Sports Cave Fantasy Draft Live with Cap and Puma

We drafted, this is what it sounded like.

-Puma

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Li d bean Lie Dan Lie bean Line.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
D be light the beam as I fill out the
form to actually join my fantasy football team. I just
thought about it right now. I've been talking to zeb
all weekend about our draft strategy, and I just realized

(00:28):
I'm not actually even attached to it. So I can't
see our I can't see the draft on the computer.
But we are minutes away from solving that, which is
good timing because we're now fifteen minutes away from the
draft actually starting. Welcome into a special edition of the
Sports Cave with the biggest Puma we are. I'm just
gonna get it out of the way now, cap beat,

(00:51):
Like scouts, honor, I had no involvement whatsoever with determining
draft selection.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
So Puma got number one pick and was like, they're
gonna think we rigged it.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Blah blah blah. Did I not ask you to redraw?
I literally told you can we redraw? Can we can't do?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Can't do that? Man, you got number one. Hey, it's
a gift in the curse. Man. I don't like the
number one.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
No, no, no, okay, so I don't. I don't like
it one because of the connotation of looking like I
rigged it to.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Begin with, Uh, well, put the Yankees game on.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, since they're playing the Astros and my Rangers have
won nine out of ten and we're only a game
and a half back of Seattle, I'll allow that we're
gonna have to switch to the Rangers at eight forty, though,
do we? Because I'm about to. I have a feeling
after about thirty minutes of watching zeb draft nothing but
a plus picks, I'm gonna need something.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
It was our first phone call the draft.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm gonna can you get in there? So we have
we have live conversation of one of our draft participants. Yes,
so will be you.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
When you go to the live page is how you
start at the very top. You'll hit league. When you
hit league, you will see an inter live draft right
underneath their little redheaded the red little marker where it
says League is drafting. Now hit that inter live draft.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Why do I have to give Yahoo my gender to
join a fantasy football league?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Because it's America, we need to know.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, I don't. I don't like that. I don't like
that whatsoever. Oh it's optional, Okay, good Y'ALLHOO doesn't need
to know my pronouns. I don't even want them knowing.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
My oh, I mean download that download though you can do.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Don't don't, you don't need don't give y'ahoo your personal information.
Just do it through the browser. You don't need to
go through the browser. Then y'all who's gonna sell your
information so fast? Yeah, you don't need y'allhoo knowing about
all the Korean hookers you've been ordering.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Oh, Lonnie likes some Asian I mean, it was just
a swing in the dark.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
But who doesn't? Did you? Uh?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Did you any if anybody else hit up on the
chat give.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Us a walk through, because this is you are the
maestro of the operation tonight. I am. I am here
just for comedic relief, and I'm not very good at that.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Uh So, the best thing to do when the entering
live draft we are eleven minutes away, is you can
we can talk through the draft board. I'm gonna be
switching it back to a live draft. I'll hit I'll
hit up the chat. I'll be looking at the chat.
Get do the minus on how it works unless you
want to be paid for that draft scout suggestion crap.

(03:46):
And then the best thing that I noticed if you've
ever done a live draft is hit draft results and
hit draft board. This will show you what like a
like a live board where it's different colors for different
positions and you can kind of see how stuff stacking
up with other teams. So you got your team on

(04:07):
the right mind the bye weeks. Remember, don't load up
on bye week eight players.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
You can figure that out. Once you're out there, you'll
be fine.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
But that's the best way. I like to look at
it on Yahoo because it gives you like a draft
board where you can see, Oh, this player right next
to me doesn't have a QB, so I might have
to go get a QB because he's definitely gonna be
gunning one. He's got two opportunities before me. You know, however,
the snake is going and snake draft means he goes
back to fourth and fourth like twelve picks twice, goes

(04:37):
down the first.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Surely everyone knows that.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Of course, of course, I'm just going through it. I
see you're in the in the lobby there, Lonnie. We
are looking is my guy Zeb in the lobby? Zeb
is in the lobby?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Okay, good, because I'm still created.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
We're looking for young Hoby Cools.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
We might need that already. And eight off all over Bush, Okay,
that one, that one's pretty. I feel like that one's
been around the ball.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Big brand surgery, Sergio, which I know, I know that
I'm cutting you off there, Lonnie, I see you're in good.
Hope you draft like ship.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Is that how you hung up on him? Was that
the last thing he heard?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
He's a wild card man either he will he will
pick some off the wall picks, but he is a
champ in my league. Okay, got his skin and it
was with the team. I think he picked Wattle number
one overall. God that the last pick of the first round,

(05:46):
no like middle round. He picked Jaylen Waddle, I'm sure
because he liked the dance and he was going in
the fifth usually on Monck drafts. I hope y'all got
your mock drafts in.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
No, I can't join as a code man. Will a
live draft is underway. I was too slow, all right, Zeb,
it's all in your hands. As we talked about this weekend.
So since we do have the first pick, I made
it clear to Zeb, no matter where we were picking,
I want my team to have a strong run defense.
We've got gay strong up the middle on the defensive line.

(06:21):
Give me Kenny Clark first overall, Cowboy fans, how about
Cowboys legend Larroy Glovers. He's still available.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
So that's that comes that. We don't have IDPs in
this one, so I can't pull my sleeves bag move
of the year, which is taking Travis Hunter.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yes, well just take Travis Hunter first. Overall.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Zeb here you go, So Adolph Bush Gabriel, if you're
out there, man, get a get up in there, Get
up in there.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Baby Gabriel if you are alive, yes, I'm sure. Do
you know old Gabriel?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
There? Puma?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Uh, I know a few gay girls I don't necessarily
know specifically, don't give don't give his personal information out.
He's still got eight minutes and what's his pick.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
He's the towards the end. So I'm get a little
bit right now, and if y'all want to, I'm going
to start a if you trust us with your phone numbers,
I'm gonna start a group chat with this, or we
should do like a you can always chat on Yahoo.
But like I got two three of my friends on here,
so I already started. But if you trust me with

(07:34):
the phone number, I'll put you in the what's the
what's the app that uh Hexith was tweeting out or
sending out bombing plant signal?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, let's say let's get some encryption.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
What's the app is like? Definitely, yeah, But what's the app?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Is meta? Right? That's uh, that's suck. I think what's
the app is uck? Getting all your information?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Ivan, Ivan needs to be on board. He knows when
this draft is.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I even I even a strong name, I already fear
Ivan's team. I think that's our toughest competitor just based
off names. The Gabriels I've known aren't very intimidating. They're
more theater kids.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Ivan's got skins on the wall man, because he plays
more leagues than I do.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, I have a bad feeling about this. I mean,
I know, look, I'd all trust, all trust and faith
and zeb but every single other person you've described in
this league, the phrase skins on the wall pops up
a lot, and the phrase you know this isn't their
first time. So I'm I'm not. I'm confident, but I

(08:39):
fear the first overall pick curse.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I am so all we're looking for is Gabriel and
he's actually the last pick. Let me send him an email.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Oh, we got everybody else in there.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, we got everybody else in there, five minutes to go.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Okay, look, I'm not gonna lie. This is already going
way better than I anticipated.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh man, yeah, everybody. The struggle is getting everybody in.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Here, right, and the fact that we're only missing now
one and.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Now imagine doing a live draft. Yeah, and you're waiting
on that one last asshole.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's a bit frustrating. I would assume, I
would assume major asshole. This is uh, this is the
first fantasy football draft I have pseudo if we call
this participating, So first one I participated in since twenty
I figured it out last night. I think it was

(09:29):
twenty thirteen, twenty thirteen or fourteen, one of those two
years it was. It was the very first year I
was at Cox over there working.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
On the Eagle.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Uh and kiss, I love it. I uh yeah, I
don't know. There was a part of me that was
hoping we would get the dead last pick. Yeah, because
anytime I run like a NBA two K fantasy franchise
draft with my buddies, I like picking last because I
like having the double pick, the double pick in the

(10:02):
first round, first and second round. Well, if you look
at it like this, I'm going to get the double
pick and the third you get.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Second and third round, you're getting two of the top
thirteen players.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's right. I'm getting three of the top fourteen.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Now if you're getting the first pick, you're getting two
of the top twenty four players. So that's where it
kind of like.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I'm getting three of the
top twenty four because I'm going to get back to
back yeah in second Okay.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, so you kind of look at it like that. Yeah,
but but I will show you know, I am about
to get up into that.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Wait, what pick are you?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I am pick number five? Okay, I like it right
in the middle.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
You do like that?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I usually I like the polar opposite.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
So to either, whenever you do a trend, you'll start
seeing runs like someone will do a tight end run,
then all of a sudden, everybody starts grabbing tight ends
and then or a QB run, and you can kind
of gauge it and you're right in the middle of
the action, or you can start the action.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Okay, I felt that logic. I mean, granted, yeah, you
sound like Gil Brandt breaking down draft strategy.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
This is I yeah, this is my realn I know.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's why, like I said, you're the maestro of the
of the programs.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Ibout my all Ceni Illuminati out for this one.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I'm just here to watch baseball. I might I might
even go take a smoke. Oh right off his toe
hit our player like that. I might go take a
smoke break in the mid rounds even. I mean, this
is this is casual Tuesday, casual.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Tuesday, and here it comes this jerk off always Hey,
welcome to pay Football dru blah blah blah, T minus
three minutes.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
What are you talking about the AI chat? But yeah,
just called the AI chat butt a jerk off.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, this guy off. This guy comes and tells you
a little bit about it. I love it, and I'm
like I've seen his face like three, like four times already.
Now Yeah, that's so tomorrow, are we doing we're doing
the actual show?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah we should, Yeah, we should announce we're doing.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Uh, I'll be a real show. I'll be doing some
of a draft during that show as well. Perfect My
last last one Lawrence is like, are we Oh wait,
this is a show.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Did we not talk about I thought we talked about it.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
We did, Lawrence is just being a baby.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Well, I'm getting very I'm getting very confused because this
week's messed up because of the holiday. Next week, I
leave for Mexico on crazy Thursday, and then the week
after that. Correct, Lawrence, is when you're out of commission
for a week, No, it's next week. Oh that's next week. Yeah,

