April 7, 2025 • 32 mins
Tim Brooke and Tuck drafted cold hearted country lyrics Also 20 percent of people think they can outrun this jungle animal and how Brooke is handling Dukes flameout from the NCAA Tournament Listen to the full Tim and Brooke Show from Monday April 7 2025 on KNIX radio Phoenix
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From those Sanders and Ford studios. This is one O
two five K and I x FN Phoenix and I
Heart Country station and make us the number one preset
on your car radio and on the free do it improved.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I heard radio ads here we are on the seventh
of April, and I'm Tim. She's Brooke. Hello, there's talk
and uh, Brook, you doing okay this morning? I I
kind of left you alone, knowing that you were probably
grieving over what happened to your team on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
That was awful. Yeah, it was terrible. We were up
six with thirty seconds togo. I started looking up, Oh
what time's the final? Law be able to watch it?
Or will the kids be you know, still awake? Blah
blah blah, because how could you fumble that? Oh what
we did? And I woke up. So I put the
kids to bed in their Duke pjs. Yeah, I woke up,
(00:49):
they woke up. I took their pjs off, just put
them in the dirty clothes and threw them down because
I was so disgusted.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I mean, I've been I can relate to times. And
you know, the Cardinals lost in a heartbreaker in the
Super Bowl. Uh, the Diamondbacks you know got beat in
the World Series a few years ago. Uh, the Suns
were up two games to none on Milwaukee and then
ended up losing. I thought that was gonna be their
first championship in twenty one, and it is. It's devastating.
(01:17):
It's really it. I look back and I think it
shouldn't hurt you as much as it does. But was
it that kind of pain for you?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It was so painful as the best team we've had
in years, and watching the last two minutes was so stressful.
My exzema flared up so much that I had to
order myself some beef tallow.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
That's what I did because someone someone I was like,
my ezema can't handle this.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And so I know eighteen eighty three and.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
They say it's supposed to help the exzema.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay, well we'll find out how coming up and uh
find out why you weren't, in fact, at the Third
Eyed Blind concert, because that's where you were. I thought
you were just sitting there going dude, dude, dude too. Dude,
got some big shot birthdays here on the seventh of April.
This guy is in Gosh a lot of macho movies
(02:06):
where he's a gladiator. In fact, he was in the
original Gladiator. Oh Russell Crow, Russell Crowe. I saw him
on Letterman. I was at the show that night when
he showed up having thrown his cell phone at like
some hotel clerk, and he had answer for his first
public appearance. A lot of commotion about that.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh, by the way, my husband told me he'd never
seen Gladiator. Really, yes, he grew up in a different country. Man,
I don't understand what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Was it God's country?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
It was Portland?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So yeah, I think that's about the there's not I mean,
Jackie chan oh this one not Hall? But and Oates?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Wait did they still have a restraining order against each other?
Or do Hall got the restraining order against Oats Oates?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I don't know what Oates did that made Hall say
I can't go for that, but he did.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
And how old are they?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I mean, you need Oats is old. He's seventy seven, right.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
And he's going to I'm attack you. You need a restraining order.
It's problematic.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Car Wield's a mean cane, I guess. So they made
a couple of jokes about Morgan Wallen on SNL. Do
you hear them.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Oh yeah, we're going to talk about it. Coming up
in today's top Stories.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It's Tim and Brook on a Monday one on two
five k n i X. There is Tucker's celebrity crush,
Kelsey Ballerini. Hey Chucker, and we're Tim and Brook. Did
you see Megan Maroney to the show in her hometown
of Athens, Georgia? And when the show was over, she
looked out on the arena and it was covered, The
floor was covered. Everybody's gone, but the floor's covered in
(03:33):
blue and white confetti. So she ran out and started
to help sweep it up.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh that's nice of her.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, that's good. They're laughing at her because you know,
the whole arena floor is covered with confetti, and she's
just got a little broom, little tiny broom. So somebody
let her ride her there, like riding floor vacuum thing.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
That's gonna be really cool for artists doing a show
where you came from. Morgan Wallen said that his favorite walkout,
his favorite experience was Knoxville, Tennessee. And I think it's
a Nyland.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Stadium whatever's in Knoxville.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, And he says it's just magical. You grew
up there and then boom, you're in front of all
these people.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
With the checkered end zones.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, Tennessee Govalls.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And you know what song they play whenever they score?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Is it Rocky Top?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Rocky Top? It is beer day. So depending on the
kind of beer you drink, there is now a psychological
profile of you. Oh good, and Tuck is going to
share those with us coming up. I was driving down
the road central Phoenix. I saw a pair of cowboy
boots tied together, dangling from a wire like a power
wire over the intersection.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Oh that means gang activity, does it?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
But this is like a rodeo gang.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Definitely a rodeo gang.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, I read that. If there's a pair of tennis
shoes tied up there, the gangs have been up to something.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Now, how long ago did you read that? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
That's just always what I heard.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay, Well, if anybody is out there in a gang
and you're listening, could you confirm that? But I thought
about you and your takova as I thought, who would
waste a good pair of cowboy boots and fling them
over a wire like that?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
If the gangs were involved, they would sell those.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah yeah, all right, So it's Beer Day according to
you and Tuck, who is on our show of legal
drinking age, by the way, not immune from having a
sudsy amber every now and then. Yeah, yes, maybe not that.
But okay, what have you got for Beer Day?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
So we got a list of the favorite beers that
people drink and what it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Says about you. Okay, So first one is bud Light
means I wear kevlar around kid Rock. That's true. That's true.
He likes shooting up the bud Light there for a while.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Natural Light. I like the taste of mop water. Oh yeah,
I kind of agree with that one. Modello I'm going
to be deported. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
So, by the way, that became the most popular beer
in the world. When people stop buying bud Light, I
loved you.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah that's my husband. That's what he wants me to
buy him at Costco in the especialal or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yep, oh yeah, Heineken. I pop my collars and use
summer as a verb. Michelob Ultra. So these people know
the commercials that say you can drink beer without gaining weight.
That's a mikel of Ultra, you know, thing and it
says they believe it, that's why.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
They drink it.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
It is lighter Brooke this one because you like Blue Moon, right,
I do like if a bar fight breaks out, I'm
going to hide.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Absolutely, you will not catch me. Mixed in that I will.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Isn't the one you drink with an orange slice? Yeah, okay, No,
there's something in it that I'm terribly allergic to oranges, alcohol,
non wheat, some products I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
And last one is Corona. I've seen Kenny Chesney in
concert hundreds of times.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
True, that's right, And I'll just throw in a mention
for Corona premiere. I'm going to the K and I
Secret Show. Yeah, they're one of our partners for that,
all right. I like those Happy Beer Day everybody from
Tim and Brook Brook you're the lyricist of the show.
