Biggest Winners (& Losers) in America's Team, MMA meets Low-budget Wrestling, and Fantasy Football Files: Case of the Sleazebag Draft Guy

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Lida bean Lie Da bean Line, ban line me.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Light the beam and pass it around. We are back
in the room for another one of these programs. Welcome
into the Monday Night additionally of the Sports Cave with
Biggest Puma. I am your host, Sam Freeze, broadcasting once
again live from the north side of San Antonio. Here
where for the first time and what feels like a month,

(00:36):
I don't see Project Marvel anywhere on my run show.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh thank god, Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
About I think.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I don't think we're exhausted talking about it, but I
think even more so people are just as exhausted, if
not more, hearing about it. So we did get finally
got at least some reprieve as the city Council voted
to move forward last Thursday, after there was mounting battles

(01:06):
from both sides to see how that was going to
play out. Well, fortunately they vote to move forward.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Which means capitalist pigs one.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's right, exactly exactly, dude. I'm telling you, it's it's
a weird it's it's a weird crossroads where the uh,
you know, ninety nine percent of the time I'm probably
going to be against said billionaire capitalists.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
But you have found the one out of one.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Hundred found the week point.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
You have found the week.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Point, and unfortunately it is sports, because sports are fun
and that's why we talk about them. We are ten
days now, almost single digits away from NFL Opening night.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Bro, I am exhausted. Twelve hours iron Man.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Fantasy Football draft twellur drall hours?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
No not. There was two drafts. Oh okay. The first
draft was from Californians, and if anybody knows about Californians,
they are slow. The California They moved the beat of
their own drum and no timer on the clock. What
no timer? Yeah, no, absolutely not. It was four and
a half hours. I was drafting my other draft, which

(02:24):
is a live draft where all my old homies get
to together. And I will talk more about that one.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
But oh shit, that was yesterday.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Wasn't it. Yeah that was yesterday.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Why didn't you text me or tell me?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I was in the zone. I was like, dude, I
was tired of that one draft two hours. Like I
was four hours into that, I'm having to set up
the other draft. It was catered food all this.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
And I was like, oh, this was all day yesterday,
all day yesterday, man, and like I even tried to
do something I saw in Bill Maher and go outside
and stare towards the sun. Oh you will wait to
wake up time out for the record, for the record,
since you brought it up, I swear it's not on
the run sheet. I wasn't gonna say shit about it.

(03:08):
I saw that segment you're talking. You did the doctor
talking about breathing techniques.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
And I do a lot of breathing techniques and stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Like, yeah, went Hoff breathing all of that. Yeah, I
saw that episode.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, because CNN is replaying episodes of Bill Maher now, oh.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, they like they picked up his and like they
let him cuss, they let him do everything.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Buddy, If that doesn't tell you that it's centrist throwaway
bs to try to make money from both sides of
the political parties.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
CNN is making like.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
This, CNN is rebroadcasting your program. I'm it's probably lost
its fastball, is all I'm saying. I'm not.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Or did it gain an extra? Did it learn the
slider again? Learn a cutter again? You know I liked
it better when he was a one inn closer. I
don't need to see an.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I don't need to see her struggle to get through
six innings, to try to get a quality start. Just
bring the heat once a week and then get out
of my zeitgey, get out of my When I saw
that being replayed on I didn't know that was happening.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
So they first started doing overtime, like because he always
did it on YouTube. Hello, YouTube, please pay us. He
started doing overtime on YouTube, and then they started doing
overtime on CNN, and then CNN said, f it, We're
just gonna pick you up. And he's like, what are
you talking about?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Like, I cuss, I, I talk crap about y'all liberals
all the time. Cnn' is like, oh no, no, no, we
want to be one of the cool kids.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Now we're going to allow you to say the F word.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
We want to be Gavin Newsoen and just mock Trump.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
But all I'm saying is, uh, the Adam Friedlin Show
is not on CNN, and that's uh, that's probably for
a good and then that's probably why I'll continue to
watch that. Then this era of Bill mart now I
wasn't even going to bring it up.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
It is, yes, but it starts your arcadiic rhythm to
stare out there. So after the shower, I sat out,
took my I have a big backyard with my two
big old dogg os.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Look at the Look at the baby grade. Look at
the tax bracket on.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Capy man, little equity, got some I got some equity,
baby and uh sat out there in my and just
breathing her, trying to hate. What are you you look at? LG?
What a visual.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I'm sure your neighbors love you.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'm sure. Oh man, speaking of LG, give me the
job with the hu before.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, that's dirty. That's dirty. That even I got what
I'm called for it before we get in.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
It was a good man. Is this interesting? He was
a business man, that's all he was.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
This is misunderstood, those businessmen, those billionaire capitalists. Before we
get into the most important part point, the segment part,
the most important part of the episode, each one, before
we talk about the national Day. Oh body, let's get

(06:22):
with LG and get some insight on how you can
help support the program.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I saw we're almost to four eighty.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Now I'll be completely honest as soon as I so
we started last week, last Wednesday's episode, we were at
four to seventy five.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh, I got some more of this.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I immediately go outside. We finished the episode. I go outside,
burn the heater. We're down a subscriber from so I
got real self conscious, real nervous. I saw we've gained
a few more back. But LG tell the good people
how they can help support the program.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Here.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
It's like the stock marketing know you go, you go
down a few few days ago, up a few more
the next day, as long is at the end of
the day or the end of the month, you're up
from the last month.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
When I see maybe some of these bartender girls boyfriends
are like, why are you looking at this guy's podcast?
Who is this guy?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Who is this Gallagher looking?

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Well, don't get in trouble, but you know, get your
parents' permission and your boyfriend or girlfriend's permission to subscribe,
and that will help us out. Subscribe to this podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
You have your phone, take.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Us over the hill over five one hundred. Yes, so
we can get these super chats going and maybe even
some members only content. You can also leave a tip
buy me a coffee. Dot com slash sports Cave live.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I hope some of my people in the replacement league
that I am drafting as we speak, So you might
see me go a little uh or harder.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
A little bit. I love that you're doing a live draft.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I'm looking at it trying to like see it.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
It's a whole algorithm, the main Suggie set up to
talk fantasy football, positional rankings, and you might actually be
still drafting by the time we get to that.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I like, I think, I think we got about twenty
minutes left and in twenty three minutes. But I did
send a little link on the group chat and I'm
like going live, So hit that subscribe button, y'all. Man.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, Like LG said, we're trying to tell.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
You what my pigs are early if you subscribe.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
I was worried about I was worried about asking you
to talk fantasy football.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Because I'm it's gonna give away my strategy.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, well, there's gotta be ways where we can talk around.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh, I'm gonna give basic information.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
There you go, Well, don't undersell it like that, because.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you some but
like I'm gonna give you the most common knowledge ones.
I might throw you a sleeper here and there. You know,
if someone buys a coffee, I might throw a sleeper
to them.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Oh, speaking of that, also, LG LG's been putting all
of our the link to Amazon wish list our show's
wedding registry as I've been calling it. Shout out again
to Wes for buying the making the first purchase off
of it. I heard heard from Wes a couple times
this weekend. His boy Jet Harkins, a kid up in Stevenville,

(09:14):
twenty year old riding for the Missouri thunder over at
Gambler Days over in Austin, as LG remembers so fondly
that the night of the Pervy Rodeo clown hitting on
the ut cheerleaders and then don't remind me well, at
least the night ended in one of the most Austin

(09:35):
ways possible. While we're smoking completely legal THC plus see
whatever whatever what for legal purposes. We were smoking whatever
is actually legal in Texas until September one. Oh hell,
that's like next week. Load up on your gummies now.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
No, as we were at.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
The hotel under all the stores stopped selling.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say they're gonna find ways
to still make money. No, we were burning a a
j outside of the hotel and a lovely lady walks outside,
and we're all prepared it's me LG, the roommate. Uh,
We're all prepared for her to just immediate like yell
or threaten to call the cops or anything like that,

(10:20):
And in the most Austin way possible, she just walks
out and she goes, hey, I don't I don't want
to run. Y'all's fun, but do you mind just scooting
down a little bit. It's wafting right into my window.
And so we were all just like, oh, okay, yeah, some.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
People are all like that skunky smell.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, and it, boy, was it ever perfectly legal but
extremely extremely skunky.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
You were droven by and just smelled like a dead skunk,
and you're like.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh, there are times.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
There are still times, especially when I go when I
go back home, like, you know, get go visit my
family back up in the country, up in North Texas,
and some of the smell of just being back.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
On the country land.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
There are times where I'm like, either my grandparents' neighbors
are literally just lighting their grow field on fire, or
it's a dead skunk somewhere right down the street. Because
it is quite strong.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Nou The ash creates nutrients.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
That's what they tell me. That's what I'm sure that's
what you're breathing. Doctor is telling Bill maher On.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, yeah, he feels my hippie. Which one.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
They're pretty interchangeable, to be honest. No, as I you know,
Wes bought made the first purchase off the Amazon wish list.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Highly highly of that.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Any if you are in a position to help out,
that is it's on all of the episode descriptions, right,
l G. That's correct, perfect, perfect, Yeah, and we want
I just got to get to five hundred to get
those super chats going for uh, some of them. We're
gonna do some Cowboys watch parties as the season.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Oh, speaking of people buying things, I had one of
our regular listeners, one of my boys, he went to
Costa Rica and brought me back something. Oh we have guests, yes,
because he always knowses our hats. Yes, And unfortunately he

(12:21):
got me a snap back and I have a gigantic
head and like these. It looks like they have those.
It still looks like a ya needs to go deep. Yeah,
sit down. Yes, but it's his favorite breakfast shop. Oh,
it is called the waffle Monkey.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
It looks like cost It looks like an NFT avatar.
And now this is going to poo angry.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Who can actually take off that ugly hat he's got
on right now, even though it looks like it's never
been worn.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
So I'll explain, good observation, it hasn't. And I'll explain
why here in the Weekend Rica when we get to
it here in a second. Uh shout Roland and the
shout out waffle Monkey, Costa Rica.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
He bought a house down there.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Man, he's uncomfortable saying that, old.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Man dude like, hell yeah, living the best life he can, dude,
and start He's going to start a business out there.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
I hear that is quite popular these days. Actually, I
hear the Costa Rica might be gentrifying like the East
Side these days. No offense rolling. I'm sure you're a
lot of the good ones.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
A lot of older, middle aged uh not saying the whites,
but they're they're moving in there. The wealthy, the wealthy. Yeah,
the middle aged wealthy. They might co exist.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah, there's definitely a crossover there.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Uh no, we do have you got the weekend recap
to get to you got Weekend Sports had a lot
of weekend sports to get to. Finally had a breakthrough
in the PGA, got our first college football quad box
got to talk about that. I've officially moved on from
baseball season, but we still got to do a Yankee minute.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Moved on and we want to all right, let's get
it all over.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, because.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
I'm not ready to say I'm back in on the Rangers,
but I think I have. I had a little bit
of a better baseball weekend than you did. We got
cow notes to get to, and then of course, like
I said, main sage, we're going to talk some fantasy football,
then lightning round to close it out. But we got
to start with our National Day as.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Normal, this one, this.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
One, actually, I know, look, I tend to inflate some
of these at times, some of the more throwaway. I
could have chosen a national Banana split Day and tried
to convince you how important of a historic American holiday
that that is no time for banana split.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
No, you know that was as a young rising entrepreneur
as myself. One of my first jobs was at Basket
robin Que. The sound drop.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Wait, what's the sound drop?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Oh? Fat?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
I was about to say, what do we have like
a thirty two scoops drop or.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Something, or the jingle not And when they ordered the
dance split, I just gave him the death look because
that was like the longest one that ever, Like you
have to sit there and cut it, get the three
different flavors, and then get the thing. You know, you
want some crushing nuts on your banana split.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
That's customary, is it? I? Uh so?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
It was always the kids, and they took forever.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, because banana splits are terrible.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
The only people that eat them are idiot kids, Like that's.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Their dada split, Like he wants two scoops man.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
That's the dad effing with you because he knows how
much of a pain in the acid is. No. For years,
I would always say I don't like bananas because they
make my mouth itch turns out.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
My mouth itch turns out.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
That might mean you're just allergic to bananas. And I
didn't know that. L like, like what the like three
four years ago, it's stuff. Stuff had made banana bread
and every time I would eat it, she had made
it for years and I've never said anything. And then
finally one time I was like, you know, it's so weird.
Every time I eat this bread, my mouth itches and

(16:27):
she just looked at me.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
She's like, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
She's like, are you allergic to bananas?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
I was like, what do you mean? No, like it's not.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
And she's like, yeah, like what has never even heard
of that possibility? How could that be the case?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, it turns out that's exactly what it was. It's
a mild allergen. But it's still on their own allergies
or not, banana splits or spare. It's also a national
second had Wardrobe Day, which is basically dressed like a hipster. Yeah, no,
mac here man now Texas speaking of spars like banana splits,

(17:04):
Uh yeah, good old Texas thrift I saw there was
some one of these you know, housewife facebook groups that
pop up all the time, was a it was a
San Antonio thrift store Facebook group that pomped up and
they had found a camera in one of these undeveloped

(17:24):
Yeah yeah, they had found a camera and one in
a changing room in one of these thrift stores.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Here.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
San Antonio has amazing thrift stores. Oh you mean someone
in time, that's correct? I thought someone body camera.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, no, no, no, no, And there was undeveloped pictures
on it.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
No that now that would have been a cooler story. No,
this is just some perv working at a thrift store shop.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh look at those granny bands.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, I don't know, you get, I mean a local.
You're going to see a lot of look butthole. You're
going to see a lot of women butthole. It's just
so many more creative ways. But you just right to
the point. Uh, you're gonna see a lot of liberal
women with arm hair in the in the video footage.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
But they don't only only shave a below the knee,
k that's correct. Yea.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Even then they might just shave their toes. No complaints here.
You won't hear me complaining. No, this one. All jokes aside,
those are spare. But on this day in nineteen sixteen,
President Woodrow Wilson signed what we now call the Organic Act,
and it established the National Park Service.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh yeah, a pretty big one that shout out to
parks and rec well.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
As we were talking, as we watched our local government
turned Pawnee municipal last.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Week, Now we can drill oil in the.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, all lp, God, that's still that We're gonna need that.
We're gonna need that for years to come.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
The absolute Jesus, you had a question.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Anytime you're saying that sentence out loud in front of
a microphone, you're probably losing whatever whatever you're trying to.
Uh pair that with the councilwoman today that sent out
the email that you know, we all know the most
successful triplets and NBA history is Tim, Tim Duncan, Mono

(19:24):
Genobili and Tony Robinson. Was what she said? Yeah, hasn't
hasn't been a good run. You would think so, you
would think so.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
No it Uh Now.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Park service is a little a little touch and go
these days, but we still celebrate nonetheless. You know when
they fired the ranger that unfurled the flag of El
Capitan out there in Yosemite, Oh did Yeah, they fired her,
and now she's on her press junket press tour.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
What was so she? What was she did the I
believe flag?

