September 15, 2025 • 18 mins
Blair tried to surprise Spencer for his birthday but he knew before it happened!
A K-9 officer is in the Good Good!
Felicia did good on How Country Are Ya!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Blair, I have to share with you the surprise that
you did for my birthday yesterday was very nice.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh you're welcome, very last I could do.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Can I tell you a secret?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I knew you were doing that.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Who told you?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Nobody told me. It all unfolded while we were there.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What do you mean.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
So the manager of the restaurant, Steven, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
super nice guy. He was like, can I get you
anything to drink? And I said, yeah, you know, I
wouldn't mind something carbonated because I need to like get
my my juice is slowan yeah, and he goes, well,
I got to see if we have any in the back.
So he walks me through the kitchen. Oh, there's the
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birthday cake.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
So I'm like, I shouldn't have seen that. So then
I walk out back into the area. I see Blake,
one of the suits, I see you, and I see Jennifer,
another coworker, and I walk over to say, what's up
to Blake? I haven't seen him? Right, you were signing
the card and then you like immediately rushed to hide
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the car.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I was wondering if you saw that too, because I
was signing it and then I just like slid it under,
and I was like, hey, didn't look like he noticed,
So I'm just gonna go with it.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm just gonna roll with it.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So then you guys made it even more awkward because
while I was walking over there, you were trying to
hide the card. They all knew you were trying to
hide the card, and the three of you just walked
away from the table and I'm like, okay, fine, So
you guys left. And then when we were announcing Drew
Baldridge and were standing on stage, I was just going
(01:38):
to kind of gloat on how good this dude has been,
and you were like, hang on, we got a surprise
a minute. So then I had that crucial moment where
do I act like I know, do I just go oh, thanks,
or do I try to act really surprised. Did I
convince you that I was actually surprised?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
You did? Okay, you did until this moment.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I was like, I called Steve last night. I was like,
I pulled it off. I was like, hey, had no
idea it was coming.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I ended up calling a girlfriend of mine after, because
you know, you get all the text messages and all that,
and when I'm driving from Huntsville, to wherever. I just
want to make sure I'm on the phone and connecting
with people. And sure, I call her and I'm telling
her the story, and she goes, Do you know how
many people get surprises pulled on them and they don't
react in the best possible way. Imagine you're going to
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tell your husband or your boyfriend that you're pregnant. Did
they react surprised or did they completely blow it? Did
they not have a good reaction or tables turned? He
gets down on one knee. He's about to propose, did
you react naturally or did you blow it? I want
to hear the reactions from people about when they're supposed
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to be surprised about something and it went horribly wrong,
Like the reaction was not what everybody was looking for.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
We can laugh about it now. We can laugh about
it now.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
But thank you. It was very nice. Whether I knew
it or not, it was very nice. Afi five Graves zero.
If you had a surprise and the reaction did not
go well, surprises are meant to go really well. You
hope the reaction is exactly what you want. Surprise, Oh,
this is great. Blair pulled a birthday surprise on me. Yesterday.
The bad thing was I knew it was happening, and
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it wasn't because anybody told me. I saw the birthday cake,
I saw her writing into a card, and then she
scurried away from the table like quick. He didn't see anything,
And I'm like, that was awkward. But I let her
know this morning that I knew all that was happening.
But my reaction was perfect because you thought last night
that you did a surprise party like nobody's business, and
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it was very nice of you to even do.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I appreciate the fact that you tried to have a
good reaction, because some people they don't even try to
hide it.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Sure, let's get over to Billy EIGHTFIY five Graves zero.
Billy's listening in Clay. What was the surprise and what
was the reaction?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I bought my wife a new car in twenty eighteen,
and I had my mother to go pick it up.
So I pulled up at the house and it was
on Mother's Day and she cussed me out.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well I out.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I told her to look, I said, here's your new car.
I said, your car's ben't giving me a lot of trouble.
