Annie Updates

Tiff keeps getting random text fro a girl names Annie, we learn more about her family in the latest tex formt he weekend! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're waking up in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Kiss hi, good morning, Good morning. Have you ever gotten
text messages from a random number? I'm sure you have,
right something that you don't have saved in your phone.
How does this even happen? Maybe you picked up someone
else's old number if you changed yours. But for those
that are like me, I haven't changed my phone number
since my Nokia Flip phone, so I don't know how

(00:25):
this keeps happening. But it is time for what I
call Annie updates. It's a hard cop, it's a hard not.
I never know when we're gonna get the Annie updates,

(00:47):
and they just come in hot and fast and random,
that's for sure. If you have no idea what I'm
talking about, come on in, hang out. There's still plenty
of time to catch up. We've started this thing on
my show because months ago I started getting text messages
for a girl named Annie from this one number. I
haven't responded to a single one, but I keep getting
the text messages, and I'm with you. For a while,

(01:09):
I thought maybe this was a scam, so I did
not respond to the scalm text messages. But then the
more I got, the more I'm like, wait a minute.
This is legit. So because I like to take a
break from the regular reality that we live in Sincya
every morning, come on over to this Annie relationship that
we are fully invested in. We've come up with so

(01:31):
many timelines and storylines for this. Just to give you
some back history. This text message chain comes from what
I believe is Annie's mom. Annie is always trying to
get Annie's mom is always trying to get in touch
with her. Okay, it's an eight six to zero area code.
At one point, don't you remember this, They were supposed

(01:53):
to meet for brunch in the dining room. I mean,
she was asking me all these things. Here's an example
from September. You're sixteen, Annie. I just got a message
that they say to be down in the dining room
by eleven fifteen on Thursday for the brunch. Hope all
is hope, all is well? Love Mom? Okay, Annie, I

(02:13):
was calling you for some reason. I thought you were
talking to Gail. I was calling to see how you
are and hope you're feeling better then you sounded the
other day. I'll try again tomorrow. I love you, Mom.
In the meantime, I'm sitting here wondering what's the strained
relationship with Annie and her mom from Connecticut. Clearly she's
not concerned because Annie hasn't responded to a single one

(02:34):
of her text messages. And in this case, I'm Annie,
so the latest one that I got for you. Because
we could go on and on about this reality, but
so far we've created that Annie's mom lives in Connecticut
because that's where I searched the area code from. She's
got somewhat of a strained relationship with her daughter, but
she's really trying to maintain something right. Gail must be

(02:55):
like the crazy aunt from somewhere, and they have these
designated brunches from time to time to catch up, trying
to be very cordial, but there's a broken relationship there
that needs to be repaired. Here we go, we're getting
ready for Christmas. Annie. This is the one I got
on Saturday at ten forty seven A m Annie. I
would like to get Jacqueline a message for Christmas because

(03:16):
she can use Oh no, I'm sorry, let me start over. Annie.
I would like to get Jacqueline a massage for Christmas
because she can use it after the baby and maybe
Matt can babysit. Okay, let me know where I can
get one near Jacqueline. Guys, Guys, who is Jacqueline? And

(03:38):
who is Matt? Is he gonna babysit? She texted me
again yesterday at four forty seven. Annie, did you get
my message? No? Annie, didn't get your message because you're
texting the wrong number.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Not your daughter.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's hard my not, He's a hard n What is
going on with this family? Now we've I've got another
character entering the chat. I'm curious to know who Jacqueline is.
Maybe Jacqueline's a cousin and Matt is her like deadbeat
husband that never co parents, just kind of like trickles

(04:12):
in from time to time. Meanwhile, Jacqueline's struggling with her
first baby, looking to get a massage. Meanwhile, Matt's out
on the golf course on his sixty fifth beer of
the day. Oh take a break from reality. It's tip
in the morning. Feel free to comment. I'd love to
hear your voice. Five when three seven nine one O

(04:33):
seven one, Hi, good morning. Beyonce made a major announcement
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I'll come up in a song or so from now.
We're in the midst of talking about the Anny updates.
I don't have time to fill you in completely. You
can get caught up on the podcast, but I got
more text messages from Annie as we continue to develop

(04:57):
this fake relationship on my show. Hi, you're on the air.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Hi, good morning. How are you.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I'm well. Thanks for joining my silly little conversation this morning.
Do you have any ideas for me?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah? So I didn't really have any ideas, but I
had a possible second thought. Okay, maybe Annie and her
mom doesn't have a great relationship, right and may Annie
decided to cut her mom off, so that's why she
and her mom doesn't speak very much.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
That's what I was thinking too. Thank you very much
for the call. All I know right now is not
only is it a hard knock life for Annie, it's
a hard knock life for Bengals fans as well.