September 23, 2025 • 8 mins
You ever come home from a big shopping trip only to realize something’s missing from your haul? That just happened to me at HomeGoods — I swear I bought it, but now I’m second-guessing everything. Did I drop it? Did the store forget to bag it? Or did I just imagine buying it? We dive into the mystery of the missing item, and hear your best “lost in transit” stories.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're waking up with fifth in the morning. H kiss
one O seven one, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Where is the weirdest place that you have found something
that you lost? Trunk, fridge, backseat, kids, toy box, your dog,
ate it? Because I need some ideas on where to
start looking for this lost item. Shopping is the keyword
you're going to need to win the Land of Illusion
tickets coming up around seven thirty ish this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I can't tell if.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm having a Tiffany a classic Tiffany neurodivergent moment, or
if Home Goods is gaslight me right now. But I
am questioning everything. So you'll understand this. I know you will.
Yesterday was the first official day of fall, and I said,
(00:50):
you know what, here's what I want to do. And
it's also started raining, so this really adds to the story.
I went and I got my nails, and I went
with a maroon. By the way, ladies, nice maroon. I
go into Home Goods, I go in to TJ Max.
I don't typically like clutter, and so to me, sometimes
decorations can be cluttery unless they're done correctly. So I said,
(01:11):
you know what, if you're gonna there's no better time
than to buy yourself a pumpkin and maybe a fall candle.
And you know when I worked up the courage to
do that, I picked out a few items candle, a pumpkin,
a little sign for the kitchen. Then I came across
these three little ghosts, these cute little ghost.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Batches, and they said, too cute to spook. I said,
you know what, I said, you're right, You're right, I.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Am too cute to spook. I'm gonna buy this. I
buy all the items. Then I take them from TJ
Max and I said, well, home Goods is right next door.
You know where I am right, I'm at Rook I'm
at ROOKLND. I bring all the items with me. It's
like two bags into home Goods because you got to
carry you know this, when you go shopping, you just
(01:55):
keep you just keep all your bags with you, and
you carry all those bags at one time into the house.
I'd rather break my fingers than make two trips. So
it's kind of the same mentality. I'm in Home Goods,
I find, you know, an item that I want, But
then of course I'm neurodivergent and I realize, oh no,
I have a meeting in three minutes. So I put
my item back. I go out to my car, I
(02:17):
take the meeting. I come back from my car, buy
the item. I go home. I drop all my items.
I go off and I do something else with my day.
I come back now, get ready for this.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's raining.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
At five point thirty pm last night, I bought a
new fall candle. I used a match to light that
fall candle, which made me feel so reach Okay, I
put on Harry Potter one. I lit up my candlesticks.
I mean we're having a full moment. This is called
leaning in. All I need right now to ruin it
(02:50):
is a wet zin on the ground, if you know
you know. So, I've got everything except for the one
item with the three ghosts. I cannot find it anywhere,
and I live in a small apartment too cute to spook.
Can't find her. I call Home Goods. Home Gooods said no,
it's not here. And now I don't know what to
do because I have searched my car, I've searched my apartment,
(03:13):
and I know I'm divergent, like could I have put
this somewhere?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Where? Should I look?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Where is the weirdest place that you have found a
lost shopping item because I need some inspo five one
three seven nine, one oh seven one. Good morning, Good morning.
We're a little unhinged this morning, per us. You will
need the keyword shopping for the Land of Illusion. Tickets
coming up here in three minutes or some Hi, you're
(03:37):
waking up with tip in the morning on Kiss one
oh seven one.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
You're on the air. What are your suggestions?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Could you check the trash.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I dug through the trash and there was an old
wet chicken thing in there, and now I feel I
feel ill, I feel ill.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeahy?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Thank you for the call. I appreciate you. Thank you.
Kiss one o seven one, Good morning, Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Hi. I was thinking I've definitely said my things away before.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So I would start checking in the trash. Okay, second trash.
