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Speaker 1 (00:00):
While Blair doesn't strike me is the type that would
do something to get back at an X in a
mean way, or cause vandalism or property damage. You wouldn't
do something like that, would you blame? No? No, no, no
no no. Have you done something to get back in NEXL? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
But I've never vandalized anything.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Got it? That's what you told me? There, Yeah, a
five to five grave zero. There's a woman in Kentucky
named Stephanie. She got arrested for damaging her ex boyfriend's
car so badly that she totaled it. She slashed a tire,
smashed his windshield, broke his rear view, destroyed his radio.
How dare you miss? Filled his vents with glitter funny,
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and then poured salt in the engine and the gas tank.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I honestly just wish that I had the guts that
she had. It's a couple of my exes that definitely
deserve that.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
The total cost to fix the car would have been
twelve thousand dollars, so the insurance company was like, this
thing's a total loss, so we're just gonna take that out.
What is the worst story the you've ever heard of?
Somebody trying to get back in an X eight five
five grave zero.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh, this is gonna get good. I never really did
anything crazy.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I mean, honestly, all kidding a sad I'm trying to
think is something that I mean. I told you that
one time that I broke up with a guy and
we were living together, and I had I was the
last one to buy the grocery, so I took everything
with the toilet paper and everything. So he came home
from work and so.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
You did a little more petty stuff than you did
anything else.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah, yay, did you do anything like, have you done
anything crazy? No?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I don't think honestly. I know there are some guys
that do some nutty things, but for me, I tend
to break up with people compared to get dumped. I
had a good friend whose boyfriend cheated on her, and
she had been cheated on by like three previous guys,
so I think she just cracked. And while this guy
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may not have been the worst guy she dated, she definitely.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Got all of it.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
They took it out on him. I mean, she took
a baseball bat and smashed every available piece of glass
on it his car, and then spray paint on the hood,
and I was like, she told me this story. I'm like,
how are you not in jail?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Well, that's what I was about to say.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I mean, don't get me wrong, like I had some
bad exes that probably deserved worse than.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
What happened to them. Anyway, I just would be too
scared to go to jail.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, you wouldn't do well in prison.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
No, We've talked about that in the family because we have,
you know, a police officer and the family, and he's
just reminding me on a regular basis, like you wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You'd be crying in the corner and they'd be like, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Bobby, did she just get me?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
What's the craziest thing that maybe you or a friend
had done to get back in an X eight five
five grave zero, Bonnie, good morning, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I was listening to the radio about the craziest thing
you've done to an X.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Go ahead, Bonnie, share with everybody, clear your conscience.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I was about twenty one.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
I was dating a forty year old.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Who didn't me so I milk takes pictures of him
his mother three states away.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I'm sorry you did what with pictures? Mother? And they
were naked pictures of him.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Yes, Lord, he was a six foot four army veteran,
so they were not expected.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
They were not expected.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Did the mom ever thank you for this package that
you were delivering?
Speaker 6 (03:24):
There a very Christian lady said some very young Christian
life words.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I got you very understandable. How did you feel after
sending this?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I felt great. It was my first time ever getting
revenge on the cheaters.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Okay, you know, if you feel good about it, then
we're going to run with it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Bonnie, thank you very much for calling us. Thank you
giving you all the warm fuzzies and whatnot. It's the
good good on the Spencer Grave Show. There's so many
different twists and turns that this story takes, but I'll
give it to you on the basics. Firefighters and Fort
Lauderdale saved a German shepherd that got stuck in a
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canal early in August. Turned out that the dog actually
belonged to somebody. The dog's name's Bella. The problem is
Bella went missing six years ago, and now she's back
home with her owners, safe and sound. The big question
I have is what happens when Bella walks into that
house and they got a new dog and that dog's like,
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oh you're back.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It's like that TikTok sound. It's like, here are you?
I'm the owner of the how you know what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
This doesn't happen that often, but I'm assuming this has
something to do with like a microchip or something like that.
