Distraction Armageddon! Cowboys Battling Injuries, Jets History Lesson, & MLB Wild Card Recap

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Something still playing sound. It was me. I was still
playing sound from my computer. Oh my god. We are
We are officially in the middle of distraction Armageddon, but

(00:25):
we light the beam regardless. Welcome into the Thursday night
edition of the Sports Cave with Biggest Puma. I am
your host, Sam Freeze, and I'm gonna just start off
with saying We're gonna start off by saying that secondly,
we are massively, massively up against it tonight because I
fear I fear how much participation I'm gonna get from

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the other side of the table.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
But I also don't I'm here. I also don't hold.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
It against you as as your team is not only
facing an elimination game, but against one.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Of the I mean, obviously the Dirty Dirty Red Sox,
one of the.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Biggest rivalries in all of sports, and it's an elimination game.
And then on top of that, your football team was
an eight and a half point underdog after all of
the injuries, and they're up fourteen to nothing on Thursday night.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Football took those points.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Buddy, Yeah, we're gonna get to We had to. I forgot.
I meant to get our picks for the Niners game
on Tuesday. But yeah, for the sake of honesty, we
were I did text I hate him to get his pick,
and we'll get into our NFL picks in the main segee.
Of course, we got some cow notes to get to

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as well. Uh even have a little college football X
Files edition. Got some audio that did that theme song
go again, do it as close as possible without getting
us flagged for copyright.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Viam That's why I wanted to I want to.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
LG. I think we just have our new opening for
the X Style segment. As long as I laid out
enough there we go to not be on top of Yeah,
we are so Dodgers Yankee or I mean Red Sox Yankees.
Still tied now going to the bottom of the fourth
officially the halfway mark. Well, hell, unless this thing goes
to extras your mouth in the baseball game, we will obviously,

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I mean it's distraction armageddon. We're obviously going to be
reacting and updating to whatever is happening in those games.
Appreciate y'all putting the games on mute and hanging out
with us. I should say we're officially less than three
weeks away, you know, from Spurs opening night one of.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Our twenty days, one of our gang in this sports
cave is actually going to be working his first game
in what tomorrow or the next day? Which one?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
G mm hmm six.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
The game against the the guang Xiao Lung Lions.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
The first preseason game.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, so it's it's closed. Man, it's happening.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I think that's what they're called. Yeah, it's that is absolutely.
They play in the uh Chinese Basketball Association Southern Division.
Or we actually get viewership through the roof because we're
talking about c b A basketball. Yeah, let's see we yeah,
the Lung Lion. We'll see what we can. Uh see what?

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Oh they are colors ironically, red, white, and blue.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Say they're colors.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, they're team colors. They're blue. I thought you said
the negative negative? They current current? Any uh any names
that No, No, it doesn't look like there's any former
NBA guys that have gone on back to Chinaericans. No, No,

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Michael Beasley or I wasn't what's the the b Yu
Jimmer for debt. I think he went over there. I
think he went and dominated in China for a while.
They well, wait, hold on, breaking news. They do have
an American named William Douglas on the Rosters Old Billy

(04:26):
Billy Douglas. Yeah, I uh we will Doug. We might
have to do a deep dive on exactly where William
Douglas's athletic career started. Uh LG. Since we do have you,
before we get into what what we watched last night

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Speaker 2 (04:55):
Robert, you're an evil man.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
I got a special sub button. I had one. It's
not working anymore. Great.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
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Speaker 1 (05:13):
That's probably more likely. And I also have you can
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Speaker 3 (05:17):
There's not any content there, but the memberships are active.
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Speaker 2 (05:29):
Qualified for them. I'll put if you want to see
me freaking out during games, I had one. LG tell
me to be quiet earlier in this Yankee game, and
I'm like, sir, that will not happen.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Are you saying we should roll on that for members
only content? I don't need freaking out some pre game
rolling on the I don't know it's.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
There will be explicit explicitives, Yeah, I guess explicitives if
we put it behind a paywall, I guess. If it's
members on, yeah, I guess there's a little bit. Also
should say we do have the super chats open as well,
and we're going to be doing those right before the
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(06:09):
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Speaker 2 (06:13):
Someone in chat already praying to the Lord Baby Jesus
for the Yankees and the Niners to lose both.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Of course, those are teams that you are praying to
the Lord. Those are teams that most proper red blooded
Texans despise hate with full authority.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, the Yankees are America's team.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
No there their team for mouth breathers from the Bronx mouthbrea.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I don't think they talk too much to be mouth breathers.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Watching the game last night, We're going to get into
it in a second watching the.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Game last night for New York. But that's losing.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Seeing that crowd react yelling at their own picture as
he had had a pretty poor three batter performance. It uh,
it just doesn't look like a scene I necessarily want
to associate with.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
But I do.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I say this.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I want you know you're gonna have to stay on track.
You're watching the game, of course.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
No, it's distraction Onarmageddon. It's full on. It's gonna be
the whole episode. I do want the Yankees to win
this game because I want the I want the baseball
distractions to continue.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
You want you want to see me my blood pressure
go up.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Also, I think it hurts more when you make it
further and then lose. That was a ball. Well there
goes the monetization in the FCC. What do you talk?
I heard it distinctly. Yeah, yeah, okay, all right, Well
that'll be a word. That'll be our that'll be our
cover when we get called out. No, it's uh, I

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had to tell you normally. Also update on William Douglas
of the Guangzhou Lung Lions.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
He had a president for a grandfather.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Played apparently played ball here in Texas. Prairie View A
and m.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh, was he born in Texas? Was he good old
Texas boy?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Well, now I might as well do an entire you
said deep William Douglas. He actually, according to the Prairie View,
now he's from he's from Memphis, your old stomping ground. Yeah,
from Memphis.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Humid, very humid out there.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
And apparently goes by will not Bill or Williams. So
Willie Douglas of the CBA, opponents of the Spurs. When'd
you say? That's on the sixth. So we're we're getting
we're about to have at least pre season basketball.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
You know, what we really need is for one l
G to get us Willy Douglas autograph.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
What we could do is get a Willie Douglas jer Yeah,
get that would Yeah. Members of the staff can't ask
for autograph. What had pretty strict rules. Does make me
wondering to make his day, dude, if he's like, if
he's an American over there playing, he's gotta be pretty good.

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But it would be funny if he was just like
the ninth guy on the bench and he was like
and then it'd be like, well, why are you playing
in China? Like how did you How did you end
up in this situation? Yeah, I would assume he's If
he's not their leading score, he's probably a pretty integral
part of the team. Also should mention as well, LG.

(09:32):
We still have the we got the super chats, but
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Speaker 3 (09:42):
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Speaker 2 (09:45):
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Speaker 1 (09:54):
You heard it right there, you heard it. So I
don't normally give you every single because like every day
is four or five national days oh of observance.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
San Antonio's resident DJ, DJ dom Wolf in the chat
what's up brother?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
This one has? This one is full of absolute throwaway holidays.
And I was the one that I selected to actually
acknowledge was National Custodial Workers Recognition Day.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Man. I was friends with all the jams as.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
They were the ones that unlocked the gym for me early,
kept it open late, let me get in and get workouts.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
In when didn't care about was smoking cigarette.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, I didn't didn't really give it, didn't really give
a hell about anything regarding that. Also, usually was like
missing a finger, or had some kind of cool story
to tell about being attacked by apostlem or any of
usually an old you know in my neck of the woods.
Usually it was an old country dude, so always had

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good stories to tell. But listen to some of these
other throwaway days we have, so National Smarties Oh wow,
nice National Smarties Day, like the candy pretty throwaway, National
name your Car Day.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh man, like the vandy plate Corvette guy is going
to be really really excited about that one.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
The roommate still calls the Mustang Michael Scott because it's
a boss. It's a boss. Three to oh two, National
Fried Scallops Day. And then how would you? Yeah, I
don't think they mean that. Is it like a pan fry? Yeah?
I think it's more like a seer than a fry.
And then arguably biggest throwaway national day I've seen since

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compiling these lists, National Produce Misting Day, So the little
misters they have in the grocery stores. We are doing
a national day of observance to recognize the misting machines
inside h GB. So everybody. Oh man, celebrate accordingly.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Feel like I'm getting trolled in the super Chat already.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Of course you're going, oh Andy, the balls loose, that's
a safe. Didn't advance though, Okay, so we have We
didn't get a guy on third, we have for now
that stayed too close. That pitcher backed it up. So
we have a run in the Yankees Red Sox game.
Just prepare for a lot of this. I mean, we're

(12:30):
I'm going to try. We're gonna try not to do
the two and a half hour extravaganzas we've been doing
because I kind of want to watch the game with
some sound. But we do have some staples to get to,
so we might as well jump right into it, starting
with what I watched, what we watched, and of course

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a lot of baseball over the last three days.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Man, have you one thing I've noticed. I've never seen
so many outfielders almost run into each other.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, the past couple of days, communication has seemingly taken
a back seat among outfielders.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
You got like right fielders still stealing it from the
gold glove center fielders.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
That's the one I hate the most. When a corner
outfielder runs in front of a center fielder as the captain, Like,
what are you doing? Especially when the center is there
like Planeted, You're running full speed to get in front
of arguably what should be your best filding outfielders.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
MLB give the cubbies the wind because that was an
egregious strike three call.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh and we got more. Still would have required still,
would have required another hit. Who's who's not got it
would have just led to a base runner. You're talking
about the called third strike and the ninth this this
afternoon or this evening. Look at that graphic.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Man, we got into that little ghost on the subscribe button,
a little blood dripping down. We are We're man, We've
given it. We're given it all today.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
But we are seasonally festive. We're seasonally appropriate with the.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
You know, the one thing I do love is YouTube
TV when they put like the World Series trophy or
something on.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
The it's a good bit.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
It's a good bit.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
It's not bad.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
There's there's like the Walking Dead one with like the
hand the little zombie.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
So on the on the Bachelor, it's the Rose. Oh
that's pretty solid.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Wait, why are you watching the Bachelor? Are you watching
the Golden Bachelor. Be honest with me.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Okay, watching the Golden Bachelor. Since you brought it up,
let me give you. Let me give you a really
interesting fact. First of all, the guy that's currently the
Golden Bachelor is a former NFL player. He believes, he
literally believes he has a sixth sense. He believes that
he can communicate with the dead. He has run with

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the bulls, he's got. He's an absolute crazy guy. But
the reason that's in there, you go single, gonna score two? No,
well we held up just going station to station. No.
The most inch interesting thing about him, so Golden Bachelor,
he's in his sixties. All the women they're bringing on
are in their sixties. You would think nothing, wouldn't you

