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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is tj Amanda and j Rod's second date update
on kJ one three.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Emma on the second date update, How you doing, Emma?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I am, I'm all right.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
How are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
We understand you kind of need a do over with Jacob.
You messed up that first date. What happened?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Yeah, yeah, you know, I do want to offer him
a bit of a redo because I came up with
the idea to go to brunch and I thought that
was fine, but he was really uh hungover, and it
wasn't having that much fun and I felt so bad
about that, and so, you know, and he hasn't really
(00:41):
returned any.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Of my texts, and so I was like, Okay, I'll
just tell him, Look, it's my bed, let's go out
to dinner, and we'll just like that, have a little
bit of a two over.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Yeah, because brunch is kind of tricky. You have to know,
are they a morning person? Do they like waking up early?
Are you still drunk? Because if you or you just
drunk all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, no, but but seriously, yeah, maybe we'll have a
better date if we have it later in the day.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Okay, well, you know how this works.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
We'll get Jacob on the phone, and I mean this
sounds pretty reasonable.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I have confidence and maybe we can make this sense great.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Okay, we'll take a break, play a couple of songs,
and then we'll see what's up with him. For the
second date update, kJ went on three tj Amanda and
Jay rout in the morning. This isj Amanda and Jrob's
second date update on.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
kJ one or three. We got Jacob on the second
date update.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Little confused, but we'll explain what's going on.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Jacob. How are you, buddy? You remember doing that brunch
date with Emma?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Yeah, her idea to have brunch.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You showed up a little bit tired, maybe one might
say hungover, and.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
She's like hungover. She's like, I feel bad that we
did brunch.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
She wants to take you out for a redo date,
a dinner at night, this time drinks the real thing.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah. Yeah, look, showing up hungover was my bad?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Actually, like I was kind of good after a bloody Mary.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
So is there another reason why you hear the dog?
Something about Emma that makes you not want to go
out again her?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
I don't know, man, Like Emma picked up her waffle
with like her bare hands and started gnawing on it
in the middle of.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
The day, gnawing. What do you mean by gnawing on it?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
I mean they're kind of like a baby eating a cookie.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I don't know, like a baby, Okay, and you and
you're like, nah, I can't go out with someone that
eats a waffle like a baby.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I ever heard of silverware? Ever heard of a knife
and a spoon? I mean knife and a fork? Eating
a waffle with your hands, I don't know. It's it's
kind of low class. Wow.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Okay, Wow, I put hold on Emma, Emma, come on
in here.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Okay, listen. I mean I was not gnawing on my
waffle like a baby with no to eat, you know,
or like whatever, gnawing on a cookie.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
No, okay, so you just picked it up and ate
it like with your.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Hands a sandwich.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, yeah, like how you eat you know. I mean
there's like people do this all the time. They're literally
restaurants that serve you waffles.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That you eat with your hands.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Just like a waffle of sandwich maybe, but not like
an actual waffle.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
No, like actual waffles. I mean whatever, I just eat
a waffle in my hands.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I think I'm liking this.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Idea of just picking up the waffle and just eating
it with my hands. That's because you're a sloppy eater,
I'm trying to say.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I'm trying to say, Emma's not a sloppy Sorry.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Looks like we weren't at some like food truck. We
were out for brunch and you're picking up a waffle
like it's a piece of pizza and shoving it in
your mouth.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Okay, First of all, I wasn't shoving it in my mouth.
You know, I was eating a waffle with my hands.
I mean, how am I supposed to.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Eat a waffle with a knife and fork?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
You eat toast with a knife and fork.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
It's not the same thing, I said, it's not the
Oh my.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
God, it is exactly the same.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
And you put waffles in a toaster. We were at
a fancy brunch. This wasn't an eggo waffle.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Okay, so she ate her waffle with her hands.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
But that's your end all, be all red flake. Everything
else about you is perfect.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Do you want to be seen at a restaurant with
a date who's eating a waffle with her hand?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
I probably would be the one eating the waffle with my.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Normally, Yes, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
This is it.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I mean, honestly, this is so stupid. And you know,
I'll do whatever I want with my waffle. It's my waffle,
and I'll eat it with my hands whatever. I love that.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
I mean, well, you know, good luck with that.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
So you're out, Jacob. That's it, you're out. No, can't
date to a hand hand waffle person.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
I think it'd be one thing if, like you know,
you would admit it. But I just feel like, you know,
this is a weird hill to die on. You could
just say I should have used the knife and fork.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You know I shouldn't have.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, all right, all right, Jacob, we're gonna let you go.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Jacob.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay, okay, okay, by pick it up and slap it up.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Let's do this.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yes, thank you. I mean, I are any of you single?
Speaker 5 (05:13):
And why not you eat with your hands?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Believe why not?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Even I've ever heard of second date updates so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Listen, I mean you're talking to the wrong pro. I'll
eat soup with my hands if I can get away
with it. So, uh, Emma, sorry we didn't get you
another day with Jacob, but thanks for coming on the
second date update.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
And high five.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Uh, thank you, waffles with your hands, with your dirty, sticky, syrpy.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Hands, give me a high five. Now you guys are
stuck together. Well, let me turn this around. But thanks
for calling. Let me turn this around though.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
What if the dude picked up a waffle and started
like me, like me, I pick it up, lick my fingers.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I'm doing all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You're licking of the fingers imply something grosser?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Oh well, I mean, wait, but that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
If you're willing to eat with your hands, it's a
little bit gross. And then I think eating a waffle
with your hands is cleaner because you keep the dry
part of the waffle on your fingy and then you
dip the wet part into the syrup.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
So really it's fine. It's cleaner than a fork. That's
cleaner than a fork. Okay, it's not. What do you think?
Four or five for six on one O two seven?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
If you want to chime in on the second date updates,
John says, on a side note.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
A waffle as a pizza crust and eggs and meat
and cheese, and it kind of slaps. So there you go.
That's mind plug like waffle champion, you pick up your waffle.
See okay, all right, I don't know what do you think?
Feel free to call and also think of the licking
and the fingers. I headed that in.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Okay, he did add that in, so I'm making a grosser.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
First off, okay, if you were not supposed to eat
waffle with your hands, they would not have waffle sticks.
That's all I'm saying for satis or Second off, I
think it's insane that he called that low class.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
But he had the.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Audacity to still go out to brush when he was
clearly hungover.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Okay, to a.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Nice place as well.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
And the third.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Off, what fancy place have waffles? I'm sorry, but maybe
I'm just poor. I don't think of like a quote
unquote fancy place like an iha.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I mean there's places like Denise International Waffle whose waffle?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Where is it?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I mean plenty of high class places that served in waffles.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Okay, all right, thanks for calling me.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah,