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October 20, 2025 40 mins
Monday Morning Draft was about king things so for example a king sized bed or a king sized candy bar and all of the choices were interesting Also we opened the phones for a confession session which had to do with what is something your child put into their mouth that they found randomly and some of the calls had us laughing but also throwing up And Luke Combs and Bailey Zimmerman performed on College Gameday Saturday so we recap all things that happened Listen to the full Tim and Brooke Show from Monday October 20 2025 on KNIX radio Phoenix
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What from the Canaix Studios in the iHeartMedia a biliting
to his share with a random bank downstairs in a
questionable area of Phoenix. It's Monday, October twenty of National
Chicken and Waffles Day on that's Simmin Brook Show.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
What's up los Chicken and Walkers?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah, so good? All right?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Keith Urban in concert in Nashville. He was doing a
little crowd work, as they say. He saw a girl
that was going crazy super fan in the front row,
and he asked her her name and she's like, oh,
you're not gonna like it. He's like, oh, and I
like your name, and she says it's the Cole and
he goes and falls out flat, like laughing on his back. Yeah,

(00:46):
at least he was, you know, playful about it. But
he just fell out flat, then got back up and continued.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
But what are the odds?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
I know?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Is nic Cole? I told you about Bailey Zimmerman got
new teeth? Good for him? Look good?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
And then Taylor Swift donated one hundred thousand dollars to
a toddler fighting stage four brain cancer named Lila.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
She's a big swiftye and her so is her mom.
And she donated to her go fund me.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Paige, there was a girl something similar here in Phoenix
that about a decade ago, maybe longer. Taylor Swift did
the same thing, and she checked back on her once
when she came to town here.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Very sweet, very sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
There's a I don't know if you know who Ruby
Rose is anyway, doesn't matter. She's a celebrity and she's
like when Taylor Swift and I would hang out when
I was in the squad. She would be scrolling people's
GoFundMe and just hit donations.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Here and there and not tell anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh wow, I mean what power that must That must
be amazing. I wish I could do that, just like
Chum Jim.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Oh yeah, fifty k here, twenty k here, one hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
That would be so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
That would be awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I mean to do that, yeah, But to have that
much money, well, of course, Hey, we can get started
at nine o'clock with a thousand dollars extra paycheck. You
know you invest that right, put it in an annuity. Oh,
that an amortize.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Now my dad has perked up.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Now your dad's nipples?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
No, no, well, it's all We're off to an interesting
start on a Monday, Tim and Brook coming to you
from the Sanderson Ford Studios of K and I X.
There's tuck. You did the thing at d H Farms
used to be Fear Farm. They moved it and made
it more family friendly.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
You said it was awesome, right, Yeah, you can check
it out on my Instagram at K and ix Brook.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
So fun.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
And here's what I love the most about it. It
felt like fall because it was all grass. You know,
in Arizona, a lot of times the pumpkin patches or
whatever it's on a lot, it's dusty.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
And well, you girl, fucking and dirt. Technically, well, okay,
that's what farms are.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
No, I understand, but it just was nice to have
acres of grass. And there was a corn maze, which
I didn't go in because you know me and directions.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
That's just that's where every bad thing happens in a.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Scary so I was like, no, thanks, but no, it was.
It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, you can check out my Insta and food was great,
biggest bounce house I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Good times.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah, and you're right, it's nice and night, but what
are we doing here? Eighty nine today ninety one tomorrow.
I know that's ninety two. On Wednesday, I promised people
that the nineties were over.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Well yeah, but that's what makes it on the grass,
made it a little a little better, well cooler. But yeah,
let's simmer down for Bochella. I don't want people sweating
at Boachella.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
It's all happened. And I like that you told the
story that that bo at this thing last night was
like every treat. Everybody was giving him all the treats.
And what do you say at bedtime?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, he goes mommy. That was a fun and yummy day.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
All right. That is our goal on this Monday for
Tim and Brook. Let's make it a fun and yummy day.
Our buddies from Parmy.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Fell in Love with a Cowgirl?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Fell in love with a cowgirl? Yeah. Now, I just
got a couple of questions about the lyrics of this song.
That's my kind of woman. Make you want to call
your friend saying fell in love with a cowgirl. I'm
following her curves like a back road. Wonder where they
got that line? Oh yeah, the way she fit in them,
Levi's that's my question. If she's a cowgirl, isn't she

(04:12):
wearing wranglers.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
No cowboys can wear Levi's.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Well, I mean, I'm just saying about I thought, if
you were a real cowboy, you wore your wranglers. Levi's
were for the people in California.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh okay, see, I don't know. I'm not here to
judge cowboys jeans.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Well, here is harmony and cowgirls on one O two
five kN I asked Bailey Zimmerman.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
He did he got new teeth?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
You can see him all over as Instagram.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
If that's the trend, right, Hardy got new teeth, Riley
Green got new teeth.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Wow, I'm sure lots of others.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
But the veneers, I wonder if I need new teeth.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
These have worked pretty well. Well.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
You got your teeth whitened at the state Fair, so
maybe they could give you some veneers there. But veneers
scare me because don't they have to grind down your
real teeth?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
I think?

