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January 16, 2025 5 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Twenty one Pilot's Routines in the night Channel Light three. Hi,
I'm Steve, Steve Burrell about to talk to you about
my canon. What I've got in it? Perhaps that's what
you came for. Everybody else's talk about it. I gotta
pay tickets to almost Monday. They're gonna be coming through
to Mealwolf Rate stage there at Convergent Station. Your chance

(00:20):
to check that out if you can tell me what
I got in my can? What's in my can? It's
the game where I have a can, and the first
person that correctly identifies the item inside the can at
three zero three six three one two ninety three three
today wins the game and wins my prize, which again,
if it gets to almost Monday, January twenty fifth, at
Mealwolf perhaps the first time you've ever heard of this,
and you're intrigued, thinking tell me more Rate. I don't

(00:44):
need to tell you a whole lot more, though, because
that's exactly it. I've just got this can. I'll describe
it today. I'm using the old Turkish delight can. Sounds
like this when I shake it with the item inside.
That might help. Okay, that's good. That's noise that makes
inside the rectangular metal can, and I'll give you more
clues along the way, starting with only one that what's

(01:06):
in my can is a grooming device, a personal grooming device,
and that's all I'm gonna give you so far. If
nobody gets it, I'll give you more. But let's start
with that. Three oh three six three one two ninety
three three. Let's have you guesses what's in my can?
Channel ninety three three. I'm Steve Burrell, and first off,
good morning, how you doing, what's new? And what's in

(01:27):
my can? That's what we're talking about today, trying to
get you into almost Monday, January twenty fifth at Mialwulf.
That's the show, and you're gonna go if you can
tell me what I have inside this can, the Turkish
Delights can that is rectangular, flat metal, sounds like this
when I shake it with the item inside. And I
told you what's in there is a personal grooming device.

(01:48):
That's all we had to go with with round number one.
Did we get it all rightthan here we go? Good morning?
Who's this Morgan? Morgan? All right? Morgan in the first
person through today. That means he gets extra shake if
you want to hear it? Sure? All right, here you
go listen closely. All right. Maybe that did it for you.
Maybe that made it click Morgan, and now you got
to prove it. What's in my can? Is it a

(02:11):
beard comb? A beard comb is not in my can?
I have no beard. I maybe that would be a trick,
like I can't even grow here anyway? Hi, who's this? Wait?
I don't need I already got that part. I just
want to know what's in my Candeeve, You've got hair
gel in your can? Nope, I don't have that in
my can. What do I have in my can? Though?

(02:31):
Do you have a comb in your cane? I don't
have a comb? I can morning? What is in my can? Tweezer?
Not tweezers? Wait? Hey, how you doing? What's in my can? Rasor? Nop?
A lot of that stuff going on? Hey, what's in
my can today? Huh? Hair comb? Nope? To you? I asked,
what is it my cat? You can? No? I don't

(02:54):
all right, I think I got time for one more?
You are it? What's in my can? Have hair brush? Nope?
All right, let's do this. What's in my can? Sounds
like this one I shake with the Edamin's side. We
got that part down. I told you that what is
in my can is a personal grooming device. Now I'll
expand on that by explaining the personal grooming device in
a way where the shape of it it's rectangular, it's flat.

(03:18):
It fits in this flat rectangular can. Some versions of
what I have in my can might have a point
as well, but this one does not. Three to three
six two ninety three three, What's in my can? Cage
the Elephant shake me down that one? Live from the
Channel ninety th three garage. I'm Steve bur Elm, live
from the Male Wolf stage at Conversion Station. That's what

(03:38):
we were talking about this week. A chance to go check
out Almost Mondays. They're back in town right away here
with the show January twenty fifth, and you could be
in there if you could tell me what I have
in here in my can today? What's my can? Using
the Turkish Delight cans, I told you it's a flat,
rectangular box. Sounds like this when I shake it with
the otam in side. I said, what's in there is

(04:03):
a personal griomming device. And I followed that up with
that personal grooming device is also flat and rectangular like
the box that it's sitting in. And I thought that
was too much as soon as I said it, So
round two went, what was in this can? I have
scissors in your can? Nope, morn and what's in my can?

(04:25):
That's when I got a nail file in my can?
Who's this? Jose? As I was saying it out loud,
I was like, that's too much, just too much. I
shouldn't have said it was flat, like that was it?
I called earlier with the nail clippers, and I'm like,
nail filer. I'm glad that I got it. It definitely

(04:47):
pop into my head. If I heard a nail copers
would be like, oh so close. Not that My last
clue would have been this is could be made of
different materials, including this one, which is an emery board
that one would have even nailed it more home. I
think I think someone was going to get it with flat.
So so you did nice work, Jose. I got a

(05:08):
pair of tickets to go check out Almost Monday at
melwof for you. Awesome. That sounds great. Have you ever
been to Malwolf or have you ever seen Almost Monday?
I went, I have been to the mail Wolf in Denver.
Have seen a concert in the Yeah, yeah, So it's fun,
very cool. All right, well you got that waiting for
you January twenty fifth. But in the meantime, it's really

(05:31):
nice because during this this upcoming cold snap that we
have Jose over the weekend, you will be kept warm
with the memory of the fact that back on Tuesday
you thank you,
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