Speaker 2 (20:03):
No, No, Kapa wasn't the American flag?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Was Was it something that was against said President forty
five forty seven?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Now it wasn't openly antagonistic towards any specific party or individual.
Uh No, they unfurled a trans flag on the capital
like ro Man.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Those don't exist anymore, don't you know that?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yeah, it's it's it's all.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
They like they painted over the gay Prize sidewalk over
a club pols in Florida where the massacre happened against
the LGBT.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, and if you believe urban legends, they sent a
Florida Highway patrolman to just patrol at twenty four to
seven and run people off. No, much like the ways
of the old cracker barrel logo, the trans flag.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
It's like, you know, businesses rebrand all the time. Is
not to get rid of the white guy on the front,
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
It is, though it is it's an open attack on
my specifically my heritage.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Like cracker Barrel are my people?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
It's still called cracker look barrel.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
You're getting hung up on too many facts and details
that don't support the nextrative.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Still for the truckers, because I don't know if you
knew the crackers.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Oh, we're mad at the truckers now too.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Though the truckers can rent audio books on tape. But
this is before you know the internet and cell phones.
But they used to be able to rent audio books
on tape. And turn it into different cracker barrels across
the across the America. Is that true? That's true. It
was The cracker bears were audio book libraries for long

(21:40):
haul truckers.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Okay, that's kind of genius.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, it was. It was beautiful. I loved some cracker
barrel you know, if you want to get some big
old thick biscuits.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Just wondering where you were going with that.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Uh my highlight, my height, Well, we're gonna I have
it in the lightning round.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
My highlight is always.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
The oh oh all right, hold on, here we go.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Hear what round?

Speaker 2 (22:02):
What pick are we at? Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Man? On one before I am? We are on round fourteen, lord,
and I had the number one pick, So I got
to go back to back, which is making it very
good for the show because now just I can wait.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Just get over with Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
So you know I got my defense, I got my
Wait it's the.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Fourteenth round and you've already drafted a defense.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Oh yeah, man, because I didn't want to, Like, sometimes
you don't want to worry about defense, so you draft
the best one. See.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
I never drafted defense. I just picked something up off
the waiver based on matchups.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
When you have seven leagues, you kind of just you know,
that doesn't take present. You only want to do that
for one or two leagus. What I'm saying so you
if you don't have to play weekly defenses, you kind
of want to draft a defense early and you kind
of want to see how runs go. So someone did
draft a defense like the round before, and then I
drafted one immediately after. So we're looking for what are

(22:56):
we targeting here? We are targeting bench players. So you
want to go high ceiling low uh, like the low floor.
So these are the boomer busts ones. So usually it's rookies,
Like I love to take a flyer on a like
a rookie quarterback. But there's not too many out there.
You've only got JJ McCarthy and cam Ward JJ McCarthy

(23:20):
only because he got injured last year. If you want
to go with someone who is hurt, that's gonna sell
on your bench. But you don't need them. But he
is going to be a starting you know. Addition, when
he comes back like one Brandon, I yuk, he is drafted. Ooh,
he was still available. He was still available. And now

(23:40):
with the second to last spot on my bench. And
now all I have is kicker and a bench slot left.
Now let's go and have.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Any other quarterbacks. Who have you taken it?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
I'm not taking another quarterback. So this is where Yeah,
I like that flyer, you know, so like that's what
I used to do. But I'm gonna check the kickers.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
The Titans are going to be behind, and I don't
think he's going to throw the ball a lot.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
I don't think anybody's gonna pick cam Ward and so
it's like more of like a poker thing.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Wait, are these San Antonio people you're playing with? Yes,
I bet cam Ward gets picked now, just because of
the scene.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I told them to tune in. I told them to
tune in the week.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Rough week for the bird's nest, rough week for UIW football.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Cam Woard, Yep, he's still available. And then we're gonna
go to kickers. Now, who scored the most points in
this league? Because every points is different. So I go
back to the twenty last year's last year's league, and
I'm pick on the kicker, and I look at the
highest fantasy points Brandon Aubrey, right, one would think in

(24:46):
this league Jason Saunders. Well, the actually because it's all
available players. We always want to put it on all players.
So Brandon Aubrey actually was at one ninety two. You
want to guess who was number two?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh, I wouldn't even Chris Boswell. Oh okay, yeah, but
Jason so yeah, No, I knew that because Boswell. When
the Cowboys played the Steelers last year, Boswell and Aubrey
were had kicked the most field goals in the league
at that.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
But this one I only got twenty seconds. So what
I am gonna do is get mister seventy yard man
cam Little there, rookie kicker out of Jacksonville, drafted.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Another team that'll probably be taking a lot of field
goal attempts, I would think.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
And he can he can nail a seventy in Jacksonville, no.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Dome, no dome full, basically next to the coast ocean
level full, right in the marsh, no elevation.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Okay, that's pretty good. So how many picks do you have?
One picks? That's hopefully I'm gonna go cam Ward on
the flyer Like so, I had first picked overall, and
so I looked at the most points scored in this
league with these rules. Who has a on of bonuses?
Which I hate bonuses. Explain that to uh, because if

(26:05):
you bonus, if you get like.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Like ten catches, you get a bonus. Get in extra
yards in.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
This league, yeah, if you get over one hundred yards
you get an extra ten points. So yeah, that's a lot,
is like a point or two, but this one's ten.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
That's so arbitrary too, because when did we decide one
hundred is like, besides it just being three digits instead.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Of ten, there's ones where if you catch a forty
yard pass you get a bonus, or if it's a
forty yard with the touchdown pass, it's a different kind
of bonus.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
I kind of like that. It's like a big play bonus.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I kind of like it. Yeah, all sorts of bonuses.
And so the number one point gator was Jamar Chase.
He went number one overall to meet and the number
four there actually number three point gator was his quarterback
Joey b which I end up catching on the third round.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Oh how convenient is that double dip? But it also
means your first two picks are going to be hitting
buys on the same week, So you'll figure that out.
When that's a good problem to have. I would probably
have you know, like, well, that's funny because the main
segment we're gonna specifically talk quarterbacks and wide receivers, so
very nice. I'm curious, does wait, does our league have

(27:19):
any of those bonuses?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
No, I did not do bonuses. I will do a
consensus once we get everybody on. We have one slot
available breaking news. Yeah, let me go ahead and just
throw it out there. We got one slot available for
the sports Cave Live lead. We got eleven in there,
so we're gonna get a twelve man league, which I'm
thrilled about. Those are the good ones where you have

(27:41):
to really stretch, stretch, define some good talent towards the
end of the bench. And you can always hit me
at decafy ton two one oh at gmail dot com.
That's th G C A p I t A N
two one oh at gmail dot com. Or hit me
my DMS the cat to share it to a oh,

(28:01):
and always hit up Puma. Yes.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah. If you uh, if you get no response from cap,
it means you'll probably not getting getting no response from you.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, that's that's again.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
As we documented last week, I am now checking my
message request folder. Uh. Yeah, if you if you want
to reach out to me as well on one spot
left at Biggest Puma Instagram, Biggest Dot Puma. Let's get
that one spot potentially. Let's get that one spot filled
before we leave tonight, because i'd like to have We're
gonna do the draft next Tuesday, so it'd be nice

(28:36):
to have. Yes, Uh, that everybody locked in a week out? Well, uh,
let's go ahead and jump into a little weekend recap
because you mentioned this hat looks like it's never been
worn before. I remember the old Shark, you know, as
someone's been watching the Dinosts or America's Team whatever the
hell that thing whatever they call it, America's Gambler. No,

(28:58):
America's Team, the Gambler and his Cowboys. I think that
was the official I think that was the official title.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Oh, it's a big gamble to buy a professional team.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Well, I mean back then, it was much less of
a America's Team, the Gambler and his Cowboys. It was
much less of a money printing operation than it is now. Yeah,
I'm rocking the old. This is a remake new era.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
But the old Uh.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
What was it APEX that when the rest of again
like Jerry.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Those were out when the starter Jackets. The rest of
the league Jackets.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
And the rest of the league went Starter because the
NFL had to deal with Starter. Cowboys went Apex. That's
the rest of the league went Coca Cola. Cowboys went Pepsi.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
And that's how they got Dion. You guys broke the rules.
You stolen from the Niners.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
You broke the rules. The rules weren't broken to get Dion.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
So I finished. I finished the documentary.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I saw the hats being worn in the documentary, and
I remembered, I think my grandma got me this a
couple of years ago. And out of all of the
sports teams I actively root for and to varying levels,
live and die with, the Cowboys is the one I
wear the least amount of gear like I don't like.

(30:12):
I rep the Rangers all the time. I reped the
Stars quite a bit, rep the Spurs, even Chelsea. I've
worn the Chelsea jersey in here. Cowboys not so much,
not usually it doesn't feel right. But I'm gonna try
to break this one in and wear it throughout the
football season because it is watching the documentary and seeing

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Troy in this hat.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
You're not You're not going back to those days. It's
a pretty dope.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Ast hat.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
It was a pretty dope. I got new respect for Troy,
especially whenever he like him and Barry Switzer, when Barry.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Called him a racist, when Barry was like, look, Troy,
I'm only seeing you yell at the black players like that.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Well, Barry n the roster is black.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
It's me, Mark Stepnovsky, Chad Hennings, yeah, the yeah Moose, Yeah,
Darryl Johnson. And that's about the lit Janovichek. Yeah, that's
about it. That's about all we got there. Okay, let
me ask you that we'll start with that. Who do
you think you finished it? Or did you just stop?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
I finished?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Okay? Who do you think came off looking the best?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Troy? I think so too.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
I think Troy like Troy and Mike. Troy and the
Playmaker I loved.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I love the fact that the Playmaker kind of like
was like, all these people under Landry they need to go. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
That was great. You know that was the beginning. That
was real, And you know, we talked about it a
little bit because last time we talked about this, I
had watched the first two episodes. Yeah, uh, Sunday, this
was basically my weekend so we did nothing, pretty lazy
the first two days Friday and Saturday, and then Sunday

(31:51):
I told the roommate, let's go get movie theater popcorn,
which didn't have any.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Issues this time.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
In fact, it was the same kid, and as soon
as he saw walking in, he told us.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
He's like, oh, no, no problem, all you just go out.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I want to buy you like a magic pop it
says there and just like like you just pour the
popcorn kernels in there and it pops it.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
For Oh, I still make like stovetop popcorn. Yeah, that's
the only other way, So I don't. I don't use
a microwave. I have very illogical beliefs when it comes
to microwaves.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Just because the aliens made that.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Look, I'm just not technology's and it's purely to do
with I don't like the way it heats up my food.
I don't think I'm gonna get cancer, I'm getting any
kind of alien rays zapped into my brain. I I
just there's so many better ways to heat up food
than a microwave. So, uh, yeah, we go to the
movie theater popcorn. It's worth eleven bucks, Like it's it's

(32:48):
way better than anything you could get and this time,
so we we've now reached the levels of fat boy
where we're bringing our own containers. So that way we
can just immediately get it in the large tub and
just dump it into our own thing.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
It's, you know, like a little song where you yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
So yeah, so we did that and then and with
my last pick, mister cam still available.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Actually, don't tell me this guy is still available. Surprise pick,
surprise pick. I mean, this one is is a ten
man league. And this is why I have no what
was it? It looked like Calvin Ridley was Jim Kelly

(33:36):
Was Calvin Ridley? No, he was not on the board of.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Cordell Stewart taking reverse handoffs in Super Bowls.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
It will be cam Ward. Always take a flyer on
a rook. You never know, Jane Daniels. Last last year
won me a championship. I'm talking sweet, Patrick Mahomes. Cam
Ward twenty eighteen won me a championship.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Least talked about first overall pick in potentially my entire life. Like,
I feel like the amount of ESPN coverage I saw
about cam Ward over the summer, even through training camp,
it's non existent. But yeah, so we got the whole
planned Sunday because I forgot about the Fantasy Draft. We

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went and got movie theater popcorn finished the Cowboys doc.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
I agree with you, I think Troy.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I think Mike Irvin was the most open and authentic
and the most entertaining. But I thought what I saw
that we got from Troy was way like I expected
to get that from Irvin. What we got from Troy
was way more than I expected.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Like this wanted to win, and his words which I
wanted to like just reach through the television and choke them.
That's the reason why I went to Oklahoma and not
Oklahoma State. Yeah, that was good, No, it wasn't. Well.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I mean, well, one of those schools was winning national
championships and they won one, they won two, they won
eighty five, eighty four and eighty five.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
They did they went back to back.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, eighty four and eighty five and uh and then
Jimmy left Oklahoma State went to Miami and beat Barry
and OU in the championship game. Which is funny too
because the amount of coaches that have won a college
football championship and a Super Bowl. I think, like Paul

(35:28):
Brown back with the Brown with the with Cleveland an
early era, I think he won a national But talking
modern era football, there are three names.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
It would have been Jim Harbaugh.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
If you know they call that pass interference in the
in zone on Cap Crabtree, it was a past interference.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yes, jumped at his feet. Guess what jumped at his feet?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
The record book, let me hear it all.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Wait, let me check is there is there any annotation?
Oh no, it just shows San Francisco lost. I saw
as it's Jimmy Johnson, Barry and Pete Carroll. So the
fact that three guys in the modern era of football

(36:12):
have ever won a championship in college and the Super Bowl,
and two of them did it in this four year
span with the Cowboys, Like, yeah, that's pretty damn cool.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Now does that make Jimmy's like not? Does that make
Jerry's comment that one hundred coaches could have won.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Five hundred coaches was a Jerry's comment, And that, as
we've known, because Jimmy's written a book, you know, Jerry's
talking to anybody who will listen about it every every year,
every season, we've known that that specific comment was kind
of the straw that broke the camel's back between Jimmy and.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Jim saw you saw the tears water in Jimmy's eyes.
And I also I also.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Think the story where after they had won the Super Bowl,
and you know, Dave wand said Jimmy north Turner, all
of them are there with their wives and Orlando and
Jerry walks by the table. Season comes over and you know,
delivers a toast to all the coaches. Everyone raises their

