September 3, 2025 • 30 mins
Who is the most hated TV character of all time? It might surprise you!
An ARMY football player saved a persons life in the Good Good!
Blair is already decorated and its drawing some social anger.
Spencer met two snorters...he was shocked but then more showed up!
An ARMY football player saved a persons life in the Good Good!
Blair is already decorated and its drawing some social anger.
Spencer met two snorters...he was shocked but then more showed up!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is there a TV character that you can't stand? Eight
five five Graves zero who's Zeros off of Grady's Anatomy,
Owen Hunt And it was off Gray's Anatomy. I was
just guessing on that.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yes, Owen Hunt.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Literally he makes me so angry. And what's bad is
like the actor that plays him. I've listened to him
on podcasts things like that. I love him as a person.
Owen Hunt on Gray's Anatomy makes me want to strangle someone.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
So then that just means that he's a really good actor.
He's good at his craft.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Well, then maybe you shouldn't have picked this guy to
play because he's horrendous. And it's funny that you bring
this topic up because Steve hates Olivia Benson off Law
and Order svu's therapist.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh, that's like an extra.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like no, I mean he's on there quite a bit.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I mean, you know, she's like Captain NYPD captain Like
she's in her therapy sessions quite often, and every time
he comes on the screen, Steve is like, oh, I
can't stand this man.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
They have a list of the most hated. Number one
is Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory. Carr's of death
for Uncle Carl was KBB. What's KBB killed by badger?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
How's that? It was Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Uncle Carl said, I think there's a badger living in
our chimney.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Hand me that flashlight. Those were the last words he
ever spoke to us. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't
really ever watch The Big Bang Theory, so it was
never really my jam. But most people say it's because
he's highly pretentious and he's just a nerd at heart
and they just never really related with him. But some
(01:38):
of the other names that were on there, Cousin Oliver
from The Brady Bunch, Kai Win from Star Trek, Kyu
from Kyu, and j R. Ewing from a TV show
called Dallas that aired back in the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Can we please I feel like we need to update
this list. I feel like this may be like outdated
a little bit because there's no way Owen Hunt is
not on this list.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well, so that was the top five. I mean, there
are some that are on there that most people would know,
like Ross from Friends, Grace from Will and Grace Ross, Yeah,
Skuyler White from Breaking Bad, and mister Horton who owned
the bicycle shop on different strokes.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Okay, we're gonna make our own list because this list
is inaccurate. So we're going to make the Spencer Graves
show list. So you need to go over to our
Facebook or Instagram pages and let us know and I will.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Do the work. You can call us list. You can
call us too, by the way, A five five grave zero.
Here's the character I hate, Jamie Dutton from Yellowstone. He's
just a whiney legal type, like I don't know, there's
just something about them about him. Yeah, And I know
it's the character. I'm sure the guy that plays it,
Wes Bentley. I'm sure he's a really nice guy. But
(02:45):
I just don't like whiny characters. And I feel like
that's all that dude is.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I get it, I get it, all right, Lynn, Who's
the TV character you hate?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Jim Carrey?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I test you.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Wow, I didn't see that one come in in first.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Well, all right, I know, is he a TV character
or is he more of a movie star since he
was on Living Color?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Is that where it comes from?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I just I just don't like him. I don't like
the way he looks.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Oh, I don't like the way he's I just I
just don't like him.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
We all have those people that we just can't get behind,
and yours Jim Carrey.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
So is the sound of his voice repelling to you?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
So have you heard it? You'd be like, alrighty, then
I'm out of here.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah, you got it all right?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well thank you?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Sorry, Well no, listen, you're not bothering us at all.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
N have a great day.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Wh just so happens that my favorite movie of all
time is Dumb and Dumber. So I take offense to that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
No, I'm kidding with Well, okay, I don't take me.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Giving you all the warm fuzzies and whatnot. It's the
good good.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
On the Spencer Grave Show.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Talk about an exciting weekend when college football kicked off.
Army football player Larry Pickett Junior, who's from Raleigh, North Carolina,
ended up rescuing a man from a burning car after
their game. This happened in New York. He was able
to pull the man to safety despite live power lines,
which set the car blaze.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh my goodness, can you imagine.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
No. When firefighters arrived on the scene, the vehicle was
completely engulfed, but they found the man and Picket sitting
on the curb away from the vehicle, and they're hailing
him as a hero. He's now being praised by his
coach and his family for his courage, selflessness, and long
standing commitment to service. No doubt he's that because of
the Army.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I mean yeah, I mean rightfully.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
So he should be put on a pedestal at least
for a couple of days.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Here's some what's going on getting Rey walk into work?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Nice? What do you do?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
I work at waffle House?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
What do you do at waffle House? Are you in
the million dollar club?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Not yet.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I'm a server though.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
That's cool. How long you've been with a waffle House?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
About a year and a half.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
And what phrase at waffle house? Do you say?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
The most have a great day?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh? Really? It's not covered scattered, chunk or anything like that.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Well, yeah, do you want to play Blair nos best?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
We can try it.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yes, Let's that's.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Some confidence girl, because I A'm feeling confident.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Let us do it. Today's subject is going to be
about space. You know, the announcement was made recently that
Huntsville is going to get Space Command, bringing Space Force
to the great state of Alabama. Did you actually know
I don't know if either one of you know. There's
(05:40):
an actual theme song for Space Force. It's legit. It's
from the government. I had no idea here it is.
It's the best we can do. Fight Fight, Fight.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I gonna lie to you, have no idea what they
said except for the last part Space Force on High.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
But hey, that's the official song.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well it sounds great.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I'm gonna ask you the questions. First, Blair is going
to be out of the studio so she doesn't hear
your answers, and then I'll bring her back in and
we'll quiz her on the same questions. Are you ready,
I'm ready. Do us a favor, ask Blair to leave
the studio.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Blair, can you please leave the studio?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Of course I can, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
So Blair is going to leave the studio and it's
just going to be you and I. Here we go.