(12:36):
so so it's the same week as I'm gone.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Are you talking? So we go through this whole week
and after week one, we're gonna have to do something
where it's no video audio only. We're gonna figure it
out because we gotta, we gotta.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
You know, well, after the health week of football, after
the health scare last week, I've I'm working on remote options,
even if remote means from a hotel or from a
beach in Mexico. LG. While while we still have some
time before the draft starts, tell the good people how
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Speaker 2 (13:39):
Us, Like Adam Schefter like we should, we should put
some candles on there. I could have some candles behind decoration.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, Captain was complaining about how there's no decoration.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I just hear it from people. I might put like,
we need to we need to reach out to our
lady audiences. They're like, it's very black, lady, I'm gonna
put all the did I take their phone?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
They watched back when we were talking Project Marvel for
two weeks straight. I had a lot of the uh,
the strong liberal female sect of my friend group wanting
to have conversations about, uh, how how the project is
being rolled out by the city in county. We they

(14:26):
do exist, believe it or not. Yeah, I was considering
over the weekend just putting like a that's right, putting
a like a ninety three Honda Sison one on the
wish list. We got Puma on the clock, Okay for
the record, I actually prepared all weekend for this.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
We're going to take number one.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
I watched every single Fast and Furious movie with Paul Walker.
I watched all the way through seven, and I did
it in chronological order, So we watched Tokyo Drift between
six and seven.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
What does that have to do with anything?

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
I feel prepared, Fast and Furious for fantasy football.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, feel prepared the f f Yeah that works. Oh yeah.
I didn't even think about it that way. I just
tried to put myself in the mind of Jerry Jones.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
If what would we already know what you pick is
gonna be?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
What would Jerry Jones do? Watch nothing but point break
and Fast and Furious and uh mission impossible.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Just are you on the exactly? He picked Jamar Chase
as per usual, that's the consensus he went.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
He already picked Ye, Kenny Clark. We've got to clear up,
We've got to solidify it. We got to solidify the
run defense. Gotta be Kenny Clark.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
So as you guys can see, if you go to
that draft board, you can see how mine's kind of
like set up like a real thing. And I can
see what all y'all doing with the colors and whatnot,
and it really helps strategy wise because you don't want
to you don't want to pick too many running backs
in the same time, if a guy's got three receivers,

(15:58):
you know he's gonna go running back.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
You know, I don't know, we might be that wild card.
I told zeb I wanted that is Lonnie's to own.
I want five wide receivers before we take a running back.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
I talked about if Lonnie's listening right now, talked about
his jail and waddle number one pick overall, which had
us cracking up. And we missed you this year, Lonnie,
We really missed you.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Where was Lonnie?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
He's in Arizona. The wife he wouldn't let him go.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
It's unfortunate, Lonnie. That is unfortunate.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
I see bo Man site in the top running batrols.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
A hell of a wait. What happened?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Three of the top running backs are off the board.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
It's picking on me. We're already on pick five too.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
This goes fast.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Okay, hold on, update the folks, because how much time
do you have before you pay?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
You got one minute before pick but I already know
what I So we got Jamar Chase. Say, Jan Barkley's
a second b John Robinson and then Jamar Gibbs. He's
a consensuously normally the top five players.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
And how we might have gone. I just should have
gone running back.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
And now Jamar Chase is that man, sir, I gotta
go with.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Even though I hate him.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
I think they're gonna be down all year, and I
think there's gonna be a lot of PPR action. Give
me seenee Lamb.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Oh, you don't think Pickens is gonna take.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
That's one of those like hate picks.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
I think Pickens is gonna cut into CD's reception numbers.
I don't think the overall like yards.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
It's like when you call your ex and you just
want to hate effort.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it's like. Yeah yeah,
that's great sick reference, Bro.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Sick reference. So Steve Lamb's off the board. Sorry, Lannie,
I know you want them.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
I mean, what other receiver were you even considering? If
you're just look Jefferson, justin Jefferson.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
But like JJ is still a mystery, even though they're
saying he's gonna be the man.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, I don't trust that he was. He looked.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
He looked damn good in two preseason games.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
But he what does that even what do preseason games
even show you anymore?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
It shows you like a lot. No one's playing there,
even you know who's playing a lot. Joe bur Yeah,
that's what I was about to say, as he's getting
beat up and realize that offensive line.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
As much as I complain about the Cowboys and literally
not playing any starters, I still think you're not learned
by the second quarter of a preseason game. There's nothing
to be learned. The rest of it is just avoiding
injury for the last twenty guys at the you know,
number thirty, thirty through fifty three on your roster.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I like that, Like that reach there, Ivan seems like
I've seen that before. Derrick Henry coming way out of
order to pick number seven.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Why is he so looked down upon after what he
did last year?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
He's getting older, older quarterback or so, and Suon has
more of an injury history's twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
No, Saquon's older than that, right, No, he was still.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
He's on his second This is his second contract, but
he didn't get like his third contract.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
He got the first.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Big Jefferson off the board. Lonnie wild Card with a
safe pick of Armarra st Brown.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Sa Quan will Turned twenty nine, Super Bowl Weekend, Yeah,
age twenty eight season. Thought I could have sworn he
was thirty or twenty nine going on thirty.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Oh Penn State's own right, yeah, oh yeah, what a
sweet Joe Paterno ye sweet sindust You know that might've
been one of my team names, The Saint Gusty's bought
the Sandusky's ball Boys.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I uh, I feel like I joke about a lot
of things in life.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
I joke about everything.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I feel like I still do have a few lines.
And unless we're talking about Sandusky automotives from Tommy Boy.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
We got I guess we got our auto draft. Man.
If I can't get ahold of Oh George, he's going fast.
So we got Drake aj Brown's off the board. Drake
London a little bit of a reach. Jane Daniels. Seems
like someone's in Washington Commanders.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
First quarterback off the board. The AI over.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Lords might know something I don't.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
First quarterback right, the first quarterback off the board, Jayden Over,
lamar Man, Jaydon Over, j Josh Allen, Jaydon Over, Burrow
Jayden actually had.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
So here's another little quick cheap cheepye. If you go
back to the original page, Just if you go back
to that tab and you click players up at the top,
you can see the collective twenty twenty four season total
Fantasy points, and if you click on the fantasy points thing,

(20:40):
it orders them up. So the most person the person
with the most points in this league. Of course, there's
gonna be a lot of quarterbacks. The first one was
Lamar Jackson with four hundred and seven, Josh Allen with
three sixty five. Then we got Baker Mayfield, surprise, surprise,
for he's twenty one. And then let's see Jaydon Daniels

(21:03):
might have been a stretch, but he still got old debo.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
No, there's I don't think I don't think it's controversial
to say that Jaden Daniels is absolutely a stretch. What
pick was it? Overall?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Eleventh?

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Overall?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Here we go with another quarterback run, running back run,
Christian McCaffey, Ashan gent Ashington, Elik Neighbors. That's I like
to see him in Dark connect I got him on
my taxi squad. Like, uh, it's a dynasty league. So
you keep your saying team, and you just draft rookies.

