Jerry Jones Speaks (and we laugh), NFC South Preview - Baker's To Lose, and Flatulence on the Fairway - The Sports Cave with Biggest Puma

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Li Da bean Lie Da Bean lived Bean Lie.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Be light the beam indeed, and condolences to all the
Kings fans after that disappointing Summer League Championship game loss.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
The lost.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I don't know how they'll ever be able to light
the beam this coming season after the disappointment of losing
Las Vegas Summer League. Welcome into another episode of the
Sports Cave with Biggest Puma. A. Absolutely you would call
that chop full run sheet tonight for a Monday night.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Slowest week in sports, we sure do got a lot
to talk about.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, it's unfortunate because as I was making this runsheet,
I kind of thought to myself, you know, with Wednesday night,
I'm gonna be doing double duty. I'll be hosting Andy
Show Wednesday afternoon and then coming in here. So I
was thinking, maybe we can have a couple of a
light show tonight, save some stuff for Wednesday because I'm

(01:06):
gonna want to recycle. We'll see how much of this
we get to. Most of it, I don't think much
is gonna be on the cutting room floor, but we
shall see broadcasting again here live on the North side
of San Antonio, where also Wednesday we're gonna have a
new countdown because officially we are zero days until the
Cowboys report to ox NERD. We have the Cowboys, seemingly

(01:30):
the entire team reporting, including as Jerry. As we'll hear
Jerry refer to Micah by a different name. Apparently Micah
is actually there as well, and he's I mean, gonna
practice through the negotiation.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
That is surprising. Usually they hold out, but Micah is
turning a new leaf.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
It feels like he's feels like he's Unfortunately there goes
monetization unfortunately buying into this whole Jerry, we need leaders
narrative that he is pushing. Next year, CD set out
the entire training camp and we'll see what. We'll see
how long Mica actually stays in Oxnard until they get
a deal done. Not that this is a direct shot

(02:12):
or anything.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's also National Junk Food Day.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Oh great, man, what is that? What is that? That's
three sixty five in America?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Man, Yeah, it's kind of surprising. How did we land
on July twenty first as National Junk Food Day. It
feels like we could have one at least a monthly,
at least twelve of those a year.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Need more National Salad Days especially.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
You'd be proud of me. I had I had a kale,
make your own salad at Central Market, nice kale salad
for lunch.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh yeah, I can't do just straight kale. I can
do the kale like I go to Salada and I
get the sprinkled kale. Yeah, I get slat of mix
and has a kale in there is.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I have a principled stand against them. There's no way
a salad should cost me twice my hour salary.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
With as much topics I put on.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
That's what I was about to say. Let's uh as
every quick.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, that adds up both skimp on that harborled egg.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, see, I keep us keep a salad simple, keep
a solid simple. It's also July twenty first is also
a more important day than National Junk Food Day. It's
also my lovely mama's birthday.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
So oh, happy birthday, Mama.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
That's right, Happy birthday, Missy, Happy birthday mama.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Uh to say about my mom?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's correct. Main segment we got our NFC South preview
to get into. I'm excited to finally get into the NFC.
If you missed it. The last four episodes, our main
segments have all been the AFC Division previews, each one
its own main segment, So if you miss those, go
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(04:45):
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Speaker 3 (05:06):
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Speaker 5 (06:44):
Like?

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Rule? Maybe rull sixteen. But it's like, no matter how
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that's attracted to that, Like the rule of fetishes, there's
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One step closer in. That'll be nice, that'll be nice.
We're we're again, We're in going on the fourth month
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Speaker 3 (07:29):
We need to see the numbers, sir, exactly.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
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Speaker 3 (07:43):
Ah, and I changed it. What the Captain's Chair two one? Oh?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Okay, I like the no unco underscores are terrible.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
I had to sit there and just like trialing air,
trialing air, like no underscores, no underscores. I almost went
with the Capitan.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
But it's hard to spell.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, it's a bit confusing. Yeah, I don't know how
many people know Spanish.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Well, I mean even that, I think there's still a
spelling even if like I know that, but if I
tried to spell that ten times in a row, I
would absolutely.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
It makes you stop spelling captain right right, you know,
Like I went by like that was my Xbox handle
the Capitan, and like every time I spelled captain and
I always spelled it p I t a you know.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, completely throws after off. What what is actually your
the Captain's chair?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Two one?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh, I'm so glad we got that off at the
top here then, sobody everyone rushed out. Cap has been
taking it upon himself to cutting some of our I
guess you would call them best of the clips from
the episode.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, some of those.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
I'm surprised you get thirty seconds because I get so
tunnel vision talking about the a f C. West or whatever.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Is in the I'm like, oh, that's good. Okay, Well
I look at the time, I'm like, okay.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, don't use my only fans foot. We trust me.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Look all right, because it's your mom's birthday, we won't
use your only fans foot, okay, in.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Honor of my mom. Instead, you could potentially use, uh
the fart segment we're going to do, or the poop cruise.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Review we're going to do. There's a lot of good
stuff today. There's a lot.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
There is a as you said, you know, what should
what should be? What should be the a slow portion
of the schedule. We actually have a uh I dont
a crap ton to get to for lack of a
better phrase. So let's get right into it with the
biggest purveyor of bullshit in this region, Jerry Jones himself.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Oh buddy, and I'm doing this, but he's doing car salesman, man, I'm.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Doing this for you. At the top. Well, he also
talked about cars again today because anytime Jerry, this this
is a Cowboys tradition. Yeah, the first day they all
report to Oxnard, he does the state of the team
address with him.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
And Steven of the Union.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
And whatever puppet head coach is currently employed.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Uh so we got shoddy Schottenheimer out there today.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Shot.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
He didn't have a whole lot to say because Jerry and.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Season dad my ring if we're gonna win.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
The super Bowl, because he knows he's constantly looking down
at him as he's being as he's Jerry's got his
hands so far up there controlling everything.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
But uh, you know, my dad hates the term used
car salesman, like because he was a used car salesman.
Like I just found that out talking to him yesterday.
I was like, he's such a cheesy you know, it
feels like such a weird like a little little used
car salesman. He's like, man, I hate that term. I

(11:01):
was like, oh, yeah, I forgot.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
It feels like thirty years, thirty years in the car business.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
You're defending you, you know, like a lawyers. Like, not
all lawyers are bad. He used car salesman man. Every
car salesman is bad. They're trying to know, they're trying
to absolutely make as much money as they can.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
There's some good ones out there. My dad would like,
he wouldn't both. He wouldn't be s u you know,
he would be like and he wouldn't hire anybody that
had that cheesy smile and talk to you in a
high perger. So we had hiring powers. Oh okay, oh yeah,
so us carsty years in the game.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I worked as a when I was in college for
a while. I think I've told this story before. I
worked as a porter at a car lot and usually
most of the time I spent the time on the
used car side of it. Bruner Motors in Stevenville, Texas,
and uh, those used car dudes were some of the

(11:57):
most entertaining. I mean, I'm twenty. I was like twenty
through twenty three. You know that three four year range
right there. These dudes are just oh they're cracking. Oh
my god, it's the worst joke. Yeahs terrible, terrible, and
they're just vultures waiting for people to swarm the lot.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
For one of my first jobs, I used to go
cook the hot dogs up there and they would be
standing around the grill eating the hot dog, cutting up
jokes and just just ragging on each other. And I'm
twelve years old at the time, and I'm just listening
to all them and then lace they see some guy
and they'd be like, no, this one's mine, this one's mining.
God forbid to be a female.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh yeah no, then it's then it's Lord of the Flies,
like the boot Crews when the power went off. Uh yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
No.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
That was also the job where one spring break, I
went to South Padre and then didn't come back to
Stephenville for like six weeks. I just didn't call or
tell them, and then I just I did a costanza.
I just walked in on that like Tuesday morning. When
I got there, I was like, Hey, what's up, guys,
what the hell are you doing.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
I'm just gonna walking like, uh like I was supposed
to look there.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
They needed me more than I needed them, And immediately
they're like, all right, fine, here to start washing cars.
We'll take you back. It's fine.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Well, a lot washers are hard to come by sometimes.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Exactly, So I say all of that, we're gonna start
with Jerry because throughout this training camp, we're not going
to cover every single thing. Jerry says. Throughout these negotiations,
specifically with Micah, but more broadly, just he's gonna say
something every day that everyone's gonna flip out about online,

(13:35):
and he's it's just all it's just Jerry being Jerry.
It's manipulating the narrative. It's trying We're not gonna fall
prey to that yet. We'll wait till they start the
s and then we'll talk Jerry like that.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
But I remember when someone got elected president for the
second time and they were all saying the same thing,
We're not gonna fall prey to everyday antics from this
one person.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Who Reagan, Oh, you must mean Clinton?

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Then Clinton?

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Okay? Or w or hell it could have been Burrio.
I hear he's in some hot water.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
No.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Jerry started, as always with the state of the team address,
and he's going on in Jerry or LG Jerry, Jerry.
Uh tell me if this is a good way as
you're negotiating with one of your star players. Uh tell
me if this is a good way to refer to
the guy that you're about your trying attempting to lock

(14:33):
up to one of the biggest defensive contracts in the
entire league. This is how Jerry referred to him earlier.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
Of all the players that I've ever negotiated with, Michael
Parson is as savvy and knowledgeable and understanding of his
financial business relative to football as any player I've ever
been around.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
So extremely complimentary, right, It's what a great compliment. LG
play that one more time though, and if you missed
it the first time, listen to exactly how he says
Micah's name.

Speaker 6 (15:05):
Of all the players that I've ever negotiated with, Michael Parson,
so savvy and knowledgeable, right, financial business.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Parson, Michael Parson, Michael Parson instead of Micah Parsons. Oh
my gosh, so we're all ready. That just kind of
that just sets these again. This is why we're not
going to live and die with everything Jerry says throughout
the course of this training camp. But you call him

(15:36):
by the wrong name. It's a power move, a thousand percent.
It is a thousand percent. It is speaking of power moves.
This is what he had to say when a reporter
asked him about the differences and how they've done business
in the past versus how they've done business now with
CD last year and Micah this year.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Jerry Conny just talked about, you know, the things that
can happen before contracts up. And that's why you kind
of wait for it a little.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
That you've done deals though early with Trayvon Diggs.

Speaker 7 (16:02):
With Terry Steel before it was time for it. What's
the difference between those situations? In a situation like ceedee
Lamb and Michael.

Speaker 8 (16:08):
Horses frankly frankly, Oh, frankly twice so you know, I'm serious.

Speaker 6 (16:16):
Should we have waited on Diggs and Steal? Oh you
brought them up?

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Oh okay. The other thing is the willingness can kill it.
So Steven steps in to save Jerry there, because immediately
Jerry is saying like, well, I mean, look, we did
deals early with Trayvon, and as soon as we did
he blew his knee out. We did deals early with

(16:44):
Terrence Steele. As soon as we did he tore his
a c L and he hasn't been good since. So
you tell me, was it a good idea? Like he's
just straight throwing.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Those He's double tripled down on that while being like, yeah,
we could sign him up, but then he can go
get hit by a car the next day, you know,
and then he only played He missed six games last year,
so there's that there's.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Some there's some level of self awareness that they believe
they're playing some kind of forty chess because they're the
only team in the league that operates with the whim
of a and it ends up eighty eight eighty nine
year old general manager.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
I swear it ends up in the player's favor every time.
The longer you create eighty two years old, Yeah, the
longer you wait, the content, like the money goes up.
So they're not winning anything, they're losing. And for some
reason Jerry's tactics, because we're talking about him, he thinks
that's gonna translate into dollars, which I don't know if

(17:47):
it does.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
It translates into dollars for his bottom line.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, for his bottom line. But it's I wonder if, man,
there's gotta be no way he's telling the players, Hey,
I'm gonna string you along just to get clicks and
stuff like this so we can get a you.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Know, No, I don't think it's I don't think it's
that level of conversation behind the scenes as part of
the negotiation. But I think he doesn't mind that they
string the players along. He likes it, and specifically, you know,
I understand. You know, Dix has gotten season ending injuries

(18:24):
twice since he signed the big deal. Terre still had
the well, you know, he was a he was a playmaker,
whether he.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Was a good jump passes, a good jumping pass.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
But you it's asinine to say a guy who led
the league in touchdown returns for interception returns for touchdown
was not good.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
He was.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I'm not saying he was a top three corner, but
he was still someone that was worthy of getting a
long term deal at the time.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
If I jumped abroute nine times, guess what's going to
happen on a corner.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
But that's all house, that's all house in it. That's
also as a massive stretch to say he was doing
that nine out of ten routes he was covering. That
wasn't actually the case either.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
But he was doing it more than anybody else in
the league, of course.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
And it was working more than anybody else in the league.
So again, is it results or is it the quarterback's
finally learning that's what he's doing and it hasn't worked
that way since. Also, with the injuries, about the same
as all of them have since nineteen ninety five, without
a Super Bowl win. Yeah, I'm not here to argue that.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
No NFC championships.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
I mean it's not so. Jerry was also asked earlier today, specifically,
is it embarrassing that you are now the last NFC
team to appear in a championship game because Washington last year,
Washington broke their curse. So now Dallas is the longest running.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Detroit broke it.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Detroit broke last year. Yeah, exactly. So now he was
asked about that, and he flipped out on I think.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Can you ask me a question like that?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Well's I've been I've been embarrassed quite a few times
in my life, but this is I.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Mean, look, we didn't have him it for two games
and we end up winning the Super Bowl. I take
that exactly.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
So specifically with Terrence Still and Trayvon, you just find
Trayvon fifty or five hundred thousand dollars last week for
training rehabbing away from the team all off season. So
you've already pissed him off by taking away his money.
You've you're now suggesting that if you could go back,

(20:37):
you wouldn't have given him the money to begin with, which, again,
if you want to argue the merits of Trayvon as
a player versus what Jerry's saying. There is some there.
He has some right to feel like he hasn't gotten
his money's worth with Trayvon, but still on the day where.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Especially when you're not underneath their doctors and their.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Right And that's what he was mad about. And he's
also going back to this whole new arrative of he
wants leaders now all of a sudden, just to specifically
name drop those two guys that are hopefully going to
be like that's those are two starters, a starter on
offense and a starter on defense on a team that
you're hoping is actually good this year to make long

(21:19):
and you're questioning, you're questioning their value on in your
first interview of training camp. That it would have been
one thing. If that was where Jerry stopped when it
came to questioning players. He went on to specifically name
drop Dak as well as.

