September 16, 2025 • 30 mins
Spencer ran into an "ish" person this weekend! He was invited to a pool party and asked what time. They hit him with "11-ish." What time does that really mean? It divided us!
Kucera kicked some tail while sitting on the beach during How Country Are Ya!
Spencer had a snake in his kitchen. We talked to Mark who removes them in Alabama and people shared what they would burn their house down over!
Kucera kicked some tail while sitting on the beach during How Country Are Ya!
Spencer had a snake in his kitchen. We talked to Mark who removes them in Alabama and people shared what they would burn their house down over!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you an Ish person? What do you mean the
type of person when your friends say what time do
you want us to come over? And you say eleven ish?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't say it to people, but I find myself actually,
now now that we sit here and talk this through, you.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Do say it.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I do.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay. So if you told your friend, if you said
to me, hey, come over to the house around eleven ish,
what time is that really eleven? So then why not
just say eleven?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Maybe I'm trying to pretend like I'm gonna go with
the flowgal, but I'm actually not a go with the
flowgal at all.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So this happened to me recently. I've got some good
friends and they were getting ready to have kind of
an end to summer. They're not closing their pool, but
they want everybody over. So we did a brunch. They
had a bunch of Mimosa's beer, liquor, you name it,
and they had the pool and we had football on.
So it was just a really cool time. Well, I
had texted the day before and I said what time
(01:01):
do you want me to be there? Because you know me,
I'm extremely punctual, So I said, what time do you
want me to be there, and they said eleven ish.
And for people who are punctual, eleven ish and don't fly, No,
I need to hear ten forty five, eleven o'clock, eleven fifteen,
eleven thirty. So when I hear somebody say eleven ish,
(01:25):
ten ish, I immediately think, give them a grace period
of fifteen to thirty minutes. Don't show up before fifteen
to thirty minutes after the time they said. So eleven
ish means eleven fifteen or eleven thirty you show up
in that window.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It is funny to me because, like, again, we hadn't
talked about this, but when I saysh, I actually made
the exact time. So then I would be offended if
somebody showed up late, you know what I mean, Like
if someone said eleven ish to me, in my mind,
I interpret that to anything after eleven is fine, but
(02:00):
like eleven would be preferable.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
But if you showy, yeah, exactly, you can't show up early.
So I'm thinking if you told me eleven ish, I'm
thinking you're thinking a little later, but not nearly close
to noon, so stay on the front side of the thirty.
Like That's how I look.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
At it all of my friends that are listening. If
I say ish, it's actually just the exact time. Don't
get it confused. I haven't changed in the last twenty
four hours.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
We put this up on the Spencer Grave Show Instagram story,
and the times were kind of weird. I said, if
somebody said to you, eleven ish, what time are you
expecting to go over there? We had ranges from ten
forty five all the way to eleven thirty. And I
was floored by that because I would assume that any
time we have that difference of opinion, it would never
(02:48):
be before the actual time.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
No, I would say, you can't show up early, which
is kind of like a That didn't work for me either,
because typically I like to be where I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Going to be.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Even if I'm not walking into the house, I'm sitting
out in your driveway. I'm sitting, you know, pretending like
I'm doing something else.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Doing that fake phone call.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh yeah, the fake phone call is coming handy multiple times.
So I'm shocked that, like before the time came in
because I wouldn't interpret it that way at all.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Maybe people can justify it with us this morning, a
five to five Grave zero if somebody gives you a
time and slapssh on there? What time do you actually
have to be there when people say ish, like I'll
give you a For instance, this weekend, I was invited
to a friend's pool party for brunch some day drinking,
hanging by the pool watching football. I asked him in text,
what time do you want me to be there? Because
(03:37):
I am mister punctual and they said eleven ish. Well,
I don't know what time that is. I'm thinking that's
a little after the time eleven fifteen eleven thirty. Somewhere
in that window Blair you were saying it's dead on.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I mean, that's how I take it.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And again I try to be like one of these cool,
laid beg go with the flow people.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
That's not me.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
So that's when I say eleven ish, please show up
at eleven.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Gina eight five five grave zero when somebody says ish, so.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
That could be ten till to ten.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
After seeing Blair and I were talking about it, we
would never want to be early. If somebody said eleven
ish to me, I'm thinking eleven fifteen to eleven thirty.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Hmm, okay, not me, but okay, So what.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Do you think of Gina saying ten before ten after.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
We can't be before, like, it can only be the
exact time and a little after.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
What if somebody said ten forty five ish? That would
blow my mind?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Like there's just no need, there's ten thirty or eleven.
Pick your time, Just tell me what time to be there.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
James, you actually think that it's different. It's much earlier
a five to five grave zero listener.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Somebody say eleven ish, that means you're show up for about
ten thirty a half geograp you know I want you to
put the skirts on the panel. Whoever thinks that I
want to do? That's what I'm mean if I say
that's what I'm mean, Blair.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Is that what you mean when you say, ish, it's
show up at this time so you can help me
prepare and get the party ready?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
You know me?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Well, well, Spencer, No, like see, I'm getting anxiety thinking
about that.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
No, let me set up my own.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Things and then just come when it's all complete. Yes,
don't show up when it's fantastic when it's under construction.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
But I will give him credit that he even knew
what table skirts and stuff was like he was trying.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
He knows a five to five graves zero Ashley, thanks
for hanging on. What's going on?
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Hey, No, I was just calling. Y'all are talking about
the time frame of the eleven ish So whence almost
is eleven ish, I'm taking eleven thirty right?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And why eleven thirty because that that to me is
at the back end, Like that's the farthest you can
get away from eleven ish and not be close to
twelve ish exactly.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
So if you wanted to be there a to eleven,
you should have sit eleven.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
But then why wouldn't you think it? But why wouldn't
somebody just say eleven thirty?
Speaker 9 (06:05):
Then?
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Yeah, yeah, I think people will just say, don't really
care when you show up? If they say ISH, they're
not really that press all the time. Just get there
when you can. Just I wouldn't be past eleven thirty.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Maybe it's the thing is we just need to eliminate
ISH because.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Yeah, I can't agree with that.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Because everybody can interpret it differently, And I'm learning that
I never need to use it again with my friends
because no wonder they've been showing up ten fifteen minutes
like Blair, You're giving them an opportunity to not.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
So what if we do this instead of saying eleven ish?
What if we all just make a decision that you
show up at nine minutes after whatever time they say absolutely,
because it's just a ridiculous number. Like I'm waiting on
showing up at eleven oh nine because you didn't tell
me eleven, eleven, ten, eleven fifteen. I'm showing up at
a crazy number.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
This is all.
Speaker 10 (07:00):
This is.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
No invitation going because he would literally he just enjoys
stressing me out, just to be.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Mad that I have a spice of life that you
don't have. That's okay, I don't.