I just went and bought you a new one, and
she was like, you're a liar. I said, no, baby,
it's your new car. She was like, no, it's not
my car. And she got mad when the house slammed
the door and locked me out.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Wait, so did she eventually come to the realization that
you were doing something nice and buying her a new car.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yeah, about an hour later, and then she started crying
and made me feel bad that I didn't involve her
in the car buying process. I guess.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Okay, So she didn't like the fact that you bought
her a car, which could be a very personal thing
for people, and she wasn't a part of it.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
She's seen the car, so we was looking at the
cars before and that's the one she wanted. But it
all turned out. We had a good party and I
love it.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I love it, Billy, thank you for listening to Clay Buddy.
We appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Thank you, Blair.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You had to go to a book fair for one
of your tiny humans, Emma, what happened?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Well, I didn't go to the book fair. She went
to the book fair, and I got to be on
the receiving end. Have said books because we were stuck.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
In the car.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Pops was driving and I was like, oh, well, you know,
let's pass some time. I'll, you know, read one of
the books that you got, Descendants. Are you aware of
the descendants because I'm just now learning.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
About them, no idea. They are the children.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Of like main characters that we grew up with, So
give me like like Cinderella's daughter is one of the descendants?
Like and Kinsey h No, I think it was. See,
I don't even know all the characters yet. I don't
even know it all yet I have studied it. I
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just know that mal I guess is the daughter of Malificus.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I don't know. We just we love the descendants. So
she had gotten a descendant's book. This book was.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
So confusing that as I'm reading it in the passenger
seat to the kids, me and Steve are looking at
each other and.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
We're like, this makes no sense.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
And I now am standing on this hill forever that
ninety percent of children's books actually.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Make no sense whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
And I need to know if I'm alone or do parents, grandparents,
ant's uncles Phiel this way because I'm reading this and
I'm like Steve, I don't even know what they're talking about,
like it it made no sense to me whatsoever. But
yet sweet Emma and sweet Cooper in the back seat
were like, well, you know beer, because of course, remember
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they call me beer because they can't say Blair beer.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
This is how it, this is what it means. And
I'm like, huh, Like I have an educated one, I
have a master's degree. I don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You start reading some doctor Seuss books, and I love
Doctor Seuss books, but you start reading some of those
and you're like, why didn't why didn't Pop just stand up?
Why does everybody have to hop on them?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, it's so confusing to me, and yet it makes
so much sense to their little, tiny, little human brain.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
It's like green eggs and ham, well that's salmonella.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
And so I'm sitting here thinking maybe we should write
a children's book because it doesn't have to make sense.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Well, then good, we'll just write the first page. We'll
leave a bunch of them blank in the middle, and
then we'll.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Save the end, the end, the end. I can't be
the only one that feels this way though.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Oh five to five grave zero, giving you all the
warm fuzzies and whatnot. It's the good good on the
Spencer Grave show we back the blue and support our
men and women who wear the badge, including the canine officers.
And how about Cane Cane nine officer Meatball who found
a boy stuck waist deep in a swamp over a
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mile away from where the young boy lives. That's where
canine was able to get out to him and drag
him back to safety.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I mean, you hear these stories and you think, wow,
how do they do what they do?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
How do they continue to do what they do? And
I'm just glad that they do.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I'm not gonna lie to you. I'd be a little
worried if a canine officer rolled up I found out
his name was Meatball and they were putting him outain
the water. I'm like, he's.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, I'm gonna be worried. But again, they'll figure it out.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
What color is my hair?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Your hair is brown? What your hair is brown?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I feel like I've been living a lie. So I
was born blonde. I'm the only blonde in my family.