(15:09):
go for like a thirty or forty year old? So
two years ago he got divorced.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh how old was she?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Early forties? So he's going from a woman who was
twenty years younger than him that he just divorced, that
had his kids, and now he's choosing between these more
age appropriate options.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Dude, I see it not working out.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I would I would think it's safe to say that.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Probably is getting signed early and fast.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
But yeah, no, that's uh that's why. And I mean, look,
it's the Bachelor. I mean I have a female roommate
every now and then we pop over to see what's happening.
So that was a yes. So that was yes, absolutely
he's such a loser. Yes, absolutely, Hey, the batchel are
on the beach or whatever is always if.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
The roommate can read while you watch your quad box
of news stations, you can do the same.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah. Oh no, I'm not saying I'm locked in, like, oh,
you're like, yoh, yes, here, let me flip to my
Bachelor notes here. I've got an entire notebook. No, that's
the purple notebook. That's usually when I'm writing. The run
sheet is when we're watching Throwaway.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
We got to do a deep dived where Puma's Bachelor
podcast is on because.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Careful it might do better numbers than whatever this is.
That's why I have careful what you asked for. I
fear the the roommate's the roommates in side of the
fandom might jump on that pretty pretty hard.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
So we see we got the women audience from age
twenty five to forty five demographic pretty locked in.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, the I was excited at this point obviously, with
the Rangers out of it, and I'm sure a lot
of y'all that are Astros fans probably feel the same way.
I want every single series to go to the max
amount of games. I want three game series, five game series,
seven and seven. Give me as much baseball as I

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can possibly get over the next month.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
I felt like that was last year with the Yankees
before we just decided to brain farts in the World Series.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I mean, it definitely taxes every team's bullpen. I mean
it makes things really interesting. Yeah, taxes individual tax before
the game again, I mean how many I do wonder
it's you know, San Antonio Military Town. You've probably got
a fair share of Yankee fans out there going through
your every game. I feel like, yeah, that's that's that's

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an easy applaud moment from your fandom. No, at least
we've got I think we've done it Korea. Okay, Yeah,
we did get three of the four wild Card series
to go three games. Only one Dodgers sweep the Reds
and that was really that was never even a series.
What was it ten five game until like what like

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the six or seven? So last night what happened? I
believe it was the fifth inning, and the Reds load
the bases, no outs and end up not doing anything.
First two outs, but Elie de la Cruz there stood,
their star is up. With the bases loaded, two outs,

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they can't get any runs. They get two runs at
the beginning of the game, but you knew that was
never going to be enough. And then Ellie de la
Cruz strikes out with the bases loaded, and then that
very the bottom half of that inning was when the
Dodgers put what was it like six seven on the

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board pretty quick in succession.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Did you hear how?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
It was four in the bottom of that inning and
then one more in the next inning. So that was
where it quickly went from a close game to a
blowout again, which I think I mean again Reds are
happy to be there.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
So Jazz Chisholm didn't play in game one. Did you
hear how he started? How he took his frustrations out? No,
he mercy ruled some somebody on MLB the show.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
One of us, one of us.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Hell yeah, like I had mercy rule someone just to
get my frustration out.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Man, that's spectacular. I wonder if the guy that he
was playing knew he was playing jazz Chisselm.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
That would mean because I would like almost like let
him win, be like fastball, don the mill.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
I want to make sure well, unless you're a Red
Sox fan trying to.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Run sweeper outside.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, nothing in the zone, just making wait, uh we
did get earlier today. Uh the conclusion of the other
two series. We got Tigers winning Game three in Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Like, man, I'm I'm glad even though the Toronto's got
the series, the series win over us.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
The is that what the seasons?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
The season series wins over us. I'm glad we don't
have to face a.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, that's especially Terrek Scruball, especially in a short series.
I mean a three game series is one thing, but
a five game series where you know he's making two
stars and then he's probably coming out of the bullpen
in a game five if it goes to five, I
mean he's probably pitching one four and then available as

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his bullpen session. Because that's what the Red Sox. They've
got Crochet out in the I think it would be
really that's gonna yeah, that's at least two Oh what's
he pointing at?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
What's he pointing at?

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Looks like he didn't like a or no one covering. Yeah,
this is see you look at.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
When the Bronx is happy. I'm happy.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
So I had forgotten that Nate Low. The Red Sox
picked him up after Washington cut him at so someone
someone tweeted out, it's one of the best things. You
gotta get that man turtle. Someone pointed out, Nate Low
looks like a kid dressing as a Boston Red Sox

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for Halloween. I can't, I can't get that.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Out of my head. That's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yeah, you and Fallon there you go, you fallon and
Louren that's your hey, buddy, that's your typical Yankee fan
right there. No, I I agree with you. I mean
the way the Tigers threw away that division and then
had to go into Cleveland for three games to beat
them in the first round of the playoff, and.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Cleveland looked like they were gonna man until the very
d Cleveland looked like they're making it a series.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, I mean the Cleveland run was insane. I mean,
what was it. It was ten and a half games
out on September first, and it almost feels like, I
don't know if there's direct correlation, but it does feel
like you make that much of a charge to get
back in it, and then you have to turn around
and play the team that you just fought to pass

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in the standings in the first round. I think Cleveland, honestly,
I think Cleveland probably would have preferred Boston or New
York then going up against their divisional opponent, because then
the Tigers have all of the motivation to say, yeah,
we just blew the division, but we get our payback
right now in this series in front of their home crew.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
A little momentum.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Motivation, I think is the is the m word I used.
You might want to use momentum, but I would argue
I would argue that's a great example of why momentum
doesn't exist because the Indians, the Guardians just came back
from ten and a half games back in the last
month of the season, and what did that momentum get there?

Speaker 2 (23:22):
And we dissect the game got their.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
It got them a loss in the series against the
team they passed. So once they scored the rock that
one up to the anti momentum crowd. Did you catch
any of that Cubs Padres game this afternoon? The final Yeah,
Robert called it like that strikeout.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
It was a degregious low ball in the ninth and
it like I would have put two on. You have
one of your better hitters up then who he like
he plunks two guys as well, Like, I don't know, man,
I felt like the MLB wanted the Cubbies in. Yeah,

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big market, classic team.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
I don't think there's I mean, I'm not buying into
that conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
When you call low an egregious low strike, it was
a nice so low though.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
That was what I was gonna say. It was not
really close. It feels to me like more oftentimes than not,
it was the umpire getting caught up in the emotion
of wanting to make the exact punch out call. I
don't think it was a conspiracy to protect the Cubs.
If the MLB had conspiracies for the Cubs to do well,
it wouldn't have taken them a hundred years to win

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a World Series. I do the first thing I thought
of though, as I saw that play out live before
we drove out here. We won't. We don't have to
worry about that starting next year. Oh yeah, that will
be a play that the catcher immediate like no, no,
no challenge that like that and that and that'll be it. Like,

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that's weird to think about, because there's a part of
me that loves the poetic nature of like, we will
remember that, miscall. Yeah, Padres fans will remember it for years.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
We'll remember it until next season exactly.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Judge, Oh boy, go out there and just work.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Them the judge.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
I do love the the absolute intimidation tactic of.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
He walked out.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
He walked out.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, you think that picture wants any of that?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Man? No, probably not. He's he's still have they gone
to the bullpen yet?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Okay, and this is like, oh that could be that. Yeah,
that could Hopefully that's not anything that.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
It looked like it was. It wasn't at the joint.
Oh and here's belly another crash into each other.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
There you go, right as you were talking about, well
you get four runs, you get four runs out of it.
I yeah, I think with the way you guys, seven,
we got a field goal going into the half for
the Niners. Oh yeah, tell me score of seventeen seven? Okay,
still eight and a half point, Still pretty firmly in.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
I don't actually put my money on games. All I
do is fantasy wise because I'm that good. But not
this week, but I wish I would have put some
money on that because I'm like, how are you gonna
You're making them look like the Cowboys versus Green Bay.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
So we're gonna talk about that because when I saw that,
we're gonna talk about that in the main side. When
I saw that number when we were texting earlier, I
myight or might not have put some units on the
immediately immediately.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
You don't, Oh, buddy, we'll.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Get to that though. Anything you got anything else on
the baseball Obviously, now we know winner of Yank Socks
will play Blue Jays, Tigers playing Mariners, you have a
lean anyway in.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
That series Mariners, I think. So I was like, only
because I don't want to see schooer ball.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Oh from a Yankees perspective, I don't know that as
as a Rangers fan and Astros fans would agree that
saw that Mariners team twenty times this year. They might
not have a scooble. They don't, but the.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
They got bad the staff and then we get to
see staff is nasty, unproven dumps.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
See. That would be the great MVP narrative. I mean
that would be even that's what the baseball Judge is
the MVP. You keep saying that Judges the MVP, and
the stats definitely are on your favorite.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I had a mic drop moment last last show about
when now TUV won the MVP.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
That wasn't a mic drop. You got played off like
you were like you were doing a bad set at
the Apollo, like you got played off with the exit music.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
It was good material. It was just Lawrence was like
he was tired and he was grumpy like he always is.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Well it was it was we went. Really if you
did miss Tuesday's show, we went. We had a lot,
a lot of in depth cowboys talk and uh, well yeah,
there was so much to get to. But yeah, if
you we'll call that a we'll call that a mic drop.
It was more of a mic being cut, but we'll

(28:14):
call it a mic drop. And then in the n
L side, we'll get Cubs Brewers similar to this divisional matchup. Uh,
and then Dodgers Phillies, which that's Own versus Bryce Harper.
I mean, I think obviously Tigers Mariners is going to

(28:35):
be the least exciting of any of the potential matchups
we get. But the way baseball is now, I mean
that Tigers or Mariners could end up being your World
Series champion. So of course we will continue to keep
an eye on baseball, specifically an eye on god. Nate
low has just gotten.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Eighty eight mile hour.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, he looks, dude, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
He looks like a it's a turtleneck.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
He looks like a junior high kid dressing like a
Red Sox to.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Really have that thin of blood, Like, are you kneeback
or something? Man Like you're wearing a turtle neck. No
one else is wearing rocking the turtleneck.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I feel like I'm in the minority among Ranger fans.
I enjoyed the Nathaniel Lowe experience when he was when.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
He was a Ranger, he was He's got the Farva mustache.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
He he also has the personality of Farva like it's
kind of it feels like it's more of a lifestyle
than an appearance.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Anybody wants sugar in the coffee.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, very it seemed. I think you need guys like
Nate low in the clubhouse. I think that might have
been the problem with some of the rangers uh results
this season is they didn't have a weirdo like that
need a farva. Everyone, every friend group needs a farva
that you can just pick on and will take it. Yeah,