Speaker 11 (07:13):
Want that SPUs only edge.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yes, Ashley gets it. Thank you, Ashley, You and I
will start showing up in places eleven oh nine if
they say eleven is that sounds perfect?
Speaker 8 (07:23):
That sounds perfect.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Thanks Ashley, have a great day.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Thanks you all too.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Blair. We didn't talk about this yesterday, but we need
to talk college footballs. So Alabama absolutely has shown out
since their opening week loss, and they've done an absolutely
great job. But you know who I'm most impressed by.
I am most impressed by Auburn man. Auburn has come
(07:49):
out swinging, fighting, throwing, punches and winning. They're three and oh,
but they're still only ranked twenty second, And it's crazy
to me.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I have a couple of friends that are big Auburn fans,
and I'm excited I did for them, Like I feel
like it was had gotten to a point of it
just being sad over the last couple of seasons. I
think we can all agree to that. So I'm excited
for him, But I'm like you, I think it's totally
disrespectful that they're still in the twenties.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, it was crazy to me to see that. And
that's pretty much all that happened this weekend in college football.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
So oh no, no, what there was something else?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Wait, what happened in Tennessee? I didn't see the.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Game, heartbreak, devastation.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I thought, hang out. I thought when we talked last week,
they were playing who Georgia? Yeah, yeah, we talked last
week and I said, hey, I have a feeling George
is gonna win. You were like, no way, this is
our year. We're going to the SEC Championship, We're winning
the national championship. We're going there's no way. So what happened?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Well, there's this kid goo dogs.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
What happened, Well, you just got to put all Thanksgiving
Christmas this big time you and Miss Vivian with y'all's
go dogs.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Bull.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
What happened was we had the game in the palm
of our hands and our kicker decides to I don't know,
forget why he's there. All kidding aside, I want to
say it is not just his fault. There's a lot
of people, and I will stand on this for the
rest of my life that are attacking this kid.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Our team shouldn't have put it in the position for
it to all land on one kid's shoulders.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
So obviously I watched the game. Okay, I'm gonna tell
you thought. I thought Tennessee looked incredible. In the first
they had twenty one points up on Georgia. I was like, Man,
Tennessee's running away with this. Blair is going to be
so pumped on Monday. And then all of a sudden,
it got really tight by halftime, and I started getting
text messages from people I can't wait to see what
Blair is going to say on this show. When when
(09:55):
we finally talked.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
About it, my box was blown up.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Blair's going to be losing in her mind, Man Tennessee
is going to rout Georgia all this stuff. And then
when it came down to the kick, the one that
you're referenced seven seconds, you did not get to see
what we all got to see on TV. They zoomed
so tight into that kid's eyes.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Oh no, they did it on the Jumbo Tronto.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
The fear on his face. I knew he was gonna
miss it for it, and I said, in front of
all my friends, I go, this kid's missing the kick. Yeah,
and he shanked it and they put they put a
graphic underneath and said he has never had a game
winning field goal or a game tying field goal in
his career, and it stinks because he has to be
able to try that one time. At least he made
(10:38):
the next kick that happened in overtime, but then they
scored a touchdown the game was over.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Here's the thing that I think, and I'm not saying
I wished he would have missed it by any means,
but the fact that he made basically the exact same
kick in overtime was just like taking the knife out
of my heart and stabbing me all over again.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
And I'll tell you everybody.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Our section, our season tickets are right next to the
student section. We were prepping at seven seconds for what
we were about to do. The security, all the security
on the field was prepping, and I looked over at
Bobby D because he thought that it went in where
we sit at our seats. Sometimes the angle isn't best
when it comes to field golds, so he legitimately thought
(11:23):
we made it. And the look of happiness on Bobby
D's face and then I was like, no data.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
He didn't get its wides.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I'll say this, it was a different kind of loss.
Like most of the time in the past when I've
left Neeland Stadium and it has been a loss, I'm angry,
I'm mad, I'm punching walls. I'm not behaving in a
classy manner.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Let's just put it that way.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
This one just hurt. It just it hurt. And I
will say the icing on the cake.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
On the way home, we stopped at McDonald's and I
ordered some of their snack wraps without lettuce, because you know,
I have a thing with cold lettuce on warm meat,
and they put lettuce on it, and that like that's
what sent me after everything all day McDonald's and Pigeon
Forde sent me over.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
You had everybody who is a fan of another SEC
team all rooting against I will say.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
This, you know, not this weekend, but next weekend.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I can't wait to join in with all these Alabama
fans that were rooting for Georgia because Alabama and Georgia
plays so clearly we're going to continue to pull for
Georgia right next weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
So give me that school dog.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
No, I'll do it in two weeks when they play
out there.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Sorry, Blair, but I loved it.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I'm sure there's a lot of people that did.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
I don't know if you've seen it or not, but
I noticed there's a video on Facebook and it's showing
this woman says my husband is the reason Tennessee lost
the game, and he's got a leap for it to
tell vision and he's saying.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
That, Yeah, I did see that.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
But I am a roll tied fan all the way.
So I'm sorry, Blair, but I love that game Saturday.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
That's okay.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I'm gonna return the favorite to all the Alabama fans
next weekend.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Wow, Georgia, you know what they say?
Speaker 9 (13:20):
If we want them all we wouldn't need other football teams.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I see, I see.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
What you're doing there. But uh, next week but I mean.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
We can't stay on comp forever.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
We got we hate.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Don't apologize.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I'm just like, I'm never gonna apologize for sticking by
my team.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
You can stick by yours.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I'm just again next weekend, gonna return the favor to
all the Alabama fans who decided to pull for Georgia
this past week.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Benjie, thank you, and just for everybody. Cool dog nog, Yeah, yeah,
I hope you.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Let's save this audio for next weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's How country are You? On The Spencer Grave Show. Sarah,
where are you from?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
I'm from tam Creek.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Is it nice this morning?
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Well, actually I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I'm at the beach, So the answer is yes, it's
nice at the beach, all right. On a scale of
one of the country, how country are you.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
I'm pretty country, So let's go with about an eight.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I've got confidence in here. I think you got this.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
That's what happens when you're at the beach. You get
all that confidence you go, you get confidence early in
the morning, and then you get drunk in the middle
of the day. All right, here we go. Three questions,
answering the best that you can name a woman who's
been on a syrup bottle?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Umm ain't you MoMA?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Nice missus? Buttersworth was the other one, nicely done. How
have you tried using redneck ingenuity in your life?
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Well, that's been several times, I would say. When I
tried to use bailing twine to tie up a gift.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Oh, like a present.