Everybody else is a brunette.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You're not a blonde.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And every identifier I have, every piece of identification says
I'm a blonde. I was out the other day and
somebody was like, what color is your hair? And I said, well,
if you can't tell blonde, and they went, no, it's
strawberry blonde. I went, wait, what what? So then I
asked somebody else and they go, no, your hair's brown,
(09:10):
and I'm like, hang on a minute, that can't be
true at all. Why is it brown to you?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I've never, once since I have known Spencer Graves existed,
thought you had blonde hair.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Really, it is funny that you.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Bring up though about like all the identifications saying that
you're a blonde, because what color would you think my
hair was?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Well, your real color or what you have at manufacturing.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Right now, right today.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
But that's the thing. You have fake blonde hair. Real
blonde hair looks like what I have. Yours is made
out of the box.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
That's not even blonde.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
But you're lick.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
I'm starting to be concerned that you might need to
see an eye doctor.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
When's the last time you went to see an I doctor?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Look, that's blonde hair. I am showing her pictures of
me on my phone from.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
What nineteen sixty three?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
All right, easy with that? I hear that it does happen.
Though my dad was blonde when he was little, and
now he's got dark brown here. My brother was never blonde,
he always had brown here. My mom always had brown hair.
So maybe it's maybe I'm just going through the change
now in my elder state of being forty two.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Through it, you have been through and you are living
in it. You are a brunette. I mean, I can
hook you up with somebody if you really want to
be a blonde. My hairstyles is.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Great because that a'll look like eminem back in the day.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
You will.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I've got a picture slapped up on Spencer Grave Show
on Instagram and Facebook. Just give me your vote and
I'll put maybe I'll put up a couple there. That
way you can say whether or not you think I'm
blonde or brunette. Blair, We've had a lot of people
engaging with the post trying to determine if I'm blonde
or brunette. I apparently have been living a lie basically
on what you're saying. Blair.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, I mean, look, it's okay to go ahead and
admit that you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I won't go as far.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
As to say, like, hey, you know, this is a
flat out lie, Spencer. I just think that you haven't
come to terms with it.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Now, this happens to people. Some people are born a
different hair color and then as they get older it changes.
That happened to you.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
When I was born. I was born black handed, and
then it turned to blonde and stayed blonde until I
was about in middle school, no way. And then then
when I got to high school, I started dying it
because it was just it had turned to a dishwater
blonde and I didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I've never heard the phrase dishwater blonde. Okay, So just
to shorten this up and make it quick for everybody,
you were born with super dark hair. Then it went blonde,
and then it started to kind of mix and mash,
and then it was dishwater blonde. New term. None of
us have heard that. Maybe that's on the government papers I.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Can put down.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I could tell you something else that my mother called it,
but I don't think I say it on air.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Well wait, what would she call it? Got it? Okay? Well, yeah,
you can't say all that. You can say some of it,
but that's perfectly fine. Okay. So maybe that's the deal.
Maybe my hair is just going through a change, but
I'm still I'm looking at it right now and I
just feel like it's still blonde. I can see that
there's darker spots.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, look it.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Makes me sound like a leopard, but I'm not.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
It happens. It was weird. I mean, I've got baby
pictures where it was black and then it just it
turned blonde.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
That's wild. Thank you very much for joining us this morning.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
All right, Thanks man, y'all.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Have a good day you as well. So maybe that's
what I'm going through, Blair. Maybe I'm going through a
little bit of a transition. But does it happen this
late in life? Or I figured that was something that
happened when you were a teenager.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
First of all, with you being a year older today,
you're just becoming more delusional because you are burnette.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
All right. If you want to see the picture, you
can jump on Facebook, Instagram, wherever. It's on the station's Facebook.
It's also on Spencer Grave Show. Put your boats in?
Am I blonder? Am I actually brunette? It's How Country
are You? On the Spencer Grave Show. We're you from Felicia.
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So the times that you've played How Country are You?
How have you done well?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
One time I got a ten out of ten.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Okay, so on a scale of one to country, how
country are you today?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I'm feeling a little seven and a half huntry. Okay,
it's been a long not at work. I'm just getting off,
so I'm not very country this work?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
All right, let's do it. I've got three questions for you,
and then we'll give you a score at the end.