(37:18):
glass except Jimmy, like they're.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
I think they're both spiteful, spiteful men.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Exactly exactly, and that's why I think the two people
that looked the worst in the documentary are the two
people that are the main core of the documentary, Jerry
and Jimmy.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Jimmy looked awful.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Jimmy looked like a psychopath, a hole who cared about
nothing and nobody divorce, divorced, his wife, stopped talking to
his kids immediately.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I can confiscrate on anything else but football, exactly.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
And then I.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Wonder if Jimmy ever went to the White House. I
know Jerry. I know Jerry probably went to the White I.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Think Jimmy was too busy and it's any of his
free time. He apparently he just brought a six pack
of beer over to Troy's house and stared at the
aquarium that he made Troy get so they could have.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Something to bond over.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
I think I think Jimmy looked like a psychopath, and
that makes Jerry a little sympathetic, a bit of a
simple more of a sympathetic figure than he normally does,
because once you see a little bit more of the
Jimmy side of it.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
But then I wonder if he had final edit of that.
So it was Jerry Jerry.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
That's how we got so much of the family footage
and Jerry as a young man and all of that,
because this Jerry got this moving after the last dance.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Could Jerry have made Jimmy look like a psychopath on
purpose to try to like make himself look good meanwhile
at the same time trying to make himself look good
but it backfires like everything Jerry does naturally. You know what.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
The only reason I say no is because Jimmy in
Jimmy wrote a book a few years ago where he
was very open for not the first time, but more
open than he had ever been about how basically how
bad of a person he was, you know, not not
like a terrible like running over pedestrians, you know, kind

(39:20):
of bad person, but just openly like you know, dictator,
And you know, I've now mended my relationship with my sons,
with my kids, with my first wife, with you know,
like he, I didn't he.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
That was pretty that was a pretty shocking revealing statement,
like I couldn't divars my wife. But you know, and
then I'm just like Jesus.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
But you know, there are Cowboys fans out there that
watched that and said, hell, yeah, brother, that's why the
Cowboys aren't good anymore. We got too many people worry about.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Kids.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, hey, don't be talking about We'll be talking about
Decater that way. Don't be talking about Vernon and give
those good people of right they're doing.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Why I get out there long pilot, don't.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Be talking about the home of Tiger King Pilot point
that way. Those are good folks out there, just good working,
hard loving cowboy fans. Now, I think I agree with you, Troy,
because we got a bit of a side of Troy
that we don't normally get. I think he was my

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anytime he was on the screen. It was my favorite
parts of the documentary.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
And then he came off authentic.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Very much so. And for Troy someone who I mean
at his core dude when they all right. So last
night I'm watching this with the roommate and my whole purpose,
like I know, I knew ninety eight percent of what
was in this documentary. There were a couple of small
things I was like, oh shit, Okay, didn't know that.

(40:52):
But the roommate has is she only knows me as
the nihilistic Cowboys fan that believes nothing good can ever
happen as long as Jerry Jones is at the top
of the power, you know, dynamic within the team. She
doesn't know me as the ten year old or the

(41:16):
twelve year old that bawled his eyes out watching Mike
Irvin's retirement press conference. Watching Troy's retirement press conference, where
Troy is all, I'm Troy Aikman, I'm the baddest mf
or you've ever seen since Roger.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
I've got my notes.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
I'm just gonna I hate this guy sitting next to me.
The fact that Troy said, basically, Troy said, I ended
my career because Jerry Jones was so pathetically bad at
running the Cowboys in those last few years of Troy's
career that I was tired of putting my body on
the line every.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Week for Jerry j Barry Sanders going.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Back, like watching the montage of all of his concussions,
that's the right move, like and it's it the fact
that he specifically still to this day blames Jerry, I think, tells.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
You he was the ultimate competitor man. And like that's
why I like Barry. He just like they kept ever since,
Like I don't know a history of Barry Sanders. I
love that documentary Run Berry Run, you know on Prime.
I think he just saw like every time they were
in competition, they kept trading away good players and good

(42:30):
players and good players, and he's like, what are we doing?
Are we actually trying to win here? You know?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Because Jerry's Jerry's was the opposite of that. He was
just bad at his job. He was they were bringing
in guys, they weren't hitting on any draft picks anymore.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
It was as soon as as soon as the.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Football guys, Jimmy Barry, the voices that actually had I
mean Jimmy had a lot of Jerry's ear. Barry had
a small bit of Jerry's ear. As soon as it
was only Jerry's ears calling the shots. That's when Troy
was like, why out here, I'm done?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
This is think the ninety five Championship was Troy coaching
them up, being like, yeah, you know what we went
through with Jimmy, you know how hard we have to worry.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Troy became Jimmy, and then with Barry stating, with Jerry
stealing Dion from the Niners in a ruthless tactic unknown
to any describing free agency, I mean he offered more
money than.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
That money. He great business deals. You know, Jerry started
the NFL CAP.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Yes, because they all were like, dude, f you, you
can't do this. We're installing some safety measurements to keep
to prevent you from being able to do this.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
To all of us.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Yeah, of course, like Jerry's biggest enemy, but it also
got him to where.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
He is, and because of that, he's never going to
be able to win the championship in his life, because
of the cap and because he'll make stupid decisions and
keep his team of soap opera twenty four to seven.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
One thousand percent on thousand percent, you called Troy the
ultimate competitor. That's what made it so tough as a
twelve year old kid watching that retirement, you know, on
WFAA channel eight up there and the.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
DFW, and to say that about he's all together, he's
got his note cards.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
You can tell he's like, all right, I'm just gonna
get through this and we're gonna move on. And then
the very first sentence he starts, he can't get through
three words without already breaking down. And you're just like
I was watching it with Steph last night and I'm
just like, oh my god, Like this is like this
is like you you don't understand, like right now, a

(44:46):
Cowboy fan who's thirty years old, they didn't see that. Yeah,
like they didn't see any of that. They know of it, yeah,
but like they didn't see how awesome, the how competitive
they how driven they were, how the team didn't The
team was not Jerry Jones. The team was Emmitt and

(45:10):
Troy and Mike Irvin and Jimmy Johnson. Jerry was still
he was the business man. He took all the credit
for it. But when you thought of the Cowboys, you
thought of the players.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
He wanted the same amount of credit as the team.
And like it's unfortunate to be like you are the
owner you know, it's like, you know, watch a let's
do a restaurant, something I'm familiar with and I'm sure
a lot of people are familiar with. Out there. If
a restaurant is doing everything it can to be successful

(45:44):
and goes out there and wins a Michelin Star or
gets a James Beard Award and all this stuff, who
do you compliment the chef or the owner? You compliment
the chef. It's the chef. And Jerry never gets that
through his head. You were not the chef, even though
if you bought the chef, you know, and you hired him,

(46:07):
the chef put in the sweat equity, in the grind
and the hours and all that stuff. And you can
say you put in the hours and stuff too, But
come on, buddy.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
No, the chef was sending The chef was sending weak
links to run on the asthma field like the chef was.
The chef was the one that was disowning his entire
family to get them to that level. Yeah, that's a
great that's a great comp I noticed the way we

(46:40):
talked about it last week, the Johnny Cash song they
used Arkansas Love and Man. The first time Jerry was
on screen, it was a good production touch. That's how
the documentary ended too, because I think the to bookend
to use that specific song. We talked about the lyrics
last week, where it's you know, some some men are

(47:01):
born wealthy, some men are born poor. I was born
you know, loving women like it's it's it's basically Jerry
Jones's song, like it might as well have been written
about him solely. But to start the documentary with that song,
I thought was a nice touch. But then something about

(47:21):
the you know, time as a flat circle kind of deal,
like to end the documentary with it as well. That
also shows you Jerry hasn't.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Learned a damn thing.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
He's still an Arkansas loving man thirty years later who's
not gonna change anything he does to appease anybody else,
because at the end of the day, he owns the team.
He's gonna do it the way he wants to. And
the Cowboys are where they are now for all the
good reasons that Jerry has provided, like the bucking the

(47:54):
league and making them doing all the side deals of endorsements,
making them the most profitable sport, like all of that good. Yeah,
Jerry doesn't care about all the bad that comes along,
like it's he's going to continue to do it exactly
the way because he's an Arkansas loving man.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
And I'll say, you know, Chris Gonzales hit us up
on the chat. Is the chef chef normally the owner
of the restaurant. No, like all the like chefs are
rock stars, they're kind of you know, they don't they're
not doing paperwork. Like I've done that paperwork. And there's

(48:38):
a reason why I did not want to be in
the kitchen. It is tough, it's ruling. It's eighty to
one hundred hours a week and it's just mind numbing.
But then to think to do all the paperwork and
all the stuff that the taxes and have to deal
with all that stuff. Like let's say you watch the

(48:58):
show The Bear, there's a reason why they had the
money man, which was the uncle, and then he brought
his sister to do all the paperwork so he could
focus solely on the food. And that's what the football
coach is. He focused solely on the product that was
going to be on the table.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
And he might be a co owner. Yeah, they always
they always have like a coach owner, right exactly, but
because they're getting sweat equity, it's two such but they don't.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
They don't get fifty sweat epity damn near ever. And
you're doing and if they do, they are transferring over
to ownership and just going in there and being like,
when I used to do it, you do it like this.
But when you're starting now and you got that hunger
and blah blah blah, you're broke. Yeah, you're broke, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Trying to keep the lights on the I thought it
could have been four episodes.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
I mean that last episode was just a piece of
you know what.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Unnecessary and hearing Tony Romo defend Jerry Jones being like, look,
you know he's he won g Him of the Year
a couple of years ago. We've had he's built the
teams that could have won it. It's it's on us
getting it done.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Didn't you here with old Micah oh me and Mica,
we we we camme it out all the issues, we
had everything, and then I gave it to the agent
and the agent was, well, we got to talk and
I'm like, well we already did that, and I'm like, hmm,
makes me think of Romo and Jerry Foot and us.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
To pressure him and signing a bad deal. Yeah, it's again,
it's for I enjoyed every second of it because the
slow drip of nostalgia straight into my veins.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Well they were actually winning when exactly.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
And you know, getting to show the roommate actually how
awesome it was at one point in our lifetime to
the Cowboy it was dude, Peter Jennings and Barbara Walters,
Connie Chung doing like a cow boys did SNL like
ABC evening news reports about the Jimmy and Jerry feud,

(51:06):
like in between, like oh yeah, we're selling missiles to
uh Iran contras and also Jimmy and Jerry are fighting
with each like it's these these it should not have
been next.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
To it was exactly what he was a soap opera
twenty four to seven.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
And he continues to get that. Uh we're gonna talk
a little bit about that in the cow notes in
a minute, but uh, I need to need to move on.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Speaking of soap operas. Twenty five give you a minute.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
We had many, many good things happened over the past
couple of days and sweep.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
You shut your mouth, sorry, shut your mouth on this minute.
We swept the Cardinals, loved it. Shout out to my
boy Eric, who's diehard Cardinals fan.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
But then burning hell Eric, then we go metaphorically.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Then we go and take care of two games in Tampa.
So we're on a five game winning streak. We were
like one of the only two teams to hit over
nine home runs and back to back are like, what
was it? I had the statt, I don't have it
pulled up one face, id face, oh man. But anyway,

(52:22):
we cranked out nine home runs in one game, tied
Yankees record. We go into we go into our thing.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
We have Stanza Day, my Seinfeld favorite show, and we
blow three games to the Red Sox, one a complete blowout,
in two winnable, but we win the last one, and
we won today scoring ten runs.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Still in homies, we're still in it.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Who are you all? Who's the series right now? Whost Okay?
That doesn't help for that doesn't move the standing, not all.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
We have the easiest schedule for players percentage like the
winning percentages throughout the Yeah, for the rest of the thing.
But we do have a series against Toronto.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Doesn't really help me. If you play Houston or Seattle.
I went rooting for the Yankees. Don't need to stop winning, man. Yeah,
that that Rangers series against the Royals last week is
looking more and more like that might have that might
have been what separates them from a playoff spot potentially.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Uh, but we're just like, right now, it's our bullpen.
I mean, it's just we right now. We won. We
were up ten to one, and we give up a
grand slam in the you know, in the ninth bottom
of the top of the ninth inning while we're playing
at home, and it's just what is wrong with our bullpen?

(53:49):
We're supposed to have one of the best bullpens in
the league, and we did for a long time. And
it's just it all started with we got Devin Hamilton whatever,
Oh Devin william but he's Hamilton to me. Let's go
with that. This was it was national it was Hamilton
Appreciation night, since it was Washington and the Yankees that

(54:11):
they had Hamilton stars there, you know, yay Broadway.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Oh my god, I was trying to figure.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
I was racking my brain like what Hamilton played for
the Nationals and the Yankees or where like who are we?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Good lord? That if only I could get my shot.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Oh five hundred, five hundred subscribers, and you sing a Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Song, I'll do it all right, Well we need to
we boosted.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
You heard it here first. Yeah, you're still looking at
the uh looking at the playoff odds. I mean you're
at ninety six percent. You're in Yeah, uh, I know,
I know.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
With our bullpen giving up like five six runs a
game and calmat.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
So Blue Jays, so Tigers are one hundred percent, they're
gonna make it.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Yeah, Blue Jays. Cleveland th Cliff.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
So they just got swept by the Rangers over the weekend,
which is why.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
There was a.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
There was a well because the Grom gave up a
leadoff home run tonight. There was a stretch where the
Rangers didn't give up a run against Cleveland for nineteen
straight innings. They from the end of the first game
and then they shut them out the next two games
of the series. So they dominated Cleveland and they were

(55:30):
putting up crooked numbers too. So yeah, Cleveland is now
the Royals are now the team in between Texas. Yeah,
Red Sox sitting at a ninety chance.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Which if you know one thing that series last year
between the Yankees and Royals. Was it was great? He dude, Yeah,
I would love to see one game playoff and just
have a all out brawl.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
So the problem is, so the Astros are sitting at
nine to make the playoffs. The Mariners are at eighty
nine percent, which means the Rangers are at eleven percent. Yeah, man,
to make the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
That's Suarez trade.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Royals are sixteen percent.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
The Suarez trade has proven to be their their go
to and like, uh, well and.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Jumper hits his fiftieth home run tonight breaks uh Salvador
Perez home runs by a catcher record, He's gonna win
the Al.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
He is not. He doesn't deserve what's his bat and average?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
I think he baseball Baseball riders are traditionally more not lenient,
but more likely to give when a guy does something
that sets a record at his position. I mean, that's
how Salvador rose Perro's got all of those MVP votes
that season.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
I think in the first half of the year, Judge
did something nobody has ever done at the plate, and.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
He's hitting two thirty since the All Star break.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Well, he was injured.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Well I don't I know, but he to Judge Judge said,
I read it this morning.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
I think it was two thirty four.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Uh, Judge is saying he's the injury is not causing
any lingering issue.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
He's starting to do it. He's starting to do outfield work.
They just don't want to, like they need him at
the play and Stan is doing work again. He's getting
in playoff, he's getting in postseason four. But seeing him
play outfield is just like it's like someone with two
left feet two right hands.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Oh buddy, Yeah, Aaron Judge is batting one three now
in twenty four games since the All Star break.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Twenty it has only been twenty four games.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Because it's the injury.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Oh, the injury.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Yeah yeah, not the team number of games, but his
number of games.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
So he's still batting three point thirty, which is amazing
because he did something no one ever saw in baseball
at the plate.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
I think his war is over seven too, right, Yeah,
it's like the ps is still twelve yeah, like like
twelve hundred. It's like some ridiculous But now Jazz chisholm
Man got you know, big Pross much.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
You know, Rest in peace. King. His best friend died
two days ago and the day after hits, cranks out
two home runs, cranked another home run today. He's on fire.
So he's a very streaky player. But if you get
him in the right streak, and if he's just on
this warpath man like watch out. We just got to