Speaker 12 (15:00):
Fool.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Some might say that person never had such a hard
time opening a gift either, because once you tie that stuff,
ty boy, it is hard to get through.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
No.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
I fact, we had to get an off.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Actually, all right. Final question, what's your go to Southern phrase?
Speaker 6 (15:18):
You go, girl?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
That's how you say it, just like that, like do
it on Blair?
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Do you go girl?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Okay, there it is.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Yeah, I heard it now. When she was actually saying, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Blair, what is your go to Southern phrase?
Speaker 5 (15:32):
I say, wa, already. Then that's kind of my.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
If I'm out golfing and somebody hits a nice shot,
I'll say that dog will hunt every time. And I'm like,
I don't know why I always say that, but I do.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Nicely done. Today you got an eight point four which
is great. Also, we also have tickets to Jason al
Dean for his show in a couple of weeks at
the Coke Coo Amphitheater.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Oh my word, Oh yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Blair's something in my house yesterday that I'm pretty sure
you would have run out of yours and set the
place on fire.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Ooh, I bet I know what this is, then, because
I'm very specific on why I would set my house
on fire.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Why would you set your house on fire.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
If a snake came on to my property?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Ooh, not even with a house, just the property. Yes,
got it?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Okay, burn it down, burn it down, baby, watch it burn.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Woke up getting ready to go to the radio station
to kick off the Spencer Grave Show. I had Zeus
and Thorm, my pit bull puppies, getting ready to go
out the back door to go to the bathroom. I
walk around my kitchen island and what do I see?
A snake in your house? In my house staring at
my dishwasher. Why I don't know. So I just turned
the corner. I looked down at him, and I go, well, hey, buddy,
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what are you doing in here? Then I started to
panic because I was like, I'm not one hundred percent
sure what kind it is. It's a juvenile. I've heard
that if they're venomous one, the juveniles tend to be
worse because they haven't controlled their mouth yet. In fact,
my buddy Mark is on a FI five Grave zero.
He removes snakes from people's homes in Alabama. Is that
(17:03):
true about the juvenile ones, that they don't really know
their mouth so they can be worse off for you?
Speaker 12 (17:08):
Actually, it's not quite true in most cases. It's just
a myth.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Okay, all right. So when I'm looking down at this
and it's three fifteen in the morning, I turn on
all the lights and then I start putting my plan together.
How am I going to get this snake safely into
something where I can get this back outside? Because I
don't want to kill the thing. So I go into Yeah,
I go because I'm not a big fan of that, like,
especially if they're non venomous. If they're non venomous, most
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of the time they're really good like rat snakes, king snakes,
all that kind of suf But I'll have.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
A question if an unwanted person came into your house
and was sitting in front of your dishwasher staring at
it at three fifteen in the morning, would you shoot.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yes, but I would have a lot more questions for
that person, not a sleep.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I'm just saying, I feel like we should give this
snake the same courtesy we would give if somebody else
broke in unwanted. You were not invited, You're unwanted. There
is absolutely no need for you to be here.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Mark. Here's what I've done. I've taken a picture. I've
sent it to you if you want to take a
look at it. Because when I saw that thing in
the morning, part of me was like, this could be
one of the bad ones, but it could just be
a fine one. So I need you to identify that
for me, if you don't mind.
Speaker 12 (18:19):
Yes, sir, that picture that you just said it is
a rat snake. You know, a lot of people, depending
on what part of Alabama you get in some of
the similar terms that we use or we hear for
a rat snake or chicken snake, some people call them
black snakes. If you get up North Alabama and then
down to South Alabama, they call them a white oak snake.
You know, Unfortunately, these guys are the ones that you know,
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we have the most issues with finding their ways into
a home. You know, obviously more so than a venomous snake.
At least forty nine out of fifty times is going
to be a non venomous snake. Recently, we did have
a rattlesnake in a home down at Tuskegee, but the
lady left her door wide open. And you know, some
of the commonplaces that we get them entering homes or
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around our door sweeps, the weather stripping around doors. You know,
right now it's fall, it's not too terrible temperatures. Sometimes,
you know, it doesn't shut too tight, you know, to
keep a snake from from being able to have easy entryway.
That guy that you had, Thankfully you were quick, quick
on your feet. You seen the guy before you stepped
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on it. But at least it was a non venomous snake.
You were able to get your wits about you and
and notice, you know, hey, without panicking, because panicking, you know,
obviously you'll make irrational decisions and go above and beyond
to do something that otherwise you might not do.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
There go so see I did something right yesterday, Blair
by not overreacting now I did get a lot of
people who reached out to me and they said, how
did that snake get in your house? And I answered
all of them was I don't know. He didn't tell
me when I asked, Okay, one of the pities.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I want to be friends with you, sir, because if
I ever need you, I want you to like me
and come and save the day.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
You're telling me not to overreact.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I you know how most people in Alabama might sleep
with a weapon of some sorts near their bed. I
sleep with a candlelighter to light the place on fire
if I were to lever sleep in my house. There
is audio somewhere where a couple of years ago, my
husband tried to trick me on April Fool's Day. I
didn't realize it was April fools Day, and he tried
to tell me there was a snake in the garage.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
I need to try to find that audio for.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
You, because let's just say it went on a lot
longer than even Bobby d would allow it to mark.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
You must have got great stories of showing up two
people I'm not even going to just say women, but
people losing their absolute mind, and you realize this is
just a regular old garter snake.
Speaker 12 (20:53):
You wouldn't believe the different scenarios that I'm faced with
day to day. I enjoy what I do, what I
do when I have a bad day. If I get
a snake call a lot of times that helps with
my day, not only because one I'm doing what I love,
but would tell you you know, there's going to be
a pretty comical story to go behind a lot of
these snakes.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Well, if you guys want more information, you can get
in touch with my buddy Marky's with Alabama Snake Removers.
You can find them on Facebook.
Speaker 12 (21:19):
And if I can come out of your house and
look around you give me a call anytime I got you.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Thanks, Mary, appreciate it.
Speaker 12 (21:24):
You have a good day.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You know what's funny is when I was talking about
this with a couple of people yesterday, they were they
were talking like you and I were talking I would
set my house on fire. But then I brought up
to a friend of mine. I was like, yeah, if
I'm a snake, and you know what she said to me,
Thank God it wasn't a spider. I'm like a spider.
She goes, if I see a spider in my house,
I'm setting my house on fire with a spider.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, now I won't go that far, but the snake's like,
now I'm feeling the need to burn my house down
just because we're talking about it.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
It gives you the hebgb's, doesn't. It's kind of like
when you think something's on you but it's not. If
you're somebody that has an aversion to a pest of
any kind and they got into your house, you would
you would contemplate setting your house on fire. What is it?