Name the planets in order, starting closest to the Sun.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Oh word, Oh, Venus, Mercury, marsh.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Idea, you're doing.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You're doing great.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Where's Earth in all this?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Third?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Venus Mercury, Vina, Earth, Mars.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Oh man, that's all I.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Know, Okay, not a problem. Question number two, who is
the first person to walk on the moon.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Oh I knew this.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I can't remember its names.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay, don't worry about it. Here we go. Final question.
What does NASA stand for? N A s A National?
Oh man? That's okay, National astrological right, oh man? All right,
let's get this one. Okay, do your best impression of
(07:52):
a spaceship shooting lasers.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Poo, That's what I'm talking about. All right.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Now, I'm going to bring Blair back into the studio. Blair, Hi,
I'm gonna ask you the same questions.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That I just know how she did. I need to
know how she did she did?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Now, if you get one of
them right today, you're going to hear this.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
But if you get it wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
You'll hear that. All right, we're ready.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Blair named the planets in order, starting closest to the Sun.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Mercury's the first, when I do know that. And there
was this song that we learned in elementary school, Mercury.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Venus. I think Earth is third.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
There was a TV show called Third Rock from.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
The Sun, so oh, okay, okay, and then Mars is
near Earth, so it's fourth.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay, what do I have least around the home stretch.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
It's either Jupiter or Saturn next, Miss Mars. No, I
feel like Jupiter's next, because, like you know, boys go
to Jupiter to get more stupider, and like that's closer
to Earth. Right, Okay, so we'll go Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune. Okay,
(09:33):
thank you so much, thank you so much. There was
a song in elementary school.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
It's fine. Oh wow, wow, I am intelligence Question.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Number two, who is the first person to walk on
the moon?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, he's talked about a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Well oh oh, answered Steve Maples. What I can't as
a guy armstrong?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Oh that's it.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
All right, Here we go.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
What does NASA any essay stand for?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
I know this, but I don't know how to say
the second word, Like I have trouble saying the second
word just because my sister in law works for NASA.
So National Aeronautics, Did I say that right? Aeronautics for
space administration.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Well it's not four, but I'll give it to you.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's and space Administrata.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
And then the final one. This you got to be
really good on this one.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Final one is do your best impression of the space
ship shooting lasers. Nicely done, Blair, you get the win today.
Thank you very much for playing along with us.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
No Am, I.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Thank you for playing along with us. We hope you
have a great day of waffle house.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
If you guys don't follow Blair Davis on Facebook, Book,
Instagram and all the socials, you're really missing out. She
supposted a picture of her front doorstep, which is completely decorated.
Now that we're in the bur months, though, I feel
like that's okay. September, October, November, December. You can get
yourself all jazzed up. But I'm disappointed in your decorations.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Why are you disappointed about.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Decoration because you have four skeletons out on the front,
You have all your fake pumpkins Steve your husband didn't
want you to buy, and you have fake flowers. I
love all that none of them represent Travis Kelsey or
Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
NFL season starts tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Please tell me you're not actually gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
The NFL season starts tomorrow. You're going to rowing game
is Friday.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
You're going to ruin the aesthetic of your front doorstep,
your beautiful, luxurious mansion in the hills.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Okay, first of all.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
With a butler, and you're gonna put.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I wish I had a butler.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
And Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Oh, I mean, I don't know why you're acting surprised
by this was a custom jersey that is being made
for mister Skelley thanks to Grand Jam and then Skelley.
Dog's going to have a nice little wig situation going on.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Oh so Taylor Swift is the dog. That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, Jesus, if.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
You guys want to check it out, Blair Davis Radio,
Facebook and Instagram. Blair, you're decorating has gotten so out
of hand. A buddy of mine recently put up a
Facebook post. I want to call him read it to you.
I think you might be on his side about it.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Okay, let's talk about it.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
What's up, brother Todd Blair Blair Todd?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Hello, Hello Blair?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I'm great? How are you good?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
If you saw at work out here in Delaware, Blair,
if you saw a picture of Todd, you'd fall in
love with him. He's a very attractive man, but you
would fall in love with him more because of the
Facebook post that he just put up. And allow me
to read it for everybody verbatim. Okay, okay, Todd said
seventeen minutes ago on Facebook, for all the people who
have their folloween decorations up and have their pumpkin spice
lattes in hand. I don't want to hear a word
(13:04):
when I put my Christmas tree up and have Michael
Buble and Mariah Carey on repeat. Come November first, not
a peep, not a peep.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
So here you and I could be friends, because that's
exactly what my plan is on Halloween. Thank god, Halloween
falls on a Friday this year, so and no kids
are going to come trigger trade at my house. But
I'm going to leave my front porch decorations out and
you know, sit by the door. But while I'm sitting
by the door and waiting for the trigger traders that
aren't going to come, the trees are actually going to
go up on Halloween night. That way, November first, I
(13:36):
can wake up and be in the moment.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Summer's not over, and we don't we shouldn't have pumpkins
spice in our hands.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Oh okay, you just said you weren't going to say anything.
You just said you weren't gonna say anything.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Todd.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Well, see the problem on this post that I did
not read to you is he says Christmas is greater
than Halloween. And I don't believe that Todd is somebody
who will actually get rid on November first. I think
he was making that a dig towards people who decorate early.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Like your side, Todd. Yeah, listen, yeah, two things can
be true. You can want to put out your pumpkins,
but you could also be scared to be a person
like me. But I'm here to tell you there are
support groups and we're here for you. Go ahead and
put out the pumpkins.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
I can't bring myself to it, but maybe maybe in October.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Okay, So, Todd, what's the actual what's the actual issue
with you? Do you just not like the fact that
people want to decorate super early for events.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
I love summer too much, and Halloween signifies that it's cold,
and yes we're wearing sweatshirts, thank you, So summer. It's
still summer.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
And I'm not saying I don't like summer, but like
it's time. It's the bur months. I mean, I have
had mine out since.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
August, but it's the burn months, and now it's acceptable.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Some events are okay to you know, getting the mood
for early because Christmas is such a special time a
year and it only lasts a short time. Halloween, you
get dressed up. You know the girls in college, they
have an excuse used to look a certain way for
a night, and it's just not the same.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Okay. So in a perfect world, in Todd's world, September
is all by itself. We just continue loving on summer.
October one, you can put out your pumpkins. You can
get ready for Halloween. On November first, you can take
all that down and you can get ready for Thanksgiving.