(58:39):
stop doing errors and let's let our let's keep the
relief pictures at a medium like a minimum. Yeah, okay,
so here giving up everything.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
This is before the games tonight. According to stat Head,
Judge is leading in war leading and hits, leading in
batting average, on base percentage, slugging and ops. Raleigh cal
Rawley's leading in home runs RBI actually has somehow has

(59:13):
more stolen bases than Aaron Judge too, which is kind
of funny.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
That's a big ass.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Yeah, it's a huge So why they call him the
big dumper, folks? A catcher hitting fifty home runs is
just insane. It's amazing, especially when he was the count
thirty nine to forty of them or as catcher.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
But when Judge hit sixty two and fifty last year
and he's gonna hit another fifty again this year.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Like, eh, do you think, eh, do you think he's still.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
The you think Judge is going to hit fifty. I
think he's still the leading He's got to be. Man.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Look at all that he's sitting at forty now, right,
but I think thirty games, forty one or forty two, Yeah,
I think you might. I think he's dead on forty.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
I just saw.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Yeah, it's he's fifty. Might be a stretch, but he's
got to still be the MVP favorite. I think cal
Rawley's making.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
He's going to get some votes if he get.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
So he's on pace right now for sixty one home runs.
If a catcher goes out and has a sixty home
run season, yeah, that's going to be tough to if
he gets overlooked. But yeah, Aaron Judge still the al
MVP favorite at minus one sixty, but cal Rawley is
all the way up to plus one thirty five, So
that gap is getting smaller and smaller. Cal Rawley's only

(01:00:37):
in forty nine or did he just he hit his
fiftieth just now or earlier as we were as we
were starting the program.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
How many are we guys? Ninety two? Yeah, nobody's getting
on base. We've just been in a slump, and like
that's what happened, that's what if we just didn't get
slump for two months and now it's just we just
got to survive because our starting pitching is good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
The bullpen is a massive concern in a playoff series.
I mean, when you no faith, Yeah, when you have
no faith when you make the call to the bullpen,
that's a terrible position with a bunch of mushrooms going
to sweat tent.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
And take the whole bullpen and sit there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
And pass around a DMT pen and just.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Be like, this is how we get out of our heads.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
You know that'll get you if your happy place, the
happy Gilmore and that's where you're at on the mound,
and then thinking about killing everybody, like metaphorically, think about
the demons that want to kill.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Your happy place. That's the batter. That's the batter. You
don't want the batter to kill any junior comes well.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
So the Royals are three and a half behind the Mariners,
and the Rangers are four and a half behind the Mariners,
but Rangers losing three to nothing right now to the Angels.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
So the you you sweep the you sweep.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
The Guardians, and then you're probably about.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
To have a problem like the exact opposite of what
we're doing like we can't be anybody of substance, but
we kill everybody that is that we should be killing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
It's very frustratingly unfortunate to be a Ranger fan this season.
The you know, at I'm that eleven percent chance to
still make the playoffs has me at least still checking
the score. But the Rangers don't get to play the
Mariners again the rest of the season. Yeah, so, and

(01:02:50):
they also have a they have to play the Brewers,
the best team in baseball. They've got another bad series,
another bad matchup. So the Ranger schedule is not friendly
whatsoever to them. So I'm I'm still they are still
officially cooked in my book, but I'm at least checking scores.
Let's get into some weekend sports.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Though. If you keep this up on the chat, you're
never gonna get called on again. He's saying Kle is
like six or seven behind Mantle for the most switch
hitting home runs. You put Mickey's name in your mouth, Chris,
you're gonna get it, man. Yeah, that's a crazy stat.
That is nut. That is a nutstat. I forgot he

(01:03:34):
was a switch hitter, Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
I forgot cal Rawley was a switch.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Yeah, yeah, wow. Yeah, that's so we could see check
that man for woids. We could check.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Cal Ray set the record for well, you set the
record now for home runs by a catcher. Yeah, we
could seem set the record for home runs by a
switch hitter. Yeah, and also could seem each sixty. If
he doesn't win the al MVP, it will be because
Aaron Judge gets hot and goes on some kind.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Of tear here and it gets in the fifties.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Yeah, exactly, because he's got to That.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Would be three. Like, there's only other one. I think
one other person ever hit three fifty home run seasons
in a row, you know, and Bonds I think it
might well besides Bonds, Bonds.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Is we just put him off to the side.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Bonds is like it's like Tiger whenever we say anything
about that's fair thing. Yeah, it was like remember all
I was like, oh, the three players have won five
PGA tournaments, you know, and you're like, Tiger, Yeah he
did it three times, you know, but then Ben Hogan
and Sam Snead did.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
It one and also these guys. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Well,
speaking of Ben Hogan, let's talk some golf. The Tommy Ladd,
Tommy Ladd finally broke through.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Got that monkey off his bag.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Baby, what a great year, What a great time to
finally get that first PGA, to her win what ten
million dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
In his pocket? Dude? Like and Scheffler. If Scheffler, I
think if he finished like he bogied like a whole, like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
He put it in the water, that was the end
of the Yeah, he didn't he didn't have to win it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
He didn't have to win it, but he had to
finish like second or third, and he could have still
won in FedEx points. But Tommy won it. He got fourth,
and it was oh my god, man, everybody is room
for him, and of course all the golf bros like
running to there to go watch a lot of throw

(01:05:37):
energy and budges. I love Tommy Fleetwood. We got the
Ryder Cup coming on. Man, you want to chant USA
and you're sitting here rooting for Tommy. That's why I
was glad, what's wrong with you? Well? What the alternative? Usa? Baby?

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
The alternative was rooting for the robbing corpse of camp
Patrick Cantley. Like he his body decomposes every time dresses
a ball.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
It takes it takes half.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
My grandma plays in a round of eighteen faster than
Patrick can't lee.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
I'm like wondering what I'm hidden down him.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
He is, he is impossible to root for, just based
on how slow he plays. It's so annoying, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Then he played with the Scheffler, and Scheffer got all
mad with them.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Yes, yeah, it's Scheffler's not the I mean, this.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Is not its man.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Don't don't mess with exactly, Prison, Mike, prison, Scottie. No,
did you notice so Tommy wins it first PGA tour win. Hopefully.
I agree with you. It was nice to see the
Tommy love now, but let's drop that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Yeah, week, we got three weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Yeah, when we get to September, let's drop that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
And we're gonna get the US.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
You wif said, did you notice the guy the first
guy who came up running up to him and was crying,
hugging him, and then no, no, no, it wasn't a fellow golfer.
It was it was a family member. It looked like
it was like his brother or something. He comes up
and he hugs Tommy and then he starts crying on

(01:07:11):
Tommy's shoulder and Tommy's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Like, are you crying?

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Like it's it's fine, it's great, Like, don't cry, this
is very happy, you know. Turns out that guy that
was hugging him is technically his adopted son. Oh wow,
Tommy Fleetwood is thirty four years.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Old, and how old is his adopted son?

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
About the same age because his wife is fifty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Tommy's oh, Tommy got.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Coogered Clara Claire Fleetwood, Claire Google Claire Fleetwood.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Everyone in group activity, group activity. Yeah, it's not all mean,
there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
There is nothing wrong with Claire, seven year old woman.
Now to see they're English, they don't have they don't
use K.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Forever I thought he was Scottish.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Now he's pure English.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
He's South.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Clara Fleetwood Southport, Southport kid Portsmouth.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
And you seem like she would be older, she'd keep
her last name. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
No's so she has a couple of kids from another marriage,
and she was working for.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
The Uh oh she's straight, she finessed them.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Yes, she's working for the agency that was representing him
and he he actually, from the stories I was reading,
he actually basically had to convince her to get married
because she was like she had paranoia about the twenty
three year This is the age gap is old Ted
Lasso thing if you ever watched the series, Oh is

(01:08:48):
that is this from.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Like the Owner, the big tall lady owner.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Oh, the one that does the cruise ship commercials.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Now And who was the lady who went shame in
Game of Thrones and whipped a c G I sircy
okay by the way through. Yeah. I don't know if
anybody knew that, but that was that was her from
Ted Lasso. Uh. Yeah, she gets on this dating map
where like they it's totally you don't know who the
other person is and you get to know each other

(01:09:15):
ends up being one of the players from the game
is like twenty one years old.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Spectacular, you know, and they're.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Like, I really do like you, and it's like she's like, oh,
you can never be and then long lingering looks.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
I like your I like you, I like your seductive.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Female owner's voice there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Yeah, that's God live. Look.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
I think that's probably exactly what Claire joining us now
Claire Fleetwood.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Yeah. Oh, Tommy, Tommy yeah. Yeah. When you talk to
the public, Tommy you say you got me, you got that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Yeah, exactly, make sure. Yeah, yes, that is shame. Shame,
make sure that is the public narrative. No, she was
Apparently she wasn't there because she she does have so
much paranoia about the fact that she is.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Of course the internet is ruthless man undefeated.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
But also like, what are we this is?

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
I mean, it's not like this is not like, uh,
she's not gonna ever be treated the same way as
Bill Belichick.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
No, no, well that's no, that's fifty years difference.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Yeah, but when Tommy Fleetwood was one of the difference.
When Tommy Fleetwood was ten, she was thirty three.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
It's it's not as bad as seventy years old Bellachi
on Texas. Yeah, Belichick is what fifty years Basically, this
one's half that. But still uh yeah, that was the
besides Tommy finally breaking through and winning. That was my highlight.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
The double standard. I just live by it, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Look, the rules, the rules are what they are.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
I just I'm a feminist. I just do what you want.
But I will look at you cross eyed. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
The uh, it'd be curious because you know, Ryder Cup,
we usually always see the players wives all sitting together.
She wasn't there, Well, she wasn't there this past one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
She's avoided the media. Is she like rich herself or what? Yeah?
So do you think he takes his ten million?

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
And I think they definitely feel like they definitely feel
like a couple who have absolutely separate bank accounts.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Like I think she would think she got a prenup
for him, that's a good question.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
I think she was independently because she was working for,
you know, one of these powerhouse agencies representing soccer players, golfers.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
So she's over Yeah. Uh look, I kind of think
I kind of groomed him at twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Claire if you would, if you would like to, you
can come on the show and young room him.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
I've got longer hair than Tommy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Lad.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Yeah, no, all, I just it's a great it's a
great weekend for Tommy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
I was happy that he won. I was even happier.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
I saw, like when I learned.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
He's with an older lady. You can see it in
his like I don't know if his hands sweat or something,
but he was a lot of a lot of this,
a lot of like you can see the nerves going
on seventeen and eighteen, but like he was just striping
the ball and I mean finally got that monkey off
his back. I don't like it because I wanted to

(01:12:36):
see him choke only because of the Ryder Cup. We
gotta win the Ryder Cup.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Run yes, soil it does make me, you know, Okay,
So as much as I'm not this, I'm gonna put
an American flag on the back of my jeep.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
This is this is America, baby.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
There, and it's in America. It's hosting America, so we
gotta win it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
We're gonna win this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
I think there's two sides of the argument that could
be made there. One, now that he has that monkey
off his back, he could perform better at the Ryder
Cup because this is like like you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Or what you saying, he's got momentum or something.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
No, I'm just saying that he's his mental headspace is
different than where it was, right, But that's not the
definition of the word you're trying to ascribe actions.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
How many times you hear the word momentum during your
Dallas Cowboys doc And how many times did Troy say it?
A bunch?

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
No, it was Troy boy Man.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Coming this Wednesday will be the clip of Troy talking
about momentum.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
He mentions it one time.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Oh, here we go tracking specific specific.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Are you sure on this one time? I'll rewatch it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
I'll tell you this.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
I will kill it in a day again, since.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
You brought it up.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
I also had this on my notes, but I wasn't
going to do it because I didn't want to get
into it again. Explain to me, Explain to me, Cowboys
super Bowl against.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
The Steelers, m M.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Steelers kick the onside kick, surprise, onside kick.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
They get it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
They have the momentum, right according to your definition. Okay,
they drive down, they score, They have now even more momentum, right, Okay,
the defense stops the Cowboys and they get the ball back.
The momentum just keeps growing and growing and growing. Right,
they have all of the momentum.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Then what can kill momentum a mistake and that a
boneheaded mistake.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
And that's why it's not that's why momentum doesn't have
jack shit to do anything. Because it matters is making
a good play at all right time. Because the Cowboys
didn't win that game, because they won that game because
they got an interception.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Let me let me. Let me retort for you, sir.
What is the percentages of catching an on side kick? Low? Yeah, correct,
adrenalin is pumping boom. Then they throw a long pass.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Very low percentage, very low, very low, very low. And
then they throw a low percentage pass that gets caught.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
And score immediately. Momentums going up. All right, these low
percentages things are happening.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
You're talking about where the moment momentum meter is growing.
I'm about to get my special move. Oh my god,
we're gonna We're gonna actually capitalize on the moment. That's
a video game. That's not how they brought it for
world life.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
That's not Captain the Capcom versus Marble from real life.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
You know what I stand down, that's correct, that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
Is, and so therefore we can let it get me
to give me the time. You're sitting there building that
bar up. If we want to keep on the Capcom
Marble thing, building that bar up.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Yes, let's please, and then please deep and stops.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
One of the greatest offenses would you say, ever made
or just in that era the era in there? Okay,
one of the greatest offense there Boom stop them when
they needed to stop them. You know, even when they
went for fourth and one, stop them, you know, so therefore.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Stop them twice twice.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Yeah, so their momentum is going crazy, these low percentage
plays they're making on the rag because they have all
the momentum, and then a high percentage play didn't happen
and killed the momentum and they couldn't even complete high
percentage plays. That's what momentum is. The low percentage becomes

(01:16:43):
high percentage, and when you kill it, you can't even
get the high percentage done because you're in.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Your head, dude, And that's that. All sounds great, but
the numbers just don't. That doesn't These are professional athletes.
They should be able to complete ninety percent chance play.
They should be able to do that. They're professional athletes.
Why can't they do that? Why is it because the
millennium is crushed and they're in their head? Because it was,
as you were just saying a second ago, the mental

(01:17:10):
as you as I was saying, space I am, it's
not no, it's listen.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
I'm gonna bring a legal pass. Listen, the idea.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
I'm not arguing against the idea Douglas debate, you know,
I'm arguing against the lazy narrative where someone like this weekend, Okay,
I'm watching Tarleton play Portland State Portland States because it's
week zero of college football and I'm a sports fiend.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
I can't get enough.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
And I paid I paid tuition at Tarleton.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Say, when I was at Tarleton State, they won a
national championship.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Damn it, Charleston's Okay, it was in rodeo, but it
still counts.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
And Ryan Binglem was on that team, great country music singer.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
So I'm watching that game and Charlton State's up twenty
eight to nothing, twenty eight to nothing, Charlton State fumbles
the ball, Portland State recovers it, and immediately the announcer goes, oh,
Portland State getting a little momentum now, and it's like, no, no,
They're down twenty eight to nothing and they recovered a fumble.