Eight five five graves zero? What are you setting your
house on fire for? If it gets in.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
A roach or a spider?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Why roaches?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Because number one, they quadruple like you can see one
and then the next day you see five hundred. And
I'm just not all about that line.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Even a water bug.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
I mean, I hit it.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
No, you make a valid point. I'm adding something to
my list.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Now, Like you would have lost your mind if you
were on family vacation with me in Florida when I
was a kid, because I went to put on my
shoe and they have pullmeto bugs down there, and one
of them came running out of my shoe and the
devil's alive.
Speaker 9 (22:40):
So they can have that whole hotel.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
I'm going valid.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Thank you, have a great morning, you too, Rachel. Why
are you setting your house on.
Speaker 10 (22:51):
Fire if I see a roach?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Roaches has become very popular. I feel like that's a
little bit of an over reaction because in the South
they're always around.
Speaker 10 (23:02):
Yes, but I had a comment about Mark the snake. Guys, Yeah,
he is awesome.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Oh you've used him.
Speaker 10 (23:11):
I have used him for three and a half foot.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Rattlesnake in your house.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
God no, not in my house. He was in my
driveway sun bathing and I didn't have the heart to
kill him, so I called him and he was like,
I can be there in about ten or fifteen minutes.
So I literally had to stand there and babysits this
rattlesnake for and the rattlesnakes. So I'm sitting there and
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the rattlesnake's looking at me like what are you doing?
And so he starts trying to get off my driveway
into the woods, and they blend in so well you
lose them quickly. So I'm following him, and he kept
stopping and looking at me, and we would just have
a stair off and then he'd go again, and I'd
be like, no, no, wait, come back, come back, and I'm
talking to him the whole time, and he wouldn't be still,
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and so I called Mark back and I'm like, how
much longer until you can get here? I'm dying. He's
trying to get away and like I can't. I don't
know what to do, and he's like, well, just I'm
almost there. So I ended up having to get a
stick and like try to pick him up and poke
at him. But he finally called up and sat there
and we had a stare off contest until Mark got there.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Well, Michelle, it was.
Speaker 10 (24:21):
The longest fifteen minutes of my life.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Michelle is trying to become one with the snakes.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
No, well, did I get what you mean?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Well, I would have I would have the heart unfortunately
or whatever. But I also understand you like wanting to
keep your eye on it because like it's not good
enough that he's just not there, Like now I need
to know that he's never going to come back, right.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
Well, so, so, okay, this is a cool thing about Mark.
He put him in a box and he actually this
particular snake was going to the university. I think of Kentucky.
They were doing some kind of study on something, and
so he was going to go there for a couple
of months, be a participant and the study, and then
he was going to bring it back and re release
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on in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
That's like, that's like the story that your parents told
you about why your dog died. They were like, he
just went to live on a farm.
Speaker 10 (25:12):
Well, yeah, yes, I believe that was my parents. They
probably told me lots of stories like that. But with Mark,
I can say he does release from that.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Michelle, thank you. We appreciate your time today.
Speaker 9 (25:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (25:24):
You have a goodwin.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
You two a five to five graves zero. Rachel, why
are you burning your house down?
Speaker 11 (25:30):
Cockroaches?
Speaker 5 (25:31):
That's the third person answer.
Speaker 11 (25:34):
Yeah. No, grew up going to my grandmother's house. She
lived outside of Montgomery, and I remember those big water
bug cockroaches coming in underneath the door while I was
playing on the floor. I'll burn it down.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
And once you get one in your house, you start
to feel them crawling on your skin and there's nothing.
Speaker 11 (25:54):
There even talking about it now, my skin is.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yes, me too, me too.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I'm just like, can we move on now? Because this
is starting to get a little creepy.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
So are you a screamer if you see one of these?
Or do you try to keep your cool and not panic.
Speaker 11 (26:07):
I try to keep my cool, not panic. But it
doesn't always happen.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Got it? Everybody within a five to ten mile radius
knows that there's one in your house.
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Yeah, I go and I find my husband. I said,
you got to go deal with that. It happens. I'm
the snake person, Like, if there's a snake in the house,
I'm the one who's catching it.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Oh no, but a cockroach you call in reinforcements.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (26:29):
I can deal with snakes. I can deal with spiders.
That cockroaches ain't happening.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Thank you, Rachel, have an awesome day, you.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Too, by bye.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
What's up Blue Anne? Hi, y'all we're great. We were
talking about what would have to end up in your
house for you to set on fire.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
A big, hairy spider, and I am so burning it down.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
How many people say spiders and roaches over snakes.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Well, spiders are hairy, they have too many legs and
they don't right.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
You know what's gonna happen though, And I'm just sharing this.
You're gonna burn your house down. It's gonna be nothing
but rubble ashes and some smoldering smoke, and you're gonna
see that big Harry spider come walking out unscared, probably sooked.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Probably so. The other day I was at my daughter's
waiting on my grandchildren to get off the bus, and
I went to the restroom and glanced in her shower
and a spider as big as the drain opening was
in her hour. And we don't smoke, so I don't
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have a lighter. I couldn't. I didn't have any bug spray.
I mean I would have porched it with the airspray
and the lighter.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Sometimes you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
And then I kept exactly and then I kept thinking, well,
I can't let this be here when the babies come home.
So but I can't leave because if it walks away,
then I've lost it. And now it's in the house
with my grandchildren.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
So what do I do.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
So I've stood there fighting this thing and torturing a
poor spider. I didn't because I can't touch it. I
can't get close enough to stop it because they could
jump and suck to my face.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Best spider is walking around smelling like pot pourri. For
the rest of its week Oh.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
He Charlie smells like hairspray.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Absolutely good. Over the weekend. You might not have heard
this news, but Zach Bryan climbed a chainling fence and
then over barbed wire to try to fight Gavin Adcock.
It was so bizarre. The two never actually threw fists.
There were too many people involved that were keeping them
away from each other. You could just tell that Zach
Brian was really ticked off. Well, Gavin said this after, I.
Speaker 13 (28:53):
Don't think Zach Brian's a very good person. He wasn't
locked out of the festival. He had been there all
day with his multiple secure the guards before my said
I was standing outside. He pulls up in a pickup
truck outside the gate and starts giving out threats. So
I just decided to stir him up to the point
where he jumped over the fence. I don't think anybody
scared a Zach Bryan. I'm just an adult, and fighting
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him with only meant going to jail, missing my set
and falling into a Zach Bryan lawsuit. And we all
know he likes to manipulate people with money. And I'll
be praying for him to get better because he sure
needs it.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Gavin continues to troll Zach Bryan.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I mean, haven't they had beef for quite a while?