Speaker 8 (21:39):
Micah old Buddy on the Sports Cave. If we have
that live got nothing, what.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Really did they take? I wonder if I wonder if
they conspiracy?

Speaker 1 (21:59):
I mean, refresh the brow.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
He scrubbed the internet. He scrubbed the internet.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Here we go, that would be very un Jerry, like,
here we go, here, we go here.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
Just because we signed him doesn't mean we're going to
have him. He was hurt six games last.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Year, serious four games, but.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
We've signed up. I remember signing a player for the
highest paid at the position in the league and he
got knocked out two thirds of the year, Dak Prescott.
So there's a lot of things you can think about
when you just as the player face to guarantee money

(22:39):
just because we've signed him doesn't.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Immediately as soon as Jerry makes that comment, that's the
one that I think really spread the most today besides
him just pronouncing Micah's name wrong. And it's spread so
much that you got this tweet from JJ Watt quote,
anytime you can publicly take a dig at your star

(23:01):
quarterback and your star pass rusher simultaneously right before the
season begins, you just gotta take it. Nothing makes guys
want to fight for you more than hearing how upset
you are that they got hurt while fighting for you.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
So I think jab the leader on the defense and
the leader on the offense literally, and you just literally just.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Right right under the bus. Within the first two hours
that you've all reported to California, and that spread so
much so it got a retweet from Micah, or should
I say, from Michael Parson. Michael, he's playing the game too.
He's doing He's gonna fan the flames of because that's

(23:44):
the kind of like when JJ watt well that it's
just saying like owner calling out, like you said, your
leader on offense and your leader on defense.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Oh he's like oh, he basically like yeah, so you know,
he had a good SoundBite like no, no.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
No, it was just he just sarcastic. That's basically what
he said, sarcastically. But the you know, what Micah is
doing there is JJ Wattson, extremely well liked player across
the league from his playing time, extremely well liked across
the NFL fandom, the ecosystem of fans, which as he's

(24:24):
now doing his you know, behind the desk Sunday morning
pregame duties, Micah is playing the public sympathy card there,
Micah retweeting that because Micah knows, oh, Jerry's gonna get
lamb basted, He's gonna get crucified for saying that, So
I'm going to fan that flame. None of it actually, again,

(24:46):
this is why we're talking, Jerry. Now we're getting it
out of our system because none of this actually matters whatsoever. An,
I knew you would appreciate it. I did this just
for you.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Don't have our Juwan Jenning's, our number two wide receiver
is now rerunning a contract or a trade, so doing
the Niners once again.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
I mean a number two wide receiver versus top three defense.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I was about to say, y'all have gotten away with
low balling dudes for quite some time. Uh, now that
that brock party money is hitting, it's we.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Have like what we have like five positions of the
highest paid players at the at their period, Like you
know you got used check full.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Also one of the most one of the least valued
positions now across the league running back with McCaffrey.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah, oh, I would say, squatch that. Not with the
resurgence of the run game with the championship Phillies.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
But the contract values, shout out, they're still not getting
I always forget lgs.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Oh he's a flying Eagle.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Uh still not money wise? I mean what was Derrick
Henry signed the two year, twenty thirty million, fifteen MILLI
a year deal something like that on the extension, so
they're still not getting uh contract values. But again, Jerry's
gonna unless Jerry comes out with an in depth nine

(26:19):
to eleven conspiracy, We're probably not gonna talk Jerry a
whole lot the rest of training camp.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
It's, uh, we'll talk Michah talking about Jerry.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
We'll talk Micah talking about Jerry if he responds. If
if Micah goes on the podcast with the Undertaker again
to talk about his contract negotiations, again, we're we're we're
in the silliest timeline.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Two people that have to deal with like probably the
worst people to deal with contracts, like Vince McMahon and
Jack Jerry Jones. Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah. So, uh, hopefully Michael Parson gets his money sooner
rather than later, because it looks like Trey Hendrickson Mike
get his money now before Mike.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
He is Michael until the end of the year.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, it is Michael Parson until they in a super Bowl.
As far as the rest of the weekend recap, we
got some weekend sports we'll get into, but before that went.
First of all, my sleep schedule is still jacked up.
Anytime like the Open Championship or the Australian Open and tennis.

(27:19):
I usually stretch my.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Sleeping window to wake up early and then you're taking
a nap.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I never do that. I never do the wake up early.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
I do it.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I've been up past four am every night since Thursday,
so I mean I've like Thursday, I would only make
it till about four thirty five o'clock. Yeah, and then it.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Was about the time when I'm like three thirty three crash.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, it wasn't. That's not a hard stretch for me.
Usually usually about three o'clock is where I start rounding down.
But stretched it out a little bit for the first
two rounds of the Open, and then she said the
last Hey, now that's Jerry for you. The last two
rounds stayed up till sunlight. So I feel right now

(28:07):
like I'm actually it's like noon for me right now.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, yeah, like start let's start the day. Yeah exactly,
so sun still shining.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Part of that adjusted schedule. In order to stretch to
stay awake to get to the golf, the roommate and
I watched a lot of Netflix. I got caught up
on a lot of the Netflix documentaries. I've been wanting
to get to specifically a couple episodes of train Wreck

(28:37):
that were I haven't left as hard as I have
at a documentary in a long time. And it wasn't
the poop Cruise one. It was the one we'll talk
about next. Ye's the Netflix documentary series. Okay, it's just
it's like train Wreck, I think the main like they
did Woodstock ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Oh yeah, I love the first one. Yeah, they do
the ones where it's a train wreck.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah, hence the name.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Look at that. So the first one that we watched
was one that apparently hits closer to home than I realized.
We watched the poop Cruise episode. Yeah, and if you
don't remember what that was, it was a carnival cruise
line left out of Galveston, went to Cosamel and was

(29:27):
supposed to be back. It was a three and a
half four day cruise, right, So the first two days
are great. They do the afternoon day in Cosamel, get
back on the boat and they get dead about about
a third of the way back to Galveston and there's
a massive fire on the ship. They lose all power

(29:49):
and as we're watching this this past weekend, it starts
to dawn on me I start to realize that was
the exact same ship, the exact same cruise, itinerary everything
that the roommate and I did with my family. Speaking
of my mom, it was when she retired from teaching.

(30:13):
She was a thirty something year public school teacher. When
she retired, several of her friends that were also retiring
all wanted to do a cruise together, and that everyone
brought their families. It was the first and only cruise
I'll ever be on, ever go on. I got literally,
So I've always been hesitant of cruises to begin with,

(30:36):
never thinking that I would be walking through, you know,
sewage water. But when we went on the cruise, this
same exact cruise, we left for dinner one night, we
come back into my room and you know, you have
the safes in your room where you can put your valuables, right,
and again, you may be on a boat with ninety

(30:59):
American citizen and the people that are running that floating
city state, Oh yeah, not Americans. Yeah, they don't give
a damn about you.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
International one thousand percent. So I snuck into this space
where they get to party. The one cruise I went
on with the like of the employees, the employees bar
because it was opened up late because they had they
took care and things, so it was opened up later
than our bar. And I got to go back there
and I like, I walked in, Oh, they kicked me

(31:29):
out real really fast.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
They're like what are you doing here? And I was like,
was up.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
The majority of the people that we interacted with regularly
employee wise, super nice.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
It was.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
That wasn't the problem. We went to dinner one night,
come back to our room. I noticed my Nintendo switch
is gone from the safe. Some of Steph's jewelry is
gone from the safe. Yeah, And I immediately start raising
flags man to the point of like talk to the
uh you know your your whatever that was that the yeah,

(32:05):
or like like each each little floor has like a
like a basically a police station you know you can
report to. And so I immediately go to that guy
and give him the push zero. Give me a human
to talk to, Like, I need to talk to your manager.
You're not going to be able to solve this. I
pushed so damn hard, and they kept telling me they're like, well,

(32:27):
maybe you misplaced it, and I'm like, dude, like you're
not gonna like someone has stolen from me. You're not
going to gaslight exactly. And I was like, I know
what y'all are doing. It's like it's extremely obvious. There's
no there's no gray area here. I was literally playing
it on my bed before dinner. I put it in

(32:48):
the safe. Come back from dinner.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, that safe is never dude, you don't put stuff
in the safety.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
As counterintuitive as that sounds, morning quarterback, I understand what
a horrible idea. So end up talking to this guy
and he's leading me nowhere. He's like, well, maybe it'll
show up. We have a couple more days. I was like, nope,
not good enough, not good enough, let me talk, Like,
let me talk to head of security. We end up
talking to head of security given the same story. And
finally I told that guy. I was like, I'm not

(33:19):
physically moving. Granted, I mean it's some little, little, tiny
guy and I was like, look, I'm not physically I
think he was of some Asian descent, like Fiji or something.
I told him, I'm like, I'm not leaving your office
until I can talk to the captain of this ship.
Like I like, we're at that level of angry, entitled

(33:41):
white American male of video. Yeah, so I led more
with the Steffs, the roommates, jewelry, But the driving force
of my rage was the fact that I'm on this
cruise ship for another twelve hours, twelve to sixteen hours

(34:01):
traveling back, and I need my switch and I need
it now and I need it now. And so I'm
asking the guy. I was like, well, do you have
surveillance video? Every hole has surveillance Like, uh, well, it
doesn't look like that's avail. I was like, oh, how convenient.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
I was like, so.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Every room has to have some information where you can
tell when someone punches in a code or when someone
uses a key. Let me see the print out of that.
And you're like, oh, we can't show you that. That's confidential.
I was like, oh, interesting, so the exact confidential renting. Yeah,
the evidence that would prove yeah, what time my stuff

(34:42):
got stolen, you can't show me. And so at that
when he said that, that was the point where I
was like, no, I'm we're talking to the captain right now, like,
lead me down there right now. We're so dude, and
I'm like shaking, And then it starts to kind of
dawn on me, like they could just throw you off
the thousand percent, dude, thousand step is and this is

(35:02):
at this point, STEP's like, dude, it's okay, we can
just replace everything. It's fine, it's really fine, Like, let's
not and I at that point I turned to her
and I go, my grandpa's name is Jerry. I. I
literally I turned to her and I go, I will
not let these people disrespect us like this. And then
I turn around. As soon as I turned around to
start to walk into that captain's office, you know, I'm

(35:23):
like shaking, cause I'm like, dude, this might this might
be it, this might go bad, you know. And so
I get in there and the guy's like, oh, hey,
like how's your how's your trip? How are you? Are
you enjoying everything? I'm like, no, dude, like you know why, like,
don't just drop all of this PR guest services vibe. Yeah,

(35:44):
I know y'all stole from me. I just want it back, Like,
just give it back to me. He's like, oh, well,
maybe it'll show up. And I'm like, but I'm not
gonna just settle for maybe it'll show up. I need more,
some kind of more assurances, right, And so he just
kept repeating, and then the very last time he goes,