(29:54):
like it felt like.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Oh, bar soap in my coffee got you.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
You felt like Nate Low was absolutely that for the
for the Rangers. You want to do some X files
or we jump into colw notes, So we'll start with
Let's start with the Ralphie LG. This was the This
was the clip we were going to end Tuesday Night

(30:19):
show with before you had your mic drop moment. So
I saw this. I saw this live over the weekend
and then went to find the clip so I could
send it to the roommate because she is, you know,
she grew up in Lubbock, so she's, uh, you know,
grew up with the masked raider out there and the
live mascot the horse, and uh, when she was a kid,

(30:43):
she was at the game where the horse ran into
the wall and died. She has experience with live mascots
and football funny. Yeah, I don't understand. I guess I
fail to see the humor.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Oh my god, this is so if you haven't followed
laughing through the trauma, Yes, laughing.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
People handle devastating news in different ways. That's right, you're
isn't that a bloodhound gang Luke or maybe bare necked ladies?
There you go. Uh So Colorado last year had a
problem there. Buffalo that they've been using for multiple years

(31:30):
literally just decided I'm done running, like I'm not doing
this anymore. And they would open up the shoot and
let it out and it would just slowly trot it
like it was like it had no urgency, had no.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Uh put a little fines and they give it a
give it a little.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
A little shock. Right. Yeah, there's a delicate balance there.
So the ESPN crew was doing the game and they
showed so the video starts with what Ralphie looked like
last season, but then look at the start difference. It's
always been there, back when Cordel Stewart was there. Uh

(32:11):
look at the difference between Ralphie from last year and
their new Ralphie this was last season. Look at that,
and then look at last year again four times and
we saw last year lazy that was him from that night.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
He was a little sugar in that guy.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
She it's a she now turned the corner that corner.
See yeah again, gotta have representation, yeahing away from the
male buffalo.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
I would assume, you know, in terms of crowd, you
call a male buffalo and a female buffalo the same.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I think a male buffalo is still like a steer.
I think it's like the same terminology as cattle, pretty sure.
But it's two different animals. Yeah, but they're all it's livestock.
It's a bull. Yeah, it's a bull in it's exactly
the same as that's lazy. Well again, it's just all
Usually it's all kind of My boy works the same,

(33:19):
my boy Schlittler for livestock animals. My Schlitzler is throwing
gas seven strikeout. Yeah, careful with that one. There's so
many different ways you could offend.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
So you know, he was born in Boston, grew up
in Boston.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Now you're talking about the Yankee starting pitcher and his
whole family bought Diehard Boston's.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
They're all Yankees fan now.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
And you know he had to be a Red Sox
fan growing Oh okay, it wasn't unless he was the
But now he's like from an Aggie family, and the
fan just everybody.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
The ore that's playing in Yankee Stadium is something I
can never describe. I've been to find way so many times.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
But yeah, go to Camp new go to Stanford Bridge.
I love the fact that this the BNA bell, you know.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Right now, even in our relievers, he's our only one
hundred mile an hour picture right now.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
That's concerning. Yeah, I mean, because the way baseball is now,
you if you don't have well, we had two three
arms throwing gas out of the bullpen.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Why is it gull used to hit one on one?
He's on the irt another, Yes, from one hundred and
one to eighty three and painting the outside corner with
it too. Yeah, what's that eighteen mile per hour change?
It's almost a school ball?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah. I like that.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
It's like, yeah, he.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Throws one good Curveball's let's not compare them to the
most dominant pitcher in the American League.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
It's a bit outside now.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
The Colorado fan experience now, I think is probably greatly
improved by having a mascot that actually wants to run
when they open the gate.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
It's gotta be like the Oklahoma wagon where you gotta
see someone fall off and eat.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
I think at some point this season one of those handlers,
one of those Colorado handlers, is absolutely gonna just be
holding onto the rope as they're being dragged across the
forty yard line by Ralphie. Yeah, I look, Ralphie. I
love it, I love it. I love it when the
Sooner Schooner takes a spill.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
I mean you're in Boulder, Colorado. That's one of the
great man smoking the Devil's lettuce Dame in the mascot.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Ralphie the Buffalo. Well, hell, we're so distracted and might
as well figure out the origin of Ralphie the Buffalo.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Deep dive into Ralphie.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Begin in nineteen sixty seven. Yeah, he was high, was
the first Ralphie the Buffalo, but the naming of it
goes all the way back to nineteen thirty four when
he became known as Ralphie. So yeah, they've been running
with a live buffalo since the late sixties.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Had a problem with Bevo in the Georgia game.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
It's because of the hedges. There's no room on their
sidelines because they've got all the hedges that line because
it's Georgia, or was.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
It because he almost took out that joy?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Well, I think it's probably it's easier to say no
when you have an excuse. Yeah, well he almost took
out that reporter too. That was right. You remember there
was a clip back when that happened a news station
that was reporting on it. It was like ut mascot Beefy
almost takes out one of our photo journalists. And then

(36:37):
the other clip for X files here at College Football Edition.
You actually alerted me to this. I hadn't seen it.
This is a man who might not be putting on
this headset again because.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
What we call it is zero fs allowed.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
His attempt at humor did not go over well with
the home crowd, and we were referring to the Florida
and PA guy. This was decided to try try a
few line of jokes here last week during.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
The This would make me laugh. I wouldn't boo. I'd
be like, we'll let you decide for yourself.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
They're now the new face of.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
What they're talking about is the Florida A and cheerleaders
that are all pretty plus sized and and he goes,
this is the new face of ozimpic.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Yeah. This uh the facts I had. So the president
of Florida A and M has now announced that they
are taking immediate steps to ensure accountability. After it was
the band announcer that was talking about the Honeybees. Dancers

(38:00):
had his name. Joe Bullard was the dude's name.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
So it was just so they're a select group of
their like so they're meant to be plus size women
and they're called the Honeybees.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I think we're celebrating body positivity cap where everyone is uh,
everyone is allowed to have a role in the halftime entertainment.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
This is this is taped, this is this is video.
I am a plus I am one of the plus
size community.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
So this gets calm down. He loves it.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
He's I'm all lined up right now.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Just god, it's like a it's like a like a
euro club DJ just didn't.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
But I'm not celebrating. It's a problem, man, Like I
gotta heard you, like.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
You bastard. You waited until I've been trying to take
this drink for ninety seconds. You waited, good.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Lord, probably making the Instagram clip.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Look, I think I think this is this is a
great example of uh just wrong wrong time, the wrong place,
wrong scene. Or I think if you're the band director,
you probably shouldn't be.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Or was it there that's the band director.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Oh he does because he does the PA for the
halftime performed.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
I wonder, I wonder if the girls.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
He thought he was funny. He was trying out a
new line of humor. He's thought he had a good one.
And again as someone from the body, bigger body, from
the community, from that community, not the other community.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
You say it's not a big deal. I say it's
just the can't be the band director and be calling
your people on the field.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Oh oh, Greg, I can't be a honey Bee. I
can't dance.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Really Halloween costume? You dressed up as the one.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Of the members. Okay, five, Okay, I'm gonna write that.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
I'm right. I'm making note, honey, and I will not
wear it. Honey.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
You can write it down all you want. I can't
dress up. I'm not a child. I'm a man.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
I uh rest, I have a resting power king, I
have a I have a dilemma. We ordered tickets. So
remember the band Viagra Boys. I brought in a couple
of their albums I got.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
You know, they played live on Daily Show.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Yes, I did pretty awesome.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
I was like, they're not bad.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
They've been pretty awesome for about five years now. So
they're actually playing Halloween night at far Out Lounge over
in Austin, like a little time, not tiny, tiny, but
a small club show. You're on the Halloween night. The crowd, dude,
it's and stereo lab old like eighties techno punk devo

(41:10):
esque kind of sound. They're playing as well, So it's
vagger boys and that's a good life. It's an awesome
lineup on Halloween night. So I'm gonna be one of
the only I don't think a lot of people are
gonna be in costume.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
You're gonna dress up.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
No, I will not be in costume.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
We're gonna get you honey bee out there. So it
feels like it could go to the stripes will flatter you.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
It's an old school punk show, so I think a
lot of punks would be like, no, I'm not dressing up.
I don't do that. But also, can we just say
they dress up anyway? It's kind of I guess everyone's
everyone's posturing for something. I guess it is like.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
During my little one of a costume stint as a goth,
I was like, there's a lot of work in this,
and I thought it was supposed to be like anti establishment,
you know, going against the grain.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Well, it takes a lot of effort to go a
lot of work.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Man, I gotta paint my nails, I gotta put on
black lipstick or whatever the hell. I'm like, Nah, I
think I'll just be all. I was like, the stono
crowd's more my style.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
So doctor doctor Quentin Ross, the president of the university,
actually he's the president of Alabama State who they were playing.
He said, uh, honey Bees, please know that you are celebrated, valued,
and admired for the joy that you bring to Hornet
Nation and also for the bold and fearless way you

(42:34):
represent the very best of ASU. So it was, oh,
this is even better. I just realized it was the
Oh my god, Okay, I didn't realize he's talking about
the opponents. That's the that's the Florida A and MPa
guy band director talking about Alabama States Dance Club. So

(42:59):
he calls the opponents better.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Even better, it's better.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
When you think it can't get better, you put a.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Little sprinkles on that.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
He just sprinkle it, yeah, finishing the quote. Such comments
are unacceptable and will not be tolerated. The honey Bees
represent disciplined Well wait, hold on, whoa hold on, hold
let's fact check in real time represent discipline, school pride,
and their performance tradition is respected across the nation. Thank you, LG.

(43:32):
Thank you. Yes, how do we how do we have that.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
They protect discipline and well deserved? Is it strength?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
It's even better that he's talking about the opponent. I
didn't realize that when I first read him modesty, when
I first read the story when you sent it to me.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Control.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yeah again, it's it's the women are to be respect
to cap your despite your opinion on the drop on
the humor of the band director, I I stand with
the honey bees. I longed to.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
See with the honey bee.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Lizzo.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
If you're out there and you listen to our show,
and I know you do, go get it. Go be
a honeybee for him. They need it.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Didn't Lizzo get into a bunch of hot water? Didn't
she get to.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
She was making people deep throat bananas.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Well, okay, there are easier ways to say that.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
That's what it was, But okay, sticking bananas down their throats,
that's the same thing.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Somehow that seems worse. The official was worth way worse
than just yeah, yeah, you're you're not wrong there, or it.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Was some like they went to a strip club and
there was like someone put maybe in another orifice. Yes,
and then they're like she like pressured her dancers to like.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Yeah, I remember it was the dancers and there was
a you'll go no good whoever her like choreographer. Isn't
that the word? Yeah, that person was involved in it too,
and uh well, prayers to Lizzo and the honey Bees.
Let's get into some cow notes because again I'm gonna try.

