Lying to Toddlers

Have you ever told a white lie to a toddler? 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Because you're waking up in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Kiss, don't lie and say you've never lied before. Don't
do it. Don't do it. Okay, this is where you
come to be yourself on the show every day. The
most unhinged lies you've told your toddler Cincy, Northern Kentucky, Indiana,

(00:24):
I want to hear. I'll read a few from this
reddit threat.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
You can only watch cartoons in cars. That's why they're
called cartoons. This one had me in tears. I used
Google Translate English to English and I type something like
the park is closed today due to a fire, and
then play the little microphone so Siri says it out
loud when I tell my daughter, I'm calling the park

(00:49):
to see if it's open. Oh my god. Every person
has their own swear, so if you hear a grown
up say one, it's theirs, and you can't use it.
You have to make up your own words. We can't

(01:09):
watch Baby Shark at bedtime or night because of child
labor laws. When the ice cream truck plays music, it
really just means that they're out of ice cream. I'm
in tears. I heard the ice cream truck last night.
By the way, I was like, man, it's been a
minute since I've heard it must be out of music.
Five when three seven four nine one oh seven one?

(01:32):
The most unhinged lie you tell you're toddler? Also talk
back with Tiff on iHeartRadio. The microphone is in the
top right hand corner. I don't necessarily think I was
a toddler when this one was burned into my brain.
But we were neh eh eh eh eh Burr allowed
to use the overhead light in the car while our
parents were driving. Ever, I mean we'd go to jail.

(01:55):
Good morning. You're waking up with TIF in the morning
on Kiss one o seven one. What are the unhinged
it lies you once told.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Or are telling you're toddler?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Hey Chians, how are you this morning?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm sleepy, but I'm good. My girl Happy Friday.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
So the unhitched kid story, My son was about three
and we were at the mall. If Bilda beer was
there and I just didn't have it at the time.
So we walked in and he's like a big eyed
and all the build of bears are unstucked when we
first walked in, and unfortunately I could all look, you're
all broken. I guess we'll have to come back to
the mother time because he like he walked right back out.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
So I mean, it's just it is what it is.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
How do you feel about lying to your toddler?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Not great, but like you come on in fifth a moment.
Now he's twenty one and he still remembers that. Oh,
we gonna laugh about it all the time.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
What's your name? When neighborlready waking up with me and.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'm Lynn in Blanchester, Lynn.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Thank you for the call. My best friend Ashley sometimes
is like, shoot, am I eating a core memory for
them and not knowing it if you're walking into the conversation.
I read this Reddit thread of lies that parents have
told their kids. The one with Siri had me in tears.
Good morning, You're on the air.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
So much anymore. But I had two under two for
a little while, and so I would go to the
grocery store with them when they were toddler age, and
they wanted the car carts every single time. Sure, if
you've ever driven one of those, they're the worst and
the cart space is awful. And so I used to
tell them that if they were outside the grocery store.
They were waiting for the car wash and we weren't

(03:33):
allowed to use them. If you ever go to the
grocery store, they're always outside the grocery store.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh I oho, a bummer. They're lined up to get
SuDS up. What's your name?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
What neighborhood you in, Lauren, I'm in Northern Ensecutives.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Thank you so much for the call, Lor and I
appreciate you. These are good, These are good all right?
If you, like I said, if you can't let it
out here on the show, where are you gonna let
it out? Two songs from now, we're going to dive
into the three things you need to know to get
your day started. In sincey New Music Friday, Baby Miley's
on her way to save summer.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
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