(36:04):
maybe it'll show up, and he gave me the wink.
I was like, I literally I asked him. I was like,
is my stuff being put back in my room right now?
And he goes, I don't know, maybe it'll I was
like at that point, I was like, you know what,
F you F you You're cool. I'm out, you know.
He went back to the room. Everything was back in
the city.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Oh yeah, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, all of them all like
they went down there and all the the maids, all
the room service dudes, and they were like, all y'all
about to get canned, because like that is a coveted.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Job, dude. I was lying. I was like, my uncle
is the DA and Spare County, my grandpa is the judge,
and Amarilla a federal judge.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Grandpa.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I was just grabbing anything I could find that I thought,
because I realized I had no leverage in the situation,
I had to do something that would potentially do anything
to scare them to make it.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
I would say that experience does not top the poop
cruise experience.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
No, I would still rather take that than walking through
sewage water of the poop cruise, which it turns.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Out I have a call. I had a group of
friends going out on a bachelor party, and they were
on said.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Cruise, what terrible, terrible love.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Every once in a while, like one of the friend's
girlfriends would get a call because they'd all have to
share a satellite phone. You got you're talking thousands and
thousands of people trying to call their loved ones talking
about satellite phones. So the lower tier cabins are below water.
So that's where the water came up in rows above

(37:43):
and that's when you're wading through water Titanic style and
it's just all sewage poops and you know, feces, doodo
water and then.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
There's no good way to put that.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Then they started at the net that was so then
they did they like those people started they started making
camps and like basically looked like a favella on top
of the boat. You know, yeah, no, it's exactly what
it looked. It looked like Brazilian. Oh, I saw all

(38:14):
the pictures like, but he came back and showed me
all the picks, and he showed me the one where
the next tier level of rooms that were not underwater
of doodoo feces. That was the restrooms. So you'd have
to go in there go do your business, and you
just and you just shot on the floor and you

(38:38):
just and they would just be like little sections of
like imagine like a eighteen dogs doing their business, just
picking out their thing. And then it got so bad.
It got so bad because that wasn't bad enough because
they ran out a room up top, and then the
people in the luxury and the more luxury style hotel,

(38:59):
like the rooms didn't want to give up their rooms,
you know, and it was like almost a revolt on there.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, it it seemed like it started to slip into
like Lord of the Flies.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
So they so they got them get this, They got
the richies to go and shovel the crap out of
those rooms and just pack it into like one room.
So therefore they can go keep on using the restroom
over there. There was bargaining, there.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Was, but they were giving people red bags to use.
They literally directed people to if you had to go
number one, do it in the shower, yeah, because the
apparently the toilets require electricity to flush on a cruise ship. Yeah,
but they were suggesting just if you got number one
do it in a shower. Yeah, so okay. So at

(39:52):
first they had the lead, the head of guest services
and the like second in command from the captain that
were both on the documentary, and they were talking. That
was one of the ideas they suggested or not suggested,
but I'd talked about. But it only would have worked
for the males, and so they were like, we can't
have a woman doing it because you might fall overboard.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Which ladies, there is a contraption where it's like a
little funnel you put on your uh and it makes
you peace standing up.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
But why in the hell would they have just five
hundred of those on a cruise. It's a different it's
a different little red bag.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
They also, I'd be a great sales pitch to the
cruise lines if you if you ever get stranded to seat.
Now the ladies can pee standing up.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
It wouldn't surprise me if they have, if they have
added some additional backup options like that.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
I did threaten all my girlfriends and stuff like that,
like Christmas, because I never give gifts. I was like,
I'll give you a gift. All y'all get the stand
up vaginal stand up Vaginal peer it's got to have
a better name. There is a name to it, and

(41:12):
it's hilarious. It's than it was at Uh Lawrence like,
oh do you even know this Homie Holiday? I told
all the girls of Homie Holiday. I was like, I'm
giving you the Vaginator or something like that.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Now that's a marketable name. Exc Now they did have.
So at one point they decided to open all the
bars and just give away free alcohol. This was as
they had because originally supposed to be a four day cruise.
Then they think they're going to get towed back to Mexico,
but when they lost electricity, they actually drifted further into

(41:45):
the coast then at that time the Gulf of Mexico.
And so then when the tug boat does come, they're
too far away from Mexico, they're too far away from Galveston.
So they're going to get towed all the way to
golf shores out Obama, right, and so at this point,
now they're realizing.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
They're running out of food.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
We've got three more days on here too, and they
were out of food. The dude they were serving chopped
onion and tomato sandwiches on softy. It was terrible.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
He would say he showed me the like the food,
the rations.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yeah, the two hours to wait for one of those
terrible sandwiches. And then when they started getting towed is
when the water started actually just flowing. The sewage water
started flowing all because the boat shifted. So when the
boat shifted, it all just started.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Some of the footage was so tell me you found it.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
There's a whole bunch of different brands, but the names
are hilarious on them. They're they're called st P devices
are stand to stand to Pea Devices.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Good Old.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
And there's there's a brand called the peas.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Easy, the tsa Easy.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
That's the one that the dude gout caught with.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
That's how you passed duns.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
There's the Tinkle Bell the Tinkle.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
There's the travel version called the called the trip Tips.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Its it it pulls in, it's like it's yes, it collapses.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Water bowl.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
It's called tap tips.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
So it doesn't take up a lot of room in
your in your suitcase.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
And then there's the the Go Girl Girl, the Pea Buddy,
I think style and those are the main one.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
It was Pea Buddy. I was like, I'm buying you
all pea buddies styles. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Okay, well I was unaware. I was unaware of the
existence someone that's going to be a good gag gift
for somebody here.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
They're all getting it, whoever use it.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yeah, I could look, I could. I could see how
there would be times where it might not be a
bad idea to have one of those, But I never
would have assumed the exist, especially with such catchy names.
So we watched the poop Cruise documentary. Uh, we also
watched that documentary. You're all familiar with the Amy Bradley's story.

(44:10):
She disappeared in like Cursow in ninety nine. But there's
all of the it's it's gotten real popular on TikTok.
First of all, I'm tired of all. I'm tired of
true crime just being labeled the genre of white suburban
women or just suburban's that, but it's dude, I grew
up on true like Unsolved Mysteries, dateline with the crazy.

(44:34):
You know, most people would call the cops after you
found your husband dead in the living room, But you didn't.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Do that, did you? Like all of those we see
how many of those crimes or white people.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
It's because it's I mean, we all know the demographics
of this country. It's easier just yeah, well because you
get well. Actually, I watched the good one. I watched
one about the the guy from Ireland like outside of DC,
who is robbing all those rich people houses.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Uh it was him and his buddy. He was a
He was like an Ivy League grad and never would
have suspected style. Come for money, need more money to
keep up the lifestyle.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
But no.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Other episode of train Wreck that I watched was the
one about the former Toronto Toronto mayor Rob Ford. And
we have that crack, we have documented, uh that addict, sir,
the addict who unfortunately had passed away from cancer before he.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
No.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
I think it was just a bad dice from the creator,
the Rob Ford. Y'all know. I'm obsessed with politics. Like
when Rob Ford showed up on the scene back in
the the mid odds, I could not get enough of
it there. It was every day there was something else,
either a video of him smoking crack that was coming

(46:05):
out or something he was saying he would he could not.
And it also it was the beginning of what politics
would become. It was the first side show. It was
the well not only the side show, but the denial
of facts, the oh you saw the video, that's not me, dude,
You're like, look at you. You never know what they

(46:26):
could do with chat GP, tizzle or whatever you call it.
But out of all of out of all of the clips,
there was one that I had absolutely forgotten about. And
if there is a funnier thing a politician ever in
my lifetime has said, send it to me and we

(46:48):
can debate it, because I think this might be the funniest,
the finniest. A lot of people are saying the funniest clip,
like this beats any any bushes on that w ever said,
like fool me once, shame on. It can't be fooled again,
Like can't. This meets all of them, and I'd completely
forgotten about it. This is a random just pull reporter.

(47:11):
He's he's answering for something that he had, something that
was in the Toronto Star newspaper that morning, and this
was how he responded that afternoon on live TV.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
They're calling a friend of mine a prostitute.

Speaker 7 (47:26):
Atlanta is not a Prostitute's a friend And it makes
me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I
have no other choice. I'm the last one to take
legal action.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
I can't.

Speaker 7 (47:38):
I can't put up with it anymore. So I've named
the names litigate shom be starting shortly. I've had enough.
That's why I warned you guys yesterday and be careful
what you wrote. Okay, So that's all I have to
say for now. And the next thing, I want to
call Mary Britannas in Hamilton and tell him that we're
gonna have to spank the.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Little tiger Cats.

Speaker 7 (47:57):
Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondak did it
says that I wanted to eat her pussy. I've never
said that in my life tour. I would never do that.
I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat
at home.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
What about drinking and driving? The more than enough to
eat at home? I completely forgot it. And the way
he just nonsose He's like, yeah, you know, Toronto Argonauts,
we got a big game against the Tiger Cats this week.
I just want to tell tell him that we're gonna
spend Oh yeah, and one more thing, Uh, they said
I wanted to eat out my assistant. No, I'm happily married.

(48:32):
I got enough to eat at home, Like on live TV,
just right in the middle of a pool reporter poll,
and you hear as he says that you could hear
the clicks of cameras as soon as he says it.
That would be a good drip.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
At least at least he takes care of the kidd
At least he does that.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
I don't think he did, because he was absolutely cheating
on the happily married wife that he said. The only
other thing I had one of I think my the
greatest things the roommate and I do. Anytime we're we
know we're gonna go down like a documentary or you know,
a wormhole like this. Also started the American manhunt Osama

(49:21):
bin laden three part series. Only watch the first one,
so we'll report back on that. But anytime we're gonna
watch no no, no, no, no, no, a lot of hours.
Unfortunate of TV. At home, we always just go to
a movie theater and get a large order of popcorn
to eat at the house. Of course, make you fat.

(49:43):
It's not movie theater. Yeah it is fat. It's it's
not movie theater popcorn. We all know the popcorn you
can make at home does not compare to what you
can get it at the more salt. They put more salt.
They load it with liquid butter, liquid gold, and I
tell the kid like, hey, I'm taking in this home
loaded up like I need it good.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
You know, you know when they started letting you put
your own.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Butter on, it's dangerous. I can't handle that responsibility.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
So the wife couldn't handle it, like she got revoked
one time because we brought the kid out and we
watched I think it was Spider Man two and the one,
uh not the I guess it wasn't. Maybe the Tom
Holland one, maybe it was. Anyway, we were watching that
and she puts so much butter. Every every handful was

(50:33):
just greasy and everything. Then we get icys. I love icys,
so like everybody gets yeah sugar and ice man, come on,
icy are And so the kid I didn't realize half
that tub of popcorn I didn't need any of it
because I was like, no, that's too much butter. And

(50:54):
I just saw him just like he was sitting next
to me, and he was probably nine or ten at
the time. I just saw him just like starting to
look bad, sickness, and then he I just see him
eat more pop and I'm like, maybe you should stop
as soon as we get out of the movie theater.
I just he is green, you know, and I'm like,
do not puke in my car. Bro just tell me.

(51:15):
I will pull over anywhere and you just stick your
head out. And of course before we even left uh
Santiko's at a palladium, we'd stop right there.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yeah he's not.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
And like I like, he still had a seatbelt on.
He was like can't. And I went over and I
pushed him further out of the car and I drove
a lifted uh like a lifted truck avalanche at the time,
and I was like, get your head further out that car, man.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Yeah, so you're not not far enough. You're still you're
still hitting's paying off the side of the poop cruise
like you got you gotta have some further reach there.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
I don't think. I don't think he's ever drinking Nicy anymore,
and he definitely whenever we don't let the wife put
butter on that popcorn.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yeah, it's unfortunate that it run to Icy's for him forever.
This time. When we went to the theater, normal theater
we go to every time to get the popcorn, there
was a kid that was checking tickets at the door. Yeah,
and I told him. I was like, he stopped us
when we walked in, and he's like, oh, hey, how
are y'all doing? And I was like good, good, And
I just walked right past him, right, So immediately I

(52:24):
could tell like, I turn around and he's just burning
a hole through us right cause he's trying. I mean,
he's trying to do his job keep people from going
to see free movies.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
I totally get it. So we walk up, we get
our popcorn at the concession stand, and we start to
walk back out, and as we're walking out, he goes, hey,
can I see y'all tickets? I was like, oh, no,
we're good. He was like, no, no, no, I need to
see your tickets. I was like, we're not seeing a movie.
The face like his face went from I need to

(52:53):
see your tickets to.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
What, Yeah, you're you're buying overpaid popcorn. It's so worthy
you were buying. It's like twelve bucks, twelve thing you get.
You can get like a box of like twenty four
for twelve bucks and it'll be buttery and it'll be delicious.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
The same and also I had, I had, I had leftover,
so I did it for two days.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Oh my, with all of that butter.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Yeah, it was I had butter gut for most of
the weekend.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
That guy speak kind of like how there was a
time where I was.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
About close to your son where it was like I
can't do it anymore, but I can't stop.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
It's a weird door door Dash got me yesterday, like
a couple of days ago. Man, Like I got something
delivered from the little seven to eleven. I get those
little five piece chicken things, you know, a little chicken.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
From seven to eleven.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Oh yeah, man, they're good.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Why would you not just order like a five piece
chicken from Popeyser Because it's like two o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
I can get some you know, semi decent healthy food that.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Taco Bell has chicken nuggets.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Taco Bell was closed. I don't want to Taco Bell,
but I like get my little sweet tooth. I was like, yeah,
give me that little pack of jelly beans right there.
I've had jelly beans in probably twenty years. Yeah, and
here you go, he's sand bagged me because way do
you get me the sugar free jelly beans and I
hate him. I ate him last night. Have you ever

(54:21):
eaten sugar free gummy bears?