And I thought we would do a draft at seven
ten of the coldest single line lyrics in a country.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Song, not like Luke Calmb's Cold as You, but like
oh like a burn, like oh that was cold?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I listened to every lyric. If the song has great lyrics,
I'm all.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
In one tomic three choices Z Okay, you got Tim
and Brooke and Tuck and it's a three pick snake
style draft. We're selecting best single country lyrics. It could
be a line, could be a couplet, you know, two
lines next to each other that just are so cold,
(07:55):
just cold. You love these kinds of songs.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I love them. When I hear the verse, I'm gonna
go oh ouch.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, I love it and I draft, as always, is
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casino with Caesar's rewards. Well, I'm going to go with
one of the best signs song lyrics we've happened a
while from our guy, Mitchell Tenpenny truth about you. If
(08:24):
you quit telling lies about me, I won't tell the
truth about you. Yeah, it's things.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
That is really so good.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
That was on my list. Sore.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Okay, Tuk has the second pick. Yep, second pick.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Gotta go with Morgan wallin If I'm the problem, you
might be the reason.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, I use that in a fight with my husband.
I said it, and I still don't think he knows
it's a Morgan Walling lyric. I can't wait till he.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Finds out when he hears it, he's going to be like,
dang you, Brook, dang it, you don't fight fair. Alright,
what's your first pick? Brook?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Oh my gosh, those are my first two. Okay, I'm
gonna pick. And it didn't take him long to decide
that Earl had to die.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
He had to die, Earl has to die. That was
a great song, so good.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
So cold. I mean they killed a man.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, I mean that was kind of the Dixie Chicks
genesis of murder country.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I like some murder country. Nothing wrong with.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
That, right, all right, what's your next pick?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
My next pick is also some murder country. His fist
is big, but my gun's bigger. He'll find out when
I pulled the trigger. I love my mom and I
love that song, and we sing it together, and my
husband says, you guys scare me, honestly, the joy that
comes to you by singing this song. But yeah, if
(09:47):
you're gonna sorry, if you're gonna abuse a woman, you
got to go.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You got to go, all right, Tuck your next pick
of the coldest lines and country music.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Second pick going with my guy Morgan wall On again.
I ain't an angel, You ain't having sent.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh is that from the same song Nope, I Ain't
an Angel. Which song is that from?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
That is from?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Is this one? I think it's the one with Poe No?
Is its help?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Help?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah? You got meat thrown off there? Wait?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
No? All right, I'm going to turn. And this might
be a little hard for Tuck because he is such
a fan of Kelsey Ballerini. But when she and Morgan
Evans broke up and then he seemed like the nicest guy.
And then he played a song live and it was
a song called over for You. It was so sad
(10:44):
and cold. Yes, And so here's the line I've chosen
from that. He's singing to Kelsey Ballerini, how many times
did you say you loved me when it wasn't true?
I'm just wondering how long has it been over for you?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Then she did a response song.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah she did, she replied, She replied.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
And then said something like when you didn't take that
last fight to even come see me, that's when it
was over, Like old, yeah, we're fighting.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And then my last dis lyric from all people Walker Hayes,
when he got into the skirmish with Zach Bryan.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Remember, Yeah, that was that wasn't good.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
He says, Uh, I mean I could choose anything, no
hard feelings, because man, I'd be lying if I said
I never talked bleep about a radio record because I
thought mine was better. It's kind of funny, ought to
feel happy for any fool making money and he gets
into it with Zach. It's not the coldest lyrics, but
you know, it's just funny, like those two really have
(11:46):
a beef with each other.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, of all things, of all.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Things, all right, tuck your last pick, last pick.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Kind of funny that you mentioned Kelsey Bellerini and her
ex So I was going to use the lyric that
Brooke just said in response to yours, but because Brook
said it, I'm gonna change it and go different. Kelsey
beller any song. I bought the house with a fence,
enough room for some kids, a backyard for Dibbs.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Oh whoa you know who Dibbs is.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Dibbs is her dogs is the dog and that's how
she's moving on. Wow, yep, all right, all right, there's
got to be a cold one. Brooke.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Well, a part of me wanted to do Loretta aln
you ain't woman enough to take my man. Yeah, that's good,
but I'll just go with one of my favorites. Someday
I'll be living in a big old city and all
you'll ever be mean.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That's a great one. That is good.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I wish we could play that.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, I know, all right. We've got our picks there
for the coldest diss lyrics, coldest lines in a country song.
We'll have those for you on our Instagram here in
just two minutes, and you can tell us who you
thought had the best picks, and you know, chime in
with your own if you like. We're gonna try to
give you some post Malone tickets here in just a minute.
Get your brain on, get your celsius, get your you know,
(13:02):
whatever you got to do to get ready, because Brook's
going to have a brainbuster for you in just a minute.
One two five kni x Brook. I was so excited
yesterday my buddy Foo said, Hey, let's just go fishing.
So we got up early, drove up to Paysin and
then up to Woods Canyon Lake and it's just glorious
up there. They just reopened after having the winter off,
so there's lots of fish and they're hungry. Did you
(13:24):
catch any I caught two fish all day, but mostly
it's about just sitting there and talking to Foo all
day where there is no cell service none. They can't
you can't reach me when I'm up there. Yeah, and
that's good. But this happened. First of all, as soon
as we're setting up, there's still snow on the ground
around the lake, so we're sitting there in the snow.
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It's like thirty eight degrees. But then a bald eagle
flew over us, and it was like, this is a
blessed event, and he was hanging around the lake for
most of the day. But I went to take a
picture on my phone or take a video or something,
and a little alert came up saying would you like
(14:05):
to connect to a satellite since there's no service? So,
like I said, there's no bars, zero bars, obviously no
Wi Fi. And I'd heard that this was coming, but
I didn't really pay that close of attention. I have
AT and T service. I guess this is an AT
and T thing that they now have partnered with a
satellite company that when you're out of range of a
cell tower, you can still connect to a satellite and
(14:27):
either send messages or at least share your location and
so yeah, it said you want to connect, and I thought,
why not? So it makes you hold your phone up
into the sky until you find the right satellite somewhere
up there in space. It connects. It takes about fifteen seconds,
and then it gives you the option do you want
to send a message, do you want to share your location?
Do you need an emergency contact whatever. I didn't do
(14:50):
any of those things because I was afraid I was
going to get like an eight hundred dollars bill on
my next cell phone bill.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah. That makes me feel good though, because a lot
of times I go hiking, Yeah, I lose service or
I'm somewhere, you know, out of range, and that that's
a good thing to have.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, the I did look it up this morning. It
says for AT and T customers for two years, it's
going to be free and then it'll be like twenty
dollars a month if you want that option. And I
would assume it's coming to all the carriers.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
It has to probably. Now this makes me question, do
you share your location with anybody in your life, like
when you're when you have full service?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I have before, but I don't right now.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
No, huh, don't regularly. Yeah, okay, talk. Do you share
your location with anyone?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
I got it with like my mom, dad's sister, aunt, grandpa.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Okay, just those ones. That's about it, all right.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
So my husband and I share location, that's all. I
don't with my parents or anything. But I was with
a group of friends. We were all at the park,
We're having play dates, and they were talking about how
they all had each other's location, and I thought that
was what friends did. My friends did, and I thought
that was because Anna asked Riley like, oh, why were
you with the Mormon chure when? And I was like,
(16:01):
why were you at the Mormon church? And then they
were like, oh, I had to do this thing blah
blah blah. And I was like, wait, how'd you know? And
she's like, oh, we share location. And then I find
out that this is super common that everyone, all my
friends are sharing locations with other friends. And I'm just huh,
I'm just curious, why why are we doing this? I don't.