(45:16):
We're gonna try not to take the full one two
and a half hours here tonight so we can get
back to the games. But we've got to get our
picks in. We got to talk cowboys, starting with.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Are we in the may segg?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
They are? Yes, the cow notes SEGGI.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
All right, well, first before we get the cow notes,
something I did not do last week. We gotta go
over our fancy.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Okay, do it? Do it now?

Speaker 2 (45:41):
What was it? Was this supposed to been?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I supposed to do it? No, but do it now?
You just said, I said this is the main seggie,
and I said, no, it's the cow notes. Oh god,
that's those are two separate segments.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Only if I read that thing.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
I stopped sending it to you because I know you
don't know. We have to update.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
You literally told me like right before the show, and
I still got it wrong.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
That's correct. Yeah, I've tried sending it to you hours before.
I've tried telling you seconds before. We're gonna find what works. No,
we forgot to do it Tuesday. We gotta get Did
I win? This is where I learned whether I won
or not in fantasy football.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
I know I lost, so I'm like pretty bummed out
about that.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Oh wait, that's back. That's that's a two game, losing.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
The street two game when I got my number one
pick on I R with a high ankles frame because
he's not Deebo Samuels. You know, is your number one
pick again? Oh yeah, that's CD Lamb. We have the
captain barely losing. James Gang got him with the one

(46:41):
eighteen to one ten team Momentumers lost some momentum today
to King Henry of the Hantums Ivan one twenty nine
to one oh nine, mister wildcard himself the only four
and what not not the only four, but he's number one.
It's Lonnie on Azy one thirty three over one oh one.

(47:01):
Tulsa State Fair Skyride and adolfh Oliver Bush let it
grow and Plumus Posse did not like it and they
beat them one thirty two to one seven. That's the
other four old team.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Look at that.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
AI overlords them, you will not over replace me. While
I literally walked in the house as LG was watching
Terminator Papaya FC beat them one thirty seven over one eighteen,
Eli Suber and he stroke of man, stroke of bad
luck one o six to one thirty three from rikashas Ferguson.

(47:36):
And that is the weekly sports K Fantasy Football round up.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
There's our There's I'm gonna clip that too. So Eli's
Uber is the only winless team still.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Hey, like I said, I went oh and seven and
still won a league, and it was just like I
just had to run off thing. People get healthy, people
get get some good waiver wire pickuffs make a good
trad But.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Have anyone going right now? Do you have anyone in
this game?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
In this game? Probably not because they're all freaking injured. Actually,
Davante Adams, I have him going only two point ten.
Other than that, I didn't have anybody on the bench
Ceedee Lamb's still out.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I don't know he's killing me. I just saw who
you're playing this week. Don't take this out of context
or context. But let's go Aidolph. Oh what I need
Adolph to get that second win? Send you on a
three game losing streak.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
I'm wor you got mccaffery's already got twenty points.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
It's gonna be a big It's a big McCaffrey game.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah, I'm gonna need act h Shane and Baker to
be Baker again.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Come on, man against Seattle and Baker banged up. We're
gonna talk about that to shoot. That was well done,
Well done. Now let's jump into some call news as
I bask in that four and oh, d you a
lot of work on that one again. Shout out good jobs,
glory to Sam over here. Look, someone had to hire

(49:08):
Jimmy Johnson, someone had to hire Shoddy.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I'm just saying, want to compare yourself to Jered.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Just wait till, just wait till this thing's when we
lose one game, heads will roll like they are going
to be changes immediately. But right now, yeah, yeah, I'm
pretty pretty happy with the results so far. Would would
it surprise you? Because it kind of shocked me. I
know the Jets are winless, but the Cowboys are two

(49:40):
and a half point favorites on the road with a
noon kickoff in a stadium where they have never beat
the Jets before. It's only two games since MetLife opens.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Almost, so they're saying as a coin flip, no home
field advantage, right, Kenneth Bourne is not missing balls today, dude,
He's not.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Dropping what's the uh? Are we still? He is caught
like a twenty yard pass still seventeen seven though.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Seventeen seven Niners are driving. We're in rams territory on
like the thirty twenty eight something like that. Matt Jones
looks like can handle Shanahan's offense. You know, can't wait
till brock turtys prock party Tojo.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
That's the greatest Freudian slip from now on.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
He was brock Turty last last week.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I mean, he's the only quarterback that's lost a game
for you.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Way to take my only take before this.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
You just reminded me with your brock Turty slip of
the tongue. Now, I we're gonna obviously we picked the
Niners game. We picked the Cowboys game every week, so
be thinking about that Cows are two and a half
point favorites on the road against the windless Jets noon
kickoff Sunday.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Oh no, it looks like Max limp and can we
just not get injured?

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Man? The most concerning thing from a Cowboys perspective is
the fact that today's injury report featured thirteen Cowboys players.
Oh buddy, And not just the fact that it was thirteen.
We already know the ones that have been missing. You know,
Cooper bb CD, Lamb, Tyler Booker at practice this afternoon.

(51:20):
The only lineman that was in practice for the Cowboys
that started Week one was Terrence Steel, who's arguably been
their worst lineman. Yeah through Well, no again, I'm not
ask I'm not suggesting that I would wish ill on
a good San Antonio kid like Terrence Steele. But it

(51:42):
is a bit ironic to see this injury list and
you know Booker out with the ankle, Tyler Guyton still
in concussion protocol from the concussion he got Sunday night
against the Packers. Malie Hooker is now a didn't practice
today or yesterday tow injury. We saw him come up
lame in the game Sunday night. Uh. The interesting one.

(52:06):
Miles Sanders hasn't practiced, didn't practice today, didn't practice yesterday.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
So we're gonna get a Jordan Blues.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
I might get a Jaden Blue activation. He might be.
It looks like he is trending, trending to making his
NFL debut, although it's a weird one now because at
the beginning of the season, I was like, well, why
is why is he inactive? What are we doing? And
now it's like I kind of like that Javonte Williams

(52:33):
Miles Sanders one two punch we had, So yeah, Javante
luckily is not on the not on the injured list.
And then uh Diggs limited both days, but he looks
like he's going to be a go. Uh the name
that was a new edition. Kenneth Murray the linebacker. He's
been limited both days, but again we've been calling for

(52:58):
Leah Foul to get more snaps anywhere, so if Murray
is banged up, we might see that. And then Marshawn
Neeland was added today. He was a limited participant. So
all of those guys, I mean that's that's ten starters
that either were limited or missed practiced today for a
noon kickoff.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
And they will still have the points.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Yeah, yeah, still still two and a half point favorites.
Some good injury news the forgotten guys Jonathan Mingo and
Kaylen Carson. The receiver that they gave up a fourth
round pick for last year. He got injured in training
camp along with Carson, the cornerback they took in the

(53:40):
was it fourth round last year? Actually had to start
games last year and didn't look bad kid from wake
he Both of them have their twenty one day practice
window open, so they are for the first time since
training camp at least practicing now, although both of them
were limited participants.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
It's just now, isn't it wild that the last time
the Jets were relevant was with but fumbles? Sanchez I am,
So it's it's like see that.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
It's just this is why I don't show you the
run sheet because that is exactly what we're going into
net take a guess. So, since everyone obviously knows Joe
Namath and the AFL New York Jets the miracle when
it was before there was an NFL, when it was
AFL versus NFL, before there was a uh, you know,

(54:38):
unified before the merger, right, So the Jets won uh
division title sixty eight, sixty nine, they get the Super
Bowl mass biggest upset super Bowl history with Joe Namath
and then the league's merge. Take a guess on how
many division titles the Jets have since Joe name it

(55:00):
and the merger they got to with Sanchez. Division title
they got too with Sanchez, they went to two AFC championship.
They didn't get those division titles. I'm not.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
I'm gonna go with three.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
That's a good guess at it's two. Oh and it
wasn't the butt fumble Sanchez years.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
It wasn't BF Sanchez.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
So nineteen ninety eight the Jets went twelve and four,
I believe that was Chad Pennington. I think, oh yeah Pennington, Yeah,
I think he was actually good for a year. Okay, no,
that ninety eight it was still Vinnie testicle verdiest. That's
what cal That's what my uncle would call you when

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he was a Cowboys quarterback. Vinnie Testa Verdi in nineteen
ninety eight went twelve and four.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Wasn't Vinnie for their first with the belly?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, he was. He was well, he was.
He was Patriots with Parcells. He was a Parcels guy
that followed went with Parcells everywhere because that's how the
Cowboys ended up with him when Parcells got to Dallas,
So ninety eight with Vinnie Testa Verdi and then the
only other year they have won a division was two

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thousand and two, Chad Pennington at quarterback. Again, we're talking
about since the merger of the NFL, and.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
There goes Mac Jones, son of.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Their second division title. They only went nine and seven,
so it's not even like it was a good year.
It was a nine and seven bad division and Chad
Pennington ends up winning the division that year as well.
Do we have Mac Jones injury?

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Yeah, looks man, he's clutching, man, he just got wrecked.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Who y'all? Y'all signed what Taylor Martinez, the former Nebraska quarterback.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Is that your backup? Backup? Or was that emergency third string? Oh?

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Man, he had a three hundred and fifty pound lineman
land on his knee.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Yeah, that's not good for your health.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
He looks like a calf injury.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Eh. That makes that, It makes that financial investment I
have in this game a little more strenuous. Strenuous. Now,
things were looking so great.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
We're gonna get a field goal. We're gonna be up
twenty to seven. So okay, so still in field goal rank,
so it'd be like twenty nine to seven.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
They would have to swing the game twenty one points.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
And we ran it down to like seven, actually twenty
two points seven and seven minutes to the third.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Okay, I still feel good about the bet. Then, so
two division titles since the murder, just in the last
ten years. Take a guess at their win percentage in
the last ten years. What percent of their games have
the Jets.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
One, I'm going with zero point three eight seven.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
You are so close. It's point three four to one.
They've won thirty four percent. So they are one out
of three every three games they play, they win one
of them. They that is by far the worst winning percentage.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
And that's just like my six legs over the last
yet one out of three I.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Was so close. Well, hey, look one too many times,
depending on how you look at it. Hey, that's MVP
batting average in baseball.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
One.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Yeah, well, batting one hundred, that would mean you're one.
You get off one out of ten times, you're batting
a thousand in a thousand. There you go. I think
you might be closer to bat, But who's counting?