Speaker 5 (04:56):
So?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, oh no, thank you.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
What about those grills just all that gold? Yeah, Tuck,
I think that's a look you should do.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, get the diamonds, yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Mouthfulet right, diamonds look good for him? Big shot birthdays
on this day, it's the twentieth of October. This guy
we were just talking about the corn the corn maze
out there at the d h Farms. This guy was
in a movie that you had to be very very
quiet around the corn.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Oh, John Krasinsky.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
John Krasinsky, Jim from the office. It's his birthday.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
By the way, that's the best scary movie I've seen
in the past ten years.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I haven't quiet place.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
This is another member of Little Big Town. He is
married to Karen Phillip. The other guy, uh, what's his name, Jimmy, Jimmy.
And this guy is just mostly known for smoking reefer
and being friends with Martha Stewart. Talk call it, you

(05:58):
know Martha Stewart sws snoop. He's everywhere.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
He is everywhere, he really is.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I don't know how he went from where he started
to where he is now.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Like people love him.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Like, oh, this man was in a gang talking about
killing people and now he's like snuggling up to Bartha
Stewart baking cookies.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
It's unreal interesting. So we've been together, what nine this
our ninth year together.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yes, he was about right.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
It's time flies. Somebody put out a list of things
that were from ten years ago. I want to throw
some of these at you and see if it does
make you shake your head like it made me shake mine.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Okay, let's go.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
And we've been together now in our ninth year. We're
coming up on our decade anniversary. Can you believe that?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
What do we get for that?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Is the company gonna throw us a huge party, give
us a big.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Bonus stale donuts. Oh good, Yeah. These things happened ten
years ago, right around this time of year. Back to
the Future Day was October twenty first, twenty fifteen. That'll
be tomorrow, right right, And that was the day Doc
and Marty supposedly traveled to in Back to the Future

(07:04):
Part two, and we were promised hoverboards, but instead twenty
fifteen was the year we got those lame self balancing
scooters that injured everybody and the batteries also caught fire.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Oh that's oh yeah, I remember that. I was ten
years ago.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I was still living in North Carolina, hadn't moved out
here quite yet.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Okay. Also ten years ago, Teal Pumpkins took off.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I don't remember that all right, for that at all.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
This was trending worldwide. Baby Hitler, Baby Hitler ten years ago,
the New York Times ask readers would you kill baby Hitler?
At forty two percent said yes, thirty percent said no,
at twenty eight percent weren't sure.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I remember talking about that. That was a big topic talk.
Would you go back and kill baby Hitler?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Okay? I pleaded the fifth Okay, I.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Would adopt him and changed him better.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah. Yeah. And then also the debate over whether Nightmare
Before Christmas was a Halloween movie. It still kind of
rages and I'm not, like, Diehard is a Christmas movie,
but some thought it was more of a Christmas movie.
So the director finally waged in and said, yes, it
is a Halloween movie. And that's why they do up

(08:18):
the haunted Mansion like Nightmare Before Christmas style. By the way,
people think that what's this Tim Burton was the director.
He wasn't. It was based on a poem he wrote.
The director was actually Henry Selick.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh that's a fun fact.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
All right, there you go. Move on now. Ten years later, ten.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Years one, after all the bars of.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Combs woof big football weekend for as U, great game
for the Cardinals, you know, backup quarterback Kyler Murray not playing,
and it was a thrilling game, almost won it, but didn't.
We're gonna talk though, because Luke Colms and Bailey's n
were part of College Game Day and they were asking,

(09:02):
you know, from country music, what star would play what position?
So do you know your football positions well enough that
if Tuck asked us the same, we could compare our
answers to his.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
I feel like I know the most important ones, the
main ones.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
And then also my son Bo who's not quite four
and fifty pounds. That's all I hear when people out
in public. Oh wow, he's going to be a linebacker
a lot. That's how I learned what a linebacker was.
Oh wow, he's a line he's going to be a ligneman.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yeah, linemen more proudly than linebacker. Yeah. But so I
got a couple things done this weekend, you know, still
getting kind of settled and moved into my place after
the fire. You know, I got to replace everything. One
thing was I ordered a scale, you know, so I
can begin my own health journey.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Oh good, am I am I rubbing off on you?