(21:41):
And oh I got Dark hoping he can him and
Neighbors is gonna be next Eli and Odell. We got
Lamar Jackson off the board, young Ivan. It's Cuban being
he's Puerto Rican. Who just went I take Jackson?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Okay, there we go, first quarterback off the board.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, so what pick are we on? Out to the
Puerto Ricans?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Shout out to the Dominicans. Funniest characters and Fast and Furious.
They're so great, They're so great.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
You really did binge watch the Fast and in Furious.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
So it started the Steph as soon as she was
already she didn't realize college football was on not only
all day Saturday what she can handle, but she wasn't
ready for Sunday football yet.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh pooka nikoua, I might man, that was on my
short list there, damn it, Lonnie.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
So yeah, Sunday, she said she wanted to watch nothing
but bad action movies, and so we started started with
the first Fast Got dang ruight, got dang rut.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh see now this is normally where like I was
looking just to break it up because I do have
a chain in a lot of leagues.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Are you up now?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Yeah, I'm up. I got twenty eight seconds, but I'm
gonna talk to my in my brain process, I don't
want to go receiver, but I'm also looking. I was
gonna go with Chase Brown, but he has bye week ten,
just like Ceedee Lamb. So my top two picks cannot
be on the same bye week and late a chan like,

(23:17):
I still believe in them more, I wouldn't have picked
him in the other rounds draft. All right, buddy, you
got a little Miami, little Dallas. We're keeping the Southern
over here. Bet you know Miami has a below the equator,
below the line, and like Miami has a very h
little talked about playoff drought, like they've won one playoff game,

(23:41):
and they're like like the cowboy.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
I was about to say, like drafting a cowboy and
a dolphin with your first two picks is actually so there.
There are only three people.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
That have scored over fifty Fantasy points in a standard league,
and that includes No, that's a non PPR. We're playing PPR.
Can you guys who those three people bore?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Oh, you're gonna have to ask me again. I was
busy typing Ron Paul twenty twelve into the into the
check My bad. I got distracted.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, you're gonna have to keep me up on the checks.
I'm not looking at that one. I'm looking at this one.
Huma's Posse's up.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Okay, all right, we talked about this. This is the year.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Don't blow it.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
This is the year you go kicker in that Shrew
Brees wins a Super Bowl and leads the league in passing.
It is time.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Now, I m Todd Gurley's still out there? Oh really,
what team.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Zeke on this year? Maybe Zeke would be a good
pick here.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Zeke. I think he's coming for He's heading for a comeback.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
He's more of a Yeah, I had a lower Green
I had the Lower Greenville pull the girls titty out
joke that I zeb Athan zeb What are we going with?
Where we're going with? You? Panic? Just take Josh Allen.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
It's already taken. Looks like Jonathan Taylor Zeb. Okay if
you okay?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Lot all right? And he switched up.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
With the probably the best tight end in the league,
brock Bowers.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Wait, we took a tight end third round?

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Is he is the best? Zeb?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
We might need to talk we specifically said no tighten
before quarterbacks. Okay, alright, I do like Bowers.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
I mean he's uh, he's already I mean you got
the top three.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Well, he's already balled at twenty four.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
But maybe the oh Laddie mcconnklee, Laddie mcnkae.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Conky's already going. Oh dude, that's the PPR catch PPR
rookie last year.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
He's got more time with Herbert. You know, their defense
isn't gonna be that good, so there's gonna be a
lot of passing. First game in Brazil.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah, that's on day on Friday, Friday night.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
I'm glad they didn't pick anything green.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, dude, we're two days. I didn't even do the
countdown since this isn't a real show. We are two
days away from NFL Opening Night.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Now the Slaughter from the Slaughter of the century. Buddy,
it's the over under.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
I think it jumped all the way up to seven
and a half. I believe. Oh buddy, Yeah, the Cowboys
Eagles odds. Let's see how bad we are, uber, Oh
my god, the Eagles are minus four to twenty on
the money line.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
God, Oh, Marvin Harrison.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Oh buddy, how about how about eight and a half? Now,
can I enter a little bit of a reach there, buddy?
Can I Can I convince you that the Cowboys cover
eight and a half now that the number has gotten crazy?
So now it's back on me.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I wanted to go with a tight end, but once again,
Oh why did I think he was eight? Oh? No,
I'm gonna go with him. Trey McBride, the breakout from
last year.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Wow already.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, I have not drafted him any league, and I want.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Him, And he's the second tight end off the board,
second tight end hour.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
But yeah, he's like the top three tight ends consensually
in the ADP like voting and like they kind of
do the average. Sure, sure is Rock Bowers number one? Yeah,
Trey and Kittle right next week.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
See, I'm surprised you didn't take your boy Kittle.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I don't like drafting my team bro fair, even though
I do have McCaffrey in one of my leagues. Yeah,
I was about to say, I bet that's not a
it dropped me in the tenth.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
I bet that's not an absolute lack of a rule.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
But like McCaffrey dropped to thirteenth pickover in this one,
because I think that's what the addition to Brian Robinson Junior.
They're definitely not going to give him the ball more
than two hundred and fifty times.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I think it definitely cuts into the value.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
George kittle b as I said Lonnie, Lonnie was probably
looking he's an a z man even though he's a
cowboy's heart die hard. I think I think I kind
of got him on that one, and I.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Didn't realize McBride was that high on the consensus.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Omari Hampton rookie coming out of He's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
The ball out of North Carolina. Who we saw, Yeah,
a good job at Belichick's debut.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Belly, what an air. Jordan on the sideline, Yeah, man
old one eyed not one eyed Jack. Naji Harris are
the running back core over in the Chargers Land LA Chargers,
and Uh, I think we're gonna see Omari Hampton start
getting more and more. He's gonna be He's gonna be

(28:51):
the lightning. With Naji, who's been such a disappointment over
the past couple of years. I have drafted him since
he was a rookie. Thought he was gonna be.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
The truth and just tell his convention.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Oh man, he is brutally killed me because I was
driving him number one on my board, like so like
fifth sixth round, like fifth sixth pick, I was picking
him first.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
That feels like a user error.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Was he No, he was?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
He got.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Like he was. He was supposed to be a catcher.
He was supposed to be a bruiser. He's supposed to
be had the moves, he was supposed to be the
whole package. All right, Well we got Kenneth Walker the
third Trayvon Henderson, another rookie for New England off the board.
T Higgins, Yeah, he was a solid pick, and you
know they don't throw the ball.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh, speaking of Ohio, it looks like oh.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Adolph has got himself a little wide receiver corps right now,
Nico T. Higgins and Mike Evans. That's scary.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
That's pretty tough. Yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
So, uh, what pick are we at right now?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
We are on the fourth round coming, we're snaking back
around and we're on the tenth pick.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Do you get two receivers and a flex or three
receivers and a flex? This standard is two?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Okay, so so that's his that's his flex. Mike Evans
that's gonna be. That's gonna be like his starting lineup
right there. Mccalf anybody he's got McCaffrey, which you know,
I think he's gonna be healthy all year. I think
he's gonna come back. He's gonna catch the ball. PPR Gold,
you know, DK metcalf, is he gonna is he gonna
put some sauce on sauce gardener on week one.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
You've been working spent all weekend on that one.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Came to me.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Uh, McCaffrey had a fully healthy season with you all. Yet, Yes,
he won Offensive Player of the Year two years, that's
what I remember. Yeah, I thought they had one, yeah,
because it was he had he had the bad injury
year with Carolina the year before y'all got him for cheap, yeah,
and he made healthy.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
He was healthy that whole half year with us. I
think he I think he missed a couple of games
in North Carolina, but then he came back and we
got him and we ended up running into the NFC Championship.
But that's when party went down, and then the next
guy went down. Then the next guy went down, and
we got miccaffrey as our quarterback.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, and you're playing a wide receiver.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
And we're playing the Eagles. A few Eagles Warrence back
on me, Briest Hall, so it looks like I have
a very clean, steady thing. I missed the clock a
little bit some round them that we're gonna go with

(31:38):
Hubbard Oklahoma States own. If you look at this, chew
on that thing, chew on that thing you got that
was not a strike, bases loaded, two outs, not one out.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
He kind of felt like we were So we're watching
Yankees astros as we're doing this because I am I'm
not fully It's football season, so I'm not back fully
focused on baseball like I had been.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
For this is the last piece of the playoffs push.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
I was expecting us to not be involved in that
until the last two weeks when literally half a billion
dollars worth of payroll gets put on the i L
for the rest of the year and then they win
nine of their next ten games. Baseball makes no sense.
That's why it's my favorite sport. Evaldi went on the

(32:33):
Evaldi Seeger Simeon.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Alright, this this is for tomorrow stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
We got a full show back on the thing we got.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Uh, so we're starting still going with our flex positions.
You know, James Carr I picked Cuba Hubbard, Oklahoma State's
running back.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
He is. He is a good ball catcher, he's got
the speed.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
James Connor solid pick once he left, once he left
Pittsburgh and went to a Z he has been solid
for him. He reminds me of the solid RB two.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
You remember the muscle Hamster, the Boise State running back
they played for Tampa. That's who James Connor reminds me of,
like that similar Connors like six foot two though yeah,
not as short, but that same just style in uh
kind of bruiser. Yeah, he looks like what Hollywood would
cast Dougie Martin. Yeah, there you go. He looks like
what Hollywood would cast as a running back in a movie.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Pickens off the board. You guys, didn't let me double
dip on that one. Come on, man, CD and Pickens.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah, he just watched that fast.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Oh god, that was a clear and you're killing me
this game. That's the second strikeout.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Oh. You know, speaking of Pickens, remember how we were
talking about how Pickens has the same agency as Micah. Yeah,
so does Tyler Smith. Yeah, the rookie, Yeah, the guard,
not a third year player now who they should be
working on a contract with they the Bland deal. We'll
talk about the black guy. Like, I like how that

(34:03):
you just picked Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
That was solid and the third solid fourth round pick
you got one of the top like that, and then
you came back around with Tyreek Hill boom or bust.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
You know, I don't mind that.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Okay, so I have not looked at your thing, But like,
how is those bye weeks looking there?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Burrough still was? Burrow still available? Why don't we not
cross talk there? Sir? What do you mean what cross talk?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Shut you out?