I forget, I forget how this all started initially.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Do you remember you got.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Three people that don't like Gavin Adcock, Morgan Walling, Charlie
Crockett and Zach Bryan. He's gone after all of them
for different reasons.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Alrighty, then, all right, so well, at least they didn't
fight for now yet.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Morgan brought him out on the road when he filled
in for l Langley.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
YEA sometow she gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Keep your friends close, but your enemy is close to
one of those things exactly
Are you an Ish person? What do you mean the
type of person when your friends say what time do
you want us to come over? And you say eleven ish?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't say it to people, but I find myself actually,
now now that we sit here and talk this through, you.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Do say it.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I do.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay. So if you told your friend, if you said
to me, hey, come over to the house around eleven ish,
what time is that really eleven? So then why not
just say eleven?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Maybe I'm trying to pretend like I'm gonna go with
the flowgal, but I'm actually not a go with the
flowgal at all.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So this happened to me recently. I've got some good
friends and they were getting ready to have kind of
an end to summer. They're not closing their pool, but
they want everybody over. So we did a brunch. They
had a bunch of Mimosa's beer, liquor, you name it,
and they had the pool and we had football on.
So it was just a really cool time. Well, I
had texted the day before and I said what time
(01:01):
do you want me to be there? Because you know me,
I'm extremely punctual, So I said, what time do you
want me to be there, and they said eleven ish.
And for people who are punctual, eleven ish and don't fly, No,
I need to hear ten forty five, eleven o'clock, eleven fifteen,
eleven thirty. So when I hear somebody say eleven ish,
(01:25):
ten ish, I immediately think, give them a grace period
of fifteen to thirty minutes. Don't show up before fifteen
to thirty minutes after the time they said. So eleven
ish means eleven fifteen or eleven thirty you show up
in that window.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It is funny to me because, like, again, we hadn't
talked about this, but when I saysh, I actually made
the exact time. So then I would be offended if
somebody showed up late, you know what I mean, Like
if someone said eleven ish to me, in my mind,
I interpret that to anything after eleven is fine, but
(02:00):
like eleven would be preferable.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
But if you showy, yeah, exactly, you can't show up early.
So I'm thinking if you told me eleven ish, I'm
thinking you're thinking a little later, but not nearly close
to noon, so stay on the front side of the thirty.
Like That's how I look.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
At it all of my friends that are listening. If
I say ish, it's actually just the exact time. Don't
get it confused. I haven't changed in the last twenty
four hours.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
We put this up on the Spencer Grave Show Instagram story,
and the times were kind of weird. I said, if
somebody said to you, eleven ish, what time are you
expecting to go over there? We had ranges from ten
forty five all the way to eleven thirty. And I
was floored by that because I would assume that any
time we have that difference of opinion, it would never
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be before the actual time.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
No, I would say, you can't show up early, which
is kind of like a That didn't work for me either,
because typically I like to be where I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Going to be.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Even if I'm not walking into the house, I'm sitting
out in your driveway. I'm sitting, you know, pretending like
I'm doing something else.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Doing that fake phone call.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh yeah, the fake phone call is coming handy multiple times.
So I'm shocked that, like before the time came in
because I wouldn't interpret it that way at all.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Maybe people can justify it with us this morning, a
five to five Grave zero if somebody gives you a
time and slapssh on there? What time do you actually
have to be there when people say ish, like I'll
give you a For instance, this weekend, I was invited
to a friend's pool party for brunch some day drinking,
hanging by the pool watching football. I asked him in text,
what time do you want me to be there? Because
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I am mister punctual and they said eleven ish. Well,
I don't know what time that is. I'm thinking that's
a little after the time eleven fifteen eleven thirty. Somewhere
in that window Blair you were saying it's dead on.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I mean, that's how I take it.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And again I try to be like one of these cool,
laid beg go with the flow people.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
That's not me.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
So that's when I say eleven ish, please show up
at eleven.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Gina eight five five grave zero when somebody says ish, so.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
That could be ten till to ten.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
After seeing Blair and I were talking about it, we
would never want to be early. If somebody said eleven
ish to me, I'm thinking eleven fifteen to eleven thirty.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Hmm, okay, not me, but okay, So what.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Do you think of Gina saying ten before ten after.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
We can't be before, like, it can only be the
exact time and a little after.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
What if somebody said ten forty five ish? That would
blow my mind?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Like there's just no need, there's ten thirty or eleven.
Pick your time, Just tell me what time to be there.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
James, you actually think that it's different. It's much earlier
a five to five grave zero listener.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Somebody say eleven ish, that means you're show up for about
ten thirty a half geograp you know I want you to
put the skirts on the panel. Whoever thinks that I
want to do? That's what I'm mean if I say
that's what I'm mean, Blair.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Is that what you mean when you say, ish, it's
show up at this time so you can help me
prepare and get the party ready?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
You know me?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Well, well, Spencer, No, like see, I'm getting anxiety thinking
about that.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
No, let me set up my own.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Things and then just come when it's all complete. Yes,
don't show up when it's fantastic when it's under construction.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
But I will give him credit that he even knew
what table skirts and stuff was like he was trying.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
He knows a five to five graves zero Ashley, thanks
for hanging on. What's going on?
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Hey, No, I was just calling. Y'all are talking about
the time frame of the eleven ish So whence almost
is eleven ish, I'm taking eleven thirty right?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And why eleven thirty because that that to me is
at the back end, Like that's the farthest you can
get away from eleven ish and not be close to
twelve ish exactly.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
So if you wanted to be there a to eleven,
you should have sit eleven.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
But then why wouldn't you think it? But why wouldn't
somebody just say eleven thirty?
Speaker 9 (06:05):
Then?
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Yeah, yeah, I think people will just say, don't really
care when you show up? If they say ISH, they're
not really that press all the time. Just get there
when you can. Just I wouldn't be past eleven thirty.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Maybe it's the thing is we just need to eliminate
ISH because.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Yeah, I can't agree with that.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Because everybody can interpret it differently, And I'm learning that
I never need to use it again with my friends
because no wonder they've been showing up ten fifteen minutes
like Blair, You're giving them an opportunity to not.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
So what if we do this instead of saying eleven ish?
What if we all just make a decision that you
show up at nine minutes after whatever time they say absolutely,
because it's just a ridiculous number. Like I'm waiting on
showing up at eleven oh nine because you didn't tell
me eleven, eleven, ten, eleven fifteen. I'm showing up at
a crazy number.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
This is all.
Speaker 10 (07:00):
This is.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
No invitation going because he would literally he just enjoys
stressing me out, just to be.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Mad that I have a spice of life that you
don't have. That's okay, I don't.
Speaker 11 (07:13):
Want that SPUs only edge.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yes, Ashley gets it. Thank you, Ashley, You and I
will start showing up in places eleven oh nine if
they say eleven is that sounds perfect?
