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July 15, 2025 8 mins
Stephanie and James went out. She must have been excited to talk to him, because she said she needed to shower real quick and would call him back. She did, in 3 minutes. Was her shower not long enough for James? We find out with the 2nd Date Update
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is tj Amanda and j Rod's second.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Date update on KJE three. I got Stephanie from Okay
see on the second date update. Hi Stephanie, Hello, Hi.
You have no idea why you're not getting a date
with James?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Oh no, I am so confused.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
What's the story?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
James asked me out. We had dinner, it was a
really it was a good date.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Then like we started texting back and forth for like
another week, just trying to make plans for a second date,
and we finally did set up a time to meet.
We were going to meet for like drinks or.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Something, and then the day before the date, he said
he had to cancel the date. And I haven't really heard.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
From him since then.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
And I sent him a text like I guess like
a week ago, and he didn't reply. So I don't.
I don't he'd finds somebody else. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I did, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I did something wrong? Maybe or is he really busy? Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, yeah, yeah, we will get James on the phone
and we'll ask him what is the deal? What what
turned him so cold all of a sudden, And who knows,
maybe he is super busy, and we'll get you another date. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll do it. Next second date update kJ
went oh three, tj Amanda and Jay Rod in the morning.
The second date update with tj Amanda and j Rod

(01:25):
on kJ one O three. Welcome to the show, James, welcome. Hey,
you went on this first date with Stephanie and you
guys were making plans. I mean, we're all in texting
back and forth all this stuff, and then you canceled
the day before. What's what happened? What changed?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I mean, I don't know if she told you this
part of the story, but I called her to try
to confirm a good time to make our dinner reservation.
I got back a text that said I can't talk
right now. Okay, no big deal, that's cool. And then
she called me back three minutes later and she said
she was sorry she couldn't answer the phone because she

(02:05):
was just getting in the shower. But now she was
done taking her shower.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
That's the real thing that happens in life.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
It only takes you three minutes to take a shower.
Because it was like exactly three minutes. And she said, oh,
I didn't wash my hair.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I don't get I don't get I don't get what's
going on here. I'm a fast shower person, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Mean, okay, but it only takes her three minutes to
take a shower, Like I need a woman who's clean.
Nobody can get clean in three minutes, especially a woman.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Come on, Steffanie Jan, I'm sorry, what do you mean
by especially a woman?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
What? I think that's pretty obviously that nobody can get
clean a three minutes, especially a woman.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
We have more parts to clean, that's great, has a
lot more cracked and oh no, you get clean enough
to pass my standards.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
So wow, you were your standards you're discussing and gross?
That's so grossy And do you have like some ridiculous
like I don't know white glove standards.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I think my standards are the same as everybody else.
When you take a shower, you wash everything, and there's
no way you can wash everything, especially as a woman,
in three minutes.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Wait what do you what do you what are you
talking about? I lather up, I get full coverage and
I rint and you know what, three minutes is like
plenty of time for that.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
And my deal is I can go ahead and shower
in the time of a commercial break yeah, what's your dude.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I'm a big guy.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Okay, I won't get into what you have. Can your
shower in three minutes?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Like?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Do you feel like you could do a complete shower
in three minutes? I don't want to have to shower
in three minutes, but I could probably get it now.
All the wash her hair.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
If we don't wash her hair, it's gonna take less time.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
I don't know. I mean there's certain places a woman
especially got a scrub like you ought to be scrubbing.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
It sounds like you know it's so dumb, Like you're
dumb and admit that is James, don't clean? I do
the necessary Why are you acting like I'm Jerry? I
do the necessary washing procedure to get clean.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
She's maintained three minutes and not enough time. No, that's
not my standard.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
So she don't see equipment, she knows how to wash it.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Okay, wait, this is your real reason.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
If she takes a three minute shower, that's that's it.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
It's done.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I need to know my woman is clean and like
to admit that it took you three minutes in the shower.
That is I'm going to be thinking about that the
whole time. It ain't gonna work.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
For me, woman, I'm not your woman, okay, and three
minutes gets me clean.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Is a I'm gonna get Okay, I'm very clean.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay, James, we're gonna let you go. Thanks for coming
on the second date update. We appreciate your time.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Somebody clean, all right?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay, bye?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
You should have called you his woman.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I think he should have called you his dirty girl.
I guess, yeah, right, I mean, okay, his standard, you know.
And and I said, I, you know, I appreciate his
time because apparently he spends so much time, yeah, to
wash up to his standards.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Stephanie, I was just like the dumbest thing I have
ever heard.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
I have never timed my shower.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
And I don't know why he's timing my shower, but
three minutes seems like.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Plenty of time to get clean. That's just so saving.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Okay, well, Stephanie, thanks thanks for coming on the second
date update. Sorry we couldn't get you another date with
with James brings.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
So stupid anyways, cracks and crowds is disgusting.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, right, exactly right, Thank you, Stephanie, thank you all right.
I don't know, three minutes is pretty fast.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
But I do it.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I was gonna say, I've done it before. I do
it at the gym every day. I don't just sit
in that shower and let you know, I let the
hot water run over your face. You cry. I want
to get out of there before someone sees me or
fine h three Yeah, I don't know. Four oh five,
four six one or two seven. That's what I'm saying
for a dude. Yeah, dudes are okay.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
He's right. Women have more.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
I don't even go there. I feel like I couldn't
go out with James today for sure, because I did.
I took no minute shower yesterday or today.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
See, okay, I took a minute.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Shower that shower ever. Okay, all right, let's let's let's
discuss this second eight update kJ one O three T, J,
Amanda and j Rod.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
In the morning, I went to AI. I asked, what
is the average shower time? It's eight to ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
What is the.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Average shower time without washing your hair?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Four to five minute?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Okay, he's crazy.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
I think he's crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I think he's crazy because.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
I hold on, hold on, stop, Katie. Artificial intelligence said
he's right.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
That three minutes.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Isn't enough time for to five minutes?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Is this one minute under?

Speaker 3 (07:18):
I think he's crazy because as I want to even
shower my.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Own because I'm not washing my hair today, I'm not
to get in the shower. I'm about the timing.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I'm curious. Do it.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
We'll put you on hold. Period, got Katie. You start
the timer when you get in the shower, hit it
stop when you get out, and then call us a report.
How long the fastest shower you could take took when
you took care of all the necessary nooks and crannies.
I'll say that sounds so much better. Oh she's a brownie. Well,
I guess that's bad to never mind. Check in with us, Katie.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I want to know.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Okay, my god, I love what our listeners agreed to
do experiments for us.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Okay, we'll see this and however long taste, Katie is
the final answer. Okay, that's it. Wait, it's a study
of one.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
That's it.
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