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yeah, I mean I just looked at the mirror and went, oh,
but I'm looking at the instructions for it, because this
scale will send me a t X to my phone
so I can keep track of my daily weight. It's
it's connected to my phone now because my scale, now
I could be hacked. But I'm looking at the package

(10:10):
and it's I'm going to set it to talk to
post from our weekend photos. Because it's like it's got
the name of the scale at the top of the
instruction manual and then you scan down it's got some
words in Chinese and then it just says smart body
fat scale. I'm like, don't start with the shame. I
just bought you. You can't shame me.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
I don't like those high tech scales. I get the
basic scale. Just tell me where I weight. I don't
want to know what water I'm holding.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, I don't want to know my body.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
I didn't think obviously this is not from here, because
we wouldn't use the word fat scale. Yeah my body
weight China, leave me alone. And then so I took
you went to dh Farms and you said it was
just beautiful because it's out there in grass and corn
so there's no heat island.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Look at it on my Instagram at Canisbrook. We had
so much fun. Bo was living his best life.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Oh and uh, I took Bennett and Penny to Sanderson
for a trunk or treat with Priscilla and poor Bennett.
He's got peanut allergies, so just about everything has peanuts
in it. And Halloween candy. Yeah, there was one trunk
you know that he trick or treated that that did
not have candy. I'll include that picture in our weekend
wrap up. What they were offering the kids.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh, he would be happy at my house. Yeah, I
offer a healthy alternative.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Yeah, right, for the people who've gotten the same fat scale,
I've got talk.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
How was ZIPS so good? Did you? Of course?

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Is there a weekend that goes by that you do
not go to Zips?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
There occasionally, but it's very rare.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
And that weekend he's at cold beer and Cheeseburger's big
diff Start one, two, five, Kinge and X. You got
Tim Patrick Brook Houver and there's Tuck spends a lot
of his weekend and the Zips watching all kinds of sports.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
You do that Saturday too, go to college football?

Speaker 6 (12:03):
Yeah, Saturday and Sunday. Maybe Friday too, if feeling a
little dangerous, you know, three nights in a row.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
But wow, And did they did you watch any of
a college game day? Oh? Yeah, because Bailey Zimmerman and
Luke Colmbs do the song together. They play it every weekend.
So they appeared or was it in Georgia? Yea Athens Athens, Georgia.
And somebody asked Luke Holms about country stars and where
they would play on a dream football team.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
So and Luke Colms played with Caleb Presley from Barstool
and his high school football team, and he said he
was third, possible, fourth string.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Okay on the Well, we'll get his answer after you
and I answer from country music. So what do you
got for us? Talk? Who do you want? First? All right? First?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
What position would Morgan Wallen play?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
I think he would be a defensive back.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Okay, I don't know what that is, but I do
know that he's like five ten, five eleven. Yeah, so
I feel like the runner, like a running back.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Running backs they don't have to be super tall.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Here's what here's what Luke Combs said, middle linebacker, little linebacker.
I don't think he's big enough for that, all right, all.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Right, Bailey Zimmerman, Bailey zimb Oh.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Gosh, he is little, so he would I would say
he'd be the kicker kicker because.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
He's I'm a safety, like a like very fast safety.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh yeah, right, all right.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Oh Man's safety. Yeah, hey, all right, dang Luke Aligned.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
What's next? The other Luke Luke Bryan, Luke Brian.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
I think he's like a veteran quarterback, like he's you know,
he's uh, he's not a spring chicken anymore. But I
think he's got the quarterback smarts. So I say quarterback.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
I'm gonna say backup quarterback because he is older, so
he would be like, what's his name?

Speaker 3 (13:53):
What's that old guy?

Speaker 4 (13:54):
You know that guy? That guy well Joel Joe Flacco
who played oh good, good for him, and he beat
the other old guy, Aaron run. I mean, what's his face? Yeah,
Aaron Yeah. All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Locker room guy, glue guy, locker room guy. What is
glue guy?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Holds a team together?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Okay, veteran?

Speaker 4 (14:14):
All right?