(01:18:16):
That's not momentum at all. That's just a bad play.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
No, it has that was a preemptive momentum. That a
preemptive momentum saying by the announcer and sloppy, sloppy move.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
And I think you're understanding what my argument is. What
you're describing I agree with and I'm arguing because I
don't want to say you're right. So what I'm what
I'm arguing is the use of the term momentum can
be Yeah, ninety percent of the time when you hear
an announcer say it, it's absolute bullshit. And it doesn't
he doesn't mean the definition word of what he's trying

(01:18:50):
to do.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
No, I think they're I've never Yes, you have no momentum.
It doesn't exist.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
All this was, this is the day we've talked about
that you've gotten this. I believe I don't believe that
momentum determines outcomes of games. I still think that what
determines outcomes again, individual plays like Larry Brown intercepting the ball.
When you try to tell me the Steelers, Steelers have

(01:19:19):
all the momentum, well how much how many catch?

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
How many points?

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Is that he could? What?

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Yeah it was Mike I that was talking about it, right, Yeah, Okay, anyway, well.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
You know that you know this all started when I'm like,
when the refs kill the momentum, they like their momentum, right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
And that's and and that is what kills me because
that is just such a lazy narrative about moment trying
to assign statistical.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Value data value to.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
You when you get it, when you get the ball
and you get a turnover like the Niners did back
in ninety three and and or was it ninety three? Yeah, oh,
ninety two the first time they played, and they sat
there and threw an eighty r touchdown pass Jerry Rice
and he gets called back first play the game moment

(01:20:16):
to Killer.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
No, no, it's not because it's the first play of
the All right, we're done with this for the at
least this installment. We'll go to the judges card to
see who won this one. I mentioned the Charlton State
game we did get I got my first college football
quad box.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
I didn't know there was gonna be two ranked teams playing.
I would have like paid attention.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
I thought I was just gonna be Oh, farmageddonh Kansas State,
Iowa State.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Yeah. Are they big? Both Big twelve?

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
So completely unstable. First of all, you're playing Farmageddon's one
of the oldest rivalries in college football. It's great, it's
one of the best names of great name. It's a
Big twelve. It's a conference game, it's a rivalry game,
it's a conference game. Both teams are ranked. It's the
first official kickoff game of proper college football season, and

(01:21:05):
it's played on Irish soil, on a pitch, on a
pitch as they would say, that completely fell apart at
one point it didn't even look like they were lying
over in Ireland. Yes, that game was in Ireland.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
So is that the reason why we didn't get it
at regular time? Like? What time did start?

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
So it kicked off at I think it was an
eleven It was an eleven am.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Kickoff, and you know it's you want to terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
I don't like college football starting shopping my ass right
now unless that game eleven o'clock start with the Ohio
Stateton Texas like, move it to six point thirty U
A hole.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
The only reason they're not is because it's their big
that's fine, the big noon game.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
Big noon kickoff.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
All of that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Yeah suck my d Yeah correct, I'm right there with you.
I'll tell you what also pisses me off watching the
quad box on Saturday. Majority of the games were on ESPN.
There's three ranked matchups coming up this weekend, Labor Day weekend.
It's like lsu clemsonechay. Yeah, that's a night game. Yeah,

(01:22:13):
Texas Ohio State, of course is the big one. And
then there's one more. I had it in my notes
last week because it was Notre Dame Miami number six
verse number ten. So the Texas Ohio State game is
on Fox. Like you're like, we're complaining about it's going
to be played at eleven o'clock in the morning on Fox.

(01:22:34):
Come on, get your shit to get so when he
showed up in the documentary, that was funny to me too,
Like they got everybody that crafty Australian, the all of
the every single ESPN studio show I watched, or announcers
during the games I was watching, they were like, oh,
can't wait for the big games this weekend, really looking

(01:22:57):
forward to Clemson LSU. And then I don't forget about
those fighting irish like intentionally not mentioning number one versus
number three Texas Ohio State because it's on Fox, and
I get, like, I know, it drives me insane. I
get you're trying to protect your product, college football, but.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
It's college football.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
We're all like everyone that watches Texas Ohio State at
eleven am, guess what they're gonna watch Clemson LSU at
six fifteen. You're not losing viewers like you're not and
you're not going to cost yourself viewers if you talk
about it during a Tarleton State blowout or a UIW
disappointing loss to Nickel State.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
I want to know the research of domestic violence happening
when these one versus three games.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Happened at eleven o'clock. Cool, but all those four o'clock
phone calls of drum might be onto something drunken. Domestic violence.
Alcohol hits different when the sun's out, you might be
on a little faster, especially in the trailer parks of
southeast Ohio.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
Watch out, watch out. Don't talk about those trailer parks.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Drop drop from Ohio small town geography on me.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
I I gave you love their football. Are they in
Ohio Pennsylvania? Maybe they Maybe they dabble, they they moved.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
They Yeah, they take they take a week long carriage ride.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
Exotic Dayton, exotic Columbus.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Yeah no that. I hate the fact that that game
was played in Ireland. Pathetic, terrible. Uh only other college
football note. I want to talk some more college football
on Wednesday, as we actually gear up for the first
big weekend of college football. I did see ut s
A officially has opened up tickets to the upper deck

(01:24:59):
portions of Dome. Which is so, it's Texas State, it's
uts A verst Texas State.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
To start the season, both teams have serious aspirations within
their respective conferences. Both are looking like potential lging playoff game.
I mean starting game Alma Mater.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
No, yeah, LG, what are you doing Saturday? They want
to come down to the Dome. Hey, buddy, let's.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Go to a UTSA Texas State game. Oh oh, that
wasn't very convincing, man.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
I was like, I go to the tailgate.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Yeah, if nothing else, So that's what as tail game
now as someone who only has to walk a block
and a half to get to the tail game.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
In fact, let me let me get that vi P
on that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
Park park there.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
We'll take a walk on over.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Yeah, well that's how we get him.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
If nothing else.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
I am not riding in your AI car though.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
We will.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
We will tailgate together and then we'll see if we
can convince him to actually go in.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
We gotta find that one tail that brings like the
portable AC unit out there, dude. Some of them have
like full blown there's smock bars out there. Yeah that's
too bars, Like they got the mini splits going and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Yeah yeah, you got an HVAT guy just for your.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Oh man, I know some of the cook Off, what
was it? Rodeo cook Off's like you know Rodney like
boy Rodney Man.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
He goes on there too and easy, he sleeps and
he gets so drunk he just passes out in someone's trailer.
Hell yeah, I mean if you're not, If you're not
getting drunk and passing out and random strangers trailers at
a Cookoff, what are you doing with your life? Seriously,
let's do this. Since we're ninety minutes into this operation tonight,

(01:26:50):
let's jump into some X files LG because uh you,
I had multiple people send to me. I have no
idea what the hell I'm looking at. Besides the dude
absolutely wailing on another guy, I didn't so when you since.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
It reminded me of somebody like you reminded me of
his father with one of the greatest knockouts he ever
did in Pride fighting.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
So explain.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
Okay, let's start there.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Because when you you texted me and like, heyy grab
so and So's see if you can find this, uh,
so we can play it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
And when I read the name, I.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Didn't immediately connect the fact that that was any relation
to Rampage Jackson at all. I had no idea like
the great uh not not to be confused with that's
ross aul Or. I was gonna say the Great Rajah
Bell uh noted NBA pest player for multiple teams throughout

(01:27:52):
his career.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Specifically, he's the one that he was trying to be
like Bruce Bonen Kobe.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Kobe hit the game winner over in the in the
one playoff series and it's the sun. So you sent
me this video? Tell me what a what am I watching?

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
What the hell is going on here? Down in the South?
Here here in the South, but Texas the South. I
don't know if this is in the South, but like
down in Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, they love some wrestling and
there's a bunch of live there's they got the little
forms of wrestling. They are trying to make it big.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
So this was what's the one we have here?

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
Like Ring of Honor? Yeah, ring is Ring Honor? Yeah,
Ring of Honor. So this is a little promotional wrestling
thing got with Rampage Jackson's son supposedly, and like I
saw the video and I just thought he didn't like
the guy. But the more I investigated on it and
everything like that, this was supposed to be scripted, and

(01:28:59):
he basically he showed him like how to break They
have video of them backstage planning it out, and like
this is how it looks like, I break a beer
beer on your head, and he goes and he basically
squeezes the beer before it hits his head, so it
looks like it explodes on his head. It's all about
like pulling punches and making it look real and stuff

(01:29:20):
like that. But ram Page's son, he didn't like the
fact that he got drenched with beer when he was
getting shown that beforehand, before it was okay, and you
could see he was just like he got upset. And
he's a professor. I don't know if he's professional, but
he's an MMA fighter, so I really doesn't know how
to pull a punch to make it look like you
know what they always say, hang a string, punch as

(01:29:41):
hard as you can, and you can't hit that string right,
And that's how professional wrestling tries to look real.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
So I read the Rajah Kid he's only had he's
had one sanctioned about Yeah, I think he lost it. Yeah,
so I mean he professional in a sense of he's
done it one time.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Yeah, he's trying to get his name out there and whatnot.
And he definitely got his name out there. Because go
ahead and cue the video of what happened after or
during the match. We got two rests going at it.

(01:30:19):
Your thing. Boom, the main guy gets it. He said,
this is Roger coming here, just straight bodies of them.
These are all connecting, connecting, and he's not supposed to
be hitting them for real, weak stomach warning. And there's
there's better angles to this where you see him just

(01:30:42):
flipping them on the chin after hit. After you got about.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Twelve to fifteen, Oh dude, I read like.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Yeah, and all the wrestlers had to put him in
the corner and stop him.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
Okay, So on that note, yeah, LG, do you have
that other angle I sent you, because again, hope you've
never seen that angle.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
This is the angle that I'm like, this is He
gets up yeah, boom, So this is an old rampage move.
He slammed something of this and knocked him out. Boom
hits the back of his head.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
He knocked out before.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Anything one, two, three, and all the wrestler is like,
is he pulling his questioning this professional wrestlers saying you're
actually hitting them. Now everybody gets above.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Watch at the end here, Yeah, they.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
Realize this is in scripted. Oh you hit him with
a bag?

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
Okay, hold on, God, that's screeching, good lord, And a
lot of these wrestlers have wrestling backgrounds. God, God, Oh
that's okay. That that's not so. It was the first
video then that first angle. Yeah, you see at the
end another wrestler follows through with the bit and jumps

(01:32:08):
on top of him and pins him, and the rev.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
Yeah, they actually show another video of him leaving, like
it was all supposed to be a bit and and
Rampage like had to go out and was like, he's
a professional, he's a professional MMA fighter, he's not a wrestler.
He doesn't know how to pull the punches, and this
was all supposed to be staged and they wanted to

(01:32:33):
show Rampage. So basically the infamous Rampage knockouts. I wish
we were next to that, Like, uh, maybe next Sex
Files will get this is he literally has this guy
and he's standing up on his feet. The guy wraps
his arms up and he picks him up like a
power bomb and boom, just like that, he hits the

(01:32:55):
back of his head knocked out. That was it, And
that's what I think they were trying to mimic, being
like your rampage's son, Okay, we want you to do
the famous rampage news that makes sense. But then he
goes and throws about twenty A makers on them. Yeah, yeah,
that's pretty he's recovering and if you if you see
him go out into the audience, that's that's only about

(01:33:18):
one hundred person audience. No, it's it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
That's why. That's why I couldn't figure out what the
hell was going on like it looked like.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
And there's a lot of these little wrestling venues though.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
That River City Wrestling, that's the Yeah, that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Only do they do like during the week, they only
do like like a hundred you know people venues, sure,
and stuff like that. But then like if they can
get a lot of heat and a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
Of traction, they go and they get bigger arenas, bigger
venues and.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Stuff like that. But yeah, that that was vicious.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
Yeah, and you mentioned you know, rampage offering a defense.
I understand the urge to defend your kid, but explain
to me again how that's defensive defendable because it kind
of just looks like you're wailing. Sometimes he's guy that

(01:34:14):
is knocked out.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Some of these wrestlers will sit there and be like,
really hit me, really hit me. You know, I want,
I like, I want, I want this to look real
because we're gonna get you know, a lot of traction
and a lot of heat from it. We're gonna get
the clicks and guess what, the go the clicks.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
I think you're probably gonna get charges. But that's if
he presses him. Because in the state of Texas, if
we know him for my boy, our boy, uh way
from way back in the day, that is mutual fighting.

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
That was a mutual fight.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
Oh yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
Shout out to boy still doing this thing. Do we
know what state that was in? I do not, man,
I didn't like. I was kind of going on to
see if it was like really real, if it was staged.
The fact that they kept videotape them on the way out,
like he was walking out of the venue, and then
it went to Rampage's reaction, like when he was watching

(01:35:09):
it live, he was just like, oh my god, He's like, man,
he just kind of knew that his son was going
to be in some.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
So it was California. It was the same Fernando Valley. Yeah, yeah,
I I I'm kind of shocked. We haven't seen any
following that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
Was in sans like California.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
Yeah, I have.

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
I'm surprised we haven't seen any follow up.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
Fernando values usually the surfers in Wheat.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Growers and uh farmers Horn Studios. Right, isn't that where
they do a lot of like back like from back
in the nineties when it was I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
That was San Bernardino.

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
Is it Bernardino? Chili Pepper's referenced in a song The
reason I know it As a kid, I was like, hell, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
I want to. I'm gonna visit someday. I'm gonna take
the take the tour of the double decker tour bus
San Diego. Speaking of MMA one, oh, Diego Sanchez lived
like my friend and his wife now, but it was
girlfriend roommate with somebody that was friends with Diego Sanchez.
An old school MMA fire that started on Ultimate Fighter

(01:36:16):
on the first or second season, and he was making
a run and he lived with them because all he
did was work out, go to the gym, come home,
and sleep. So he like literally crashed on the couch
because they don't make a lot of money, you know
what I'm saying, And they only make money in fights
and if they get booked. And across the street.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
I go over there and I'm just like, oh, you know,
it's a California house.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
It's in San Diego. It's on the top of a hill,
real pretty view. And across the street I see these
two girls coming out this guy's house driving like a
you know, convertible, and my guy goes, yeah, yeah, they do.
They shoot pornos over there. I was like, what, Well,
he's like all types of girls coming landscaping, Like, hey,

(01:36:57):
do you need a boom mic guy? So I could
be like.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
I'm tall, I can clean your gutters metaphorically and literally
if you just need that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Who's my Who's my boy? From? Uh what you call it?

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
Who Passed Away? Who? Boogie Nights? Held the boom Mic?

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
Oh? The Great uh Phillips, Seymour Hoffmins, God, I can't remember,
oh man one of the one of the more shocking
uh deaths in a in a movie.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
Oh, buddy, that was a good one. Yeah, what was uh?

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
What was his name? And god, dang Scotty Scotty Gotty
Scotty with the boom mic I was like, I can
go be a Scottie over there, you know. Yeah, I
didn't know nothing, but people were sending me that like crazy,
and I I didn't. I couldn't figure out, Like I
couldn't figure out the context of it. Yeah, And like
Rampage Jackson, I know the name, but I've never seen

(01:37:59):
him fight, Like, I didn't know that. The connection of
that specific move with Rampage's career, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
Like, I guess we need to prep LG. And I
don't know if you can find that video clip.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Let's do it Wednesday, because we'll do that Wednesday and
then we'll do it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
It's literally it's a highlight reel knockout, you know. And
Rampage was known. He started in Pride where they would
do tournaments where they would fight four times in a row.
It would be like Iron Man tournament. So it's literally
a bracket and he gets done with fighting and then
you go and fight the next person and then you're
done and you get always like three fights that you
have to do, and Rampage won one of them. Man,

(01:38:38):
and he was just a dude to do. Was just
an animal, which you know, speaking of animals, have you
seen the old Mark Kerr movie that's gonna come out
starring one Dwayne the Rock Johnson. What do you know
who Mark Kerr is? Uh? No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
That name doesn't mean anything to Mark Kerr is on
the original UFC people and heah, he didn't even get
nicknamed the animal.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
I think it was maybe the Beast I forget. But
he would brutalize his opponents so much they had to
outlaw his moves. No head budding, no needes to the
face on the ground, no this, no that, No twelve
to six elbows to the head. Because when he it
was a good wrestler. But but when he got you down.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Oh this is the new Safety Brothers movie. Yes, oh
that was would he'd annihilate him?

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
And they were like that, we can't sell this product. Man,
this guy is killing people in the ring, not literally,
but you know he could very well have killed like
multiple people in that ring. Huh. And I cannot wait
for this movie because I've seen the documentary. I knew
about him beforehand, and them outlaw on all his moves

(01:39:54):
basically like ruined his career and he got addicted to
opioids all this other stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
Yeah, that'll happen to you know.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
And it's man, it's shout out to him. He's still kicking.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
I was about to say, is he's still He's still
He's still kicking man, still kicking.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
I didn't realize that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
Paid off this movie. Thank God, get your bag man.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
Well, good on Dwayne Johnson for hopefully.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
Dwayne doesn't even look like like that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
I saw the trailer. Now that you say that, I remember, uh.
I remember watching the trailer and seeing but I didn't
know the story. Again, I had no I did.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
That's what this guy he basically knowing no one wanted
to fight him, so booking a fight was like hard.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
Also heard Bill Simmons talking about that. I think Bill
Simmons is my Bill is like Bill Maher to you
is Bill Simmons to.

Speaker 3 (01:40:42):
Me, Like I need to quit him. I need to
move on.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
There is better I don't need to quit Bill. There
is better content to consume.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
The man I listened to his podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
Yeah, yeah, I'm right there with you on Simmons. Let's
do this. Let's skip the We'll say we'll find that
rampage highlight and send it to me.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
We'll do it Wednesday, and then LG.

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
Will do that spurs fight with the new two way player.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
We'll do that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
We'll carry over some fight next files for Wednesday. We've
talked enough cows today to talking the documentary. We'll save
cow notes for Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
Let's talk. I want to.

Speaker 2 (01:41:20):
Get without being ultra generic, where you're not saying anything,
but without being given overly detailed and giving away draft
secrets as we get ready to draft a week from
tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
Yeah, well, let's go ahead and start with what our
format of league this is. This is a standard PPR league,
which means there's going to be one quarterback, two running backs,
two receivers. One flex, which means a running back, receiver,

(01:41:57):
or a tight end can't be a quarteruterback can be
a quarterback. Those are called superflex. I mean one of those,
but like that's a totally different drafting style. Quarterbacks are
a premium, but in this kind of one, running backs
and receivers are a pre premium, then you'll have like
a quarterback run. But anyway, we go one tight end,

(01:42:18):
one defense, one kicker, and then we're going to have
five bench slots.

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
And for quarterbacks, we rushing stats obviously.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
Are going to be one point ten yards, okay, one
point for twenty five yards thrown. So if we're every
twenty five yards thrown, it's one point four points for
a touchdown throwing six points for a touchdown. Rushing quarterback,
receiver or running back.

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
Damn Jalen Hurts might be a top two quarterback though that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
Touch push gets in some points. Yeah, you know. So
that's why Lamar's like all the running quarterbacks like Jared Allen, Josh.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Josh Allen, j J.

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
Washington, you know, Jalen Hurts and Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 2 (01:43:03):
Kyler Kyler higher than he probably should be because of
the rushing stats.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
I don't know if he can see over the working line.
Kyler gets he always he gets picked up like a
lot of these leagues. I haven't seen Aaron Rodgers get
picked once. You know, nobody believes in him because of
his last performance. I mean, he doesn't just think about
Justin Hrber.

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
Rather, I have cam.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
Ward than Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, because the rushing potentially you
can't think about regular football in terms of like is
he better than this person? You also got to.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
Think that that right there is why I hate fantasy football.
Not hate it because I'm doing it again and I'm
happy about it. Let's go z lead us to a championship.
That's what That's the part that drives me most.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
You have you have to you have to click that
off your mind, and.

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
It's it's it's hard for me to think about football
any differently than the way I can analyze football. And
if you got and if you got a team that
is a high like it's like if you know they
got a bad defense, you know the offense is gonna
have to score points, right, so that makes their players

(01:44:13):
premium because a They're gonna have to throw the ball
like no offense.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
Like everybody knows. Jamar Chase is pretty much getting picked
number one overall and a lot of leagues. I picked
him number one overall in my league. I had a
ut homer over the weekend. Picked b John Robinson number one,
and I picked I was number two, and I got
me some Jamar Chase, you thank you very much because

(01:44:41):
the even though they signed Hendrickson to a thirty million
dollars one year contract. I don't know if you knew that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:46):
The Bengals, Yeah, lightning round, Yeah, we had a few
of them signed today.

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
Yeah, that defense can't stop shit, you know what I'm saying.
So Joe Burrow's gonna have to put up thirty plus
points a game, you know. So all those all those players,
T Higgins, Jamar, Chase, Joe Burrows, you know, Jamar, Chase Brown,
They're all going to be value picks. So you gotta

(01:45:15):
kind of like turn off that thing of your brain
and be like, who's gonna be throwing it a lot?
Who's a run first team? Who's a run first coach? Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
I gotta be honest, when you said Chase Brown, I
had no idea who you were talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
That's running that's the running back for the bank for
the Bengals.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
Now yeah, good lord, Yeah I couldn't. I As soon
as you said it, I was like, who the hell
is he talking about? It can be some dude to
actually name Chase Brown.

Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
Yeah, so this is actually so it's so speaking of
the points systems, I got kicking points normal three points
for field goals, one point for extra points, four points
for a forty plus your forty to forty nine, five
points for fifty plus yards. If you miss a forty

(01:46:05):
or forty to fifty yard kick, no negative points. But
if you miss twenty to thirty negative two points, attend
to nineteen negative three points. That's a very like if
you miss a chip, I'm penalizing. I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
I like the penalties because it's a man. There was
the old an old Arizona Cardinals announcer one time got
into some hot water because he was talking about kickers
like being It was something along the lines of, when
he stops missing thirty yard field goals, I'll learn to
properly pronounce his name. He's just an idiot foreigner, an

(01:46:42):
idiot kicker, idiot for una kicker.

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
So okay, so let me ask you this.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
The it sounds like Jamar Chase is a consensus one
to one in your eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:46:54):
It's pretty much overall. Which like if I ever, if
I say anything that's worthwhile, do mock draft. Go to
the app and they will have mock drafts. Go to
draft on the top thing and you'll it'll show you
there will be a bunch of buttons. Do a mock draft,
see how where people are picking people where so you

(01:47:14):
don't overreach. Overreaching means, hey, I picked Patrick Mahomes in
the first round. You could have got him in the
fourth or fifth. You know what I'm saying. So you
missed value by overreaching on Patrick Mahomes early, even if
you like him.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
So if you if you had if you had the
first overall pick and you were considering anybody other than
Jamar Chase, who what would that name be?

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
So in our format you would have Bjeon Robinson soon
is at least, So the top five picks and thin
consensus is Jamar Chase, Bjehon Robinson, Jamar Gibbs, Saquon Barkley
still Saquon still because you know, and then people like

(01:48:04):
the fifth one it used to be McCaffrey. Now that
they brought in Brian Robinson Junior.

Speaker 2 (01:48:08):
Yeah, that's even less. I would say that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
That could he's been dropping a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:48:12):
McCaffrey's probably not top ten.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
But just like he's top ten because he is of
his pass catching. Okay, we are a PPR, which means
a point per reception.

Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
I think Robinson's gonna be more than just he's gonna
be a goal lineback, Yeah, exactly, which taking touchdowns from McCaffrey.

Speaker 1 (01:48:31):
But McCaffrey breaks big runs and catches past If he
catches six passes on an out route or just dump
off passes he can make, that's a point already, and
then if he gets twenty yards, that's three points. You know.

Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
See, I'm just thinking of all of the great I'm
thinking of all of the elite wide receivers that I
would potentially be looking.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
At, Ceedee Lamb, Justin Jefferson.

Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
Justin Jefferson, Lions wide receiver Brown, Yeah, or even the
guy you're in love with with the Giants, Malik Neighbors.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
Oh yeah, I would rather. I would rather take every.

Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
Single name we just listened, except maybe Saint Brown. I
think I would take all of them ahead of McCaffrey,
and even potential I would take CD and Jefferson ahead
of Barclay.

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
So McCaffrey's landing about you said for running backs top
ten nights, So.

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
Top ten I just mean consensus. Yeah, yeah, he's.

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
On the edge of ten, nine through twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
That makes sense, you know, that makes see.

Speaker 1 (01:49:35):
I've seen him go like I picked him in nine
in one of my leagues, just because like the ceiling's
so freaking high on them, you know, but the floor
is low if he gets injured. But I also backed
it up by picking up Brian Robinson Junior later as
the backup, which is key for later rounds.

Speaker 2 (01:49:53):
Can I tell you something real quick on that Brian
Robinson Jr. Trade, y'all gave up a six round draft pick,
fleeced him at least y'all gave up that almost You
basically gave up the same amount of a return that
the Cowboys got for a Mari Cooper. Amari Cooper that
immediately the next season was traded for a third round

(01:50:15):
pick from Cleveland to Buffalo when all we could get
was basically what y'all gave up for Brian Robinson Jr.
And I'm looking at a Cowboys running back room that
has no no one close to the stature of Well.

Speaker 1 (01:50:32):
I thought y'all were going to go after him. I thought,
y'all exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
And when I see it's when I see it's y'all,
I couldn't help. First of all, I thought of you, thought, Okay,
this is gonna be fun to think of greatness it's
going to be fun to do it well. I think
of a well run organization is what I think of.
I think of. I think that's the kind of move
the Eagles would do, the forty nine ers would do,
like teams that actually know how to roster construct and

(01:50:57):
they'll like, he would have been the Cowboys best running
back on the roster by tenfold. Yeah, compared to the
trash heap and the unknown rookies that they had.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
And you know what we gave up for sky more
from from the got sky Moore too. We got sky
Moore from that.

Speaker 2 (01:51:15):
One doesn't but we gave him a conditional seventh. I
mean that that makes sense. Yeah, he's not work more
than Brian Robinson jail. So I have to get that
off my chest because it, Yeah, that drove me insane.

Speaker 1 (01:51:29):
So the top ten consensus is, like those are the
running backs once you get past uh Saquon Barkley. Even
before Saquon, if you think he's not gonna get as
much touch as CD Lamb high volume, but you got
Pickens coming in there, so he's not going to get
that one hundred and fifty reception get year like he
got two years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:51:49):
Pick is going to be more of your big play.

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
Pickens is gonna get I think he's gonna get seventy
to eighty receptions, and uh CD is gonna get probably
about one ten depending on if your defense is just
completely garbage and y'all have to like come back a games,
You're gonna get a lot of garbage time.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
Points depending on if decks words again.

Speaker 1 (01:52:09):
Jarbage and garbage time points are the name of the game,
baby see.

Speaker 2 (01:52:15):
And again another reason why on the surface, I cannot
stand fantasy football because guys are literally you're watching a
thirty twenty four touchdown blowout and it's going to end
up determining whether your fantasy team wins or loses this week.

Speaker 3 (01:52:34):
That's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:52:35):
It's a strategy. It is I I it's a strategy.
They got to suck to lose.

Speaker 3 (01:52:40):
I'm exactly. I'm warming up.

Speaker 2 (01:52:42):
To the idea of but gets hard to but you
also got to get some suck to lose type of players,
you know, get.

Speaker 1 (01:52:54):
Some suck to lose.

Speaker 2 (01:52:57):
Outside after McCaffrey, who's the next running back?

Speaker 1 (01:53:01):
Oh you got you got plenty out there, man, you got.

Speaker 2 (01:53:05):
I mean, off the top of my head, it doesn't
like I can't think there's not another I mean, uh yeah,
Derrick Henry.

Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
Yeah, Derrick Henry. Yeah, he's I'm thinking of like Derrick
Henry's probably going before McCaffrey.

Speaker 2 (01:53:16):
Solidified one one kind of guys, because it feels like
every other team is either going full committee and you
don't know who it's gonna be, or there there's not
a like the Niners now have a designated one A,
one B.

Speaker 1 (01:53:32):
Yeah, but still yeah, that's so you So you got
Justin so following like rounding out the top ten, you
got like Justin Jefferson, Nico Collins because Nico, they're like.

Speaker 2 (01:53:46):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:53:47):
And then when league neighbors Derrick Henry, you got Brian
Thomas Junior, who was the breakout last year which Jacksonville. Yeah,
but he's also gonna competing with Travis Hunter. And I'll
tell you a little bit later lightning Round how I
was a complete sleeze bag in one of my leagues
that I like, where that's I was a sleeze I was.