Speaker 2 (54:23):
No? Absolutely not. It makes okay, yeah, it makes you
die because there's something else in there to.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
It's all chemicals, Yeah, it will. It cleaned you out.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Chemicals and horsehogs.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
It cleans you out. And I literally pop up out
of bed about nine o'clock this morning, racing to the bathroom,
dude barely making it just fall. It's just like a
water faces.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
This is the episode.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
It was a water facet and about five more times
than that. Man, Okay, okay, I am clean.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Well, these pipes are clean, good, gone.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
And that's a great segue to.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Put him on the clock. Lg ah.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
We have come back and won our first series. We
lost today against the hated Toronto Hey rob Ford Zone,
Oh many, just our era from third Basement. We need
to get Suarez from Eugenio from Arizona, Arizona. We get
that we are cake, baby, we are cake, but we

(55:28):
need our starting pitchers. We could take a reliever from Atlanta,
like I saw this guy who threw ninety percent curveballs.
That guy's a beast and we would love to have
him in our pen. So Judge hit another home run?
How does that? How is Riley doing No? Three? This
is still my minute? Three fifty, This is still my minute?
All right? Stan is striping the ball. He hit a

(55:52):
home run today, our only run, unfortunately, But the Yankees
are moving and I'd say we will take this series.
The next two games are ours, and we're gonna have
our young rookie eight, which I can see him becoming
an a slittler. That was one hundred and one. I

(56:14):
love the boat cruise on that. Yeah, that was pooping
down the river.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
That was pretty appropriate. The uh speaking of that Judge
home run, I saw that tied him with a Rod
three and fifty one now for the Yankees, tied for
sixth most now and franchise history.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Still gotta get past Nickey Lou Babe? Who else we got?

Speaker 2 (56:37):
That's what I was gonna ask you, So, Babe, obviously
is first, Yeah, six fifty nine, Maris uh Mantle? You
said Mantle? Second five thirty six? Did you say? You
said Lou? Yep, they're Lou Gerig four ninety three. So
there's your top three. The next one kind of surprises

(56:58):
me because obviously I know he was great, but I
don't think of him as much for the home run hitting.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Hmmm, they got Gay? Uh?

Speaker 2 (57:12):
I like I did, I say, Marius Maris is not
He wasn't there long enough? He had he was a
wasn't it burnout not fade away?

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Right?

Speaker 2 (57:23):
So okay, Yogi fifth, Yogi had three fifty eight. This
guy had three sixty one, three more than Yeournie. No,
he had. He has possibly the most unbreakable record in
baseball history.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Oh you're talking about oh.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Joelton Joe three sixty one, three sixty one. Joe DiMaggio
had three hundred and sixty one home run. I forget
Joe well because again I think of him more as
slap hitting average doubles, lead the league in doubles. Kind
of hit her, but.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
With a short portion. He was a lefty, wasn't he.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Yep, three hundred and sixty one home run? So uh,
Now you know Judged only ten behind dem Yeah, Demaggio
only seven behind Yogi. So you would assume Judge moves
into fourth place by the end of the season. Oh yeah,
which again to hear Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, lou gerrig

(58:19):
Aaron Judge, and then Joe DiMaggio just one of those guys,
like the fact that Judge he's hearing, he's.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Calling to like the only one that I like. He's
probably I mean, I don't like it'd have to be.
He'd have to hit fifty sixty.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
He's not passing Ruth, but he's I bet he passes.
I bet he gets closer to Mantle. He's thirty, what
thirty one years old?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (58:41):
I think he's thirty two now right, didn't he He's.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Had a birth, Okay, thirty two, so eight years fifty
on eight, So no.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
He's thirty. He had just turned thirty three, he was
thirty two. Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, fifty
on eight and that's nascile body, that's four hundred home runs.
If he just averaged fifty four hundred home runs, that's
that's seven, that's seven fifty. Yeah, but he's not averaging fifty.
For the next eight years. That would be his age
thirty nine, forty and forty one season.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
No, no, no, no, for the next eight years that
would be that would be his forty one.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Oh yeah, I don't think that's happening. Yeah, that's why
I say that five thirty six number with man. When
when did when did Bonds retire forty at age?

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Yeah, it had to be like forty or forty one. Yea.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Bonds was also significantly more enhanced than.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Uh, definitely and Judge. But his eye, he had the
best eye in baseball for sure. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Bond's last appearance was seven, so he would have been
aged forty one, forty one, forty two.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
And it was hard because they didn't didn't have the
d H O NL so right, you know, he had
he had to play the field, was playing or he
was they had to bring him in for a pinch hit. God,
it would have.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
It is kind of surprising, he I mean, I guess,
you know, once you settle, And it's kind of surprising
to me though that Bonds was only a two franchise
guy and didn't ever make it, you know, and both
of them were NL franchises, never made the switch to
late career d H and the AL because I mean, granted,
he all of the heat that surrounded him at that

(01:00:20):
point of his career. He was he was all about
getting that record and then getting out of there, despite
the record not really meaning anything anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
The Rangers, I saw the two to one loss yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
I'm glad you asked. So they took two out of
three from Detroit, which is a huge I mean, that's great.
Detroit's twenty games over.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Five Honds first team to his sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Yeah, the last night was the only game they lost.
It was also a ESPN Sunday Night game and Carl
Ravich and he might win the Triple Crown again. He
won the Triple Crown last year. Yes, which schools amazing.
But the ESPN broadcast should have just brought in the
Houston Tigers home TV broadcast because that was a Tiger's broadcast.

(01:01:04):
But anytime the Rangers are on national TV, they talk
about the Rangers as if they don't have fifty years
fifty years worth of history in DFW, much less the
history they have as the Washington Senators, where the winningest
pitcher in baseball spent his whole career, Walter Johnson. Like
they talk about the Rangers as if they're the Florida

(01:01:25):
Marlins or the Arizona Diamond five hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
They're five hundred right now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
No, but I'm saying that in terms of they're also
a team. They won the World Series two years ago.
It's not like they're a dreg franchise like they they.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Went like, we're putting up the Chicago White Sox.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Majority the majority of the time. As the Texas Rangers,
they have been god awful.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
But have you seen the division of the Detroit They're
feasting like the Astros used to.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Yeah, I think I think the closest one to them
is like ten and a half eleven.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Yeah, things like that. They don't even have another.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Team in Minnesota in or Cleveland. Actually I think Cleveland's closest.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
They're all in the forties.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Yeah, yeah, so and they're none of none of Whenever
I see he's not a second team from that division,
that's gonna be a wild card. It doesn't look like, yeah,
Guardians game under five hundred. The Guardians or the Spiders,
or the Indians or the Blues depending. We'll see what
their name is in a couple of years. But yeah, Rangers,

(01:02:20):
we'll see. They're they've got. They're playing the god awful Athletics,
the not Oakland Athletics for a three game series starting tonight.
I think they're ahead, so let's uh. The Rangers have
also been the hottest baseball in the month of July.
They're number one in average and run scored. So maybe
there are some exactly, maybe there are some signs of

(01:02:43):
a turnaround actually in July.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I might have to be like you,
I'm gonna check those stats.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Yeah, do it because I just saw it at the
beginning of this Tiger series.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Let's uh, let's before we get the main segment. I
guess let's yeah, we got more weekend sports. What do
you Yeah, we got the open, last major of the
season before the FedEx Cup. Uh, it was a great tournament.
Man started out. There wasn't, dude, it was. I mean
the last Scott the last day was the worst day

(01:03:16):
because Scotty just coasted. When Scotty came pressed, he had
he had a four shot lead.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
The only time he was pressed is he bogeyed the seventh.
He he had to save part on long putts. This
dude could not miss from under twenty feet. It was
Tiger esque, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Like it was a lot of Tiger comparisons being made
with the statistics and all the analytics.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
If you take the last three year, the best Tiger
three years, and that was like one through three, and
you compare him to Scotty's his past three years. They
pretty much are like they're both uh number one and
iron play number one and putting number one and driver.
So there are comparisons, but the longevity is always key.

(01:04:04):
You gotta think that's his fourth major. Brooks Koepka's got five,
you know what I'm saying. Jordan Speith has three, got
him and he's been on such a drought for the
past decade. And he's just a little bit older than Scotty.
Scotty he is twenty nine years old, about to turn thirty. Yep.
But we did have some I mean the first day

(01:04:25):
the weather was definitely a problem, raining, We had some
raining shine just like Link's play. The only time trouble
that Scotty had was on the eighth when he went
into a pothole bunker and he thought he could wedge
it out to the He was about one fifty out
and he thought he could wedge it out and he
clipped it on the top and he could hear him

(01:04:46):
tell his Caddy. He's like, yeah, I'm not I'm just
I'm just nailing it in. And that's what he did.
He just shot for par for the rest of the Yeah,
he didn't have to. He got birdie the very next
hole because he's with another long putt. But in the
beginning we had d Schambeau shoot a seventy eight seven
over and then he went to shoot a sixty four yep,

(01:05:11):
a sixty what seven and then another six. If this
dude would have shot even on the first.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Day, we might have actually gotten a shoot and Scotty.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
It would have been like, that's that's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Yeah, he was hot the chamba rounds.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Xander Schoffley was the same person. Man shot a high
score in the first round, then just came back and
shot like a second, third, fourth day. But Scotty was
so far ahead of that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
That's what makes Scotty so amazing. You remember when Scotty won,
uh it was it wasn't the I guess it was
the It might have been the Master. There was we
had talked about after Scotty won one of his majors
earlier this year.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
The only one he hasn't won is the Open, the
US US Open.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Now, yeah, the I guess it was the PGA Championship.
Then when Scotty when he got pressed on the back
nine and then ended up pulling away we talked about
his Vegas number for expected major wins is nine and
a half. So if you're betting over under, is he
gonna win that's nine or less? Or is he gonna

(01:06:23):
win ten or more? And you remember back then we
talked about the idea of confidently saying any golfer ever
is going to win ten majors, double digit majors. That's insane.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Only three players, only three players have done it exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
It's to suggest that someone's gonna do the Tiger Nicholas
and Hogan, uh yeah, yeah, yeah, and then right behind it,
it's crazy to think Palmer, like Palmer got nine, I
believe eight or nine. Yeah, I think he was actually
even uh even lower. I think he was down at
like seven. Wasn't it because we were we did this

(01:06:59):
same conversation Jack eighteen, Tiger fifteen. It's not it's not Hogan,
it's Walter Hagen. Hey, we did this last time at eleven,
and then Hogan, Gary Player nine, Tom Watson eight, and
then uh Palmer seven seven.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Oh got Sola players got the nine.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
You referenced the comparison to you know, Scotty and Tiger
over these this same three year run and it's the
what it is is it's the age from age twenty
six to twenty nine. Over those age twenty six to
twenty nine years, Scotty has twenty wins, Tiger had eighteen.

(01:07:37):
Scotty has four majors, Tiger had four. Scotty also won
the Players twice. Tiger didn't win it at all. And
so you just look at those numbers on the surface
and you think, wow, Scotty's doing exactly what Tiger did
at this point of his career.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
But how old was Tiger?