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Who's one where I'm I'm tired.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
But who's counting. I did also mention the Cows are
zero to two against the Jets at MetLife. Obviously it's
a stadium They're familiar with playing the.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Jets in Death Life Stadium.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
That's what I'm worried about. A team that already has
thirteen dudes on the injury report. Guys are banged up, Dak.
I don't wish injury on anyone his I will say this,
I mean that his injury injury was I had that
would have happened on any filled surface. Yeah. And the

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hamstring injury, I don't.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Think this tatory and achilles.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
That's that's the biggest fear. I mean, we obviously saw
it with Molik Neighbors, and you last act.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Like the Giants and the Jets don't have money like
put real grass in it. Man. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
They'll do it for FIFA, but they won't do it
for the team that they have millions of dollars invested.
Make it make sense, yes, please make it make sense.
I all of that being said, well, look, Cowboys have
the number one offense in the NFL.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Looks like mac Zones is not in the injury tent,
which is a good thing. He's sitting on the bench.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
So, oh, you just got the same strike call that
was low in that Cubs Padres game. You just got
it on the high side of the zone.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Because he probably does the dumb like that turtleneck. Dude. Okay,
what you doing guy?

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Oh it way under it, way under it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Oh judging it? Yeah, you back off there you go.
Imagine running into judge.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
So when I used to play basketball, I pick up
basketball when I was like seventeen, eighteen years old. Yeah,
because basketball was never my thing. They're like, go down
on the post. I'm like, I got no post skills
because I never played basketball as a kid. But I
would set the screens and I was still six foot
five about two point thirty and I was boxing the time,
so I was that's a muscle underneath me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Yeah, that's right. Screening profile.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
I crushed some people.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Man full on Steven Adams, one of.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
My one of my best friend's brothers. Man the sweet
verbas He he man, he's he's a competitor. He is
now a professional over fifty disc golf. Oh nice player
he gets he gets paid to promote certain brands.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Yeah, there's money and he's killing it out there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Well yeah, dude, Hey he's smoking. Dude, go play some
good disc off. It's the new bowling. But I set
a screen on him and he lost his stuff, like
he was like he crumbled. They started started calling me
the wall, you know, and he just like I heard

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his neck pop, you know, and he's like, call out
you up and screams, takes the takes the basketball, kicks
it over the fence like forty yards and just stops
the game.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
That's one way to stop from getting crunched on screen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
And he just and he goes and just slowly, casual,
casually walks and goes to get the ball injury time out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
That's exactly what that. That's more of a I need
a second if I'm going to continue in this game.
The all that being said.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Who do who do I got?

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
I think I think I'm going I got Cowboys. I'm
picking the number one offense in the league going up
against the windless Jets team. If there's any team like
even if Dallas, if the defense is as bad as
it was against Green Bay that offense can score enough
points to make up for it against the Jets.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
I know Lonnie's gonna love it because I'm picking the Cowboys.
And what happens when I picked the Cowboys?

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Lonnie, Yeah, I don't like that. I certainly don't like that.
And I also don't like it because, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
He said I was I was good in basketball.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
I also don't like it because that means you and
I have both picked the same through the two games.
So far, we.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Got three games. I'm not gonna go full. We know
you're going to pick first.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
We've both taken the Cowboys, and now we have both
taken the Niners. Uh and on the Niners game. So
we talked about it a little bit. But this afternoon
I realized that we didn't get our picks on paper Tuesday,
or at least the Niners pick since they're playing tonight.
And so I'm texting you and I'm looking up the

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line at the same time, and I see the Lions
eight and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
They dropped it five points because of Mac Jones, the
guy who won two games right from a busted up party.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
And and a It's a divisional matchup on a short
week but that's Levi South. That's what I'm saying. No, no, no,
that's what all of these sta the fact an eight
and a half point spread in a divisional matchup between
two good teams that aren't just good because of their quarterback,
that are actually lost, but we Losered, didn't lose spread,

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didn't lose lenor didn't lose any other because that was
immediately what I was trying to google to search to
see if there were some other injuries I had missed.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
I remember you asked me, like, any other injuries there, right,
I was like, no, just you know, uh percell.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
And yeah, I asked you that because I was about
to put a put a little chunk, put a little
chunk on that because uh yeah. So the game opened
at three and a half before the news of Party
being out immediately jumped to eight and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Its crazy. And then at the end of the first quarter,
when the Niners were up fourteen to nothing, the live
betting line was back to Niners minus one and a half.
Oh oh yeah, because after one quarter of play you
had a ten point fluctuation of what the live betting

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line was versus So it start opened three and a half,
went to eight and a half, and after the first
quarter was one and a half. The whole other way
just an absolute crazy, crazy line. As we sit here, now,
what is it still twenty to seven?

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Yeah, the Beast mac Jones is walking around the island
like he's gonna keep playing baby, go limp it, limp
down the field, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I mean, all he's got to do at this point
is hand off to McCaffrey or Robinson.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
I mean, it looks like they're the The Rams are
charging right now. Oh stupid screen to Pookah, come on now,
jam it again.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I'm just I'm thinking about that eight and a half,
eight and a half point line because I don't even
if the Rams come back, I don't think they come
back and win this by because I well, again if
I mean, you'd win your pick if they still lose
by only eight.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Now, if you would have told me before this game
with the Yankees Bosox that our rookie Schlittler was gonna
go seven with ten plus strikeouts, I would have been like,
you're crazy. This man is going to be a future

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ace for us. Man. Just think next year we're gonna
have Garrett Cole, Max f Fried, Carlos Rodin and Schlittler
as our four.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Yeah, it's I saw it earlier. It's his fifteenth career start.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Lois Lewis Heill, who was Rookie of the Year last year.
He was hurt most of this year and yeah he
only got like seventy Indians in this year. I mean still,
we're gonna have one of the best starting lineups in
the game and our bullpens are still going to figure
out how to lose that lose those.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Games the beauty of baseball. What are we sitting at
in that still four? Nothing?

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Yeah for nothing?

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Okay, yeah, we'll keep an eye there. The you mentioned
still got to pick three other games, so I've got
I've got some options for you. It's a weird it
looks like we got a pooka TV. It's a weird
week across the NFL. There's not really a standout game
as that I would say is game of the week.

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There are some interesting games, but not not much that
immediately jumps out the interesting ones I'll throw at you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
That look like OPI to me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Broncos at Eagles, Broncos at Eagles, Eagles three and a
half point favorites at all.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Broncos showing up again.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Yeah, they boot the hell out of Cincinnati on Monday night,
doesn't really tell you much. Doesn't say much. The Eagles,
like we were talking about on Tuesday, they're four and oh,
but they've been out gained in all four games. This
year's Chiefs kind of looks that way a little bit,
just doing just enough to win games, which also is
still the sign of a good team.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
We're not We're not picking that game.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Find your way, well, these are options. This is what
I'm throwing out at you elsewhere. Bucks at Seahawks, Seattle
three and a half point favorites. It's a fun one two,
three and one teams. But his baker for sure going
to play.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
You know, it's the battle of the resurgence of was
Sam Darnald number one pick?

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Yeah right, yeah, I believe, or number one? Yeah he
was top five.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Yeah, he was a number either one, number one or
number two pick. It's the battle of the resurging quarterbacks
that literally got benched, traded multiple times and now third
overall third. I was so sure on that second. Wait,
that was the Nick Bosa year, right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
It was the New York Jets that ironically. Yeah, that
was twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Yeah, twenty eighteen was.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Now, that was the Baker year. Baker went one. Baker
went one to one to Cleveland, Sakwan two, Sam Donald three.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Twenty seventeen was Bosa's rookie year.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Yeah, dude, like Josh Allen went seven.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Yeah, what if Josh Allen with.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
The Vita vea stud buccaneer defensive tackle, went twelfth to
the Bucks in that draft. That's a good draft actually
looking at h also had the best offensive guard in
the league, Quentin Nelson goes sixth to the Colts that year.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Yeah, and you got some you got some Hall of
famers in that draft.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Yeah, not a lot of misses inside the top ten. Oh,
your Niners actually had the biggest miss, or the first
big miss mcclinchy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Because we needed a defensive tackle, right tackle, and then
he was a six foot six or six foot seven.
He had the prototype Notre Dame. What else do you
need to see? That's taking but he was an absolute bust.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
The pick right after that, the tenth pick, Cardinals took
Josh Rosen, who never got that quarterback resurrection uh opportunity,
or at least never or made it into an opportunity.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
So yeah, but that's a fun one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
That's fun again, depending on Baker's availability.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
I haven't seen. He's questioned, but like I think he's playing.
He's practiced, just a matter of how banged up he is.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
A couple other interesting ones Commanders at Chargers, Chargers two
and a half point favorite, even though they lost.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
If Ja plays, I hope Ye plays, I would assume
that number is based off of him playing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
I would say, because if Jay it's two and a half,
Chargers minus two and a half, it opened at two
and a half, so it hasn't changed. I would think
that's Vegas. Uh, suggesting Jayden Daniels plays that game, Chargers
coming off the bad loss last week at home to
the Giants, looking for a bounce back, Commanders of trying

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to avoid going under five hundred. They're two and two
Chargers three one. Uh. And then this game, I think
is probably this is the one I would probably say
his game of the week, especially after the Jacksonville win
last week over y'all. Chiefs at Jaguars, and the Chiefs
are three and a half point favorites there two and two,

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Chiefs three and one Jaguars are the Jaguars for real. Right,
that's a good showdown. And the opposite side of that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
I need Travis Hunter to get activated, like they need
to start throwing on the ball.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Yeah, there's still still seemingly some usage decisions being made
on the fly there. It doesn't feel the absolute like
one game he'll well.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
You remember you remember my fantasy like scumback.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Yeah, the double the one player two position.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
He's only scored like seven eight points. Like I could
have picked the linebacker and got more points.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
I think the I used the fourth round pick for that. Man.
I think the potential is still there for it to
be worth it. It's just a matter of Jacksonville finding
out how they're going to utilize him consistently. The other
one other game that if Chiefs Jaguars is a make
or break for the Jaguars to see actually how good

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they are. Can I interest you in a matchup between
the one in three Houston Texans traveling to Baltimore to
play the one in three Ravens. No, Texans are two
and a half point favorites. I think that's that's I know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Oh, Lamar's out?