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Oh you're waiting on but so Ze Kurtz ahead of Burrow.
That's what I was curious about. I don't mind that.
Oh is that a grand slam?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Oh dude, my man, Swaggy swaggy tea.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
It's a granny man. That's a nasty mustache.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Oh, Swaggy. This is one of my favorite players. This
is he looked Super Troops second grand Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
He looks like the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah he has a name, sir, He yeah, I don't
know his name. Well, I can't pronounce three. You know
that Super Troopers three is coming out him?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
How much faith do you have after super Troopers too?
It was entertaining, was it? God?

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Burrow's gone right in front of me. You did it
on purpose because I said your Harrison pick was garbage,
and I will take that. I deserve it.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Look, damn it, Baker, Baker's still waiting for you. Damn
He's staring you right it.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
I know Baker's waiting for him.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
As much as you think Perty is a top five quarterback,
I think I bet he's still available.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Worry about my strategy right now, don't you worry about this.
I need to get me a wide receiver, and there's
some beautiful ones out here. Uh, I'm gonna have to
start getting something. We're gonna just start getting some five
weeks or if we're gonna do it, yep, Going Tovante Adams.
I think he has a breakout come back, yere. I

(35:59):
think he's gonna go over twelve hundred passing yards. Put
it on the books, twelve hundred passing yards, ten touchdowns.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
At least there's a better chance he's cut by week
five than bro twelve.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
He was getting decapitated by freaking what you mean? Call
it Jimmy Garoppolo throwing it over the middle, and he
was like, I'm gonna die out here and stuff. But
you know who's backup to Matthew Stafford's It's Stepson, right.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
No, it's Stepson's the third third. Yeah, I forgot. They
forgot they had Garoppolo.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah. You know how many teams have picked Aaron Rodgers
as a QB zero zero?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, I mean that doesn't I mean, would he even
crack the top twenty no for.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Being one of the greatest quarterbacks ever played the game?
As he quotes himself, Well, I.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Think both things can be true. Not he's a top two.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Well, guys, he's got one chip. He's got one better than.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Terry.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
He's got four chips. Give that man some respects. With
the Steel Curtain defense, with the Cowboys defense. No, not
the Doomsday but Gateman had the Cowboys defense.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
I mean I might not have Roger that tall, I mean,
like Rogers ahead of Bradshall.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
But oh man, Swaggy tea dude. Uh another grand slammy.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
All right, now that this game is out of control,
we might need to find a way to get the
Ranger game on.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
All right, if he gets back under control, Overlord Sneaky
sneaky pick. I like it Crosskey Merrit the new number
one two punch.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
I saw him.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Washington fourth on their depth chart today though, Is that
that's an old depth chart? Okay, they still probably have
Brian Robinson on that thing.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
No, no, no, he was. It was their new one
they put out today. It was the one for It
was their week one depth chart. That's why I felt
it felt performative. Whenever I saw it. We're not who
do they have number one? Uh hey, I'll find it
for you right now, because it was looking an old information.
So no, no, no, no depth.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Tony Parlor, Patrick Mahomes off the board, garbage.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Tony Pollard still alive.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Tony Pollard actually has surprisingly good year fantasy wise.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Eckler, Theed Eckler number one. Eckler loved me some Eckler.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Did you know only four years ago Eckler led all
RBS in points.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, that was that breakout year. And then he held
out for the new contract, and.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
It was Jonathan Taylor, and then it was Josh Jacobs
and then it was Saquon Barkley.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
One of those things is not like the other.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
That's all Christian McCaffrey like, Wait, so five years ago,
Christian McCaffrey was in between Josh Jacobs and uh seq one.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
We are nine subscribers away from five hundred. I want
to get to five hundred. We're I think we can
get to five hundred by third.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Stealing phones today.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah, we're gonna have to. We got, we got tonight
and we got tomorrow night show.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Y'all steal some phones, talk about us. Share your draft
boards on the ig, Twitter, Twitch, whatever, TikTok, put a
little put a little subscription. You can add like the
little I'm learning how to do all the little fancy
things on Oh you to the eye g z's and

(39:38):
put it on your euro Me you can put you
can put little links in there. Man, I've noticed your
game is is stepping, is developing.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
It's stepping. It's like watching a top pitching prospect where
you know they've got oh.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
And I got I just put that cutter in my
just adding.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
That third pitch, like they're down pitching in low A,
low A. They add that third pitch. Make the joke
double state, Oh oh to Tulsa. Take Ricky Purcell, man, Okay,
he's gonna this kid. Someone's got to catch balls out there.
No shotgun, Ricky, You know, is that really? I mean,

(40:18):
the dude has a bullet fly through his chest.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Oh, Dak Prescott, there's my Homer wild.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Hey, Lonnie, don't let anyone tell you that's a bad
hold you.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Dak is about to have picking your team, bro.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Dak's got weapons, He's got CD, he's got pickings, He's
got Ferg in the middle. That's gonna have a great year.
Dak won't be the problem.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
The Cowboys suck, So I am going this is going
to be my flex spot.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Hold up on a hold off.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
There's still a lot of gold out here, and I
think one thing they're going to be leaning on, especially
for the first six games, is Isaiah pa Checko. But
then the man who, Yeah, I'm looking at I'm looking
at my I'm looking at my RBS.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Yea. Checko runs like he's No.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Ten by weeks we are drafting him.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
He looks like he's running down Pressa escaping the He's
like a tall spittle down there.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
He's like Josh Jacobs. How they like run real tall?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah? You know?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
And who is that other Madison Madison?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
The classic is old pony Excess, Pony Express, Eric Dickerson
running straight up like that, Oh it's the way. But
Checko chops his feet. He chops his feet like he's yeah, exactly,
I kind of love it, kind of.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Like what did that turf do to you? Man? He's
like trying to just like beat the turf down, man.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
The fear of the turf monster.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Oh buddy, So what pick are we on?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Now?

Speaker 1 (41:55):
We are coming around to your pick? Coming up? Zeb Okay,
the the players that Romeo, DeAndre Swift, Chris Olave, Tyrone, Tracy,
Aaron Jones, sr Jordan Mason, and Mick Agaboca. That nails it. Yeah,
but she Rice and Jed and Warren pick one.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Uh, I mean I wouldn't be scared. Rashi with the
six games suspecty.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
She picked dere said, he said Swift. I like Swift,
And then he said, Aaron Jones, I'm taking two running backs.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Running backs? Do you?

Speaker 1 (42:26):
You don't even know who you have? Yeah, I've got
you didn't need running backs.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
I've got Kenny Clark first overall.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Pick Oh you something that was gonna be my next pick?
De Barck Deborah.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
I think we took Drew Henson and the round Debora.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Damn I'm butchering your name.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
But yeah, Chad Hutchinson available, Chad Hutson, Chad chad Man.
Look at those Wald card standings. Look at that?

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Oh my god, yeah you are.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
It's crazy. It's crazy your name of six and a
half games back two weeks ago and we're one and
a half with the Astros coming to town this weekend.
If y'all could just take two out of three here,
maybe even get the sweep.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Oh Brock Parties off the board. He thought I was
gonna pick him. I told you I don't pick my
own team.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
What quarterbacks are available now? Is Mahomes gone?

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Mahome's gone, okay?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
And Eli?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
He gave me a little laugh.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
He enjoyed picking that Eli still available after watching at
stealing one from me?

Speaker 1 (43:36):
He got Tyrone Tracy the rook last year. That was
a breakout, not super breakout, but he did have a
solid season, hopefully picking up on the next uh sophomore.
So I might be looking at quarterbacks. I'm gonna take
a little quick pick, a little pick.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Uh, y'all.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Did you not hear me? Who had the third most
points in quarterbacks? One? Baker Mayfield.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
That's what I was saying. Who was Thank you, Baker
still available? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (44:04):
He's the gunslinger. Now he's no Aaron Rodgers. Ain't that
man no more.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
He's also on his third offensive coordinator.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
And I realized I have two OU players on my board,
and it's like a love hate with this team on
your team or on your board on my on my
team board. Well that's still I'm still CD and Baker.
Oh that you've drafted? Okay, I heard her. Did Baker
throw it to CD? I think he did well.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
You could just consider Baker a red raider. Was he
read righty at the beginning where he started? Yeah, and
then he got, he got. He threw a tit fit
when he didn't get the starting job, and you know
I had he let everybody know. First of all, he
bucked TCU because the TCU didn't offer him a scholarship. Uh,
and his daddy got mad about that, and so then

(44:54):
daddy Tech didn't offer a scholarship. But it was a
preferred walk on, which then allowed him to talk about
No body believed in Baker Mayfield. I was just a
lowly walk on from a small Texas town, a high
school no one's ever heard of. No, Actually it's one
of the most prolific football factories in Texas high school football.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, I mean I did have to. I usually go
with my buddy Casey and we go. We used to
go to Bedlam before. Oh you ran to SEC just
to be in the bottom fucking end.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Of that class. But yeah, but the money is nice,
The money is nice, But I don't have to.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Try to go to Gaylord Stadium. A perfect name for
that stadium.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
In Perry confusing. And see all those.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Stupid Heisman Trophy statues.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Yeah there's a lot of them. Yeah, it's Gaylord Family
Memorial Stadium.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Sir, gay is all I know.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Who is the Who's the gay Lord it's named after?
That's what I'm trying to figure out. I'm not up
on my reason. Uncle Andy could probably give.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Him rich Oil tycoon.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
An hour and a half, Ted talk about the Gaylord Family.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Just like Oklahoma State where we named our team Boom
Pictures Stadium. Hey, you give us a couple of bill
give us a couple of billion, will name a stadium
after you.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Bro That Actually, that actually makes perfect sense. I'm telling you,
there's got to be it's got to be the same situation.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Still going around. JK Dobbins. Does he have anything left?
Can he take some of that from a Marion Hampton's
value shock you know?

