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July 9, 2025 17 mins
Joe Burrow, No Internet, AND a major concert announcement in Cincy! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're waking up with fifth in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Well, okay, I remember at this time yesterday, good morning.
By the way I had I had said, Hey, I
don't have any cable, I don't have any internet.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Is there an internet expert here?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
We have now gone a full twenty four hours without
any Wi Fi at my house, and I feel truly
as if I'm living in the wild West.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Nothing. I have no clocks, I have no TV streaming.
I'm just sitting on.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
My couch raw reading a book, looking off into space.
It's kind of a nice little break good morning. Sarah's
here as well.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
It's like little house on the Prairie time at the
Potter household.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Do you feel like Laura Kles, I have no internet, Sarah,
and I have never had to have an internet repairman
come to my house.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
You should have heard me, like using I've seen the
conversation between me and the guy at Alta Fiber like
through my phone. He's like trying to walk me through
on how to reset my breaker. Oh no, no, no,
He's like, come on over. He's like, go into the basement.
There should be these little white boxes. And I'm like,
are these the white boxes? Should I send I literally said,

(01:15):
do you want me to send a pick?

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Pretty soon you're going to be sending you up text.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I was kind of close to that.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
It felt as if and and He's like, this is
how you reset your breaker. I mean all of this
done via chat with Alta Fiber.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
I mean nearly it's working.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, and now they have to come to my house
sometime between twelve and four today. Oh no, And you
know I'm never on time. It's the wild West. I'm
in a new relationship with the guy at Alta Fiber.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
When you need to know she's got you, it's three
things with tip.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I'm crying over these shoe burrow clips.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
We're just before seven o'clock on the ninth of July.
It is going to be like a touch a scoch
more humid today than it was yesterday. And I was
really feeling it, so I'm sure you were as well.
Temperatures will bump into the eighties and then we'll see
scattered showers potentially again later on this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
All right, let's start off with TSA.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Though I genuinely thought that this would be like a
phased approach, but it went into effect immediately yesterday around
this time.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I told you that TSA had gotten rid of the requirement.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
For shoes.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
To take your shoes off through TSA, and I thought
it would take a while, and here you go, Like
you show up to CVG, you can just walk through
security without your shoes on. According to officials, they said
that they've obviously upgraded the technology quite a bit in
the last couple of decades so that the scanners can really.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Detect a lot on your body.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Outside of that there are a lot more police dogs,
and that there are actually people in the airport that
are paying attention to patterns of behavior. So as you
travel about, you'll notice you no longer have to take
your shoes off, including at CCA. All right, second, and
three things you need to know this morning.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Congratulations to.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Andrew Abbot a little bit of a snub, I guess
initially on making it into the All Star run next week,
Elie de la Cruz was voted in, but as of yesterday,
Andrew Abbot will represent the NL team.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
Following the news Sunday that Elie de la Cruz was
headed to his second All Star Game, where it came
Tuesday night that he wouldn't be alone as starting pitcher
Andrew Abbot was being added to the National League roster,
replacing Dodgers pitcher Yoshi Yamamoto. News of Abbot making his
first All Star Game came as the Reds face the Marlins,
a great American ballpark. The teammates seen congratulating him in
the dugout, Abbot putting up All Star numbers so far

(03:42):
this year currently seven to one with a two point
one five ERA.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
There we go, There we go.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
That's my guy, Sean Gallagher with the facts from seven
hundred WLW congratulations by the way to the Reds Community Fund.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
We love them here on TIF in the morning.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
They had a big night last night raising money for
various programs throughout since Sinnati.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
And then on top of that.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I believe it's Ellie de la Cruz Funko Pop night
if you do go there so enjoy. Tomorrow is the
postgame concert with Old Dominion Fireworks Friday on the way.
Lots of things to do with our Cincinnati Reds. All right, lastly,
and three things you need to know this morning. My
entire feed for the last I would say better half

(04:22):
of forty hours has been just Joe Burrow on this
Netflix Quarterback show. Season two came out on the eighth,
and it's just been nothing but gems from this guy.