Speaker 8 (07:23):
That sounds perfect.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Thanks Ashley, have a great day.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Thanks you all too.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Blair. We didn't talk about this yesterday, but we need
to talk college footballs. So Alabama absolutely has shown out
since their opening week loss, and they've done an absolutely
great job. But you know who I'm most impressed by.
I am most impressed by Auburn man. Auburn has come
(07:49):
out swinging, fighting, throwing, punches and winning. They're three and oh,
but they're still only ranked twenty second, And it's crazy
to me.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I have a couple of friends that are big Auburn fans,
and I'm excited I did for them, Like I feel
like it was had gotten to a point of it
just being sad over the last couple of seasons. I
think we can all agree to that. So I'm excited
for him, But I'm like you, I think it's totally
disrespectful that they're still in the twenties.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, it was crazy to me to see that. And
that's pretty much all that happened this weekend in college football.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
So oh no, no, what there was something else?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Wait, what happened in Tennessee? I didn't see the.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Game, heartbreak, devastation.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I thought, hang out. I thought when we talked last week,
they were playing who Georgia? Yeah, yeah, we talked last
week and I said, hey, I have a feeling George
is gonna win. You were like, no way, this is
our year. We're going to the SEC Championship, We're winning
the national championship. We're going there's no way. So what happened?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Well, there's this kid goo dogs.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
What happened, Well, you just got to put all Thanksgiving
Christmas this big time you and Miss Vivian with y'all's
go dogs.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Bull.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
What happened was we had the game in the palm
of our hands and our kicker decides to I don't know,
forget why he's there. All kidding aside, I want to
say it is not just his fault. There's a lot
of people, and I will stand on this for the
rest of my life that are attacking this kid.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Our team shouldn't have put it in the position for
it to all land on one kid's shoulders.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
So obviously I watched the game. Okay, I'm gonna tell
you thought. I thought Tennessee looked incredible. In the first
they had twenty one points up on Georgia. I was like, Man,
Tennessee's running away with this. Blair is going to be
so pumped on Monday. And then all of a sudden,
it got really tight by halftime, and I started getting
text messages from people I can't wait to see what
Blair is going to say on this show. When when
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we finally talked.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
About it, my box was blown up.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Blair's going to be losing in her mind, Man Tennessee
is going to rout Georgia all this stuff. And then
when it came down to the kick, the one that
you're referenced seven seconds, you did not get to see
what we all got to see on TV. They zoomed
so tight into that kid's eyes.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Oh no, they did it on the Jumbo Tronto.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
The fear on his face. I knew he was gonna
miss it for it, and I said, in front of
all my friends, I go, this kid's missing the kick. Yeah,
and he shanked it and they put they put a
graphic underneath and said he has never had a game
winning field goal or a game tying field goal in
his career, and it stinks because he has to be
able to try that one time. At least he made
(10:38):
the next kick that happened in overtime, but then they
scored a touchdown the game was over.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Here's the thing that I think, and I'm not saying
I wished he would have missed it by any means,
but the fact that he made basically the exact same
kick in overtime was just like taking the knife out
of my heart and stabbing me all over again.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
And I'll tell you everybody.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Our section, our season tickets are right next to the
student section. We were prepping at seven seconds for what
we were about to do. The security, all the security
on the field was prepping, and I looked over at
Bobby D because he thought that it went in where
we sit at our seats. Sometimes the angle isn't best
when it comes to field golds, so he legitimately thought
(11:23):
we made it. And the look of happiness on Bobby
D's face and then I was like, no data.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
He didn't get its wides.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I'll say this, it was a different kind of loss.
Like most of the time in the past when I've
left Neeland Stadium and it has been a loss, I'm angry,
I'm mad, I'm punching walls. I'm not behaving in a
classy manner.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Let's just put it that way.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
This one just hurt. It just it hurt. And I
will say the icing on the cake.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
On the way home, we stopped at McDonald's and I
ordered some of their snack wraps without lettuce, because you know,
I have a thing with cold lettuce on warm meat,
and they put lettuce on it, and that like that's
what sent me after everything all day McDonald's and Pigeon
Forde sent me over.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
You had everybody who is a fan of another SEC
team all rooting against I will say.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
This, you know, not this weekend, but next weekend.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I can't wait to join in with all these Alabama
fans that were rooting for Georgia because Alabama and Georgia
plays so clearly we're going to continue to pull for
Georgia right next weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
So give me that school dog.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
No, I'll do it in two weeks when they play
out there.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Sorry, Blair, but I loved it.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I'm sure there's a lot of people that did.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
I don't know if you've seen it or not, but
I noticed there's a video on Facebook and it's showing
this woman says my husband is the reason Tennessee lost
the game, and he's got a leap for it to
tell vision and he's saying.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
That, Yeah, I did see that.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
But I am a roll tied fan all the way.
So I'm sorry, Blair, but I love that game Saturday.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
That's okay.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I'm gonna return the favorite to all the Alabama fans
next weekend.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Wow, Georgia, you know what they say?
Speaker 9 (13:20):
If we want them all we wouldn't need other football teams.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I see, I see.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
What you're doing there. But uh, next week but I mean.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
We can't stay on comp forever.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
We got we hate.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Don't apologize.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I'm just like, I'm never gonna apologize for sticking by
my team.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
You can stick by yours.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I'm just again next weekend, gonna return the favor to
all the Alabama fans who decided to pull for Georgia
this past week.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Benjie, thank you, and just for everybody. Cool dog nog, Yeah, yeah,
I hope you.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Let's save this audio for next weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's How country are You? On The Spencer Grave Show. Sarah,
where are you from?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
I'm from tam Creek.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Is it nice this morning?
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Well, actually I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I'm at the beach, So the answer is yes, it's
nice at the beach, all right. On a scale of
one of the country, how country are you.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
I'm pretty country, So let's go with about an eight.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I've got confidence in here. I think you got this.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
That's what happens when you're at the beach. You get
all that confidence you go, you get confidence early in
the morning, and then you get drunk in the middle
of the day. All right, here we go. Three questions,
answering the best that you can name a woman who's
been on a syrup bottle?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Umm ain't you MoMA?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Nice missus? Buttersworth was the other one, nicely done. How
have you tried using redneck ingenuity in your life?
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Well, that's been several times, I would say. When I
tried to use bailing twine to tie up a gift.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Oh, like a present.
Speaker 12 (15:00):
Fool.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Some might say that person never had such a hard
time opening a gift either, because once you tie that stuff,
ty boy, it is hard to get through.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
No.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
I fact, we had to get an off.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Actually, all right. Final question, what's your go to Southern phrase?
Speaker 6 (15:18):
You go, girl?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
That's how you say it, just like that, like do
it on Blair?
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Do you go girl?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Okay, there it is.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Yeah, I heard it now. When she was actually saying, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Blair, what is your go to Southern phrase?