And that's why it's so important to microchip your dogs
just so you.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Can find them.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Listen, this isn't unpopular opinion, but would you microchip children?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I don't know about children, but I would microchip my
husband just to make sure I don't ever lose him.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Well, I know exactly where he'll be Facebook Marketplace looking
for vehicles.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
So true, so true.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You know, that's actually an interesting question given the fact
that we have so many tracking devices. You're a big
fan of location services.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
If you could actually GPS your kids and have a
microchip or a tracking device in them, would you do it? Fluffy?
Would you microchip a child?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (05:23):
The world is getting so crazy, I think, even though
I'm not having kids anymore, there's so many missing kids.
Just yesterday I saw four posts of missing kids and
it scares me today. So yes, I believe I would,
and I know I'm going to get flack for this.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I don't think you're going to get flack, And I'll
lay out exactly what I actually think and Blair tell
me what your opinions are on this. If we're tracking
kids with phones, it's easy that, you know, somebody would
lose a phone and then the tracking would stop. So
on top of that, some people are like, I don't
like the idea of a microchip because it goes in somebody. Fine,
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what about like a UPC barcode that just gets like
tattooed on the bottom of a foot or something, you
know what I mean, And then you know if you
scan it like for whatever reason. And this is all
something that I feel like the medical community can come
up with and could do, then we at least have
something that we can scan to find out where that
child belongs and where that child needs to be.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I definitely like the like your thought process better like
along those lines, because I don't like the idea of
like the invasiveness of micro chipping a child that doesn't
necessarily have the input yes or no, you know to
do that. So I like the idea of something being
more like surface level. But I also if we went
this way. And again this is coming from somebody that
doesn't have kids their own. I almost like want it
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at age eighteen or they whenever they move out of
the house, like the ability for it to be removed
or something. Yeah, so I mean I think there's a way.
And again, people that have kids that they are on
maybe like that is craziness.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
The main reason why I like the idea of a
bar code is if you want to give your kids
money for like chores and all that kind of stuff,
you can just do like Apple tap to pay, you know,
right on the bar code and then it just reloads
their wallet.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I don't need all that.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I don't need it to be linked to my bank account,
none of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
But I mean, how do we feel about dogs and
animals in stores and restaurants? A five five graves zero.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
What I'm about to say does not apply to service animals.
Why are we bringing our dogs our little tea cup
to wawas and hobby lobby.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
When I walked into Walmart yesterday, I just had to
get a couple things, and I turned the corner and
I saw a dog in a shopping cart. And this
is a big dog to Siberian Husky. I immediately thought
to myself, all right, that seems a little out of place.
But that wasn't the only dog I saw Walmart. I
saw a total of three dogs in Walmart yesterday, all.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Of them is only three, all.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Of them in shopping carts. Which if you have to
put your dog in a shopping cart, I'm sorry, that's
not a Sert service animal. You can't convince me otherwise.
It's a service animal. In my mind, is some an
animal that helps somebody who needs that type of assistance,
not somebody who can just ride in a shopping cart.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Well, and service animals too, they typically had their like
they're not outfit because they had theirs on the best pet,
so then you know that they're working.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
That's the thing. Yesterday I noticed these three dogs. They
weren't quote unquote working. Those dogs work.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Weren't even trying to fake it. They weren't trying to
fake it or anything.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
They're like, nope, I just want my dog to come
and help me pick out my pork chops.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
But you know, I brought it up to a couple
friends of mine. I was like, how do you guys
feel about dogs in stores? And it was actually a
split room. I was one of the only ones who
had somewhat of an issue with it. Now, did I
have enough of an issue to raise the stink and
go to management at Walmart? No, it's not that big
of a deal to me. Those people can live their
life and they can do what they want. It just
struck me a little odd that I was going to
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see it not once twice, but three times at a
given moment in Walmart. It must happen all the time, then,
so I have.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
A question for you.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Then, do we know if there is a policy on
technically are you allowed to bring your animals or not
to Walmart?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
There are some places I doubt there's a a policy
like that of Walmart, but there are some places where
they have a strict no animal policy. I think it's
even weirder when people go to restaurants and they want
to eat inside, because I'm like that, you know that's
a confined area. You got fur and hair going all
over the place. I don't want to get that in
my soup. You don't want that in your sandwich out
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on a patio. I don't really have a problem with that.