Speaker 7 (04:33):
Somehow. There's this one fossil that proved Darwin's theory of evolution.
It's called the archaeoptrics, and we got to see there's
like twelve of them in the world. We got to
see one of those, and we got to see the
little old lady that freaking works on it, grinding. We
went to the Natural History Museum. They took us behind
the scenes and showed us some really cool stuff. It's

(04:55):
like a library of fossils that they don't show everybody else.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I mean a library of fossils that they don't show
everybody else out here.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Grinded. I love this man.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I think I think he's fooled, not just Cincinnati, but
the entire world. You know, he's this top quarterback in
the league, close to our hearts here in Cincy in
a real big dork.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Most men are. I bet he plays video games.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Okay, that is three things you need to know for
July ninth, coming up around seven oh five, IROL commercial
free every day.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I would love to have you. Best way to keep
listening to TIF in the morning is by searching. Kiss
on my heart, You're waking up in the morning. Kiss
on one.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Joe Burrow has been all over my feed since Quarterback
Season two came out yesterday.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Sarah E.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Lease has joined the conversation. Has joined the chat.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
I'm five, I'm five.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
I'm stuttering because I'm like, it came out like twenty
four hours ago.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Just give me all the Joe Burrow I'm gonna play.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Here's what I've observed from the internet pov is that
Joe Burrow has fooled the entire nation, the world, and
us close to home thinking that he is just I mean,
he is one of the greatest quarterbacks at the moment.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
He's absolutely the greatest quarterback of all time.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Okay at the moment, and well you hold on, hold on.
He is one of the best quarterbacks in the moment.
But also the biggest dork on the planet.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
He is kind of dorky, and I think that's what
makes him so cool.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, he's into like fossils and fashion and batmobiles.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
He's you know, he's a big superhero guy. Fossils and fashion.
All Right, I'll play some of the clips and then
we'll debrief them. This one's come up quite a bit.
Speaking of fossils.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
Somehow, there's this one fossil that proved Darwin's theory of evolution.
It's called the archaeoptrics, and we got to see there's
like twelve of them in the world. We got to
see one of those, and we got to see the
little old lady that freaking works on it. Grinding to
the Natural History Museum. They took us behind the scenes
and showed us some really cool stuff. It's like a

(07:12):
like a library of fossils that they don't show everybody else.
It's like you go to the shoe store and they're like,
maybe we have it in the back, and it was
like all the fossils.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Back there are sid big fossil guy had.

Speaker 7 (07:23):
The the career like field guy that goes and finds them.
Talking to us about it was pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
They did have some I they did.

Speaker 7 (07:38):
Why were fossils on my mind? I don't know, because
they're cool. When aren't fossils on your mind?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I'm dead?

Speaker 5 (07:45):
I mean I think about fossils all the time.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Is that the New Roman Empire?

Speaker 5 (07:49):
I think?

Speaker 7 (07:49):
So?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
You know, they open up Quarterback with Joe Burrow playing
the piano. Now I was really lucky I got to
interview him last year and he had talked about playing
the piano and how he does it as a way
to work on his wrist after he got that injury.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yeah, you had Baltimore.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
You had one on one conversation with him about that, right,
just about an hour of just one on one time
with Joe Burrow.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
I'm like, I need that again.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
But you asked him about the He brought up the
piano thing to you.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Right, he brought up the piano thing. He brought up
the fashion thing. We see a lot of his family
in Quarterback and how he would spend his spare time
growing up, hanging out with his mom. They watched American
Idol and Biggest Loser a lot. He's a big fan
of those two shows.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Oh my god, I know.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
I have a clip of the piano moment here.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
I can always wanted to learn how to play the pianos.
I thought it was cool, but then really had an
excuse to do it. I figure to help with the
wrist a little bit. Whether it does or it doesn't,
I don't know what it could.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
I wonder what songs he's playing up in that house.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
I think he's keeping it pretty basic. Maybe Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
We know he's not a Tailor fan. Well, not that
he's not, he just didn't go to the show.

