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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Because you're waking up with fifth in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
All right, excuses you've used because you are running late,
whether they are real or fake. Mine was real this morning,
but I feel low key ridiculous having to tell someone
about this.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Late is the keyword you're.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Gonna need for the thunder down undertickets coming up around
to eight thirty ish this morning, probably closer to eight
thirty five. I'm hoping we get a lot of talkbacks
or calls on this. And I figured it's a good
time to chat because we're getting into new and regular
routines for the school year. That means that there's a deadline,
there's a clock, and I just as a neurodivergent person,
(00:39):
I have time blindness and I struggle with that big time.
I you know what, I always have an excuse ready
to go in the chamber just in case it's just me.
I wish I was different, but I'm not. So we're
chit chatting about the things that you've come across while
running late.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I used to live less than three minutes from the
school I taught at, and one night I was staying
out my boyfriend and hit some major traffic due to
an accident in the morning and having to reach out
to my boss to tell him I was going to
be late because of traffic when I actually live only
three minutes away.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
That was weird. Yeah, thank you for the talk back
with TIF.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
The microphone's in the top right hand corner of the
iHeartRadio app. That's how you leave me voice notes. My
company knew that I loved voice notes so much. They like,
here you go. You can use it in your show.
Your boss like, just get out and walk.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
So?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
And why is it so embarrassing to be like I
am in a relationship, i slept at someone else's house
and I'm coming from their house.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Why is it so embarrassing? It shouldn't be so.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
This morning, I'm running late And if my boss were
to ask me why, I would have to tell him, Well,
my wind shield is super dirty and I was trying
to clean it this morning and that was a nightmare.
You know the inside part of your windshield, how sometimes
it gets super streaky, especially for my early early morning
risers that have to drive around before the sun comes up.
(02:00):
My windshield has been annoying me ever since I got
my car washed on Friday, and I'm just a girl.
So I did something to the windshield, and it's been
so streaky, to the point where it feels like I
have like fog and ice on my car, like it's
the winter, like I can't even see through it. So
I spent fifteen to twenty minutes this morning, probably over
exaggerating a scoch, trying to get my windshield organized.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I can't tell my boss that.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Five one three seven, four nine one oh seven one
excuses you've used for running late, or you can use
that same talk pack feature. Don't forget Late's the keyword
you're gonna need for the thunder down Under tickets.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You're a couple of minutes away from maybe texting your
best friend and being like, hey, are you available to
go to thunder down Under?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What a text to send? You'll need the keyword late.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
We're talking about reasons and excuses you've used for being late.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
One time, this is crazy. One time I actually had
a very bad sunburn on my feet, so I went
into work. I worked all day, and then by the
end of the day I barely stands because I'd like
bliss that were like three inches big on my foot.
I had like a bunch of them and it was awful.
And then I had to take off work for a week.
(03:09):
I had a doctor's note. I had to go to
the doctors like multiple times because my feet were so
messed up from the blisters and I couldn't. I literally
had to like lay in bed for a while.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I was crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
No, sometimes we laugh to keep from crying. But that's
that that spot will always getch you. You know, it's gonna
be ninety degrees in Sincy this weekend, so you know,
while the sun is just blazing, make sure you screen
up the feet.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
So I used to do the four i am shift
and one morning I was two hours to work because
I didn't notice my tire was low and I got
on a highway and started doing seventy miles an hour
and my tire exploded on the highway and trouble. I said,
they had no one to get to me, so I
had to call the police to have me towed.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Woo, oh my god, that's like nine to one one.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Help.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I'm just a girl, and.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You're walking into the conversation for the first time this morning,
I figured, you know what, we getting back to school,
and now we have this hard deadline of where we
need to be at certain times, and it's a little off.
Someone with time blindness is a neurodivergent human.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm on me. I struggle with time deadlines.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And I was late to my own radio show this
morning because I had to clean the interior of my windshield.
It was so streaky. It gets so caught up with
that it took me fifteen minutes. I can't tell my
boss that it was late because of my windshield.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
He's gonna fire me, Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
One time I called in sick from my cocktail waitressing
job and I went to a party instead, and then
I got pulled over right in front of the bar
that I had called out of, and my boss had
to be the one to come out and get me
out of trouble.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Thanks Ja, Oopsie's I get I'm just a girl, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We're commercial for you for a little longer.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
We're not far off from your chance to win thunder
down undertickets. With the keyword late, you still have time
to contribute to the conversation.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
You're waking up with Siff in the morning on Kiss
one O seven to one.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Good morning. I am tapping you in Europe collar ten.
If you've got the keyword that I mentioned it earlier
in the show.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Start dialing five one three seven, four nine one seven one.
I'm sending you to thunder down Under. I believe on
August thirtieth, we're gonna end summer with a bang. Literally
five and three seven, four nine one seven one. We're
in the midst of talking about reasons you've eaten that
you've given for being late, excuses right, whether they were
(05:32):
true or not. I thought it'd be a good time
for this because we're back to school and it's hard
to hit a hard deadline, especially if you've been summering
for the last three months. I get it, and I
was late this morning myself, and the reason why sounds fake,
but I was trying to clean off the interier of
my windshield, and that's it's a very true thing, and
(05:52):
it was really really annoying me. But I've had a
hard deadline for years. I've had the same job for
a long time, and I still struggle. So we're talking
about your excuses.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
I one time left work early because I told them
I left chicken out thawing on the counter and I
didn't want it to go bad.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm just a girl. Okay, I loved that. Thank you.
Hopefully you have a little.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Hint as to what that might have been my favorite,
A little hint. Did you call your mom too on
how to cook the chicken? How many times have you
done that?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I've done it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I've called my friend's moms a panicking. I mean, like,
I don't know what to do this chicken? Is this
still good? Why is chicken so challenging? Okay, hopefully you
have a little hint on what the keyword was based
off of that conversation. I've got one more open phone
line if you wanted, it could be yours. Five win
three seven four nine one O seven one for the
thunder down Under tickets.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Good luck. In the meantime, we're still commercial free. Good
morning as you're waking up with SIF in the mornings
one O.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Seven one, Shakida, Shakida, Hi, good morning, Happy Friday.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I hope you have a keyword for me?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Is it late? Congress? Congratulations? Your collar ten, you got
the keyword. You're going to thunder down under?
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Awesome?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Congratulations. My gal? What's your name? What neighborhood you waking
up with me in? Candace Gullia, I'm in Sparta.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Kentucky, Candace, I have never been to Sparta, Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
In fact, I don't know where that is.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
It's down by the Kentucky Speedway.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Ah okay, good to know, good to know.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
What would you recommend I do if I do come
to Sparta Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
At one point, there's.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Really not much to do at all.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Now all right, well I'm giving you something to do
because you're going to thunder down under. I appreciate you
waking up with TIF in the morning every day.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Well, I actually just got off work this morning, so you.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Are an overnighter. Yes, ooh girl, it's a tough life.
I send you all the respect.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, do you have you well? Since you are, you know,
up late?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Have you ever run late for work and then used
an excuse that you want to share with us?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Usually has something to do with my kids.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I got to talk back once from somebody that said,
are people really late because of their kids or do
they just use their kids as an excuse as to
why they're running late?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
And that's something to think about. Yeah mm hmm. Okay,
well you have a great time.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
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