I don't share my location with anyone other than my husband,
(16:23):
not that I'm doing this is all. I'm going in
a triangle, target, Costco, and home right, that's all the
places I go, I'm not doing anything crazy or work.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I guess if you if you didn't show up to
work one morning and we had your location, we could
find out at least where your phone was.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, that's true, but I mean so could my my
husband has it.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I just don't know why anyone would need to know
my whereabouts.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I used to share it when I would drive for
Lyft or uber. I used to share it with the
con just so she'd know where I was.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Well. I used to do that when I used to
go on first dates uh huh with our old producer,
back before you were even here, Tom, and I used
to share my location just in case. You know.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Oh, that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Things went crazy, but it wasn't like continuous. It was
just for the the twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I'm wondering if people out there do share where they are.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah, other than your kids, your parents, your family, why
do you share a location with just a friend.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I wish they had it back when my kids first
got cell folks, because I didn't have that yet, So
glad they didn't. But now there's like a Microsoft app.
I'm sure there's others where you can find out what
if your kid says he's spos he's going to practice
here or a friend's house there, Like my kids were notorious.
I don't know if you did this. They go, I'm
going over to you know, Cindy's house. Okay, where does
(17:37):
she live? I don't know. Well, what are her parents' names?
I don't know. Like, okay, well, what do I tell
the police? You're just at Cindy's house somewhere in central Phoenix.
That's good.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Well, listen, we were. I grew up in the country,
and a lot of times we were in the middle
of the woods at a bonfire doing some you know,
things we probably shouldn't have been doing. I'm so glad.
I feel bad, almost bad for kids these days. They've
got ring doorbell cams. Yeah, you got life three sixty.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
It's easier to be a parent, yeah, probably because you
know where the kids are, But it's probably harder to
be a teenager because you have to really get creative.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah you do. Were you so you were when you
said you were out at these boondocks and these bonfires
or whatever? Is that where it happened with the duck
cleaning table?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Okay, I don't don't. I don't know her.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
If if you're new to the show, we'll get into
that maybe at some point we explained. But yeah, she
made out with somebody on a duck cleaning table at
some sort of out in the woods party and then
realized that there were duck parts on a duck cleaning table.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah, I mean it wasn't good.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
You get when you did Riley Green by the way,
the duck man. If I was single, you're gonna get some.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I would take some duck guts.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You're gonna get some duck gut. But we were talking
about people tracking each other with their phones. Now you
thought it's unusual, your friend, some of them track each
other throughout their day to day activity.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, they were like, oh no, snow, big deal. Everyone
does it.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Amy is on the line, and she is in a
group that they all keep track of each other's locations.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Hey, Amy, I use Life three sixty. Yeah, and I'm
I ride motorcycles and within the motorcycle community, we all
have Life three sixty so we're all on it.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Oh that's smart.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
In case, yeah, in case it breaks down, because it
had like crash detection and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
So yeah, but what if I'm in the group and
I'm like, hey, let's all go out and ride around,
have some fun, raise little hell. And you're like, no,
we're not going out tonight. And then I turn it
on and I find out you're all at the hideaway
and care free. Then what what happens?
Speaker 5 (19:42):
It has happened. Happened.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Okay, So you could be in a motorcycle group and
have hurt feelings. That's uh. What do you ride Amy
twenty one road? Gude? Yeah, obviously it floats your boat.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
You like nothing like some wind therapy. Let me tell you. Okay,
you had a stressful day and you know, either work
or life, and you just get on there and you
just start riding. It's heaven. It's stressful in the city
because of all the danger people paying attention to motorcyclists.
But once you're on that open road, like going out
to the Tucson, Wickenberg and Payson and all that is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
It's beautiful. You've got to get yourself a bike brook
life takes you stress it you get the exzema. Rather
than going and getting the tallow and rubbing animals fat
all over, you get on a Harley, get on a
Harley and hit the open road.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I'm not that much of a risk taker. Okay, well
it's just not for me, but I'm so glad it
brings people joy win therapy.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Amy. What does your bike sound like?
Speaker 5 (20:38):
It sounds like heaven.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
That's awesome, Thank you, Yeah, I appreciate y'all. All Right,
one more time? What's that like? I know it's Monday.
Maybe you're just shaking off the weekend, getting there work, school,
job site. But Brooke has a brainbuster for you, and
if you are correct, we've got tickets for you to
go see post.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Alone host Malone at State Farm Stadium. I cannot wait.
In is June twenty first.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
By the way, jelly Roll is pretty much opening act
everywhere else, but not here because Jelly Roll will be
performing at the Ohio State Buckeyes Stadium whatever they call that,
back there in Columbus that night.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Okay, so we'll keep you posted on who will be
opening up. But are you ready for the question?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Ye ask? It was the brainbuster?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Okay. Twenty seven percent of people are confident they can
outrun a crocodile in one hundred meter dash. Okay, twenty
percent of people believe they can outrun this animal. Oh okay,
First of all, do you think you can outrun a crocodile?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Well, the question is can I outlive a crocodile? Because
you said they live forever?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I said they don't die from eight old age. They
die from other things, like maybe a human or a peridative.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
If that was true, why aren't there more crocodiles in
like assisted living.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I don't know, but they do not biologically age. And
it's a fact. And if you are a zoologist, call us,
because I've been trying to tell these two and they
don't believe me.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
What lives longer a crocodile or a desert tortoise.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
A crocodile could, really he could, but the problem is
he gets too big for his environment, can't feed himself,
so he does die of starvation.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Okay, And we've we've debated this before. A crocodile and
an alligator. The way you tell him apart is one
of them says see you later and the other says
in a while. No, But I don't know which. So
is the faster of the two of the crocodile, I
don't know. Okayle run a crocodile. I guess there's one
way to find out, Chuck. I'm going to need you
to set that up with either the Phoenix Zoo or wildlife. Uh.
(22:37):
And the real question for you is what, dude?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Twenty seven percent?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Twenty seven percent of people think they cannot run a crocodile.
Twenty percent of people believe they could outrun this animal
in one hundred yard dash.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Okay, what is that animal? The twenty percent of people
think they could outrun in one hundred yard dash? Ca
and i Ax Brooks got a brain buster out and
she says, what is It's that most people? Twenty percent
of people said they could outrun an animal in one
hundred yard dash, and we got Pouli up first here
kne i X.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
That is not the right answer. That's the world's fastest animal, right.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I don't think anybody could out do Yeah, a chia.
Can you imagine how how many steps would you get
before a cheetah got you?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
No, I'm done. I mean the desert tortoise I.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Got Uh, this is Steven. What do you think it is?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
I think elephant?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
What'd you say? An elephant? An elephant? Do you think
you can outrun an elephant in a ton of yard as.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Oh, that is the correct answer.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Stephen, that's correct. Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Wow you're gonna go see post Malone? No, yes, I
don't think. I don't think I could run out run
an elephant.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I mean they've got to be slow starters, right, maybe
once they get going.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
I have a slow first step.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Okay, all right, thank you. Other people hanging on the line,
they knew it was going to be an elephant. I'd
never heard that before, Like does the ray how'd you
know that?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
So?