Speaker 7 (08:59):
You know.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
It's very self taught too. He just looks up some
YouTube videos and he.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Doesn't have an instructor.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
I think he had worked with somebody for a little bit,
but kind of from there, just watches a little bit
of YouTube.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
I know he's really smart, really really smart guy.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
The other big trending moment, one of the last ones
we'll get to, is the break in.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
I'm not that far in.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Okay, I'm five episodes in, so I haven't hit the
break and stuff.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
I'm gonna try to hit that up tonight.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I'm gonna play a quick clip then for you because
he does address it.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
I walked into the locker room pumped fired. Enough about
the wind and then.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
If he has breaking news somebody tried to break into
Joe Burrow's house.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
When you're on cloud nine, something's gonna bring you right
back down. I just felt like the kind of year
there was.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
You know, this is a common thread that I've noticed
in some of these clips is that we were feeling
that as fans on the outside in Cincinnati that this
is the type of.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Year we're having.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, they were also feeling it too, because it's brought
up a bunch of times.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah, it's wild stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
The break in though, it's we know that Joe Burrow
is a really, really private guy, and I remember his
first press conference after that break and he told media
He's like, look, I feel like my privacy has been
violated in more ways than one, and I don't want.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
To talk about it.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
So I respect that about him. And yeah, I'm sure
he's still trying to recover from that. I'm sure he
thinks about it every day. It's scary.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
You'll notice when you watch that episode, just from the
clip that I observed here that he said, you know,
it was very humble about it, in the sense of
they just took a few like a little bit of
jewelry this and that, not that big of a deal.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
It asked him, though, will you move? He's like, I
don't know. Now everyone knows where I live.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
And I think that everyone's going to know where he
lives no matter where he goes, right.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
He is a yeah, I will find out for us, no.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
But he isn't a really really good neighborhood, gated community.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
I mean, now we know that.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
These guys they you know, went through all of the
ways to get through the whatever, the woods and everything.
It's it's absolutely insane. But but I think he'll end
up saying.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Can you know that scene from Bride'smaids where the two
of them are doing like calisthetics in that workout. They're
doing that workout in that park when everyone else is
in like paid for the class and they get the
free work out. That's us at Joe Burrow in Joe
Burrow's neighborhood, like doing crunches behind the tree.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Just trying to grab a glimpse.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I'm dead.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Okay, coming up around seven thirty, let's sing Taylor tickets
up in Dayton if you want, I'm stamping your since
the summer passport again. It's up in date and you
will need the keyword Joe Burrow.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
I have a lot of respect for what Taylor Swift
has done with her career. I can't say that I'm
listening to too much Taylor Swift on the speakers and
the headphones.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
You're waking up with Tiff in the more seven one
Good morning. I'm hoping you have a keyword for me. Yeah,
the keyword is Joe Burrow.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Congratulations, I'm sending you to let sing Taylor.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I'm stamping your sincey summer passport. Stop it. H congratulations.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh my gosh, what's your name and what neighbor aread
you waking up with me?

Speaker 4 (12:17):
And my name is Brittany and I am calling from Hamilton, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Oh, I was just in Hamilton on Sunday at Plubbs
for the first time.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Delicious, Yeah, delicious. I'm out on this whole ice cream
tour this summer.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Okay, did you get one of their cyclones?

Speaker 7 (12:33):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Because I wanted a twist, so I got a soft
served chocolate.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Vanilla with a healthy dose of rainbow sprinkles. Okay, okay,
sounds like my baby's order.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Delicious.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well, I appreciate you waking up with tip in the
morning every day.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Well, no, thank you.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
It makes my ride the work much more entertaining. Thanks,
my gal.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
You know that the new Roman Empire these days is
now boys thinking about fossils, According to Joe.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Burrow, I believe it. Why were fossils on my mind?

Speaker 7 (13:05):
I don't know, because they're cool When aren't fossils on
your mind?

