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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Because you're waking up like fifth in the morning. Kiss
let us one, all right?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
If it cost a quarter, but it gives you food poisoning,
is that's still a deal?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Or talking about the unhinged things your dad has purchased
at a yard sale, go back into your memory archives
think think about the things, the weird things that your
dad or maybe someone in your life has done that
is just so them and it's unique to them, feels
normal to them. But any outsider, if you were to
(00:34):
explain this to them, they'd be like that person's cuckoo.
I get a voice note from my sister and if
you're actually you know, I can play it on the
air if you're comfortable with the audio quality being not
that great. This is the voice note I got on Monday.
It had me in tears.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Situated, so he decided to say that is good. Second
thing I wanted to let you know he apparently found
a good deal on Ketchup at a yard sale, because
I got in my car this morning and there were
two Ketchup bottles from.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Your dad that he purchased at a yard sale.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Do let me know later that.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It was a the deal couldn't pass.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
It up, so all good things on the hometime love you.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Did.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm hoping that he's still asleep and is not going
to catch this portion of the show.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
But are you kid? Dad? Come on, I could see
it now. It's so my dad.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
There's a table out on some yard sale and some
family had some sort of graduation cookout in the past.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Who knows, it could have.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Been this season, it could have been sixteen seasons ago,
and so they were like, Wow, let's just throw this
ketchup on the table and see if someone will buy it.
How often are you going through a bottle of ketchup?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
If you're not having a cookout and you're not.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Having a graduation party or some sort of celebration, It'll
take you about two to three years to go through
a single bott of bottle of ketchup at the house,
unless you have kids that put it on everything said.
I'm like, Dad, what do you what do we need
yard sale ketchup for?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
This is why you're a hoarder.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
My sister doesn't want yard sale ketchup that she found
that you found on a table in some stranger's house,
that you put.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
In her car.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I'm dead, ah five one, three, seven nine, one O
seven one, or talk back with Tiff. Whi's the most
dad thing that your dad has ever done? Good morning,
You're waking up with Tiff in the morning on a kiss?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
One oh seven one. We'll get right to our phone lines. High.
You're on the air.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Hi. When I was younger, we were getting off the
school bus one time and there was a pickup truck
parked in front of our house with a freezer in
the back of it, and our mom was buying steaks
for us as a family.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Hey like mobile steaks, like a says steak delivery service.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
No, just like a regular Ford Ranger with a white
ice chest in the back.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Were they stolen? Nobody knows.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Mom got a good deal on some stinks.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Why does that generation love a good deal?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Very funny.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
What's your name? What neighborhood you wake up with? Men?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Katie and I'm waking up in fort right, Katie?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Do you are you like a Costco membership person a
bulk buyer?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Okay, okay, because I feel like that is a similar
I don't bulk buy, but that's because I live in
a small place and it's just me.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Okay. I was curious. Thank you, Katie. I appreciate the call.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I appreciate you, Gal, if you're just walking into the conversation,
great timing. My sister left me a voice note yesterday
that my dad bought two bottles of ketchup from a
yard sale, and I'm like, if it gives you food poisoning,
is it still a good deal?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Dad?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Did we really need that or did we.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
You're waking up with Tiff in the morning on one
O seven one, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm hoping you have a keyword for me.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Oh yeah, the keyword is catch up.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Congratulations, gallup, stamp in your Sincy summer passport.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
You're going to the art museum.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Yay?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Thank you? What's your name? What neighborhood? You waking up
with me in.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Pate and I'm calling from Covington.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Well, thank you so much for listening to Tiff in
the morning.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah, I listen like every morning on the way home.
I do night.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I appreciate you. Okay, you're getting ready to go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You know, we were just talking about the unhinged things
that are very unique to our parents, that you know
that are just weird, but it's them. My dad bought
ketchup from a yard sale. What about yours?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
I don't so. I don't know how my mom managed it,
but at one point when I was younger, she managed
to get like an entire crate of like the government
supplement food from like the nineties or eighties or something,
and she still cooks.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It no like an MRI. Isn't that what they're calling?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Not the no like the government cheese, And then like
that big can of just like generic shredded pork.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh what I need to google this government cheese.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
It's the thing like before before snap, I think it
was like the it would actually be like a food
that would come in.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
That is crazy. I am. I'm looking. I got look
at this can of pulled pork. How long does that last?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I need no idea.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'm pretty sure that apocalypse fruit.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I am so glad that you caught this segment and
that you called in that we had a chance to
chit chat.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'm dying. I appreciate that. Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I'm never gonna forget the image. Just google pull government
pulled pork. Just google image that.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
If you took an L on this, I'm gonna stamp
your Sincy summer passport at eight thirty with.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Your shot to get on the Cincinnati Tiki boat, so
I hoped, I hope to catch you.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Then in the meantime, we're still commercial free, and we're
not far off from the three things you need to
know