Speaker 5 (15:32):
I say, wa, already. Then that's kind of my.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
If I'm out golfing and somebody hits a nice shot,
I'll say that dog will hunt every time. And I'm like,
I don't know why I always say that, but I do.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Nicely done. Today you got an eight point four which
is great. Also, we also have tickets to Jason al
Dean for his show in a couple of weeks at
the Coke Coo Amphitheater.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Oh my word, Oh yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Blair's something in my house yesterday that I'm pretty sure
you would have run out of yours and set the
place on fire.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Ooh, I bet I know what this is, then, because
I'm very specific on why I would set my house
on fire.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Why would you set your house on fire.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
If a snake came on to my property?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Ooh, not even with a house, just the property. Yes,
got it?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Okay, burn it down, burn it down, baby, watch it burn.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Woke up getting ready to go to the radio station
to kick off the Spencer Grave Show. I had Zeus
and Thorm, my pit bull puppies, getting ready to go
out the back door to go to the bathroom. I
walk around my kitchen island and what do I see?
A snake in your house? In my house staring at
my dishwasher. Why I don't know. So I just turned
the corner. I looked down at him, and I go, well, hey, buddy,
(16:42):
what are you doing in here? Then I started to
panic because I was like, I'm not one hundred percent
sure what kind it is. It's a juvenile. I've heard
that if they're venomous one, the juveniles tend to be
worse because they haven't controlled their mouth yet. In fact,
my buddy Mark is on a FI five Grave zero.
He removes snakes from people's homes in Alabama. Is that
(17:03):
true about the juvenile ones, that they don't really know
their mouth so they can be worse off for you?
Speaker 12 (17:08):
Actually, it's not quite true in most cases. It's just
a myth.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Okay, all right. So when I'm looking down at this
and it's three fifteen in the morning, I turn on
all the lights and then I start putting my plan together.
How am I going to get this snake safely into
something where I can get this back outside? Because I
don't want to kill the thing. So I go into Yeah,
I go because I'm not a big fan of that, like,
especially if they're non venomous. If they're non venomous, most
(17:35):
of the time they're really good like rat snakes, king snakes,
all that kind of suf But I'll have.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
A question if an unwanted person came into your house
and was sitting in front of your dishwasher staring at
it at three fifteen in the morning, would you shoot.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yes, but I would have a lot more questions for
that person, not a sleep.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I'm just saying, I feel like we should give this
snake the same courtesy we would give if somebody else
broke in unwanted. You were not invited, You're unwanted. There
is absolutely no need for you to be here.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Mark. Here's what I've done. I've taken a picture. I've
sent it to you if you want to take a
look at it. Because when I saw that thing in
the morning, part of me was like, this could be
one of the bad ones, but it could just be
a fine one. So I need you to identify that
for me, if you don't mind.
Speaker 12 (18:19):
Yes, sir, that picture that you just said it is
a rat snake. You know, a lot of people, depending
on what part of Alabama you get in some of
the similar terms that we use or we hear for
a rat snake or chicken snake, some people call them
black snakes. If you get up North Alabama and then
down to South Alabama, they call them a white oak snake.
You know, Unfortunately, these guys are the ones that you know,
(18:42):
we have the most issues with finding their ways into
a home. You know, obviously more so than a venomous snake.
At least forty nine out of fifty times is going
to be a non venomous snake. Recently, we did have
a rattlesnake in a home down at Tuskegee, but the
lady left her door wide open. And you know, some
of the commonplaces that we get them entering homes or
(19:05):
around our door sweeps, the weather stripping around doors. You know,
right now it's fall, it's not too terrible temperatures. Sometimes,
you know, it doesn't shut too tight, you know, to
keep a snake from from being able to have easy entryway.
That guy that you had, Thankfully you were quick, quick
on your feet. You seen the guy before you stepped
(19:26):
on it. But at least it was a non venomous snake.
You were able to get your wits about you and
and notice, you know, hey, without panicking, because panicking, you know,
obviously you'll make irrational decisions and go above and beyond
to do something that otherwise you might not do.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
There go so see I did something right yesterday, Blair
by not overreacting now I did get a lot of
people who reached out to me and they said, how
did that snake get in your house? And I answered
all of them was I don't know. He didn't tell
me when I asked, Okay, one of the pities.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I want to be friends with you, sir, because if
I ever need you, I want you to like me
and come and save the day.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
You're telling me not to overreact.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I you know how most people in Alabama might sleep
with a weapon of some sorts near their bed. I
sleep with a candlelighter to light the place on fire
if I were to lever sleep in my house. There
is audio somewhere where a couple of years ago, my
husband tried to trick me on April Fool's Day. I
didn't realize it was April fools Day, and he tried
to tell me there was a snake in the garage.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
I need to try to find that audio for.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
You, because let's just say it went on a lot
longer than even Bobby d would allow it to mark.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
You must have got great stories of showing up two
people I'm not even going to just say women, but
people losing their absolute mind, and you realize this is
just a regular old garter snake.
Speaker 12 (20:53):
You wouldn't believe the different scenarios that I'm faced with
day to day. I enjoy what I do, what I
do when I have a bad day. If I get
a snake call a lot of times that helps with
my day, not only because one I'm doing what I love,
but would tell you you know, there's going to be
a pretty comical story to go behind a lot of
these snakes.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Well, if you guys want more information, you can get
in touch with my buddy Marky's with Alabama Snake Removers.
You can find them on Facebook.
Speaker 12 (21:19):
And if I can come out of your house and
look around you give me a call anytime I got you.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Thanks, Mary, appreciate it.
Speaker 12 (21:24):
You have a good day.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You know what's funny is when I was talking about
this with a couple of people yesterday, they were they
were talking like you and I were talking I would
set my house on fire. But then I brought up
to a friend of mine. I was like, yeah, if
I'm a snake, and you know what she said to me,
Thank God it wasn't a spider. I'm like a spider.
She goes, if I see a spider in my house,
I'm setting my house on fire with a spider.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, now I won't go that far, but the snake's like,
now I'm feeling the need to burn my house down
just because we're talking about it.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
It gives you the hebgb's, doesn't. It's kind of like
when you think something's on you but it's not. If
you're somebody that has an aversion to a pest of
any kind and they got into your house, you would
you would contemplate setting your house on fire. What is it?
Eight five five graves zero? What are you setting your
house on fire for? If it gets in.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
A roach or a spider?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Why roaches?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Because number one, they quadruple like you can see one
and then the next day you see five hundred. And
I'm just not all about that line.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Even a water bug.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
I mean, I hit it.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
No, you make a valid point. I'm adding something to
my list.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Now, Like you would have lost your mind if you
were on family vacation with me in Florida when I
was a kid, because I went to put on my
shoe and they have pullmeto bugs down there, and one
of them came running out of my shoe and the
devil's alive.