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
But well, no, that was the that was Tiger's age
twenty six to twenty nine years.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Scotty, you're doing the same age.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
I was, right, that's a little And then when you
go back, well, and you go back and look at
what Tiger accomplished before the age of twenty six twenty
seven wins seven majors and the players.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Yeah, so his his run, he.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Weier had eleven majors by this point in his career,
where Scotty still has four exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
And there was that run I think he ran on
if you think, because it was like a three year span,
he won six or seven majors during that span. Already
already he it was the only two or three other
people or three other people have won the Open, the
US Open and the Open the British.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
As we had the Open champions the Open Championship.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
In the in one year, and that's Tiger and Scotty,
and I think it was what you call it Hagen
or maybe that's Hogan. Maybe that's why, maybe that's why
you're thinking of it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Yet comparisons with Scotty, you can go again.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
But we saw this with Koepka. He was red hot
and then now he can't get his crap together.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
I think Kepka is the closest we've seen because Keopka
also had the top three finishes when he didn't win, and.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
That's where Scott's he pulled off five majors right in
that day, like he won two majors, three majors in
one year.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
But as you were watching Kopka on that run, I think,
still watching Scotty now versus watching Kopka, then Scotty's just
style of play seems like it's going to age better
than what well Peka looked like then. I mean, Kepka
was big athlete, sec.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
He drove the ball and if he stayed.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Looked like David Pollock Georgia.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
If he stayed in the fairway, he was gonna he
was gonna shoot good. But what Scotty is is just
like Tiger, he's the best scrambler in the game. If
he's got a tough shot out of the thick rougher,
you got to be creative on a shot. He's gonna,
he's nailing it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
He's the second best scrambler behind Speak. Speath is the
king of the switch back. Like I'm going to the ruff,
I'm going to the bunker, I'm going to the green,
and I'm saving par Like.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Scrambler means you get out of it and you get you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
No, Speed's the best at just keeping it in the rough.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
I'm still saving par scrambling to save Par.

Speaker 6 (01:10:19):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
The the storyline obviously is Scottie.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
But and then you had what no jackass himself Sergio
Garcia on the.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Brokers driver onto on hold too, wouldn't eat look, but
he ended up going on to shoot and he shot
good because he didn't. He was like a sixty eight.
It was a blessing in the sky, sixty or sixty six.
His for the drive is over in the rough. No
The story to me was if you had a VPN,
I hope you tapped into the Sky Sports broadcast because

(01:10:53):
NBC was terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
It's like, oh yeah, we need we need the British,
we need we need the Scottish and the British.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
It was so much better, way, less commercials and as
much as I rag on Jim Nantz, somehow NBC finds
a way to be even worse. And this first clip,
LG will play the reporter bombing uh first, the first one.
I don't think it was Smiley Kaufman's fault because he

(01:11:23):
went on to talk about on Instagram, how you know
he was on the course he heard a loud pop
in his ears, which to him meant he lost connection,
he got disconnected, But turns out he wasn't disconnected, and
this is what went out over the airwaves of NBC.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Get him a little closer to the top.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Okay, I can understand why this is one of the
more difficult holes.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Stay this whole location.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Of the time. Get him a little closer to the
top one more time.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
I can understand why this is one of the more
difficult whole stay this whole location.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
That's all I'm always scared to do a thousand percent
as I call, but where I'm just like.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
As I get ready to walk back into the iHeart
Mothership on Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
Like that was too close there, he was too close
to him actually being live and saying something to going
into a cuss word.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
He should have known, don't do that. Even if you
hear something.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Like that, you don't. You don't because from that's just
a mic in front of you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
Just unprofessional.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
You always act like it's hot a thousand percent, And
to his credit, he went on to basically say that
on a you know what Instagram apologic. Hey, I'm sorry
it happened. This is why my bad. I shouldn't have
done that. But of course we also had to have
Mike Tarica with the earlier in our broadcast. There was
so colorful, unfortunate language.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
That already made children.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
We were having connectivity issues with our en course reporters,
and if that hurt you or offended you in any way,
we deeply, sincerely please from all of us at the
Peacock Nation sincerely apologizo. Somehow to Rico is even worse

(01:13:20):
than nance. But that somehow was not the best audio
clip of the weekend because one thing I learned as
a kid watching a lot of British comedies with my dad.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
Python faith that English.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
The English do fart humor better than anybody, and they
know just how to tow that line of silliness while
still trying.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
We got a great fart drop from the broadcast this weekend,
and I won't even try to set it up because
it's just it's beautiful. Just listen closely.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
This is a view of it here because so far
above the green.

Speaker 6 (01:14:03):
Don't win.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
You can get onto this green.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
The chef of the voice just wait, listen to the
announcer handle what are.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
You laughing about him?

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
There's so much to say about that shot the face.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Let's start, let's stick to the gulf.

Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
Just a little bit of wind from behind, just help
me to ease down the green.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Ease down the green.

Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
Just a little echo as well, and off the back
of his T shirt on the sixteenth that one there,
this is This is.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
A great view.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
It's just so great.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
It's just subtle enough referencing it without being like, y'all
hear that far? That was funny, wasn't it. Yeah, Just
a little bit of additional wind down that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Might might want to check his niggas and you know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Yeah that as soon as I again, I think I
heard that probably at five thirty in the morning or
whatever it was, and just immediately shot up, like, oh god,
I'm gonna need that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Got an extra thirty minutes of like pepin.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Yeah, but yeah, I mean, besides Scotty's dominance and the
fart on the broadcast, it was it was a pretty
unentertaining open Scott because there wasn't a lot of it good.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
He didn't have a good first round. He was down
by five, but on that second day when he marched
up and went up by one or two.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Yeah, second day, and then then the.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Third when he was just killing it and then he
was up by four.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Yeah. Second day he climbs all the way down to
ten under, takes the lead and shooting what was a
seven under that day.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Something that's sixty four, So miss and missed. He has
not shot at sixty three in a in a major,
so he has not joined the club yet of the
sixty three club. But he missed it by like just
by hair on the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
You know, watching That's last thought on it before we
talked boxing and UFC. The The fact that the course
record there, the exact course that they played, different pen locations,
but same course. The fact that the course record still
to this day is a sixty one that Rory shot

(01:16:20):
when he was sixteen years old.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
It's just there's the weather had to be immaculate.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
That day and he just knew the course so well,
it's his home course, he had played it, you know,
it's how many times had he played it before setting that?
Really all of the things. But I you he was
sixteen years old, still an amateur, still an amateur when
he set that record. But yeah, I mentioned we got
to talk some boxing. We're not saving much time for

(01:16:48):
the main segment because it's the NFC South folks. Yeah,
we don't need a lot of time. Let's talk about
some actual local connections. We had this weekend. Bam beating
the hell out of Cofu ninth round TKO Bam. BAM's amazing.
Bam is a pound four pound, top five, top ten guy,

(01:17:08):
Like he's creeping up that list.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Why they had these two fights go on the same time,
like were they two different stuff? It was?

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
It was actually perfect because of the Bam fight was
in Frisco at Jerry's practice facility. It was before, so
Mario and Manny were in Vegas the house that Manny
built out there at MGM, so we got BAM clear
of Mario's fight. So I watched all of BAMU before
I think, honestly before the Harvard kid that fought on

(01:17:38):
the Mario undercard, before his fight even ended, because when
I flipped over there, he was still fighting. So we
got also got Mexican ot walking Mario out in as
full as tech of gear, pretty good optics, but all
in all, I kind of think Mario was pretty happy
just to get the draw and get out of there.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
It was well, the heat man his hook, his job
was a job if he continued. But like during the
middle of the round, it was just Manny's footwork. He
punches and bunches, bunches and punches.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
Like the crowd, yeah, fueling his forty six year old
aging legs.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
And you see him all taped up in the knees
and stuff like that. But like I told someone, I was, like,
the thing you want to look with many is look
at his footwork and how he creates like his angle, which.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Is also what bam is so damn good at at
his age.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Yeah, and but like his his jab, kept his distance
and he's lucky to get that draw man, and he's
San Antonio's own. We need to do a better time
job as a sports city. You know, too many bars
showed even though the UFC fight you and they're like, oh,

(01:18:56):
we were gonna have to pay an extra three thousand
dollars for that support low our local kid.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
Yeah, there we have two world champion boxers fighting on
the same night at diff staggered times.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Yeah, I'm like, and I can't stand Dana White who
always puts on an event whenever a boxing event goes.
Of course, you know, he's like, oh, who's got the
biggest It's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
The NFL doing Christmas Day games now, but because the
NBA has been doing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
And he still wants to prove, like, oh, the UFC
is bigger than boxing. Not when you got the good fighters,
people going to turn to the boxing. And I saw
more people, you know, as.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Much Uscheck and Dubois as well, another boxer. Like thinking
about Dana scheduling on top of three big.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
Boxes and if it wasn't for the air of I'm
sorry for a lot of fans out there, Floyd Mayweather
picking and choosing his fights, running from the big fights,
unlike the glory days of the seven seventies and eighties
and early nineties. He Mayweather is probably the best defensive
boxer to ever do it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
You know, but yeah, that doesn't feel controversial.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
But when you run, when you run from the good fights.
Manny had his peak, Roy Jones Junior as his peak,
you know, like all these ones that he just like,
and he would sit there. I mean I couldn't stand it.
I mean, he was so fast, he could be offensive,
he could have been offensive, but he'll take the win.
He got in your head early and then he like

(01:20:27):
I could predict every one of his fights, is the
guy's gonna wear out in the fifth, sixth round and
Floyd Mayweather is gonna take it over and he's gonna
just pepper him with a jab jab.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Yeah, there was a script, a script to every one
of his fights. I think Greg in the chat here
is right Mario. Mario came out showing Paki too much respect.
He loses those first two rounds clearly, and then it
looked like mar he kind of realized like I've got
to fight.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
I got more power than this.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Yeah, this is like I've got to stop. Yes, it's
Manny pak being a legend. But I've got I'm this
is a fight I should be winning. I should win.
I get that got to knock it out. That it's
manny and just treat it like another to another fight,
another match. But uh, you know Mario wins some of
those middle rounds.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Yeah you got you gotta have that mocheese moo, you
got that just bumped out, be like I'm the man
now you you you old man, get out of here. Yeah,
and you gotta put it to him early.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Mario, I'm sure would probably, I mean, not happy with
the draw, but happy kept his belt, kept the belt,
exactly happy to keep the belt. Tell me though, before
we do get into the main segment, I didn't watch
the UFC fight.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
So the UFC man had a great every fight in
it in a decision, so it was every He is
a long card, no knockouts, no knockouts, no submissions. Do
we like that as a UFC fan? It depends on
some of the fights. And there were some good fights
and the main card did not disappoint. They were swinging
and they even ran it back at the very end.

(01:22:02):
But here let me give you some stats on Holloway.
This is just the greatness that, like Holloway, man is
total strikes. You got the first one's gonna be Holloway,
second one is gonna be Poorrier. You got three seventy
three seventy eight to two fifty five. He landed two

(01:22:23):
oh one of the three seventy eight versus one oh
nine significant strikes three seventy five. That means Holloway significant strikes.
There was only three of them that weren't significant, and
he landed one ninety eight, three less than the total

(01:22:44):
he landed. And then versus Poitier one O nine to
the head, he tried to punch his head out, uh
two fifty three, landed one O three uh po ninety
four versus two. They were both head hunting body. This
is where Holloway he knew he had to chop that tree.
He had to chop the tree. So eighty to the body,

(01:23:04):
sixty four landed versus Poorier only ten to the body,
nine landed legs. He chopped him down thirty one to
forty one versus nine of ten. And it was it
was pretty yeah. I mean won of like a round
or two if if two, But Holloway definitely peppered them

(01:23:26):
all match and they did the classic stand in the
ring the last ten seconds and they just want.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
On each other. But it was a championship five rounds.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
And Poirier did not want I know, he didn't want
to go to sleep, so he kind of hugged it
out the last three.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
Seconds save him the so expected winner one.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
Yeah, yeah, and that's Porrier's retirement fight. Ooh, per se,
we'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
If I was I would want to just go up
against one more ten can, just to demolish, to at
least I could end with.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
But it was such like this was such like he
won the BMF the Bad Mother, you know belt and
uh so he wanted to go out with a bang
and he you know, I think he said he wanted
to retire after the last and knocked out and he
was like, hey, what a way to finish. You know,
one of the greatest fights there was with one of
the greatest Indians. Unfortunately it wasn't me, it was him.