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Or R R J.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Harvey's rising value. That guy can cut. He's a little
small old fellow, but he runs strong and he's got
some moves.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
It's the gay Lord family who donated twelve million dollars
in two to it covers stadium renovation.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Yeah, and I got ten million, you got ten million.
Not yet, let's go put her name on us. Might
not be rich, but I'm gonna be there in a minute.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
As Zero would say.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Oh, we do not pick kickers in the eighth round?
AI Overlords And now I know you're an AI who
took who took Overlords? Oh that's spectacular?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Was it? At least Brandon Aubrey? Yes, Okay, this is.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Why I don't pick my own team. Dude, I don't
make stupid decisions.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Aubrey's going to be the highest scoring cowboy. He's gonna
score more than CD this season. They're not going to
score touchdowns. It's gonna be a lot of sixty eight
yard field goals.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Oh, buddy, Matthew Gold and the ut omer. But from
Tulsa State, I'm wondering if you graduate from Tulsa State.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
There it's the Tulsa State Fair.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
What's what's the significance of that?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Tell me that I think it's just a just a
fair things very much so.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
And they're delicious. Here, let's fry some twinkies.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Not a whole lot of difference between State ferris in
Dallas and I mean all across the Midwest. It's only
about a two hour separation.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Caleb Johnson, that's someone who there we go with Lonnie
or the wild card? Would I just tell you, Lonnie,
we don't pick kickers in the eighth round, but he
did get Cameron dick Er the kicker. He is a
ut homer as well.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah, I feel like there's too much talent still available
to be kickers or defense. No one's taking a defense yet, right.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Usually don't take kickers of defense until the last see.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
I at least know that much. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
So someone that looks like it looks like I need
to get on a wide receiver. We got Stefan Diggs.
Drake May's looking better. Jared Judy, though he broke out
in won leagues last year because he had a hot
end of the season. And let's see if he can

(48:52):
keep it up. I pick one Jered Judy.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
I'm hoping the Cowboys can sign Pickens to a Jerry
Judy esque tract extent.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
How much did you how much did Judy get?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
It wasn't. I don't.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
I mean, I don't think it's like a running mil.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Yeah, I think it. That's what Juan Jenny's I think
it's even lower than that. It's like eighteen mil. Seventeen
and a half. Yeah, three year, fifty two million.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
So after we signed uh Brandon Ayuk to a you know,
four year, one hundred and twenty thirty million dollars a
year contract, Juan Jenny wants like twenty five mil. And
we're like, buddy, you're just not that guy. Come on personally, like,
we're not guy, Pal, not that guy. He's a solid,
He's a guy that you want on your team because

(49:35):
he's a dog and he'll block for you because we
are a run first team and he makes plays and
was voted by the NFL as the biggest shit talker
in the league, so by the NFL players themselves.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, how do you quantify that into a contract?

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Radication? That's passion, baby, you know how far?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
How many picks away, am I you are up right
right now? Okay, all right, here we go. Read me
my team real quick. Your team. Let's see, you got
Hurts the quarterback?

Speaker 1 (50:08):
You got Hurts the quarterback? You got Jamar Chase, Jonathan Taylor,
brought Bowers, Tyreek Kill, DeAndre Swift. Aaron's Aaron Jones sr. Okay,
those seems like he might.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Another wide receiver maybe.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Yeah, so we got Crystal Lave, Stephon Diggs, Jordan Asen
three games suspension on him though, and Juwan Jennings who's
coming back and he going he went with Stephon Diggs. Okay,
Drake May, My Drake May was looking good in preseason.
But what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
I mean he's got to throw it to somebody. It
doesn't mean a whole lot to me. I'm more interested
in the pink crystal candy that Stefan Diggs has been
handing out lately. Need to let the strippers know what
that pink teap. Need to let him know he's on
my fantasy team. See if we can't get some overnighted.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
You can get anything on the dark web.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
The boy, that's correct, that's right. Boy, Still waiting on
that hit man.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
To show up. Lady paid him, paid.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Him, but uh still still got a roommate, still.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Got Oh shots fired? Literally, no, not yet.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
That's that's my That's my whole point.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
You can't collect the alimony if it it's gotta look
like an accident.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Yeah, he swore it wouldn't be. I didn't pay extra
for the for the gunfire. Yeah, we're going the long con.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
All right, We're about to come up on my pick.
See what we got here, looks like I got two
running backs and three running backs, three receivers.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Deal Santos is a long name to fit on a
baseball jersey with font that big.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Man look at that goes all the way down those
on It.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Reminds me of when Salta Lamachia played for the Rangers
and it was literally just a giant rainbow of word
of letters. It's started at the bottom of the.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Remember that name's top catching prospect and all of baseball
at one point. Evan Ingram big part of the to
share a trade. I've always been a fan of that.
Oh Elibs, you got me again, Mark to Shriff. I
was looking at Addison roy Is only a three game suspension.
Had a great rookie year. Damn you, damn you.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Now, those those three weeks feel worth the weight on
Addison at this point in the draft.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
As I did talk up one Austin Eckler, I will
go with him. I'm going to Austin Eckler. You convinced
me he's number one on the draft, on the depth chart.
Probably use him early and often.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
I think he's going to catch a lot of balls
in that offense too.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
You could do that anytime football, anytime you talk football,
you could do that every The roommate enjoys pointing out
all of the homo erotic phrases that are used. Especially
she I need.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
To I need to have her talking about the wild card.
Is he's got a kicker and a defense all before
the fifth for the tenth. Look he's getting for Look,
he's getting the best. He's getting the best one. So
I think he was mad about that Aubrey pick. There's
so I think he really wanted. Like he he tries it.

(53:20):
He reaches for Aubrey every year the past past couple
of seasons. Thirty year, thirty year, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I remember he he got Aubrey pretty early.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Now I need to get you in the roommate talking
about momentum. Because Saturday was a big day, there was
a lot of momentum talk, a lot of momentum talk.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Every time I hear it on when the score is see,
that's all I'm saying, is when you hear it now true.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
No, No, it's not when the score. When North Carolina
is kicking the ship or getting the ship kicked out
of him and they get one stop on third down,
they don't have momentum. They're down forty one to seven.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I've already explained my low percentage plays start becoming high
percentage plays. That is momentum.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
But they don't. When you're down thirty points in the
third goal of the game, momentum is dead. Meaning that
was Miami at the Miami Notre Dame. That was a good,
very end.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Who had the momentum? Who started getting those three sacks
in the game.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
About LSU just shutting out Clemson in the second half,
they had all the.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Momentum in the second half. They got they got pet talked. Yeah,
they they got cursed out in the room.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
I think they would I think if the momentum hadn't
been on their side, they would have lost that game.
There's no question.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Yeah, unleist, you got a it's very easy.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
No, it's jumping. It's an overused crutch by bad announcers
when they don't actually have good analysis.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
You were moving the goal post.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Throw out the idea like now they've got the momentum.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
No, no, you're you're moving the goal post on me.
Right now you've said momentum is not re that is
the goalpost.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
In terms of determining games.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
And now you're saying, yeah, no, I think it has
a lot to do with winning and losing the games.
But now you're saying it's just an overused crutch by
bad announcers.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
How do you explain the Rangers win last night? Down
to their last strike in the ninth inning, they gave
up first two pitches of the baseball game were home runs.
They were down the entire game, they had nothing going
their way.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
First gave a momentum, the second home run.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
They gave up two home runs on the first two.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Drake May I have not seen a lot of people
take him, but I but that's your second quarterback, all right, buddy,
I mean what.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Other quarterbacks are living is basically him?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Oh Eightolph, your golf. I mean Lawrence had his Uh
was it your Indonesian connection?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Isn't that, Adolph? That's the sequel to the French connection,
like the.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
One that you did the finding a way.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
I think your boy might have just homered again.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Oh swaggy tea.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Are they gonna call that what we call? Well? Okay,
I just saw a mustache?

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Oh man, that was that was a home run.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
All Yankees look the same to me.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Oh that? What do you mean by y'all?