What's your name? Kay? Jay?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Thank you so much for the call. If you're just
walking into the conversation for the first time. This morning,
I went shopping for some cute fall a ms at
home goods and I cannot find one of them. For
the life of me. I've called the store, I've looked
in the car, and I can't tell if I'm just
having a neurodivergent tiffany moment. I'm gonna find this thing
in the laundry basket or if it's missing forever.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So what are your where are your.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Recommendations on where I should look? Good morning, you're on
the air.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Your morning tip. It's Dame from west Chester.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
My guy, it's been a minute.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
You good it hads it had? I my work hours
changed a little bit. I'm goid to be driving to
work to like nine and I'm like barely missing yokes.
So I have had an on site this morning. Had
to call in.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Okay, what do we got where? Welcome back? What's up?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Have you checked your receipt?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Okay, so I have the receipt. I'm looking at it
right now. It says too cute to spook seven ninety
nine and granted, Dane, this thing was only eight dollars, Like,
I could really let it go, but I feel insane,
Like do I call them again? Do I go back
and search the store on my own? Or is that
a little Karen?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
And well, typically my stuff ends up in the car,
so that would be my next step, but I I
would call it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I don't know, you gotta hit it you know what
I mean, Zane, You're right, it is much.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Call him again until until that INSes scratch. Girls, you
do you and you you gotta you gotta get.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That all right? Well, thank you, I mean in so
many ways, you're right. Thank you so much. I hope
you have a wonderful day in Westchester. It's good to
hear your boy, because you're waking up with Siff in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
All right, If you have the keyword that I mentioned
and you want to go to Land of Illusion, go
ahead and start dialing five and three seven, four, nine
seven one.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I'm looking for caller number ten.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I am begging for your forgiveness, and I appreciate your patients.
Sometimes on my show, I did want to get these
tickets out to you a couple of minutes ago, and
I've gotten some DMS on it and calls, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
But I'm the only one that runs TIFF in the morning.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
It's just me fielding the calls in answering the talkbacks,
et cetera. So sometimes I get wrapped up and doing
one while I'm doing the other. Sometimes it delays my
timing a little bit. So just to take you behind
the curtain a little. I do appreciate your patients. We
are in the midst of talking about where I look
for this lost item. I went to home Goods yesterday
(06:34):
and I cannot find one of the items.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I've called looked at my.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Car, my AirPods a couple of weeks ago, and I
can't find them anywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
And I've tried my room, my purse, my living room.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
My car, like all of the possible places that they
could be, and I cannot find them anywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
So my thought is I possibly they possibly fell out
of my person.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I think I ran them over, like quite honestly, because
it's they're not in those four places.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
That they should be, then I don't know where they are.
And I am Faith from Batavia, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, Faith from Batavia, Ohio. Thank you, I was in
Batavia that longom. Thank you for the talkback with Tiff.
I appreciate you contributing the microphones in the top right
hand corner of the iHeart app If you too want
to jump in on this, where's the weirdest place that
you found something you lost? Because I need some inspiration,
I'll where to find this Halloween decoration that I bought
yesterday for the first day of fall. All right, hopefully
(07:25):
you have a little hint as to what the keyword
was based off of that conversation. I do have one
more open phone line five win three seven four nine
one O seven one.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
If you want to go to Land of Illusion, good
luck and you're.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Waking up with Tiff in the morning on Kiss one
O seven to one, good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I'm hoping you have a keyword for me shopping. Congratulations,
you got the keyword. You're going to Land of Illusion?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yes, Beck, Yeah, first day of fall yesterday, So get
out there and enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And it definitely was very fall like.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, which I watched Terry Potter and lit a fall
candle last night.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
That is the person I mean right in it rain.