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Next up, Megan Maroney.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Megan Maroney. I'm gonna say she's gonna be, uh slot receiver,
like a like a fast receiver.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
I'm gonna say she's a punter.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Punter. Okay. I think she's hard to tackle because she
wears a lot of that bling that hurts. That hurts
when you man, I'm gonna have to probably go running back.
He's got Megan Maroney carrying the ball. Okay, who else?
Lanny Wilson. Laney Wilson's quarterback. Oh you think quarterback.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
She's smart.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
She yeah, you gotta be smart to be quarterback. And
she's just so savvy. She's I can see her being
a team player. She's calling all the plays.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, that's her.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
I'm going to say linebacker, quarterback. Oh yeah, she's a
quarterback all right, jelly roll, jelly.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Roll, offensive lineman even though.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, give me a back, then jelly roll and now
jelly roll.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Now, I mean he's still three hundred pounds. I mean
that's still alignment.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Right, I'm gonna I'm gonna say he's a defensive end.
Those are the quarterback killers, because they're the guys that like,
they sacked the quarterback and then they just get all demonstrative,
demonstrative and scream in their face. I just want him
to give one of his.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Awards speeches right after he sacks a quarterback.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
What does Luke Combe say? Uh? Formerly offensive line? Right?
That makes sense?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Now?

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Uh slot receiver.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh wow, I don't I don't think about that.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
These are any good? What else? Bellerine, Oh, hey, Tucker
Kelsey ballerin, he's gotta be in le punter. Actually, she's like,
she's gonna run our Instagram page one around the football field.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
I think she's on the dance squad on the side.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, based on my last conversation with her, she's like, oh,
I don't like to sweat, no, so yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah, dB defensive back, all right, all right?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Two more Riley Green, Oh, he's a tight end for sure.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
He's my QB water boy.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Water boy.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
That's what Luke Combs says.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
It's like, what position doesn't have to wear a shirt?

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Is that one?

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Right? All right?

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Last one the guy himself, Luke Comb's Luke Colmbs.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
I'm gonna say, uh, what's the blind side? Left tackle?
He's my blind side.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I'm gonna say centner.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Okay not. Probably wouldn't play. I would be like riding
the bench. I wouldn't be good enough.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
He did all right in the or in high school.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
That's from college game day, and our teams were vastly different. Yeah,
we're Tim and Brook. This is one O two five
K n hot acts good more.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Than we have to talk about something that Morgan Wallin
is releasing today and what Keith Urban of what someone
said that made him fall flat out on the stage
concert Ready.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
For a fun fact on Monday? Sure, A caterbillar pillar
called a tobacco hornworm uses its bad breath to scare
off predators. It eats tobacco leaves and that causes its
to have smoker's breath. Oh oh, so the question is no,
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Going to kiss you.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
No, you're hornworm tobacco breath grossmlcome, I don't know, it
might be a little sweaty. I said we were done
with the nineties, and you know what, I spoke too soon.
We could be ninety one tomorrow, ninety two on Wednesday,
and then back to the eighties. But the nights, oh,

(17:36):
the nights are so perfect.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yes, with the night at dh Farms harvest Knights and
it was so beautiful around six thirty seven o'clock.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
So perfect. By the way, my weather app also includes
a mosquito forecast, and the mosquito forecast for today is severe.
So I ate mosquitoes.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
I don't get bitten.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Mosquitoes must be or if I do if they don't
show up, but my kids get eating alive, so go
away please, Yes. Today's top stories Morgan Wallen. His newest single,
he announced was twenty Cigarettes and the music video comes
out today.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Now get confused? Central time comes out at one? So
what time?

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Here?

Speaker 3 (18:16):
In noon?

Speaker 4 (18:17):
I think?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
So that's right, all right around lunchtime? Look out for
the twenty cigarettes video for Morgan Wallen. Keith Urban was
in concert in Nashville. An audience member I was holding
up a sign. He went over to her ask her
what her name was, and the audience member said, you're
not gonna like my name.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
And he goes, what why would I not like your name?
And she said it's Nicole look and.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
He fell out fat on his back on the stage
and was laughing, and the whole arena started laughing.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
So alasi's got some humor. Yeah about the situation.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
By what one o'clock Central is? Eleven? Am here?

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Eleven? Okay?

Speaker 4 (18:54):
And I think in honor of that song being released
a video at one o'clock today between now and eleven, Tucker,
you need to smoke twenty cigarettes?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Can you do it?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah? I'll take one for the team.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
I have never smoked a cigarette in my life.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah you shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
No, I don't. I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
But I'm just like a little bit of me is curious, like,
does it feel like you're you were literally just like
here's a gust of smoke and you're just swallowing.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
It when you've never done it. The rush of nicotine
goes right direct to your brain and you get so
dizzy and.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
You need that.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Oh my Yeah, you'll get like sick and you'll be like, oh,
this is awful.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Why do people do this?