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Huntly is Lamar officially officially out like we have that
he's out, he's like he's a hammy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Yeah, but did we see I didn't see.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
It was in one of in one of my leagues,
I got Lamar and it said out. Well, then I
got him on IR Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
They it says Timeline unsure, but it doesn't look like it's. Uh.
I don't know. You don't have faith in Cooper Rush, Ravens.
It's not hunting anymore. They paid money to get Cooper
Rush out of Dallas.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
The better Dallas quarterback.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
I don't know. Sure, Okay, And when Cooper Rush wins
one game, you'll say, oh, he's better than Lamar Jackson.
It makes perfect sense as we do the other You're absurd.
I think that game is a like you don't recover
from one to four. Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
And to think the Ravens, like with Derrick Henry and
their like favorites, you know, in the Mighty AFC with
oh and the Ravens both underperforming, but Josh Allen you know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Well, and Steelers sitting three and one leading that division exactly.
They'll come back down to Earth, I think, But it
might take down to earth.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Might the Hyahuasca Trip's gonna come to an end.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Down to Earth might be enough to still win that division.
Down to Earth being five hundred a game above or
a game below, that's probably enough.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
No way, Green Bay doesn't come out on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
No, no, no, that's AFC. That's uh. Sincey Pittsburgh Baltimore, I mean,
since he's not unless since he trades for a quarterback.
Cleveland is giving Dylan Gabriel his first career start in
Tottenham Hotspurs Soccer Stadium in England this week. Who's also

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he's going up against Brian Flores' defense in his first
career start in England. Like that's all of those sound
like really bad things just happened.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Just doesn't like Mac Jones personally. I guess man, he's
like QB rush, do a QB rush with this guy
who just like got rocked.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Yeah, why would you ever have Mac Jones and this
guy just rocks him in the back of this unless
you're just doing a like how do you call that short?

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
Like he got Yeah, man, NFL spotters.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
I thought it was gonna get better with the electronic ball. Okay,
there you go, they challenged it. Yeah, I don't again,
it's kind of like college football the same this week.
There aren't. There's just not a lot of marquee games
to throw on the wall. But I hear it sounds
like you like Bucks, Seahawks and Chiefs Jaguars.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
I like those, Yes, okay, so you want to any
other any other games?

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Like? What so the other games on the list I.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Mentioned with Josh all I.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Mentioned Vikings Browns. That's the London or what you might
call it England game. Raiders, Colts, Giant Saints. That's an
absolute like the one in three Giants play the oh
and four Saints at the same time the one two
and one Cowboys play the oh and four Jets. Those

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games are terrible. Uh. We talked to Broncos Eagles. How
about can I interest you in the one in three
Dolphins versus the one in three Cacilaca Panthers. I don't
think you have much interest in that. How about oh
to four Titans versus two and two Cardinals. Jesus, it
doesn't get much better. Lions Bengals Again, Bengals are have

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no offense, no fight. This game might be interesting, you asked,
who's Josh Allen play? The Patriots look feisty, Yeah, they
look like they might. I mean, I don't think they're
obviously pushing the Bills in that division or anything, but
they might be a team that is hanging around till
Week sixteen seventeen, fighting for a wild card spot.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
They are in the rumor that aj Brown might go
to uh the what should we call it? The Patriots,
Like they're interesting?

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
What was that rumor?

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Well, he's sitting all the cryptic message.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
I saw that he does it every year.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
They're trying to Yeah, but they're trying to get a star,
the number one guy for Drake May because he doesn't
have one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
I just can't imagine an undefeated Eagles team coming off
a Super Bowl championship trades their number one receiver in
season when they're that just that. I don't buy the
smoke with that one. I'm sure New England would love
to have him. If you're talking about it from a
Patriots perspective. Uh, And that's the Sunday night football game,
Patriots at Bills two and two Pats undefeated Bills. That's fine,

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it could be a trap game. Yeah, you want to
guess the line on that game. Buffalo at home, Buffalo
at home, Sunday Night, Primetime.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Buffalo plus or Buffalo minus six and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
You're pretty good at this minus seven and a half.
Give it one more point. They like the other so close.
They like the other side of that. That touchdown marker
put that half point hanger on the on top of
the seven. So there's your options. I leave it in
your hands, like we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Have to spin on that last one. I like this Seattle.
I like the so well.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Get Jack Bucks at Seahawks Seahawks minus three and a half.
I'm gonna go with Oh, Derek jeering me, you what happened?
He caught it? These Red Sox don't even help them. No, God, no,
you never help the opposing players when you're falling in

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the dugout. No, let them meet their teeth. What are
you talking about? Man? What kind of woke crap is that?
Giant softy? That's all?

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Someone kick him in the head while he was down.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
Good, it's yan Red Sox. I want to see Verity
Hope da tears. I want to see how does don't
wish injury on my? God? How does that equate to
you're wishing injury on my I'm not wishing injury Right there,
he's got the ball, I suggesting nobody look, and they
quickly go, and then I help after he that's rivalry again.

(01:18:58):
This man, my man got I thought this was Red
Sox Yankees. I didn't realize it was Little League T ball.
Let's make sure. Let's make sure they all get orange
slices and little Debbie snacks in the seventh inning stretch.
Let's make sure the kids don't get hurt or offended
by anything.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Bye bye Dack's achilles again.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
If that happens, you're off there. There's no more show
that involves the cap if that happens Sundays. So think
about that as you as you count the days till
the game. No bucks at Seahawks. Which way did you
go three and a half Seahawks minus three and a half.
Saw how you're going Seahawks on that? Seahawks?

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Yeah, Seahawks, Seahawks defenses.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
That's so I'm at home. I'm five hundred right now
through two weeks, I'm five out of ten.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
It's a long season, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Yeah, you're more like the New York Jets. You're thirty
three out of touch yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Man, there there there were a last week was a
fluke and you know even the first week got you
to ran the table with a block a block kick
run back for the Phillies.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
You know, there are lines of guys in Vegas that
are telling every person I should have I should have
went undefeated, like I should be a millionaire. Hey, I should,
I should? I should?

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
And we went all in. He had horrible, hell have
five percent chance to win and got an ace on
the river.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Okay, so we are And that's a bad poker player
if you're waiting it out hoping for a miracle. Were
we both picked the Cowboys, We've both both picked the Niners.
We've now both picked the Seahawks. The other game, you said,
Chiefs Jags. You want to put that one down.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
But yeah, what's the line?

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
So it's Chiefs at Jaguars and the line is Kansas
City minus three and a half. And that's the Monday
night game at Jaguars at Jaguars, Monday Night. Give me
the Chiefs are three and a half point favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Give me the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Well, I'm you just watched You just watched the Jags
beat your team, so you might have a little more
insight on exactly they got there.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
They got a good d but like we all like,
here's the thing we still with all with two, with
four turnovers total and a run back on special teams,
we still had the ball at the end with a
chance to win with a yeah, I with pretty towing
it around.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
I think now that I think we all see that
the Ravens aren't as good as we expected them to be.
The Chiefs win last week over them doesn't look as
good now as I thought it did last Sunday. But
I I think I think Mahomes covers three and a half.

(01:21:59):
I think Pat Homes on Monday Night football, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Think you're gonna win. I think they'ren win by a
field goal.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
So that half point might be the hook that saves
you there.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
LG.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Let's do it this way. LG. Pick a number one
through sixteen and that will determine. Wake up in there,
what our last pick is. Give me one through sixteen.
Can't be one, can't be sixteen, catorse.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
You know, I don't know French, what the Spanish fourteen?

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
So I'm going to yes, as I was about to say,
that's fourteen, as everybody knows, as we are all very
very well aware, that would mean oh interesting enough, so
that would mean one of the games that we did
mention Commanders at Chargers.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
I was hoping that Chargers minus two and a half
the Chargers minus two and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Yep, coming off the loss to the Giants.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
The g men is Debo playing what's his injury status?

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
I don't think he is. I was looking at this
game earlier because I was looking to see, if I'll
tell you, I was looking to see if the Cowboys
can pass the Commanders in the standings. If the Cowboys
get the Commanders lose to the Chargers, all of a sudden,
Cowboys only a Cowboys hope behind the Eagles.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Jameis Winston in W's Cowboys hop Maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
That Broncos defense can uh finally show the Eagles to
be the frauds that they are. Dallas is right there
in the in a division race. Oh God, y'all. I
love y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Cowboys fans never disappoint me.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
That's a fun existence. Two and a half in the
Chargers favor. Which way you lean him, Jayden Daniels does
look said to return.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
You pick you picked this one first.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
I I think a well coached Chargers team under Harball
is going to be absolutely pissing vinegar all week in practice.
After the way they performed against the Giants, I think
they might have gotten a little too into themselves, might
have been reading a bit too much too many of

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the headlines about their undefeated start. I think the Chargers
bounce back in a big way. I'm going Chargers to
cover that two and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Damn give me, I wanted that I was gonna pick the.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Chargers Chargers minus two and a half. The thing that
concerns me is outside of the Niners, we have picked
all favorites so far, and statistically speaking, odds are that
not all of those favorites are gonna cover.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Which There's gonna be some some upsets.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
It's got it, especially a week this is one of
the NFL is. The NFL is insane for many reasons.
But this is the kind of week.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Where debo didn't act Today.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Five teams are gonna lose games as favorites like. It's
going to be a week where potentially, you know, this
is a week unexpected.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
This is a week where this isn't the time to
make any risky moves. I just gotta I gotta be
in contention with you, and I'm picking.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
The Chargers staying so potentially I would only gain one
game on you, but you would only lose one.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
Gain lost that Cowboys game. That was stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Again, that is the NF. The NFL is stupid. That
is how the league is designed. So to recap it,
we have Cowboys, Niners, Seahawks, Chargers, we all agree on
and then the one game different. I have Chiefs minus
three and a half, you have Jags plus three and

(01:25:52):
a half. Let's as one of my radio idols, Norm
Hitchkiss would say, let's win them all and then talk
a little college football before we get into the lightning round.
It's I mentioned it kind of, you know, like the
NFL week, the college football week is not it's not
nearly as aname week for college It's a pretty it's

(01:26:14):
a pretty lame one. Yeah. I mean last week we
had number six Oregon traveling number three Penn State. We
had a couple of vers was just the first half
was just a Troy. We had LSU ol Miss, we
had Bama Georgia, we had some actual decent rank games.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
We had Virginia trampling people.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
What's turned out to be a good game. But well,
I guess I didn't really expect to Florida exactly. Top
ten Florida State. So Florida State is involved in one
of the ranked games this weekend. There's only two of
them whoa exactly exactly, So number three Miami travels to

(01:26:57):
Florida State.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Oh, that's a good ad. I'm I'm eager on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
Florida State. Mad about the loss to Virginia. Florida State
dropped to eighteen in the polls, not that they matter
right now at all. It's always a fun game. I
mean Miami Florida the league game. I believe that's actually
tell me it's thirty. I'm pretty sure that is an
afternoon window. Let me double check. Maybe hopefully I'm wrong. Yes,

(01:27:25):
that's the ABC night game. That's the that's Fowler and Herbie.
That will be your main ABC game Saturday night. The
other ranked game. Now, now, I just want to make
sure it doesn't go up against that Miami Florida because
that would be the worst case scenario the West Coast. No,
it's an SEC game and it's the lead in on ABC.