Why did George Straight get sent home from school one day?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Oh my gosh, oh man, you would ask me up?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Got a fight?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah? I got to sit home from school Monday with
a shiner. There you go. He had a shiner, eyes,
eye and fighting. No matter what the reason was a
no go. Here's question number two. What did you catch
when you were fishing that wasn't a fish?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yes, a limb brim as I like to call him,
or a tree pounder.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Well, we call it a fish stick.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Fish stick is also a solid, solid name. All right?
Final question? Why did you buy a perfectly good shirt
just to cut the sleeves off?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Locause I was going to a country concert?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Nice? What show? I always see this at Rock the South.
I feel like everybody bought a perfectly good shirt and
then they were like, you know, If I just cut
the sleeves off of that, it's going to be good
to go.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
I went to Mardi Gral one year and I bought
the cutest shirt ever, and instead of the sleeves getting
cut off, the whole neck.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Of it got cut off. Why huh what happened? It's
Marty Grawl, nicely done. Today you're seven point three, which
is good.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I think Zach Bryan needs to just calm down a
little bit. Over the weekend, Gavin Adcock was playing a show.
Zach Bryan showed up. I don't even know if it
was like a festival or if he was on the bill,
like why he was there? But the two were separated
by a chain link fence until Zach Bryan, he climbed
it with the barbed wire on top, got all the
way over. There were like thirty people in between. They
didn't throw any punches, nothing, but they were screaming at
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each other. I have an incredibly stupid bet going on
with a friend of mine. It's a ten year bet.
We're into year three, so there's seven years left and
it's a ten thousand dollars bet.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Though Okay, wait a minute, I'm gonna need a lot
more details.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
So you remember the name Stetson Bennett. He was a
quarterback at the University of Georgia and everybody was like, Oh,
this guy's incredibly who's a walk on? And then he
won two national championships. He gets selected by the Los
Angeles Rams, he goes as a rookie. He ends up
pulling away from the team for undisclosed reasons. They never
really talked about it. He was big into the party
(15:45):
scene and alcohol, and everybody was like, maybe it's drugs,
maybe it's rehab, maybe it's alcoholism. Who knows.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Buddy of mine is a giant Georgia fan, and he
said to me, they're gonna make a movie about that
guy one day. And I said, they won't make a
movie about that guy in the next ten years. I
don't see it. What is it going to be like
the Kurt Warner story, you know, Like, I just I
don't see it. He'd have to win a Super Bowl
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and it would have to be from rags to riches
kind of thing. I don't see a movie. He goes,
I bet you ten thousand dollars, and I go, I'll
take that back. So he just wished me a happy birthday,
So I said on the thing, I go, thanks so much,
seven years left until you pay me ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Okay, So when you say movie, did y'all specify?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oh no, we talked about it like if it's a
lifetime movie, if it's not, if it's like Airbud, if
it's straight to DVD. It could be anything.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
No, I'm talking like movie or documentary or TV special.
Did y'all get very specific in those categories.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
It has to be a movie. It can't start him,
and it can't be about his life. It has to
be like you know, somebody is playing stets inventet. Well,
he finally commented back after I said a couple of
years left on that stets invented movie. He goes, it'll
get made.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So he's still standing his ground, like, look, I don't
know this forrind of yours, and I'm not calling him dumb.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I'm just saying he doesn't make smart bets.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I don't know why I have these bets with friends
of mine. Though I have another bet with a buddy
of mine. I said the Foo Fighters were the last
great rock band, and he goes, no way. Greta Van
Fleet is amazing, and I said, Greta van Fleet won't
have a hit in the next five years. And I
have them saved in my phone from the day we
made the bet to five years later. I have it
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and it'll say Josh Holloman needs to pay up.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I love the commitment because most of the time, Listen,
most of the time, when I make a bet with.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
A brand, it's like, within ten days, you're over here.
Like long term commitment, because okay, I like it.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I'm playing for big bucks here. I'm not screwing around
with like a couple dollars. But I do wonder if
there are people that have long term bets with friends
of theirs, what are the details, just like you heard
us talk about, I want to know what I'm going
to be fighting for for you. I want to protect you.