(01:24:24):
But to run it back, you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Said time out, you said endings. For a second, I
thought you said against one of the greatest Indians, and
I was like, oh, I didn't realize it's sorry. I
was so lost for a second because I didn't know
if you meant Navajo or like as tech guy or
you know, like the actual like Asian Indian always from

(01:24:50):
Hawaii punjabs, you know, I mean, what was LG's got
more ethnicity relationship? Don't bring LG into the Yes, we're
already digging our own hole. Let's get into the main segment. Four,
we get too deeper into the program. Starting with our
first NFC divisional preview tonight, I mentioned were new. We

(01:25:14):
didn't save a lot of time for this one because
I don't want to spend a lot of time talking
about it. The NFC South was the only division last
year that didn't have a top fifteen team in points
per game allowed. Every single one of those teams, every
single one of these teams was in the bottom half
of points allowed per game by defense. So I don't

(01:25:40):
think you're going to see a whole lot of massive
improvement from any team in this division. It kind of
feels like it's going to basically remain chalk. And speaking
of the chalk, we'll start with the Vegas predictions. Bucks
They have the Vegas has the Bucks expected over underwins
nine and a half Falcons seven and a half, Panthers

(01:26:04):
six and a half, and then the Saints actually opened
at four and a half. Somehow they're up to five
and a half now, So people are betting the Saints
over so much that Vegas has actually moved it since
it opened.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Because they're all just beating up on each other, right,
and then they're gonna lose to everyone like everyone else.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
I think. Also, this division has the easiest schedule, easiest
collective schedule of any division, So like every single one
of these teams have a top ten easiest schedule at
least as we sit here today, according to predictions. So
as always, we'll go in order of how Vegas views them,

(01:26:46):
which means we'll start with the Bucks. The Bucks were
I think a really interesting team last year because the
more I dug into them and some of the numbers
from last year, I didn't realize how one sided they were.
Because in my head when I still think of the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the defense, I think defense so specifically,

(01:27:08):
last year was their worst season in points allowed and
yards allowed since twenty nineteen. Yea, they haven't had as
forty touchdowns exactly, and you know, forty one touchdowns forty
five hundred and something yards.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
And barely snuck in. They almost like.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
It almost blew the division to Atlanta.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
Yeah, exactly, with the Pennix are coming in the last
three games.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
Exactly, and we'll talk to you know, that's the hinging
of what Atlanta's looking forward to. The Buccaneers also are Buccaneers.
I like saying that in six of their eight losses
last year were one score game, So not only were
they having to put up big offensive numbers, they were
also having to outscore teams, which again falls to the

(01:27:56):
Baker crazy stats. And some of that overtime get against
Atlanta that was, you know, like fifty something to forty
something or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
It ended up Baker. If Baker stays hot like he is.
And with Ginging Godwin back because he got injured after
the terrible injury, Yeah, ging god went back.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
Godwin was leading the league in receptions and yards at
the time of that injury.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
He's a beast man. And then Mike Evans again once
again getting a thousand yards, the only man to ever
do it. You know, what was it eleven consecutive season?

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
Jerry Rice had eleven and now he's broke it. Last
year was twelfth.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
That's okay. I didn't know if he was tired.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
He got it on that last series of the season
game when they kept him. Yeah, it was very much
straight hand sacking.

Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
Far Yeah, gave it to him. But yeah. So but
like they have Godwin, they have Buck Irving, which was
a standout. Like I was surprised because with Sean White
was supposed to be their leading back. He Bucky came
bucking took over. He took the job. So and then
they got Kate Outen, which is they're tied end. He's no,

(01:29:08):
he's no scrub and stuff. So I mean, you got
you got people to throw it to. And with the
scrambler that Baker is, it doesn't matter if the pocket
breaks down, Baker's gonna make something happen. So really you're
looking at the defense and just looking at it, and
nothing jumps out of me except the you know, old

(01:29:30):
man Leavonte David still a beast. I feel like he's
gonna be like a who's that man that was in
Washington forever like ended up probably having like some of
the best stats.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Wait, are you talking about old man Darryl Green? The
old cornerback that could still.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
He was a linebacker. I forget what he is, but
I remember just playing him like he was just a
tackle machine. He'd always be top five in tackles, and
I just like, I would always pick him in fantasy.
That's why I know, because I was like, man, that's
just attacking.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Wait, you're drafting defensive players.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
Baby, that we need to get to five hundred so
we can get some super chats and I can help
some of y'all with fans.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
Go coach Division II football, if you're going to take
it that series they did.

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
You're looking at like a fifteen time champ right here.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
And you're looking at a guy who's the same exact
way as I did before I knew that. The Bucks
did sign took a flyer one year deal on Hassan Reddick.
He's still only thirty. Potentially could be some kind of, uh,
you know, complimentary edge piece there. The big thing for
them is the only person did he sit out most

(01:30:45):
of the year over Yeah yeah, after the trade from Philly.
The only thing the Buccaneers really lost on the offensive
side of the ball was their offensive coordinator, Liam Cohen,
now the head coach in Jacksonville. And I say that
you know, the Buccaneers elevated their passing game coordinator, a

(01:31:10):
smart dude graduated from Yale. Guy that's gonna run the
same system. But this will now be Baker's eighth different
offensive coordinator in the last eight season.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
Sounds like Alex Smith.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
It's crazy, you know, And it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
Until he got to Andy Reid, which he had a
different offensive coordinator every year.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
You know, yeah, exactly it the you mentioned Bucky Irvin,
So last year Bucks were top four and not we
think of the passing numbers with Baker, they were top
four and rushing as well.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Yeah, Bucky was like running all the field, which opened
up the passing game for him.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
And if that, if the offense doesn't slip too much
from losing Cohen, and if the defense comes to any
kind of resemblance of what they've been the past five
years before last year, I think clearly the Bucks are
the class of this of this division.

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
Yeah, they're They're definitely the team to be. At nine,
I would say I kind of like that number nine.
I think it's going to be a you know, it's
it's going to come down to the very end, who's
going to win this division? And let's see if someone
has a winning record. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
The Bucks have the tenth easiest schedule.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
They go against the AFC East, you know, they got
the Bills. Outside of that, they also go against the
NFC West. Okay, so you're going against the only Seattle
in a rebuild, the Kyler, you know what I'm saying.
But the Rams and the Niners. Yeah, you know, so,

(01:32:47):
I wouldn't say it's the That's surprising to me.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
That, well, they get to play the Panthers and Saints.

Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
Well, that's the reason why, because they beat up on
their own exactly exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
So, Uh, you know, Bucks at nine and a half,
I kind of lean with you. I think it they
might be a ten win team by default because the
ass end of their division is so bad. But somehow
the Bucks historically seemed to split one of those series
between like with Carolina or the Saints. Yeah, so I

(01:33:18):
kind of I'm with you. I think the I think
that might be a nine instead of the over. I
think they might be a little under. The team Vegas
has closest to them, Atlanta. You mentioned Michael Pennock's last
three games of the season. Uh, that's obviously what the
Falcons are betting on. Pennick's looking like a franchise quarterback

(01:33:39):
at the end of last season, Jon.

Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
If you look at it, I mean, if he made
some incredible plays, But was he like jayde Daniels. No, no, no,
so like to say that he like they want him
to be the franchise. But they still picked up Kirk
Cousins ten million dollars option, so they still have Kirk

(01:34:02):
lingering in the background, which you know from watching that Quarterbacks.
He did a great job, but he just got injury
after injury after injury. And he actually said in that thing,
which was I got this from Drew Brees. In twenty ten,
he wrote a book where he's like, my job is
to never let that backup see the field, you know,
because that's when you lose.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Your mentality to have you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
So he was trying to play through injury. That's why
he had one of the worst seasons he's ever had.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
He was six and three and when the injuries really
started to accumulate. Yeah, you mentioned the QB Show. I
think we might talk about that Wednesday, because I'm going
to try to crash crash course at try to burn
through it because I want to get caught up so
we can talk about it. Since now I know you've
finished it. Remember when we were talking about the those

(01:34:51):
ESPN positional surveys where ESPN surveyed league executives, coaches and
scouts to get the rankings. Yeah, you want to a
guess where Beijon fell on those rankings? Talking running backs,
I want man top three pretty close?

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
He finished fourth, fourth, fourth.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
In the ranking. Yeah you had, So you got Christian buddy,
Derek buddy. I hate to break it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
Christian is not there. I love I love when they
I love being the underdogs.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
I think he might have slipped a little bit, all right,
So you got Derek. I believe it went then Derek
in that order. I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it.
Yeah it went Derek. Number three was not McCaffrey. McCaffrey
was number.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
Five, number three. Who else?

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Oh breeze, No, no, I don't even think he got
top ten. I don't even think he got he was
honorable mention uh NFC North Lions.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
Oh Jamar gives Gibbs. All right, so that's a reach,
in my opinion, take over Gibbs. I think they're doing
that because the better passing game, so your running back
will get an easier time when they when the cornerbacks
and the linebackers have to stay true, I think they
can't sit there and sneak up a little bit and

(01:36:14):
close the gap.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
I think there's also a bit of a you know,
the romanticization of Gibbs playing on a fifteen win team
and Bijon playing on a Falcons team that's going was
going nowhere.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
Well, they're also counting on the fact that Detroit Lions
number one seed lost against the Commanders, you know, in
the divisional round, and they were just I can't believe
this happened. You know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
The question to me is if like y'all still Detroit, right, Yeah,
it hasn't changed. I love you, Dan, Right. If Atlanta
called Detroit and said, will trade Bijon for Jamar Gibbs,
straight up, I think Detroit.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Does the deal.

Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
Yeah, So that to me is kind of that's the
Bill Simmons measure of which team says no. I think
Atlanta says no more than Detroit says no. So I
would flip those. But yeah, I mean those are the.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
Flip those in style. But like as for stats. I
can see why they push Gibbs up theres because sure
of the passing attack that we know the Lions are
going to have versus the question mark that we have
with Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
Thanks yeah, uh the so the Falcons again have the
expected fourth easiest schedule.

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
The beating up on their division.

Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
We talk obviously the offense is the you know, flashy narrative,
flashy storylines to talk about with Atlanta. Let me hit you.
I saw this stat earlier today as I was prepping
for this segment. Let me hit you with one of
the most insane stats I've heard in a long time.

(01:37:55):
Last year Atlanta finished thirty first in the league in
sacks and their sacks sack total, what their defense produced,
not sacks given up. Their offensive line is actually really good.
And they resigned Jake Matthews. They were second to last

(01:38:15):
in total sacks last year as a defense. That was
a massive improvement. And you say, how can that be massive?
They only moved up one spot. Listen to this. In
the last five years in the NFL, the Falcons are
dead last in total sacks.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
The last five years, dead last. They never had.

Speaker 2 (01:38:38):
Let's go look at the last ten years. The Falcons
are dead last over the last decade. Let's go look
at the last two decades, the last twenty years of
NFL football, the Atlanta Falcons have the lowest sack total
of all teams. When you add up the last twenty years.
They haven't had a pass rush in two decades. That

(01:39:02):
was insane. When as I was reading that, I was
reading an athletic article and I was like, no, that
can't be true, and I started looking it up. I
was like, oh my god, this is this awful. And
you remember in the draft they trade.

Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
You got the books. They never had a stellar quarterback,
so that's a run game. You had Drew Brees who
would never get sacked because he just was a quick floor. Yeah.
And then you got who's Carolina. I guess Cam Newton
would always get a yard or two. Yeah. You know
what I'm saying if the pocket broke down. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
And that's just the past decade, right, go back twenty years.
You're talking Jake Delone. Man, it's Aaron Brooks the old
Uh and Deuce McAllister, the old Saints backfield. The Falcons
did go about addressing that. In the first round of
the draft. They take Jaalen Walker fifteenth, but then the

(01:39:55):
they traded there, they traded so many future picks to
move back into the first round to get James Pearce Junior,
the kid from Tennessee at twenty six. So looking like
they used two first round draft picks on edge rushers.
If that doesn't help things get better.

Speaker 3 (01:40:14):
I don't know what you do. Yeah, I mean, and
on the offense, I mean. Drake London definitely seemed like
he liked Pinnicks. He broke out way more with Pinnix,
which is good. Bijon. I still think he's third best
running back in the league. Darnell Mooney was a breakout.
You know, he was used to play for Chicago Bears

(01:40:35):
but had to break out. He's an over the top
type of guy. He can break that Ray Ray McLeod
old forty nine er. He's a speedster. He runs across
the middle and god damn Kyle Pitts the fantasy scapegoat
everybody like everybody wants him to do good in fantasy
and it's like if we all feel like the Cowboys,

(01:40:57):
this is his year. This is his year. Because he
was a number one draft pick, he was supposed to
be the next, Travis Kelsey, George Kittle, all the greats
supposed to be the Newserne Hernandez.

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
Yeah, Hernandez wrong, great Florida tighten. Yeah, and he was
so physically dominant in college it looked like it was
an obvious like, yeah, clearly this guy will transwis translate.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
Than any other tight end, like six foot six, six
foot seven.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
I still think there potentially if the Falcons give up
on him, he's a guy that he's gonna get multiple
second third Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
But they're all gonna be one year deal and stuff
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
It'll be like we saw with you know, like Jamichael
Finley when he bounced around, or Mercedes Lewis when he
bounced around and then finally landed and Jacksonville and it
all clicked, and he was.

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
A top five tight end for like two or three years.

Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
Yeah, and in his late twenties as opposed to the
stud prospect, he was early.

Speaker 3 (01:41:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
I you still have so Vegas has Falcons seven and
a half. You think they're clearly the second best team
in this division. No, you don't think they're clearly ahead
of Carolina New Orleans. You think the Saints. Saints are
sneaky man, I can't wait to can't wait to talk
about the Saints now because I have I have some
of my own notes. I so you might even think

(01:42:23):
Falcons lower than seven and a half.

Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
I think, yeah, I think because they're only gonna they're
gonna get beat up in the division. I think the
AFC East in the NFC East that they got to play,
they're not They're not chumps, you know what I'm saying.
And like what the Giants and then you got the Jets.
That's the only ones. But the Jets could be good,

(01:42:46):
you know, like they still got weapons. I'm like the Giants,
I don't know, except for the receiver, except for neighbors. Yeah,
but I just I just see, like this is the
division where it's like, uh, they're gonna go under five
hundred and someone's gonna have a home field advantage and
they were gonna have to talk about the division should

(01:43:07):
not guarantee a home field advantage. That is stupid, blah
blah blah. And I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
Well that's where that number is seven and a half.
I mean, if they win eight and that wins the division,
there's your home playoff.

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
I got them winning a seven or eight. Yeah, but
that's where I have them and Saints. I feel like
it's one of those like we had in previous divisions.
It could be like, let's see who's the last last
game of the year type thing.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
Oh yeah, to determine that. I still think Tampa Bay
is clear. Tampa Bay is clear of whoever you want
to try to go second.

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
You want to know the last game of the.

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
Year, Tampa Bay, Atlanta, No, No, Atlanta, Alta New Orleans.

Speaker 3 (01:43:51):
So just like I said, it could come down to
the last game of the year, whoever that's it's gonna
come down the last game. Whoever is going to be
on top? In my opinion, do you.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
Think either Atlanta or New Orleans is going to finish
ahead of Tampa?

Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
No? No, no, no on top between for a second,
Tampa Tampa needs they gotta win nine to ten games.

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
Well, then let's burn through Carolina so we can talk
about the Saints close it out. Uh the parts bust.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
I mean, so he was.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
Benched after two games. We got the redhead Jesus Andy
Dalton coming in and then he played pretty well coming
back from the benching, including a five touchdown game. Uh,
second to last game of the season. I think I
think it might have been either Atlanta or New Orleans
a really bad it's still five touchdown games. I think

(01:44:47):
it was three passing, two rushing or whatever. Uh, I
don't know, I'm not ready. I wouldn't say Bryce Young bust,
but I would.

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
Say Bryce Young bust.

Speaker 2 (01:44:58):
Significant improvement needs to be shown. It's three.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
I love Cuba Hubber, my Oklahoma State cowboy. You know,
he was like the best running back in college football
for a year, but like he just is not putting
up those numbers for you.

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
Know, they signed former Cowboy Rico Dawdle actually gave him
a deal that might get up over six millions, which
is crazy. They drafted McMillan, the wide receiver from Arizona.
I mean, that's your new number one option for Bryce.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
But name name one name one of their you probably
will get named one of their starting wide receivers.

Speaker 2 (01:45:39):
Like it the guy that has the really funny accent,
real southern. Yeah, I like that. I like that. But
he was a first round pick last year that didn't
really pop much last year.

Speaker 3 (01:45:49):
I mean, it's again, you got here two for him.
Totoria they drafted from Arizona and then Adam Thielen those
are oh god, I got Leggett. And then on the
back end on the depth chart, you got David Moore
who never will never.

Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
Leave former Cowboys reporter. Yeah, no more Dallas Morning News reporter.

Speaker 3 (01:46:14):
They got Hunter Renfro who used to be a PPR machine. Yeah,
and Jalen Coker, like you just don't know anybody. I
mean Tommy Trimball trimble as your what you might call it.
They even have him is out.

Speaker 2 (01:46:29):
So no, Carolina's bad. Carolina is really bad. Carolina is
clearly so. Speaking of how bad the Falcons were with
their pass rush last year, the Panthers allowed the third
most points of any team in the last twenty years.

(01:46:50):
So the Falcons in the last twenty years have had
the lowest sack total of any team. Last year, the
Panthers allowed thirty one point four points a game, and
that was the third most of any team ever over
the last twenty years. This is a his story I
started again. No team in this division finished in the
top half of the league in points per game allowed

(01:47:11):
last year. It's historically It's not just bad, it's historically
bad defensively, which also not to take anything away from Baker,
but forty five hundred yards and forty one touchdowns against
this division last year. The numbers were great, but you're
patting them against historically bad defenses. And how do you

(01:47:32):
have Carolina not last I'll tell you now, we're coming
to this because is there anything else on Carolina?

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:47:39):
God though, I mean six and a half is where
Vegas has them. Give me the young under give me
the younger Kellen Moore. This is why the Saints only
are at five and a half expected in Vegas, because
Kellen Moore is stuck with either twenty six year old
Tyler Schuck. Let me say that again. He will be
twenty six in September. A guy they just drafted in

(01:48:01):
the second round, A guy who started at Oregon transferred
to Tech, wide open, pass happy offense, couldn't work at Tech,
transferred to Louisville, had some better moments, but also a
guy that has had career or not career season ending
injuries at Oregon, at Tech, at Louisville, a guy that
has massive red flags when it comes to injuries, a

(01:48:23):
guy that's twenty six years old before the season starts,
or Spencer Rattler. Those are your quarterback.

Speaker 3 (01:48:31):
I think Ratler ends up being it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
And if Rattler, they guaranteed, they fully guaranteed Tyler Schuck's
second round contract.

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
So he like if Ratler, he was like the Heisman
favorite going into his last year, you know, and completely,
you know, completely.

Speaker 2 (01:48:48):
He was the Heisman favorite his last year at Oklahoma.

Speaker 3 (01:48:50):
Oklahoma, and then he got replaced.

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
And then when he lost the job, transferred to South
and had moments at South Carolina. But yeah, Weaver came
close to that. I mean, it was a fifth round pick.

Speaker 3 (01:49:01):
He can like if he like, and now he's becoming
more of a veteran status. You know, this is thirty
year and he's.

Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
Four years younger. He's three years younger than Tyler.

Speaker 3 (01:49:09):
Shuck about his third year in the league.

Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
Right, Yeah, that's what I'm saying though, Like how old
is Spencer Ratler? But that's I mean, like he's still Yeah, dude,
Spencer Rattler is three almost three years younger. He's two
and a half years younger than the guys draftedion.

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
We Like, I'm saying that he might be in competition
for the second place in the worst division in football,
But I mean, you still got christ Ol lave.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
You know who was who was injured most of the time.
Spencer Ratler played quarterback last year for the Saints.

Speaker 3 (01:49:43):
That I'll give it uh Rashid Shahid. That guy is
an over the top guy.

Speaker 2 (01:49:48):
Guy that used to host inside the NBA.

Speaker 3 (01:49:53):
Come on, man. And then he got Brandon Cooks, who
just the old old man looks still doing it back
with his old team buddy Juan Johnson at tight end.
They Brandon Cooks for the last two years. That's not
where did he play?

Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
That's not yeah, where did he play? Wasting away as
a wide receiver number two?

Speaker 3 (01:50:17):
Opposite take Rattler over someone that you like.

Speaker 2 (01:50:21):
So now you're just being ridiculous. Now you're just trying
to troll. Troll. Isn't good content? The I mentioned the
quarterback specifically. Here's the storyline. Here's the narrative. The Saints
are tanking for arch You think they are his grand
arch arch manning with the Saints all those years. They

(01:50:41):
want that so bad, but he's is Archie gonna come
out next year? They'll tank again. They fully guaranteed Tyler
Shuck's four year deal. They're gonna give either him or Spencer.
They'll do when he traded seven first round picks for

(01:51:04):
Ricky Williams, like they're gonna trade every asset they have
to make arch manning the Saints quarterback. No question, will
you mentioned any potential signs of hope.

Speaker 3 (01:51:19):
For New Orleans.

Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
I love the hiring of Brandon Staley as defensive coordinator.
The defense should be significantly better just based on his hire.
I mean, he was always a better coordinator than a
head coach. Uh and this is like as he showed
with the Chargers back being a defensive coordinator again.

Speaker 3 (01:51:38):
I think that's a big a d line. You know,
Cameron Jordan. You know they don't have the kid from
what you might call it uh utsa anymore, but Davenport moved.
But I mean Cameron Jordan's still one of the best
in the league to do it. You know, you got
kool Aid M kool over there at the leve linebacker

(01:52:02):
Chase Young.

Speaker 2 (01:52:02):
Yeah, twenty two year old kool Aid. Still he's now
their number one corner since they traded, uh traded what's
his name last.

Speaker 3 (01:52:10):
Year, Honey Badger's still back there. So the defense, I
feel like he's gonna win them some games that they
shouldn't have.

Speaker 2 (01:52:17):
I agree, I agree, but potentially.

Speaker 3 (01:52:20):
And then or one of them, he's still he still
got a love which I could think, Man, if he
had like a top ten quarterback, he could be one
of the best receivers in the game.

Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
He's would be a lot closer to that good hitting.

Speaker 3 (01:52:35):
There, his route, running, his hands, and he's got speed.

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
So the Saints scored nineteen They scored under twenty points
a game last year with Derek Carr and a lave
in the second half. That offense is that they might
be the worst offense in the league, potentially their bottom five.

Speaker 3 (01:52:57):
Yeah, it's not good, but you know what that does,
brings up the value of the receivers because they got
to be chunking it.

Speaker 2 (01:53:04):
You get the you get the what's his name Gordon
when he was on the Browns, the former Baylor kid,
and I was the league in receiving.

Speaker 3 (01:53:13):
Alvin is gonna put up a six touchdown game.

Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
So washed it's just a matter he'll do.

Speaker 3 (01:53:19):
Put him a six touchdown game last year?

Speaker 2 (01:53:21):
I think you do you have? Do you think he's
a top ten running back in the league anymore?

Speaker 3 (01:53:26):
Ten? Yes? Lower on that ten, cool man, I put
him into like a seven or eight.

Speaker 2 (01:53:32):
Really, I think, oh, man, yeah, he's still that man.
Sometimes I feel like I could give you, I mean,
eleven twelve players before I even think about this. This
might be again me not yeah. Being as much like
NFL personnel, Kamar got that money, got that money from him,

(01:53:54):
and Toe had to have the surgery.

Speaker 3 (01:53:58):
I think he's not motivated because they're thinking, you know
what I'm saying for Arch But.

Speaker 2 (01:54:03):
Okay, Alvin Kamara on on these rankings that I we
keep referencing again, not ESPN talking heads, league execs, coaches,
and scouts, Kamara is tenth.

Speaker 3 (01:54:14):
He's tenth, what I tell you, spare So you're saying
I should be, in exact the highest.

Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
Ranking anybody gave me should be and uh lowest ranking
was unranked of course, because.

Speaker 3 (01:54:27):
If one guy can break open and win you one
or two games, that is huge in the NFL. And
that's what Kamara will do. He will win you one, two,
maybe three games. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:54:40):
I don't think he's a three win player.

Speaker 3 (01:54:41):
Not a three win but he one or two.

Speaker 2 (01:54:44):
I'll give you the one. I'll put the over under
it one and a half. I'll take the under and
say one one.

Speaker 3 (01:54:49):
Let's get October. I'll go over where will we visit this?
Because I will be drafting Kamara in a fantasy league
late in the third round.

Speaker 2 (01:54:57):
Saints five and a half, you're taking the over.

Speaker 3 (01:55:01):
Yeah, I got the bit seven. I got them at
sixty seventh. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, man, last
the last game of the year is going to be
who's going to get a second place in that division?

Speaker 2 (01:55:11):
Before we move on to the lightning round. Yeah, this
is the last question I'll ask who has a better
record at the end of the year, The New Orleans
Saints or the Dallas Cowboys?

Speaker 3 (01:55:24):
Oh Cowboys?

Speaker 2 (01:55:27):
Okay, all right, I'm just making sure you're not totally
losing your mind.

Speaker 3 (01:55:30):
I'm not losing my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
You want me to say that.

Speaker 3 (01:55:33):
You don't want to say who's going to have a
better record than the year?

Speaker 2 (01:55:36):
The Niners are the Cowboys, the Niners, they're the better
football team.

Speaker 3 (01:55:39):
You didn't like saying that.

Speaker 2 (01:55:41):
No, it's just a matter of it feels like you're
gas lighting and trying to make me believe it. Who's
going to have a better record? And the fighting New
York ain't.

Speaker 3 (01:55:50):
Who's gonna have a better record? The Dolphins or the Cowboys. LG.

Speaker 2 (01:55:55):
It's time for the lightning. I think I'd still go
to Dallas. It makes me makes me, it makes me interested,
It makes me interested to discuss further when we get
to our NFC East preview that'll be next week along
with your NFC West preview. We'll do NFC North on Wednesday,
but let's do the lightning round before we get out

(01:56:16):
of here. Had a big, unexpected death across the news
desk earlier this afternoon. Rest in Power King Malcolm Jamal Warner,
most well known for theo Huxtable from The Cosby Show,
fifty four years old at the time of his passing.
I tell you, dude, he apparently got caught in a

(01:56:37):
Costa Rica and got caught in what you gonna call
it the riptide riptide Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:56:41):
Yeah, I tell you, like the Pacific side. You can't
go out more than ten feet like you go on
that Pacific side, like they tell you, like unless you're
some a surfer that has you know, ten twenty years
of knowledge, like, it'll suck you out and you won't
be sometimes you won't be found.