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Right?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
But first time I got the vertigo, I don't need
any more dizziness.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Okay, I'll just I'll just stay a cigarette free for now.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Okay, keep keep it rolling.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
It's Tim and Brooke. We're coming to you from the
Sanderson Ford Studios of King and I x FM Phoenix.
Of all the things going on this weekend. Our Monday
Morning draft is going to play on one of the
things that some people were involved with this weekend. Okay,
that's all I can tell you. Seven to ten right
here on K and I x IM of Caesar's Rewards

(20:08):
only vy like casino that gives you Caesar's Rewards when
you play there now. Over the weekend. I don't know
if you saw this on your social media, but a
lot of things going on, people getting out and about
nicer weather, and we've had all your you know, summer's
kind of breaking. There were these things called no kings protests,
no King's marches.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Jim, I'd like to have a peaceful Monday. I don't
want people flood my dms. Can we not?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
No?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
It took me a little bit of time to go,
what do you mean no kings? Well, these are people
are not happy with politics the way things are now,
and so they're out there march and saying we don't
want a king. Okay, we're not going to deal with that.
We're dealing with our draft. We're going to draft king things.
They could be actual kings, they could be products that
are named after kings or just king related things.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
But no, okay, I get it. I get where you're going.
I like that.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
I was too busy bowling with pumps to pay attention.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
To all that, but yeah, yeah, let's do it. I
like it.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
That's a hot button issue for sure, following with Trump.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Don't get me started, all right, So last week I
won the draft for the second week in row, I'm
gonna get the last pick, three picks each Snake style draft. Tucker,
you came in last, so you're going first this week.
Let's let's talk about kings.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yep, all right.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
I think I would just be wrong if I didn't
choose this first overall.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
The king of country George Trade.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Oh man, Okay, I see, okay, I see where you're
going with that.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
I think gig a country.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
He's known as the king of country music. Yeah, yes,
what's your favorite George Strait song?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Oh gosh, so can I just looked at each other
with pursed lips, like.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
He's not gonna know. Just get me until the end
of the draft.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Okay, here's what you need to know about Tuck. He's young,
twenty five gen z.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
He might not be able to name in George Strait song,
but he could probably list all of f one trillion
postmal album But that's what we are, That's.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
What right, Yep.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Exactly like today's best country and all time favorite.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
I love George like when his song plays like, I'll
know it and I'll sing it. But yeah, I'm not
gonna normally, I would just look it up real quick.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Do you like his song Friends in Low Places?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Is that actually his song?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Oh gosh, I think talk. I tried to defend you,
but now you have to leave. I think you have
to go put yourself in time out.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
I thought he was just tricking me right there, like
he is tricking you.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Friends in Low Places is maybe the most iconic country
song of all time by Garth Brooks.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Okay, yeah, so I knew that.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Okay, all right, brook your first pick, this is so funny.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
All right, I'm gonna go with king size candy bars.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
You know, coming up on Halloween when you scored that
as a kid, that was amazing. You know those people
were probably rich. Yeah, when they had those king sized snickers.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yep, that's what I go with.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (22:59):
I don't like that because you just stole. You just
took the generic. You didn't say, like a king sized
Percy's Bar.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yeah, Tuck, you need it.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
I don't think you have any room right now to
say anything.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
So we're just gonna simmer you down.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
One of the best days of my life after the
fire of this summer was my new place when Brooklyn
Betting showed up with my king size mattress.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh Man okay, ever since we got the Brooklyn Betting mattress,
Brian and I when we go stay in a hotel
or an Airbnb and we have to sleep on a
queen bed, We're like, this is so small?

Speaker 4 (23:39):
How do we do this? All right? My second pick?
As I sneaked back around, I'm gonna say, king.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Crab, king Crab. There you go, delicious, all right, brook.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Okay, if this doesn't count, you can tell me and
I'll move on. But the Magic Kingdom like Disney World.
I grew up going to disney World, and I love
disney Land, of course, but that's a.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Huge, huge Disney fanbrook is allow it.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
I am a big especially when I'm a kid. Are
you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Adu? You love it?

Speaker 2 (24:12):
No? I know you're Disney.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Would I go without children?

Speaker 6 (24:16):
No?

Speaker 3 (24:17):
But I have children. So there you go.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
The Magic Kingdom, Magic Kingdom. Yeah, all right, Tuck, you
get your second and your third pick.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
All right, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
By the way, I can name a couple of rides,
don't I can name a lot of rides, all right.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
Don't ask me to name a book, but I'm gonna
do Stephen.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
King, Stephen King, the stand Okay, all right. And then well, also, wait,
didn't he it?