And then the night of Thanksgiving or the day after
is where you get ready for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I mean, that's an ideal world. But who's got that
kind of time?
Speaker 7 (15:26):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I agree with Todd. Outside of the time that is
the perfect schedule.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
No, this is this is exactly my point. Who has
the time.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I'm not going to just put out my pumpkins and
my skellies for thirty one days. That takes a lot
of effort. I need people to appreciate it longer. So
that's why they go up in mid August and then
cut like Thanksgiving is great. You know, you get to
come together and be thankful and greatful, thanking people.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
And good food. But I'm not putting out a turkey.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
You know.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
The closest thing is my mister Skelley. Of course, not
my mister Skelley twelve foot tall, I do. I did
order him a Thanksgiving costume this year.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
How many people where you live also have pumpkins outs? Okay,
you know what scientif I'm just curious.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Okay, none, but they live Okay, they hate life and
they are not happy and joyful like I am. Can't
you hear the joy in my voice?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
It's a great time. Todd, thank you very much for
getting to the bottom of this. It is a real problem, Alicia.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
How you doing not much?
Speaker 6 (16:36):
Happy Wednesday Day?
Speaker 7 (16:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
What are we supposed to say for that?
Speaker 6 (16:44):
If I did that? Though, my voice is been coming
and go when I'd sound like Peter Brady when he
was going through the chain.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Give it a show, give a chance. What can we
do for you? There?
Speaker 7 (16:56):
What can we do for you?
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Question is when did she start decorating?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Okay, so we got to get all technical, I mean
technically technically I started decorating the second week of August
for fall and Halloween, not necessarily just Halloween.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I think that's very important to.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Note it's fall with a little bit of Skelly mixed in.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Okay, so if it was that week that it went
like stupidly cool, first.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Of all, it was.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
First of all, do not give her credit for thinking
that it was feeling like fall, and that's why she decided.
She had it hard written down on a calendar, that
that's what she was going to start, regardless if it
was ninety eight degrees or sixty two.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
Look, if you planned it like in January, that's when
you were gonna No, I can't do it. But if
it's when we had that stupid could breat that moved through,
that took us from one hundred to sixty five like
they fall State Trooper, then yeah, I give your credit
to take a little fall decore out now full flood Halloween.
Note not until for labor names you really.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Do full force Halloween. Like I mean, it's fall with
some scalies.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You have skeletons holding pumpkins around fake plants.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
But that's like but I mean, like the skeletons have
to hold on until after light.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Thank you, Alicia.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I appreciate you here.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Some are still here to after late.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, so you're just like our friend Todd, who's like,
we need to let summer live through the month of September.
I mean, look, it's not technically fall until September twentieth anyway, exactly.
Speaker 6 (18:25):
And see like I have season passes to splash It Venture,
and they're staying open on the weekends till like mid
September this year, it's still summer.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Till then in all old there we go. Okay, people
Splash Venture doing the lord's work.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Why can't we love pumpkins and summer? Why does it
have to be one thing or another?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
It's a feeling blair.
Speaker 6 (18:45):
Because it's because Starbucks and all the marketing people have
ruined pumpkins spice and everything by bringing it out in
February for October.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
But I don't even like pumpkin spice. So does that
give me like somehow street cred.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
No, it's because all the marketing people have ruined it
for all of us that don't like pumpkin stuff. Alicia Spies,
pumpkin anything.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I'm just saying it for you were very much full
of common sense. That's why you listen to the program,
and we appreciate.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
You for doing that exactly. So I love y'all so much.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Have a great day.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Thank Kelsey you.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
It's How country are you? On The Spencer Grave Show?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Crystal? Yeah, Spencer and Blair. How are you?
Speaker 5 (19:26):
I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Crystal? Are you ready to play?
Speaker 7 (19:28):
How country are you?
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Let's do it well on a scale of one of
the country. How country are you?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Oh, I'm probably a good fave and a half or eight.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Love that you've got this.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
I think the older I get, the more I admit it.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Why would you keep that under wraps when you were younger?
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Well, you know, when you're younger, you're like, oh am
I really that country?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I say, Rocket, Let everybody know how country you are.
So maybe somebody is new to The Spencer Grave Show
and they're not one hundred percent sure how how country
are your?
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Works?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Allow me to explain, Crystal is going to get three questions,
she has to answer him to the best of her ability,
and then we give her a score based on her
answers of how country she is?
Speaker 7 (20:13):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
I'm ready?
Speaker 7 (20:15):
Who is this.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Cat?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (20:26):
That's a hard one. I mean, I'm just gonna get McGrath.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
No, that's a little big town motorable. All right, here
we go. Question number two. Rattle off a few random
items that are in your vehicle, Crystal.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Okay, so let's see. There's a ball from a dog.
There's staring in the back seat, and I'm con front
a pack of mints up front and a in the back.
There's cheer stuff for the kids.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Right you You had set a random bowl for your
dog and didn't even mention the dog being in the vehicle.
Here's the last one. What's the most country meal you
can make?
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Oh? I can make this kidson gravy. I gets to it.
That's like a grandma staple. Fried green tomatoes probably the
most country thing my husband ever asked for.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Or salmon patties, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
My stepmam makes those for my husband all the time,
and I just am like, I'll pick up taco bell
on the way.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Same same. His mommy used to make them when we
go down there. But after twenty years I was like,
I guess I gotta figure this out.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
So you said you said salmon patties.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Salmon patties, right, And when most people who are not
other one would say salmon right.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Okay, but see, I say salmon, but when it comes
to the salmon patties, there's just something about it.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
You have to say it's salmon.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
It's like the actual right and you can't buy maybe
it'll be fresh, it has to become out of a can.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Oh lord, Yeah, that's that's what I'm saying. It's the
whole There are all these rules.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Can salmon, salmon. It's the can salmon.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Just start dipping it out, put it on a trisk
It didn't get it in your biscuit. All right, not
bad today. You really battled back with the can salmon.