You get it.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'm so glad you get it. Not everyone gets it,
but you got it. What's your name? What neighborhood are
you in? Clarissa and Amelia Clarissa like explains it all absolutely.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh. I also love that you get it. Okay, Well,
thank you for listening to Tiff in the morning. You know,
walk out, I listen.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I try to listen everyone.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I appreciate that
You're waking up with fifth in the morning. H kiss
one O seven one, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Where is the weirdest place that you have found something
that you lost? Trunk, fridge, backseat, kids, toy box, your dog,
ate it? Because I need some ideas on where to
start looking for this lost item. Shopping is the keyword
you're going to need to win the Land of Illusion
tickets coming up around seven thirty ish this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I can't tell if.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm having a Tiffany a classic Tiffany neurodivergent moment, or
if Home Goods is gaslight me right now. But I
am questioning everything. So you'll understand this. I know you will.
Yesterday was the first official day of fall, and I said,
(00:50):
you know what, here's what I want to do. And
it's also started raining, so this really adds to the story.
I went and I got my nails, and I went
with a maroon. By the way, ladies, nice maroon. I
go into Home Goods, I go in to TJ Max.
I don't typically like clutter, and so to me, sometimes
decorations can be cluttery unless they're done correctly. So I said,
(01:11):
you know what, if you're gonna there's no better time
than to buy yourself a pumpkin and maybe a fall candle.
And you know when I worked up the courage to
do that, I picked out a few items candle, a pumpkin,
a little sign for the kitchen. Then I came across
these three little ghosts, these cute little ghost.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Batches, and they said, too cute to spook. I said,
you know what, I said, you're right, You're right, I.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Am too cute to spook. I'm gonna buy this. I
buy all the items. Then I take them from TJ
Max and I said, well, home Goods is right next door.
You know where I am right, I'm at Rook I'm
at ROOKLND. I bring all the items with me. It's
like two bags into home Goods because you got to
carry you know this, when you go shopping, you just
(01:55):
keep you just keep all your bags with you, and
you carry all those bags at one time into the house.
I'd rather break my fingers than make two trips. So
it's kind of the same mentality. I'm in Home Goods,
I find, you know, an item that I want, But
then of course I'm neurodivergent and I realize, oh no,
I have a meeting in three minutes. So I put
my item back. I go out to my car, I
(02:17):
take the meeting. I come back from my car, buy
the item. I go home. I drop all my items.
I go off and I do something else with my day.
I come back now, get ready for this.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's raining.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
At five point thirty pm last night, I bought a
new fall candle. I used a match to light that
fall candle, which made me feel so reach Okay, I
put on Harry Potter one. I lit up my candlesticks.
I mean we're having a full moment. This is called
leaning in. All I need right now to ruin it
(02:50):
is a wet zin on the ground, if you know
you know. So, I've got everything except for the one
item with the three ghosts. I cannot find it anywhere,
and I live in a small apartment too cute to spook.
Can't find her. I call Home Goods. Home Gooods said no,
it's not here. And now I don't know what to
do because I have searched my car, I've searched my apartment,
(03:13):
and I know I'm divergent, like could I have put
this somewhere?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Where? Should I look?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Where is the weirdest place that you have found a
lost shopping item because I need some inspo five one
three seven nine, one oh seven one. Good morning, Good morning.
We're a little unhinged this morning, per us. You will
need the keyword shopping for the Land of Illusion. Tickets
coming up here in three minutes or some Hi, you're
(03:37):
waking up with tip in the morning on Kiss one
oh seven one.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
You're on the air. What are your suggestions?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Could you check the trash.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I dug through the trash and there was an old
wet chicken thing in there, and now I feel I
feel ill, I feel ill.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeahy?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Thank you for the call. I appreciate you. Thank you.
Kiss one o seven one, Good morning, Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Hi. I was thinking I've definitely said my things away before.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So I would start checking in the trash. Okay, second trash.