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, pretty sure, there you go, all.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
Right, and then my last hit pick is going to
be the King of Basketball, Lebron James.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Well that doesn't even he On is the king.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Of He's known as the King, Yeah he is.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
What about Michael Jordan.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
That's my king, that's the best player of all time.
But they call Lebron j king, Lebron King.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Oh, King James James. Okay, I like Michael Jordan better, but.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Well that's just me.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
I mean he is better, right.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
More championships, that's what people call.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
And he's just a baby brook.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Your final king.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Pick, I'm gonna go with King Triton from The Little Mermaid.
That was my favorite movie. I watched that probably two
hundred times.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
He's like, stay away from those fish eaters. Let me see,
I got my final pick of king things. I got it.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, you're missing an obvious one for you.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Really Yeah, well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna pick. Okay,
Leo DiCaprio on the deck of the Titanic, the King.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
That's a good one. Okay, you're probably gonna win that.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
That's my picks. King of the World from Titanic King
Crap and my King Size Brooklyn Betting Mattress Brook went
with King Sized candy Bars, the Magic Kingdom, King Triton
from a Little Mermaid, and Tuck goes with Lebron James
Stephen King and George Strait, who is apparently a country singer.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
I thought, check yes or no, oh you have googled,
and then also the other one. I don't know the
beginning of it, but it's like something morning, Emma, there
we go.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
He's only had over sixty number one hits to choose from,
and that's why he is the king of country music.
All right, we'll get our draft posted on our Instagram
and the stories at Canites Country and you can decide
who is the King of the Tim and Brook Monday,
your kids out to a new place where Fear Farm
used to be off the one on one right there

(26:55):
where the one on one on Tim it used to
be Fear Farm. Now it's d H Farms and it's
a lot more family like, not scary. Yeah, more fall
festival pumpkin stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah there's no haunted house or anything, but it's it's
got all the instagrammable moments, got the food trucks, got
this corn maze that I steered clear.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Of because I can't find my way out of a
wet paper bag.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
So I said, if you think of Halloween and scary movies,
usually bad things happen in the corn.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
True.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, true, But it was like a big bounce house.
There's something from Ages for everyone. He just two to
one hundred.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
I took Penny dressed as Barbie and Bennett, who's just
one percent Spider Man. That's all he wants. He just
wears it on a Tuesday. It doesn't have to be Thanksgiving.
He's four now, and I took him to Sanderson for
a little trunk or treat thing with our friend Priscilla
and the poor kid Bennett. He's four, and he does
have a peanut allergy, so oh no. And if you

(27:48):
look at most Halloween candy has peanuts in it, either
outright or some you know, derivation of a peanut. And
so as he was trunk or treating, you know, I
was kind of screening out most of candy, so he
didn't have hardly anything. There was one person, you know,
everybody's got their trunk open and it's decorated. One person
there had no candy. What he was offering the kids

(28:10):
was to handle his pet snake. What yeah, yeah, guy
has a like a reptile business, and he'll come to
your house for a birthday party. I thought of hiring
him and not telling you for boat schelling.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
No, thank you, no, thank you.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Listen, I know I don't need a snake on the
loose around toddlers.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Tuck. Did we get that on our Instagram? Oh yeah,
oh yeah. He Ben is not afraid at all. He
just grabs the thing, he's looking at it. He loves it.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Are you allergic to peanuts? Here's a snake.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Here's a snake. I thought that was kind of funny.
But a couple of weeks ago, I took him to
one of those you know whatever trampoline and jungle gym
places are fun. Yeah, and you know, they get into
the jungle gym and it's like this whole maze of things.
You can't really hang with him because I'm too big.
But Penny comes out and Bennett comes out, and I say, what,