Speaker 2 (56:15):
I mean y'all Northerners, northern folk hit the line. Yea
good reaction, by what's I know?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
That guy? I like the Yankee guy over there, like
I'm gonna reach for it.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
He should have helped the astro fan. I guess they
would have still ruled it.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Who tries to catch the ball on their hat anymore?
Come on, be a man, put your hand out there,
get your mitt.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
I don't know, I do. I do still kind of
love it when I see a guy catch a home
run ball in his hat. There still is some There
still is some mysticism.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Michael Pinnox Junior. I wonder if you wonder if he's
gonna light it up this year?

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Do you see the Atlanta News reel from a couple
of weeks ago when they absolutely spelled Pinnocks push. Yeah,
no one caught it. It was just Michael Penis Junior.
One thing if it's uh, you know someone in Bozeman, MONTANEA.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Boswell, which someone looks like they did what I told
him to do, which was looking up.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Believe it or not.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Chris Boswell led a lot of leagues him on scoring,
but like he was like thirty points above in some
like he's he's kicking in Pittsburgh like well outdoors and
again if you're he's like the new Robert Gold of
the league where he's just old man Robbie Gould. Lonnie

(57:38):
the second defense wild card. Bro stop it, you're killing me.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
I love it, Lonnie. Look, Lonnie, you're gonna have some
injuries on that first team defense. You need to solid
was a solid backup defense everyone knows. I for one,
actually advocate for taking three kickers because we've seen many
times over the years guys legs fall off mid season.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Uh, I'm wondering if I should go with something I
normally don't know. I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
We're you gonna take the Minnesota male cheerleader.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Miss you mean the Chicago Yeah no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, I'm gonna go with Dallas Goddard.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Aggie's are struggling to understand what the big deal is
about that.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
I'm gonna go with the backup tight end. That that's
a little trade bait for your I think God is
gonna come back to the top five, top five and
a quarter. Yeah, I mean we already got Devin's, Davante
Smith and a J. Brown.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Jake Ferguson still available.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Everybo he sucks ass.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
I think I'd rather have him than God. Heard just
thinking about how the offenses runickens.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
He yeah, pickings and CD lamb chirping in Dack's here.
You think Ferguson's gonna get some balls?

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Yeah, because I think Dak loves a safety throw to
the tight end more than anything. Every time data actually
doesn't support that. One of the more accurate quarterbacks in
the league.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Oh man, So we're coming in on, We're coming in
hot man. We're going fast and furious over here, and
there we go.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
What do you call?

Speaker 1 (59:28):
We're on the tenth round. Only five.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Quarter milets of times up?

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Yeah, only five rounds left pumas on the clock.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Okayloss, If you're looking at my roster, I'm looking into
we don't have a kicker and we don't have a defense,
but we don't need that. What round is this?

Speaker 1 (59:46):
We are a round ten or around in the round
ten beginning of round eleven. And there's still some gold
out there. I mean, you start picking up backups, but
there's still some flecks, some flex gold out there.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
I wouldn't mind seeing another wider potentially. I think we're
kind of light there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yeah, I think you have three wide receivers at the moment.
Looks like you're going with the run heavy, run heavy offense.
Looks like he picked Shakir out of uh Buffalo. That
is it gonna be Josh Allen's number one? Who knows
he's like Tom Brady, just throws it, throws it around,

(01:00:25):
or just runs it for himself. And then your next pick.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Let me guess, I like Shaki's a Boise State kid.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Can remind me giving me a little Zoe energy right here?
Lonnie will know that, Lonnie, And then I thought he
was gonna pick another running back, Our buddy Zoe will
pick five running backs in the first four rounds.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Look the way running backs pop and interchange throughout the year,
that might not be that terrible of a strategy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Yeah, yeah, it's good trade bait. Yeah, you know, I
always picked usually It's like you could have you could
have rolled a clock on the first four picks is
going to be running backs, three running backs in a receiver.
That's how I always play.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
You go three running backs one receiver instead of the opposer.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
I always always did his safety, especially in the standard league,
no non PPR, which we are a PPR league. Uh,
I wanted that touchdown and like the running backs back
in the day were secure touchdown. But now we're in
the age of the toush push with your own.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Hurts, which is also now sponsored by Dude wipes apparently.
Oh god that unless I got unless I got sentineled
er bull sack.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Sports due wipe, I think that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
I think it was real.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Yeah, you want to hear something funny like I got.
I don't know if I do, I don't know. I
got like the lead in here. I just found this
out like literally an hour or two agomrhoids.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
I got.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
No, Well, I've been through that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
If you haven't, you're not living.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
You're not eating enough me and you're that know that
all in one body spray.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
That stings a little, stings a little anything that's all
in one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
No, like it's like it's all in on the orderant
things and get your private parties. Like man, I was like,
it was like when Icy out on my junk.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
I was like god, I was. I was like airing
my I'm like, god, damn axe body spray on your
It was. It was dove up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
I'm up with all right, man, I want to talk
myself into it. I'm gonna talk myself into it because
I have not picked him in any other league.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Has anyone taken Jaydon Blue yet? Kind of surprised with
the cowboy Homer, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
You just when you say that, I think I'm going
with Justin Fields as my backup. Let's see if this
run the first quarterback as one day in Orlowsky the
just need to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Run it fifty times a game, fifty times. I was
surprised as I was doing my research watching Fast and
Furious this weekend as not research, I was surprised to
see Justin Fields as high on the ranking list, and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Well, you got one point for ten yards of rush
at one point or twenty five yards of pass. What
is one thing that Justin Field has an arm?

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
It's is I believe you two arms?

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Shut up?

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
He can chunk in two legs last time I checked.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Got a third leg. Okay, not unlike Greg Olsen.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Magnum dong drop my drawers letteraally my third leg chilling
on the seventh floor. Gotta let your chickies know, man.
I used to have it all whenever whatever Mike and
I were playing that regular First of all, even the
edited version is pretty much dude it is. Every time
we would play it, I would literally wait for my

(01:04:03):
phone or my email to blow up from someone being
like absolutely not and you have got to stop. And
to Iheart's credit, they never put a kebash on it,
but there was right there was a time where I
had that entire thing memorized and we would sing. We
would do it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Ian I can before he picks him. I knew that
Judkins who is not signed with Oh what you McCall
it the Browns yet? But that a sneaky good one.
Oh and my last one told to stay fair. Ali

(01:04:43):
Gordon another o s U quarterback, my running back just
like Jalen Warren, another O s U running back. O
Shu produces one good receiver in one star running back.
Where did Alli Gordon go though Oklahoma State?

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
I know that before?

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
No, no, no, I mean, who oh, he's a backup
for eight Chang Okay, okay, yeah, which is he was
an interesting case last That's why I like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
To get him, because you do want to get your
own backups. And damn it, Tulsa State Fair, you're wishing
for an injury on me and I do not like it.
I do not appreciate that energy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
As an Oklahoma State fan. Why did Ollie Gordon go
from seventeen hundred rushing yards to eight hundred and eighty
and and we were the same amount of games. We
were pretty last game.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
The line, like I don't know what, like what happened
last year? We were projected to win the Big twelve
and we came in dead.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Last Arizon that was projected to be last won, and
like we.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Had nothing but juniors and seniors on our offensive line
and we couldn't make a hole for this kid to
save our lives. And I'm up and I'm up, and
we got the backup QB run going. But this is
when I started looking at not so much stretches, Oli

(01:06:04):
Gordon was going to be picked here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Thank you, Trolsa, good job, Tulsa. I will go bring
back that sky ride, bring back the gondoliers. No gondoliers, gondolas.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
There we go, there we go. I will have to go.
This one's gonna hurt. No, no, this is a boomer
bust Tilman something about that Browns.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Yeah, Malik Tillman looked great for the national team at
the Gold Cup this past summer. I think he's he's
a lock for the World Cup roster next year. There's
no question, football not soccer. Ye oh what Tilman said?
I believe it's uh, Cedric Tillman. He's a rook coming

(01:06:53):
into Cleveland, had a great preseason, looked outstanding deep ball threat.
Joe Echo still gotting on and then who if not,
we got two rookies that are just gonna be flashing
and throwing the ball. So I do have Oh he's
a Tennessee kid. Oh yeah, he's been in the league
a couple of years now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Yeah, Oh, he's a couple of years yeah. Ye oh,
he's been injury it's been injury written. Yeah, and so
twenty four total projected points. Oh yeah, he's his preseason
has been looking good though.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
I mean, I think that tells you all you need
to know. If he's destroying team's fourth and fifth UH
rated guys on the depth.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Chart, and those four strings didn't see it coming.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Guys that are now working at ACE Auto Park or
ACE Home Hardware.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Their second job as a practice squad player.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Yeah, what did practice squad guys make?

