cougar. That would have
worked out well. They landed on the animal deer. So
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if you could domesticate a deer, keep it as a pet,
That's what he would do. So I want to ask you,
if you could domesticate any wild animal have as a pet,
what would it be?
Speaker 3 (17:53):
A baby kangaroo?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
But it's going to become an adult kangaroo.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, then I'm going to trade it in for baby kangaroo.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Again, they don't have like pocket sized kangaroos. And what
would you call like if they had a miniature kangaroo
now they like mini dogs and all that kind of stuff.
Would you just call him Ruse?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
No, I'm gonna call him Chesney.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Oh you don't have room in your house for a kangaroo.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I can make room. I can kick Steve out.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Is that why you're trying to get rid of the
tools in the garage?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
It's for the baby kangaroo, Chesney.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
You know what I would always want. I would want
a bear as my animal that could live in my house, domesticate.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Like a little cubby bear.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
No, Like, I'm not somebody that's just gonna go beg.
I want a full sized bear, and what I want
him to do is when people walk through the door,
I want him to freeze frame and make you look
at like he's taxidermy, and then he just kid this.
I'm not kid. Come on in and put your keys down,
grab a beverage, hang out.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
This is why you'll be single forever, because you want
a bear.