News From The Bottom Of The Barrel

A man checked out an open house, and he fell in love with the house, so much that he wanted to move in right away.... problem is, the man did not buy the house, he was planning on just living there and not paying. The man's plan did not work, and he was taken into custody.... IN OTHER NEWS..... A 74 year old man was arrested for floating naked and drunk in a lazy river.... I mean besides being naked, can you blame the man, a lazy river and a cocktail is a great way to spend the summer!

Episode Transcript

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He's the Kronkite school graduate. Theydon't brag about. He's a barrel boy
with news from the bottom of thebarrel. Thank you to my friends at
Chapman Chevrolet. So a guy inVirginia got arrested after he went to an
open house and said, man,I really like this place. Then he
decided he wanted to move in withoutactually buying it. Like I'm talking during
the open house. He just startedbringing his clothes and they're like, what

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are you doing. He's like,it's my house. Now. They're like,
so you gotta buy this. He'slike, Nope, I don't.
He tried to play the squatter lawsthat are all crazy. We're luckily they
were able to get him out.He is facing some charges, but I
mean he got it, got admitted. I mean, the guy liked the
house and try to make his own. I do love going to open houses.
Do you ever do that? Butno houses, you can't afford you

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that. Of course I go tozillow. I set the parameters to only
open houses. Show up to theopen houses. I do you are nice?
It must be. I can't affordhim, but I just I like
to see anyways. So seventy fouryear old man New Hampshire's rest of last
week after he was found lying nakedin the lazy river at a pool amusement

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park. Guess what he was not? Sober dude got absolutely bombed, stripped
off his clothes and was just layingon an inner tube floating around hammered.
I gotta be honest, I contemplatedthat at one point this past week.
I mean, look, don't stripyour clothes off, but man, me
and a lazy river with some cocktails, that is what I call it good?
Why naked? It's a lazy river. It was too lazy to get

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dressed. Honestly, I wouldn't thinkanything of it. Bo has been taking
off his clothes and every second hegets