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
What is it like it's got to be like sixty thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
I think it's more. I think it's like eighty. Right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Practice they're usually.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Bouncers squads salary.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Like when I was in what was it Whenever I
would go to San Diego or something like the main
like the bouncers of like they have like actual clubs
down there and whatnot, and I'd see a big, old
burly you know, just practice squad get like lineman looking guy,
and I'm like, i just go up to him, and
I'm like and usually I'm about as big as them,

(01:08:22):
I'm as tall and you know, make bigger, and I'm
like practice squad and they just go yep, And I'm like, all.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Right, wouldn't be a bad gig. Yeah, No, salary Okay,
thirteen to eighteen thousand dollars a week, depending.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
On damn So you can make over one hundred thousand, like,
almost one hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
If you're a veteran of two years or more on
a practice squad, you're making minimum of eighteen thousand dollars
per week, and if you're on it for eighteen weeks,
that's three hundred and twenty four thousand dollars. So that's
way more than.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
I need to dust off these knees.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Realized, No, I don't think that's.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
So to speak.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
I like him. Dusty Nasty shows me you use them?

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Oh buddy, what what?

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Uh? What round are we on? Here?

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
We are in round fourteen thirteen thirteen of fifteen fifteen. Yeah,
running through it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Oh you got you?

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
I wasn't paying attention. Who got me? James Gang? I
was gonna go break Lonnie's hard pick. Jordan Blue, Jade Blue,
whatever his name is, damn you, damn you, old hell.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
And James Gang. That's a that's a great reference. A
little Joe Walsh Kickers Kickers Kickers, someone else big was
in James Gang, someone else from another band I can't
think of anyone I got. Let's look up Jane Gang members.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
We'll go with the Harrison Buckner, you know, the great
white hype training to be a proud Republican.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Just give him time and he's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Gonna be a politician. Yeah, he's got that look.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
A man of faith. I consider myself.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Kyle pits Senor. We can he can still win Ivano.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
There can still time for Kyle Pitts to be had.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
So much hope. You know I drafted him in a
freaking keeper league.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Kellen Winslow Junior still available.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Yeah right, No, I think he got like locked up
for banging grand raping grand.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Yeah, I say it wasn't just banging. It was forcefully
banging against their will. Women of serious age. I'm not
talking the good force, not talking the granny's tab on
the porn of I'm talking and the like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Have you have you clicked on it back page.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Magazines? You used to get it easy. It was someone's
wife and Clee burn and the husband posting that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
I saw someone else doing a good sticky look reading
the comments.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Women take care of themselves these days.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
There's nothing wrong reading the comic with the little age
of the old porn.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Isn't it? I thought I I thought we talked about
that at one point. That's one of my favorite places
to pull comment. There's a whole subreddit, uh bud uh
the porn comment guy. Buddy, It's like, what are you
doing here?

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Like you need companionship so bad in your life. You're
gooning to Granny's while commenting to see how the other
bros out there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Imagine going to like the porn like convention and then
run into like three homies.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
You knew that's too far, that's too far, too far,
that's too far. Now that being so, I would love
to know someone No, no, no, that actually has gone
because I am. I am incredibly curious.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I mean, but too far?

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Are never?

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Don't our own producer met the man himself.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
We keep the picture posted right behind the campus. So
every time I look over at that camera, I'm looking
right at the picture of LG and Larry. It's great.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Oh, buddy, can you get us in LG to the
next one convention?

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Yes? No, I would think I would think those days
are quite gone.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
So now is the time when you usually pick up
kickers and defenses and then you go with your late
round sleeper pick. You know, do you have a sleeper
pick that you that you liked there? Lawrence Jake bates.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
That Michael Parson, Michael Parson.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Michael Parson only for in IDP. Travis Hunter would be well.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
I don't know that Packers defense might actually be a
solid pick. Now.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
See there you go with these cross talk man like,
I'm gonna kill you if it gets picked.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Well, I mean, what's who's to say that me saying
it played any.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Rule it does because they would never have been thinking it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Nah, There's there's plenty of other teams to think about.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
I mean, now, does Calas does this Dallas Cowway want
to pick like a fan want to pick a Packers.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
D I would I would at least get some benefit
from the dumbass trade, you know, like yeah, but all
of your emotions aside and actually get some advantage out
of a situation that you can't control now before uh,
which we got Kenny Clark. Cap we got Kenny Clark.
Kenny Clark gonna stop the run, I told him, Baby

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Mia being twenty fourth out of one hundred and thirty
three edge rushers and run defense last year in Baltimore.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Yeah, we gotta focus on stopping the run. We got
Kenny Clark, someone already drafted Green Bay. Don't tell me
it was your third. Don't tell me it was your third.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Come on, tell you it's his third.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Oh no, what is what is that full name?

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
The brick Assaw Ferguson.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Okay, there we go.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Now I was, like I said, the bricked up Ferguson,
The brick Saul Ferguson, one of the greatest, greatest football
names ever.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Hold is the Brickashaw. Now who knows he's got to
be in his forties?

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Has he saved his brain for CT because he was.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Drafted whenever I was top five? Yeah, and those Jets
teams weren't very good in the early aughts. The old
I thought he was when I was still in high school.
He's forty one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
The turf with just the concrete underneath.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Not good, not good, not good, not good for old knogging.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
So Puma's picked this. These are gonna be I.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Believe your glass defense right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Yeah, yeah, you see he did it right? Defense, Houston
surprisingly what you got Houston defense?

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Oh, this is a Dallas Cowboys household.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Damn it. We don't support those fake oilers in Houston. Now,
what's the defense. What's their defense ranked?

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
It's actually gonna it's actually gonna be a pretty solid defense.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Oh, ESPN has some second or a good job, Zeb,
good job. Like I said, we put our emotions to
the side.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
You will be drafting all Dallas right about now.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Yeah. If I tried. I tried so hard to convince
ZEB that we take nothing but Cowboys. I tried. I
tried to convince him c D first round pickings, Dak Jaden,
Blue Aubrey and who got CD. Well, it's ironically enough,
it's didn't. I really didn't expect to be picking first. Overall.

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That completely shot my wheels off when you told me
that there was nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
There was no happiness in his eyes, No, there was.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
There was actually a lot of instant dread and anxiety.
If we're if we're in the trust tree here.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
All right, I'm going for the last. It's gonna be
a reach. Who's my reacher?

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Who's my reach around?

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
A kicker?

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
I have a kicker. I have a defense.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Okay, so you didn't draft properly, No, h I got it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
A guy solid kicking a solid.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Are we gonna be able? To see everybody's grades a media, Yes,
so stay tuned.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
We'll stay on for like a couple of minutes after
for sure, and we'll see everybody's grades. You get graded,
and you find that on the main we're gonna declare
a winner of the league tonight. Just I've gotten an
A an A plus in every league except for Ivans
Brothers League that started way too early at twelve o'clock
on a labor day after I.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Was wahone a noon draft on late on a halt.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Yeah, I did not like it, and I fell asleep
on the computer a couple of times, you know, like
they knew it. I fucking fuckers.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Uh zeb is reporting our teams ranked number one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
But I'm going handcuffing my backup with Kareem Hunt Cream
Hunt PPR. If Pacheco goes down, Kaream just goes right
in the middle. Yeah said, but that cream rises to
the top.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Didn't We all kind of tart, didn't We all kind
of agreed. Kareem Hunt had nothing last year.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
No, he got traded to He got traded to Kansas
City and he actually did great, Okay, but then Pacheco
came back and didn't get as many.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Points seven seven hundred yards, seven touchdowns.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
And yeah, and that was damn near in like four games,
four to six games. Still three yards carry three and
a half, but it was more of was what was
his receiving yards?

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Uh, not as much as well, one hundred and seventy
six no touchdowns. Yeah, and he has thirty mm hmmm.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Cam Little's off the board, mister, seventy yardfield though that
doesn't go on the record books.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
Yeah, that's rough. But again further reason that preseason doesn't
mean anything that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Man, I haven't I can just call your team, do
we have another Do we have another draft?

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
This is our last draft together ru in three leagues,
if not four leagues together. So it's like I know
his strategy and I think he've been haven't you been
in the middle every single time?

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
I don't see how that's even It's all random, man,
all random. Yeah, zeb I'm kind of I'm kind of
leery of Uh. If we have high rating, high grade,
I don't like being in the pole position at the
start of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
You are going to have the number one, I mean
jam Chase And let.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Me announce now Jamar Chase is absolutely available. Send your offers.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Hey CD for Jamar Chase, straight up, straight up, straight up?

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Yeah, well, I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
No, don't worries out. Jerry's got us. Oh please tell
me you use chat g B T A I overlords.
Oh my god, that would be freaking hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
That would be pretty great. I had all AI drafted.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Fucking chat BT. If y'all saw the last.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Those letters aren't even in the mixt check to BP BPZ.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Did you see the last saw Park where it's like
how they remember how I said, how I like fluff
you up? That's how it wasn't the last South Park
where it was like if I talk to you like
you're on chat ETP. It's not a bit. I just
can't remember the It's great. I enjoyed it immensely, and
it was exactly it was like it was like me

(01:20:11):
ranting about it on the last South Park. It was
totally me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
It was pretty it was. It was pretty pretty lockstep
with your recent Uh oh right, let's against our AI overlords.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Let's see what we got. Refresh refresh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
Oh, Michael Pittman, Wait, hold on, Michael Pittman for Jamar Chase.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
You gonna have to deal with no idea is a
bad idea. Let me hear you have to deal with
all year, sir, what's your wife looked like?