Speaker 5 (13:10):
All right?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
If you took an l on these, I'll continue to
stamp your Sincy Summer passport throughout the morning with your
shot to win Cashia tickets at eight thirty. Hey, speaking
of ice cream, if you're a visual person, you could
take a peek at the tiff to F's potter like
the Wizard.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
It's the number one thing in my stories right now.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I have my very own celebrity Sunday with Aglamesis. I've
been out on this ice cream adventure and journey over
the last week or so and they said, come on in,
make a Sunday for National Sunday Day. So it's called
the Morning mic Drop. And it's got this like tangy
tart Sherbert. It's called Champagne Sherbert from Aglameses with a

(13:50):
drizzle of hot fudge.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
And you would think that combo's weird until you try it.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
And then it's got coffee homemade coffee whipped cream and
a very healthy dosing of rainbow springs because I needed
to be crunchy. So if you didn't get a chance
to peek at it, go ahead and check my stories
and then you can pop into an Aglemesis at any
time to have it. Well, I guess for a limited time,
but I'd love for you to have it all right.
It's never too early for ice cream. In the meantime,

(14:14):
we're commercial for you. We're about two songs out from
Three Things. I'll have more Joe Burrow clips for.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
You, Glynn.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
You need to know she's got you.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
It's three Things with tiff On Kiss.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Major concert announcement from when we get there married just
before eight o'clock on July ninth, eight thirty. I'm stamping
your since summer passport with a pair of Kesha tickets,
so don't go far. She's going to be in the
Tri State next week. Okay, before we get to the
concert announcement, let's start off with Joe Burrow. The man
is front and center in the Quarterback Show Season two.
Netflix came out two days ago. The clips have taken

(14:46):
over the internet. I've played a bunch on the show
so far, but I did come across this story about
Joe Burrow that I thought you might like.

Speaker 8 (14:53):
We got this note about Joe Burrow when he was
nine years old. He was playing on an AAU basketball
team and his team was down by eight points with
thirty seconds ago. The coach said, we kind of thought
it was over. Then Burrow scored nine straight points, including
seven straight free throws, to give the team to win.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
And his coach was.

Speaker 8 (15:07):
Also a sociology professor at Ohio University, and after the
game he went to Burrow's parents that I just want
you to know that Joe has the kind of qualities
you find and first responders, policemen and serial offenders. In
other words, his blood pressure doesn't change whether he's cutting
the lawn or pulling people out of a building. I
say this because I work with people and I do

(15:27):
sociology on crime. Thank god he's not using his talents
for bad because he could be the next dexter.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
He is a stone Colt killer that's.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Insane, but he uses it on the football field. So
catch the second season and let me know what your
thoughts are. I don't have a Netflix password, okay, so
I won't be watching it. I just keep seeing the
clips second in and it's because they stopped the password
sharing and I haven't.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Committed second and three things you need to know this morning.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
We have a new concert coming to Sincia, America's River
Roots Festival.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Maybe you've scrolled past this on social or not.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Hitting the Tri State Friday, October tenth, Maren Morris, Weezer,
Mountjoy and a few others, or at least these are
the initial acts that have been announced. We'll come to
the Tri State. Apparently this is new to me. The
Ohio River Roots Festival is a celebration of Inland river
culture and heritage and will happen along the banks of

(16:19):
the Ohio River in Covington, Cincinnati, and Newport this October
as the US celebrates it's two hundred and fiftieth anniversary.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
There you go, all right, Then, lastly, in.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Three things you need to know this morning, I was
under the impression that the TSA requirements would just slowly
start to shift. But no, if you didn't hear this,
you no longer need your shoes, need to take your
shoes off if you're going through regular security at CVG
that started yesterday when the announcement was made.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
That is three things you need to know for.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
The ninth of July coming up at eight oh five,
where we're always commercial free.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
But I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Stamp your since the summer passport of a thirty with
Kesha tickets.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Uncle Far, good morning,
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