(01:54:10):
I felt dirty. You got Drake London, who's supposed to
have a breakout year with Michael PENNOCKX Junior coming in
because they had a good connection whenever he did. Ashton Gentry,
the rookie out of.

Speaker 2 (01:54:22):
Oh ashrom Genty thesco kid, d f W kids.

Speaker 1 (01:54:26):
Okay, he's gonna be running a lot in Oakland. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:54:29):
Well and they just signed randomly enough, just signed to
Marii Cooper too.

Speaker 1 (01:54:33):
Yeah did they? So he finally got off they.

Speaker 2 (01:54:36):
Sign he returned to the Raiders earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
Yeah, I might pick him up on waivers. Now. Then
we got you know, Josh Jacobs, pook pooka nakoula, which
you know the only reason why he's dropping is because
of Matthew Stafford injury.

Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
Yeah, who knows what Stafford's condition.

Speaker 1 (01:54:53):
Is going to be a Chan out of Miami, great pig,
Jonathan Taylor, oh the Aggie.

Speaker 2 (01:54:58):
Yeah, are we calling him? He's changed his.

Speaker 3 (01:55:03):
He was a Chan, he was eighth Chan.

Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
He he's I've heard multiple different from from you know,
his time at A and M and now with the Dolphins.

Speaker 1 (01:55:16):
So like, god, that's rounding about the top twenty. He's
that high though, Yeah, I mean, dude, he breaks, he's fast,
he breaks long runs, he's got good moves, and that's
what you're looking for. And they sit there and like
who's their goal line? Back. He catches balls as well,
he's got hands. In a PPR league, you always got

(01:55:39):
to sit there and value these dump off passes, you
know what I'm saying. So like if a player like
a McCaffrey, Sa Kwan, you know, Jamar Gibbs, eight Chan,
you know, not so much Derrick Henry. Those players catch
the ball and they're gonna get you a point, and
then they're gonna get you seven good yards or they

(01:56:01):
could break it and then all of a sudden you got,
you know, twelve points from a touchdown in a thirty
yard run and a PPR. It all stacks.

Speaker 2 (01:56:12):
So in a in a in a question like earlier
when you were making one of your last picks and
you took cam Ward there you mentioned Pennix Junior and
the potential Drake London connection, and that's why Drake London's
going higher.

Speaker 1 (01:56:31):
Yeah Junior, like he could, he could be a breakout.
I like, I like to take a rook pennk Junior
is not a rookie like I just I've always I
have won leagues on taking a flyer of a rook
in a late round like a Patrick mahone.

Speaker 3 (01:56:47):
Yeah, because I was trying to think of a quarterback.

Speaker 1 (01:56:49):
I did Patrick Mahomes, I did a Lamar Jackson. I
did you know Jaydeon Daniels. I won with Robert Griffin
the third, Oh, good old Bob back in the day.
And like I've always you know, I've always like struck
gold on some of these like flyers.

Speaker 2 (01:57:06):
Questionable haircut on Bob Griffin a little questionable.

Speaker 1 (01:57:12):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:57:12):
Well, thinking thinking in terms of quarterbacks, obviously if you're
not where's the drop up?

Speaker 3 (01:57:19):
Let me list you. This is just looking at think.

Speaker 1 (01:57:21):
What the top five quarterbacks would be.

Speaker 2 (01:57:25):
Uh well, h Lamar Lamar because of the rushing, he
would still he's one or two, okay, Josh Allen again
because of the rushing, one or two. I would still
probably lean Burrow just because of the connection with Chase.

Speaker 1 (01:57:44):
And the defense sucks and and he had the most
teds passing yards.

Speaker 2 (01:57:48):
Is it someone stupid like Baker who had insane numbers
last year?

Speaker 1 (01:57:52):
Baker was number five?

Speaker 2 (01:57:54):
Yeah, see that's what I mean, dude, he had numbers.
We talked about it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:59):
Godwin half the season that was not but that's still
you can catch Baker in the middle.

Speaker 3 (01:58:04):
Well, who I said earlier hurts with the.

Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
Rushing U and who's the number five h we're.

Speaker 2 (01:58:11):
Missing I'm missing a big one. Just tell me for the.

Speaker 1 (01:58:13):
Same told that I won the league with them last year.

Speaker 2 (01:58:16):
Tadan Daniels, Okay, those.

Speaker 1 (01:58:18):
Are the consistent consensus.

Speaker 2 (01:58:21):
I'm kind of I'm kind of expecting Jayden to take
a little step, a little sophomore slump. I'm feeling it's not.
I think it's more like when we were doing our
divisional previews about Washington. Yeah, they played I think it
was nine one score games last year and they were eight.

Speaker 1 (01:58:36):
And one, and one of them was a Hail Mary
and one of them was the Hail Mary.

Speaker 3 (01:58:40):
We we saw c. J.

Speaker 2 (01:58:41):
Stroud lead the Texans to the playoffs as a rookie
like Jaden did.

Speaker 1 (01:58:45):
But I will tell you why do you think they
moved off of Brian Robinson junior eight over eight hundred
yards and eight touchdowns, solid back. And they also had
Austin Eckler who they got, who led only three years ago,
led the running backs in points because he can catch
the ball and he was a beast on the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:59:04):
They've got that guy that the barstool dudes love now to.

Speaker 1 (01:59:09):
Ha. Yeah, and then there's also another one the two
rookie the running backs they picked third and seventh round
or sixth round. There they look out standing. So that's
as soon as they started seeing what they're seeing in camp,
they're like, we're running with these two. And they still

(01:59:30):
got Austin Eckler, you know as the veteran.

Speaker 2 (01:59:33):
And like we're gonna talk about the lightning round. They
took care of some contract business today as well. Yeah,
so yeah, I'm I think that's where So okay, So
like PPR, like our league sneakily, someone like bow Knicks
who's getting a lot of completions.

Speaker 1 (01:59:54):
Bo Nicks is he's in the top ten, he's usually
going about seventh or eight.

Speaker 2 (02:00:00):
Would you take bow Knicks or your boy Perty in
our league trying to win the league? Emotions aside, emotions aside,
just because we've had so many wide receiver problems bo
Nicks probably right, Yeah, definitely bow Knicks. Well, okay, let
me ask you this again.

Speaker 1 (02:00:17):
I mean is not going to come back for about
four three or four games.

Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
You talked about George Pickens taking numbers away from cd
is Dak a dark kind of shadow sleeper quarterback pick
with the with the weapons and with the defense that
looks to be just as bad as it was last year.

Speaker 1 (02:00:36):
Dak and Purty are neck and neck and all and
all the things because it kind of checks out, you know.
Perty Still he's a sneaky runner like Patrick.

Speaker 2 (02:00:46):
Mahomes's, but he runs like Mahomes where he doesn't he
runs to extend the play to still throw. He's not
getting Yeah, he's not getting big rushing stats though.

Speaker 1 (02:00:55):
Right, Yeah, he'll get like forty fifty rushing yards or
something like that. But that's still five points, you know,
because you're getting ten per You' getting one point for
every ten yards.

Speaker 2 (02:01:07):
So okay, uh, a couple more because now I'm thinking
about it different because I hadn't thought about bo Nicks,
because I'm thinking Sean Payton bow Nick. The ball completion percentage,
a lot of down the field pass becre then suddenly, yeah,
would you lean bow Knicks or Baker Baker? Still Baker?

(02:01:27):
Clearly Baker Baker runs the ball to Yeah, that's true.
Baker's a Baker's a wildcard man. That is a wild
card name.

Speaker 1 (02:01:36):
If there's a gun singer out there now that Jamison
is on the bench, which.

Speaker 2 (02:01:41):
Oh, Baker's the most wild a starting quarterback we have
in the least, he's Jim McMahon again with that kind
of swagger and attitude. Uh one, Looking.

Speaker 1 (02:01:52):
I don't wind the flag being playing it in the ground.

Speaker 2 (02:01:55):
Looking at the list now of just quarterbacks, justin Herbert.

Speaker 3 (02:02:01):
I haven't mentioned him at all whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (02:02:04):
Just but.

Speaker 2 (02:02:06):
Like, where does Herbert range?

Speaker 1 (02:02:08):
Just so Herbert is not getting drafted sometimes and he's
making if he's getting drafted, he's a backup. And that's
where it's like, it's crazy because we consider him an
elite throwing quarterback.

Speaker 2 (02:02:22):
I think we might be wrong on that though to
begin with, I mean, well.

Speaker 1 (02:02:26):
He throws a good ball and stuff like that. It's
just Quinn Johnson that they picked in the first round.

Speaker 2 (02:02:32):
Catches like Larry Brown.

Speaker 1 (02:02:34):
Yeah he got two right hand yeah, and he's injured.
He had Keenan out Keenan Allen, but now he's got
old Ladd mconka, mcconkay. He was a PPR machine. I
was about to say that, but they also got oar O,
Mario Hampton, Omaron Hampton, rookie running Carolina kid JK and

(02:02:55):
uh one eyed Willie Naji Harris.

Speaker 2 (02:02:59):
For got they Yeah, I forgot they did that move?

Speaker 1 (02:03:02):
Stop playing with fireworks.

Speaker 2 (02:03:03):
Come on, never, it's too damn fun.

Speaker 1 (02:03:06):
I've been I'm a file dude. I used to spend
like two thousand dollars on fireworks sometimes, Buddy. All the
boxes when I was in this light them all the
same time, and it'd be like, there's a thousand dollars
and I'm just.

Speaker 2 (02:03:17):
Like I drove a you remember, like the like mid
nineties Camaros. They're all long and slanted. They had the
long window in the back.

Speaker 1 (02:03:29):
It was the same for a body part. That's correct.

Speaker 2 (02:03:33):
As a sixteen year old kid, I can give it.
Didn't give a ship ninety four twenty eight came out
red with the black top top. Come on now. So
in the back I had a box that was just
full of like fire basically.

Speaker 1 (02:03:49):
But they were like Chinese fireworks that all. They had
way too much gunpowder and bloody.

Speaker 2 (02:03:54):
They were the best. I bought them from a convenience
store one town over. Who the guy was, uh might
have been, might or might not have been selling some
fireworks out of the back of the shop.

Speaker 3 (02:04:05):
And it might or might not be.

Speaker 2 (02:04:07):
The same shop where I also got my skull and
my Copenhagen as a kid in high school. That was
exactly fireworks and dip. Okay, well we'll talk more. We'll
talk more fantasy on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (02:04:22):
On a QB. Guess who's getting picked over Let's say
a Justin Herbert and for QBS, Jordan Love over a
Jared Goff over a C. J. Stroud over Trevor Lawrence,
uh Dak Provo over a Dak Prescott over a Matthew Stafford.

Speaker 2 (02:04:41):
Don't tell me like JJ McCarthy because of Justin Jefferson.

Speaker 1 (02:04:44):
Over JJ like just because he has the weapons and
those guys can just catch it anywhere. But no, this
guy's getting picked before most of them. M plays for
one of the worst franchises in the league.

Speaker 2 (02:04:57):
Well, you already said it wasn't DAK, so.

Speaker 1 (02:05:01):
I'm glad to acknowledge that.

Speaker 2 (02:05:03):
Yeah, who's even left?

Speaker 1 (02:05:05):
I don't it's not the Browns, not Flac going.

Speaker 2 (02:05:08):
No, you're not getting anyone, not not Caleb Williams with
the Bears. Maybe no, worst franchise.

Speaker 1 (02:05:15):
Bears aren't the worst franchise.

Speaker 2 (02:05:17):
I'm sorry. Bears fans, y'all don't deserve that.

Speaker 1 (02:05:19):
Man.

Speaker 3 (02:05:20):
Who am I missing? Not the Jets. It's not just
to you.

Speaker 1 (02:05:24):
Yeah, because he runs the ball. Because of running, he
runs the ball.

Speaker 2 (02:05:28):
Okay, that is stupid, that is fantasy.

Speaker 1 (02:05:34):
He runs the ball, he gets exist points.

Speaker 3 (02:05:36):
Capital a y.

Speaker 1 (02:05:38):
I hate that. And he has a big arm, so
he has a chance for big plays. So he might
have only thrown for one hundred and ninety seven yards,
but he runs for another one hundred and thirty yards.
That's thirteen points I guarantee on the running. And that's
another what four or five? That's another six points on there.

(02:06:01):
So you're looking at it twenty points. Throw a touchdown
in there, a throwing touchdown, and a rushing touchdown that's
ten points.

Speaker 3 (02:06:08):
I have a bad points all of.

Speaker 2 (02:06:10):
These people I've been complaining about, and the ones where
you're like, hey, actually this might be I bet this
is who my guys zeb is looking at like he's
probably thinking like ship I was gonna take.

Speaker 3 (02:06:21):
Justin fields, I hope because the same do whatever you like.

Speaker 1 (02:06:25):
We'll talk. It all depends on draft position.

Speaker 2 (02:06:27):
Yeah, we'll talk between now and next Tuesday when we
do our draft. Tell the people in case we haven't
gotten one more submission, we have one spot, like.

Speaker 1 (02:06:36):
One spot level. I'm checking my email right now. You
got yeah, Lawrence, Uh, Let I know.

Speaker 2 (02:06:44):
He's still awaken there.

Speaker 3 (02:06:46):
We need we need more LG. We need more contribution
from the other room.

Speaker 1 (02:06:51):
He just likes doing his own thing in there. He's like,
stop talking to me, man, I have not gotten an
email yet. So one more.

Speaker 2 (02:07:00):
Slot and where can they send it?

Speaker 1 (02:07:02):
At the cap at cleek So the Kathy Tan two
and oh that's T at gmail dot com. That's T
A G C A P I T A N T
and O at gmail dot com.

Speaker 2 (02:07:17):
We are like the Olympic Relay, the men's Olympic Relay
team every year for like the min every year of
my life at the Olympic. Because I think they have
dropped the baton. That's me, that's me and you, and
we try to get to.

Speaker 3 (02:07:33):
The promotion promotion aspect.

Speaker 1 (02:07:37):
Well.

Speaker 2 (02:07:37):
If l G is still awakened there, let's do some
lightning round before we get out of here. We'll keep
this one quick until we ran a little late. There
left a lot of meat on the bone for Wednesday, though. Yes,
we'll get back into UH the fantasy football talk as
well as some cow notes on Wednesday. Ron Washington UH
today met with the press for the first time since

(02:07:58):
he stepped away from the l A A. Jewels eight
weeks ago he had quadruple bypass surgery. He is eight
weeks removed from quad bypass surgery.

Speaker 1 (02:08:09):
Uh doing well.