That was probably the best one. You're a six point nine. Okay,
Hey Blair, I had a moment yesterday and I just
felt like the king of the comedy world, even though
I realized I'm probably not that funny, but I thought
(22:44):
I was not. I went to get a root canal
yesterday and there was a woman there who runs the office,
and I made a little Quippi joke or whatever, and
she snorted.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
When she was laughing.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
And when people snort when they laugh, I feel like
I'm the funniest human alive.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
It just like gives you that extra umph in your stuff.
Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
It's almost like you make somebody laugh regular Like when
you laugh at some of my jokes, you don't give
a full laugh. You'll just go, you know, like you
do that.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I'm very subtle with it, like unless it's I mean,
it has to be something.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Like really good to get me, like really laugh. I'm
hard to make laugh.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
That's my point. Everybody knows that you're just faking it.
You're just doing that agreement laugh. Oh that's cute though,
just shut that up, one of those things. But if
I got you to, i mean, start snorting your little
piggy nose off all of a sudden, I would feel
like I'm Kevin Hard up here, you know what I.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Mean, Like you should as you should, because I'm a
hard person to make laugh. And I wish that I
was a person that laughed easier, because when Steve like
fake laughs at me like I know I'm funny, I
should be laughed at.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Often.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
You laugh at me a lot like I I know
I'm funny. So when he does a laugh, I get mad.
If I could make Steve Maples snort, it would be
the funniest thing. His emma and Cooper's mommy she snorts
when she laughs, and that will get me laughing when
she snorts.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I didn't think that that many people snorted when they laughed.
But since I had this new filled tank of comedy laughter,
I thought, well, let me try some jokes on some
other people in the office. And I got another woman
in the office to snort when I said a joke
to her, and I thought to myself, dude, Spence, you're
(24:32):
killing it. You need to take these jokes out on
the road. I'm telling you, I felt so good about it.
I don't know if we have anybody who listens to
the show that snorts when they laugh, but if you
do a five five grave zero, I will tell you
the one thing that changed my opinion about being really funny.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
Yesterday, what's that is?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
One of them said, Yes, I snort a lot when
I laugh, but if you get me to snort, laugh,
and pee at the same time, then you've really made
me laugh.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
I was hope that that was something funny, not just
like something that you do.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Believe me, I hope.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I said one more joke and I immediately looked out
at the floor, and when I didn't see anything, I
was like, well, I guess I'm not that funny.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
You're not a job. See I'm funny. I am funny.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Where are the people who snort when they laugh or
just do something that's a little extra when you laugh?
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Eight five five grades zero, Good morning. Finally, are you
a yeah? Are you a snorter?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Ham of you saying about laughing at kid at the
same time, I'm one of those peoples.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
Oh my god, I am.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
I'll get it thirsty dad in larch mate.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Now, is it true when you start snorting during a
laugh that you just can't stop and the snorts get
worse and worse, and when people start looking at you,
you're just like, please stop looking at me, and you're
just snorting like crazy.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Please please stop looking at me.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Quit making those faces.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Blessed, good, blessed.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Where bless your heart?
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Baby, get right on.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
You won't to thank you. I appreciate that. Everyone should
be everyone should be telling me the same thing as you.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Thank you very much for calling. Hopefully you have a
great day and keep snorting while you listen to the show.
That sounds terrible A five five graves zero. We're talking
and looking for people who snort when they laugh. Yes,
you do I do, guys snort? I had no idea.
I thought it was just a lady thing.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I did too. This is news to me.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
I do snort when it has to be a very
funny joke.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Oh so you don't do it when you listen to
our show.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Only when he hears me talk.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Okay, well, I figure I think I can get one
of all the sort.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Okay, go ahead, let's let's try.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
It sounds like a tickle monster thing.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
All right. What does a fish say when he swims
into a wall?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
What does a fish say when he swims into a wall?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I do not, am I do?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It's just it's just that's funny.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Good, it's a good dad joke. It's a great dad joke.
Thank you, buddy, appreciate your time. I love how that's
his go to. He's like, man, I'm gonna get them
boom hit him with the damn. Yes. A lot of
people say post Malone's not country, but he actually did
something really country. He debuted a new fashion collection on
(27:35):
a runway show in Paris, France.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Wait what hm?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
He rode a horse on a runway for a fashion
clothing line that he's doing.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
It's called that first light.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
It's Dallas Western meets Southwest ranch influences.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Do you think Posty like goes to bed every night
and is like, what is my life like? There's no
way as a kid he thought he'd be doing a
fashion show for Country Western clothing in Paris.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I think it's awesome though, because now it bridges the gap,
you know, like all those fashion runway shows that are
always so pretentious and it's a bunch of clothes that
nobody would wear. He legit looks like a Canadian cowboy.
I mean he just has denim on top, denhim on bottom,
a big belt buckle and a leather belt. I mean
it's it's like being a cast member of Yellowstone. It's
(28:23):
a pretty good look. So I can support this. I
feel like country audiences maybe just people have gone a
little soft. You remember this song from Brian Martin.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Dude, I was obsessed with this song.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
So it came out a couple months ago, and you know,
you really didn't hear much from Brian Martin after this
song hit number one and then just kind of fade away.
But the thing about Brian Martin is over the weekend
he was in New York and he was performing on
stage hammered and he was drunk. Well, the police removed
him off the stage, and I just felt like, really,
(29:00):
that seems a little agreeble.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
You're Here's kind of my stance on this. I do
find it wildly disrespectful as an artist to your fans
to come out on stage and be in a state
where like they paid hard money to come and see you,
and you're not able.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
To perform to the level you should.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
No doubt, I think we can all agree was and
I don't know, I mean I literally know just what
you've told me, So I don't know any specifics, but
was this a police situation because it doesn't sound like
it should have been.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Listen, I think all of us have been to shows
and we've watched artists sing, perform, drink a little bit,
and we don't know what's in the cup. I mean,
we all want to believe that it's beer or whiskey
or something like that. There's a good chance for most
of it it's probably water.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
But here are a lot of people that do water
or sweet tea or something like that.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
So he was a little tuned up. But to have
the police take you off the stage, that's where part
of me feels like it's just stoking the fire to
get Brian Martin's name back out there. Because George Jones,
Merle Haggard, guys of country legend have performed wasted before
and it was never a worry. It just seems like
to have the police come and take you off the stage,
(30:12):
it was a little over the top.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I'm just gonna say this, and some people may not
agree with me, but I would much rather have our
police handling actual issues.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Not that you go thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
I'm just saying
Is there a TV character that you can't stand? Eight
five five Graves zero who's Zeros off of Grady's Anatomy,
Owen Hunt And it was off Gray's Anatomy. I was
just guessing on that.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yes, Owen Hunt.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Literally he makes me so angry. And what's bad is
like the actor that plays him. I've listened to him
on podcasts things like that. I love him as a person.