(29:01):
what's Bennett eating? I didn't give him anything to eat.
What's he eating? He apparently found a starburst on the
ground somewhere in the maze, wrapped No.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Oh, no, he probably had teeth marks on it.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
It probably did. Oh, but it was probably bright yellow
or red. And you know he's, oh, that looks good.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Oh gosh.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
So it's just disgusting, disgusting. It's disgusting. We want to
ask what disgusting thing is your kid eating?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Okay, this is or done because this is this happened
in Target. We were going to a birthday party. We
had to pick out a toy for the kid. And
I'm looking at the toys. I think I was reading
something on the back and I hear BO in the
cart go mommy, I'm a baby.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
I'm like what.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I turn around. He found a pacifier in the cart
and pops it in his mouth. Now he's never used
a passifier and has it in his mouth, sucking on it,
and the way I screamed. One of the workers like
peeped over and was like, is everything okay. I'm like,
we're we're going, but I'm just like yeah, Like I
take a wet wipe and like put it on his tongue.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
You know, if hand sanitizer is not meant to be
sprayed in a mouth, Okay, it's not good.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
I could not believe he did he's almost four. I
thought he knew better.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah, Brooke, I got a question.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Do not check the cart when you grab it if
there's anything in it, because I even when I do,
like if I go to Costco and there's a little
like wrapper, I'll just push it to the side and
grab a new one.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
It was in so like in the cart, he's not
like a baby sitting up on the front.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
So yeah, I didn't like examine and look.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
It was like underneath it. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
Like okay, oh, one thing, because passifiers fall out on
the ground all the time. You just pick him up
and whatever, shake him off, put him back in. But
somebody else's pacifier.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, we don't know handput in mouth. We don't know
what could be going on with that pacifier.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
If if you got a story about your kid put
some gross in their mouth, we want to hear about it.
At eight three, three, five, seven seven, we'll go full
on Tim and Brooke confession session here on this Monday.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
K and I X Confession Session.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
I took Honey and Bennett to one of those jungle
gym trampoline places. Then it comes out of the crawling
jungle gym Areo chewing something. Kenny says he found a
starburst on the ground, just started, just unwrapped start, probably
had teeth marks in it.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I'll score for Bennett three Candy Heather, Yes, sir, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
How are you good? So this goes off a Brooks.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Story with the target shopping cart.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
I took my granddaughter, she was four years old at
the time, to a Walmart and not a very good
part of town.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Next thing I know, I look at her, she's licking
the cart. Oh oh, wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
We ended up with Mono at four see him butt
in mouth Mono. There's no telling.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
That's Walmart Mono will take hand, foot and mouth over
Mono any day more.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
That's terrible, man.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yeah, that was gross. Heather, thanks for calling Megan. How
about you? What's your story?

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Well, I have my daughter. I kind of have two stories.
One she was really bad about putting things in her mouth.
But one we were at Goodwill and I noticed she
was chewing some gums but I didn't give her she
and I asked her where she got the gum. She
was three years old, and she said she found it.
Oh no, So she found she found some ABC goum

(32:36):
and put it in her mouth.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yes, that's just like Will Ferrell just picking it off
the handrails for the subway.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Else, Yes, it was like that.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, gross.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Same daughter she also found in the parking lot. We were
geting my daughter, other daughter out of the car and
she found one of those like floss picks and picked
it up and had it in her mouth. And yeah,
so she did. Those are the two things I could
think of. But she always put stuff in her mouth.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
And how is her immune system?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Now?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I bet it's it's she hardly ever gets sick.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
There you go, Yeah, thank you for calling Megan. All right,
we continue to roll commercial free as we just pick
up things off the ground and put them right in
our mouth. Nothing wrong with that. She got to build
up that immune system, right five K and I X
rolling Commercial Free with Tim and Brooke Morgan. Wallen is

(33:29):
releasing the video for the song twenty cigarettes.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yes, that is his newest single.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Such a good song, okay, and it said one central time,
So that's eleven am here.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
I believe so. And I've challenged Tuck to smoke twenty
cigarettes between now and the release of that video. What
are you up to?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I'm not seven right now?

Speaker 3 (33:46):
No, no, smoking.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Now this comes from Tuck's dat. Fo my best friend,
and he's, of course teacher at Sunny Slope. Now the
topic is what did your kid pick up off the
ground and put it in their mouth? This isn't about Tuck. Actually,
it's about Fo himself. He says, when I was twenty
five years old and working in my second or third
year at Sunny Slope High School. So Tuck, when your

(34:10):
dad was the age you are now, he'd been a
teacher at Sunny Slope for three years. Crazy. Could you
imagine having your having both sit in a class taught
by Tuck?

Speaker 3 (34:19):
We're going to go to private school.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Anyway, he was there teaching and he's in his third year.
We had a teacher meeting one morning and I found
a piece of gum underneath the desk I was sitting at.
It was chewed by a student and left under the desk,
probably years before solid as a rock. Another teacher bet
me twenty dollars that I wouldn't chew it and blow

(34:43):
a bubble. Let's just say that I made twenty dollars
that day.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Oh my gosh, we need to pay teachers more, ladies.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
No doubt.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
That's gross.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Isn't it so gross?

Speaker 4 (34:59):
And now we know why talk is uh you know
he's got yeh, all right, everything.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Is gross to talk.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
We got Taylor from Queen Creek on the line. What's up, Taylor?
Good morning? Oh where does she go? There? She is?
She's she's online threat.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
Oh my gosh, I'm.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Like literally shaking right now, like I should not be
driving up shaking.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Okay, well just calm down, grip the wheel, and know
that you have one tickets to r K and i
X hometown holiday. Oh my gosh, I'm so excited.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Thank you guys, You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Who are you most excited to see?

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I don't know all of them?