A five five grave zero
Blair, I have to share with you the surprise that
you did for my birthday yesterday was very nice.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh you're welcome, very last I could do.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Can I tell you a secret?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I knew you were doing that.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Who told you?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Nobody told me. It all unfolded while we were there.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What do you mean.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
So the manager of the restaurant, Steven, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
super nice guy. He was like, can I get you
anything to drink? And I said, yeah, you know, I
wouldn't mind something carbonated because I need to like get
my my juice is slowan yeah, and he goes, well,
I got to see if we have any in the back.
So he walks me through the kitchen. Oh, there's the
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birthday cake.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
So I'm like, I shouldn't have seen that. So then
I walk out back into the area. I see Blake,
one of the suits, I see you, and I see Jennifer,
another coworker, and I walk over to say, what's up
to Blake? I haven't seen him? Right, you were signing
the card and then you like immediately rushed to hide
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the car.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I was wondering if you saw that too, because I
was signing it and then I just like slid it under,
and I was like, hey, didn't look like he noticed,
So I'm just gonna go with it.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm just gonna roll with it.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So then you guys made it even more awkward because
while I was walking over there, you were trying to
hide the card. They all knew you were trying to
hide the card, and the three of you just walked
away from the table and I'm like, okay, fine, So
you guys left. And then when we were announcing Drew
Baldridge and were standing on stage, I was just going
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to kind of gloat on how good this dude has been,
and you were like, hang on, we got a surprise
a minute. So then I had that crucial moment where
do I act like I know, do I just go oh, thanks,
or do I try to act really surprised. Did I
convince you that I was actually surprised?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
You did? Okay, you did until this moment.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I was like, I called Steve last night. I was like,
I pulled it off. I was like, hey, had no
idea it was coming.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I ended up calling a girlfriend of mine after, because
you know, you get all the text messages and all that,
and when I'm driving from Huntsville, to wherever. I just
want to make sure I'm on the phone and connecting
with people. And sure, I call her and I'm telling
her the story, and she goes, Do you know how
many people get surprises pulled on them and they don't
react in the best possible way. Imagine you're going to
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tell your husband or your boyfriend that you're pregnant. Did
they react surprised or did they completely blow it? Did
they not have a good reaction or tables turned? He
gets down on one knee. He's about to propose, did
you react naturally or did you blow it? I want
to hear the reactions from people about when they're supposed
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to be surprised about something and it went horribly wrong,
Like the reaction was not what everybody was looking for.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
We can laugh about it now. We can laugh about
it now.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
But thank you. It was very nice. Whether I knew
it or not, it was very nice. Afi five Graves zero.
If you had a surprise and the reaction did not
go well, surprises are meant to go really well. You
hope the reaction is exactly what you want. Surprise, Oh,
this is great. Blair pulled a birthday surprise on me. Yesterday.
The bad thing was I knew it was happening, and
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it wasn't because anybody told me. I saw the birthday cake,
I saw her writing into a card, and then she
scurried away from the table like quick. He didn't see anything,
And I'm like, that was awkward. But I let her
know this morning that I knew all that was happening.
But my reaction was perfect because you thought last night
that you did a surprise party like nobody's business, and
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it was very nice of you to even do.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I appreciate the fact that you tried to have a
good reaction, because some people they don't even try to
hide it.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Sure, let's get over to Billy EIGHTFIY five Graves zero.
Billy's listening in Clay. What was the surprise and what
was the reaction?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I bought my wife a new car in twenty eighteen,
and I had my mother to go pick it up.
So I pulled up at the house and it was
on Mother's Day and she cussed me out.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well I out.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I told her to look, I said, here's your new car.
I said, your car's ben't giving me a lot of trouble.