Speaker 2 (01:56:59):
Yeah, what do they always say? Anytime? If you do
get stuck? In a rip chord, you swim like parallel
to the beach to try to get out, and.

Speaker 3 (01:57:08):
The yeah, you save you like save your energy for
certain as soon as you feel like a swell, you're
supposed to save your energy and you kind of swim
into it. And then you got like, I don't know,
there's like rules.

Speaker 2 (01:57:18):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 3 (01:57:19):
I just don't go in.

Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
I'm not I love I'm a huge swimmer, not a
big ocean swimmer, did either of y'all? The Cosby Show
kind of just missed my uh like childhood timeline.

Speaker 3 (01:57:33):
It was a wholesome family show. It was kind of
like a family watch it a lot growing up. I
mean it was like I watched it, but I liked
other stuff more more than it, more edgier.

Speaker 2 (01:57:43):
Stuff that was about U l G do you.

Speaker 3 (01:57:46):
Yeah, But it was definitely something for the culture that
was huge until well, the biggest raper of the all.

Speaker 2 (01:57:57):
Separate the art from the artist and involved The Cosby
Show has a terrible dark cloud over it, But that
doesn't take.

Speaker 3 (01:58:05):
Away was a painter. You know, he was an artist.

Speaker 6 (01:58:09):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:58:09):
Okay, so I guess by that logic you got me.
I will say he also was a guest character on
one of my favorite shows ever, Community.

Speaker 3 (01:58:19):
Oh yeah he was. He was a guest character on
a lot. I always whenever I saw.

Speaker 2 (01:58:23):
He always popped up. He was always good.

Speaker 3 (01:58:25):
Oh man, THEO.

Speaker 2 (01:58:27):
You know, I always always popped up and was good
in whatever he was in. So yeah, rest uh, rest
in peace THEO. The family a ham hit me.

Speaker 3 (01:58:41):
Bos. We got more NFL drama coming from our commander
in chief. We He is threatening not to get a
stadium rebuild for Washington unless they change it back to
the Ridskn't just.

Speaker 2 (01:58:58):
Like it wasn't just washed because didn't. He also threatened
Cleveland although he can't use a stadium in there. Yeah,
he said. He called Cleveland an original six baseball team,
confusing them with the original six.

Speaker 3 (01:59:12):
He stick to you, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:59:14):
Which Also, they weren't even the Indians when they were
found out. I think they were the Blues and then
the Spiders and then the Indians. As Stephen A.

Speaker 3 (01:59:21):
Smith said, it is ongoing vengeance against the NFL because
he came up short from buying Buffalo bills and he said,
I'll get my revenge. As from Stephen A. Smith, take
it from Take it for what it is worth, but
he said the owners voted against him from getting the loan.

Speaker 2 (01:59:40):
Yeah, from the back of the USFL days. Yeah, the U.
I had a buddy, you know, my old buddy Truman,
who some of y'all remember from from the podcast. We
were texting back and forth about this earlier.

Speaker 3 (01:59:52):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:59:53):
I kind of think Cleveland could have kept the Indians
name if they had just gotten read of Chief Wahoo. Yeah,
if they just dropped the caricature logo.

Speaker 3 (02:00:02):
But just and I'm like, yeah, but you have them dressed.

Speaker 2 (02:00:05):
Yeah, the yeah, you keep you could keep Chief Water.
I guess the name if it is. Actually I didn't
realize it was actual.

Speaker 3 (02:00:13):
Oh no, maybe it was you're thinking of Blackhawk or
that's the Washington logo was an actual.

Speaker 2 (02:00:19):
Oh yeah, the Redskins logo.

Speaker 3 (02:00:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
The The other funny thing this is kind of talking
about Rob Ford, like there's always if you say something now,
there's always evidence you said the exact opposite years ago.

Speaker 3 (02:00:34):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (02:00:34):
Back October twenty thirteen, this was a tweet the President
should not be telling the Washington Redskins to change their name.
Our country has far bigger problems. Focus on them, not nonsense.
That's from Trump. In twenty thirteen, So maybe take some
of your own advice. Let's focus on He's like files, Yeah,
hold on, yeah, that's uh, we don't need to what

(02:00:57):
does a guardian anyway? What do we do here?

Speaker 3 (02:01:00):
Hit me LG.

Speaker 2 (02:01:03):
We'll do it. That's right, Jerry, We'll do one. Uh.
I got one more before we get out here, because
I know you've got the ender this week. I'll save
the rest in mind for Wednesday. Will Levis ends up
having season ending shoulder surgery. And the only reason I
bring that up is cam Ward has got to go

(02:01:25):
down as the least talked about number one overall drafted
quarterback of my entire lifetime. Like the fact that we're
even talking about Will Levis season ending surgery and not
the fact that cam Ward is now.

Speaker 3 (02:01:41):
The number one overall pick is usually like the time,
like at least a subject like done three or four
times a week on NFL Live.

Speaker 2 (02:01:49):
I mean, think about Bryce Young.

Speaker 3 (02:01:52):
Well, I think Bryce Young screwed it up for all
of us again, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:01:56):
Well, I think Bryce Young having the heritage of being
a five star recruit going down Alabama, we knew who
he was his sophomore year, freshman year of college. You know,
cam obviously taking a more circuitous route through UIW here
than Washington State. And then one year, basically one year
at no one knew him at Washington State except for

(02:02:18):
people like us that knew him from UIW or the
fighting Mike Leech army that's still up there in the
Pacific Northwest. But the one year at Miami, it's really
the only time the national audience has seen him, and
so somehow he goes down. Is the least talked about
first drafted quarterback.

Speaker 3 (02:02:35):
Talking about him Mike Williams from the Chargers retired, so.

Speaker 2 (02:02:41):
We just talked about him when we were doing the
AFC West Previe.

Speaker 3 (02:02:45):
He was over top and he stayed healthy, but I
think the injuries kept up on him or she rise
thirty days in jail. He will be suspended for this.
In the beginning this season? Will it be six eight games?
It was two Ellanies. People got injured. B A he
he walked away.

Speaker 2 (02:03:04):
I said, could it be?

Speaker 3 (02:03:06):
Could it be a season? I mean Ray Rice hit
a girl and lost his career. This dude ran into
a women, a pregnant woman too, and left the scene
of the crime. Look well, actually spending jail time.

Speaker 2 (02:03:23):
We all know that the league is handling disciplined way different.

Speaker 3 (02:03:27):
Who's this quarterback? Quarterback?

Speaker 2 (02:03:31):
Everything is a conspiracy, it's not.

Speaker 3 (02:03:35):
It's literally conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (02:03:37):
So, okay, the most profitable franchise in the entire world,
that's a member of the NHL. They had a running
back lift up a girl's shirt exposer breast at a
Saint Patrick's Day. They had him, had him now, it
was a Saint Patti's Day parade at Lower Greenville up
there in Dallas. Had him. Had a girlfriend was literally

(02:04:00):
we saw the evidence where she's texting friends like Hey,
I'm gonna frame him. I'm setting him up for this,
I'm gonna ruin his life. He ends up getting more
time than or like more of a suspension than you
would have expected. So it's not it's not a conspiracy.
They did it to the Cowboys, they'll do it to
the Chiefs. I think he gets at least six probably eight.
Like you're saying, it's not gonna be a full year,

(02:04:20):
it's not deserving of a full year.

Speaker 3 (02:04:23):
Two felonies, thirty days in jail. Yeah, he's only spending
third crime, did not render aid.

Speaker 2 (02:04:29):
If you don't have a felony in the NFL. You're
not living your life, right, You're fine, hit me, LG.
I'll do one more before you close this out here, right,
since we're doing you mentioned signing. CP three ends up signing,
returning to the Clippers, where he spent twenty eleven through
twenty seventeen.

Speaker 3 (02:04:47):
Just a stick it to Sterling's family.

Speaker 2 (02:04:49):
That Clippers team. They now have forty one year old
CP three. They got Bradley Bill after he was bought
out by the Suns. They got brook Lopez, who's got
Brooks gotta be thirty six, thirty seven at least, John Collins,
the cast off from Utah, all of these oddly fitting pieces,

(02:05:14):
and I kind.

Speaker 3 (02:05:15):
Of, well, you like it?

Speaker 2 (02:05:16):
I kind of do.

Speaker 3 (02:05:18):
Oh my god, you're gonna get run off the court, dude.

Speaker 2 (02:05:22):
Who finishes with a better record next year? Clippers or Spurs?

Speaker 3 (02:05:25):
Spurs close us all.

Speaker 2 (02:05:27):
I'm not even arguing. I'm not even arguing.

Speaker 3 (02:05:30):
That it's not the video that we got set up.
I'm gonna save that for Wednesdays. Not not my baseball
one I've been trying to get on here.

Speaker 2 (02:05:39):
Oh, the one that you've called for for three straight episodes.

Speaker 3 (02:05:43):
Two. I guess just cussing me out.

Speaker 2 (02:05:47):
I wish, I wish y'all could hear LG chastising captain.

Speaker 1 (02:05:51):
It's it is.

Speaker 2 (02:05:53):
It's It's worth an only fan subscription.

Speaker 3 (02:05:55):
Just to hear the So we got scooter boy. This
is what the kids are doing nowadays. They are sitting
here riding these little razor scooters and doing tricks. This
is getting more popular on skateboarder.

Speaker 2 (02:06:12):
Tree doing a scooter video with the guy that busted
the triple backflip at the X Games on the bicycle.

Speaker 3 (02:06:19):
He also rides scooter scooter. Yeah, let's let's roll this clip.
This is where scootering goes wrong, right in the corner
of my man.

Speaker 2 (02:06:38):
That noise, the noise that immediately comes from that poor
little kid, like that is I'm telling y'all. Remember a
couple of weeks ago when I was talking about taking
the bike to the skate park. That was my biggest
fear is that I was just gonna be on the ground. Yeah,
knocked the wind out of me.

Speaker 1 (02:07:01):
More time.

Speaker 3 (02:07:05):
That ramp has to be slick, man, just he gets
so much, so much speed. After he was bailing out,
he was he wasn't this one. I'm not about bailing out,
but then he just slides so fast and just hits
the worst part, the corner.

Speaker 2 (02:07:25):
Yeah, it was corner. It could have been so much worse.
I will update. I saw a picture they put out
of the kids.

Speaker 3 (02:07:31):
He's alive.

Speaker 2 (02:07:31):
He's alive. He was in a wheelchair the next day
when he went back to the skate park. But I
don't think. I don't believe there's any permanent Damnit. Did
y'all ever watch the what was that show on MTV
Scarred where it was just nothing but dudes wiping out
on skateboards or you know, yeah blades, Yeah, the broken

(02:07:54):
up exactly. I could not could not watch that and
that as soon as you sent me that clip, uh
yesterday or this weekend, that was the very first thing
I thought of that that would have been on scar.

Speaker 3 (02:08:08):
The cameraman did his job and ran up and saw
the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (02:08:12):
Yeah, to get right, Yes, you couldn't tell. Everyone watching
could tell that was about there, like oh no, oh no,
oh no, yeah, bailed out.

Speaker 3 (02:08:23):
It was like not not.

Speaker 2 (02:08:25):
Oh well that will end it for tonight. LG remind
me on Wednesday. I want to ask you about Donkey
Kong Bonanza because I think uh think I might be
interested in trying to find that switch to a little
quicker than I anticipated.

Speaker 3 (02:08:42):
Hey, I'm reselling one for twice the monthy.

Speaker 2 (02:08:44):
Okay, well not for that thief. We'll get to that
Wednesday night, though. If you want to follow along with
me at x or on x at, Biggest Puma on Instagram,
Biggest Dot Puma.

Speaker 3 (02:08:56):
On Instagram, Newton Handle the Captain's Chair two to one
on LG.

Speaker 2 (02:09:00):
When's the next stream for you, my man?

Speaker 1 (02:09:03):
Nothing planned but sometime this week?

Speaker 2 (02:09:05):
Ah well, very generic. I love it. Tune in to
ticket seven sixty Wednesday, Oh god, four to seven. I'll
be filling in for Uncle Andy till then be good peace?

Speaker 6 (02:09:16):
Yea, kids?

Speaker 3 (02:09:21):
What do we say about drugs?

Speaker 4 (02:09:24):
You?

Speaker 7 (02:09:27):
Yeah,

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