(01:27:49):
So these are your back to back games on ABC.
This is the two thirty, number sixteen Vanderbilt. Oh, yes,
traveling Alabama to number ten Alabama Bama looking to looking
for some revenge from that game last year that I

(01:28:12):
think immediately turned sour the BAMA fan base on Kellen
de Bore immediately like he'll never recover from losing at
Vanderbilt in year one. I Vanderbilt undefeated.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Were they whipping boys? And they're now ranked.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
It's like so fun. College football can come at you fast,
so to speak. Also, Diego Pavia might be the best
quarterback in college football Vanderbilt. Oh yeah, he's.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
I mean, he's a how many Vanderbilt games I've watched
this year and it will be Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
I can't say I watched. The last era of Vanderbilt
football I consistently watched was Jay Cutler until until Pavia
got there. Pavia also has a pending lawsuit against the
end double A to try to get two more years
of eligibility, not one, but two, but two because his

(01:29:06):
first two years out of high school he played at
a military institute that wasn't under n C Double A regulations.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
He's trying to get them in IL money, That's what
he's trying to do.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
A thousand because he's not playing in the NFL. He's
he's I say, he might be the best quarterback in college,
but he's also the ultimate college quarterback. He's a guy that's.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Going where it's like, you know, you catch a contract.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Whedon was clearly that was arm talent. Pavia is not
arm talent. Pavia is bulldog toughness. Yeah, big time big
and can make the throws, don't get me wrong, but
not not to the caliber of an NFL quarterback or
what you would expect. So, yeah, he's trying to get

(01:29:51):
a couple more years of that Vanderbilt nil money. Yeah,
but outside of that, those are your only two ranked
games this weekend. So it's a a bit of a
bit of a x hial weekend for college football as
we gear up for you know, some more big conference
matchups and other notable games. Texas back in action after

(01:30:13):
there bye last week, olding olding number nine Texas traveling
to the swap to play Florida and then elsewhere in Texas.
This is actually a good well, I'll say you mentioned
Virginia upsetting Florida State last week. It got them into
the rankings. They're number twenty four, four and one on

(01:30:34):
the year now traveling they traveled to Louisville. Louisville's undefeated,
So okay, that's kind of I mean, that'll be a
good like quad box game.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
Is that like that's a morning game.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
I think I think it's that it's a two thirty window.
Oh wow, it's that afternoon. But elsewhere in Texas this
is a good game, and this is a night game.
I believe. Let's see it is. Yeah, six o'clock kickoff
on ESPN, No. Number eleven Texas Tech. Undefeated, Texas Tech
traveling to conference rival. Now maybe it'll be a rival

(01:31:10):
undefeated University of Houston led by Aggie transfer Connor Wiglan. Yeah, unranked,
but undefeated, it'll be.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
I mean, Houston's got some dog in them.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
Yeah, Texas Tech doesn't have the Tech got that money,
that oil money. They have a higher they have a
higher team salary than the Pittsburgh Pirates, Like absolutely have
that money. Uh Tech, this is arguably one of probably
the third best team they play the rest of the way.

(01:31:46):
So I mean, if you are going.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
They play Arizona State.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
I think we looked it up because they we were
talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
That's gonna be the game.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
They actually have a considerably easy conference schedule, they don't
have to. They don't have a big Yeah, they they
don't have Arizona State. Oh just no, yes they do.
It's it's the eighteenth. So they had October. Yeah, they
have Houston this week, Kansas next week, and then Arizona State.

(01:32:19):
Uh and then the only other ranked team on their
schedule is BYU in November. So I mean, but again,
Arizona State's twenty fifth, BYU's twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Third, Arizona State's undefeated or the one.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
They have the one loss to Mississippi State where they
gave up the big play late got the kid get
on top of the behind their secondary. Yeah, but outside
of Arizona State BYU, like I said, I think this
Houston game is probably their third hardest game, remaining Houston undefeated,
probably going Houston really in the playoffs, really well coached

(01:32:53):
with Willie Fritz. Obviously UTSA fans remember him from what
he did at Tulane and ended up actually having that
team that beat USC in the Cotton Bowl that one year.
Randomly when they just missed the playoffs. Speaking of UTSA,
UTSA also back in action after there by week. They

(01:33:14):
this is a big time trap game when you think
about it, because they travel. It's a noon game in Philadelphia.
They traveled to play Temple, right, Yeah, it's uh not that.
That's a little, that's a little. They are six and

(01:33:35):
a half point favorites. As and Bob Henry Robert Henry
the third getting some Heisman buzz in some ride ups.
Now I mean he's in tank, he's uh no, it's
Utsa running back. He's leading the nation in rushing. Really
unless someone passed him last week while Utsa was on
by which that might have been the case. But yeah,

(01:33:56):
he's gone for one hundred yards every game. He's been really,
really good, to the tune of NFL scouts being out
at practice outside sixteen or four out there the last
couple of weeks. So not the best week in the NFL,
not the best week in college football, but alas rejoice,
at least we do get football.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
They're showing that damn play from us.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
Yeah, where are we? Which one are the Philly run back?

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Blick? Damn there's Oh did we block that kick?

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
It looks like la Rams have had five block kicks
this year.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
We were talking about this Tuesday. There's something going on with.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
Like you because we just we just blocked the extra point.
Now it's twenty twenty. I thought it was gonna be
twenty one to twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
Cowboys had the blocked extra point. Oh wait, you're telling
me it's a tie game now.

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
Yeah, t tie game. Ten minutes left, Niners marching.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Just just don't top that eight and a half. How
much money did you put on this game? The units,
the units that I might or might not have invested
in this game.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Like investing.

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
It's betting, sir, it's investing. I'm making an investment. I'm
putting my money into a particular outcome that I hope
uh comes to fruition. Now, that eight and a half
number was just crazy. I immediately, I mean, like y'all know,
I immediately called Truman. I was like, anybody, let's let's
let's look into this a little closer.

Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
Do you what do you mean technically we got it?
Like if we go and we got to kick, and
then they got to come down and score, they're not
going to get over any at well over the top
plays and then Niners get the ball back again to
try to tie it. Like that's too much.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
That's right. I don't think you're gonna see much time
unless you see a fluke he pick six or a
fumble return on a final play where you're trying to
lateral or something. Which, again, if that's how that, if
that's how I lose those units, I will be highly
highly upset. LG. Did we have any super chats come
through while we were going?

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Yeah, let's give a shout out to uh Lonnie. My
goddaughter made straight a's. Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Very nice. Always say something.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
Yes, it says your goddaughter got straight a's.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
Yeah, she's my goddaughter.

Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
Oh okay, yeah, it's I thought it was like your
mom goes to college type of joke.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
I hope. Wait, someone found you responsible and worthy enough
to be I was the first one to hold her.
Oh what's it called? What's the what is this? What? Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
You know I raised a child?

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Right? I forget one? Okay, breaking news.

Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
We know I raised a child.

Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
He's twenty years old.

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
Look, I I know a lot of people that raised
Looking at his crap today, that doesn't mean they were
good parents. That just means that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
It just means we got you wish to shut up,
you wished an a cl terror, you wished injury on
my yankee. The best I didn't wish said you let
him break all his teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
See you let him break all his And I would
have said it if it was a ranger falling into
the astros. If it was a ranger falling into the astros,
donkey poop. I don't want the astros. Oh, mister ranger,
please don't hurt yourself fall face first in the cement.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
Like, how's that paid about about scooball like hitting that
guy in the face, Hey, that's just baseball.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
No, he was distraught. Well that's a human emotion, but
that was a direct impact off of his action. He's
directly responsible.

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
Robert, Robert Silva gave us five dollars in the Lord's
donation back. He's the thank you one and the l's
on my team. Guess what, you didn't get one. You
didn't get one. He might get the other, but you
didn't get one. And yeah, that's our that's our superchat today. Congratulations, man,
I'm glad you doing straight A's man, Get on that,

(01:38:10):
get on that Dean's list.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
Yeah I do. Uh as always appreciate y'all that have
thrown the super chats out there. We will make sure
we continue to involve it here in the program, right
before we get to the lightning round. I've got some
from Tuesday that I ended up leaving on the cutting

(01:38:34):
room floor as you were bombing at the showtime at
the Apollo. Did y'all see the headline? I'm not sure
how I feel about it. It could actually be the
thing that saves Madden and EA Sports. The Saudi's are
buying electronic art for.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
Five hundred billy fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
But did you get this part of it? Great cash homie,
as Randy Moss would say, they pay. And it's not
just the Saldi's. It's not just the public investment fund,
the Saudi piff fund. It's also Silver Lake Management, who
is big time venture capitalist firm, and Affinity Partners is

(01:39:19):
also involved. If that name doesn't ring a bell, that
is the venture capitalist firm run by Jared Kushner. So
when Madden sucks next year, we have Jared Kushner to
directly blame, along with whatever Saldi is chopping up a
journalist with a bone saw that is now who is running?

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Wait a minute, I can't say the Chinese are capturing
like holding family's hostages and the Saudi's chopping up with
bone sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
Well, one of those has a direct business tie in
to someone involved in this program. The other one is
a sting. I know for a fact. I know for
a fact Koshogi was cut up with a bone saw,
and I think I think today might actually be his
like either birthday or it might have been the day

(01:40:10):
that they did it. Yeah, oh buddy, Jamal Koshogi. Yeah,
actually I have breaking news on this day. In twenty eighteen,
the Saudis who now own Madden College Football FIFA, who
now Battlefield College, no Battlefield, whichever one, whatever one. Yeah,

(01:40:36):
today was the day Jamal Kashogi met his ends at
the hands of a bone saw operated by a Saudi national.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
What's the international war crime? When they give you money,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
It's it's it's almost it's almost like money changes everything.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Hit me ALG and go ahead and pop up that
picture that I sent you yesterday that you complained.

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
Oh oh you have we have I have art. Okay,
I have art. An only fans.

Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
Girl steals one sugar Daddy's credit card and goes on
a spending spree. This is a good start, and charges
like thirteen hundred at nordstrooms and it goes to Louis
Vaton story trying to get a thirty seven hundred dollars
perse it gets declined, calls another sugar daddy to come
and buy it for her. Oh no, and the police

(01:41:35):
capture her at the mall, and that sugar daddy took
the purse back and left her hanging.

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
Yeah, that's a I think that's further.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
You gotta you gotta keep you gotta keep your you
gotta keep your sugar daddy's sugar babies in check.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
Bro. Yeah, that's further evidence. I never need to be
the financier of any relationship. I know.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
The bartenders like I'm talking about sugar daddy now, I'm
sure trying to get rent paid. You know, I'm just
like god, dang man. And she was like, she's like
twenty four years old.

Speaker 1 (01:42:09):
Okay, I'll be honest with you. There are, obviously, as
a proper Christian Texan man raised by the Good Book
and followers the Disciples that's rights and.