I think it's great that dogs can kind of hang out,
especially on a Sunday to watch football or a Saturday
to watch some SEC action. But there's just certain times
and places where seeing an animal in a store or
an establishment's a little bizarre.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
It just kind of makes you raise your operas, like, huh, okay, we're.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Doing this now.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
How do y'all feel about animals? I have to say
animals because it's not just dogs.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
There's some people that say they have a service cat
and all that kind of stuff in the establishments. Eight
five five graves zero.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
I had a friend that owns a convenience store and
a deli.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Couple come in from Louisiana.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
With a dog in a little pink harness and a
pink strap, and they say, hey, we really don't want
your dog over here, you.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Know, because of our food and stuff.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
Well, long story short, they sued them several years later,
several thousand dollars and turney fees later, they were thrown
out of court, and it turns out these people were scammers.
They had three or four pending cases throughout the southeast.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah. See that sounds likely because when you were talking
about the whole service animal thing, I get that there's
service animals. But I don't think a service animal is
supposed to be riding in a shopping cart.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Nope, nope, huh.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
And these little dogs you carry around in your person stuff.
There's a difference in a service animal and your comfort animals.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Right, A big deal. Well, thank you, Bob, appreciate you. Yes, sir,
Let's get over to jen A five five grave zero
we were talking about earlier. This morning, went to Walmart
and I saw a couple of dogs from different people
inside Walmart. Most of them were writing in shopping carts,
which I thought was a little weird. It has to
be getting too much.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
This struck a chord with me this morning because I
cannot stand when people bring their random dogs to the
doctor's office and think that that is okay.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It's strange, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
It's very strange, like what entitlement. I love animals. My
daughter has an Esa.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
The emotional support animal, but some people would say that
that's all fake.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I think there is a legit emotional support animal. And
I also to clarify with Claire, a cat tonot be
a service animal, not a true service animal.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
That I'm the one that said that one.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Oh yeah, they cannot be service animals. The only authorized
service animals are and miniature horses.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Right, I'm a little worried about a cat being a
service animal because as soon as somebody gets a laser
pointer out, that thing's going to forget what it was
trained to do.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I just think that's what it comes down to, is
that there are animals that are being called, you know,
service animals whatever that have no training whatsoever. They went
online and you know, printed office certificate or something.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I almost asked it worth one time at the medical office,
like why don't we have a sign up that says
no animals allowed except service animals? And somebody said, because
it seems like common sense that you want to bring
an animal to your doctor's appointment, But it apparently no longer.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Is Well, if there's one thing that's missing in this world,
it's common sense until you listen to the Spencer Grave Show,
and then that's all you get is common sense.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
I love animals, I truly do. I don't love every
dog that I see, but I don't love every human
that I meet, even.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
The truth Jennifer, thank you, have a great day, you too,
thinks Let's get over to a Karen This morning, Hi, Karen.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
I have a service dog and she has been attacked
by three dogs that are not service dogs and other stores,
so they do not belong in stores. This is a
really big problem that we face.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
We did get a message from a guy named James
who said, well, think about it. If you have your
dog in your vehicle and you have to go into
store and it's ninety five degrees outside, it's much better
for them to be inside the store, which I can
agree with because I don't like bringing my dogs out
when it's ninety five degrees. But I also don't let
my dogs leave the house much when it's as hot.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
As it's been exactly because when you take them out
of your car on that asphalt, they actually can get
their feet burned.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Right.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, that's bad news. Tell me, how does somebody get
a service dog? Because I've heard that it's not really
a real thing.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Oh, it is a very real thing. My dog was
not meant to be a service dog. I just adopted her,
and then when she was seven months old she saved
my life twice.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Is yours a blood sugar thing?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
So the dog alerts when your blood sugar gets low?