Speaker 5 (24:09):
I did Google and I don't know. I have an
Android and the Gemini is amazing.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Like it literally scrolls through all the AI stuff and
it's like, oh, here's the top answers we got.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Oh so tomorrow I'm going to ask something that you
can't google.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, no AI, no.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, I got to figure out something.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Okay, all right, we got more post Malone tickets all week.
Good morning from one oh two five? Can I I
know you didn't want me to talk about this, but
it's going to be one hundred and two by Thursday
and it's not even halfway through April.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
I just want to ignore it. Like if you don't
say it, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Okay, so that's just not what hot weather.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah, exactly, all right. You know Michelle Williams, not the
famous actress, but the third member of Destiny's Child.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Okay, so you add Beyonce. You had the one I
thought was gonna be the breakout star, Kelly Lan Kelly Rowland,
and then Michelle Williams sort of the first gotten Destiny right.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Very talented. But I bring her up because she shared
a picture that has gone viral. She was in first
class on an airplane and she sat beside somebody. She's
in like the looks like the aisle seat, and he
was at the window seat, and he had his foot,
his bare foot, kind of like up on the window
ew and she took a picture of it. And I
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just don't understand why people think they can just take
off their socks and shoes and just be barefoot and
not even like, okay, they're on the ground in your
own space, but just like propping your foot up so
everyone can see it and putting it on things. I
don't like feet to begin with, so people that have
like foot fetishes are odd to me.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I'm with you on that, but I don't like feet.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
And she said, I think people think that because they
bought a first class ticket, they're entitled to like do
whatever they want to do.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Do you think somebody's going to come along and give
you a pedicure?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
He looked like he needed one, especially men's feet.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh nasty.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I did see that once people. Someone took off his shoes,
but he kept his socks on, so a little better.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
The problem is whatever healthcare regimen you have, and your
feet may not stake that bad, but they still smell
like feet and you're on a tube with recirculated air.
This is why it was funny that before they ban
smoking completely on airplanes, they let half the plane smoke.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
What did that do?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Big deal? Because all the air circulates through the whole cabin.
So I don't want to smell smoke in a plight.
I don't care if they're up in first class. And
I don't want to smell your stinky feet in my
recirculated air. I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah, And one time someone was clipping their fingernails, and
I think that's illegal. I just don't understand. What happens
to people at airports and on planes is like they
transform and they think that there are no laws or rules.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Well, and they feel like I think sometimes people think, well,
this is a hardship. You know, this is a four
hour flight to fill an so I'm going to make
myself comfortable at the expense of my co travelers.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah, like I have to cut my nails or else
they're not going to get cut. I just I don't.
The thought process is baffling.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
You know what. I don't. I think if you look
back in history, like read up on the Mayflower, did
they take their shoes.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Off probably their little clogs.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Or whatever, their buckle shoes. Yeah, yeah, they didn't. There's
an initiative back in Nashville to rename their airport.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yes, they want to name it Dolly Parton International Airport,
And I think why not. There's a petition going around
that's already gotten fifty thousand signatures. I'd sign it. I
mean that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, all right, let's think of all of the named airports.
I know there's you know, there's Reagan International in Washington,
d C. Right in Houston, there's Bush Airport, Okay Bush
John Wayne John Wayne. They've talked about maybe renaming Sky
Harbor John McCain Airport, but Sky Harbor is such a
cool name. I hope they would keep sky Harbor if
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they do well?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Would did John McCain airport? The bags come out faster
because I'm all for that.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Whatday has put together a list of what it's like
being picked last in gym class, the equivalents as an adult?
How about this one? Getting invited out by your friends
to be the designated driver?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
That happens to me all the time. Really, because I
don't drink that much, right, and I don't care.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I'll drive okay.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I can still have fun without alcoholic. I can get
concerts without a sip of alcohol.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
At least you're being included. You asked about, you know,
your friends sharing each other's locations, and the girl called
and said, well, I'm part of a motorcycle group and
we all share with each other because of you know,
safety precautions, and sometimes we're riding out in you know,
the backwoods whatever. But I said, well, what happens when
you want to go out and they say no, we're
(28:52):
all staying in. Then you find out they're all at hideaways,
up and care free, and you feel like a shrub.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Yeah, that would that would make me feel sad if
they all want now to dinner without me.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yes, here's another one. Friends wanting a group photo together
and they ask you to take the pictures. Yeah, that's bad. Uh.
Finding out your friends were in town like an long
lost friend and they were here for a week, but
they didn't bother calling you.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
That that would upset me, especially since like you make
the truck all the way across the country and I
never get to see you and you can't say, like, hey,
let's meet for brunch or something.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
This is one that's happened to me. Nobody eating your
dish at the potluck. I took a dish to friends
giving for my kids. Yeah, and nobody. It was like
delicious bacon rapt asparagus. Who doesn't love that?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Why didn't they didn't? Because it vegetables?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Maybe? And let me see there's one more here. Uh,
being picked last at the pickleball course, Now that that
could happen anyway. Being seated at the kids table. Do
you ever get still stuck at the kids table?
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, because I'm just feeding kids. But I think one
was being married last, not for my friends out here,
but I'm from the South and people tend to get
married a lot earlier, so I was the last person
to get married of my friends from home, and it
did feel like getting picked last in gym class a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
This is a good one and I gotta admit I
do this people because I met so many people. I
can't remember people's names. But when you meet somebody multiple times,
but they still say nice to meet you. One on
two five K and I asks first question, Brook, were
you drinking during this incident? I was okay, this is
in Las Vegas from a few years ago. We were
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there to accept the ACM award and there lo and
behold in the casino was Nicole Kidman playing blackjack at
a table. Now, they get very touchy when you pull
out your phone and try to take pictures in casinos.
They don't like that. Right. You were trying to get
a picture of selfie with Nicole, Right yeah, I was.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Like, hey, I want to go up and ask her
for a picture. She wasn't in the high slots lounge.
She was just out and about in the mid all
the public, with all the people. So I was like,
I'll get a picture. Yes. I had a lot to drink,
and Reid's wife Candace was filming me stepping towards her
and you could see her bodyguard is standing right there
and she's like, don't do it, Brooke, don't do it.
I'm like, why not? Why can I ask for a picture?
(31:17):
And I didn't know this video existed until last night.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Oh boy.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
She tagged me in this video at k and ikex
Brooke and I'm like, I don't even know. We were
rolling during this drunken moment.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
That's where we can see it.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
That's where you can see it. But you talked me
out of it. Reid's wife said don't do it. Yeah,
I feel like she would have said no.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
And then next thing you know, Keith Urman was playing
a concert here at what is now Talking Stick Resort Amphitheater.