Speaker 2 (02:08:11):
Visited Angels beat the Rangers. It's now official four to
nothing tonight. But Ron was with the Angels for the
first time since he stepped away eight weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (02:08:21):
Did we get our breaking news? Breaking news? Hit me
LG breaking news. I think, Oh, the league is full
done all right? Someone who I said the thing was
answered the email. We have a full league. Thank you,
James perfect Well. That makes me feel better.

Speaker 3 (02:08:43):
Again.

Speaker 2 (02:08:44):
Y'all drafting will be drafting a week from tomorrow now,
Ron Washington, he had his heart cracked.

Speaker 1 (02:08:49):
Open, got it fixed? Quit spoken though. I love Washington
Man as a smoker for that dude.

Speaker 2 (02:08:56):
When the Rangers were going to the World Series with
him as their manager.

Speaker 1 (02:09:00):
Puffing heaters mid game.

Speaker 2 (02:09:02):
Mid game, He's sitting in the dugout and he would
lean back into like the clubhouse behind the walls. The
TV camera couldn't catch him. You would just see smoked
it wafting, and then he'd lean back and sometimes he'd
still have the heater hanging in his mouth, and he'd
lean back to take a drag round. Washington is a
god around these parts, and I'm happy to see him

(02:09:23):
back in base, even if it is with the Angels
who beat my Rangers.

Speaker 1 (02:09:28):
Oh man, all right, here me LG. We're gonna talk
about Cincy again. There is cheap and then there's Cincinnati
Bengals cheap they hosting and when hosting the Ring of
Honors ceremony, they asked their players who are getting inducted,

(02:09:50):
to pay for their own flights and hotels and only
one day, RSVP.

Speaker 2 (02:09:57):
God, wouldn't you just be like, no, I'm good things.

Speaker 1 (02:10:00):
Though, They tell him a day before.

Speaker 2 (02:10:01):
You're doing Corey Dillon dirty like that, and you gotta
sit there.

Speaker 1 (02:10:05):
You're going to do Carson Palmer dirty, trying to some
other Bengalso, Yeah, TJ houshman Zada. It was a famous,
uh what you would call it, fancy football name, TJ.
Who's your who's your mama? Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:10:20):
Okay, yeah, that's a little that's a little Chris Berman overplayed.

Speaker 1 (02:10:24):
Yeah, yeah, they that's that's ridiculous that they don't buy
him an aeroplane ticket in the hotel. You don't put
him up in the suite or something.

Speaker 2 (02:10:34):
You can't do Andrew with dirty seafood.

Speaker 1 (02:10:37):
Platter in there or something.

Speaker 2 (02:10:39):
I mean again though, that's why we call them the bungles.

Speaker 1 (02:10:43):
The bungles me LG.

Speaker 2 (02:10:46):
That might have been worse than the TJ wh's.

Speaker 3 (02:10:50):
I hate it when this.

Speaker 2 (02:10:51):
It always happens the week leading up to football season.
We've got a big contract dispute. It's not Trey Hendrickson,
who the Bengals re signed today ended up just making
his deal one year deal expires at the end of
the year. Bumped him from you know, fifteen to thirty million,
sixteen to thirty million. Yeah, it's not Terry McLaurin, who

(02:11:14):
ended his holdout as well signed a three year extension
with Washington. No. The contract dispute is between Fox Broadcast
Corporation and YouTube. Oh God that Texas Texas Ohio State
game Saturday morning. YouTube and Fox have a four pm
deadline tomorrow to reach an agreement or Fox channels are

(02:11:39):
removed from YouTube TV starting immediately. Dude, I'm gonna have
to go somewhere eleven o'clock to Washton. No, no, no,
because this happens every year.

Speaker 1 (02:11:48):
They call your local state, local state. Dude.

Speaker 2 (02:11:51):
I was watching my news quad box this afternoon, and
all of a sudden, Fox News is running ads for
YouTube's gonna take away your favorite prime time lineup. Jesse
Waters says, call YouTube and let them know.

Speaker 1 (02:12:05):
Yeah, all right here me OLG.

Speaker 2 (02:12:11):
Slow build.

Speaker 1 (02:12:12):
Yeah, this might be appropriate because this is my sleeze
bag move, perfect, the sleeve bag move of the years
of So in certain leagues they have idp's independent defensive players,
and one of my.

Speaker 2 (02:12:28):
Guys explain that independent defensive.

Speaker 1 (02:12:31):
Players linebacker, cornerback, like just one player, and that.

Speaker 2 (02:12:34):
Guy go like would have been a great Ed Reid.

Speaker 1 (02:12:38):
Yeah, Ed Red like any linebacker you know. Interception Yeah, okay,
interceptions are very rare, like you don't get like, but
you can rack up ten tackles a game. So that's
why linebackers are her sacks. Yeah, give you league standards
usually two points, but I put it to three points,
so that makes them more Okay, I understand value. But anyway,

(02:13:01):
every once in a while, Yahoo has that two positional player,
and this year one of these years was Taysom Hill.
They had him as a QB slash tight end. So
when he was starting at QB, you could slot him
as a tight end and you get the QB points.

Speaker 2 (02:13:23):
That's not fair. Yeah, that's not It's dirty.

Speaker 1 (02:13:26):
It's a dirty play. So this year's controversial IDP.

Speaker 2 (02:13:30):
Player is gonna be Travis Hunter.

Speaker 1 (02:13:32):
Right, Travis, the one Hunter.

Speaker 2 (02:13:34):
Who's still splittings equally offensive defense in my boys.

Speaker 1 (02:13:39):
Oh, in my main league that I am the only
three time champion that I do live. Remind him, he
asked me. He texts me, are we going to be
able to slot Travis Hunter and the IDP? And I
was like, Man, they're not. Yahoo's not going to allow that.
No way. They're like, this is the whole Taysom Hill crap.
They like end up putting him as a just a

(02:14:01):
tight end or just a QB or something. I was like, well,
I was like, I'll take a look at it. Well,
I take a look at it. You can slot them
in the I d P. Oh No, and guess who
was Guess who was right next to me in the
snake draft order my boys? Zoe? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:14:18):
And I told Zoe, I don't like that. I'm not
supposed to see your cards poker, right, but if I
see bullets, I can't get it out of my head. Yeah,
it's I can't get it out of my head. Man.
You you asked, you showed me your hand. I don't
know what to tell you at this point.

Speaker 1 (02:14:37):
And I took him as you should, And I took
him as you should. Don't let the pressure.

Speaker 2 (02:14:45):
Don't let the pressure of human emotion and years long
friendships getting way.

Speaker 1 (02:14:50):
I told you I was gonna pick him in the fit,
and I picked him in the forest.

Speaker 2 (02:14:55):
Measurements some moves now you can't oh the sleeves bag
movie of the year. Relationships fade, but trophies and rings eternal.

Speaker 1 (02:15:04):
Oh man, I want to be a four time there
these guys, there's a couple of two time champs. They
are catching up on me, man, and I need I
need to pad my stats.

Speaker 3 (02:15:14):
Create that buffer.

Speaker 2 (02:15:15):
Yeah, get back to uh what your niners were like
before the Cowboys. I'm cut through had that buffer of
most Super Bowl wins until someone tied.

Speaker 1 (02:15:24):
I'm Jared plugging against going against the getting Pepsi.

Speaker 3 (02:15:29):
And you're being PEPSI, being all nice.

Speaker 2 (02:15:32):
To out there and then behind your stabbing them in
the back.

Speaker 1 (02:15:36):
Dion. For me, that's how I felt.

Speaker 2 (02:15:39):
You didn't even stab that friend in the back. You
stabbed him in the front. That was a straight I
told him. I was.

Speaker 1 (02:15:45):
I was like, Bro, you're showing me your aces. I
can't unsee it. Dude.

Speaker 2 (02:15:50):
Look, I'm applauding your ruthlessness.

Speaker 1 (02:15:53):
It loves that in a lot of draft. But with
the ship talking going down.

Speaker 2 (02:16:00):
It was I'm surprised there weren't.

Speaker 1 (02:16:02):
I was like, it's I am a you were what?
Oh yeah, we were all live.

Speaker 2 (02:16:10):
All in person together virtually. Yeah, I'm surprised there weren't.

Speaker 1 (02:16:14):
Oh yeah, by the way, LG, all twelve of us
are gonna be live here doing the draft on Tuesday. Okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (02:16:22):
We're gonna have two people with a microphone and then
we'll analyze everyone else's pictures.

Speaker 3 (02:16:29):
Oh hell, let's we're getting late.

Speaker 1 (02:16:31):
LG.

Speaker 2 (02:16:31):
Give me one more.

Speaker 1 (02:16:32):
Let's get out of here, crackle the UH.

Speaker 2 (02:16:38):
Come Wednesday, we're gonna talk uh. CASAT put their top
twelve UH for week one out their top twelve local
San Antonio high school football rankings. I'm gonna talk that
Wednesday because I had a hell of a lot of
fun following that last year there was more talent in
San Diego or San Diego, San Antonio UH than there
had been the entire time I've lived here.

Speaker 1 (02:17:00):
It was almal Heights number one. Last year.

Speaker 2 (02:17:02):
Almo Heights was great, Piper was great.

Speaker 1 (02:17:05):
Idam Port pre rankings, didn't they ranked because they they
got Johnson's head coach.

Speaker 2 (02:17:10):
Yeah, and Sibylo Steel was a dominant Smithson Valley ended
up winning state last year. I mean there was so much,
so much talent in the in the area. Even Ring
and Johnson were good. Southwest went undefeated in the regular season,
made it all the way. So yeah, we're gonna talk
some high school football Wednesday. Also, only other bit of

(02:17:33):
local news. I had justse the fire at the original
Burger Boy downtown brutal when step when I when we
moved here in February of twenty eleven, Burger Boy was
the first like local thing that we were like, hey,
if you ever want a burger you.

Speaker 1 (02:17:51):
Got you gotta go to this. There was thirty years,
forty years of grill like that's what and that that
grill like there's a Burger Boy up by me.

Speaker 2 (02:18:00):
Not to say that hit the sad Nope, not even close.

Speaker 1 (02:18:03):
They need to import that grill up to the one
closed by me.

Speaker 2 (02:18:05):
So reports are it wasn't too catastrophic gonna be closed
for a while, but I think I think most of
the original equipment, hopefully is going to be because yeah,
I completely agree. When when we moved here, Steph was
working at w A I TV downtown and we were

(02:18:27):
when we first moved here, we lived in Leon Valley
for five months before we broke our lease and moved downtown,
and one of the first places a co worker told
her about was that original Burger Boy location right there
on the strip. And then, of course when we started
booking shows and working for s A t X Music
and booking a bunch of shows at all the bars

(02:18:47):
on the strip, Burger Boy became that was arguably like
Burger Boy and Chacho's were like the two first loves
of yeah, buddy, but yeah, very fat, very fat. But
let's close it out with this Burger Boar. You can
cater our live draft here on Tuesday at I DO
and not a bad idea. There are there are two

(02:19:10):
edges of this sword. There's one that's intentionally intended to
stab at you a little bit, but there's another one
where I'm going to give one of your faves.

Speaker 1 (02:19:24):
Credit, so lg one of my favors. One of the
greatest of all time. I would say probably both. I
would say probably both. LG.

Speaker 2 (02:19:31):
Give me give me that clip there that we're going
to close it out with.

Speaker 1 (02:19:35):
Oh, buddy lining up running the route.

Speaker 3 (02:19:42):
He's got it in as sights.

Speaker 1 (02:19:47):
Oh, if it hits your hands, you got to catch you.

Speaker 2 (02:19:52):
A man with two right hands is never how jeredy
d He's not eighty five years old.

Speaker 1 (02:20:00):
No, still out playing these kids.

Speaker 3 (02:20:02):
He still looks great.

Speaker 2 (02:20:04):
He was in he was in town here in San
Antonio last week for the UTSA luncheon they had. Jerry
Rice is sixty two years old.

Speaker 1 (02:20:13):
That man is one hundred and eight years old. A
twenty year NFL career. Yeah, no one can do it
like him, and he's still out. He still had the
better work ethic than ninety percent of the receivers in
the league. So if we count that drop, oh god,
oh okay towards his career total. Now, now you're going
to make me feel good.

Speaker 2 (02:20:31):
You're now you're catching on. That would be his twenty
eighth drop of his entire career. Holy, Jerry Rice had
twenty seven drop passes in NFL games in twenty seasons.

Speaker 1 (02:20:46):
That that's going unbroken. That's going unbroken.

Speaker 2 (02:20:49):
I don't know how you set I don't know how
you keep track of that record or like how what
the record book would say game tape, because you have,
but you'd have to have. You've got to have, Like
thinking about all.

Speaker 1 (02:20:59):
Of you had twenty seven drops in a year and
in a.

Speaker 3 (02:21:03):
Week of Cowboys practice.

Speaker 2 (02:21:05):
If you consider the fact that he's playing in that
West Coast Seaford offense, yeah Walsh offense, all of the targets,
he was getting all of the chances to drop passes.
Because you can't compare him to you know, like other
receivers that the specific system he played in, you would

(02:21:25):
just naturally think he had more than twenty seven drops
his entire career.

Speaker 1 (02:21:31):
He's going across the middle like, yeah, So.

Speaker 2 (02:21:36):
I saw that and it was making the rounds, and
of course Cowboys fans sent it to me.

Speaker 3 (02:21:40):
You got to show it to Cap gotta gotta.

Speaker 1 (02:21:42):
Bust his balls, and the sports gave.

Speaker 2 (02:21:44):
I immediately was like, well I would if this wouldn't
have just been the twenty eighth drop of his entire life,
of his entire career.

Speaker 1 (02:21:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:21:55):
I don't know about his high school numbers, but NFL
only twenty seven. They may on that unfortunate note. It's
time for us to wrap it up. Wrapping up another edition.
Cap tell the good people how they can harass you
about forty nine ers.

Speaker 1 (02:22:11):
Lord, you can get at me on Instagram at the
Captains Chair two one oh. No need for more emails,
the league is full. Let's you want to ask you
my email and I will come to your house.

Speaker 2 (02:22:23):
They'll do that too if you want to reach out
to me on x at Biggest Puma Instagram, Biggest Dot Puma, LG.
When's the next.

Speaker 4 (02:22:30):
Stremeh Maybe Thursday?

Speaker 2 (02:22:33):
Maybe Thursday. I love the uh, I love the punctuation.
Maybe thursdayday. Check out LG's house. Thank you to everybody
who is listening to these. We crossed ten thousand downloads
over the weekend, so thank you, thank you. We're only
going to grow into football season till Wednesday night. You'll
be good.

Speaker 1 (02:22:52):
Peace. Peace, kids. What do we say about rug only
that you stay lonely?

Speaker 2 (02:23:04):
Yeah,

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