I think that's so impressive that dogs can do that.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
I might have a friend that has a seizure dog
and the dog can alert her when the seizure before
the seizure even starts.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Incredible, Karen, thank you very much for your time today.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
You're welcome.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
You have a great day.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
It's How country are you? On the Spencer Grave Show? Chris,
Where are you from? Man?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
I'm from Newmarket? All bout?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Let's play a little How country are you this morning?
On a scale of one of the country, How country
is Chris Williams.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Oh I would say probably about an eight or nine.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
The confidence is riven.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
I'll say this, I mean so far I'm thinking you
might be right on that.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Well, let's give it a shot. We'll ask you three questions.
You got to get them right to the best of
your ability. Try to make us laugh. That always gets
you bonus points. Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Oh? Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Who's this?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
This is the best day?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
George?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
That is George strait, nicely done. He's finally on the board.
Question number two, what accessory have you put on a
truck that makes you proud to be Southern?
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Definitely a leveling kit.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I mean, there you go.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I mean, some people were gonna slap a couple of
stickers out there, or they're going to talk about running boards.
You're going full on leveling kit. What'd you go from too?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
I got all that on there too, So that's three ant.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
You didn't make one of those squatty trucks, So did you?
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Absolutely not right because that would make it unlevel. Here
we go. What makes a convenience store prove that they're
actually a Southern one?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Oh? They got to have a sausae biscuits in.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
The morning, homemade?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, homemade.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Don't try to fool me with those Jimmy Dean's that
you throw into the micro. I want Grandma Edna in
the back making these things.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, I need to see proof that she's back there too.
I really do.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
With their little white hair in that hair.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
And the exactly doesn't work exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Nicely done, buddy. You said you were an eight or
a nine, and that's true, you're a nine point three.
There's a guy who thinks one instrument is missing in music,
and no it's not the steel guitar, even though I
feel like that's missing in country music. It's a guy
who says the trombone is missing. So you know the
song from Imagine Dragon's Radioactive.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
Yeah, this guy says that all songs can be made
better if you just use a trombone.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Blare at first listen. What's your thoughts on adding trombone
to music?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I kindly disagree.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Okay? What about in country, like if it was friends
in Low Places whiskey? Do you think that a trombone
would make Garth Brooks even better?
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I would have to hear it, But I'm just not
this like person that thinks that trombone is the most
beautifully played instrument. So I'm not on board, but I mean,
like i'd have to hear it.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
All right, here you go, Okay, I have my answer.
(17:44):
I actually don't think it sounds that bad with the
Garth Brooks version.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
We can disagree. That's okay, we can disagree.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
When you were a kid, what was the pet that
you truly always wanted? A five five grave zero blair?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
What was the pet you wanted gard I about wanted
a hand so bad?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Really you never got one.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
No, they were scared I'd kill it like I wanted one.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah, no faith in you, literally no faith A little
plastic box.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
We're worried that Blair is going to manage to kill this.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
I wanted one so bad, and I think it was
a mixture between. They didn't think I was going to
be responsible with it, but also I think they thought that,
like I would. I think my dad and mom both
had this like weird thing, like that's.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
A rat and we don't want a rat.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
That I got that, you know, I really think that
had I gone a different route, maybe asked for a
different pet, maybe they would have.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Maybe like a horse. You know, there's so many young
women that are always like, I want a pony, I
want a horse, so I want all that kind of stuff. Well,
it just so happens that Casey Musgraves did just that.
She hard launched a new relationship. She said, I meet
the sweet girl in Oregon last summer. I fell in love,
but it didn't work out at the time. She is
the horse that reconnected me with my love of riding again.
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And this sweet soul is now making her way to Tennessee,
to her forever home. And I've named her Nava.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I love that so much.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
I also love you know, you see all these hard
lunches of you know, romantic relationships all the time, she's like, no,
I've got to hard launch my relationship with my horse.