What's your name? Kay? Jay?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Thank you so much for the call. If you're just
walking into the conversation for the first time. This morning,
I went shopping for some cute fall a ms at
home goods and I cannot find one of them. For
the life of me. I've called the store, I've looked
in the car, and I can't tell if I'm just
having a neurodivergent tiffany moment. I'm gonna find this thing
in the laundry basket or if it's missing forever.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So what are your where are your.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Recommendations on where I should look? Good morning, you're on
the air.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Your morning tip. It's Dame from west Chester.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
My guy, it's been a minute.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
You good it hads it had? I my work hours
changed a little bit. I'm goid to be driving to
work to like nine and I'm like barely missing yokes.
So I have had an on site this morning. Had
to call in.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Okay, what do we got where? Welcome back? What's up?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Have you checked your receipt?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Okay, so I have the receipt. I'm looking at it
right now. It says too cute to spook seven ninety
nine and granted, Dane, this thing was only eight dollars, Like,
I could really let it go, but I feel insane,
Like do I call them again? Do I go back
and search the store on my own? Or is that
a little Karen?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
And well, typically my stuff ends up in the car,
so that would be my next step, but I I
would call it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I don't know, you gotta hit it you know what
I mean, Zane, You're right, it is much.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Call him again until until that INSes scratch. Girls, you
do you and you you gotta you gotta get.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That all right? Well, thank you, I mean in so
many ways, you're right. Thank you so much. I hope
you have a wonderful day in Westchester. It's good to
hear your boy, because you're waking up with Siff in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
All right, If you have the keyword that I mentioned
and you want to go to Land of Illusion, go
ahead and start dialing five and three seven, four, nine
seven one.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I'm looking for caller number ten.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I am begging for your forgiveness, and I appreciate your patients.
Sometimes on my show, I did want to get these
tickets out to you a couple of minutes ago, and
I've gotten some DMS on it and calls, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
But I'm the only one that runs TIFF in the morning.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
It's just me fielding the calls in answering the talkbacks,
et cetera. So sometimes I get wrapped up and doing
one while I'm doing the other. Sometimes it delays my
timing a little bit. So just to take you behind
the curtain a little. I do appreciate your patients. We
are in the midst of talking about where I look
for this lost item. I went to home Goods yesterday
(06:34):
and I cannot find one of the items.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I've called looked at my.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Car, my AirPods a couple of weeks ago, and I
can't find them anywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
And I've tried my room, my purse, my living room.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
My car, like all of the possible places that they
could be, and I cannot find them anywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
So my thought is I possibly they possibly fell out
of my person.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I think I ran them over, like quite honestly, because
it's they're not in those four places.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
That they should be, then I don't know where they are.
And I am Faith from Batavia, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, Faith from Batavia, Ohio. Thank you, I was in
Batavia that longom. Thank you for the talkback with Tiff.
I appreciate you contributing the microphones in the top right
hand corner of the iHeart app If you too want
to jump in on this, where's the weirdest place that
you found something you lost? Because I need some inspiration,
I'll where to find this Halloween decoration that I bought
yesterday for the first day of fall. All right, hopefully
(07:25):
you have a little hint as to what the keyword
was based off of that conversation. I do have one
more open phone line five win three seven four nine
one O seven one.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
If you want to go to Land of Illusion, good
luck and you're.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Waking up with Tiff in the morning on Kiss one
O seven to one, good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I'm hoping you have a keyword for me shopping. Congratulations,
you got the keyword. You're going to Land of Illusion?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yes, Beck, Yeah, first day of fall yesterday, So get
out there and enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And it definitely was very fall like.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, which I watched Terry Potter and lit a fall
candle last night.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
That is the person I mean right in it rain.
You get it.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'm so glad you get it. Not everyone gets it,
but you got it. What's your name? What neighborhood are
you in? Clarissa and Amelia Clarissa like explains it all absolutely.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh. I also love that you get it. Okay, Well,
thank you for listening to Tiff in the morning. You know,
walk out, I listen.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I try to listen everyone.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I appreciate that
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