I just went and bought you a new one, and
she was like, you're a liar. I said, no, baby,
it's your new car. She was like, no, it's not
my car. And she got mad when the house slammed
the door and locked me out.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Wait, so did she eventually come to the realization that
you were doing something nice and buying her a new car.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yeah, about an hour later, and then she started crying
and made me feel bad that I didn't involve her
in the car buying process. I guess.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Okay, So she didn't like the fact that you bought
her a car, which could be a very personal thing
for people, and she wasn't a part of it.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
She's seen the car, so we was looking at the
cars before and that's the one she wanted. But it
all turned out. We had a good party and I
love it.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I love it, Billy, thank you for listening to Clay Buddy.
We appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Thank you, Blair.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You had to go to a book fair for one
of your tiny humans, Emma, what happened?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Well, I didn't go to the book fair. She went
to the book fair, and I got to be on
the receiving end. Have said books because we were stuck.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
In the car.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Pops was driving and I was like, oh, well, you know,
let's pass some time. I'll, you know, read one of
the books that you got, Descendants. Are you aware of
the descendants because I'm just now learning.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
About them, no idea. They are the children.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Of like main characters that we grew up with, So
give me like like Cinderella's daughter is one of the descendants?
Like and Kinsey h No, I think it was. See,
I don't even know all the characters yet. I don't
even know it all yet I have studied it. I
(06:01):
just know that mal I guess is the daughter of Malificus.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I don't know. We just we love the descendants. So
she had gotten a descendant's book. This book was.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
So confusing that as I'm reading it in the passenger
seat to the kids, me and Steve are looking at
each other and.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
We're like, this makes no sense.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
And I now am standing on this hill forever that
ninety percent of children's books actually.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Make no sense whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
And I need to know if I'm alone or do parents, grandparents,
ant's uncles Phiel this way because I'm reading this and
I'm like Steve, I don't even know what they're talking about,
like it it made no sense to me whatsoever. But
yet sweet Emma and sweet Cooper in the back seat
were like, well, you know beer, because of course, remember
(06:51):
they call me beer because they can't say Blair beer.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
This is how it, this is what it means. And
I'm like, huh, Like I have an educated one, I
have a master's degree. I don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You start reading some doctor Seuss books, and I love
Doctor Seuss books, but you start reading some of those
and you're like, why didn't why didn't Pop just stand up?
Why does everybody have to hop on them?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, it's so confusing to me, and yet it makes
so much sense to their little, tiny, little human brain.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
It's like green eggs and ham, well that's salmonella.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
And so I'm sitting here thinking maybe we should write
a children's book because it doesn't have to make sense.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Well, then good, we'll just write the first page. We'll
leave a bunch of them blank in the middle, and
then we'll.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Save the end, the end, the end. I can't be
the only one that feels this way though.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Oh five to five grave zero, giving you all the
warm fuzzies and whatnot. It's the good good on the
Spencer Grave show we back the blue and support our
men and women who wear the badge, including the canine officers.
And how about Cane Cane nine officer Meatball who found
a boy stuck waist deep in a swamp over a
(08:05):
mile away from where the young boy lives. That's where
canine was able to get out to him and drag
him back to safety.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I mean, you hear these stories and you think, wow,
how do they do what they do?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
How do they continue to do what they do? And
I'm just glad that they do.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I'm not gonna lie to you. I'd be a little
worried if a canine officer rolled up I found out
his name was Meatball and they were putting him outain
the water. I'm like, he's.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, I'm gonna be worried. But again, they'll figure it out.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
What color is my hair?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Your hair is brown? What your hair is brown?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I feel like I've been living a lie. So I
was born blonde. I'm the only blonde in my family.