Speaker 9 (22:40):
So they can have that whole hotel.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
I'm going valid.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Thank you, have a great morning, you too, Rachel. Why
are you setting your house on.
Speaker 10 (22:51):
Fire if I see a roach?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Roaches has become very popular. I feel like that's a
little bit of an over reaction because in the South
they're always around.
Speaker 10 (23:02):
Yes, but I had a comment about Mark the snake. Guys, Yeah,
he is awesome.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Oh you've used him.
Speaker 10 (23:11):
I have used him for three and a half foot.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Rattlesnake in your house.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
God no, not in my house. He was in my
driveway sun bathing and I didn't have the heart to
kill him, so I called him and he was like,
I can be there in about ten or fifteen minutes.
So I literally had to stand there and babysits this
rattlesnake for and the rattlesnakes. So I'm sitting there and
(23:35):
the rattlesnake's looking at me like what are you doing?
And so he starts trying to get off my driveway
into the woods, and they blend in so well you
lose them quickly. So I'm following him, and he kept
stopping and looking at me, and we would just have
a stair off and then he'd go again, and I'd
be like, no, no, wait, come back, come back, and I'm
talking to him the whole time, and he wouldn't be still,
(23:56):
and so I called Mark back and I'm like, how
much longer until you can get here? I'm dying. He's
trying to get away and like I can't. I don't
know what to do, and he's like, well, just I'm
almost there. So I ended up having to get a
stick and like try to pick him up and poke
at him. But he finally called up and sat there
and we had a stare off contest until Mark got there.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Well, Michelle, it was.
Speaker 10 (24:21):
The longest fifteen minutes of my life.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Michelle is trying to become one with the snakes.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
No, well, did I get what you mean?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Well, I would have I would have the heart unfortunately
or whatever. But I also understand you like wanting to
keep your eye on it because like it's not good
enough that he's just not there, Like now I need
to know that he's never going to come back, right.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
Well, so, so, okay, this is a cool thing about Mark.
He put him in a box and he actually this
particular snake was going to the university. I think of Kentucky.
They were doing some kind of study on something, and
so he was going to go there for a couple
of months, be a participant and the study, and then
he was going to bring it back and re release
(25:03):
on in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
That's like, that's like the story that your parents told
you about why your dog died. They were like, he
just went to live on a farm.
Speaker 10 (25:12):
Well, yeah, yes, I believe that was my parents. They
probably told me lots of stories like that. But with Mark,
I can say he does release from that.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Michelle, thank you. We appreciate your time today.
Speaker 9 (25:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (25:24):
You have a goodwin.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
You two a five to five graves zero. Rachel, why
are you burning your house down?
Speaker 11 (25:30):
Cockroaches?
Speaker 5 (25:31):
That's the third person answer.
Speaker 11 (25:34):
Yeah. No, grew up going to my grandmother's house. She
lived outside of Montgomery, and I remember those big water
bug cockroaches coming in underneath the door while I was
playing on the floor. I'll burn it down.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
And once you get one in your house, you start
to feel them crawling on your skin and there's nothing.
Speaker 11 (25:54):
There even talking about it now, my skin is.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yes, me too, me too.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I'm just like, can we move on now? Because this
is starting to get a little creepy.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
So are you a screamer if you see one of these?
Or do you try to keep your cool and not panic.
Speaker 11 (26:07):
I try to keep my cool, not panic. But it
doesn't always happen.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Got it? Everybody within a five to ten mile radius
knows that there's one in your house.
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Yeah, I go and I find my husband. I said,
you got to go deal with that. It happens. I'm
the snake person, Like, if there's a snake in the house,
I'm the one who's catching it.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Oh no, but a cockroach you call in reinforcements.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (26:29):
I can deal with snakes. I can deal with spiders.
That cockroaches ain't happening.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Thank you, Rachel, have an awesome day, you.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Too, by bye.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
What's up Blue Anne? Hi, y'all we're great. We were
talking about what would have to end up in your
house for you to set on fire.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
A big, hairy spider, and I am so burning it down.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
How many people say spiders and roaches over snakes.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Well, spiders are hairy, they have too many legs and
they don't right.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
You know what's gonna happen though, And I'm just sharing this.
You're gonna burn your house down. It's gonna be nothing
but rubble ashes and some smoldering smoke, and you're gonna
see that big Harry spider come walking out unscared, probably sooked.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Probably so. The other day I was at my daughter's
waiting on my grandchildren to get off the bus, and
I went to the restroom and glanced in her shower
and a spider as big as the drain opening was
in her hour. And we don't smoke, so I don't
(27:37):
have a lighter. I couldn't. I didn't have any bug spray.
I mean I would have porched it with the airspray
and the lighter.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Sometimes you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
And then I kept exactly and then I kept thinking, well,
I can't let this be here when the babies come home.
So but I can't leave because if it walks away,
then I've lost it. And now it's in the house
with my grandchildren.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
So what do I do.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
So I've stood there fighting this thing and torturing a
poor spider. I didn't because I can't touch it. I
can't get close enough to stop it because they could
jump and suck to my face.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Best spider is walking around smelling like pot pourri. For
the rest of its week Oh.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
He Charlie smells like hairspray.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Absolutely good. Over the weekend. You might not have heard
this news, but Zach Bryan climbed a chainling fence and
then over barbed wire to try to fight Gavin Adcock.
It was so bizarre. The two never actually threw fists.
There were too many people involved that were keeping them
away from each other. You could just tell that Zach
Brian was really ticked off. Well, Gavin said this after, I.
Speaker 13 (28:53):
Don't think Zach Brian's a very good person. He wasn't
locked out of the festival. He had been there all
day with his multiple secure the guards before my said
I was standing outside. He pulls up in a pickup
truck outside the gate and starts giving out threats. So
I just decided to stir him up to the point
where he jumped over the fence. I don't think anybody
scared a Zach Bryan. I'm just an adult, and fighting
(29:16):
him with only meant going to jail, missing my set
and falling into a Zach Bryan lawsuit. And we all
know he likes to manipulate people with money. And I'll
be praying for him to get better because he sure
needs it.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Gavin continues to troll Zach Bryan.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I mean, haven't they had beef for quite a while?
I forget, I forget how this all started initially.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Do you remember you got.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Three people that don't like Gavin Adcock, Morgan Walling, Charlie
Crockett and Zach Bryan. He's gone after all of them
for different reasons.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Alrighty, then, all right, so well, at least they didn't
fight for now yet.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Morgan brought him out on the road when he filled
in for l Langley.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
YEA sometow she gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Keep your friends close, but your enemy is close to
one of those things exactly
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