He was doing his sound check late, right before the
gates open. We were in the arena and you're trying
to film and his bodyguards came after you. Again.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
I just took a picture and they're like, you can't
record his sound check. I said, I'm not recording and
they said, we're gonna have to ask you to leave
if you do it again.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
This is my rook Hoover who was on a no
fly list at least when it comes to the Urbans oh.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
I'm sorry. I'm just trying to give the people some
good social media. It's for the KNX family
Speaker 2 (32:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
I heard radio ads here we are on the seventh
of April, and I'm Tim. She's Brooke. Hello, there's talk
and uh, Brook, you doing okay this morning? I I
kind of left you alone, knowing that you were probably
grieving over what happened to your team on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
That was awful. Yeah, it was terrible. We were up
six with thirty seconds togo. I started looking up, Oh
what time's the final? Law be able to watch it?
Or will the kids be you know, still awake? Blah
blah blah, because how could you fumble that? Oh what
we did? And I woke up. So I put the
kids to bed in their Duke pjs. Yeah, I woke up,
(00:49):
they woke up. I took their pjs off, just put
them in the dirty clothes and threw them down because
I was so disgusted.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I mean, I've been I can relate to times. And
you know, the Cardinals lost in a heartbreaker in the
Super Bowl. Uh, the Diamondbacks you know got beat in
the World Series a few years ago. Uh, the Suns
were up two games to none on Milwaukee and then
ended up losing. I thought that was gonna be their
first championship in twenty one, and it is. It's devastating.
(01:17):
It's really it. I look back and I think it
shouldn't hurt you as much as it does. But was
it that kind of pain for you?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It was so painful as the best team we've had
in years, and watching the last two minutes was so stressful.
My exzema flared up so much that I had to
order myself some beef tallow.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
That's what I did because someone someone I was like,
my ezema can't handle this.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And so I know eighteen eighty three and.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
They say it's supposed to help the exzema.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay, well we'll find out how coming up and uh
find out why you weren't, in fact, at the Third
Eyed Blind concert, because that's where you were. I thought
you were just sitting there going dude, dude, dude too. Dude,
got some big shot birthdays here on the seventh of April.
This guy is in Gosh a lot of macho movies
(02:06):
where he's a gladiator. In fact, he was in the
original Gladiator. Oh Russell Crow, Russell Crowe. I saw him
on Letterman. I was at the show that night when
he showed up having thrown his cell phone at like
some hotel clerk, and he had answer for his first
public appearance. A lot of commotion about that.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh, by the way, my husband told me he'd never
seen Gladiator. Really, yes, he grew up in a different country. Man,
I don't understand what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Was it God's country?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
It was Portland?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So yeah, I think that's about the there's not I mean,
Jackie chan oh this one not Hall? But and Oates?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Wait did they still have a restraining order against each other?
Or do Hall got the restraining order against Oats Oates?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I don't know what Oates did that made Hall say
I can't go for that, but he did.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
And how old are they?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I mean, you need Oats is old. He's seventy seven, right.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
And he's going to I'm attack you. You need a restraining order.
It's problematic.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Car Wield's a mean cane, I guess. So they made
a couple of jokes about Morgan Wallen on SNL. Do
you hear them.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Oh yeah, we're going to talk about it. Coming up
in today's top Stories.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It's Tim and Brook on a Monday one on two
five k n i X. There is Tucker's celebrity crush,
Kelsey Ballerini. Hey Chucker, and we're Tim and Brook. Did
you see Megan Maroney to the show in her hometown
of Athens, Georgia? And when the show was over, she
looked out on the arena and it was covered, The
floor was covered. Everybody's gone, but the floor's covered in
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blue and white confetti. So she ran out and started
to help sweep it up.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh that's nice of her.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, that's good. They're laughing at her because you know,
the whole arena floor is covered with confetti, and she's
just got a little broom, little tiny broom. So somebody
let her ride her there, like riding floor vacuum thing.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
That's gonna be really cool for artists doing a show
where you came from. Morgan Wallen said that his favorite walkout,
his favorite experience was Knoxville, Tennessee. And I think it's
a Nyland.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Stadium whatever's in Knoxville.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, And he says it's just magical. You grew
up there and then boom, you're in front of all
these people.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
With the checkered end zones.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, Tennessee Govalls.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And you know what song they play whenever they score?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Is it Rocky Top?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Rocky Top? It is beer day. So depending on the
kind of beer you drink, there is now a psychological
profile of you. Oh good, and Tuck is going to
share those with us coming up. I was driving down
the road central Phoenix. I saw a pair of cowboy
boots tied together, dangling from a wire like a power
wire over the intersection.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Oh that means gang activity, does it?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
But this is like a rodeo gang.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Definitely a rodeo gang.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, I read that. If there's a pair of tennis
shoes tied up there, the gangs have been up to something.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Now, how long ago did you read that? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
That's just always what I heard.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay, Well, if anybody is out there in a gang
and you're listening, could you confirm that? But I thought
about you and your takova as I thought, who would
waste a good pair of cowboy boots and fling them
over a wire like that?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
If the gangs were involved, they would sell those.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah yeah, all right, So it's Beer Day according to
you and Tuck, who is on our show of legal
drinking age, by the way, not immune from having a
sudsy amber every now and then. Yeah, yes, maybe not that.
But okay, what have you got for Beer Day?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
So we got a list of the favorite beers that
people drink and what it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Says about you. Okay, So first one is bud Light
means I wear kevlar around kid Rock. That's true. That's true.
He likes shooting up the bud Light there for a while.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Natural Light. I like the taste of mop water. Oh yeah,
I kind of agree with that one. Modello I'm going
to be deported. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
So, by the way, that became the most popular beer
in the world. When people stop buying bud Light, I
loved you.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah that's my husband. That's what he wants me to
buy him at Costco in the especialal or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yep, oh yeah, Heineken. I pop my collars and use
summer as a verb. Michelob Ultra. So these people know
the commercials that say you can drink beer without gaining weight.
That's a mikel of Ultra, you know, thing and it
says they believe it, that's why.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
They drink it.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
It is lighter Brooke this one because you like Blue Moon, right,
I do like if a bar fight breaks out, I'm
going to hide.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Absolutely, you will not catch me. Mixed in that I will.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Isn't the one you drink with an orange slice? Yeah, okay, No,
there's something in it that I'm terribly allergic to oranges, alcohol,
non wheat, some products I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
And last one is Corona. I've seen Kenny Chesney in
concert hundreds of times.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
True, that's right, And I'll just throw in a mention
for Corona premiere. I'm going to the K and I
Secret Show. Yeah, they're one of our partners for that,
all right. I like those Happy Beer Day everybody from
Tim and Brook Brook you're the lyricist of the show.
And I thought we would do a draft at seven
ten of the coldest single line lyrics in a country.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Song, not like Luke Calmb's Cold as You, but like
oh like a burn, like oh that was cold?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I listened to every lyric. If the song has great lyrics,
I'm all.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
In one tomic three choices Z Okay, you got Tim
and Brooke and Tuck and it's a three pick snake
style draft. We're selecting best single country lyrics. It could
be a line, could be a couplet, you know, two
lines next to each other that just are so cold,
(07:55):
just cold. You love these kinds of songs.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I love them. When I hear the verse, I'm gonna
go oh ouch.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, I love it and I draft, as always, is
brought to you by Harrah's Oxygen Casino, the only Valley
casino with Caesar's rewards. Well, I'm going to go with
one of the best signs song lyrics we've happened a
while from our guy, Mitchell Tenpenny truth about you. If
(08:24):
you quit telling lies about me, I won't tell the
truth about you. Yeah, it's things.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
That is really so good.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
That was on my list. Sore.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Okay, Tuk has the second pick. Yep, second pick.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Gotta go with Morgan wallin If I'm the problem, you
might be the reason.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, I use that in a fight with my husband.