Everybody else is a brunette.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You're not a blonde.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And every identifier I have, every piece of identification says
I'm a blonde. I was out the other day and
somebody was like, what color is your hair? And I said, well,
if you can't tell blonde, and they went, no, it's
strawberry blonde. I went, wait, what what? So then I
asked somebody else and they go, no, your hair's brown,
(09:10):
and I'm like, hang on a minute, that can't be
true at all. Why is it brown to you?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I've never, once since I have known Spencer Graves existed,
thought you had blonde hair.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Really, it is funny that you.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Bring up though about like all the identifications saying that
you're a blonde, because what color would you think my
hair was?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Well, your real color or what you have at manufacturing.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Right now, right today.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
But that's the thing. You have fake blonde hair. Real
blonde hair looks like what I have. Yours is made
out of the box.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
That's not even blonde.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
But you're lick.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
I'm starting to be concerned that you might need to
see an eye doctor.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
When's the last time you went to see an I doctor?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Look, that's blonde hair. I am showing her pictures of
me on my phone from.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
What nineteen sixty three?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
All right, easy with that? I hear that it does happen.
Though my dad was blonde when he was little, and
now he's got dark brown here. My brother was never blonde,
he always had brown here. My mom always had brown hair.
So maybe it's maybe I'm just going through the change
now in my elder state of being forty two.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Through it, you have been through and you are living
in it. You are a brunette. I mean, I can
hook you up with somebody if you really want to
be a blonde. My hairstyles is.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Great because that a'll look like eminem back in the day.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
You will.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I've got a picture slapped up on Spencer Grave Show
on Instagram and Facebook. Just give me your vote and
I'll put maybe I'll put up a couple there. That
way you can say whether or not you think I'm
blonde or brunette. Blair, We've had a lot of people
engaging with the post trying to determine if I'm blonde
or brunette. I apparently have been living a lie basically
on what you're saying. Blair.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, I mean, look, it's okay to go ahead and
admit that you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I won't go as far.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
As to say, like, hey, you know, this is a
flat out lie, Spencer. I just think that you haven't
come to terms with it.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Now, this happens to people. Some people are born a
different hair color and then as they get older it changes.
That happened to you.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
When I was born. I was born black handed, and
then it turned to blonde and stayed blonde until I
was about in middle school, no way. And then then
when I got to high school, I started dying it
because it was just it had turned to a dishwater
blonde and I didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I've never heard the phrase dishwater blonde. Okay, So just
to shorten this up and make it quick for everybody,
you were born with super dark hair. Then it went blonde,
and then it started to kind of mix and mash,
and then it was dishwater blonde. New term. None of
us have heard that. Maybe that's on the government papers I.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Can put down.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I could tell you something else that my mother called it,
but I don't think I say it on air.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Well wait, what would she call it? Got it? Okay? Well, yeah,
you can't say all that. You can say some of it,
but that's perfectly fine. Okay. So maybe that's the deal.
Maybe my hair is just going through a change, but
I'm still I'm looking at it right now and I
just feel like it's still blonde. I can see that
there's darker spots.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, look it.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Makes me sound like a leopard, but I'm not.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
It happens. It was weird. I mean, I've got baby
pictures where it was black and then it just it
turned blonde.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
That's wild. Thank you very much for joining us this morning.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
All right, Thanks man, y'all.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Have a good day you as well. So maybe that's
what I'm going through, Blair. Maybe I'm going through a
little bit of a transition. But does it happen this
late in life? Or I figured that was something that
happened when you were a teenager.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
First of all, with you being a year older today,
you're just becoming more delusional because you are burnette.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
All right. If you want to see the picture, you
can jump on Facebook, Instagram, wherever. It's on the station's Facebook.
It's also on Spencer Grave Show. Put your boats in?
Am I blonder? Am I actually brunette? It's How Country
are You? On the Spencer Grave Show. We're you from Felicia.
(13:00):
So the times that you've played How Country are You?
How have you done well?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
One time I got a ten out of ten.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Okay, so on a scale of one to country, how
country are you today?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I'm feeling a little seven and a half huntry. Okay,
it's been a long not at work. I'm just getting off,
so I'm not very country this work?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
All right, let's do it. I've got three questions for you,
and then we'll give you a score at the end.