Owen Hunt on Gray's Anatomy makes me want to strangle someone.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
So then that just means that he's a really good actor.
He's good at his craft.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Well, then maybe you shouldn't have picked this guy to
play because he's horrendous. And it's funny that you bring
this topic up because Steve hates Olivia Benson off Law
and Order svu's therapist.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh, that's like an extra.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like no, I mean he's on there quite a bit.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I mean, you know, she's like Captain NYPD captain Like
she's in her therapy sessions quite often, and every time
he comes on the screen, Steve is like, oh, I
can't stand this man.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
They have a list of the most hated. Number one
is Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory. Carr's of death
for Uncle Carl was KBB. What's KBB killed by badger?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
How's that? It was Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Uncle Carl said, I think there's a badger living in
our chimney.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Hand me that flashlight. Those were the last words he
ever spoke to us. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't
really ever watch The Big Bang Theory, so it was
never really my jam. But most people say it's because
he's highly pretentious and he's just a nerd at heart
and they just never really related with him. But some
(01:38):
of the other names that were on there, Cousin Oliver
from The Brady Bunch, Kai Win from Star Trek, Kyu
from Kyu, and j R. Ewing from a TV show
called Dallas that aired back in the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Can we please I feel like we need to update
this list. I feel like this may be like outdated
a little bit because there's no way Owen Hunt is
not on this list.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well, so that was the top five. I mean, there
are some that are on there that most people would know,
like Ross from Friends, Grace from Will and Grace Ross, Yeah,
Skuyler White from Breaking Bad, and mister Horton who owned
the bicycle shop on different strokes.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Okay, we're gonna make our own list because this list
is inaccurate. So we're going to make the Spencer Graves
show list. So you need to go over to our
Facebook or Instagram pages and let us know and I will.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Do the work. You can call us list. You can
call us too, by the way, A five five grave zero.
Here's the character I hate, Jamie Dutton from Yellowstone. He's
just a whiney legal type, like I don't know, there's
just something about them about him. Yeah, And I know
it's the character. I'm sure the guy that plays it,
Wes Bentley. I'm sure he's a really nice guy. But
(02:45):
I just don't like whiny characters. And I feel like
that's all that dude is.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I get it, I get it, all right, Lynn, Who's
the TV character you hate?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Jim Carrey?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I test you.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Wow, I didn't see that one come in in first.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Well, all right, I know, is he a TV character
or is he more of a movie star since he
was on Living Color?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Is that where it comes from?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I just I just don't like him. I don't like
the way he looks.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Oh, I don't like the way he's I just I
just don't like him.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
We all have those people that we just can't get behind,
and yours Jim Carrey.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
So is the sound of his voice repelling to you?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
So have you heard it? You'd be like, alrighty, then
I'm out of here.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah, you got it all right?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well thank you?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Sorry, Well no, listen, you're not bothering us at all.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
N have a great day.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Wh just so happens that my favorite movie of all
time is Dumb and Dumber. So I take offense to that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
No, I'm kidding with Well, okay, I don't take me.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Giving you all the warm fuzzies and whatnot. It's the
good good.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
On the Spencer Grave Show.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Talk about an exciting weekend when college football kicked off.
Army football player Larry Pickett Junior, who's from Raleigh, North Carolina,
ended up rescuing a man from a burning car after
their game. This happened in New York. He was able
to pull the man to safety despite live power lines,
which set the car blaze.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh my goodness, can you imagine.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
No. When firefighters arrived on the scene, the vehicle was
completely engulfed, but they found the man and Picket sitting
on the curb away from the vehicle, and they're hailing
him as a hero. He's now being praised by his
coach and his family for his courage, selflessness, and long
standing commitment to service. No doubt he's that because of
the Army.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I mean yeah, I mean rightfully.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
So he should be put on a pedestal at least
for a couple of days.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Here's some what's going on getting Rey walk into work?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Nice? What do you do?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
I work at waffle House?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
What do you do at waffle House? Are you in
the million dollar club?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Not yet.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I'm a server though.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
That's cool. How long you've been with a waffle House?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
About a year and a half.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
And what phrase at waffle house? Do you say?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
The most have a great day?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh? Really? It's not covered scattered, chunk or anything like that.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Well, yeah, do you want to play Blair nos best?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
We can try it.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yes, Let's that's.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Some confidence girl, because I A'm feeling confident.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Let us do it. Today's subject is going to be
about space. You know, the announcement was made recently that
Huntsville is going to get Space Command, bringing Space Force
to the great state of Alabama. Did you actually know
I don't know if either one of you know. There's
(05:40):
an actual theme song for Space Force. It's legit. It's
from the government. I had no idea here it is.
It's the best we can do. Fight Fight, Fight.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I gonna lie to you, have no idea what they
said except for the last part Space Force on High.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
But hey, that's the official song.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well it sounds great.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I'm gonna ask you the questions. First, Blair is going
to be out of the studio so she doesn't hear
your answers, and then I'll bring her back in and
we'll quiz her on the same questions. Are you ready,
I'm ready. Do us a favor, ask Blair to leave
the studio.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Blair, can you please leave the studio?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Of course I can, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
So Blair is going to leave the studio and it's
just going to be you and I. Here we go.
Name the planets in order, starting closest to the Sun.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Oh word, Oh, Venus, Mercury, marsh.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Idea, you're doing.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You're doing great.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Where's Earth in all this?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Third?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Venus Mercury, Vina, Earth, Mars.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Oh man, that's all I.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Know, Okay, not a problem. Question number two, who is
the first person to walk on the moon.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Oh I knew this.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I can't remember its names.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay, don't worry about it. Here we go. Final question.