I said it, and I still don't think he knows
it's a Morgan Walling lyric. I can't wait till he.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Finds out when he hears it, he's going to be like,
dang you, Brook, dang it, you don't fight fair. Alright,
what's your first pick? Brook?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Oh my gosh, those are my first two. Okay, I'm
gonna pick. And it didn't take him long to decide
that Earl had to die.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
He had to die, Earl has to die. That was
a great song, so good.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
So cold. I mean they killed a man.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, I mean that was kind of the Dixie Chicks
genesis of murder country.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I like some murder country. Nothing wrong with.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
That, right, all right, what's your next pick?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
My next pick is also some murder country. His fist
is big, but my gun's bigger. He'll find out when
I pulled the trigger. I love my mom and I
love that song, and we sing it together, and my
husband says, you guys scare me, honestly, the joy that
comes to you by singing this song. But yeah, if
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you're gonna sorry, if you're gonna abuse a woman, you
got to go.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You got to go, all right, Tuck your next pick
of the coldest lines and country music.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Second pick going with my guy Morgan wall On again.
I ain't an angel, You ain't having sent.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh is that from the same song Nope, I Ain't
an Angel. Which song is that from?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
That is from?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Is this one? I think it's the one with Poe No?
Is its help?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Help?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah? You got meat thrown off there? Wait?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
No? All right, I'm going to turn. And this might
be a little hard for Tuck because he is such
a fan of Kelsey Ballerini. But when she and Morgan
Evans broke up and then he seemed like the nicest guy.
And then he played a song live and it was
a song called over for You. It was so sad
(10:44):
and cold. Yes, And so here's the line I've chosen
from that. He's singing to Kelsey Ballerini, how many times
did you say you loved me when it wasn't true?
I'm just wondering how long has it been over for you?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Then she did a response song.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah she did, she replied, She replied.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
And then said something like when you didn't take that
last fight to even come see me, that's when it
was over, Like old, yeah, we're fighting.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And then my last dis lyric from all people Walker Hayes,
when he got into the skirmish with Zach Bryan.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Remember, Yeah, that was that wasn't good.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
He says, Uh, I mean I could choose anything, no
hard feelings, because man, I'd be lying if I said
I never talked bleep about a radio record because I
thought mine was better. It's kind of funny, ought to
feel happy for any fool making money and he gets
into it with Zach. It's not the coldest lyrics, but
you know, it's just funny, like those two really have
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a beef with each other.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, of all things, of all.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Things, all right, tuck your last pick, last pick.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Kind of funny that you mentioned Kelsey Bellerini and her
ex So I was going to use the lyric that
Brooke just said in response to yours, but because Brook
said it, I'm gonna change it and go different. Kelsey
beller any song. I bought the house with a fence,
enough room for some kids, a backyard for Dibbs.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Oh whoa you know who Dibbs is.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Dibbs is her dogs is the dog and that's how
she's moving on. Wow, yep, all right, all right, there's
got to be a cold one. Brooke.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Well, a part of me wanted to do Loretta aln
you ain't woman enough to take my man. Yeah, that's good,
but I'll just go with one of my favorites. Someday
I'll be living in a big old city and all
you'll ever be mean.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That's a great one. That is good.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I wish we could play that.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, I know, all right. We've got our picks there
for the coldest diss lyrics, coldest lines in a country song.
We'll have those for you on our Instagram here in
just two minutes, and you can tell us who you
thought had the best picks, and you know, chime in
with your own if you like. We're gonna try to
give you some post Malone tickets here in just a minute.
Get your brain on, get your celsius, get your you know,
(13:02):
whatever you got to do to get ready, because Brook's
going to have a brainbuster for you in just a minute.
One two five kni x Brook. I was so excited
yesterday my buddy Foo said, Hey, let's just go fishing.
So we got up early, drove up to Paysin and
then up to Woods Canyon Lake and it's just glorious
up there. They just reopened after having the winter off,
so there's lots of fish and they're hungry. Did you
(13:24):
catch any I caught two fish all day, but mostly
it's about just sitting there and talking to Foo all
day where there is no cell service none. They can't
you can't reach me when I'm up there. Yeah, and
that's good. But this happened. First of all, as soon
as we're setting up, there's still snow on the ground
around the lake, so we're sitting there in the snow.
(13:44):
It's like thirty eight degrees. But then a bald eagle
flew over us, and it was like, this is a
blessed event, and he was hanging around the lake for
most of the day. But I went to take a
picture on my phone or take a video or something,
and a little alert came up saying would you like
(14:05):
to connect to a satellite since there's no service? So,
like I said, there's no bars, zero bars, obviously no
Wi Fi. And I'd heard that this was coming, but
I didn't really pay that close of attention. I have
AT and T service. I guess this is an AT
and T thing that they now have partnered with a
satellite company that when you're out of range of a
cell tower, you can still connect to a satellite and
(14:27):
either send messages or at least share your location and
so yeah, it said you want to connect, and I thought,
why not? So it makes you hold your phone up
into the sky until you find the right satellite somewhere
up there in space. It connects. It takes about fifteen seconds,
and then it gives you the option do you want
to send a message, do you want to share your location?
Do you need an emergency contact whatever. I didn't do
(14:50):
any of those things because I was afraid I was
going to get like an eight hundred dollars bill on
my next cell phone bill.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah. That makes me feel good though, because a lot
of times I go hiking, Yeah, I lose service or
I'm somewhere, you know, out of range, and that that's
a good thing to have.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, the I did look it up this morning. It
says for AT and T customers for two years, it's
going to be free and then it'll be like twenty
dollars a month if you want that option. And I
would assume it's coming to all the carriers.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
It has to probably. Now this makes me question, do
you share your location with anybody in your life, like
when you're when you have full service?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I have before, but I don't right now.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
No, huh, don't regularly. Yeah, okay, talk. Do you share
your location with anyone?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
I got it with like my mom, dad's sister, aunt, grandpa.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Okay, just those ones. That's about it, all right.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
So my husband and I share location, that's all. I
don't with my parents or anything. But I was with
a group of friends. We were all at the park,
We're having play dates, and they were talking about how
they all had each other's location, and I thought that
was what friends did. My friends did, and I thought
that was because Anna asked Riley like, oh, why were
you with the Mormon chure when? And I was like,
(16:01):
why were you at the Mormon church? And then they
were like, oh, I had to do this thing blah
blah blah. And I was like, wait, how'd you know? And
she's like, oh, we share location. And then I find
out that this is super common that everyone, all my
friends are sharing locations with other friends. And I'm just huh,
I'm just curious, why why are we doing this? I don't.