Why did George Straight get sent home from school one day?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Oh my gosh, oh man, you would ask me up?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Got a fight?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah? I got to sit home from school Monday with
a shiner. There you go. He had a shiner, eyes,
eye and fighting. No matter what the reason was a
no go. Here's question number two. What did you catch
when you were fishing that wasn't a fish?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yes, a limb brim as I like to call him,
or a tree pounder.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Well, we call it a fish stick.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Fish stick is also a solid, solid name. All right?
Final question? Why did you buy a perfectly good shirt
just to cut the sleeves off?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Locause I was going to a country concert?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Nice? What show? I always see this at Rock the South.
I feel like everybody bought a perfectly good shirt and
then they were like, you know, If I just cut
the sleeves off of that, it's going to be good
to go.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
I went to Mardi Gral one year and I bought
the cutest shirt ever, and instead of the sleeves getting
cut off, the whole neck.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Of it got cut off. Why huh what happened? It's
Marty Grawl, nicely done. Today you're seven point three, which
is good.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I think Zach Bryan needs to just calm down a
little bit. Over the weekend, Gavin Adcock was playing a show.
Zach Bryan showed up. I don't even know if it
was like a festival or if he was on the bill,
like why he was there? But the two were separated
by a chain link fence until Zach Bryan, he climbed
it with the barbed wire on top, got all the
way over. There were like thirty people in between. They
didn't throw any punches, nothing, but they were screaming at
(15:08):
each other. I have an incredibly stupid bet going on
with a friend of mine. It's a ten year bet.
We're into year three, so there's seven years left and
it's a ten thousand dollars bet.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Though Okay, wait a minute, I'm gonna need a lot
more details.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
So you remember the name Stetson Bennett. He was a
quarterback at the University of Georgia and everybody was like, Oh,
this guy's incredibly who's a walk on? And then he
won two national championships. He gets selected by the Los
Angeles Rams, he goes as a rookie. He ends up
pulling away from the team for undisclosed reasons. They never
really talked about it. He was big into the party
(15:45):
scene and alcohol, and everybody was like, maybe it's drugs,
maybe it's rehab, maybe it's alcoholism. Who knows.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Buddy of mine is a giant Georgia fan, and he
said to me, they're gonna make a movie about that
guy one day. And I said, they won't make a
movie about that guy in the next ten years. I
don't see it. What is it going to be like
the Kurt Warner story, you know, Like, I just I
don't see it. He'd have to win a Super Bowl
(16:12):
and it would have to be from rags to riches
kind of thing. I don't see a movie. He goes,
I bet you ten thousand dollars, and I go, I'll
take that back. So he just wished me a happy birthday,
So I said on the thing, I go, thanks so much,
seven years left until you pay me ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Okay, So when you say movie, did y'all specify?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oh no, we talked about it like if it's a
lifetime movie, if it's not, if it's like Airbud, if
it's straight to DVD. It could be anything.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
No, I'm talking like movie or documentary or TV special.
Did y'all get very specific in those categories.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
It has to be a movie. It can't start him,
and it can't be about his life. It has to
be like you know, somebody is playing stets inventet. Well,
he finally commented back after I said a couple of
years left on that stets invented movie. He goes, it'll
get made.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So he's still standing his ground, like, look, I don't
know this forrind of yours, and I'm not calling him dumb.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I'm just saying he doesn't make smart bets.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I don't know why I have these bets with friends
of mine. Though I have another bet with a buddy
of mine. I said the Foo Fighters were the last
great rock band, and he goes, no way. Greta Van
Fleet is amazing, and I said, Greta van Fleet won't
have a hit in the next five years. And I
have them saved in my phone from the day we
made the bet to five years later. I have it
(17:31):
and it'll say Josh Holloman needs to pay up.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I love the commitment because most of the time, Listen,
most of the time, when I make a bet with.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
A brand, it's like, within ten days, you're over here.
Like long term commitment, because okay, I like it.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I'm playing for big bucks here. I'm not screwing around
with like a couple dollars. But I do wonder if
there are people that have long term bets with friends
of theirs, what are the details, just like you heard
us talk about, I want to know what I'm going
to be fighting for for you. I want to protect you.
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