What does NASA stand for? N A s A National?
Oh man? That's okay, National astrological right, oh man? All right,
let's get this one. Okay, do your best impression of
(07:52):
a spaceship shooting lasers.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Poo, That's what I'm talking about. All right.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Now, I'm going to bring Blair back into the studio. Blair, Hi,
I'm gonna ask you the same questions.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That I just know how she did. I need to
know how she did she did?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Now, if you get one of
them right today, you're going to hear this.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
But if you get it wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
You'll hear that. All right, we're ready.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Blair named the planets in order, starting closest to the Sun.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Mercury's the first, when I do know that. And there
was this song that we learned in elementary school, Mercury.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Venus. I think Earth is third.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
There was a TV show called Third Rock from.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
The Sun, so oh, okay, okay, and then Mars is
near Earth, so it's fourth.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay, what do I have least around the home stretch.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
It's either Jupiter or Saturn next, Miss Mars. No, I
feel like Jupiter's next, because, like you know, boys go
to Jupiter to get more stupider, and like that's closer
to Earth. Right, Okay, so we'll go Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune. Okay,
(09:33):
thank you so much, thank you so much. There was
a song in elementary school.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
It's fine. Oh wow, wow, I am intelligence Question.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Number two, who is the first person to walk on
the moon?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, he's talked about a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Well oh oh, answered Steve Maples. What I can't as
a guy armstrong?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Oh that's it.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
All right, Here we go.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
What does NASA any essay stand for?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
I know this, but I don't know how to say
the second word, Like I have trouble saying the second
word just because my sister in law works for NASA.
So National Aeronautics, Did I say that right? Aeronautics for
space administration.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Well it's not four, but I'll give it to you.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's and space Administrata.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
And then the final one. This you got to be
really good on this one.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Final one is do your best impression of the space
ship shooting lasers. Nicely done, Blair, you get the win today.
Thank you very much for playing along with us.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
No Am, I.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Thank you for playing along with us. We hope you
have a great day of waffle house.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
If you guys don't follow Blair Davis on Facebook, Book,
Instagram and all the socials, you're really missing out. She
supposted a picture of her front doorstep, which is completely decorated.
Now that we're in the bur months, though, I feel
like that's okay. September, October, November, December. You can get
yourself all jazzed up. But I'm disappointed in your decorations.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Why are you disappointed about.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Decoration because you have four skeletons out on the front,
You have all your fake pumpkins Steve your husband didn't
want you to buy, and you have fake flowers. I
love all that none of them represent Travis Kelsey or
Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
NFL season starts tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Please tell me you're not actually gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
The NFL season starts tomorrow. You're going to rowing game
is Friday.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
You're going to ruin the aesthetic of your front doorstep,
your beautiful, luxurious mansion in the hills.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Okay, first of all.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
With a butler, and you're gonna put.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I wish I had a butler.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
And Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Oh, I mean, I don't know why you're acting surprised
by this was a custom jersey that is being made
for mister Skelley thanks to Grand Jam and then Skelley.
Dog's going to have a nice little wig situation going on.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Oh so Taylor Swift is the dog. That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, Jesus, if.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
You guys want to check it out, Blair Davis Radio,
Facebook and Instagram. Blair, you're decorating has gotten so out
of hand. A buddy of mine recently put up a
Facebook post. I want to call him read it to you.
I think you might be on his side about it.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Okay, let's talk about it.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
What's up, brother Todd Blair Blair Todd?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Hello, Hello Blair?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I'm great? How are you good?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
If you saw at work out here in Delaware, Blair,
if you saw a picture of Todd, you'd fall in
love with him. He's a very attractive man, but you
would fall in love with him more because of the
Facebook post that he just put up. And allow me
to read it for everybody verbatim. Okay, okay, Todd said
seventeen minutes ago on Facebook, for all the people who
have their folloween decorations up and have their pumpkin spice
lattes in hand. I don't want to hear a word
(13:04):
when I put my Christmas tree up and have Michael
Buble and Mariah Carey on repeat. Come November first, not
a peep, not a peep.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
So here you and I could be friends, because that's
exactly what my plan is on Halloween. Thank god, Halloween
falls on a Friday this year, so and no kids
are going to come trigger trade at my house. But
I'm going to leave my front porch decorations out and
you know, sit by the door. But while I'm sitting
by the door and waiting for the trigger traders that
aren't going to come, the trees are actually going to
go up on Halloween night. That way, November first, I
(13:36):
can wake up and be in the moment.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Summer's not over, and we don't we shouldn't have pumpkins
spice in our hands.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Oh okay, you just said you weren't going to say anything.
You just said you weren't gonna say anything.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Todd.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Well, see the problem on this post that I did
not read to you is he says Christmas is greater
than Halloween. And I don't believe that Todd is somebody
who will actually get rid on November first. I think
he was making that a dig towards people who decorate early.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Like your side, Todd. Yeah, listen, yeah, two things can
be true. You can want to put out your pumpkins,
but you could also be scared to be a person
like me. But I'm here to tell you there are
support groups and we're here for you. Go ahead and
put out the pumpkins.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
I can't bring myself to it, but maybe maybe in October.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Okay, So, Todd, what's the actual what's the actual issue
with you? Do you just not like the fact that
people want to decorate super early for events.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
I love summer too much, and Halloween signifies that it's cold,
and yes we're wearing sweatshirts, thank you, So summer. It's
still summer.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
And I'm not saying I don't like summer, but like
it's time. It's the bur months. I mean, I have
had mine out since.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
August, but it's the burn months, and now it's acceptable.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Some events are okay to you know, getting the mood
for early because Christmas is such a special time a
year and it only lasts a short time. Halloween, you
get dressed up. You know the girls in college, they
have an excuse used to look a certain way for
a night, and it's just not the same.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Okay. So in a perfect world, in Todd's world, September
is all by itself. We just continue loving on summer.
October one, you can put out your pumpkins. You can
get ready for Halloween. On November first, you can take
all that down and you can get ready for Thanksgiving.
And then the night of Thanksgiving or the day after
is where you get ready for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I mean, that's an ideal world. But who's got that
kind of time?