I don't share my location with anyone other than my husband,
(16:23):
not that I'm doing this is all. I'm going in
a triangle, target, Costco, and home right, that's all the
places I go, I'm not doing anything crazy or work.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I guess if you if you didn't show up to
work one morning and we had your location, we could
find out at least where your phone was.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, that's true, but I mean so could my my
husband has it.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I just don't know why anyone would need to know
my whereabouts.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I used to share it when I would drive for
Lyft or uber. I used to share it with the
con just so she'd know where I was.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Well. I used to do that when I used to
go on first dates uh huh with our old producer,
back before you were even here, Tom, and I used
to share my location just in case. You know.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Oh, that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Things went crazy, but it wasn't like continuous. It was
just for the the twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I'm wondering if people out there do share where they are.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah, other than your kids, your parents, your family, why
do you share a location with just a friend.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I wish they had it back when my kids first
got cell folks, because I didn't have that yet, So
glad they didn't. But now there's like a Microsoft app.
I'm sure there's others where you can find out what
if your kid says he's spos he's going to practice
here or a friend's house there, Like my kids were notorious.
I don't know if you did this. They go, I'm
going over to you know, Cindy's house. Okay, where does
(17:37):
she live? I don't know. Well, what are her parents' names?
I don't know. Like, okay, well, what do I tell
the police? You're just at Cindy's house somewhere in central Phoenix.
That's good.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Well, listen, we were. I grew up in the country,
and a lot of times we were in the middle
of the woods at a bonfire doing some you know,
things we probably shouldn't have been doing. I'm so glad.
I feel bad, almost bad for kids these days. They've
got ring doorbell cams. Yeah, you got life three sixty.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
It's easier to be a parent, yeah, probably because you
know where the kids are, But it's probably harder to
be a teenager because you have to really get creative.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah you do. Were you so you were when you
said you were out at these boondocks and these bonfires
or whatever? Is that where it happened with the duck
cleaning table?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Okay, I don't don't. I don't know her.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
If if you're new to the show, we'll get into
that maybe at some point we explained. But yeah, she
made out with somebody on a duck cleaning table at
some sort of out in the woods party and then
realized that there were duck parts on a duck cleaning table.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah, I mean it wasn't good.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
You get when you did Riley Green by the way,
the duck man. If I was single, you're gonna get some.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I would take some duck guts.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You're gonna get some duck gut. But we were talking
about people tracking each other with their phones. Now you
thought it's unusual, your friend, some of them track each
other throughout their day to day activity.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, they were like, oh no, snow, big deal. Everyone
does it.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Amy is on the line, and she is in a
group that they all keep track of each other's locations.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Hey, Amy, I use Life three sixty. Yeah, and I'm
I ride motorcycles and within the motorcycle community, we all
have Life three sixty so we're all on it.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Oh that's smart.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
In case, yeah, in case it breaks down, because it
had like crash detection and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
So yeah, but what if I'm in the group and
I'm like, hey, let's all go out and ride around,
have some fun, raise little hell. And you're like, no,
we're not going out tonight. And then I turn it
on and I find out you're all at the hideaway
and care free. Then what what happens?
Speaker 5 (19:42):
It has happened. Happened.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Okay, So you could be in a motorcycle group and
have hurt feelings. That's uh. What do you ride Amy
twenty one road? Gude? Yeah, obviously it floats your boat.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
You like nothing like some wind therapy. Let me tell you. Okay,
you had a stressful day and you know, either work
or life, and you just get on there and you
just start riding. It's heaven. It's stressful in the city
because of all the danger people paying attention to motorcyclists.
But once you're on that open road, like going out
to the Tucson, Wickenberg and Payson and all that is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
It's beautiful. You've got to get yourself a bike brook
life takes you stress it you get the exzema. Rather
than going and getting the tallow and rubbing animals fat
all over, you get on a Harley, get on a
Harley and hit the open road.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I'm not that much of a risk taker. Okay, well
it's just not for me, but I'm so glad it
brings people joy win therapy.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Amy. What does your bike sound like?
Speaker 5 (20:38):
It sounds like heaven.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
That's awesome, Thank you, Yeah, I appreciate y'all. All Right,
one more time? What's that like? I know it's Monday.
Maybe you're just shaking off the weekend, getting there work, school,
job site. But Brooke has a brainbuster for you, and
if you are correct, we've got tickets for you to
go see post.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Alone host Malone at State Farm Stadium. I cannot wait.
In is June twenty first.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
By the way, jelly Roll is pretty much opening act
everywhere else, but not here because Jelly Roll will be
performing at the Ohio State Buckeyes Stadium whatever they call that,
back there in Columbus that night.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Okay, so we'll keep you posted on who will be
opening up. But are you ready for the question?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Ye ask? It was the brainbuster?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Okay. Twenty seven percent of people are confident they can
outrun a crocodile in one hundred meter dash. Okay, twenty
percent of people believe they can outrun this animal. Oh okay,
First of all, do you think you can outrun a crocodile?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Well, the question is can I outlive a crocodile? Because
you said they live forever?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I said they don't die from eight old age. They
die from other things, like maybe a human or a peridative.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
If that was true, why aren't there more crocodiles in
like assisted living.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I don't know, but they do not biologically age. And
it's a fact. And if you are a zoologist, call us,
because I've been trying to tell these two and they
don't believe me.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
What lives longer a crocodile or a desert tortoise.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
A crocodile could, really he could, but the problem is
he gets too big for his environment, can't feed himself,
so he does die of starvation.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Okay, And we've we've debated this before. A crocodile and
an alligator. The way you tell him apart is one
of them says see you later and the other says
in a while. No, But I don't know which. So
is the faster of the two of the crocodile, I
don't know. Okayle run a crocodile. I guess there's one
way to find out, Chuck. I'm going to need you
to set that up with either the Phoenix Zoo or wildlife. Uh.
(22:37):
And the real question for you is what, dude?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Twenty seven percent?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Twenty seven percent of people think they cannot run a crocodile.
Twenty percent of people believe they could outrun this animal
in one hundred yard dash.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Okay, what is that animal? The twenty percent of people
think they could outrun in one hundred yard dash? Ca
and i Ax Brooks got a brain buster out and
she says, what is It's that most people? Twenty percent
of people said they could outrun an animal in one
hundred yard dash, and we got Pouli up first here
kne i X.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
That is not the right answer. That's the world's fastest animal, right.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I don't think anybody could out do Yeah, a chia.
Can you imagine how how many steps would you get
before a cheetah got you?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
No, I'm done. I mean the desert tortoise I.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Got Uh, this is Steven. What do you think it is?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
I think elephant?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
What'd you say? An elephant? An elephant? Do you think
you can outrun an elephant in a ton of yard as.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Oh, that is the correct answer.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Stephen, that's correct. Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Wow you're gonna go see post Malone? No, yes, I
don't think. I don't think I could run out run
an elephant.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I mean they've got to be slow starters, right, maybe
once they get going.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
I have a slow first step.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Okay, all right, thank you. Other people hanging on the line,
they knew it was going to be an elephant. I'd
never heard that before, Like does the ray how'd you
know that?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
So?