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Maybe maybe, Oh I can't pick just one because I'm excited.
She's shaking, Brooke. You can't expect her to recall things
like that. Her body is reacting. Tucker wet Moore, Time eers,
Jackson Dene and Mackenzie Carpenter. And by the way, there's
about three thousand seats of the celebrity. I think we
have less than three or tickets left to buy, so
sell out. Good thing you got yours, Taylor.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Yes, thank you for listening.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Yes, thank you guys so much.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
A ky and Ix, Tim and Brooke rolling commercial free
and what did I do? Now? Says I'm in trouble.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
I think it was Friday.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
You told me about a movie that was coming to
the Lifetime network, A pickle Ball Christmas.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
You told me the plot.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
It sounded ridiculous, right, and I said I'd watch it. Okay,
you did not tell me the most important part. You
buried the lead. It's got two stars from One Tree Hill,
my favorite TV show of all time? Of course, why
did you leave that detail out of who is starring it?

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Who are the stars?

Speaker 3 (36:45):
James Lafferty who plays Nathan, I sent you all that DMS.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
He's like very, very good looking, so I'll definitely be
watching it. And then Chris Keller from One Tree Hill,
Tyler Hilton, who's an actual music artist. He'll be here
January twenty first, and I'm going to see him with.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Lizzie What doing what singing?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
He's an actual singer that played a singer on the show.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Okay, so he's at.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
The rhythm room. I don't know if you've ever heard
of it. Do you know what that is?

Speaker 4 (37:14):
You're going to the rhythm room?

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Has been One Tree Hill star.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Someone's a little jealous. They're not invited to the rhythm room?

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Which one that you sent me? Two shirtless picks?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
They're both that's him, that's Nathan Scott.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
And this is the guy that's in the pick a
Ball movie?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Is by the way, is the rhythm room fun?

Speaker 4 (37:34):
You know? Have you had your shots? Oh? It's a
classic place. Okay, you don't usually venture over to the
west side.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Well, I've lived on the east side.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
So a pickleball Christmas I will be watching with the
stars of One Tree Hill.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
How on earth is Lizzie going to darken the door
of the rhythm room? She's afraid to wear her white
sneakers in a clean room at Intel two five? K
and I actually I got a trivia question for you, Brook,
all right, what is made from cork rubber wool, Tennessee

(38:12):
cow hide and then rubbed in Lena blackburn mud from
a secret New Jersey spot?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Uh uh? I don't know a procettting a cow.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Doug?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Do you know.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Your answer? In a moment, I'll tell you why I'm
asking this today? On two five? Can I ask? It's
Tim and Brooke. I just asked you this question. Maybe
it helps you to know they're made in Costa Rica.
This product is made in Costa Rica from cork, rubber wool, yarn,
Tennessee cow hide, and then before it's used, it's coded
in Lena Blackburn mud from a secret New Jersey.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Spot a saddle.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Well, that's that's good. That's a good guess any idea.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
M I like the saddle shout, but I can't think
of anything.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
These are the baseballs used in the major leagues, and
so yeah, they're using a lot of quite a lot
of them these days. The American League Championship Series is
Game seven tonight to see who's going to go and
get beat by the Dodgers as the World Series begins
later this week. But guess how many What is the
average life span of a baseball in a Major League

(39:27):
baseball game?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Like how many pitches?

Speaker 4 (39:29):
How many pitches?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
US seventeen?

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Okay, you know and three Remember in the same lot
they had the one ball right that got signed by
the by Babe Ruth and it goes over the yard.
The big dog has it. They got to get it back.
The average lifespan in a Major league game is seven pitches.
Seven seven pitches.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Now it's covered in mud for New Jersey. So wouldn't
I give like the Mets and the Yankees a better
advantage because it's their like home soil on that ball
rather than.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Yeah, it's for grip and it kind of Yeah, that
was one of the things. My son Daniel was a
bat boy for the Diamondbacks, and they had to before
a game get a box of baseballs and rub that
particular silt from that mud on the balls. Yeah. And
also the low man on the totem pole when you're
a bat boy is you have to run out and
resupply baseballs to the homeplate umpire because every foul ball

(40:21):
and a lot of times the ball gets scuffed and
the pitchers don't like it. And Daniel started out at fifteen,
he was a little bit chunky. But you have to
stand on the top step of the dugout with you know,
five or six baseballs in your hand, and as soon
as the umpire looks over, you gotta sprint over to
him and then sprint back. And you do it a
couple hundred times a game. By the end of the
summer he was very spelt.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Maybe I should sign up to be a ball girl.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Yeah, yeah, just don't get in the way when they're
playing all right, all right, yeah, so I'm rooting for
the Mariners tonight they're playing Toronto. But like I say,
it doesn't really matter much once the world series starts
with the Dodger
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