Speaker 7 (15:26):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I agree with Todd. Outside of the time that is
the perfect schedule.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
No, this is this is exactly my point. Who has
the time.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I'm not going to just put out my pumpkins and
my skellies for thirty one days. That takes a lot
of effort. I need people to appreciate it longer. So
that's why they go up in mid August and then
cut like Thanksgiving is great. You know, you get to
come together and be thankful and greatful, thanking people.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
And good food. But I'm not putting out a turkey.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
You know.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
The closest thing is my mister Skelley. Of course, not
my mister Skelley twelve foot tall, I do. I did
order him a Thanksgiving costume this year.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
How many people where you live also have pumpkins outs? Okay,
you know what scientif I'm just curious.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Okay, none, but they live Okay, they hate life and
they are not happy and joyful like I am. Can't
you hear the joy in my voice?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
It's a great time. Todd, thank you very much for
getting to the bottom of this. It is a real problem, Alicia.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
How you doing not much?
Speaker 6 (16:36):
Happy Wednesday Day?
Speaker 7 (16:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
What are we supposed to say for that?
Speaker 6 (16:44):
If I did that? Though, my voice is been coming
and go when I'd sound like Peter Brady when he
was going through the chain.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Give it a show, give a chance. What can we
do for you? There?
Speaker 7 (16:56):
What can we do for you?
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Question is when did she start decorating?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Okay, so we got to get all technical, I mean
technically technically I started decorating the second week of August
for fall and Halloween, not necessarily just Halloween.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I think that's very important to.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Note it's fall with a little bit of Skelly mixed in.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Okay, so if it was that week that it went
like stupidly cool, first.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Of all, it was.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
First of all, do not give her credit for thinking
that it was feeling like fall, and that's why she decided.
She had it hard written down on a calendar, that
that's what she was going to start, regardless if it
was ninety eight degrees or sixty two.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
Look, if you planned it like in January, that's when
you were gonna No, I can't do it. But if
it's when we had that stupid could breat that moved through,
that took us from one hundred to sixty five like
they fall State Trooper, then yeah, I give your credit
to take a little fall decore out now full flood Halloween.
Note not until for labor names you really.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Do full force Halloween. Like I mean, it's fall with
some scalies.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You have skeletons holding pumpkins around fake plants.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
But that's like but I mean, like the skeletons have
to hold on until after light.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Thank you, Alicia.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I appreciate you here.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Some are still here to after late.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, so you're just like our friend Todd, who's like,
we need to let summer live through the month of September.
I mean, look, it's not technically fall until September twentieth anyway, exactly.
Speaker 6 (18:25):
And see like I have season passes to splash It Venture,
and they're staying open on the weekends till like mid
September this year, it's still summer.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Till then in all old there we go. Okay, people
Splash Venture doing the lord's work.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Why can't we love pumpkins and summer? Why does it
have to be one thing or another?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
It's a feeling blair.
Speaker 6 (18:45):
Because it's because Starbucks and all the marketing people have
ruined pumpkins spice and everything by bringing it out in
February for October.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
But I don't even like pumpkin spice. So does that
give me like somehow street cred.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
No, it's because all the marketing people have ruined it
for all of us that don't like pumpkin stuff. Alicia Spies,
pumpkin anything.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I'm just saying it for you were very much full
of common sense. That's why you listen to the program,
and we appreciate.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
You for doing that exactly. So I love y'all so much.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Have a great day.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Thank Kelsey you.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
It's How country are you? On The Spencer Grave Show?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Crystal? Yeah, Spencer and Blair. How are you?
Speaker 5 (19:26):
I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Crystal? Are you ready to play?
Speaker 7 (19:28):
How country are you?
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Let's do it well on a scale of one of
the country. How country are you?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Oh, I'm probably a good fave and a half or eight.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Love that you've got this.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
I think the older I get, the more I admit it.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Why would you keep that under wraps when you were younger?
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Well, you know, when you're younger, you're like, oh am
I really that country?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I say, Rocket, Let everybody know how country you are.
So maybe somebody is new to The Spencer Grave Show
and they're not one hundred percent sure how how country
are your?
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Works?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Allow me to explain, Crystal is going to get three questions,
she has to answer him to the best of her ability,
and then we give her a score based on her
answers of how country she is?
Speaker 7 (20:13):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
I'm ready?
Speaker 7 (20:15):
Who is this.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Cat?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (20:26):
That's a hard one. I mean, I'm just gonna get McGrath.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
No, that's a little big town motorable. All right, here
we go. Question number two. Rattle off a few random
items that are in your vehicle, Crystal.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Okay, so let's see. There's a ball from a dog.
There's staring in the back seat, and I'm con front
a pack of mints up front and a in the back.
There's cheer stuff for the kids.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Right you You had set a random bowl for your
dog and didn't even mention the dog being in the vehicle.
Here's the last one. What's the most country meal you
can make?
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Oh? I can make this kidson gravy. I gets to it.
That's like a grandma staple. Fried green tomatoes probably the
most country thing my husband ever asked for.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Or salmon patties, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
My stepmam makes those for my husband all the time,
and I just am like, I'll pick up taco bell
on the way.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Same same. His mommy used to make them when we
go down there. But after twenty years I was like,
I guess I gotta figure this out.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
So you said you said salmon patties.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Salmon patties, right, And when most people who are not
other one would say salmon right.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Okay, but see, I say salmon, but when it comes
to the salmon patties, there's just something about it.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
You have to say it's salmon.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
It's like the actual right and you can't buy maybe
it'll be fresh, it has to become out of a can.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Oh lord, Yeah, that's that's what I'm saying. It's the
whole There are all these rules.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Can salmon, salmon. It's the can salmon.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Just start dipping it out, put it on a trisk
It didn't get it in your biscuit. All right, not
bad today. You really battled back with the can salmon.
That was probably the best one. You're a six point nine. Okay,
Hey Blair, I had a moment yesterday and I just
felt like the king of the comedy world, even though
I realized I'm probably not that funny, but I thought
(22:44):
I was not. I went to get a root canal
yesterday and there was a woman there who runs the office,
and I made a little Quippi joke or whatever, and
she snorted.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
When she was laughing.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
And when people snort when they laugh, I feel like
I'm the funniest human alive.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
It just like gives you that extra umph in your stuff.
Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
It's almost like you make somebody laugh regular Like when
you laugh at some of my jokes, you don't give
a full laugh. You'll just go, you know, like you
do that.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I'm very subtle with it, like unless it's I mean,
it has to be something.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Like really good to get me, like really laugh. I'm
hard to make laugh.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
That's my point. Everybody knows that you're just faking it.
You're just doing that agreement laugh. Oh that's cute though,
just shut that up, one of those things. But if
I got you to, i mean, start snorting your little
piggy nose off all of a sudden, I would feel
like I'm Kevin Hard up here, you know what I.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Mean, Like you should as you should, because I'm a
hard person to make laugh. And I wish that I
was a person that laughed easier, because when Steve like
fake laughs at me like I know I'm funny, I
should be laughed at.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Often.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
You laugh at me a lot like I I know
I'm funny. So when he does a laugh, I get mad.
If I could make Steve Maples snort, it would be
the funniest thing. His emma and Cooper's mommy she snorts
when she laughs, and that will get me laughing when
she snorts.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I didn't think that that many people snorted when they laughed.
But since I had this new filled tank of comedy laughter,
I thought, well, let me try some jokes on some
other people in the office. And I got another woman
in the office to snort when I said a joke
to her, and I thought to myself, dude, Spence, you're
(24:32):
killing it. You need to take these jokes out on
the road. I'm telling you, I felt so good about it.
I don't know if we have anybody who listens to
the show that snorts when they laugh, but if you
do a five five grave zero, I will tell you
the one thing that changed my opinion about being really funny.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
Yesterday, what's that is?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
One of them said, Yes, I snort a lot when
I laugh, but if you get me to snort, laugh,
and pee at the same time, then you've really made
me laugh.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
I was hope that that was something funny, not just
like something that you do.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Believe me, I hope.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I said one more joke and I immediately looked out
at the floor, and when I didn't see anything, I
was like, well, I guess I'm not that funny.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
You're not a job. See I'm funny. I am funny.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Where are the people who snort when they laugh or
just do something that's a little extra when you laugh?
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Eight five five grades zero, Good morning. Finally, are you
a yeah? Are you a snorter?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Ham of you saying about laughing at kid at the
same time, I'm one of those peoples.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
Oh my god, I am.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
I'll get it thirsty dad in larch mate.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Now, is it true when you start snorting during a
laugh that you just can't stop and the snorts get
worse and worse, and when people start looking at you,
you're just like, please stop looking at me, and you're
just snorting like crazy.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Please please stop looking at me.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Quit making those faces.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Blessed, good, blessed.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Where bless your heart?
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Baby, get right on.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
You won't to thank you. I appreciate that. Everyone should
be everyone should be telling me the same thing as you.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Thank you very much for calling. Hopefully you have a
great day and keep snorting while you listen to the show.
That sounds terrible A five five graves zero. We're talking
and looking for people who snort when they laugh. Yes,
you do I do, guys snort? I had no idea.
I thought it was just a lady thing.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I did too. This is news to me.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
I do snort when it has to be a very
funny joke.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Oh so you don't do it when you listen to
our show.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Only when he hears me talk.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Okay, well, I figure I think I can get one
of all the sort.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Okay, go ahead, let's let's try.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
It sounds like a tickle monster thing.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
All right. What does a fish say when he swims
into a wall?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
What does a fish say when he swims into a wall?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I do not, am I do?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It's just it's just that's funny.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Good, it's a good dad joke. It's a great dad joke.
Thank you, buddy, appreciate your time. I love how that's
his go to. He's like, man, I'm gonna get them
boom hit him with the damn. Yes. A lot of
people say post Malone's not country, but he actually did
something really country. He debuted a new fashion collection on
(27:35):
a runway show in Paris, France.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Wait what hm?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
He rode a horse on a runway for a fashion
clothing line that he's doing.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
It's called that first light.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
It's Dallas Western meets Southwest ranch influences.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Do you think Posty like goes to bed every night
and is like, what is my life like? There's no
way as a kid he thought he'd be doing a
fashion show for Country Western clothing in Paris.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I think it's awesome though, because now it bridges the gap,
you know, like all those fashion runway shows that are
always so pretentious and it's a bunch of clothes that
nobody would wear. He legit looks like a Canadian cowboy.
I mean he just has denim on top, denhim on bottom,
a big belt buckle and a leather belt. I mean
it's it's like being a cast member of Yellowstone. It's
(28:23):
a pretty good look. So I can support this. I
feel like country audiences maybe just people have gone a
little soft. You remember this song from Brian Martin.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Dude, I was obsessed with this song.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
So it came out a couple months ago, and you know,
you really didn't hear much from Brian Martin after this
song hit number one and then just kind of fade away.
But the thing about Brian Martin is over the weekend
he was in New York and he was performing on
stage hammered and he was drunk. Well, the police removed
him off the stage, and I just felt like, really,
(29:00):
that seems a little agreeble.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
You're Here's kind of my stance on this. I do
find it wildly disrespectful as an artist to your fans
to come out on stage and be in a state
where like they paid hard money to come and see you,
and you're not able.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
To perform to the level you should.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
No doubt, I think we can all agree was and
I don't know, I mean I literally know just what
you've told me, So I don't know any specifics, but
was this a police situation because it doesn't sound like
it should have been.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Listen, I think all of us have been to shows
and we've watched artists sing, perform, drink a little bit,
and we don't know what's in the cup. I mean,
we all want to believe that it's beer or whiskey
or something like that. There's a good chance for most
of it it's probably water.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
But here are a lot of people that do water
or sweet tea or something like that.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
So he was a little tuned up. But to have
the police take you off the stage, that's where part
of me feels like it's just stoking the fire to
get Brian Martin's name back out there. Because George Jones,
Merle Haggard, guys of country legend have performed wasted before
and it was never a worry. It just seems like
to have the police come and take you off the stage,
(30:12):
it was a little over the top.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I'm just gonna say this, and some people may not
agree with me, but I would much rather have our
police handling actual issues.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Not that you go thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
I'm just saying
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