Speaker 5 (24:09):
I did Google and I don't know. I have an
Android and the Gemini is amazing.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Like it literally scrolls through all the AI stuff and
it's like, oh, here's the top answers we got.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Oh so tomorrow I'm going to ask something that you
can't google.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, no AI, no.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, I got to figure out something.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Okay, all right, we got more post Malone tickets all week.
Good morning from one oh two five? Can I I
know you didn't want me to talk about this, but
it's going to be one hundred and two by Thursday
and it's not even halfway through April.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
I just want to ignore it. Like if you don't
say it, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Okay, so that's just not what hot weather.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah, exactly, all right. You know Michelle Williams, not the
famous actress, but the third member of Destiny's Child.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Okay, so you add Beyonce. You had the one I
thought was gonna be the breakout star, Kelly Lan Kelly Rowland,
and then Michelle Williams sort of the first gotten Destiny right.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Very talented. But I bring her up because she shared
a picture that has gone viral. She was in first
class on an airplane and she sat beside somebody. She's
in like the looks like the aisle seat, and he
was at the window seat, and he had his foot,
his bare foot, kind of like up on the window
ew and she took a picture of it. And I
(25:23):
just don't understand why people think they can just take
off their socks and shoes and just be barefoot and
not even like, okay, they're on the ground in your
own space, but just like propping your foot up so
everyone can see it and putting it on things. I
don't like feet to begin with, so people that have
like foot fetishes are odd to me.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I'm with you on that, but I don't like feet.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
And she said, I think people think that because they
bought a first class ticket, they're entitled to like do
whatever they want to do.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Do you think somebody's going to come along and give
you a pedicure?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
He looked like he needed one, especially men's feet.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh nasty.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I did see that once people. Someone took off his shoes,
but he kept his socks on, so a little better.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
The problem is whatever healthcare regimen you have, and your
feet may not stake that bad, but they still smell
like feet and you're on a tube with recirculated air.
This is why it was funny that before they ban
smoking completely on airplanes, they let half the plane smoke.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
What did that do?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Big deal? Because all the air circulates through the whole cabin.
So I don't want to smell smoke in a plight.
I don't care if they're up in first class. And
I don't want to smell your stinky feet in my
recirculated air. I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah, And one time someone was clipping their fingernails, and
I think that's illegal. I just don't understand. What happens
to people at airports and on planes is like they
transform and they think that there are no laws or rules.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Well, and they feel like I think sometimes people think, well,
this is a hardship. You know, this is a four
hour flight to fill an so I'm going to make
myself comfortable at the expense of my co travelers.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah, like I have to cut my nails or else
they're not going to get cut. I just I don't.
The thought process is baffling.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
You know what. I don't. I think if you look
back in history, like read up on the Mayflower, did
they take their shoes.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Off probably their little clogs.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Or whatever, their buckle shoes. Yeah, yeah, they didn't. There's
an initiative back in Nashville to rename their airport.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yes, they want to name it Dolly Parton International Airport,
And I think why not. There's a petition going around
that's already gotten fifty thousand signatures. I'd sign it. I
mean that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, all right, let's think of all of the named airports.
I know there's you know, there's Reagan International in Washington,
d C. Right in Houston, there's Bush Airport, Okay Bush
John Wayne John Wayne. They've talked about maybe renaming Sky
Harbor John McCain Airport, but Sky Harbor is such a
cool name. I hope they would keep sky Harbor if
(27:59):
they do well?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Would did John McCain airport? The bags come out faster
because I'm all for that.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Whatday has put together a list of what it's like
being picked last in gym class, the equivalents as an adult?
How about this one? Getting invited out by your friends
to be the designated driver?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
That happens to me all the time. Really, because I
don't drink that much, right, and I don't care.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I'll drive okay.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I can still have fun without alcoholic. I can get
concerts without a sip of alcohol.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
At least you're being included. You asked about, you know,
your friends sharing each other's locations, and the girl called
and said, well, I'm part of a motorcycle group and
we all share with each other because of you know,
safety precautions, and sometimes we're riding out in you know,
the backwoods whatever. But I said, well, what happens when
you want to go out and they say no, we're
(28:52):
all staying in. Then you find out they're all at hideaways,
up and care free, and you feel like a shrub.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Yeah, that would that would make me feel sad if
they all want now to dinner without me.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yes, here's another one. Friends wanting a group photo together
and they ask you to take the pictures. Yeah, that's bad. Uh.
Finding out your friends were in town like an long
lost friend and they were here for a week, but
they didn't bother calling you.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
That that would upset me, especially since like you make
the truck all the way across the country and I
never get to see you and you can't say, like, hey,
let's meet for brunch or something.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
This is one that's happened to me. Nobody eating your
dish at the potluck. I took a dish to friends
giving for my kids. Yeah, and nobody. It was like
delicious bacon rapt asparagus. Who doesn't love that?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Why didn't they didn't? Because it vegetables?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Maybe? And let me see there's one more here. Uh,
being picked last at the pickleball course, Now that that
could happen anyway. Being seated at the kids table. Do
you ever get still stuck at the kids table?
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, because I'm just feeding kids. But I think one
was being married last, not for my friends out here,
but I'm from the South and people tend to get
married a lot earlier, so I was the last person
to get married of my friends from home, and it
did feel like getting picked last in gym class a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
This is a good one and I gotta admit I
do this people because I met so many people. I
can't remember people's names. But when you meet somebody multiple times,
but they still say nice to meet you. One on
two five K and I asks first question, Brook, were
you drinking during this incident? I was okay, this is
in Las Vegas from a few years ago. We were
(30:36):
there to accept the ACM award and there lo and
behold in the casino was Nicole Kidman playing blackjack at
a table. Now, they get very touchy when you pull
out your phone and try to take pictures in casinos.
They don't like that. Right. You were trying to get
a picture of selfie with Nicole, Right yeah, I was.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Like, hey, I want to go up and ask her
for a picture. She wasn't in the high slots lounge.
She was just out and about in the mid all
the public, with all the people. So I was like,
I'll get a picture. Yes. I had a lot to drink,
and Reid's wife Candace was filming me stepping towards her
and you could see her bodyguard is standing right there
and she's like, don't do it, Brooke, don't do it.
I'm like, why not? Why can I ask for a picture?
(31:17):
And I didn't know this video existed until last night.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Oh boy.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
She tagged me in this video at k and ikex
Brooke and I'm like, I don't even know. We were
rolling during this drunken moment.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
That's where we can see it.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
That's where you can see it. But you talked me
out of it. Reid's wife said don't do it. Yeah,
I feel like she would have said no.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
And then next thing you know, Keith Urman was playing
a concert here at what is now Talking Stick Resort Amphitheater.
He was doing his sound check late, right before the
gates open. We were in the arena and you're trying
to film and his bodyguards came after you. Again.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
I just took a picture and they're like, you can't
record his sound check. I said, I'm not recording and
they said, we're gonna have to ask you to leave
if you do it again.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
This is my rook Hoover who was on a no
fly list at least when it comes to the Urbans oh.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
I'm sorry. I'm just trying to give the people some
good social media. It's for the KNX family
Speaker 2 (32:09):
One O two five kN i X and the iHeart
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