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Bro? Can we you might need to sweeten the package
a little bit. I don't know if Michael Pittman is
gonna be enough.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
What's that Las Vegas movie where it was like in
decent proposal?

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Yeah, that's a that's a deep day.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Hey, look thirty minutes I'm saying, I don't know, I
don't care. There's no butt stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
It feels, you know, ironically, it didn't feel as much
like you were reciting a movie line as you were
just laying out your your ground rolls, your normal ground
rolls like that. Oh man, that was delivered way too naturally,
I think. Man, let's are we are we officially done?

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Fresh? We are officially done?

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Now? Who was our mister irrelevant?

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Mister irrelevant was a kicker or something?

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Yeah, we need to know. I need to follow. We
gotta have a whole pr campaign. We're gonna send him
to Disneyland. He doesn't get to go.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
To one mister Brockthaniel party.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
That's why I know it was if it's a kicker, man,
Mike vander Jet idiot kicker.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
I gotta listen to what my idiot kicker has to
say that last time idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Picker, there we go. Did the guy who named his
team after young Hoku actually.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Ate Feerson the kicker from uh what you call it? Cincinnati?
And I think ate Off mighta mailed that one in
with some motto picks.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Well, I mean Cincinnati, do you do you get credit
for extra points kicked by your guy? You do? Right? Okay?
So Cincinnati's gonna score a lot of points. You one
would think big at five. Yeah, I don't think they're
gonna be going for it with Burrow.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
And that's like everybody who picks Detroit's kicker. I'm sorry,
have you know do you know that freaking coach?

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Oh my boy, Dan Campbell, he don't he goes for it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
He was like him and like picking the Eagles kicker.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
That's all. Bates was consensus number one on a lot
of lists that I was thinking the exact same thing,
like a kicker to Dan Campbell, that's the fifty third
guy on the roster. The long snapper is more important
than the kicker to.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Dan god and Grays, Oh Eli's uber I am faith
week one, get ready for Thunderdome.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Bitch, who are we playing? First week? You are playing?

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Maybe I can join now that I Tulsa State Fair.
Oh nice, and you are projected one twenty six. Oh
it looks like you might have a good grade, sir,
you might have an A on your You think Zeb
was lying to me old Jamar Chase, Like, see, let's
see what Jamar Chase is. Uh proposed points twenty points,

(01:23:33):
projected points. That's quarterback numbers. Your quarterback has projected eighteen points. Yeah,
that's that's why Jamar Chase is number one one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
Yeah, that feels like a lot. That does feel like
I'll give you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
That Tyreek hill. That was a good steal, Jeb. I'm
not gonna lie. He went late?

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
Why did he go so late?

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
He's questionable and Tygreek Tyreek's you know he kicked his
pregnant girlfriend in the stomach when he.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Was I mean, Oklahoma State players are gonna do what
Oklahoma State players do.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
I think that's more what Tyreeks won't to do.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
Well. I'm sorry, what college did he play for after
the community college in Mississippi?

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
For anyone? I think he took a year off to
reflect on his actions and decided to get three more
women pregnant. Yeah that happened too, shout out to you
and your fourteen kids.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
Sorry, where else did he play? There was a He
was at Garden City, Oh and then West Alabama after
Oklahoma State kicked him out.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Refresh, yeah, refresh, refresh. No, No, I don't know how
much long are we going to be staying on for
these grades?

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Oh? Are we still waiting on him grades?

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Let me see getting If nothing else, we do have
a show to do tomorrow night. We definitely uh definitely
can recap there. Just now trying to join my team
as a co manager. So I can, so I can,
so I can do the trading. I got to do
the trading.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
That was like Zeb's got final approval approval?

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
I'm sorry. Is the team name Puma's posse or Zeb's posse? Oh?
I think that this is? This is Jerry Jones, uh
late life re enactment.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
I am ten toes in for this drama.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Sure you get the important emails for fantasy football? Mmm?
Now I don't we fresh, I don't need that. I
am co manager. Oh yeah, all right, Zeb, I am
officially in. Oh we're gonna kick the ship out. Of
Tulsa State Fair. The score, it's already's one twenty six

(01:25:36):
to one ten. All right, who's our next who's our
week two opponent? Let's see, oh, buddy, week two. I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
I'm looking to see.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
When ooh we got the uh uh who I'm trying
to figure out when you and I play, because.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
It's uh it's gonna be a sweet game.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
I got the AI Overlord's week six. That's your name?
What's your team name? Captain, Cream's cop God we play
week eight, sir, and I would appreciate it if you
could pick a more respectful name. I cream the compet
This is a family league. I will remind you I

(01:26:20):
have wait a second. One of our guys name Adolf
Oliver Bush for the full phrase. Hell if I know,
probably the guy that's going to cream all of us.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Oh buddy in a competitive way, in a competitive way, sir,
in a competitive way.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Yeah it might. It might be on the run sheet
tomorrow for uh be fresh oh oh oh oh oh No,
no league, where does it pop up?

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
Well, it should be on league first page, but then
you go to draft and you can draft grades. But
usually if it's not on the first page.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Puma's Posse versus Tulsa State Fair Cap versus.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
I think it's I think five minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
But nah, we've been five minutes by now.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
That's been three minutes. Tarkish.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
She said that five minutes ago. Right, Well, while we're here,
let me let me give you my deep dive. So
I seriously think that Too Fast, too Furious is absolutely underrated.
I think Tyrese no joke, is the best character of
the entire Fast and Furious franchise, the entire ecosystem, the

(01:27:36):
entire world universe.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
That is, ff, you disrespect my man. Ludacris like that again.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Luo, tess great is amazing tea now Luda is Although
I saw.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
The last one I saw is when they gave the
tribute to Paul Walker at.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
The Yeah, I think that was seven. That's the one
I ended with when him and Dom right off is
one last time. Yeah, I don't. I don't recognize eight,
nine or ten as soon as Paul Walker don Yeah, no,
as soon as as soon as Paul Walker's all about family.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
It's about our family again.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Why I spent all weekend prepping for the draft, learning
and remembering cap It's all about family. Everything we do
here all about our family, well, the sports cave family,
this might be.

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
This might take a little while. Let's hit them up
with where you can find us at man. You can
find me at the Captain's chair two one oh on Instagram,
DM me your phone numbers. If you want to get
in our group chat, I might do it. What'sapp chat?
You know, just so we can keep it. We don't
have to keep it at PG thirteen, but that's up
to Puma, and.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
My sensitivities will not allow me to handle anything beyond. Really,
PG is kind of pushing it. But eighties PG is cool,
where like you can still talk about the still see
a full set of boobs.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
They put the whole cocaine there.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Yeah, airplane was our bro, No, it was PG brother
with all that racism, Yes, with all the race, with
the abortion joke and the first nine talking. Oh you're
not talking job to him. The white lane is for
passenger loading and unloading only, no, Diane, The blue lane
is for a past I told you to get that
abortion and you said no, serious, surely you can't be said, yeah, no,

(01:29:31):
that's the first ninety second you get that. You get
a lot of racism, but it's funny because it was
the seventies, you could do that. It was funny, it
was good.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Now everyone loves it. Everyone loves the racism and airplane.
Uh but no, you got I remember distinctly. It's the uh.
I believe it's the forty seven minute and thirty two
second mark. You get a full uh get a full
set of boobs bounce right in front of the camera.
Oh yeah, little walk by. What was the what's the
what's the the old mister Skin, No, dude, you can

(01:30:03):
just give them my buddy anyway, any movie O.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
LG's old neighbors Sammy used to love him some Mister
Skin magazines. You'd always get the Hollywood Oh I know
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Mister Skin was in print circulation.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
There's something in print. And he used to go to
the old dope Megaplux and get them copies. And I'm like,
so you're the guy in there.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
I might you know what, I might become porn on
paper guy again and give up, give up the Internet.
I'll give up too far, man, It's gone way too far.
It's out of controls, out of control. I might. Seriously,
I'm let it be known. I am now officially considering porn,

(01:30:46):
returning to porn on paper analog porn, analog porn. Thank you, LG.
If anyone wants to raw dog analog porn from now on,
join the movement.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Because I'm basically closing the computer. I don't know when
is is gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Fast and furious and paper porn talk can finally broke you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
This is this is good stuff for tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Ah, well then that will do it for tonight. Yeah,
full show back tomorrow night. If you want to get
a hold of me, you can find me on x
at Biggest Puma on Instagram Biggest Dot Puma, LG. When's
the next stream coming down? I saw you had the
holiday one yesterday. No clue, spectacular.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
He's working. He's a working man. Find me ig at
the Captain's chair two to one oh dm E and
your phone numbers if you want to get in the group.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Chat Yes, sendcap all of your phone numbers so he
can sell them to Nigerian Princess. We are nine subscribers
away from five hundred. Let's get there before Thursday. Be
back tomorrow normal eight o'clock, Downbeat, Full Regular Show, previewing
Cowboys Opening night till then you'll be good. Peace. Peace kid.

(01:31:59):
What do we say?

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
How about drugs?

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Hola, you just stay long with Yeah, goodbye,