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
Just crashing grind as every Republican convention.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
I think of myself as a man of faith as uh,
there's a deep drive into left field by Castillanos. I
don't know if I'm gonna be able. All that being said,
the back and forth I have in my head about
you know, OnlyFans girls, sugar baby, sugar daddy, all that
kind of stuff, there is some level of empowerment there

(01:42:48):
that is that what didn't not the hustle didn't exist
in the open as just a part of our society
twenty years ago, like that part of it when you
saw kind of when you saw her, if you kind
of like pop that picture back up. I don't think
she paid for all those surgeries. No again, I think
I think the cosmetic advancements that can be gained through

(01:43:12):
a relationship like that probably probably pay off in the
long run, unless you end up going to jail for
trying to run up the credit card of one of said. Yeah,
there's gotta there's got to be a respectful level of
sugar daddy. Uh, this is a respect exactly exactly. It's

(01:43:32):
like the you know, it's like the whorehouses out outside
of Vegas. It's like respect respect sex workers. It's there.
They're getting paid to make the world go round, exactly
like and also, you know, if you're bartending, you have
two jobs, then you're actually get actually a harder worker

(01:43:54):
than people that are working nine to five.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
I respect all strippers and bartenders.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
Hit me LG. Yeah, that is a that is a
principal stance of this program. A couple of uh, well,
there's there's probably there's probably a better way to phrase this,
but a couple of careers ended yesterday. Ron Washington out

(01:44:21):
as Angels manager. It looks as uh sweet wrong. Yeah,
you know you You would think that having a quadruple
bypass heart surgery in the season might get you one
more year on the contract, but no, Angels are moving
on from Ron Washington. Bring him home, baby, he's gone.

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
Yeah, let him. Let him burn the heaters of the
dug out.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
Even if it's just as the infield coach or third
base coach. I want to see Wash waving a dude
around on third with a heater just hanging out the
side of his lip. Uh. Also on the other side
of that, Michael Young, Rangers franchise star is apparently in
the running to some level for the Angels manager position.
Mike Young la SoCal kid. The other career that ended.

(01:45:12):
Jane Goodall's primatology career ended because she passed away at
ninety one years old. Gorilla's in the Mist is still
one of them. That's a good that's a solid movie.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
Yeah, it's a wild exist like looking back at you know,
a lot of the footage that was floating around after
her passing, just again dressed in peace.

Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
Some of her famous like one of.

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
The good old Family of Ham But how did she
not get her face ripped off?

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
And she basically said, they're like humans, you got you know,
a holes. It's humans you got a holes and gorillas
like some are just a holes.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
Now would just sit there and fight.

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
But one of her famous statements was her favorite animal
is a dog because of their complete loyalty and compassion.
And she could not imagine a world without dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
And that's very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
That's why I love her. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
You would have thought her favorite animal would be not
not not the chimpanzees that she worked with, her.

Speaker 2 (01:46:07):
Own silverback gorillas that she worked with.

Speaker 1 (01:46:10):
No those, Uh yeah, some of that footage is insane.

Speaker 2 (01:46:14):
All right, hit me LG Man. You slow on me today, buddy,
I kind of like you run me off last week,
like you run me off last time, and now you
slow on my lightnings. You better watch it because what
go Usa? We beat France. I had that to the
knockout stage and the OU World Cup, which I don't

(01:46:35):
know what the hell the OU say.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
So it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
Is it weeks, It's the Oklahoma University World Cup.

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
It is the U twenties, it's the twenty and under.
Oh so it's our next generation of kids. You mentioned it.
It's being played down in Chile. Uh they won. Well,
it's not Chili, like the food you eat.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
You were a Texan service. If you're a crowd Northern Texan,
Chile is how it's Chile.

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
It's Chile. And it's the Cincinnati Bengalsfalona, it's the Buffalalona Bathalona, Buffalona,
Bona Vicki Castina Batalona. No. They they beat France today
in like they dominated the game. They didn't get the
first goal until uh like the eighty fourth, eighty fifth minute,
but they end up scoring three score a couple of

(01:47:31):
stoppage time. And when I say they dominated France, it
looked like it looked like we were France and they
were in USA from twenty years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
And watch. I got a friend that's got a couple
of kids that already signed to one of the soccer
schools over over the pond, and stuff. So it looks
like the youth are getting into soccer and I'm all
for it. Man, Yeah, you would love a US World Cup.
Come on, well again, it's that next year.

Speaker 1 (01:48:04):
I know. I mean, you don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
I mean, there's ever there's always a chance.

Speaker 1 (01:48:08):
But I mean, if Christian Polistic plays like he does
with inner Inner Milan, if he can bring that to
the national team, there's a chance. Not only did they
beat France today three to nothing, they're opening match, they
beat New Caledonia nine to one, so now they're gonna
win the group.

Speaker 2 (01:48:27):
What the hell is a New Caledonia?

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
Where is that? Uh? I think uh like Asian Pacific,
you and the Asians somewhere. I believe that is uh
somewhere out in the water. Let's go with that. I
think it's say as I'm scrambling to zoom out on

(01:48:53):
the map here, Yes I am, I am correct. Yeah,
Asian Pacific South Pacific off the coast of Australia actually
might be closer to Poppa New Guinea, Popping New Guinea.

Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
Oh buddy, all right, go boar it got anymore?

Speaker 1 (01:49:12):
Yeah, I got I got one. I got the closer.
You ready for the closer?

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
Uh, well, I'll hit one real quick for the closer.
Terrence Crawford and his crew got pulled out on gunpoints.
The world champ, the Boxing, the Ring Magazine champion got
pulled over and gunpointed by officers for what because they
I guess there is speeding and they asked if there

(01:49:38):
was any firearms in the car. And you know, he
rides with bodyguards at all license American firearm registered citizens.
But still gun in the face. A long way to
go still, man. People say it's better than ever, but god, man,
oh yeah, they we live in you know, when we

(01:49:58):
got the reigning cha the most one of the best
fighters ever do. It's still getting gun pulled out on
gunpoint and he wasn't carrying a gun.

Speaker 1 (01:50:07):
That doesn't matter. There's the best thing. I think. The
thing I love most about Terrence Crawford is the fact
that he's from Omaha, Nebraska. Yeah, and he's a giant
corn Husker fan. He's just a good old boy. They
were showing the week the Saturday after the Canelo fight
that next game they had in at Nebraska Stadium. You know,

(01:50:30):
they've been putting like images and stuff up on the
video board. When the opposing team kicks a field goal
and they just had a zoomed in close up of
what Terrence Crawford's face with the Nebraska mouthguard in that
he uses quite quite intimidating. Well, if you have nothing else,

(01:50:51):
give me one final update on the game there where.

Speaker 2 (01:50:54):
We we got Kenneth born or not Kenned?

Speaker 1 (01:50:59):
What's his first name? Born?

Speaker 2 (01:51:02):
You used to play with Jason? Jason?

Speaker 1 (01:51:05):
God today?

Speaker 2 (01:51:08):
Born just cost it? So now we are it looks
like we're gonna be first. Oh my, I got a
little is it? This is live?

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
How much time is left?

Speaker 5 (01:51:18):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:51:18):
This's got to be close.

Speaker 2 (01:51:19):
To over first and fifteen on the forty forty five
with three man and forty four seconds here cover?

Speaker 1 (01:51:26):
Okay, well then let's finish out covering. Let's finish out
so we can watch the end of this game. LG.

Speaker 2 (01:51:32):
Oh, you gotta make that catch.

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
You have that footage, So something happened. We have officially
have a uh new record breaking piece of architecture. We
have I'm a sucker for this kind of stuff like
massive mega builds like skyscrapers or massive damn stuff like that.
So we have the very very very if that if

(01:51:55):
it took you till now to sup think that?

Speaker 2 (01:51:59):
Can we get baby Billy shut up?

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
Nerd? So China opened the world's tallest bridge, and I mean,
obviously this.

Speaker 2 (01:52:11):
Is this music copyrighted?

Speaker 1 (01:52:13):
Ah No, we're probably fine. I bet we're fine. So
the video there that it's showing, that's a coffee shop
that is in the top of this bridge. And this
bridge is two thousand and fifty feet above the river
below down there in the bottom of that canyon, so
there's one angle of it. They just opened it. It

(01:52:35):
takes us insane.

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
It probably has to sway to keep its integrity.

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
So that right there that is the world's tallest man
made waterfall ever. Wo. They have a water system that
makes it yep, makes it a natural waterfall.

Speaker 5 (01:52:53):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:52:54):
It takes a two hour drive what used to be
a two hour drive around the canyon. You can now
cross bridge and under two minutes. And all of this
took them less than three years to complete. God, this
is in guang Sho. Oh. This is the home of
the Loong Lions, is it? Yes? Yeah, I believe it's

(01:53:15):
the southern China. Can we get these workers to work
on San Antonio. Actually, I've been to this province I've been.
I've been these mountains when my little brother.

Speaker 2 (01:53:25):
To fix the roads.

Speaker 1 (01:53:26):
Look at this footage. This is from the river bottom
looking up over two thousand feet above where this bridge
crosses in the well, then I'm good and covered. Just
look at that. Look at that that is Yeah, that's
old again. And let me reiterate and restate.

Speaker 2 (01:53:49):
Now they did this three years.

Speaker 1 (01:53:55):
Why the f does sixteen oh four take a decade
to get widened? What? How are we this?

Speaker 2 (01:54:01):
How are we we allowed money in politics? We just
need a dictator.

Speaker 1 (01:54:04):
Well I was about to say the other alternative to
that is have have Winnie the Pooh be we got canceled.

Speaker 2 (01:54:17):
And there there it is on that you better learn
Chinese and the issue and apology next show.

Speaker 1 (01:54:23):
My Mandarin is not as bad as you would expect.
Mandarin is. Actually it's better than my Spanish.

Speaker 2 (01:54:31):
Oh God, give me give me a phrase, not just words.

Speaker 1 (01:54:38):
So on that note, on that note that will do
it for this week's were on up the sports as always.
I appreciate y'all riding along. I know this one was
a massive distraction Armageddon. Thank you for hanging out. Cap.
Tell the good people how they can get ahold of you, the.

Speaker 2 (01:54:56):
Captains chaired two one oh on Twitter and the other
thing Insta.

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
There it is. You can find me on x at,
Biggest Puma on Instagram, Biggest Dot Puma LG stream tomorrow night.
Correct manana Hey, now do it in Mandarin.

Speaker 2 (01:55:11):
Ye you're Asian anyhow, as good job and help you.
I love you back.

Speaker 1 (01:55:18):
Next Tuesday night. Enjoy the baseball, enjoyed the football this weekend,
You'll be good.

Speaker 5 (01:55:22):
Peace then, kids, What do we say about drugs? Yeah,

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